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Ullmark Edition
On the last episode of /hoc/ >>153069931
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my shorks are swimming into playoffs :)
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>>153084655
did anyone sum up what he said in that softball interview with that broad?
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Thank you Gary nothing but absolute shit games on tonight love to see it
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>>153084694
Let me ask ChatGPT for a summary
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>>153084710
ask it about bud's win over trb
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I just came to a bit shocking realization that in the span of 45+ years since 1980 there have been only 3 teams that have won multiple cups in different generations, Penguins, Lightning and Avs.

Which means that once a team's window closes after winning the cup they are very unlikely to win another one again. So judging by this pattern the next most likely winner is either one of the teams that just won already like Colorado, Vegas or Tampa or someone completely new like Minnesota and Utah.
Or Buffalo
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bud did not 1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3QrL0zXVVo

>rags
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another guy with a mental elf who miraculously recovers after a couple weeks, it's easy as pie
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i would rather die than become a fellow citizen of trb
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>>153084743
Detroit too so atleast 4 teams.
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>>153084817
swede moment
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>>153084815
They won 4 cups in the span of 12 years but they still had 6 players from their 97 roster when they won their last cup
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Sharks are currently the only NHL team with a Jewish coach
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>>153084849
Source?
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>>153084916
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>>153084879
>Jewish coach
>Black GM
>German owner

I'm sensing something but I can't figure it out. Can someone help me?
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>xhe rb discussing xis team with xim/xerself on vpns
kwab
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>>153084947
baaased
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>>153084935
that's a lot of lefties
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>>153084935
Osgood was the only one, and they traded for him back.

2008 was a new roster from 1997.
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>>153084986
True I guess they do count since their window was so long
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>they finally started ditching beanies
Should he have a word with his good friend Bedard about hair and the options available to him?
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>>153085026
yea like hair club for men
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>>153084947
This is the oc I come to /hoc/ for
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My penguins (:
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>>153085079
Are not as good as my Islanders
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How do I acquire a Adam Foote nose?
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>>153085026
Bedard will be bald by 25
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>>153085203
it may be time for offseason implants.
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My Oilies have convincingly won their last 2 games. According to linear projection fallacy, that means they will lose tonight.
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The Red Wings are having their first Italian Heritage night and I just snagged tickets. I'm pumped since theyre giving away a limited edition Carhart Italy hoodie and I'm Italian :)
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>>153085227
He ask Marchand for recommendations
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>>153085286
they're honouring bud's heritage
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>>153085286
I wish I were Italian so much
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>>153085385
KWAB
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>>153085385
im happy im not. italian homes are very loud.
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just catching up on what some of you were saying my NHL HEROES will have to endure during this olympics fiasco, I'd be surprised if half of them come back alive
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milan is a veritable war zone it's no place for our NHL HEROES
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>>153085385
i'm not
i'm french-from-france
its better than itali*n, way better than any angl*id
its nice but i get called faggot a lot
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>>153085559
>i get called faggot a lot
if the soulier fits mon ami
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>>153085559
Why did you become a Habs fan instead of Nordiques? Historically speaking, French-Canadian nationalists were Nordiques fans because they see Montreal and by extension the Habs as too accepting of the English. Do you have an Anglo-Canadian boyfriend or girlfriend?
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>>153085592
>fan
i just shit post and sometimes watch the games
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>>153085559
>french
>habs fan
>RDT_
3 strikes you're out buddy
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i beat it. not as bad as it seemed when i was younger but the constant swapping of boots sucks ass
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What game are we watching bros? I might watch the bruins and stors because national broadcast games are comfy desu :)
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>>153085717
nos habitants
then i'll switch over to stors/p00ins
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>>153085717
Me staying up for a 10 o clock start is rare as hens teeth but devils / oilers on TNT looks interesting
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kakariko up in flames
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tell me about these minestrone city wilds
are they any good? will they try cheap shots against dach?
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Gonna watch the first 2 periods of the bruins and stars and then take 10 mg of melotonin
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>>153085797
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>>153085814
Me drinking the beer
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its almost time :(
can't believe i bought into the hype of this team
canadians are lucky their teams give them no hope
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>>153085845
im a canadien and throbing with hope
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>>153085856
good for you habs bro
the only leaf org that does things right
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mon habitants...
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>the city of Hershey, PA
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Hurricanes are going to make it to the conference final and get cucked yet again by the panthers no cap
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nah we don't call holds
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>panthers
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>>153085451
I know but they are loving and have delicious food
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Will
>Swedish goaltending
hold up against the young habitants?
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>>153085717
that's the game I'm choosing as well :)
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>teds
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>>153085893
doubt
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>>153085898
Who are you rooting for? Me? I’m just going to watch it as a neutral fan :) I just hope both teams tie so they both get a point :)
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Go Sharks!
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>most dangerous lead in Hershey, PA
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>>153085878
what are the odds that the kitties make playoffs?
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>>153085913
I want to see a fun game but I hope the stars win
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>>153085927
>>153072181
>>153072181
>>153072181
pretty bad, regardless of who's polling
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>scoreless lady draw
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>>153085945
CORRECTION
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>>153085938
grim
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>>153084717
>There are a lot of /sp/ threads about sports (“victory over TRB?”, “thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?”), but none that explicitly explain a meme or concept called “Bud’s 1 over TRB.”
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>The Florida Panthers' odds of making the playoffs for the 2025-26 NHL season are projected at 42.3% by some models and 52% by others as of January 20, 2026. Their current position in the standings reflects a difficult season thus far due to significant injuries to key players.
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fucking diver
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>>153085984
Fuck you, AI
>These posts appear to be nothing more than typical /sp/ /hoc/ shitpost-style banter — threads where anonymous posters post images and answer each other with in-jokes, insults, and brief comments about wins/losses without an explanation.

