India easily lose their number one sport played by 5 billion people at home 2-1 to new zealand a nation of 500 people
>>153060010Didn't even know New Zealand played cricket surely this must be some kind of mistake
>>153060010big if true
>>153060010/weakmind/ bros our response?
Think Damo needs to rest a bit first lol
But doesn't India basically run this sport?How did they manage to let this slip then?
How can jeets be so unathletic as a race? It actually boggles the mind. Cricket is like our third sport even here
The Indian pitch curators fucked up
Called Australia "the only 1st world country in the Southern Hemisphere" in /tennis/ yeasterday.Thought it was pretty funny.
>>153060086lgm
>>153060086the coombrains in tennis take everything seriously
>women are just into the 2nd set >everyone is just waiting for them to leave so we can watch Novak
do you guys know if the tennis is using the same tech as the MLB and the golf? multiple cameras recording at 250fps
>/crennis/
>>153060121old meme, move on
>>153060024Shalom
>>153060127ill move on when howie moves on
>tennis>hit a ball back and forth untill the other guy misses it nice sport lol
>>153060161>complain you don't get paid enough and demand everyone sit in absolute silence
>>153060206but enough about the pga players
>>153060210it'd be more funny if I watched basketball I guess
remember glenn maxwell
>>153060161it's worse now but i hated when australia's best player was a chase it down and lob it back until the opponent gets frustrated and shanks one man in lleyton hewittscud was better to watch and i loved how he'd roll the dice and go for 100% power ace 2nd serves on break points and shit
>>153060458*burps*
Novak is on bros!>81 grand slam appearances (last I'll talk of the tennis)
>>153060554I’m watching Popyrin vs Muller
I’ve often wondered why New Zealand aren’t more into the tennis
>>153060579why would you do that
>>153060594to busy beating there wifes haha
>>153060599If one of them goes deep I’ll be better informed on their style, and I don’t particularly like Djokovic and he’s probably not going to lose which will possibly make me upset
>>153060604Yeah maybe but seriously it’s one sport that they don’t really do much of that Australia is big in, aside from Victoria Rules that is
>>153060623good to hear youre up to date with your boosters
>>153060633blah blah blah
>>153060604>hahaif they were english kiwis and lost they'd be too busy beating their wives haka iykwim haha
>>153060671fucking hell mate even you can do better than this
>>153060636it's just like updating your phone, and it's not like the experts ever said we wouldn't need any boosters you hecking magacel
>>153060677too busy beating off innit lad
>>153060686ceasefire! ceasefire! im on your side!save this great energy for the real enemies, comrade!
>>153060579I was before but then I realised I was cheering on muller the whole time kek
>>153060697Popy is up 2-1 and a break in the 4th. Looks good
>>153060696how can we be comrades if real communism has never been triedalso don't ask why there was no cricket in ukraine during the holodomor
But how can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?
>Growing up, Daryl Mitchell shared the field with some of the Australian cricketers including the likes of Andrew Tye, Marcus Harris and Marcus Stoinis especially through the school and grade ranks in Western Australia. In March 2009, Daryl Mitchell, Marcus Stoinis and Justin Langer sat together as team-mates in the changerooms at the WACA celebrating a first-grade premiership for Scarborough.Hes an aussie?
no way stoinis is that old
Brtijeet mate why is India so shit at its one sport? There's 1.4 billion people there. Why does it keep losing at cricket at home? Is it because people keep leaving India thus 1.4 billion is actually a very small talent pool for India? How is it possible? Can you explain why?By the way we all know when you are posting on /sp/ but are hiding from /cric/ and reporting posts you don't like becuase you're the only one who posts that gay sex meme on this board, it's really bizarre behaviour:https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22zutted%22/country/GB/
its not bongoloid hours mate please refrain
>>153060825It’s an established fact that the overall population does not matter at all outside of if it is too low, not too high. You need to consider the numbers of registered adult players if you want to use any argument pertaining to numbers of people in reference to sporting achievements
>>153060865>registeredyou really think theres any accurate way of getting the number of adult men who play cricket? they all play that t20 offshoot where they use a slightly softer ball and dont wear padsprobably more leagues/competitions in india than there are registered adult men playing cricket in nz
>>153060865It's not just the population. Cricket is their only major participatory sport. Outside of South Asia, everyone (including now at this point, the West Indies) only plays cricket as a secondary sport - mostly as their third or even fourth sport really. But get this - not only is it the only major participatory sport in India, that means their cricketing team has an exclusive talent pool of 1.4bn people. And they still keep losing at home to the likes of New Zealand or South Africa.I'm just asking how it's possible.
