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>>153052113Made fun of at the family gathering again for never having a gf
>lakers play todaycant wait to see luka vs lebron fans online fight
>>153052167lock in gang
>>153052167get your shit together. You owe your parents grandkids and your siblings nieces and nephews
>>153052236when its luka on the court with no lebron the lakers always give up leads or a bunch of points. when its lebron no luka, the lakers keep or gain a lead. im simply pointing out the facts
>>153052319Hell no. I dont want kids or even a partner. however im the last male with our last name so I can see the concern but I do not care.
>>153052373kys nigga!
>>153052373>these are the niggas trying to talk hoops
>>153052383>>153052410whats the issue? I dont wanna have kids or have a partner. im not the only person who thinks this way
>>153052373if it makes you feel any better, I overheard my grandpa say "when's he gonna get a girlfriend" and my nana said "at least he has a job"they thought I was asleep
>>153052113>2 consecutive petefag threadsKys retard
kwab
>>153052650Well at least he didn't have the audacity to get mad at his teammates on that one
So, now the dust has settled, Mike Malone was an incredibly toxic and limited coach for the Nuggets and the owners should have fired him much earlier, right?
>>153052650Is Lebron going senile
>>153052740Probably cost the Nuggets a couple championships
>>153052373Always remember that these are the kinds of anons tryna get your jimmies rustled on the daily.
>>153052577Congrats on the job and having living grandparents who give a shit.
>>153052650Holy shit someone fucking switch. Does JJ not coach the team at all?
I haven't watched any games this season, why are the Pistons good now?
>>153052650They better bench this nigga when AR comes back.
>>153052740'fraid so, though a couple good scouting outcomes doesn't mean Booth wasn't a terrorist
>>153052800You can't force a horse to drink. As long as LeVampire is there, any coach will get undermined by his contagious lack of give a fuck.
>>153052373if you were the last bastion of my family name which stood for centuries yea id be mad as well. lock the fuck in anon
>>153052740maybe but he had a completely valid point. Expecting rookies and young dudes, particularly late firsts, 2nds, and g-leaguers to play playoff minutes on their rookie deals is fucking stupid. They already had gotten lucky with Braun and that's not something you can really rely on. It was particularly bad in the title defense where they legit only needed 1 more solid rotation guy Now Malone not developing those dudes at all is bullshit on his part and a fireable offense
>>153052898They cannot force me to have children or get a gf. I like living on my own and not have to worry about other people.
>>153052802They dumped their sub-NBA talent and replaced them with solid vets, much of their young draft talent developed and got good, and they fired Monty Williams, who did the worst coaching job of the 21st century, and replaced him with someone competent.They were giving starters minutes to the two worst players in the NBA a couple of seasons ago.
>>153052868What, someone should have switched for LeBron. The white guy with the headband. How are you blaming lebron for this
>>153052802well rounded team, good coach, they are in the east and an all nba leader in cade cunningham
>>153052373it's always interesting to me how life has seemingly beaten so many people down to the point that they actively avoid the prime directive of all living beings. Not even seeking some kind of greatness like Newton or something either but just wallowing in whatever cesspit
>>153052935If you dont have kids you literally are a genetic failure and failed to do your duty as a human being
>>153053033>>153053037the human race wont die if I dont have children lmao. indian and mexican families have like 10 kids a pop. we will be fine.
>LeBron>Durant>Curry>Harden>WestbrookRetire old ass niggas. No one wants you on the league anymore
craving whole milk now
>>153053037I never asked to be born
>>153053138I told this to my mom when said she brought me in this world and I should be thankful.
Can we delete this thread and start over
AG is the special ingredient, Nuggets are shit without him
>>153053037There's 8 billion of us and counting.Why do u need more mid humans who can easily be replaced by AI and robots? 99% of us will never have advance physical and intellectually abilities to give back to the world and mankind. Just stop it man.
westGOAT
>>153052167At least you're not like me. my mom tried to set me up with her friends daughter and got mad at me when I flat out refused to go date with her.
>>153052907A lot of Malone’s complaints were valid but he equally had become also too inflexible and blinkered to maximise what he had.I really didn’t have MPJ coming out of all this looking like a selfless ultimate team player who stoicly sacrificed his own accomplishments for years for the good of the team on my bingo card but here we are.but here we are.
n*gge*s getting booty blasted at home
Hornets the only team to actually exploit Denver missing multiple starters
>>153053465Is my king playing
>>153053575this flag used to run this place during just a year ago, what happened?
Holy fuck westgod 100% shooting 4-4 2-2 11 points in 8 minutes
>>153053575only team to realize that they're small as fuck and can't rebound or do anything in the paint in general
>>153053670used to celebrate 30/10/10 kek westRINGLESS washed
I think Charlotte might be good now.
>>153053033Breeding is not an accomplishment. Animals that can barely be said to have a brain reproduce. If you put a bunch of literal retards in a room and don't supervise them they'll knock each other up. It's not something that requires intelligence or skill. It's actually the opposite. The people most likely to breed are less intelligent and do it because they don't put any thought into it at all, just act on Instinct like a dumb animal and then get cornered into raising kids they didn't want and aren't prepared for.I have way more respect for a guy with self-control who asseses the situation and makes an informed choice rather than some dumbass like Anthony Edwards or Dwight Howard who just stick their dicks in anything that walks by and wind up with 17 baby mommas.
>>153052681yeah he didhe did the bad body language indicating it's not his fault into the hand wipe
>>153053591Of course
>>153053854TRVTH NVKE
Denver is probably losing 3 of the next 4, but they still did good with the injuries
>>153053575Nah, Hornets are just good. They blew out OKC too
>>153053854you can't even accomplish the bare minimum in life and are trying to cope your way out of it
>>153053575They have no center and Nnaji despite some improvements is not a suitable answer. They can fake it a bit with AG but he's resting
Luka is such a pathetic lesbian kek
>Hunter Tyson 0 of 8 3PADamn, rare cold shooting game from Hunter "Larry Bird" Tyson
>>153053854based adult in the room. The only woman a man should breed with is a temperate Christian woman who is open to a Christian marraige and raising their children in a Christian household. Paul in his epistles says choosing to breed with an intemperate, unvirtious woman "opens your heart up to 10,000 evils". Enough said.
