>17/01/26MANCHESTER DILATED 2-0 MANCHESTER CITYCHELSEA 2-0 BRENTFORDLEEDS UNITED 1-0 FULHAMLIVERPOOL 1-1 BURNLEYSUNDERLAND 2-1 CRYSTAL PALACETOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 1-2 WEST HAMNOTTINGHAM FOREST 0-0 ARSENAL>18/01/26WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS 0-0NEWCASTLE UNITEDASTON VILLA 0-1 EVERTON >19/01/26BRIGHTON HOVE & ALBION 1-1 AFC BOURNEMOUTH
>>153078576fuck sake they always get bailed out
some bad publicity for ol' David Beckhamhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ekq4z5dyo
>>153078576Grim
>>153078576>No /trans/I will find you and I will kill you
Haaland should join United next season
why did plebs blow up at Robbie Keane becoming manager at Maccabi Tel Aviv and not when he literally played for years at a team known as Tottenham Hotspur
>>153078576Surprised Newcastle didn’t sign him considering their rw options are over the hill Murphy and Elanga (one of the worst signings ever
>>153078691Newcastle aren't buying anyone until the summer for PSR reasons.They're hesitant to even get Targett back from loan in the middle of a defensive crisis.Howe has to find a way to get his shit signings working, or he won't be given much in the summer either.
>>153078576>bang average player looks okay >under Guardiola >in the best team in the league>pay huge money>turns out he's still just bang averageWhy do clubs keep falling for this?
>22 year old who has made a grand total of 26 league appearances in his entire career so farHe's only made 10 fewer appearances for Norway's senior side kek.
What club does he support?
>>153078688Is Robbie more of a Y than we ever knew?
>>153078710I've been told Howe makes shit players play better
>>153078802He makes them run around a lot
>FC St. Pauli President Göttlich speaks out about the 2026 FIFA World Cup, "is it not a legitimate question to ask if European countries should compete in a competition hosted by a nation that has imminent plans to attack us?"Just invite the Sudacas and have a tournament here. Yank bastards and FIFA can get fucked.
>>153078858Nobody cares, take your shit elsewhere.
>>153078858Everyone cares, post your shit here.
>>153078884>endorsing the German /int/ shitstirrer
>>153078887He's discussing SPORT, you're just another schizo characterfag retard.
>>153078858We must stand up against the American Ape together, Fritz.
>>153078858I'm neutral on this topic. Post your shit here, or don't, I'm not massively bothered at the end of the day
>>153078858The last two World Cups have been hosted by countries with worse human rights records than the USA. Nothing is going to happen, everyone just accepts that FIFA is corrupt and moves on with life. Maybe Die Mannschaft will perform another meaningless "protest" during the team photo before getting dumped out of the group stages again.
>>153078891It has nothing to do with /epl/. He does this on a regular basis, he's just so happened to relate it to sport so it can't be deleted for off-topic.
>the 2026 FIFA World Cup
>>153078858What a loser. No one is attacking you because you don't matter and never have. Sit the fuck down. Germany is the Spurs of geopolitics.
>>153078798Robbie Kein
>>153078618Can't stand this Jew or his family.
>>153078753They keep hoping they’ll find the next Palmer
>>153078808He has improved some players massively desu, like Joelinton and Murphy. But that’s all he’s good at turning shit players into ok players. Other than Isak he seems out of his depth when it comes to improving quality players. Look how much Tonali has regressed under him
>>153079095Almost all of the players City sold have went from looking good to being exposed as dogshit. It seemed to start with Ian Nacho all those years ago. If Palmer didn't take penalties he would have been another one.
>>153078858the opinion of anyone related to st pauli is tainted by the association to st pauli.
>long throws, free kicks, corners, and goal kicks take literal minutes nowadays>teams crowd the middle to shithouse a drawnever have i imagined that the prem would morph into the 90s/early 2000s serie a, some games are borderline unwatchable now
>Ndidi and Loftus-CheekManure is finished
Mandems you saw fodens pass to eze?
>>153079187>NOOOO I want city to win the title every year REEEEEE
>>153079187Arsenal have destroyed things. aw literally applauds them for being expensive Stoke.
>>153079230Wait really I thought he hated Stoke and their garbage long ball playstyle
>>153078858Beans.
>>153079242Nah, he's even been praising Pulis because "he kept Stoke in the PL for so long with no budget" it's pathetic to see. He doesn't seem to get the difference between playing that way out of necessity to keep a team in the league because you can't spend £1bn, and spending £1bn, but still playing that way because your manager is a fraud.
so mantroony is the one reporting people for using that term that spurs fans themselves created?
