first for cunny
All of this just to lose to the Broncos
tits threadno more ass
I stand with Stroud
You know this sport is bullshit because you can avoid a delay of game penalty by delaying the game.
stroud just killed a man with a shitty throw
So close to the fifth pick :(
When was the last good Royal Rumble?
>royal rumble in saudi arabia. Grim.
/wwe/ mentioned
>Stover More like it's over
>>153046272I don't understand how we as a society decided CJ Stroud deserves to get millions of dollars. This shit deserves to burn to the ground
Place your bets! Who's winning the Seahawks vs. Rams game for the Superbowl?
I think he tore that ACL
stover dead :(
>Leave the Patriots to me
stroud boys..the patriots are in control…
Stroud fucking sucks ffs, nigga just gets his receivers killed
Does Stroud know they might need those timeouts later, or does he just treat them like his chirping hallway?
Oh man that was almost Int 5
>joe buck having to shill mandramaShameful.
>>153046290contribute your mantitties then, fag
>one timeout left>almost threw another INT>another injury
It's over for Stover.
>toxinsStill no AFCCG lmao
oof that hurts
why do you post pictures to make other guys horny?
>>153046287If you think Stroud is bad w8 until the Buncos have to play Jarret STD for a full game.
Houston Texans vs. Boston New Englanders
>>153046250based. Still rocking a Pixel 2XL I got back in 2018. The battery life kinda sucks now but still manageable
It's over
>YEAH DUDE SO I KNOW ITS A SPORTS FORUM FULL OF OTHER MEN>BUT I JSUT LOVE POSTING PORN TO MAKE EM HORNY!>ITS JUST DUDES BEING HORNY TOGETHER ITS SWEET! WE CALL IT THE BRO CODE
>throw so shit it destroyed his knee
>wwe Post gg dolin in ribber NOW (please)
Why does New England make flyovers so mad?
lmao nice hospital ball
>Stroud is so unimaginably shit that his receivers injure themselves trying to catch his passes
daaaamn that was close to six
Stroud just murdered that man
It's Stover
Stroud just injured his tight end kek
Is Stroud half Chinese?
>>153046309Lol
>>153046315Da Bears
>>153046315Seahawks bears. And the Seahawks are winning it all
rough game for the texans
>>153046280Not much, I'm at a PC almost all day. I just read books on it in bed before I sleep. I think more modern apps won't work on it but I don't use those either.
Stover eaten by the Turf Monster LMAO
Fuck me this weather. Seasonal affective disorder is so brutal.Need to move to Florida asap
>>153046304
Shit teams
Is Stroud physically capable of not front behind his man?
The elements take another dome player
>>153046347
Why aren't the Texans calling more scoring plays?
Stover's leg is ded
It's Stover...
>>153046348I'm from ConnecticutI root for New York teamsFuck Boston
>>153046316Is this Emily Browning?
>>153046348Why do new englanders keep moving to BASED Florida?
>>153046306The ones Cody won.
>4 INTs>bad throws gets all his receivers killedDEI quarterbacks...
>>153046272>activate the field magnets
>>153046315Pats
>texans are missing:>WR1>WR2>TE1>TE2>LT1>patriots are +5 in turnovers>1 score gamecongrats on the win?
>under throw your open WR>burn a timeout because you can't call a play on time>kill your TE while throwing another ball in the dirtLEGENDARY Stroud drive. Liv is winning the rumble btw
>>153046361
Stroud kills his receivers and now his TE.
>>153046382BASED
stroud out here literally killing his team. ryans is a bad coach for letting CJ play after the first playoff game and after the 1st half of this game.
The Texans' offensive line is giving Stroud time. Is he kind of anxious because of the first half?
>>153046361Nice b8 but we all know it was a goat.
>>153046354How do I get girls to let me touch their butts?
STROUD IS GARBAGE
>>153046354Enjoy the ban.
Holy shit Jarrett Stidham is going to RAPE the bombston cheatriots next week keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
DRAKE "BABY HANDS" MAYE GONNA FUMBLE ANOTHER 2 OR 3 TIMES OR THROW A PICK 6OUR DEFENSE + SPECIAL TEAMS CAN WIN THIS GAME
>>153046313Every time I see this I think it's a Roboco plushie..
Taxes
>>153046354Now that’s a good ass. Not this nigger shit that always gets posted. I hope it’s not a man
>miss me, faggots?
>>153046369>I'M SAD ITS COLDYou need to make up mumbo jumbo to explain how you can be temporarily discomforted, just walk into the waves and never come back, please.
Sadly this is probably Ceejay’s last game as a Texan or at least a starter. I don’t see us extending him next season with this performance. He can’t seem to get out of his own way.
