Formerly /heem/: >>153080382
>>153087503The G stands for GAY
Careful OP you’ll upset the bongs with terminal JDS
For me it’s Lucrative James, the most insightful and profitable man in the UFC content creator space.
>>153087780>anons bitch and moan about gambling being degenerate >half of heembedded was gambling shit lmao stay mad anti-gambling faggots
Wild news for the sport of MMA!
six inches is not that big
i will not allow most of u to watch the upcoming ufc event
FIGHT MATCHUP UPDATE! shocking sub but he is hurt wow! Hope he is better soon thats my favorite fighter
New rule for Paramount should be if its gonna be a no contest they have an impromptu power slap match instead to decide the winner
jdudges? imein wut ur thots on dis?
My favorite Harry Potter book is Goblet of Fire.
>>153087885Judges won’t matter. Fight isn’t going five rounds
non harry potter fans are just mma guru fans
>>153087885>the ref that always stops it early>the three judges behind every robbery togetherWhat is Vegas planning?
>>153087931Thank you, Anon!
>>153087931A few years ago I had a r/mma account and got permanently banned for calling someone a faggot for posting about his emotions and how difficult it was for him to watch Whittaker lose to Izzy
I can just tell that these hairy potter faggots dont train. Grow up and get a real hobby
now do r/mmapoliticsandculture
Wo those rules are really good can we adopt then
K-1 is better than goyimfightleague (ufc)
The winner takes it all (takes it allllll)The liser has to fall (has to faaallllll)It's so simple and so plain (soooo plaaaaiiinn)Why should I complain (why complaiiiiiinnnnnn)
>agree to not say word>say word>wtf why are you kicking me out
>>153087931>>153087950>>153087968>>153087993>>153088021Mad Reddit bitch
haha what if instead of it being called reddit it was called reddat?
Gathje = SpikeoutPaddy = Skyrim
Paddy has been looking fucking unstoppable since whatever man. I don't give a fuck
Bon Gamin threw 3 jabs, asspinal cowered in fear
>Technique and Training Thread - serious thread for those who trainWhy do we not have this? Posters like myself shouldnt have to deal with the vast majority of you. Until youve been in the cage politely shut the fuck up in /heem/
>>153088126You know you love me baby
I only fight in rings, not crotch sniffing cages
>>153088126thats more fitness related. maek the thread
>>153088134one bad dude right here. knuck or nothing
>>153088145The only thread on /fit/ that doesnt take 4 days to die is the general for fat people. Its a wasteland over there
>>153088126In the time it takes you to fight one match I can watch 3 fights simultanesouly and learn from all of them. I know more as an observer
>>153088126your mom put my wiener in a cage
>>153088126I think you should go back to reddat
>>153088039>>153088043>>153088076>>153088095>>153088104please read the reddit/4chan rules. no n-word please, dont be a fucking sand n word, you hear me faggot? no sand n words in this peaceful reddit/4chan. we must love not hate. and leheckin white house card is for fascists!
what's spergy sperging about
>>153088159be the change. how did jon jones get his bentley home? he got behind the wheel and drove.
I've made a novel observation. Paddy drops his hands when throwing and might get caught with a punch. Look out for this as it may lead to a knockout. Look out for his hands low. Look out for the punch. Look out for whatever may come. I'm observant, I saw that. I see spirits too, or auras or whatever. Paddy has a pale yellow aura with a pink centre and Gaethje's is a vibrant ruddy rust brown. These are the sort of frequencies they are working with. The fight will play out like this: Gaethje lands the big punch as Paddy lowered his hands. Marc Goddard steps in and stops the fight even though Paddy is probably fine
so many gay posts on here. a lot of you guys are real faggots without mma on
>>153088216Come out the ash like a phoenix. Come out the ass like a penis
>>153087768PATRICIAN taste
>faggot retard is so assblasted because he couldn't make his tranny thread that he's spamming his reddit memes on this oneKEEEEEEEK i own your puny reddit peanut brain, keep spamming MONKEY BOY!
Am I the only one thinking Gaethje beats an unranked level fighter?I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
>>153088160>>153088161>>153088173Hows it feel knowing you ever say this shit to my face im gonna let you set up a triangle just to powerbomb your puny asses
Ariel gets a lot of hate but I think new york Rick doesnt get the hate he deserves. Bitch is always stern yet blatantly wrong all the time somehow. I watch because Ariel is genuinely good at his job, but man it's becoming hard to tolerate bozo rick and the one that's audio only especially on when listening to their boxing takes
>>153088294i dig the bald dude. seems like a real nigga's nigga
i have an associate thats heen featured on at least one possibly a couple mma betting podcasts i think ill be taking his word on this weekends card before you cretins
>>153088280I can't do triangles anymore ever since your mom put a cage around my wiener
>>153088270I’m surprised the betting market is so heavily on Paddy. I see it as a slight lean to Paddy. Market says 70% Paddy.
>>153088299the only real one
>>153088294Is this a real person or are you making up New York Rick
>>153088325I’ll listen to your friend if and only if it’s Lucrative James, the best MMA handicapper on YouTube
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/JbUwqjAXApE
>>153088439No ones watching your british slop, faggot.Kill yourself SERIOUSLY
>>153088454Sorry you hate money bro
>>153088454stfu
>>153088439are jameseh
ACK!!!!