>>153060865/weakmind/ cope
what if cric wasnt dead between aussie test seriesimagine that
>>153060900>probably more leagues/competitions in india than there are registered adult men playing cricket in nz68k cricketers in NZ, player participation generally trends to young ages. so lets say 50% are adult men as a conservative estimate. 34k.1.5 billion divided by 34k gives one league per 44k people. So if theres more than one league per 44k people, india has more leagues than NZ has adult male cricketers.If each league has 20 teams of 15 people (subs etc) then that's 300 people, which would mean 0.6% of the 44k people play in the league. Even in NZ the participation rate for cricket exceeds 0.6% (1.3%), so its almost certain that India has more leagues than NZ has players since their participation rate is estimated to be around 5%.So around 2,200 people per 44k would play cricket, which would be about 7 leagues. SO India has about 7x as many leagues as NZ has players
>>153060924Stop being a retard. The overall population is not the “talent pool”. >>153060900Yeah there is, and no that paddle soft ball thing isn’t cricket neither is backyard/beach cricket neither is indoor cricket
>>1530609963lolp
>>153061009Yes it is, and there's no need to be upset by the way we're all friends here.
>>153060996>So around 2,200 people per 44k would play cricket, which would be about 7 leagues. SO India has about 7x as many leagues as NZ has playersActually forgot to apply my filtering of the playing population.Using the same logic as NZ we can cut this in half making it 3.5x more leagues than NZ has playing adult men
irish is a tad thick and doesnt realise how big a billion ishes an alright guy, just gets a bit locked in on his views
>>153061073It’s not a billion cricketers you utter mong dunnig kruger spasticated gronk
Popyrin might be a choker
I agree that India underperforms in cricket btw. I’m taking issue with using overall population as an argument. We already counted registered cricketers in India it’s in the archives, and we already compared their first class system with England and Australia
>>153060996>>153061048Love math
>>153061133Agreed. I could actually explain why the Indian psyche isn't geared toward convictwinslol style but i shan't. When using the population argument maybe subhuman eng shitters could explain why Bharat's little island bro of 4 million Sri Lankans has more WCs (all legit and non-asterisked) than eng14nd
Mad how Sri Lankans are more athletic than Indians
>>153061073He's one of those retards who think all humans are identical so the only way you could possibly account for the underachievement is lack of funding
I love how this Irish retard thinks "not everyone plays cricket" is some kind of groundbreaking argument as though that doesn't apply to other countries too. Do you not understand how proportions work you thick twat? More people as a proportion play cricket in India and India has a vastly higher population so both factors work against your stupid argument
zachy i reckon you could beat the shit out of anyone on /tennis/ (on the court)
>kruger spasticated gronk
>>153060010love to see it
>>153060594I played quite a bit as a kid but the club environment killed any interest i had in itold hag mafia controls everything
>>153063749My grandmother played club tennis. She explained that one of the reasons Australia is strong is that in the country areas there’s usually a tennis club and it doesn’t require many people for a team to play other clubs in singles, doubles, and mixed doubles. My (state) primary school had a tennis court and kids could sign up for weekly lessons before school, some of those kids played club juniors too. I don’t know, I was also thinking that Ireland doesn’t produce many pro players although tennis is popular here and there’s clubs around (at least in Dublin)
>>153060024>the irony of someone with a british flag making a post implying they were unaware that another country even played cricketlol lmao
/weakmind/
Daryld Bradmitchell
>>153063904I reckon your gran would beat zachy in a tennis match. She would just take the pace off it and he would have zero recourse
>>153065584>tfw no chocolate
>>153065720Her all time favourite player was John McEnroehttps://youtu.be/upFd2gNtDLQ
India managed to do something australia hasn't been able to do in 40 yearslose at home to new zealand not a one off either, new zealand were missing many key players and as everyone knows indian groundsmen work with the indian national team unlike many other countries to try and get an unfair edgeeven with that they lose, last year against new zealand at home in a test series and then this year in an odi serieswhen you look at their vast population, eclipsing every other country try they should.dominate but they are consistently average and hover around fourth which is a severe under representation given their populationI suppose it spreads across other sports too, there was that sole indian ufc fighter who said he could take out khabib and got flattened by an unranked aussie.Even in the tennis they dont have anyone, soccer, every sport but cricket is their main one and theyre bad at it they haven't won a world test championship and they organised it. The only conclusion is they have a weak mind /weakmind/
>>153066092India just needs more time to develop talent
>>153065672no aussies
bbl tonight
>>153066378They've been playing for 300 years/weakmind/
watching Musetti vs Collingwoodanon
>>153069127im watching keys vs the wardrone girlwardrone has new face tatts
>>153069250There’s been some dodgy balls in a couple of matches. If anyone ever wondered that’s why you give it a couple of bounces before serving
>>153065672this is nuts
nobody here likes you /weakmind/ /weakmind/
>>153069434No, THIS is nuts*unzips testicles*
Tfw dead /cric/
Sri Lanka vs England on Thursday
literally not a single game of cricket on for the next several months. incredibly grim.