>There’s no archived discussion thread that provides a narrative — e.g., an event called “Chilly Easter Evening 2022” tied to Bud beating TRB. There’s also no evidence the phrase is a known meme outside that kind of banter.
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>>153085988
ikr our proud hasbs never dive
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>>153086009
pizza man got a penalty last game for getting tripped
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>>153085988
Rule 61 – Slashing
61.1 Slashing - Slashing is the act of a player swinging his stick at an
opponent, whether contact is made or not. Non-aggressive stick
contact to the pant or front of the shin pads, should not be penalized
as slashing.
>Any forceful or powerful chop with the stick on an opponent’s body, the opponent’s stick, or on or near the opponent’s hands that, in the judgment of the Referee, is not an attempt to play the puck, shall be penalized as slashing.
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>>153086005
bubblin' kwab
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merde
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Slaf was held in the first minute of the game, no call
Habs absolutely dominate for 10 minutes
Bullshit call on Danault
0-1
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>>153084849
That’s still two different eras with a different core except for Lidstrom. In the NFL the Patriots sb wins with Brady are considered two different eras/teams
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>>153085987
Fucking nerds
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DROP THE GODDAMN PUCK
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DESU
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>>153086066
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Rantanen is out
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>>153086066
it's coming out of the freezer right now
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DANAULT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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My core doesn't look so good
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my sharkies :)
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mikko is out fellas
easy win for the bruies
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>>153086082
good
as he played the jlmis at home yet?
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>most dangerous draws
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>>153086082
but he'll be back for milan
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that's the stuff
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>>153086031
Gary doesn't want a strong team in Canada. This is why Oilers and Leafs were sabotaged. This is why the Jets were sabotaged. Habs are next up for a screw job.
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>*blasts the puck from the blue line*
>*puck goes over the tendies head into the glass*
>*looks at the blade of my stick*
>*drinks Gatorade*
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>>153086109
he tried to sabotage the goalies earlier bit the power of frenship won
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>>153086114
atta boy anon
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>mild
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scaar My Habs
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CARRIER BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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i need to stock up on carrier memes if he starts scoring every game
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I’m going to go the concession stand and get some shelled peanuts and a beer, what do you guys want
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>>153086178
get some pizza please. I'll venmo you back
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>>153086178
get me one those sick loaded hot dogs with a beer
ill pay you back
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>>153086178
popcorn with extra butter (oil)
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>>153086178
A candied apple and some cotton candy
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>>153086178
Popcorn and Dr. Pepper. Do you accept Paypal?
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>>153086109
Gary is dying for a canacuck team to get a Cup, retard. Too bad all 7 are run by retards.
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>>153086184
>>153086189
>>153086195
Don’t worry bros it’s on me
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>>153086194
why'd she ruin it?
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Reminder Linus sucks on and off the ice
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any opinions on the sabres to win? +115. i think it is a back to back for them, though.
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>>153086219
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>>153086189
All they had were 25 oz cans of bud light so I got us 10 cans, should last for the first two periods
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>>153086241
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>>153086241
neat
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>>153086241
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>>153086219
Based. I'll remember to get something for you when the time comes for me to go out.
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>>153086211
If only this were true.
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>>153086262
canacuck fans are retards, too