>Take a walk Maye. I'll finish off Houston
does stroud have anyone left to throw the ball to, besides patriots players
>>153046347Rubber*>>153046376Based
>>153046369looks comfy, I love walking outside at night underneath fresh snowfall
>>153046309>30 women rumble where they’re all wearing skintight latex body suits because of decency laws in Saudi ArabiaYeah haha imagine how grim that is…
stroud has literally wasted a generational defense by being ass
>>153046369That went away for me after I started taking 5k IU of vitamin d3 every day
>>153046391Schultz is usually great though
>wonder maneits all so tiresome
Apologize
Black conductors
>the Kansas City experiment failed so goodell goes back to the original planWorse writing than nba nog shit
>>1530463062008
>>153046424>Sadly
THANK YOU TENNESSEE FOR THIS CHAMPIONSHIP
>B-Broncos defense is goodSo is the Texans. Incoming Pats rape keeeeeeeek
>>153046354Based assman
>>153046383yes
>>153046391>12 points>1 score gamepoospic education
Still no general Mills? Stroud humiliation ritual for little bro'ing Caleb
>>153046407Context? What did he do and who hurt him?
>>153046348>called the patriots>least patriotic commie part of the countrywhat did they mean by this
bros i'm getting sleepyi don't know if it's because this game is just pure ass or maybe i snacked too hard
My team handwrapped the Pats their next dynasty
stroud isn't good but he also has basically zero help
>>153046439It's lookin like slow and steady is winning the race
>>153046369>Seasonal affective disorderHahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is S.A.D. Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Inside From The Outside Like Nigga Go Inside Haha.
Colts would have walked into the super if Jones hadn't gotten hurt
IMAGINE IF STROUD WASN'T SUCH A STUPID CHOKING SPEAR CHUCKING NIGGER
>QBs influenced by socioeconomic factors
>>153046437He left after the first quarter
I need the score I dont have interweb
Reffies love the Pats like none other
>>153046432I hope you suffer a very painful death you coombait reddit loser
>>153046369iktfb
>>153046382I was born in CT, but grew up in NY. I root for Boston teams. You are my mortal enemy.
>>153046432Bet she smells nice
>>153046432You're fucking out of here. Hope it was worth it
STRAUDA... Just killed a man...Throw a bad pass. He tried to catch it now he's dead.STRAUDA... Mediocrity has just begun...And now it is another QB drafted all the way...
nice punt
>>153046369looks cool
>>153046439Bryce started off horrible but is not at least a solid starter IMO. Stroud started out amazing but is not playing like a bottom 5 QB. I might seriously take NINE over Stroud.
>>153046422why do age gap relationships make redditors seethe so much?
>>153046470wow ashley that's very racist and not needed
That kid is going to get pneumonia. Shit parents
>>153046404Pay them.
>>153046285Powerful. This is everything.
>>153046458>squint>name looks like fraud
Behold
>>153046369Feels good man
>>153046469I always wanted to fuck her
So many assesSo little timeA little tight oneCould stop me on a dime
Texans D and special teams are legit. Stroud fucked this team.
>>153046464By not drafting Drake?
Why are they playing in a margarita?
>>153046369Pussy. 4 seasons make you human.
That ball would've stopped short of the endzone on its own. Dumb nog.
>>15304647818-1 LOLOL
>stop running up the middle>start gaining yards
>>153046382traitor.neck yourself.
why did goy aikman and joe cuck get so nervous over that little boy
>>153046424He'd be good if yall got him for 20-30 million/y. He's a liability for any more than that tho.>>153046502kek
>>153046463I fell asleep during each of the evening games so far, including the Monday night Steelers Texans game
Texans not looking good
>>153046422Not a Pats fan, but he made a lot of people very happy for a long time and deserves to have her bounce on his skippy.
>>153046382>Pats about to go to AFC Championship while Jets and Giants sit on couch>proud of it
>>153046369you wont make it down there. its too humid. just move to virginia. its where you'll eventually end up anyway
american kids can't afford clothes anymore. thanks Obama
Shirtless kid is a maniac.
>>153046470watch your ho mouth
Maye fumble for the pick 6
Rams better bear down tonight
Texans D gave up game is over
Mills would have won this game if Ryans had a backbone at the half.
>>153046531I WANT TO BE OLIVIA
>>153046539Hes legit gonna die
So many banned anons. Just had to try to make other men horny in a sports thread.SadFor the normal people ITT, I hope youre enjoying the game
>>153046453>150 yards of total offenseLOL
Who here Lakers/Pats/Dodgers/Leafs/Man City fan? It’s been a tough few years but things are looking up
>>153046369Looks beautiful
Feels good being a CaliChad
FEED HIM
>>153046470Ashley always struck me as extremely racist
>>153046520>2007Jesus manHave some self respect
Crazy the Texans are still in this game
>>153046432This
Spiritual win for Stroud. Rest of the team let him down.
Texans defense gave up
why did the texans defense suddenly stop being able to stop the run?
SPEAR CHUCKA
>>153046552Be Olivia Munn and we'll talk
Texans had at least Superbowl appearance ready defence. Shame about their offensive side. It hurts to say but CJ Stroud may have been the weakest link based on what I've seen today. I like the guy a lot, but there are many other great things he could be doing than being an NFL QB that would probably be much more impactful and fulfilling for him.