>>153052681>>153052745>>153052827does no one here actually play basketball. does no one here know what a zone defense is. the defense every team in the nba runs since 2010. im appalled at how retarded the morons in here are. lebron was in his zone. the guy who shot the ball wasnt even in his zone. do any of you even ball? this genny is a fucking joke
Watching the NBA has given me an irrational fear of randomly tearing my acl at the gym or on the court
>>153055620>Leaf doing everything he can to defend washed LeOld just to try to make Luka seem worseyou are transparently pathetic.
>>153053854this would be reasonable if so many of these "intelligent" people actually aspired to anything beyond hedonism which is just as bad, maybe even worse, than just being an unthinking animal acting on instinct. The retards with 5-6 baby mommas are doing a similar thing but at least they aren't lying to themselves and claiming it's virtuous. As is it sounds like pure cope
That was Smart
>>153055854Anybody who has 6 baby mamas is either an expert at dodging child support or needs to be sterilized
>>153055807In defence of curry skitz, he doesn't do baseless slander like that. And you can actually argue with him without getting retarded buzzwords thrown back or denial of reality
>Steven Adams deadBasketball gods making sure KD never wins again
>>153055807Thanks for admitting you dont play basketball. How the fuck does someone not know what zone defense is in 2026. This is the entire point of zone defense you braindead fuckup
>>153055925I like to think Dwight Howard was just maximising the chances of his seed producing the next generation by combining it with potential shooters
>>153056064Personally i just use illegal screens and rely on nobody calling me out
>>153056145Finally someone here understands the NBA post-Bogut Warriors
>LeTravel getting mad at Mamu not being called for travellingTop jej
>>153056145>>153056213What a second…>that flagBogut, is thst you mate?
>da burrs lost>the only thing left to do is hatewatch the lakers because my knick will never win
>>153056213You can also play like Caruso and mug bigger guys but this relies on you being willing to get your shit rocked
If Big Timme can find a way to stretch the floor for Luka I want him signed ASAP, I like the look of his jumper>>153056262Also molesting your man while you have a pinky finger on the ball is okay, too, apparently
Timme really forced himself into the rotation based purely on being able to hit his shots. Either shooting the meme shot is the hardest thing ever or there are a lot of lazy niggas who are just content with their first contract and just tryna coast through a career. If Vando could hit an open corner 3 consistently he'd have a 15 year NBA career as a starter.
>>153056308Can any college heads tell me what Timme's concerns are? I'm assuming he can play the 4. I know he can't really defend but he's a bucket in every clip I've seen him
>>153056286Good defensive players who are also undersized tend to be a tad dirty. Dellavedova was voted dirtiest player in the league by players but that might have just been the Lurry mafia voting
Fuck you Bears Fans. I hope Chicago gets nuked by Russia and Trump won't do shit.
Luka is moving too predictably
>>153056346he's 25
>>153056477Just need him to be a rotation guy, Lakers have 0 depth
this gaybe guy might be total shit
>>153056346I was reading scouting reports on him yesterday. One of the concerns was his three-point shooting. It seems like based on the last two games he's improved drastically. The other problem is he's not very athletic. So more athletic guys can kind of push him around under the rim and jump over him to get rebounds. But he's an excellent offensive player. Great post up skills. And and has a good eye on finding soft spots in the defense
>>153056346He's not big and strong enough to defend the 5 against a lot of matchups. And he's not fast and athletic enough to play the 4 against a lot of guys. He rebounds fine for a big. Rim protection isn't really there. He's balled out in limited minutes for the Lakers so far, so maybe there's enough there to become a rotation big if he can put on more strength.
>Nets are 0-8 without Michael Porter Jr this season losing those games by an average of -16.1 pointshow are the nets a real team
>>153056694stop glazing mpj
>>153056643His post ups looked pretty elite, yeah. He's comfortable on offence in general and looks like he can keep it moving and make quick decisions. >>153056652Being undersized for 5 and not athletic enough for 4 is basically why I wrote him off a while ago, but any usable piece with good positional size is good enough when Luka has basically no space and no one hitting their open shots.
Sabonis is already fucking the Kings. 5 turnovers already. Nasty stuff. Who wants him?
The kings purple looks so much better than the lakers purple its insane
>>153056817Nike has been a disaster for my Lakies. Hopefully we get a design refresh once LeUnc finally fucks off. Most teams do this when they transition over to a new face of the franchise.
Nico was right but he did the wrong thing
JEWISH BASKETBALL IS PREVAILING IN PORTLAND24 POINTS 7 BOARDS 8 ASSISTS AND THERES STILL 8 MINUTES TO GO IN THE GAMETRIPLE DOUBLE JEWDAISM IS IN THE AIR TONIGHTOY VEY IT SMELLS GOOD
buckets and assists is what it's all about.
Dick > Luka
The trailblazers are free throw terrorists
>luka with a team low -11>lebron with a team high +5>again
LeBron please fucking retire already
LE FUCK YOU 3
>>153057274Legod +9 now while puka has a paltry -11
Now i know why nico traded for AD. Cause no other team in the nba wanted luka. Only rob is dumb enough to actually want luka.
>>153057274just GOAT things
>>153057106The hawks were drinking lifejuice from his ballsack. Theyre not gonna win a single game till the end of the season.
>>153057274leafjeet is a literal Indian telemarketer who recites his /nba/ posts off of a flow chart.