NO CUPS EVER, DESPITE GARY'S HELP
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Stars player dryhumping a Bruins player
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>>153086262
whether gary hates you or not, the fact the flames refuse to rebuild proves why leaf teams are shit
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>>153086290
Heated Rivalry getting to them
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My hurricanes would have had 10-12 SoG against both these shit teams and be losing by 1 point by now
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>>153086296
This proves how retarded you are fatass. The Flames are in the middle of a rebuild. The Canucks are entering one right now. What planet do you live on? And no, not your belly even though it's the size of a planet
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Bagels !!!!
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Yeah just leave Guentzel open. That’ll workout.
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>the city of Saint Joe
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>>153086368
Raped retard
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>>153086345
the fuck would you know bitch boy, go suck more Muslim cock
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>>153086345
Chris drury sent me to planet retool
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Why do some sports gives the girls the ick
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>>153086379
Kwab.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>153086381
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>making up a penalty because some bitch is made of glass and injured himself colliding with air
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>>153086399
wtf
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Zadorov a blockhead
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2000 years ago budimus maximus won victory over trbicus
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pp strong
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do you think julius caesar knew bud's ancestor
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>>153086445
>attended CVNY
>had Cleopatra goblet
>worked long hours sailing the warboat during summer
>gave trb the athenian boy treatment
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HUTSON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Demidov is a fucking god
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but
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BUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>153086487
>had Cleopatra goblet
kek
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pater opened my damned parcel
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>1.000% save percentage
>50 points in 49 games
>can snipe from the office
what a fuckin unit
possibly a better hockey player than mcjeesus or mckinnon
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>only 10 shots on net
What the fuck is their problem lately?
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nah we don't call high sticks
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I’ve never seen a coach get a penalty for batting a puck that’s out of play.
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bruins need 2 more goals if they want to have any chance tonight
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I'm glad I can watch the Tampa SJ game and not the Habs game on cable I pay for
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>>153086503
>>153086507
>>153086511
What is but?
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are ya growing the game son?
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>>153086608
whadya mean bud?
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refs...
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officiating jews at it again
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can we just hang the refs already?
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absolutely abhorrent officiating
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>>153086604
Purchase the NHL network on demand; no blackouts and all the news and highlights you need!
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maybe the worst call of the year so far
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>Refs are blaming ghosts for the tripping.
>They don't know they're all hanging out at the Old Forum
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fuck you gary
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absolute retard shit right there reminder it's morally good to attack referees in public and directly harm their person
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that's unironically the worst call I've seen in 4 years
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problème?
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AGAIN
FUCKIN ICE JANNIES
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>>153086640
Not today, Gary
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>>153086646
But who will officiate your son's junior hockey game?
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this ref should be executed live on the ice tbqhwyf
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>>153086666
Paul
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>>153086666
CHEQUE'D
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>>153086666
fu66666::::)
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>>153086673
I think Gary requires under a 0.08% to ref
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NFL-tier refs
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If they score on this 20s of remaining pp time there might be a riot
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hahahahahahahaha
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>>153086712
Embarrassing.
For the entire league.
The head office should be able to call this shit back.
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>>153086712
there's a sniper in the rafters
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>>153086712
show me the parallax angle
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>>153086712
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>>153086712
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>>153086712
2 minutes for witchcraft
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>>153086712
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I'm convinced there will be no soft makeup call
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didn't even call that high stick on Suzuki lmfao
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that's not a real makeup call