>watch a tandom suggested youtube video>cuts back and forth between who i assume is the channel creator and sections of some other video they have grabbed>dialog blows my ear drums out on one and is inaudible during the otherjfc, this shit is happening more often lately
>>153073571reckon someone should make a website that is just a catalogue of good youtube videos without all the algorithm slop you have to wade through these days
Quitting vaping
does robelinda still exist
>>153074318nah hes goneshutdown by (((copyright))) strikes theres a new channel called Robelinda 2 which is attempting to republish as much of the old footage as possible but its not run by him
>>153065672glun phullups
>>153065672chapLORD exposing statpadson
does robelinda's brother still post here? i remember he was a tripfag but i can't remember what he called himselfwas a good fella
>>153074759kek that's clever. might use it in the future if that's ok with you
>>153074795meant stepdadsson iykwim haha
>>153075049based on what?
archiving in baseball is so much better
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ErYtmKceg90what a prank haha
>baseballBall based on what?
I like to call it basedball
>>153075226its based on cricket
>>153075394truthbomb
>>153075543
>>153075560me bent over in front of him naked iykwim haha
Based bumderer
Why did zachy blatantly copy pewdipie by working out and doing rock climbing?
>>153076067How sad Zachy's new identity he's been spruking for a few years now is stolen from a former youtuber.
>>153076150he still makes videoshes made some good ones recently about moving to linux and getting out of the google ecosystem
I wish I was a smart computer nerd
>>153076067do you unironically believe zachy actually works out and/or climbs?
kinda just happened for me - been on computers since I was 6 and had to work out how to do things myselfpretty much everything isnt that hard, just got to google shit and follow the instructions. over time you just kinda take it all inpewdiepie is more knowledgeable than I though
>>153076356For me it's more lazyness to learn + fear of bricking my computer.
>>153076523im fairly certain its much harder to brick pcs nowadays unless you start playing around in the bios or delete system67but you must not fear ita working PC is temporary, knowledge is permanent
>>153076554in the old days, you could fix almost anything with a windows installation disc and disc drive, as long as you didn't mind potentially losing all your old filesi suppose you can probably do the same shit now with a usb stick as long as you have something else to put the relevant files on or do it in advance
>>153076577you should have your files backed up regardlessharddrives can just fail out of the bluebut yeah, you can install an OS from a USB
is there some new pretend to be a complete retard with pc's mick i missed the last few days
yeah you missed some great posts hahabloody wozza couldnt get his mouse working!
>>153076741highly disturbing
>>153076741Terrible. Try again
>>153076741You can't do more than one feature at a time m8It has to be subtle as well2/10 for the effort at least>>153076741
>>153076852mfw
cricko tonight
Business idea: cricko roll
pls watch the monfils sweeny game before the cricket starts
cudnae sleep. too late tae be garn bed noo.
shall only be watching tonights game when Smith is battingif he gets out i shant be watching straight away
>>153076832>>153076852I had a big day :(
>>153077023hey turkbro hope youre good man hows kot
>>153077198morning.
>>153060010>ODIyou won garfield's gay dog friend. congrats.
Do you guys like "The Pretender" by Foo Fighters?
>>153077223And you won a cock up your arse ya faggot
no cricket
https://www.tiktok.com/@ausdrillontop?_r=1&_t=ZS-93Dw6tT4lGR
this whole page is surreal.