>>153046567GOD I FUCKING LOVE TAN LINES
>>153046555(. )( .)
>>153046534
>>153046541That's not what a pick 6 is.
Objective female attractiveness ranking :White>>Latina>MENA>>>Asian>=Indian>Black
>>153046531>daddy, I just got into college!
Texans need to sports harder
>>153046539People can get frostbite at games.That should not be encouraged.
I couldn't be a fan of a team with a muttoid QB too bee honest. Like this is our leader? Embarrassing.
>>153046448Boooba
>>153046567>down 12No they aren't
>>153046513Yup they would have ruined him and the Pats would have gotten Nine or somethingDaniels was the most obvious bust of all time
>>153046531Yes, this is exactly what women are like on the subject of sex when no men are around. IOW, far worse than us and more detailed.
this shits over the texans D souls is broken
>Broncos have a Bo-induced melty and overachieve next week with Stiddy.>BTFO by the Seahawks in the 'Bowl
Holy fuck there's still 9 minutes left of this slop?
The Patriots quarterbacks sound like Ngubu 1 and Ngubu 2
coach primate
>>153046559>Every day is the sameBoring
>>153046369get the thong out ya bussy, player
>>153046555(_!_)
it's not that cold in foxborough you pussies
>>153046559How bout them taxes
DRAKE MAYE SO FAR IN THE PLAYOFFS:>2 interceptions >10 sacks>6 fumblesDo bombston cheatriots think he's going to suddenly go on the road and play better???? Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbest fanbase on the planet
City of Houston wants Stroud kill for letting an elite offense go to waste
>>153046599I would be too with shroud
Just run the clock by running
>>15304656618-1 brought this board backWe're all here cause of 2007
goated game. streaming playoffs for /sp/https://discord.gg/speecord
>>153046603>>153046602
>>153046520:(
>>153046502
>>153046584You pick the ball up and score 6 dumbass
>>153046572They could only give Stroud 11 chances to win the game before losing hope
Live by the dome, die by the dome.
>>153046592It isn't that cold outLiterally why that's wintry mix and not snow, and nothing is sticking
This game is over. The defense is demoralized.
>>153046602No one’s forcing you to watch
Melonbacks
gg Texans
I have a nice hot fire ready for da burrs and rasm, just need drakie to keep the clock winding.
>Digged
>>153046572They've only had 5 minutes off the field please understand
>>153046531The state of Olivia
>>153046615His performance in the regular season in home games was garbage. He's better on the road.
unfortunately that first down is the actual dagger
>>153046632No.
>>153046615one of those picks was a hail mary dude lolbut yeah the fumbles are pretty bad
>>153046616*defenseshit too drunk
>>153046625Fuck off groomer
>>153046596>it's impossible to score twice in 8 minutesGreat point
You can’t even spell Taxes without Texas lmao
>>153046632No
DIGGS
Drake Mayedy
>>153046625Are you a chubba at least?
>>153046638i already have too many sunk costs to leave
>Pats stumble ass backwards into Maye and Vrabel in the span of 2 years
we still watching?
>>153046579excellent taste
>>153046632That's a scoop and score, dumb kraut.
marvin the martian head
>>153046612Too fat
>>153046625bad feet sorry
gonna be close if this game ends on time
>>153046615He had a better road record than home record, casual
>moving from Boston to Ann Arbor this summerit's gonna be worse isn't it?
>>153046605running backs*
>>153046642All that testosterone and you enjoy making other men hornyReflect on your choices during your ban.Maybe talk about football next time
i like white girls from boston
>>153046672All feet are bad. Gross.
>>153046572They're not calling stop run plays.
>>153046531Send Olivia my way there’s something we need to get straight between us
>>153046586Move MENA above Latina I think, they basically just look like browner white girls with wider hips
every qb in the league would sacrifice their first born for a defense this good and stroud just wastes it drive after drive after drive
Texans only got one timeout
>>153046667I'd let her stick those sticks up my ass
>>153046656For Stroud? Yes.
>>153046624/sp/ existed before 2007? what was it like?
>>153046531Olivia now has 4 unwanted kids from 2 different guys and takes herpes medication
>>153046612Mods, get this guy!
>>153046675Enjoy the crack heads
It's a wrap
Drake is becoming HIM
>>153046501Fat asses are disgusting. It is like fat tits. Only slim girls can be considered to have big tits or big asses. Better a small tit girl that is slim than some fat girl with boobs bigger than your head and an ass that makes her float when riding you.
That guy has an enormous head.
>Whenever I see a nigga with that guardian cap shit on
DRAKE MAYE SO FAR IN THE PLAYOFFS:>2 interceptions>10 sacks>6 fumblesDo bombston cheatriots think he's going to suddenly go on the road and play better???? Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbest fanbase on the planet
>>153046615>fraud who is carried by the defense until he figures it outHe is truly the next brady it's over
>>153046659>>153046669>>153046652kys
>>153046592>NOOOOOO HE’S LITERALLY GONNA DIE!! :(
Stroud better not get that contract extension
>>153046382western connecticut isn't new england>>153046384warm weather and low taxes while we're old>>153046461you're confusing new england with the west coast.