>>153057309>>153057315>>153057333>>153057335>>153057365Leafjeet is every single post in this thread lmao
Why aren't jeets this active when FTA plays
>>153057367Luka got to play like 15 games vs bums and incomplete teams to start the season. Why would you compare using different games over games where theyre both playing? That makes zero sense. But you are a retard so what sense would you even know
>>153057400saar do not redeem plusminus saar
Danielle Schrooder needs to get himself suspended again. Go drive to Luka’s house and slap him again please.
>legod +13>puka dumbitch -11
>blazers 29 FTs to kings 18unethical team
Leafchad*
https://x.com/i/status/2012990353134018795niggas are simply too retarded.
LEGOD +15Dooka -11LMFAOOOOOOOO
>>153057444They are terrorists. The whole org needs to be regulated to the israeli basketball league
You know my Lakies are belting the Rapshits when the jeets start trying to bring up random stats
>+- in the same game is a random stat where the only sub was luka out and lebron in is a random statNot even worth the reply
>>153057500Proof
>>153057500>Not even worth the reply>Replies to the same message three times Mental illness
>>153057500Yeah my Lakies are +11 against you bums.
>>153057530Quote it. Where was the reply
The leafjeet has resorted to bragging about his own team losing to the Lakers.
I swear i've seen the lakers play away from home court only like 3 times this season
LEGOD+17
god fucking damn, cannot believe how many cavs fans want garland tradedno loyal fans
>>153057589They've been watching him a lot longer than you
The only reason the lakers are winning is cause luka got himself in foul trouble so reddit was forced to bench him. Lol lmao even. Uh oh pooka stinky
ayton would do wonders on the cavs with garland feeding him easy shots, people will go "but the defense and rebounding" but jarrett Allen is overrated in both those respects anywayid never trade for him tho cuz the contract just isnt worth it.
do Raptor fans always root for their team to lose? Is this a weird tanking thing? Or is it just Luka Derangement Syndrome?
>>153057610lol stfu retard. dumb fucking retard excusing non ball knowers, reminds me of subhuman retards like you that would go "IVE BEEN LE WATCHING ANIME FOR 30 YEARS! AND ISEKAI SLOP #1000 IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITES"kill yourself fucking dumb fucking retard, you dont know shit.
>>153057654I just like watching Luka shit the bed with how much his fanboys shit talk SGA. It was funny 2 years ago when they were around the same level of player, but it's just sad now watching what Luka's regressed to. He's like a 6'8 Trae Young out there.
>>153057694ok so just Luka Derangement Syndrome.
My Lakies WON
>>153057654according to the amerifat canada only has one city
Easy win, congrats to Vando for leading the team on +/-
Lebron +18 really carried that bum luka from -11 to almost positive. Almost. Still -3 for that bum in a game where they won by sevenfuckingteen LOL
lmao Leafs let Dominayton go 10/10
we out here
>>153057736>tranime avatar
>>153057736We need a fucking center or AD so fucking bad. I want MPJ and Sharpe. Sharpe impresses me.
Luka needs to accept his role as the third option if the lakeshits want to stack wins
pretty easy win for my Lakies. I have no idea how the leafs are the 4th seed
>>153057759You would know all about that
>>153057777>every leaf is one person
Rajesh got the 'PN out kek
jokic has no help la, look how they got obliterated by the mighty hornets
>>153057826Pwats linsanity run over?
You cant convince me ayton doesn't strategically coast then lock in whenever the heat is coming and repeat. You can't tell me this faggot can get 2 rebounds as a starting C one day then turns into a great player the next
>>153057728>-5 in 20 point win as a starter
>>153057949Kek what a bitch
>>153057867He just hit his normal lil floaters and got some easy buckets against a guy listed at 6'7 at center. The first half of the game didn't even look that good for him with the Raptors pushing the pace and beating him and everyone else in transition over and over. Thankfully they gassed themselves out by halftime.
>>153057816holy shit you are right lmao he's still going with a VPN >>153057949
>>153057949Hate to say it but ive been coming around to your Luka hate. He's like a worse Harden who does nothing but chuck and complain. Where did his midrange go? 2024 Luka was a menace.
>>153057949He does not play winning basketball.
>>153057972>The first half of the game didn't even look that good for him with the Raptors pushing the pace and beating himRapshits suck, with how negative Cav fans are being about Garland, maybe the Rapshits will get im
This random fucking white guy is gonna turn the lakers season around. The fuck did he even come from?
Throwback to when emthug threatened a female ref
100% the lakers wish they coulda had a mulligan on the knecht-williams swap, if only dipshit pelinka hadn't let himself get swindled for their 2029 first and just let it be for the player+pickswap instead
>>153058245refs really deserve it desu, if nobody going to hold them accountable, then a little fright better.
>>153058245They all go incel mode when it's a woman who gives them a call
Is it even possible nowadays to construct a perfect enough roster defensively to cover up someone as bad as Trae or IT? I've been watching the brad stevens Leltics and the way they managed to hide a cone like Isaiah so well was insane. It seems that "hunt the cone specifically" wasn't the go to option then like it is now for some reason
Mpj to the pistons is confirmed. Steph curry should shoot Joe in the fucking face
They got baddies in detroit?
>>153059133imagine thinking the pistons ruin their 1 seed team chemistry trading for that defenseless chuck's contract
>>153059160the pistons are better without tobias harris. you dont even watch their games. go off tho
>>153059187Tobias Harris is better than MPJ
>>153059199LMFAO
The NBA just isn’t the same with VORPGOD out injured
>>153059132only with a lot of length and athleticism. guys like that will always be hunted on switches, and players are going to have to rotate.
>>153057988I mean bruh, its so obvious, he plays like a lazy and entitled fat fuck that ball hogs and has no bag, just blatant foul baiting. And stop lumping Harden in with this fraud, its disrespectful.