>commentator who has never played 1 second of cricket calling smith "smudge"
oh gooodie smudge gets to chase
I played cricket in primary school so I get to call him smudge
https://youtu.be/BDi79hRNW10
>certain teams get literal world class players just in time for finals because the tests endedstill don't see how this is fairalso fucks over the players who they push aside who've been playing all season
nonce
STARCGOD SCORCHIES SCORCH ENDS TONIGHT
StarcGOD
>>153077504best players playgit gud
>>153077504STARCY DED YOU GOT YOUR WISH
That shoulders fucked lads
Noo not Starcs shoulder
smudge to replace starc
>commentators giving sixers captain inside information R I G G E D S P O R T
couldn't find a bubble stream. sleep weighs heavy anyway. I'll take a nap.
>>153077595Are you getting hair plugs friend?
>chose to field on a 40deg dayhuh
>>153077595streamed dot pk
>>153077630found the testfag
Looks hot out there
why do they call him smudge
why isn't finna in the peewee team?
>>153077721finna will be for the worl dcup
>>153077717he's from Mudgee
>>153077722not bad form leading into it
japan under 19 team>3 Hara-Hinze's>Taylor Waugh
lads dingos ate my cutie patootie :(
Just boyed finn allen ama
just unboyed finn allen ama
allen looking goodok nvm>>153077749even japan isn't safe from the hyphenated last name menace
get more runs scorchies I wanna see smudge chase it down :D
Cars issues again lads time to wipe myself out for the night
>>153077757They should ban people from fraser
>>153077650this is nice. thank you.
it's over
COOPER REDEMPTION ARC
Pooper Poonelly
>>153077850he needs to spend time at the blunders I think
how did the poorchies even make this far
>>153060086>Go to Europe>"Damn New Zealand sucks">Go to Asia>"Damn New Zealand is incredible"We can make funny jokes here but the fact is proper third world countries are a fucking disaster zone.
>>153060086crisp, I like how they seethe at the GOAT Novak like they're all from melbourne or something
hate when commentators refer to reverse sweeps, paddles and other behind square memeshit as "creative" or "innovative" or something similarthey've been playing those shots for like 2 decades now so i don't think it's some outside-of-the-box thinking going on when they select it
>>153063904Something weird here is that there isn't much you can do for free, especially in rural areas, but all over the countryside there are tennis courts you can go and play at for free. Sometimes it is the only... like 'thing' that exists for miles around, there will be a little reserve amongst farmland, basically just a tennis court and maybe like a random grass area to kick a ball around or something like that. Almost never see anyone using them.
>be called the furnace>literally on fire
>39c in perth >smoke from back of the stadium
scorching the stadium
>>153077933i used to play on a lot weekends with my old man and uncle at the tennis courts at a nearby high school but slowed when they upgraded them and started locking the fancy new nets in a nearby shed they builtwe played for so long that weekend security guards knew us and unlocked the shed if they were around so we could set a net up
THE SCORCHERS ARE ON FIRE
this is lit
screw the fire I'm going for ice cream what flavour you guys want
>>153077903It was in response to someone asking why Australia has a slam. I appended my statement to disqualify NZ from it on the point that there's no reason they'd ever have a slam over Aus.
>>153077956the blonde in a cup thanks
>>153077956always a cookies and creme man, me
>>153077974choc mint me
Scorchers can defend anything above 130.
I saw smithy before he is fully locked in and wants at least a cenny
>>153077956Who are these hot chicks attending big bash games in team colours and logos fake tattooed on them, industry plants or?
>>153077974 with >>153077964 farting on it pl0x
>>153077953I've only ever been able to play with girlfriends or my sisters when I was younger and they all sucked so fucking bad, like you couldn't get a single decent rally in. I also sucked but not as bad, but I couldn't get better because I couldn't get a real game in. Shame because it's good for fitness.
>fake tattooits real she loves her scorchies
>>153077956cashier going hard on the staff discount
sixers can chase down 230 ez get to work poorchices
>>153078012No but smith may
pissed the bed again last night
based geriatric jack russell
>>153077993my gfs
>>153077789You mean k'gari
Are youse blokes even watching the fucking cricket?