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>>153086862
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SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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>>153086954
r*sskis are so zesty
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>>153086862
It's climate change.
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a tad heated
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Buffalo strong.
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actually you're allowed to trip Dobes
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this is some real jewish shit going on
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>boos you to death
heh... nothing personal reffie
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>>153086977
They should show him episodes of Mayday
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ANOTHER PHANTOM CALL ON HUTSON
these reffies are betting men, bettman's mans
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>>153087027
>it's always a human error
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I'm serious that refs should be murdered you should actually send this in as a tip to the RCMP
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>>153087049
I always thought it was Mountain Police not Mounted I think Mountain sounds cooler
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>>153087035
Ah but the trick is figuring out which humans are guilty of which error
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Why are refs allowed to be so blatant against Canadian teams
It happens all the time
It's pathetic, and I feel bad for anyone who takes this "sport" seriously.
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should all be murdered horrifically
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>>153087072
tbf that's the only time of the season I've seen something this blatant, not only once but twice and to the same player
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Jesus what a couple of saves by Askarov. Kucherov is going to lose his shit.
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why go over there an apologize to Hutson if you're not going to give a softie makeup call and call ANOTHER phantom on him absolutely retarded
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took a shower, why didn't Dobes make a save this time???
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>>153087064
Reminder that the RCMP are an occupation force used to oppress Alberta
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>>153087127
because it was 5v3, 48 had just came back from his phantom holding penalty
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>>153086968
>not just taking the game to Miami for a proper indoor game
>or UNF at Jacksonville
>or any indoor stadium in Florida
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>>153087145
how many meters was he away from the player this time?
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So what’s the deal with skidmarks did he really sell out the team for dining on bearded clam while on the road?
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Why are the Wild so shit at faceoffs
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>>153087166
How does he not petition to have a name change
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>>153087133
That's really not good if that's true I don't want people to be oppressed
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>>153087181
I don't defend his goaltending, it's that I'm pissed at the refs
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>>153087200
That's why it would be cooler if they were the mountain police since they would oppress BC instead
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>shorks
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>tfw have to wait for this godawful dallas/boston shannonfest to end before the Oilers game starts
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>Brandon Bagina
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scaaaar Habs
goodbye refs
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT GOOOÒOOOOAL GAUFIELD
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
GOAL CAUFIELD
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et le buuut!
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redeemed
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>"Wall"stedt
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now they can't chew out the refs
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>extra puck in Hershey
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>>153087249
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How dare Gorton draft back-to-back-to-back busts for >us and elite players for the Habs
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I’ll be back I gotta take a huge Swayman
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>swaym6n
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Next year Kaprizov will make $10M more than the next closest forward on the Mild
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Insane shot by robertson
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my dabres? :)
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>>153087211
Oppression aside I think it would just be a really fucking cool police unit
(This is AI)
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habs twitter talking shit to Bill Guerin lol
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>the fucking city of motherfucking Bahstahn
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kino finish go habs
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>>153087310
based
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>>153087283
Does the rags even develop youth or are they still using the old buster 9000 on them?
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>>153087310
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>>153087300
4th in the Atlantic with a win
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What does he do?
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and yes the little ziglet did get another 2 points I thought you'd never ask
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>>153087349
dry hongcouver pussy
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Why isn't the Minnesota guy sperging out? Did he get b& again
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>>153087349
Cry tears of joy for not being in Vancouver as captain.
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>>153087364
He good I hope they trade him
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>>153087211