>>153046705>HIM>zoomerspeakfuckoff faggot
Al Shair should break Diggs neck
>>153046680I'd smack you in your zero chin face if you ever tried saying shit like that to me in real, you little fag lol
why that nigga wearin a spaceball helmet
>>153046525Aw yeah
GIMME AN "N"!
>>153046675lmao rip
>>153046675BTB is good. The white people with dreads are not.
>>153046714No you.
>>153046369>SADyou are spiritually brown
>>153046706That's not a fat ass that's a BBLFake ass
>>153046656this girl is ai
husbandt, you commit too many turnovers. now we are homeless!
>>153046709>>153046707They’re just Chad big head mode enjoyers
>>153046728his brain is too big
Why couldn't the Jaguars or Buccanners have the Texan's defense and special teams?
>>153046728Protec head
>2 touchdowns in 5 minsPoostan has no chance
>>153046714God I love asian women bros....I love them
Stroud legacy possession
KWAB
>>153046698So slow moot axed it>>153046720I'm from the Hartford area
>>1530467118-0 on the roadCope
End this game and start the next one. I want to watch MVP Stafford.
>>153046736
Int incoming
Christ running and falling and having 400 lb nigs fall on you in that weather looks awful
>>153046424If this was 10 years ago, you would say he is 3 for 3 in playoff runs around a new coach that has had good success. You have a good defense. You hope that he can develop further and correct problems. Give him some more help on offense. But with the way the league plays musical quarterbacks... it may not be wise to extend his contract.
>>153046728He has a big brain.
>>153046667I just turned on the game. This snowstorm is kino.
>>153046739You're AI faggot
>>153046719I really think our dumb owner is gonna give him one
>>153046698A yuro would make a soccer thread every 3 weeks and it would get like 5 posts.
Mendoza > Stroud
>>153046664by “sunk costs” do you mean beers?just watch a movie
>>153046747They only need one dumbass
>>153046706shut the fuck up favela ape
>>153046727>Yeah bro I called some internet stranger a fag because he thought it was weird I love making other men horny.
>>153046759But you're watching MVP Maye right now
({^})
DRAKE MAYE SO FAR IN THE PLAYOFFS:>2 interceptions>10 sacks>6 fumblesDo bombston cheatriots think he's going to suddenly go on the road and play better???? Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbest fanbase on the planet
>>153046692They’re too hairy thoughever
>>153046754>I'm from the Hartford areaNigger?
>6 minutes to score twiceWE GOT THISFUCK YOU PATSISSIES I'M NEVER LEAVING
How do the Texans keep Stroud? Back to step 0 in training camp, there's no logical way they make it back to this point with him
Too much time for CJ "Legacy" Stroud
>Problem, Drake?
>sleet crackling on the field miccomfy
>>153046720>western connecticut isn't new englandYes it is. My grandfather is a Pats fan. Fuck YOU FAGGOT
>commentators already coping for stroud>muh hand injury
Should I get my testosterone tested? What are the benefits of taking testosterone and what are the downsides of low test if I have it?
This game has been a shit show
>>153046738If you think that girl isn't fat then you don't know fat. Just because your mom is twice her weight it doesn't mean she isn't fat.
Mills would've won this game by now
CJ Stroud? More like TO Stroud.
texans need 2 touchdowns
Cmon CJ redeeeem
>>153046680>Maybe talk about football next time>t. Guy not talking about football>>153046728He works out at the library
>>153046777>by “sunk costs” do you mean beers?
>>153046785Broncos don't have a quarterback.
>>153046785Broncos D kinda sucks, so yeah, probably he'll play better.
>>153046788I'm a mutt mix of a wop and some slav background you probably haven't heard of
>a lot of contact with the tight endgay
I think bad weather games SUCK
Did Schultz tear his ACL?
>he drinks beerLMAO
>>153046778>12points>only need one td??? a td and 2 field goals is even less likely
>>153046790I think the mutt they had before him turned out to be a rapist so this QB is a step up for them
>>153046740Kek
DRAKE MAYE SO FAR IN THE PLAYOFFS:>2 interceptions>10 sacks>6 fumblesDo bombston cheatriots think he's going to suddenly go on the road and play better???? Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbest fanbase on the planet
>Bring out darth helmet
>>153046714LOL proxyfag got his nerves struck
I get the feeling Stroud's gonna throw another INT, "5 INT" looks a lot neater than 4
>>153046819It's good for you.
>>153046785Chiefs broke him guys
>>153046698
>>153046804They do indeed
us12s fear neither of these teams
>>153046801That ass is full of silicone
>hand injuryThen put in mills, retard.