>>153059291with the CBA constructing a team like that seems like a nightmare. you need guys who can cover up a cone while ideally being able to shoot too and you need enough to be able to plug them in periodically. The formula worked for Dirk & Jokic because they are huge even if trash defensively but you need basically a perfect team for manlet sieves like Brunson
Lakers should’ve traded up somehow and drafted Kalkbrenner. Fits the roster perfectly.
>>153058245Embiid and Luka are both such emotional lesbians, embiid being the more violent one of course
You guys are so mean to Luka. His wife left him.
>>153059401you would need to be top tier in draft management, scouting, training, player development, and also lucky.
all these aprons really made teams hesitant to play anyone who isn't 100% healthy, because one longterm injury can bankrupt your whole franchise, and then the nba threw a retarded schedule at them to facilitate their worthless nba cup.
>>153059592maybe teams can finally stop being retarded by giving 2-3 players a combined 150 millions annual salary and let the rest get the scrap.
>>153057681You sucking SGA off with that mouth? Garland is injury prone and almost always injured during the playoffs.
Ja and JJJ to the lakers
>>153059761the all white starting lineup of lukaaustin reevesjock landalealdamaty jerome
>>153059798all lesbian lineupluka (captain)embiid (professional victim)cousins (daddy issues)lowry (big ass)draymond (butch ass violent dyke)
>>153059942TRVTHNVKE
>>153059942Chill
>>153053073Says the complete faggot who has no girlfriend, jerks off to tranny porn and is more femme than guy
>>153059942I would agree that this sport is more nigger than the rest of the spors but let me remind you that it is also the one sport that is also losing support not only in the viewership market but also in general visitation etc
the lakers locked us down to 93 points... we need to make some trades asap masai needs to be arrested asap
Joe Rogan talks about nfl players using bpc157 and tb500 to heal hamstrings in 2 weeks. why dont nba players use this shit? this league is so gay
>>153060462>why don't players from one sport do what players from a completely different sport donice post retard
>>153060493Are you fucking retarded? Or are you just so fat you have no idea how the human body works. I will bet 30 million dollars youve never injected peptides before in your life. Do you think surgeons perform different surgery procedures on the same part cause one person plays basketball and the other person plays football? Holy shit you are a retard. Please kill yourself.
>>153060543post hand and $30 million or kill yourself
>>153057694he gets really good pr. a more accurate headline would be "lakers win despite luka doncic slump"
It's kinda sad how Luka isn't even in MVP considerations anymore :)
>>153061343They should add ‘had to play with lecancer’ as one of the points in his favour
>>153061359LeBron makes his teammates better, Luka’s heliocentric style doesn’t work with a true PG
>>153061366>LeBron makes his teammates betterThree years ago he did yeah
Hospital Mavs...we are so fucking back. Last season was so great you know we had to do it to em again
>>153061575Grim
Mentally ill.
>>153061575you start feeling less bad for Mavs fans once you remember that majority of them are Cowboys fans.
>>153052167>>153052373>>153052577>>153053500Every boomer/parents worse fear is for their kid to not have a girlfriend or children because that means they failed as a parent. Mom probably gave up on you after you denied to go out with the girl she picked for you. She was doing you a favor son
>>153062431>rent free even in /nba/lol
>>153062434Why can’t you comprehend that some people don’t wanna have kids?
Suggs said HVL was a charlie kirk supporter kek
>>153062478Good that he broke up with her then.
>>153062478BASED ARYAN WHORE
We passed on yesterday's card. Wasn't feeling it. We're still 21-15 in January. Loaded card for MLK Day. Let's smash those bookies.>Thunder -5.5Cavs are still the worst ATS team in the league at 15-28. OKC is back is in a bounce-back spot after losing a heart-breaker to Miami on Saturday. Garland and Struss out. Reasonable spread.>Jazz +16.5Spurs are the much better team, but I don't think they are ready to cover spreads like this. Spurs are only 1-3 ATS as double-digit favs this year, whereas the Jazz are 20-18 ATS as dogs. Spurs in the look-ahead spot since they play the Rockets tomorrow. Take the bundle of points.>Pacers +8.5The Sixers are 3-9 ATS on the 1st half of a b2b, going back to last season. Teams with a sub-.300 winning percentage (like Pacers at 10–33) as 7+ point underdogs on MLK Day have a historical cover rate of 62%.>Pistons -3.5Pistons are 17-4 straight up at home this season (12-9 ATS). Celtics have only covered in 2 of their last 6. Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>153062736>thunder only 5 point favorites to the cavs Oh now the mighty have fallen
>>153062478What's stopping you from starting a cult and getting christian alliance athlete pawg hoppers on campus to follow you
>>153062478What are the darkies going to do when Kirk's birthday becomes a National Holiday? What is reddit going to do? Seethe endlessly?
>>153062780>implying Trump would reward workers with a new federal holidayNormal people don't give a shit about MLK btw, they just say "thank God I don't have to work"
>>153059381Luka was superior to Harden at his prime (2019).He just doesn't care anymore.
>palming turnover>palming called in todays nbahttps://www.nba.com/stats/events?CFID=&CFPARAMS=&GameEventID=441&GameID=0022500465&Season=2025-26&flag=1&title=Garland%20Palming%20Turnover%20(P2.T12)yeah they just hate garland.
>>153062823The first MLK Day wasn't until 1986. It will happen when Gen Alpha grows up and Gen X are in the nursing homes are. Reddit can downvote all they want.
>>153062769I need need NEED a big booty Christian baller girlfriend
>>153059133>Steph curry should shoot Joe in the fucking faceSteph wont do anything, hes Christian and too loyal, and thankful for Golden State, hes too soft when it comes to basketball politics.
>>153062755there are some people who still think the Cavs are somehow good, even worse people that think theyre good without Garland somehow.