>>153087200
if alberta and bc were a province that matters they wouldn't need rcmp
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>>153087389
He's disappeared since that somalian daycare fraud scandal hit. Really makes me think.
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>>153087451
This is why this country is breaking up
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a lot of wackos were banned a few days ago because of a can/us heated final in an international event
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what's his new name?
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>>153087484
sauce?
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>>153087472
maritimes and natives need rcmp though
they would implode without it
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>>153087497
FEZ?
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>tune in for rags/kongs
>broadcast hasnt started yet because of this shit bruins stars game
>stars up 6-2 with 5 minutes left
>boston decides now is the time to start playing
>last 5 minutes is taking forever because of it
Boring
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>>153087497
Wilder Valderamma
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>>153087505
actually no we don't need the rcmp to shoot wildly at more fire stations
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>>153087506
Kek I was gonna say that but I didnt think anyone would get it
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And then TNT takes a commercial break with 2 minutes left. Fucking retarded.
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how can someone voluntarily watch rangers-kings and still have a low tolerance for things that are boring
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>>153087506
>>153087531
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>>153087497
darhan jumajeet
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oh great a tsn feed for my debbies tonight, can't wait for 90% of the commercials to feature interracial couples
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>rags
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>rags
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GOOD EVENING LOS ANGELES!!!!
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wow, that goal was sure quick!
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why are the Oilers playing at pacific time?
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>TNT finally switches to the rags game
>they are down 1-0 a minute in
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>>153087584
Better for European fans :)
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>>153087563
Why dont you use all that money you save by illegally streaming the games and buy someone who gives a fuck.
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>>153087584
It's on TNT I believe and for some retarded reason TNT always starts the broadcast of first half of the double header at 7:30 Eastern
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>>153087591
>not watching the MSG feed
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START THE FUCKING GAME GARY
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when it's not a casual buddy-buddy conversation this nigga is just plain dumbfounded
why is he still employed?
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>>153087611
tradition
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>>153087611
Colour commentators are just kickbacks for good ol' boys.
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>>153087591
It was 18 seconds
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>>153087605
>buy someone
i know it may not be true in new delhi, but in the civilized world, that is illegal
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I feel inclusive and enriched :) Go Oilers
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this is your land
no you can't have it back
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chuggies looking more inbred than usual i wonder why
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Uh, Sabres sisters?
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Kek US anthem getting boo'd in Edmonton.
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Reddit game threads are more fun now to post in during games than /hoc/ is.
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>>153087654
i was wondering what was taking the game so long to start
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>booing the American anthem
>falling it up with this
My fucking sides.
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>>153087678
this was debunked
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i miss the connor brown and evander kane lamborghini joyrides :(
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>>153087665
in Canada they are giving land back to the injuns even if normal people have homes on the land
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>>153087677
good
if these niggas we're your neighboor, ypu'd do worse
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feels like winnipeg is going to blow this
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>>153087678
go back then faggot
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>>153087693
Looks like they will be our neighbors soon :(
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>>153087686
Imagine a thread where all the people are reacting to the same game you are and you don't have to filter through a bunch of calgary flames garbage to find the single post about your game. It's paradise.
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>>153087704
Lapland is rightful american clay
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imagine several pots of gardenias that aren't dead
kwab go flames
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>>153087704
jihad their asses while you still can :)
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>>153087707
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mcbitchvid unmotivated as usual
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why aren't both Caufield and Hutson on Team USA
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>>153087691
yeah but a different kind of indian
a smellier kind
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>rags
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>>153087704
jesper gronkjaer is american
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>>153087704
don't worry nato will monitor the situation closely while they all express strong disapproval
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They need to allow suspensions for embellishments.