>>153046780Are you retarded? That guy got banned. I'm another person calling you out on how femininely you conduct yourself on this basket weaving forum
>>153046740legit jej
>>153046698have you ever been to other boards like /o/ or /p/? threads would last for weeks, and it was almost all american sports
>stroud finally learns how to throw the ball away with 5 minutes left in the game down by two scoresKEK
>>153046794Combine that with prostate massage
>>153046727Shut the fuck up faggot. We all are tired of the porn. Just trying to watch the football game and talk to the actual 4channelers and not you tourist faggots. Why would any woman ever want to have sex with you if there was no money involved? Go back to R3ddit with all the other sex offenders. Your faggot ass isn't even allowed near an elementary school for a reason
>>153046819What u drinking
>>153046827How many wins?
Trade Stroud and Herbert, see what happens
>>153046711They were undefeated on the road and most of their rough games were in bad weather so they actually might
>>153046705by completing 50% of his passes for 150 yards? holy based
>>153046802Obviously. A defense + a game manager > a Josh Allen tier turndaballova machine.>>153046779Fattie detected. Did you already eat your 6666 calories per day (plus a diet coke), chungus?
will tom brady be in the parade?
Game over. Start the bears game please
>>153046777No I ate too many snacks and now it's hard to move aroundAnd it's too late to try and do something else since the next game starts in <30 min. Maybe I can waddle around to fold some laundry though
Stroud has a hand injury do you forgive him?
>>153046827He misses Mahomes
Seahawks over Bongos in Owl
DRAKE MAYE SO FAR IN THE PLAYOFFS:>2 interceptions>10 sacks>6 fumblesDo bombston cheatriots think he's going to suddenly go on the road and play better???? Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking dumbest fanbase on the planet
>>153046850A shot of Wild Turkey 101 and a line of coke every 90 minutes
>SACKEDKEK
>>153046846>WeWhat position do you play, Anon? I'm betting it's bottom.
>>153046832it's estrogen in a can soiboi what do u think beer belly is
>>153046839League office told them to come up with a cope cover story>black qbs
>>153046807Im trying to talk about football but theres so many FUCKING retards posting porn that are derailing every god damn thread
Texans got gaped
>black QBs>black coaches
>>153046850A different anon here. Consider making your own apple wine.
Give hunter a TD already sheesh
Its over
>>153046796Connecticut is a suburb of NYC.
>puntingLmao
>PuntLMAO THEY LITERALLY GAVE UP
>punting???
SACKEDACKED
Why are we still watching this shit game
go for it or no balls
PUNTING????????????????????????????????????????
Surrender puntNFC heems this year
I haven't seen much precision decision making from the Houston qb
Rams vs Pats superbowl. MVP contender showdown.
>>153046838>That ass is full of siliconeLook at her arms. The arms are a place where fat usually doesn't gather in fems. When she got fat on her arms, she is becoming a landwhale in under 10 years.
THEY SAID THE TEXANS DEFENSE IS BETTER THAN SEATTLES
I forget, who is the coach of the Texans?
>>153046862Delete this fucking racist shit bro
>QBs who can't hear the chirp
PUNT
>>153046876awww poor babby can’t talk about sweaty black men ;_:
>sacked by an entire island nationJUST
at least the snow looks nice
>PuntingPussies.
>punt>black HCs
Demeco decided his most likely way to win was to force another fumble lol Stroud is done as a Texan
Bye Bye Texass
CJ Stroud.Should he have come out for the 2nd half?
Of course they punt, they literally have a higher chance of getting a fumble/take away than they do moving it on offense.
no shit they're punting. need a turnover
>>153046873You're braindead. Your grandfather fucked your grandmother with a beer belly resting on her ass. Kill yourself.
Why did the Texans give up?
Why punt?
WHY THE FUCK WOULD U PUNT?
>puntingfireable offense
>>153046901Obama
are they hoping the defense forces a turnover or something? why the fuck would you punt with 4 minutes left down 2 scores lmfao
>>153046858>malnourished macaco dwarf in his dirt floor shanty you got like a hamster wheel running the internet router or something
They showed the missed one handed "catch" again. The hubris
>>153046878>everyone in the CCGs so far is white QB white coach
>puntingAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY GAVE UP HOW PATHETIC>puntingAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY GAVE UP HOW PATHETIC>puntingAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY GAVE UP HOW PATHETICFUCKING KEK>puntingAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY GAVE UP HOW PATHETIC>puntingAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY GAVE UP HOW PATHETICMY SIDES
>quit with 4 mins leftare the toxins the most soi team?
>18/42Holy shit dude
>>153046872>What position do you play, Anon? I'm betting it's bottom.
houston has given up
>>153046897>patsSeahawks
>>153046904finally some good anime
>>153046900based avaposter
Make it 31. My autism wants it
>>153046866they don't look as saggy anymore.
Houston has more faith in their D making a miraculous TO than converting a 4th down
elite holding
Coach Primate
OK that's game.It was a fun season overall Texiebros. Once we get more offensive pieces rolling we'll be unstoppable.
>>153046883Nah, northwestern CT is a suburb of Springfield. Therefore, New England.
we are turning the game off
>>153046921Its too snowy
>>153046869You got me beat with the coke though.