>>153062769>>153062944>the extra supplemental texts, the highlighter, the notes, and worn bookmarkOh she's deep deep. Suggs is dumb for letting her go! She's condemning demons to hell while sweating her booty off on the court.
This Garland gimmick is one of leafjeet's most shameful
>>153063020girls like that are usually crazy. I dont blame him.
>>153063025He's only doing it cause he thinks the cavs who are caplocked from making progressive trades would get rid of their second most talented player lol. He follows the nets too much and doesn't understand the MO for a team like the cavs is to keep good basketball players.
>>153062769performative
>>153063025why do you faggots keep replying to him? most of the time his essays get ignored which is good.
>>153063041>He follows the nets too much and doesn't understand the MO for a team like the cavs is to keep good basketball players.Retard, not every canadian is the same. I routinely argue with and call the MPJ lover a retard. I'm just a ball knower that was awoken to the value of 18 points 7 assist players over 30 points 4 assist players. The daring conclusion, is synthesizing all this to answer how somebody like Luka, who goes 30 and 10, can actually infact not help his teammates more than a 20 and 8 guy
Why did Steph just stand there watching with his hands on his hips when Draymond punched Poole
>>153063089kys retard non ball knower, dumbfuck retard.
the stench, do you smell it
>>153063108maybe it was a coordinated hitmaybe he's the one who ordered it
>>153063089I deliberately didn't (You) him
>>153063217I'm pretty sure everyone on the team hated Poole. Mafia boss steph certainly could have ordered it.
>>153062769Cringe as fuck whore.
>>153063217>>153063236>paying the kill the guy who got you your last ringWithout Poole and Wiggins those faggots don't win in 2022. But maybe they did it because they didn't want the Warriors to have a dynasty after they were gone? We all know Apemond doesn't care about shit, Steph says jump and he jumps. Probably would've put Klay in the Walls of Jericho if Steph told him to do it.
>>153063288they did it because gaymond and glay wanted big bags and poole was gonna get a bagthen only gaymond got the bag because glay was always fredo
>>153063311>gaymond got the bag
How did Knueppel mog Flagg so brvtally
>>153063288The Warriors were a top 3 defense that season and number 1 defense in the playoffs. Stop underrating Draymond you filthy casual. Thinking that was wiggins and poole is the basketball equivalent to getting exciting by jingling keys.
>>153062769>baptized at age 23 whore vs trad cath tomboy warrior
>>153063430the nipple drops triples
>>153063436They don't win without Poole and Wiggins. You are a fucking ape if you think otherwise, idiot.>top 3 defense that season and number 1 defense in the playoffsAnd Wiggins had nothing to do with that right you nigger brain ape?
>>153063458Top 5 shooter of all time when it's all said and done
I stopped going to Sunday school and church because I didnt wanna wake up early on Sundays. haven't been to church since I was 12 when my mom used to make me go.
The mavs will
>>153063547You are forgiven
>>153063473Youre a fucking retard and dont know shit about what youre talking about. Lmao fucking retard. You didnt watch shit in 2022.
>>153063694That forehead is crazy work.
>>153052113Happy Martin Luther Nigger Day, faggots!
>>153064041Thanks!
>>153064041dat nigga MLK? shiet...he was a....really really really....really....really smart....smart man....and....really smart and....smart and really really smart....really smart man
Real NIGGAS want Malcolm X day hoops
>>153064256malcom x literally wanted to start a race war...
>>153063910helicopter pad forehead
>>153064398funniest part about that is Malcom Xs grandfather was white
>>153064398Didnt he want segregation or something
>>153064398>/pol/ unironically likes malcom x because they believed he would have started the race war they've been desperate to havecant believe I share a site with those people lol
>>153064433yea you could tell.
>>153063910
>>153064505BAWBcolm X
>>153064505>the same people who agree with Malcom Xs today viewpoints wouldn't have accepted him as black
>>153064505ok so there's a reason why ive only seen colors of this nigga in black in white. looks like Jason Kidd.
>>153064398>>153064459after he went to Africa and the Mecca he changed his viewpoints his own version of segregation.
>>153064505Nigga looked like a golden state warrior
>>153064505golden state warrior coded.
My favorite black figure growing up not named LeBron James was 50 cent then I realized it was all media programming and kinda felt betrayed by everything around me and uneasy around screens since.
>>153064505he looks liek that white guy who pretends to be black on twitter
>>153064505Lol malcolm x looked whiter than most of the "kobes" and "jalens" coming into the league today
>>153064505The lost ball brother.
>>153064570Islam turned him woke
https://x.com/sadyl645/status/2013318047579222022 knicskbros….
>>153064505If this man tried casually saying nigga today he'd get told to pipe down. Logic coded
>>153064626yea before that he was calling for the death of white society for what they did to black people and called for a race war. islam changed him, for the better in my opinion.
>>153064505lightskin KING
based or cringe ?
>>153064648Love really won... <3
>>153064663he has never stepped foot in your country, not does he speak your language. its cringe
I tried getting people to talk about the celtics/pistons matchup tonight in /nfl/, and they literally told me they didn’t care. How do you not care about one of the best regular season matchups in the past 5 years
>>153064663Mitchell has been latinx this whole time?
> Ja Morant is NOT expected to be traded to the Miami Heat or Milwaukee Bucks, per @TimBontempsthe lakers got ja
>>153064663he's chocolate black wtf is this costume hes putting on
>>153064780Many Panamanians are black tbf.
>wins 4 rings>still ringchases after thatwhy?
>Ja Morant is NOT expected to be traded to the Miami Heat or Milwaukee Bucks, per @TimBontemps>Ja Morant is still expected to be traded by the Grizzlies, per @ChrisHerrington
2026 East NBA All-Star starters:Jalen BrunsonGiannis AntetokounmpoTyrese MaxeyCade CunninghamJaylen Brown2026 West NBA All-Star starters:Luka DoncicShai Gilgeous-AlexanderStephen CurryNikola JokicVictor Wembanyama>LeXing will NOT be an all-star starter this year
>>153064894The NBA is so fake
currgod...