Robertson slashed the Kings guy in the thigh, and then the kind straight up dove on Robertson's stick.

I can understand that being called live, but on re0lay that is a hilariously egregious dive.

Downvotes from people who dont want to admit sometimes the refs fuck up. Watch it again. Clear dive.
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>>153087677
mega based. everyone I know hates Americans
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Hymen should score 4 goals this game
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>>153087753
Hutson is too canadian, Caufield might be too unidimentional
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Those really are sick skates
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>>153087775
i'd clean up a creampie from an american pussy for a green card
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Cool whip
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why isn't the suicide rate higher in edmonton?
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I'm betting heavily against the Oilers, they never win 3 in a row
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Should Mcdavid become a music producer?
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The Sabres are quietly blowing a 4-0 lead
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My Connor Brown :)
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Bro announcing the devils oilers game said “well obviously we know the matchup of this one .. mcdavid vs hughes”… like seriously dude, Jack has 11 goals you’re going to need to stop pretending he’s this super star eventually
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>>153087824
they got that water park in the mall
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>>153087824
Booze is cheap and plentiful over there. They love their Canadian Rye and Corn.
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>>153087845
Hughes isnt even the best jew in this game
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>>153087843
bitch nigga bouchard couldn't take a small paycut to keep brownie in the organization
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>>153087815
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Byfield might even worse than Laf
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>>153087873
Bouchard is underpaid
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>>153087869
who is the best jew
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>>153087895
(you)
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>>153087895
chychrun
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>>153087895
someone with african roots so darnell nurse
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Will Oilers finally win 3x in a row tonight?
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>>153087919
Yes, tonight is the night
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>kongs
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>rags?
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my dabres! :D
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This oilers team is lethargic. That anthem sucked the life out of them.
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zero(0) chemistry between the oilers despite all the gay sex
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>>153087895
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>>153087942
Starting an hour and half after a normal puck drop does that to you
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Montreal Monkeys. I HATE EM
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Podsy!! :)
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>>153087962
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>>153088019
Both teams handshaking garytime, based
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>Our Lord and Savior
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>the Sheppard of Souls
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Why do my Oilies have 17 penalty minutes in the first period
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Knoblauch's a fucken pussy. Jay Woodcroft wouldn't have let that slide.
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>refs actually calling an instigating penalty

This is why I bet against Edmonton
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>>153088061
Chimps
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Goaltenders should be de-barked when they retire so we don't have to listen to them pretend to be hockey players on TV
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>>153086954
Gary doesnt want the goalies fighting
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How tf do you fix the Rags?
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>>153088139
Dump the front office into the Hudson
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bowman should trade for evander kane back dude used to put fear into everyone
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always so deep in thought, bob...
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>>153088181
Thinking about his next 24 pack.
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>>153088201
Gary Bettman, Indiana
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>>153088201
somebody should pee on this sign
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>>153088233
some already have, how much urine will slake your thirst?
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>wags
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Eddie olczchk won’t stop crying about the mcdavid hit this guy is always bitching about something
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>>153088253
He sucks
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>>153088201
we know
you're a good little goy eating his shit right from his ass
>does piggy want another cup? open wide
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>>153088139
unfortunately it does not look like the answer was "trade for JT Miller"
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my debbies scaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!
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This game isn't fair. The Devils got rid of Luke Hughes before this game so the Oilers won't have him putting the puck in his own net
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Gritzky in oil country vibes
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GG Stars
You were too strong tonight :)
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welcome back 5KINNGOD
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Our Debbie’s (:
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Byfield is ultra ass
>0-7 from the dot
>missed the net on a breakaway, leading to a Rangers goal
>lost his man off the faceoff, leading to the second Rangers goal
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
Savoie!! :)
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>>153088350
Raped retard
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CUP CHAMPS CUP CHAMPS
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Devils might not be good but at least they’re consistent
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>>153088348
All he had to do was dump the damn puck
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connor mcghost
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my debbies :)
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calvin pickard would have made that save btw
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>R4GS
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Holy FUCK Jarry
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>glass getting completely molested
>no penalty whatsoever called
>breaks free
>gets the goal
pottery. fuck the soilers.
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>>153088465
be careful! the ice is slippery
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four first overalls in six years.
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>>153088479
sometimes I forget that Taylor Hall hasn't retired
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Odd how I’ve seen like a billion hockey games but never saw a player get busted jumping outta the penalty box a second or 2 too soon you’d think it’d be bound to happen eventually
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>153088493
Lmao Taylor Hall
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>>153088501
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now that the dust has settled...which one is a bigger kwab?
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>>153088479
Imagine if a team ended up with Hamrlik, Daigle, Jovanovski and Thornton. Also, the debbies have won the lottery the same number of times as Edmonton
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>>153088513
The frog thinking Lafreniere unbusted.
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>>153088495
did they push aside the attendant? That's a Gary offense.
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*curb your enthusiasm theme*
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i wonder how the other side of the internet is doing...
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>>153088528
Laf is Taylor Hall 2.0, which is an improvement from Daigle 2.0
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>>153088548
Yak actually outscored Laf as a rookie despite playing 8 fewer games
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The US Women's Ice Hockey team has a better shot at gold than our Men's team
>and that's not news
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kill yourself trb
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>>153088555
Laf is good when he gives a fuck
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>>153088770
>51.4% of the NHL is a registered voter in the US