>puntingholy shit kill yourself toxins
>>153046663Maybe in the future anon
Texas is a onions state
>$300m extension plus tip
>>153046916Yes. Game ball goes to CJ Stroud, MVP for his outstanding defensive performance
>>153046904Fucking kek
>black QB>black HC>extremely low IQ football
Why didn't you save the kid in the stands /sp/
>>153046958Extremeley based
>losing by 12>under 5 minutes left>PUNTGood night guys. The toxins already gave up and so I am going to wait until my Bennis Johnson dicks down the Rasm.
>>153046940Did the Seahawks join the AFC without me noticing?
>punting down 12 with 4 minutes left
that is one pussy ass punt
>>153046921Their defense has a higher chance of scoring than their offense unironically
My Hawkies going to demolish these AFCfaggoids
>>153046938That looks nothing like me. The (straight) porn is appreciated.
the analytics say to punt
>puntingDeMeco Ryans wants that Bama job in 2 years huh
the texans frog pointing a gun at himself seems fitting right now
>happening again>mayeyeah no
>>153046921They have a better chance scoring on defense than offense lmao
Another year, another Divisional round exit for Toxins
>>153046920
>>153046967Nobody saved me. Why should I save anyone?
Here's to the Texans NOT extending Stroud's contract, comfybros
Why don't the trannies posting porn just go jerk off? How much of a sick fuck sexless virgin do you have to be to be this horny?
>>153046942did you see she gave ropes a palm reading while in the house and told her her life was going to be short? ashley and morgan mocked and laughed her.
So which NFC team is winning the 'owl?
>>153046963when you consider maye also fumbled 4 times, both of them were terrible
Abysmal Fraud Conference
>>153046905Face saving move. You don’t wanna go for it and then give the Patriots a short field and have them score on you again. Basically a stat saving choice.
>>153046973fuck you
>>153046869based
SCORIGAMI FOR MY MOMMY
>>153046949AND THERE IT IS
>>153046862Unbelievably based.. and to post it on reddit? I kneel
>punting in a game where your team won’t get 2 more possessionsI literally just can’t any more with these >black qbs and >black HCs
>0 black HCs left>1 lightskin black qb left
>>153046876You aren't helping by posting about them instead of football. I do get why you would feel the need to say something though. Sadly, it seems like you'd be losing either way.
Now I'm thinking about how sad it's going to be when every team is in a dome.
Hopefully with this loss everybody in Texas will continue being Mexicans in denial
>>153046971They belong back in the AFC like they once were
Davis Mills wins this game
so wtf do you do with stroud hes regressing
>>153046973Are Da Burs THIS arrogant after BARELY beating a 7th seed?
Stroud is now 1-6 in cold weather games
>>153046990They're going to pay him $50m a year
>QBs whose kids will starve if they don't get Popeyes
kino
Texans at least you are better than the cowboys
Reminder that robert kraft is a pedophile human trafficker sex pest epstein client zionist piece of shit
>>153047005shut the fuck up bitch
>>153047005Old rings have so much more soul.
>>153046976>That looks nothing like me. I'M A WOMAN
He gets fired after that right?
Denver needs a prayer for not lose against the Pats
>>153047025are you including his games in ohio?
No more time outs for poostan
>>153046920They have Stroud for QB
>>153046909Its beginning to look a lot like MLK Day.
>>153047037Now you're projecting.
>>153047030>both havent made their CCGs in decadesThey're the same
Upset?
>when your >black qb is such shit you just throw in the towel & punt it instead of going for it on 4th downPottery
>>153046963Maye had 3 fumbles nigga or was it 4?
>>153047022Change QB or change coach, it's that shrimple
Blessed Eli stunting on those hoes twice
The Texas of Houston
>>153046998of course they wereway too saggy for her age
DRAKE
>>153047042Ohio is not a cold state
>>153047015>no tits>no ass>barely any hips>boyish face Genuine question - are you gay or a pedo or something?
>QBs whose dads went out for milk
damn, fort minor
>>153047048correction: Neither has been to a conference championship in the 21st century
>>153047015>Tells people to go back>Posts coombait like a sex offender redditorYou can't make this shit up. Follow your own advice and leave. Why would any woman ever have sex with you?? lmao
troy with the highly regarded slur
>>153047054>Brady lead 2 fucking dynasties
not even hiding how much they want to jerk off the pats
>>153046754Thanks for the Hockey team and the cup, fag
I won't have time to fap before the next game :(
>>153047060swing low sweet chariots
>>153046931considering you must be some flyover state mouth breather I bet my internet is better than yoursyou probably some toxingay anyway, shouldn't you be chopping wood for the next time your electricity goes down?
>>153047054All Brady. You're welcome bombston
I thought Houston was good
>>153047054>mfw a bills fan was near me
>>153047041>for not loseI am pray to Vishnu help you
>>153047053>>153047053>>153047053
>>153047042Bowl games and playoff CFB games are all in domes/warm weather cities, it's not the same.
>>153047060Fuck u
>>153046900they are lol. the patriots are just themhope ur ready bitch
>>153046920flipping the field and maybe getting a strip is more likely than converting a 4th and long with an ice cold qb that still puts you inside your own 40
>>153046950I'll make you a dealFind a way to get MendozaDallas trades you for Dak PrescottEveryone winsWhat do you say?