>>153079272You were gloating about getting mantroony banned last week, so it's more likely that it's you slamming the report button, but feel free to present any evidence you have.
Nobody cares about your pathetic characters you sad cunt.
>>153079349you mean you were protecting and whining about mantroony being banned, very interesting my Jewish anon
>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365/epl/ + (/trans/) without bait in the OP
>>153079374Fuck off man
I was thinking we haven't seen the wierdo Liverpool fan posting pics of the women's team, then>A father-of-two has been handed a two-year restraining order and an 18-month community order for stalking Liverpool midfielder Marie Hobinger.
>Games at 3:45 5:45 and 8 todayBasado
Not massively interested in CL footy tbqh
>>153079487Inter v Arsenal will be a good match I reckon
>>153078576on second thought, how are they getting 35 mil for him?this reeks of "it's actually closer to 15-120mil, but we game them the extra 15 to balance the books bit more".there's no way fulham wanted an attacking option, had 35 million around, and thought to themselves, "mhmmm yea let's get that random zoomer from citeh for 35 that seems like a reasonable investment "
>>153079487>>153079492I will watch but much preferred when there were groups
>>153079504City will just chuck an extra 10m on the next shitter they buy from Fulham. PSR encourages overspending and the clubs are all in on it.
congratulations Senegal once again from the /epl/ family, we love you niggas
Liverpool buying Spurs' Mickey?
Im noticing an influx of foreign flags spurting generic statements to bump the thread. Did someone else make a competing thread that we have to try and stay above?
>>153079487Me neither. Massively overrated competition. Honestly don't think a win in that competiton means anything 2bh
>>153079536Liversissy always whips out his foreign flags to bump his frankly shit threads lol
>>153079526why would PSR encourage overspending?
>>153079600If two clubs are buying 20m players from each other, it's better for them both to pay 40m.This means they can both report 40m revenue, and can amoritise the 40m cost over 5 years.If they pay 20m they can only report 20m revenue for this year.It only works if everyone is doing it, but luckily everyone is.
>>153079685
Really miss RFNs torpedos
Guys what time are Manu playing today
>>153079785You tell me
>>153079685see no monkey
it's over for fwank
>>153079530no
Man's on road innit
>>153078576What a grim transfer
>>153079759Idgi
>>153079216Stop trying to fit in
>0 consecutive wins
>AW is having a cry again
>>153079374>without bait>LIVERTROON
>>153078753because they get that Spanish flair inni
>>153079993Is the league good or bad
>>153079995Dave's black.
>>153079993Wolves could do it
>>153080024they're too shit, the players are championship level and so is the manager
>>153079187>TacticsThe league is fun to watch, no more NFL scorelines
is this the worst the league has ever been?
>>153079910>>153079993>Spurs are the only club to be on consecutive losses
>>153079993The top 4 form is terrible.
>>153080038>The worstIt's actually the most competitive, midtable has improved
>>153080028should've relegated then already desu
>>153080054Nah, top teams have bottled it and become shit
>>153080054That's very plainly not what's happened. You can just watch the games and see how poor the supposed good teams have been this season. The quality of football on display is by far the lowest it's been in over a decade.
>>153080066>>153080054>>153080038The quality of football to watch is so shit too
>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365We're all in here
>>153080069but enough about watching only arsenal
Carrick & Rosenior are on a PL high winning run of 1....with Farke & Nuno
>>153080078you're so salty kek
>>153078618What happened and why is it relevant
>>153078858Why are they scared of pumping Morocco, everyone hates them now lmao.
>>153080081Magisterial managers
>>153080078While they would definitely be by far the worst champions in PL history, I'm talking about basically every team outside of the relegation places. Remember how good those Liverpool vs City matches used to be? Now you watch Arsenal vs Liverpool and it's the dullest affair you'll ever see.
does anyone actually pay for sky sports
>>153080096this island revolves around gossip im afraid
>>153080110Pep succeeded in making the league boring
>>153080081>Leeds and Wolves could do it
>>153080110anyone can take points from anyone, that's a good league
>>153080078They're boring but they aren't the only problem
>>153079993What a curious set of results - top 4 teams with 0/2 wins, 5-11 have 1/2 wins, 12-14 have 0/2 wins, 15-18 have 1/2 wins and finally 19-20 have 0/2 wins.
>>153080113use your dads firestic!!
>>153080113No.