I think your country is broken
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EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
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>>153088788
I think yours needs more immigrants
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>>153088815
I'm just saying, I don't think that 51.4% of the NHL are US citizens
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he hit the post. if he scored the game would be tied
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>bullshit
>bullshit
>bullshit
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>>153088788
While it's not stated in the image, presumably it only counts players how are both U.S. citizens and registered to vote and is not the registered political party allegiance for every NHL player including the ones who are not US citizens.
The independent category (where you got your 51.4% figure) are not non-US citizens, but are ones who are not registered with any party.
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>rags
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>>153088826
>canadian graph reading

"Independent" is a separate voter registration, pretty common with younger people, like I vote straight ticket lib but when I registered in this state I thought I was too cool to just say democrat to another human being so I said independent. Anyone who isn't a citizen or never registered to vote simply wouldn't be included
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>1 shot on goal
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Byfield just won his first faceoff in 12 tries
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>>153088880
>>153088899
So what you're saying is that the graph is inaccurate since American citizens are a clear minority of the NHL
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didn't watch these shit teams today desu. same with tomorrow
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>>153088905
He misses Draisaitl. The rivalry has become lukewarm
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Byfield lost his 12th faceoff in 13 attempts
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>>153088770
why did they only count 24 states?
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Gary has definitely activated the magnets. Oilers should be up 5-2 by now
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>Be a Stanley Cup contender
>Can't score on Jake Allen
Really?
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>>153088947
Not all states register voters by party
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>>153088965
the avs are playing tonight?
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>>153088965
They aren't allowed to win 3 games in a row this year
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>>153088965
your entire team got bitched by former oilers mascot vincent desharnais
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>>153088922
No.
>>153088947
No players are registered to vote in the remaining 26 states or are registered in states that don't record party affiliation.
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after this game, i'm taking celebrini over mcghost for having the lowest of lows among superstars
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>>153088985
so its a half assed graph that says most of the players dont give a fuck about politics. wow such deep insight.
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>9 two game win streaks
>0 three game win streaks

ELITE
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>>153088993
So you didn't watch the game.
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>>153088993
>i'm taking celebrini
giwtwm
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>>153089004
It doesn't say that at all.
If it included what percentage of US citizens were registered to vote, that might indicate whether US NHL players care about politics, but it doesn't, it's simply a party affiliation percentage for the US citizens who are registered to vote and for whom that information is publicly available.

The only thing you can take away from this is that broadly speaking US NHL and MLB players are more conservative than US players in the other 2.77 sports.
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>>153087919
Answer was no. Fraud team.
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patch bros
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>>153087825
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my debbies :)
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>>153089065
>>153088343
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Fucking retardrd rags players are going to say they played a good game now because they got within 1 goal with 27 seconds left in the game
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>NOchek
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>>153089076
>New letter arrives: Hey gang, looks like things aren't so bad after all. Cancelling the retool.
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>>153089076
Sad
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Guys, everyone is laughing at our sport due to the phantom call...
We are the laughing stock of the sports world.
Even cricket is shitting on us.
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>>153089146
NHL refs are a joke but unfortunately the NHLOA knows where the bodies are buried so they have complete control over the NHL