>>153046963maye didn't play amazing but he made the throws when it mattered. Stroud just sucked the entire game.
i cant beleive i was more worried about the texans than the steelers
>>153046846Continue to seethe, lil celly.
>>153046961
DeMonkey Ryans
>>153047054>2010s>logos turn soulless
>>153047061>fumbles away a free afc cgshame
>>153047038They didnt fire Bowles or Glenn. Black coaches get more leeway.
>Mr. Kraft mentioned
>JEW MINUTE WARNING Antisemitism is not cool
>>153047070Don't worry about that anon. Hes banned like the rest
Are the texan offense obligated to ritualistically give up their bussies to the texan defense in the locker rooms after this game?
>>153047015>go back to reddìtIsn't this filtered sitewide? How did you type this?
>>153047042Yes. He only played one. It was at Michigan. Ohio St lost. His only cold weather win was this season at KC
>>153047054What happened in that 10 year gap?
>>153047068YeahDecadesIts been the 21st century for 2 decades anon
Bears and Redskins could have had Maye but they fell for the Black QB push by the woke media
>>153047088Not a game thread
>>153047054>10 year gap due to Eli Manning
>>153046951>wanting to be associated with Springfield
>>153047090Fuck man I need more Letty. When does Fishtank come back?
>>153047090post the pics her weird bf posted back then
>>153047119we're fast approaching 3 decades
>>153047118Eli
>>153047114I'm a bit of a HaX0r myself
>>153047083(You) are just jealous that YOUR team doesn't have the greatest receiving linebacker in history as your head coach
>>153047118eli happened
Any feet bros in?
>>153047138season 5 starts in 10 minutes
>>153047054>10 years without an owlhow did they survive?
>>153047108Isn't 1 income tax? Why are they counting income tax twice?
>>153047134love eli so much it's unreal
>>153047097School zone for this anon means violating his parole lmfao
>>153046998She was cuter when she played the shy, nerdy girl character
>>153047134Based Eli, the Elite Manning QB
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>153047135Beats the shit out of Enfield, nigga.
>the analytics say just give up and punt for a better draft pickyou humans don't think long term. The AI knew they were 0-6 in this game
>>153047170THIS IS MY LAST SEASON
>>153047087That's very kind and tolerant of you! Thank you! What a great guy!
>>153047155Right here
>>153047107Calling him "Mr" is so weird.
they needed to bench stroud but it's too bold a move for an nfl coach
Are we gonna have another thread or
>>153046792Hr got injured in the first play he's not built for championships unlike Maye
>The Lolgers put up a better fight than the Texans
>>153047005Gramps showing off his Cold War era Super Bowl rings!
>>153047118nfl forced them to lose two rigged superbowls as punishment for filmedthreefeetoutofpositiongate
>We're on to Stegman
Pats won't do any of this shit to the broncos next week
>throw it just so stroud has to come back out and get dabbed on againCruel
>>153047194Nah let's just stay here
For the love of god, just keep the clock running
>>153047188BHARAT BROS!!! OUR CHANCE!!!
CJ Stroud legacy drive incoming...
>>153047190That's his name. It's called respect
>>153047207>three feet out of position gate>cold weather gatewhy did the nfl hate the patriots so much?
>>153047214They just put 21 (on offense) on the best defense in the afc. Can stidham score 21?
>>153047091you sound
On sides punt kino incoming
>>153047170>more yards than mayeoof
>including Belichick's last season in the graphic to not make it look racist
>>153047118they were regular contenders. can't win 'em all
>>153047188she prob also loves bald ugly fat men
Jerod "Kiss the Jewish wall and become a DEI coach" Mayo
>>153047236who was the hispanic one?
>>153047118They lost to Eli and then Brady got injured. Basically they did a mini rebuild like what the Chiefs have to do now
Bussy?
whats he thinkin about?
>>153047238His first name is Mr.?
New England PatriotsOld England Tories
>>153047277beans
>>153047245say that to my face not online
>dinking & dunking short passes so this fraud can pad his stats a little embarrassing
I just woke up, what the FUCK did I miss?
>>153047277If he's getting fired today or tomorrow
huh?
Rivers with a full offseason would've run the division
>>153047277should've benched strout
>Almost ended it with another interceptionkekw
>>153047277bixnood
>>153047267Flores
>>153047277>dam why come punting ain't work?
I bet he goes for it now.
>>153047277>Any got Matt Schaub's number
>>153047277beating his wife when he gets home
>some tough decisions to make about the offenseadd it to the list
tbdesu a shitty retarded offense was never going to overcome missing our 2 best receivers today and both Mixon & Tank for the entire season. The defense literally can’t make up for 5 turnovers.
I think it's funny people are already projecting the pats to be 10 win team for the next decadedo they not know anything about vrabel?