>>153079529BASED
>>153080146why not? was thinking about getting it on offer
Im noticing an influx in generic posts to bump the thread. Did a competing thread get close to us in psot count?
>>153080161>psot
It's wild to think that in 4 games time, Burnley could be level with Palace, or Liverpool could be 2 points behind Arsenal, Forest could be 1 point behind United, or Wolves could be still in the relegation zone.
>>153080174Congrats you learned how points work
>>153080132That would mean my local league is better than the Premier League. Teams being equally bad isn't proof of a good league. The quality of the football actually has to be good too. Liverpool and Chelsea had a few cup final 0-0 draws that were exceptionally entertaining, for example. The current league is just shit and Arsenal fans should be very thankful for that, since it's their only chance to win it.
>>153080176no need for that
>>153080174leave it on reddit next time mate
>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365
>>153080184Mean what? The table is tighter this season and last season because teams improved
>>153080191Nah
Arsenal ruined the league
>>153080193Name the teams that are playing a higher quality of football this season than they did last season. Be specific about which areas of the game you believe they improved in withouts saying "everything" or "all areas".
I thought nwaneri was a starboy, why is he being sold for 3 million?
>>153080202The teams that are between 1st and 19th
>>153080198They always have
>>153080211Name the teams that are playing a higher quality of football this season than they did last season. Be specific about which areas of the game you believe they improved in withouts saying "everything" or "all areas"
>>153080198you mean you don't like boring pulisball?
bro don't know ball init
>>153080223>Rattled alreadyI accept your concession
>>153080204it's a loan bro
>>153080241It always astounds me how little Arsenal fans actually care about the sport. To them, Arsenal is just an extension of their blackness and a way to celebrate Carribean and African people as much as possible. Being unable to back up a statement of "I think the league is better than last year" AT ALL is a comical capitulation.
>>153080247kek true I remember him seething about Christmas decorations
Why is absolutely NO ONE taking about Brighton's greek goal?
>>153080259Yeah that's the first correct thing you've said, except from the fact that I'm not an arsenal fan, anyway thanks for conceding;)
>>153080268pussy post the webm then
>>153079388Kek liversissy caught red handed seething about not being able to dilate
>>153080260I believe he said 'why put up decorations when only you will see them' and it chilled me to the bone
>>153080287>Yes you were right about meYeah I know lol. Your posts reek of foreign blood.
>>153080292
>>153080298KLENK WHAT A SELF REPORT
>>153080292Why is it so important for Liverpool fans to be able to dilate in every thread?
>>153080299so easy to get under your thin skin in a football discussion isn't it
>>153080299You don't know how to read if that's your level of comprehension, another self hating brown skinned freak I see ;)
>>153080329klenk bodied that indian sissy
oh the africans are SEETHING now lmao
>>153080292chills me to the bone
>>153080326>football discussionwhere? i saw one person asking for football discussion and the other crying while typing out "i accept y-your concession" over and over instead of discussing football in the football discussion.you'll reply to this post too showing that you're still crying.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when some nerd neek tries to talk about football online but their only knowledge is from tiktok clips and fifa
>>153080339glad I could give you a phrase that you didn't pick up through your dubbed anime
>>153080350not my problem you threw your toys out when you started repeating yourself since you have poor reading comprehension ;)i accept your concession ;)
>>153080292You know why
>>153080354KEK definitely the type of redditors that ask >SOURCE?!
please acknowledge my discovery of klenk before you use it, thank you for your attention to this matter!
Liversissy sucked the mods cock for the right to make abysmal threads every day. He allegedly swallowed too.
>the african arsenal wogs losing their minds because they're going to win the league but it's in a year that is very obviously the worst in PL historymakes me kek. cant even enjoy winning. where's that image of the arsenal reddit cuck talking about how he wants to watch arsenal lose the trophy to keep feeling like underdogs?
>ugga bugga i think the league has gotten worse and you didn't type out the dissertation i wanted so im going to whine like a little dalit bitch now KEK he's malding on the 4chinz
>>153080385What a gay little freak he is
Who are Manchester United playing tonight?
>>153080400No one! Klenk!
>>153080373>>153080385Same guy?
bomboclaaaat
Liversissy is a notorious paedophile.
african fella is making those screeching noises again. think it's because someone pointed out the league is weak and that's the only reason arsenal have a sniff of winning it.
>>153080395he got exposed for being a singh, he lost! :')
Why does anybody bother posting in these threads? The ones with dilated in the OP. They never have football discussion. Its just one guy replying to himself and posting millennial tier memes.