>cricket is shitting

Well that's what they do.
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>>153089146
good for montreal
good for /hoc/
good for /sp/
good for canada
the good guys always win
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>>153089157
when are you going back to rehab?
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>>153089076
really the funniest outcome
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>>153089196
i'm stronger now
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>>153089157
Habs had a good win. The Jets actually won a game.. wow against the Blues. LOL
And the Oilers are fucking trash as usual.
Best game of the night was Habs and the Wild
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>>153089299
The best game of the night was that complete fiasco when the NHL refs embarrassed the sport in front of the whole world, after it just got a major boost in popularity? Now that's one of the takes of all time. The one good thing about that fucking game is that the Habs won and the Kwabsota lost. Otherwise we all would have sat here sad and angry. And when I say all, I mean those who have a brain.
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>>153089546
the habs suck bud
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>>153089573
still beat the mild even after egregious refpuck
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>>153089573
I don't cheer for them, I don't even like em
>frogs
but it goes deeper than good guys win bad guys lose
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>>153089588
checké
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we support the mild here
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lmao no
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contenders: avs, lightning, stars
pretenders: wings, canes, wild

not even half the teams that will make the playoffs are worth thinking about
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>>153089627
>stars
one decent win this month
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>>153089627
>>
you think i'm pretty
you think i'm pretty cool
ya wanna fuck me
i know, most people do
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>>153089692
we come on here to talk the talk
but none of us can walk the walk;
we like to chirp and like to hate
but none of us can even skate;
so on this board we /hoc/ the /hoc/.
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good morning /hoc/
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>I've struggled with mental health since I got traded from Boston
>I only got paid $33,000,000 dollars over the next 4 years
>waaaahhhh waaahhhhh
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>>153089885
people are allowed to have struggles anon
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none of his teamates will ever trust him again after he ratted them out to his wife
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>>153089989
well yes he may be a douche (I believe this is still entangled in hearsay in rumor) but nevertheless
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>>153089989
Actually his wife took care of that, she made sure nobody felt betrayed.
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>>153089989
guaranteed that half the wives already knew and don't give a fuck
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>>153089954
>have I wasted 10 years of my and my wife's life on playing hockey?
Jesus, what a twat. What a fucking twat. He don't have to worry about one fucking thing for the rest of his life because he's a hockey player and is making millions of dollars. He earns more money in 1 week than I have earned in 7 years.

Fuck him and fuck his struggles. I'm going to hope he commits suicide. What a fucking cunt.
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>>153090064
>He earns more money in 1 week than I have earned in 7 years
Paper route that bad, huh?
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>>153090082
I have a slightly above average industrial salary. Not great, not terrible.
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>>153090131
Don't be mad at Linus just because you're a loser who's made than 20k a year for the last 7 years.
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>>153090146
You interpreted it that way because you're retarded.
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>>153090146
>>153090198
>Linus' face when
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>>153090198
There's no other way to interpret it. Ullmark makes 158k a week. Over 7 years that 22k a year. You're a loser that has made less than that for 7 years. I made more than that working in fast food 2 decades ago as a teenager. There's no reason to be mad at him because you're a waste of oxygen.
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>>153090284
>There's no other way to interpret it
Yes it is. My issue with him is that he's a whiny bitch, and that has nothing to do with me or my life.

And to make it clear, I meant my savings. I have $145000 in the bank. I had $1000 7 years ago. I've of course earned more money than that.
>>
Does anyone here actually watch the KHL? I'm interested in following it and have arbitrarily chosen Admiral Vladivostok in the far east because their home games align well with my free hours.
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>>153090417
No, I have a sense of integrity, self respect and moral values.
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>>153090358
Your issue with him that you clearly explained is that he makes more in a week than you have in 7 years. And no you didn't mean your savings, you meant you have a shit job and are a loser, and your mad that Ullmark is richer than you
>>153090421
>integrity
You don't know what that means, you liar.
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Anonymous image board
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>>153090424
>Your issue with him that you clearly explained is that he makes more in a week than you have in 7 years.
Ok, you have a low IQ. No point in continuing the discussion.
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>>153090533
>>153090533



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