>>153047101minimalism has really destroyed design
>>153047277>I really let that bum ass nigga kill the team
>>153047288And they STILL can’t complete them
>>153047277Fried chicken
>>153047277>Can't trust on a black quarterback
>>153047277thinking about a dew rag
>>153047292
>same 4 team win every owlYeah I don’t think this cum guzzling sport is for me
>>153047054That Randy Moss year was fucking wasted, based ELI GOD
>>153047292Is Belichick a fraud?
>>153047277How he can feel the rain directly on his scalp, and how he wishes HR had hair again.
>>153047309He's single
Coach Denegro Cryins
thank god this terrible game is over
>>153047331go watch soccer then faggot
HOW DID HE NOT CATCH THAT
>>153047336Brady Babby
lol
>>153047073What did he say? I ran to the bathroom
>>153047336Are you retarded?
>>153047260IM IN
>White receivers
>>153047277>im cold>feet hurt
>>153047334not even a pats fan but the Brady/Moss chemistry was fucking magical
>>153047285kek kudos anon
How was this ever even a question
>>153047343And there it is.
>>153047312the symmetry with the astros (missing bats but having pitchers) is uncanny
The ball has a one inch thick layer of ice on it
>>153047277>I need a white boy throwing the ball man
>>153047292>mayo>is chocolate
Game.Blouses.
OVER
NOT SO FAST TEXKWABS
AND THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>153047367rushing stats are left out, that makes it much closerthat said, Stafford is still the obvious answer
>>153047357He called Drake Maye a chud.
ggs PatsGood luck in the AFCC
Victory Formation
>bills fans think that's a catch
>toxins
>>153047367Pocket passers age so well
>>153047364It was a fucking cheat code, similar to the prime Gronk years
>>153047386>50% more touchdownsYIKES
>>153047364I'm a New Englander and every once and a while you'll find yourself in a sports bar and they'll be a Moss jersey on the wall. The local pool joint in my neck of the woods has one.
>>153047401kek
Fuck this team. Love you texiebros. See y'all next season from Portugal. Gonna marry my girl there. We'll be back in September for more pain
>>153047405>*sniff*
>>153047414Racist dogwhistle
>>153047418>it was a cheat code>*wins nothing*
>>153047405Breeding formation with Osaka
>>153047414And Stafford is in a tougher division.No one is impressed with the Jest or Dololphns
>>153047277>Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Are the large nature appreciating omnivores playing on NBC?
>>153047421I want a Sneed jersey but I don’t want to give goodell any money
THEY ARE KNEELING
>>153047445gl;hf
>>153047360He got like 1 yd separationCj underthrew again and he had to stop and try to make a contested catch
>>153047452>removes your gameshark in your path
>>153047477For jesus
based prayer circle bros
>>153046369As a proud White man living in the desert hell of Nevada, I long for this environment.
>>153047054KEK ELI IS SO BASED
What was the praying for?
>>153047468They are hibernating. Snow will melt soon.
Americans are so weird. does any sport outside the US do this shit?
>>153047477STOP HATECHOOSE LOVE
>>153047445So long OP, it’s been a wild year. Fuck this team indeed. Cheers and hope your wedding goes well. See you next year.
>>153047488>>153047515>muh VHS owlscowgirls level embarrassing
>>153047445See you next season, broke and catfished
>>153047551I watched those Owls all in HD
>>153047526they may be opponents during the game, but we all serve one purpose together
flyovers be like "you only won 6 super bowls, not 8. fucking losers" kek
Nice one cameraman KEK
Man, I love the shots of coach Vrabel being a bro with the players.
>>153047445>green card marriage>too beta to find someone who loves him in his own countryKek
>>153047604You mad that I found love
>>153047628Yes...
>>153047445>>153047543can't complain about being top 8, at least we're better than the faguars and clots. we were never winning anything with CJ, I would rather lose here than skate by next week in a 50-3 blow out only to struggle in the super bowl. nobody remembers the super bowl losers and the seahawks and rams have already shown they're better than us.if we stay the course with CJ, who is up for an extension this off season, hopefully they bring in a good OC and/or QB coach. He can make some pretty good throws, and he's not a run first player, but he just gets panicked and thinks he has to produce on busted plays. That pick6 showcased it exactly.tldr; see you fags in august, congrats on the nuptials
>>153047584Who are you even talking to retarde
>>153047672We're not getting rid of CJ you know. Can't fire the black man
>>153047763if atlanta can fire a black man then everywhere else is just as cooked
>>153047763I don't think Mills is coming back this offseason. Too many starting jobs around, he is just as good a game manager as Darnold. There's no way they're drafting anyone early, not that anyone is really standing out in college.and of course, you're right, but it has less to do with CJ being black and more to do with being a number 1 overall pick, that the owner personally wanted. He was average enough through the season to question losing his job, despite the playoff performance.
>>153047672Idk what they are going to do. His performance this post season is probably the worst in team history and it's no stretch to say he lost us these games nearly single-handedly. I like the guy but I am worried that he played himself out of a starting job here.
>>153046919that emotional outburst is from your beer estrogen btw