>>153080465I'M SACKED WOBBIE
Ifvilla get mateta Glasner Will kill himself
Yh, it's absolute BS that United, Arsenal, Liverpool and City can spend £250m every window without any real PSR issues but up and coming managers that have done incredibly well (Glasner, Emery & Howe) are absolutely shackled by one transfer misstep. The whole PSR SCR needs to be reworked to help these smaller clubs compete off the pitch as well as they do on it.
I forgot zinchenko used to play for sity
>>153078775rangers innit
>>153080452You've hit the nail on the head, mate. Nobody posts in these threads. It is just one guy replying to himself.
He says as he replies to himself
>>153080452I visit /epl/ just to see how long liversissy will reoly to himself before giving up
When are they giving the knighthood to Pep?
dave projected his real life onto his alter ego 'liversissy' again, he'll be replying to himself about his split personality til the wee hours (or he rolls back over to start gooning again)
>>153080617He probably doesn't want a title given to him by a monarch.
>>153080452fuck sake you've riled him up
>>153080675Based Canuck at it again
>>153079095Why Palmer and not the better player Morgan Rogers?
>>153080760because morgan rogers sounds like someone better suited for plundering and sailing the high seas
>pep playing S team>they're 2 nil down against some nordic part time plumbers???
>>153081189>Max Alleyne>Ait-Nouri playing right-back for the first time in his life>S tier
he's right how can city be expected to go toe to toe with the mighty bobo glimt
CITY LOL
>>153081276>playing right-back for the first time in his lifegary neekville played the position for years how hard could it be?
>>153080018>Davinder>black
>>153080452he stopped posting after this truth nuke
CITY LMFAO IT'S SO PEPOVER
>>153081276>nooo nathaniel ACK is not playing therefore we can't beat a team of fishermen nooooo sheikh zaid give us another billion IMMEDIATELY
>>153081403Kek
>>153081461Respect Bodo Glimt.
Well looks like City need ANOTHER CB. Who's getting bought? Konsa? Mukiele? van Hecke?
>>153081494>van Hecke?my reaction seeing the city score
>>153081494You joke, but yes, they do. They're losing Ake and Stones in the summer and already lost Akanji. Both their starting CBs are dead. They are currently reliant on an academy player just because they have no one else.
City got buckbroken by United lol
It's mad because Arsenal haven't even played a side as Bodo Glimt yet in the CL. Getting their usual easy run before being humiliated.
Man United have supernatural abilities but I cant prove it. They have the ability to kick start a teams form or stop it dead.
>>153081799this is what happens when you're too late to put a carded player on "Ease off tackles" on FM
>>153081524Sounding like Arsenal
>>153082066Do Arsenal also replace their players when they get old? That's crazy
Khusanov has got to be one of the worst defenders in the prem. He just runs fast but has zero awareness.
>>153082135He was only just starting to get real minutes in ligue 1 before city bought him. He is in absolutely no way ready for the league and needs at minimum 2 more years developing in a lesser league but pep threw him in the fire last year.
>>153082085Arsenal whine about their players yeah
>>153082465Who's whining? I'm agreeing with you. They need another CB.
>>153082357The only time I saw Khusanov play at Lens was a CL game vs Arsenal where he got subbed on and gave away the most retarded penalty.
Pep schooled by three random nobody managers on the bounce. it's over.
wtf are man city retarded?
The financial rule changes next season are going to kill the small teams. Some of these clubs will lose almost a third of their budget.
Arseanal cunts
Kek that red is going to keep Frank in the job
Pep is a bald fraud who will spend another 100M on players in January
>>153083189This but Slot and £500m in the summer
Who are Man U playing in the Champions League tonight?
>>153084079I believe they are in the primetime slot on thursday
>just seen man city lost to bodø/glimt>assume they fielded their B team/youth players>its a full squadWhat happened?
>>153084169They had Max Alleyne at the back from their academy who gave up at least one goal
>>153084169alt-nurriture had to play RB please understand
Kate Scott putting on another masterclass on the post game show
>>153084169ait nouri who is a professional footballer that earns north of 100k per week, purchased for more than 30 million, can't play right back versus part time fishermen from norway. pep needs another 200m at LEAST to be able to compete.
>>153084169finished team. players given up because they know pep's given up. imagine being a mercenary team with players like rodri and haaland; seeing guys like cherki and reijnders join, no one's sticking around after this season ends
>>153084731Reminds me of when Gabriel (£150kpw, 200+ professional apps, 28 year old, NT starter) decided to pick the ball up in the box and no penalty was given because he's just a young lad still learning the game and it would have been a penalty against Arsenal who everyone is out to get. Or something.