>fall asleep on chair >zZzzzZZ>go to bed and try to sleep>think a bout smiths batting avg over his career fuck>>153078062I am but I fell asleep
>>153078000i mogged my dad by the end but struggled a bit more against the uncle because he was a run you around the court with fiddly shots merchant always going for the high percentage moveit was just a hobby not a comp and i was always looking to improve by taking risks and developing my game by practicing harder 2nd serves and winners but they were extremely competitive and just wanted to win, so didn't improve much
>>153077757are dingos omnivores? didnt realise they ate leafs
>>153078062just on my way home from dinner
what do we reckon lads? cash out?
2ND HALF IS STARTING LETS GO SMUDGE
Babar needs to be dropped
oh dear
Why would you review that? Clear out
bye bye babar
TOE IS UP THATS OUT
Is he going to lock himself in the room again? What a mupper
just tuned in lads you're welcome
new 2027 rule: if a batsman gets out in the first over you get to keep him!
SMITHGOD
S. M. U. D. G. E.
whats it stand for?
business idea: fill the first over ball with gold
why do they pronounce philippe like that
he's spanish and thats how they say it
Apart from H Rauf, these Paki imports have been absolute trash
>>153078160That would be Felipe
sixers more like dotters!! HIT EM FOR SIX ALREADY
GONE GOTTEM
GET SMIOTH ON STRIKE(one job or smith is feeling off and avoiding strike)
>snixxers thought they had a chance because scorchies got a low total scoreuh lmao?
>smith has only faced 3 balls
JUST GET SMUDGE ON STRIKE YOU FUCKWITSYOUR JOB IS SIMPLEDONT BE A HERO
BEARDGOD
COME ONNNNNNN
Oi Smudge gonna need you to bail us out again m8 maybe another 100 cheers m8
>shitty shitters
worm looking a little flacid
>>153078217YES SIR
GOT EMBACK TO THE SHEDS FOR A GOON SESH
>hurr instead of getting smith on strike I'm going to try and slog the ball myself
smith taking singles is also at fault to be fair
>>153077472>anklet
richoGOD >smith walking off strike just in time for the over to endKEKKKKK
personally dont believe this whole "batting with an experienced batsperson is worth more than any net" nonsense
>>153077956>wwhen he whote penis
THIS FUCKING KID FROM NOWHERENext Lillee.
would dropping babar cause a political issue between australia and pakistan?
not time for fun mr smith its time to win
>>153077956
>>153078254chat, make the green frog in the van into the black and white chad meme
I think I remember training with richo in the nets when he just started in juniors. Weird how I forgot that.
>its been 6.3 overs since the last boundary what scorchie magic is this
>>153078266wut
COMEBACK
scorchie customers really need to sit and shut up while smudge is still in
smith seems off tonight or just not seeing it the best though
personally reckon Smith shouldnt be allowed to play
>>153078291gf like the back left one in 2026
smoth will go to the top of the run scorers in half as many games and selectors still won't ask him to play in the t20 cup
>>153078291me bottom left
>>153078296have they asked though you'd have to be mad not to offer him a spot
>>153078299couple days ago Bailey pretty much said they dont see a spot for him and Short is eliter than Smith
>>153078293Smith is cheating. He's bordering a corpse and he's still amazing. Crazy.
>>153078303crazy but maybe it'll turn out true we'll have to wait and see
OH NO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
smudge finna get mankad
>>153078329personkad*
sexers are actually all retardednot sure if can support this team anymore
GONE GOTTERNCOOPED
>>153078251no but dropping the soap bar would iykwim haha
testies ruin BBL peems just stick to the regular peem and fuck them off>heat >sixersall testie casualties
i like the channel 7 duck animation
>>153078342what?
LE OGRE HAS ARRIVED
for me its bbc dick animation iykwim haha
GONE GOTTEMBEARDGOD BEARDGOD
NICE ONE SMITH YOU IDIOT ITS OVER ITS DONE I'm off to bed night lads
SCORCHIES DO WE DARE TO DREAM
anyone know what fox win will do now
hoping smith walks into the changeroom, grabs his bag and dabs out without saying a word
smith 40+ runs sisters how will we ever recover?