>>153064894>both teams have three point guards>east doesnt even have a centerbasketball is DEAD
>>153064853because kobe got 5 and he only had 4
>>153064595Chet Hanks?
>>153064510Imagine slapping your cock on her forehead as you shoot ropes and she screams "NOT IN MY HAIR NOOOOOO"
>>153064398Which side would chet join?
>>153064981please reevaluate yourself as a person.
>>153064960oohhhh
Woah this is sovlful
>>153064894four guards no centers and still no mitchell. adam silver should hang. no 3s on any of the teams. that was mpjs spot.
>still trying to make the black national anthem a thing
30 and a W today
>>153065089and curry over anthony edwards. adam silver get ran over by a jeet driven truck.
>ahhhhh Dean Wade.. Dean Wade ahhhhhh
>stumbles out of bed>checks nba.com/gameswhy the fuck is there a game on right now
Everyone bitching about Luka's +/- completely ignoring the Lakers getting their asses kicked by the Trailblazers when Luka was on the bench.
>>153065055If you're gay, you could've just said that.
mitchell having his i got snubbed game
>>153052113all star starters
>>153065183East is kinda small
>>153065183ANT got robbed
>>153064894Dude no wonder they are doing USA vs world. The west would absolutely curb stomp that east team
>>153065038is that adam silver's grandson?
>>153064894>the west is the top 3 players in the league, the best shooter of all time, and wemby>the east is Giannis and some pretty decent players Lol. Lmao even
>>153065169Lakers got beat cause they were playing without their starting center and bench center or any center on a team full of people who cant shoot. not cause luka was on the bench you non ballknower. jesus christ.
>>153065106shut the fuck up you dumb fucking retard.dont know ball.
damn who is the bitch yellin in atlanta SHUT UP
>>153065267
>>153065183Man this really shows how little aura these new guys have. Faces of the league are looking sad.
>>153065183Where is Bron?
>>153065305in the hyperbolic chamber
>>153065281Demar Derozan daughter off from school again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuLN2kxoYv8
Mitchell meal
>>153065286amazing a guy who shoots over 40% from 3 also shoots under 80% FTs
>>153065300Wemby and Flagg are pretty much the only current hopes for the new generation. And it’s too early to tell on flagg and wemby is prolly going to get perma injured before 30. Grim. I’m not saying there’s no good players, but I’m not seeing a new shaq, curry, Jordan, LeBron etc. there’s just no new superstars. Joker really should be a super star but he just isn’t, not sure why. Boring? Foreigner? Anyway zoomies are cooked
>>153065286kys retard subhuman
Ant > Steph. Simple as.
>>153065364you got btfo jeet
Is there any not gay explanation for the cream city jerseys
>>153065402lol this is what non ball knowing boxscore watchers tell themselves.
>>153065380Bucks making the Hawks look competent
>>153065380they might legit just be a low iq team, legit what the fuck is that defense, how the fuck does a center shooting 36% from 3 get triple teamed on the perimeter, kek
>>153065352My guy is gone a half a year and you Tik Tok brains already forgot him
Why do they let Caruso take so many shots
>>153065476theyre legit retards, they cant appreciate winning ball, but they also dont want to pretend theyre "non ball knowers" so they mega over index on defense. Ive seen a lot of retarded oldheads who think wilt is top 3, do the same.
stop replying to leafjeet. notice how he stopped posting those essays when people ignored them?
>>153065492Because he's open
>>153065476He had a magical run. He also tore his Achilles and we don’t know what he’s gonna look like when he comes back. Saying he’s going to be a super star is a pretty big assumption.
>>153065518Yeah but he doesn't hit them
There is no way maxey is better than mitchell lmao
>>1530654760 is the next face of the league.
>>153065418ant got better stats, better shooting stats, and is a better defender than curry. your niggas washed
>>153065549Ethical.
>>153065549He's not. Mitchell is underrated
>>153065577mmitchell better
Lonzo ball? in 2026?
>>153065577He plays 40 minutes a game
>>153065183Why is steph the starter
>>153065183East>4 point guards>one forwardWest>4 point guards>one forwardwelcome to 2026 hoops
>>153065183luka should give his spot up to THA GOAT
>>153065633If you're counting Jokic as a PG, then count SGA and Steph as SGs
The Hawks just recorded the worst three-point shooting half in NBA history:1/22 3PM
>>153065677still 4 guards either way
>Bucks about to blow the lead and lose the gamelmao how Doc Rivers still has a job is beyond me. Nigga has to have pics of Adam Silver on Epstein Island.
>>153065678giannis should have requested a trade the moment they lost the nba cup
>>153065600the black girls at school at 7am:
>>153065678>CJ tries to iso the last shot >gets bailed out by a dumb fuck kuzma block out of bounds This fucking mid-off
>>153065709>anthony davislol
>>153065709israelis btfo
>>153065709>kawhi that low for media and fanHe's been on the greatest singular NBA run of all time dragging the 6-21 clippers to 17-23 and somehow he's not ranked top 3 by the media. The whole league is a sham.
>>153065709Players do not respect Luka kek
>Flagg playing tonightBad day to be a New York Knickerbocker
mccollum SUCKS
>>153065709>Luka>somehow ranked 2 by mediawhat a joke
>McCollum
I saw a movie called Critters and Caruso was in it
They gave up Trae Young for this egg head faggot lmao I know the Hawks GM is doing fent right now.