>>153084845no one remebers that. ya seethe?
>>153079095Why are teams desperate for a penalty taker?
>>153084845great comeback lad, totally relevant as well.
>>153084895No need to cry about it pal. I was just saying it reminded me of that.
>>153084955of what? something you made up?
>>153084989>made upliterally happened
>>153084955me mentioning man city ait nouri randomly reminded you of and obscure arsenal moment that happened in the ucl 2 years ago that neither man city nor ait nouri was even remotely present in?mhm, i see
>Thank you Mr Carrick sir
>>153085044legs status?
>>153084736>Pep's given upGlad i'm not the only one wjo's noticed this
City are shit LOL!
>>153085046>rules not applying to arsenal>obscure arsenal moment
>practically every FA Cup game will be on TV>Manchester City vs Salford will be a Saturday 3pm scenariomad that You'd think Gary Neville, Scholsey, Nicky Butt's team going to the Etihad would spark some sort of interestWhy does Wrexham hog all the dick sucking? Poor Salford </3
>>153084169We broke them
>>153084736mad that Pep lost his wife for literally nothing
>>153085160>1/16- Finals
>>153085160>You'd think Gary Neville, Scholsey, Nicky Butt's team going to the Etihad would spark some sort of interestThey got battered 8-0 at the Etihad last year
>>153085212oh yeah lol
>>153085189Well yeah, people used to say "we're going to the finals!" in reference to the World Cup for example. It's less common now because "final" is the ultimate match itself, but any sort of knockout round is a "final" because the loser goes out permanently.
I hate the new CL format so much. None of league stage matches matter any more. I hate it so much.
All of this has little if anything to do with City being dogshit
>>153085274tbg it's not like the group stage format was any better. It would be best to return to the pure knockout rounds of the European Cup but UEFA don't want to lose money.
>>153085290At least the last group stage matches always had some drama. Now I have to compare the 24 league standings to fixtures that *may* matter.
>>153085311Group stage had SOME drama, but allowing 3rd placed teams to continue into the Europa League was a piss-take.
>I need another 400m more mr Sheikh saar
>>153085395>allowing 3rd placed teams to continue into the Europa League was a piss-takeagreed
Pep the fraud will try to spend his way out of a bit of trouble once again
Pep = fraudSlot = fraud Noticing a pattern?
>>153085398>>153085425no good players left to buy
>>153085311agreed, current format is too abstract for my tastes
Pep had the gall to blame injuries
>transfield
>>153085458Dave you lost.
>>153085462kek he really did didn't he
>>153085398>no messi>no kdbit's so over
>>153085454It’s shallow and pedantic
>Tottenham, in one of the worst states in the club’s modern history, are still dismantling Borussia Dortmund, the current second-placed team in the Bundesliga.a reality that brutally exposes everything you need to know about the present state of the Bauernsliga.
>>153085702It's not the present state, it's just what the bundesliga is and always will be.
>>153085702corr actually watched part of diss matchdidnt realise dortmund secons in bundes. would never have guezzex
>>153085702Frank in
>>153085702WE ALL HATE THE BLUNDERSHITGA
I want to jump on the Mexican bandwagon at the WC. Which players should I follow and what should I know about the Mexican team?There's only like Jimenez on the PL but who are some good Mexican players?
>>153085820>but who are some good Mexican players?If they were any good they would seriously have a much better World Cup record.
>>153085823I'm gonna buy a sombrero and a few bottles of Tequila and just have fun and cheer for them. Mexican F1 fans are great and I want to be a part of that culture when the WC comes. I don't care if they win or lose, but a goal or anything like that should be a riot
>>153085860NORRIS WON LMAO
>>153085852GIVE ME NORWICH OR I RETIRE
how can a country be this cucked? how are you letting this slip away?
>>153085458Kek
>>153086196slip what away?retard tried to lower police costs by banning jewish football fans from attending away game in a city with loads of mudslimes, and then when he began to realise this was being exposed he decided to claim AI told him to do it. whoops! that's a retarded excuse.
>>153086196>Not letting Jews do what they want>Expecting it to end wellHOWLING
We're in here lads>>153079365>>153079365>>153079365
Since the Premier League started in 1992 club have lost £4.99 billion between them
https://www.the-londoner.co.uk/london-is-officially-one-of-the-safest-cities-in-the-western-world/Well rorke?