>>153078344thisthat said, >have starc and smudge, 2 of the best cricketers in aus>still look like losing KEK
at this rate we are going to get the total 12 down
>>153078376Sixers 75% win chance me thinks
>australia has no young tale-ACK
>>153078381>wewhich markets do you gamble responsibly iykwim haha
>theyre not aware of our secret Italianwatch the flip out scorchies
someone at work offered me a couple of free tickets to this game at about 3:30pm, decided it'd be too much hassle
do they keep showing old mate because they think the fox commentators are interviewing him or to remind them that they were talking with finna llen on the mic
Scorchie bros… looking good
where the fuck is dutchiewe havent lost a game when hes been here
sixers are losing this so smudge can have an extra game before the seasons overfor entertainment purposes really
>>153078401
sydney sisters
>>153078401erm
>>153078422>>153078424meant dwarshulius
>>153078417he's afraid of having to answer me when I explained why he should support the scorchers instead of his reason of supporting sixers (dwarshuis)
>>153078411I might be an idiot
This is fucked kek
>sixies actually thought they had a chancepfffttpffffthahhfffffAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
I blame babar
This is all because Babar is a walking wicket
FUCKING KEKKEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
BAHAHAHAHAHHA
I thought the sixers were meant to be good?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
Comedy of errors this
>be professional cricketer playing for the sydney sixers>fly 400 hours across Australia to play in Perth>time to bat>???>go home in shamblesgood job if you can get it
*be's clearing sunday's schedule*
>>153078480to be fair, playing in perth is like when india played all of their games in dubai for that paki tournament
ez
humiliating
game of two halves if you think about it
this just awoke something in smudgeyou wont be this LUCKY next time scorchies, mark your words
see you lads at optus on sunday
>>153078526yeah i might have to go now eh
>>153078526why the fuck cant I buy tickets yet
finna llen is one of the less attractive crickters
>>153078529>>153078539optus stadium website practically getting DDOS'd right now lol
>>153078552yeah sexers customers are not happy and we know how to use it
what time is the final on?
tomorrow noon bros for GA
It makes me sad the way cric just dies when australia aren’t playing
might fly to SA and give out 4ch flyers at the SA20
>>153078716i only resume posting here when an interesting test match is on sorry
MI scorchies
Orange team too good
watched an arthouse filmI'll make some more coffee and watch top gear
>arthouse filmthis is code for full on hardcore sex movie
how did you know
long time late night sbs viewer
>>153079985on demand seems to have some good films
garn bedhttps://youtu.be/xEOpxiTsiXo
4 shark attacks in 48 hourswhos behind this?
>>153082142and what really happened at engadine maccas iykwim haha
why is the BBLs (an australian competition) best player a new zealander lmaoi don't even think we play the t20 format
>>153082587david warners a kiwi?
>>153082142obviously climate change and iran
morning lads any /weakmind/ friendless virgins in?
>>153082142the sharks id assume
lol
/weakmind/ fraud chucker
Is there anything more /weakmind/ than losing a final in your own country?
why are you talking about an irrelevant nation? this genny is for discussion of top cricketing nations
>>153082980losing a final in a neutral country/weakmind/
>>153082694
>>153083099the most /weakmind/ performance from a /weakmind/ team in the history of cricket
>>153083161at least they won, that's gotta count for something
>>153083179Oh no i mean india lost badly with a favourable pitch, 150,000 home crowd and a stadium built exclusively for the world cup/weakmind/
>play cricket for 300 years>5 billion peopleheres your ranking bro/weakmind/
hyperextension word saladtranslation : chuckerback destroyed from chucking in the aussie summerconclusion: /weakmind/
forced into retirement at the end of last australian seriesaverage:23 from 5 games conclusion:/weakmind/
When Pat Cummins leads the mighty Australia, that is AusGODs, he strikes fear into the pea sized of heart of the /weakmind/ player and takes every prize availableThe conquerer of india, the basher of bharat, the walloper of /weakmind/AusGOD/strongmind/
should we be concerned about making references to ethnicities of players now or is it really only for a tribesmen of a certain land?
>>1530848354chan has been infiltrated by scammers using chatgpt to imitate humansall criticism of scamming roaches is forbidden from now on they shall be referred to as what they are/weakmind/
AhahahahahahaOhnononononoDid Babar shit the bed in the final match?Pakis of /cric/ our response?
all /weakmind/s are the sameboth fail in australia, that is AusGOD land/weakmind/
How do we fix Babar Azam lads?
>Virat Kohli has cracked a record 10 centuries in Australia against Australia.