>>153065678HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THE GUY IN THE CORNER WAS WIDE OPEN
how can u trade somebody who isn't playing for somebody who is playing and get so infinitely worse
>>153063033crazy in bed, absolutely
>jeettard still shills for lexing and gets zero yous
caruso is dead
kek this is insane>jalen fake triple double johnson rated over mpj>ingram rated over mpj>fuckin zestman kat rated over mpj>west getting two retards the players didnt even ratewhatever. mpj is an ALLSTAR.
OKC are so much better without Gaylen Shitlliams
>>153065896Players really ranked Luka below KD and Ant
>>153065916Luka shouldn't even be ranked in the top 20
>>153065896The Kawhi disrespect from the players is odd. He dropped 50 on everybody's heads in two weeks. Maybe they're just mad about that.
>>153065678Good thing we got rid of Trae for Kispert/McCollum!
LeQuangshing not even making at ASG as a starter. Lmao washed ass fraud. Kobe would never.
>>153065996Stop talking about someone who is better than you will ever be
>>153066010Fuck lebron hes a communist phony
>>153065896So ant and wemby were actually tied and they chose the guy the players ranked lower to be the starter. Like the league is so fucking corrupt they rig the all star placements just like they rig the games. Who even watches the nba anymore
>>153065896are they doin the rookie team vs the all star team like last year because nipple and fagg are gonna win if they do
>>153065709>>153065896Jokic being #2 behind Luka is acceptable because Lakers fans are loud and stupid, but how tf does the MEDIA look at Luka and put him on the same level. Dumbasses
>>153065896The missing 2 all stars for each conference will be Booker, Sengün, Scottie Barnes and Jalen Duren i guess. Maybe harden or franz can get in too
>>153065896VorpGOD = GOAT
The wizards are
Why didn't God make Jokic a good rim protector
>>153065260Oh ok. That makes sense. And the reason they started off so hot without LeBron?
>>153065982he probably tells people not to vote for him because he doesn't want to go
>>153065709>>153065896Lmfao jamal must be fuming
>>153066082Kek this is very likely true
> Two NBA players voted for Bronny James Jr. to start in the NBA All-Star game, per @ByTimReynolds.
>>153065982WET BALL
>>153065573>ant is better then curry This is literally the stupidest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
>>153064676He has actuallyHe was here last year during the offseason >>153064780We also have plenty of basketball Americans here
WHO GON GIT?
Ant being better than Curry in current year isn't a hot take
>LeXing didn't make the all-star gameWASHED FRAUD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa
>>153065782>players do not respect luka It’s literally, and I’m not memeing here, just racism
>>153066185he still gets in as a reserve, retard also when's the last time westbrick made an all star game?
>>153065709Where the fuck is russel westbrook? Only guy in the nba leading his team in points, assists, rebounds
>>153066190>racism>jokic #1
>>153066190The top vote getter is a serb and austin reaves meme ass finished top 15
>>153065896Fan Rank - Media Rank = industry plant score.
Why the FUCK is the media allowed to vote for the fucking all stars. It’s rigged. Should only be players and coaches and fans get like 25% weight. The fuck fuck the media they unironically dont know shit
>>153066200Oh boy looks like the Klutch army at the Wuhan factory just saw the news and started their propaganda early today. KWAB
/nba/ should decide the all star teams
>>153065896>israel rigged the voting to try to get Deni inlmao
>>153066098Sucks to be in the Best conference with LeBron and Curry having a guaranteed spot
>>153065896so we really just gonna ignore the blatant antisemitism?
>>153066258>ranked dead last in media and player rankskek the Israel bots got him to 5th place in the fan votes at least.
>>153066255>gets proven wrong>bitchesconsession accepted. westbrick retires ringless btw
>>153065896Ingram over scottie makes no sense
>>153065896Notice how Wemby is pushed by the Jewish media
https://streamable.com/eci5j4Corey Kispeeeeeeeeertttt
>>153065709>media total votes>33always knew the subhuman media hated steph, it makes sense, they perfectly reflect the retardation and ignorance of the fans.retards lately have been trying to pretend steph is a media darling because theyre stupid fucking retards barely aware of the nba before 2023fucking imbeciles.anyway why isnt the coaches and staffs votes weighted here?
all star choices are actually correct.
>>153066205>>153066213When a player is good enough it can transcend racism, we’ve seen it many times in history. TONS of racist white guys watched Jordan and were happy to admit he was the goat. Even huge racists will usually give it up to 1 guy if he’s great enough, the rest of the players of that race can get fucked tho. >reevesThat’s just the other white players correctly voting for a good player who deserves the votes.
>>153066257West: SGA, Wemby, Jokic, Murray, Ant, Harden, Sengün, KD, Booker, Curry, Avdija, KawhiEast:Cade, Duren, Brown, Brunson, KAT, Giannis, Scottie, Ingram, Maxey, Mitchell, Franz, MPJ
>>153066249See >>153066313The players are too racist to be trusted with the vote
>>153065896I'm assuming MPJ is gonna be a reserve, but is this the first time a dude from a tanking team has been an allstar? Even Devin Booker never became an all star until his team got good.
Deni should be 1 but NBA players are antisemitic CHANGE MY MIND
>mpj accidentally keeps winning them games so now every time he plays half his team needs to be out for "injury management" and vice versa for "rest"
Trae Young went to the wizards for the max extension didnt he?
>>153066152dont bother, non ball knowers dont understand, they will literally never ever understand. the box score does not adequately and will never adequately capture his value. especially these days when i see him legit trolling sometimes with his shot selection, so his 3 point percentage doesnt look as clean as some other retards.
>>153066379does the pope shit in the woods?
What can the cavs get for Allen's soft ass? They desperately need some dawg who also has skill
>>153066379He wants the Bradley Beal
>>153066379What max extension?