>ODIsnever heard of her
/weakmind/ forced into retirement by the mighty Australians and exposed as a child by a 19 year oldAustralia, that is AusGODs, giveth and Australia, that is /strongmind/ taketh awayForced to end his career and will always be remembered as /weakmind/
>>153084835I think theyll probably be looking at 4chan first and foremost tbqhwy
/weakmind/ grows a beard attempting to look like a man due to confidence issuesthe chinlet /weakmind/ hides his weak, feminine and under developed jaw linethe /weakmind/ moves from his country to another, abandoning the /weakminds/ who worship him and moving to a /strongmind/ country of England, that is BritanniaWould expect nothing less from a /weakmind/
The CumGOD/strongmind/ conquers all, takes all and leaves billions of /weakminds/ in tattersAustralia, that is AusGOD/strongmind/ is unrivalled unlike 5 billion /weakmind/ shitters
undefeated until they run into an Australian, that is AusGOD /strongmind/Capitulation and failure, the mark of a /weakmind/ shitter
smacky tonight
>>153085821is today the day he improves the season average mate?
>>153085882almost certainly not
>>153085941is today the day mitch owen improves the season average?
pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
Who /planning to move to America/ now?
based /weakmind/ poster telling the unadulterated story of cricket
>>153060024We do the what now?
>>153086430moving to nz
NZ is nice outside of the the volcano and earthquake zones
>>153086829Remember to renounce your citizenship too, these laws apply to you even if you live overseas so long as you hold aussie citizenship.
>>153086873so the whole country then?
>racists should leave Australia and never come back if only, also don’t come here
Pauline Hanson's One Nation
>>153087055Yeah I think it’s nice. I don’t know if I’d move there, maybe on a small farm somewhere near the bush
>>153086430why?what is happening in this country now?
>>153087227anti-semitism crack down
Umm, Aussie bros where are we?
>>153087227New hate speech laws that make it a mandatory jail sentence to be convicted of hate speech. The laws apply to any speech that causes "fear" even in cases when the target feels no fear. Also clamps down on any speech in which one implies superiority, even posting national pride stuff is a crime. The laws apply to you even if you live overseas too so the only way to circumvent them is if you renounce citizenship when you leave this shithole. Also the laws have a specific carve out that lets muslims be anti semitic and commit general hate speech without being charged. There's more as well, it's basically the death of the country. >>153087056I know you're a shit stirrer with no life but I do take pleasure in knowing you are a sexless, friendless freak who will be spat on by the browns you defend and the whites you condemn. Nobody will even care enough when you die to piss on your grave. Cheers.
>>153087467the religious exclusion is insane - literally defeats the purpose of the bill
>Statirat Padhli
>>153087557>>153087467wait what lol?what's the exclusion?you're allowed to say you hate jews or muslims if it's in the name of religion lol?
>>153087575>The changes to the hate speech legislation includes a narrow defence for quoting religious text for the purpose of teaching or discussion.>It may mean that people charged with a hate speech offence could claim the speech or writings had been lifted directly from texts central to their religion, like the Bible or Koran.
fucking hell PozztraliaI thought NZ was bad
diversity is our strengthi will shout this from the rooftops as i am unable by law to express anything otherwise
the /weakmind/ crawls into the thread with numbers and pictures, hoping..nay..BEGGING the /strongmind/ AusGODs for validation. The AusGOD/strongmind/ laughs at the /weakmind/ shitter and taps the trophy cabinet, not even bothering to acknowledge the existence of the /weakmind/
watched an interview where albo was complaining about the possibility of congressmen not approving the bill with a line like "if you can't pass this legislation after a massacre, when can you?"literally saying the quiet part out loud that they have to ram this shit through as quicky as possible while npc's are in an emotional state because they might have more sense in a few months
>>153087706it's the way he tried to play it off as Konstas being a cunt even though he came from the other side of the pitch to nudge into him for me kek/weakmind/ faggot of the highest order
>>153087743konstas was walking a straight path, determined and focused toward reaching his end point and it hypnotised the poor fella, like a speeding train bustling along the train tracks
no cricket todayno cricket tomorrowno cricket for almost the entire first half of the year
>>153087743konstas would unironically beat the shit out of that little /weakmind/ manlet
reckon the world needs a hard reseteveryone sent back to the country of their birth unless they have lived a minimum of 50 years in their adoptive countryit would mean fewer Saffer cricketeerers for >us thoughever
>>153087785>>153087802nothing more /weakmind/ than trying and failing to bail up a 19 y/o batsperson who has just chipped your vaunted chucker around the parkbrought cricket into disrepute that dayfilthy vilerat