>>153066407Clippers would gladly give you Zubac
>Gilgeous chuckingThis is Chet's team
Dort just completely takes Donovan Mitchell out of the game, it's hilarious
1 nuggets2 thunder3 celtics 4 pistons5 knicks6 spurs7 clippers8 rocketsNot even sure if Id include the rockets as contenders anymore. KD is playing excellent and has proven himself as 1A, the Gooners stats dropped pretty hard lately (probably because of that 1 minute match that tanked them). Amen Thompson hasnt taken the hoped for leap. I think the real contenders are the top 6 mentioned and if the clippers are serious now them too. Maybe the warriors after a big trade
>LePiss>Lakeshits
This is Luguentz's team
>>153066030LeBron is 6’10, handsome according to most women, a self made billionaire and the greatest to ever play his sport. What are you the best at? Exactly
how is this early game fair for cleveland. theyre playing a western team. even the okc schedule is rigged
Chetty.......
>>153066473We're truth tellers
>>153066407I think he heard you talking shit, that nigga been hooping in the 3rd.
LeBron is a bitch lmao. Fraud + washed.
This Naeqwan guy makes me laugh
some refs need the threat of being put in a body bag.
Look at this dood.....
>>153066450Yeah nevermind apparently kawhi got injured again clippers are out
>they thought the Clippers were contendinglmao
no one can name anyone on the cavs who isnt spida
>>153066379ace wanted to go there as well. zero expectations, free max with an NTC
West will be between OKC, Ngges, Spuds and Rockets.East will be between pistons celtics and ny.Final verdict
>>153066543>ny LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153066249Democracy is a scam. This is its true face.
>>153066450>clippersCome on man. When are people going to learn.
>>153066543Knicks aren’t looking like what the little bird left on the limb
>>153066538Cant blame someone for prioritizing money desu, even the oldest nba players are rather young after retiring. Theres still 40+ more years to live
>>153066543>rocketsblud thought he was slick
Chetty is ANGRY
i wonder how many media retards confused the two other shitter porter jrs for mpj so they didnt vote for him.
>>153066575I think they are gonna be a problem with fvv, steven adams and sengün all healthy but my team plays in the east and wont contend anyway so i was being generous maybe
>>153066600Didn't Steven Adams die today?
for me? its gotta be 3 time world champion patrick mccaw
My Knick :(
>>153066600fvv is not coming back this season and even if he did he wouldn't move the needle. The rockets are the most obvious frauds in the league and will get destroyed vs playoff gameplanning just like last season where they lost despite having far superior talent
Chet HolmGOD
>>153066608Not a major injury plus he got those warrior genes
What was the point of adding illzingis?
>>153066608looked pretty bad, replay at the end https://streamable.com/p0vnca
zoomersisters… why can’t we defend?
>>153063694What does it smell like
>>153066735AI slop has gone too far
Not even an OKC fan but refs are trying hard to bail out cavs. And especially Mitchell, because of how bad a gams hes having, they want the final score to look like atleast he scored a lot of points anyway even though he was negative efficiency
>>153066735Wemby
>>1530667353 pt shooting
Martin Luther King was a lousy nigger.
>>153066735There’s tons of AI generators out there but you guys choose the shittiest ones.
what does he do
The Cleveland Cheaters
>>153066735Defense is a team thing
>>153066735Nigga is that PJ Tucker in a Giannis jersey?
>>153066803freaky ahh baby
>>153066786aura
>>153066803She'd be such a good tradwife
>>153066786will randomly go off sometimes
Chet just HAD to show up on MLK Day for the CULTURE
>>153066786stretch the floor, set screens, defend 3pt shooters, be better than zubitch
>>153066803The ectomorphic tomboy yearns to raise babies and cook on the aga range
How is Dunn so washed
>zubitch goes to the bench>clippers go on a 20-5 run
I have no idea what kind of retard genuinely thought the Cavs would beat OKC today, but I see a lot of retards up in arms about Dmitch not being an allstar starter, but this game should be the proof. Hes not even close to the same level as Shai, not even close. People will say "THATS BECAUSE HES NOT PLAYING WITH AN ALL TIME DEFENSE AND A DPOY lock" lol even though his team won 60 games last season, and Evan Mobley won DPOY "b-but he doesnt have garland!!!" but Shai doesnt need a garland on his team because hes an actual dynamic ball handler who can get into the paint easily whenever he wantsIf you actually watch the Cav games, youlm know that Dmitch CONSTANTLY fishes for the toughest shots, immediate pull up 3s, off the dribble 3s, off the drible floaters above 2 people, leaning floaters that force him to shoot it high off the glass, his handle is overrated, its aggresive more than good, which is why he needs to rely so heavily on that dwayne wade windmill euro step. If you look at the type of shots a Shai or KD takes, they keep it simple, get to their spot, dribble dribble tween hesi, and then rise up and shoot. Simple.Dmitch will charge straight into 3 defenders for a shot.And While he is an underrated passer, especially a lob passer (honestly maybe the only pass hes actually better than a role player at) he doesnt generate high percentage shots enough, he relies too heavily on kick outs that they become predictable, is too reactive, waiting for the defense to react, cant generate paint looks without a clear lob, and Chet hard counters lob passes, which is why his playmaking was less effective.
Is this the knicks last shot at a title? Their big 5 takes up all the salary cap and Mitchell Robinson is a free agent after this year. Bench is looking bad now and after that its grim as hell
>>153066900Who knew centers needed skills
>>153066900>going on a run against de wiz predicated on zubac or notmental illness
>>153066951They blew it by trading for KAT, they needed to prioritize bringing back Hartenstein
>>153066958Stop replying to him.
>>153066958the clippers were down 10 when he got benched you fucking retard
Remember when "Flagg got drafted into a contender"
>>153066955james harden really saved this bitchs clippers career. should have sold high and traded him during the offseason. now his value back down to low dog shit
New thread>>153066983>>153066983>>153066983
>>153066975yeah only retarded white boy basketball tubers said that.
>>153066975Aura