Favorite round? For me it’s Schnell-Sumadaerji round 2
it's almost a decade since canada was relevant in mma
>>153088518BODIED THAT UGLY FREAK
>>153088512
>>153088518HEEEEEEEEEM
The Bringer of car crashes vs Some scouse ladYeah I know where my money's at if I had any to bet with
people really think paddy will submit justin when he couldn't sub tony (who had just gotten subbed by king green) and took him to a decision. paddy was losing to chandler before chandler just gassed out, and this was chandler after wasting his time waiting for mcgregor
>>153088418first of all i said associate second i just checked and he said lucrative james is kind of a joke
>gaethje submits paddy
>>153088557garth has the worst ground game in ufc if garth gets put on his back at any point the fight is over unless it happens with like 12 seconds left in the round paddy is also gonna be way bigger and stronger than garth
>>153088570Your friend is an idiot. He could learn a thing or two from Lucrative James
>>153088557>MMA math why does /heem/ do this every week despite literally always being wrong when they do it
>>153088592 8% roi which im certain outranks not so lucrative in the least bit james
>THE BRITISH FAGGOT SAID TO BET ON THE BRITISH FIGHTER SO LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!!!!
>>153088608matchups make fights
>Intelamerican here. Ilia vs Islam is happening. Can't go into much detail, too many people around. Dana's forcing Ali's hand to let the fight happen. It's payment for granting Gaethje the interim title shot against Paddy instead of Arman.
Lugubrious James said all the fights are gonna suck
>>153088608if you have a close fight with 0-6 Tony Ferguson you are not a top level fighter, its as simple as that.
yogart week
I don't watch ariel because he is a dirty money grubbing rat, his rat shnouze takes up 90% of the screen, barely can see anything in the video i am afraid.
>>153088682We don’t tolerate antisemitism here
it's just an ingrown hair bro
Its just 5AM yet again "bro"
>>153088668If you don't finish Chandler you are not a top level fighter, its as simple as thatWhy do people still think Garth is good? He's gonna get finished (again) and leave the gloves on the monster logo
>>153088727don't make fun of the scot tranny she is jobless and lives in a basement
Tardspinal humiliated britain when he cowered in fear against Gane, only Paddy can save that ship so i can understand why England is riding behind him hard in this fight, obviously there is a dark cloud above him like the nepotism and the UFC favors granting him easy matchups.Crotchsniffing King Green is not a good win, he is a striker, a good win would be heeming King Green, this is a big issue with Paddy, he didn't gather any experience with this.Here are the nightmare gatekeepers Paddy would have gotten had he not been a projectFernandesManuel TorresBahamondesThese 3 would have exposed him or at least made him surpass himself to be a real fighter instead of a phony
>>153087837didn't they get rid of reddit gold years ago
bong derangement is rife among the heemtards this week
Bong derangement is when you win and have a functional circadian rhythm
>>153088727it's okay he's had a lot of funny posts since he's been posting here all day such as
Scousers don't consider themselves to be English. i saw a video concerning this matter this means Paddy is not English
>>153088784inbred ugly freaks
Weren't the Bongs supposed to be nation banned because 4chan doesn't have a loicense? Why the fuck are they still here
>>153088766
>>153088784Sadly true, i am afraid albeitever fear in dismal display
>>153088801Anglos still ride with Gane secretly, guarantee you they were rooting for Gane in the aspinal fight
>>153088801Severe JDS from this poster
>>153088784People make fun of all the mutts in America but holy shit England is on another level with the ugly genetic mishaps
>>153088801you're gonna look real stupid posting this when Gane wins the rematch
>>153088820I hate Gane but still picked him to win that fight. Aspinall is the most overrated fighter of the last decade
>>153088825I read somewhere that they have 3rd world levels of inbreeding, that's what causes it, they all be ''shagging'' their sisters innit lad
he really did think movsar was a bong
>>153088801the best part of gane-jones besides bongs all being confidently wrong was how all of /heem/ burgers included said gane would be way bigger lol. then on media day jon looked chubby and they all thought it meant gane would smoke him
blud stayed up all night yappin' on r/heem
>>153088646>Intelamericanlmao intel in current year just give up and go buy an AMD
Gane is a student of the game, unpolished still which means sky is the limit to his potential
OOOOOOOOOH REDDIT GOT HEEMED
jones mogs this lil nigga
Bo Nickal? Now that's a fighter
>big fight week>first fight in over a month>no posts for over 15 minutesdead general dead sport
A$AP Paddy getting the job done yessir
>>153089101wgaf you socially starved woman ass faggot. watch the heems or don't
>>153089101Gatehje vs Paddeh baby
>>153089112you guys project a lot
>>153089117i'm not the one counting posts and whining for more activity for dopamine hits you fucking loser
324 on paramount will be a disaster. cap this. stream will crash multiple times. buffering, poor picture quality, audio not synced, etc.
>>153089101first two are false
>>153089128Good thing the card is so shit no one will care
I’ve been kind of tuned out of this sport for the last month when the fuck did he get this fat again nigga looks like shit
>anon calls very good card a shit cardle epic 4chan dot org contrarian XD
The Ultimate Fighting Championship has never aired a good card.
>>153088757Man circle beards get my blood boilin with seething rage. Not square goatees, just when the goatee is shaped like a circle. Then his oaff build on top of that, I'm praying for his downfall.
ricky turcios vs cameron smotherman is a bbbbarn burner
its a shitty fucking card punctuated by an interim title fight between two guys that have no business being in the top 5 and a comain between two guys that are gonna go the rest of their careers without sniffing the belt. youre excited because youve been waiting for 6 weeks like a puppy. keep lapping up danas milk puppy
>>153088646>>153088646clitia topiggia is still sufferin from xer jaidaddy's pozzin I fear!!
It's a very good card. You're just miserable
>>153089187yet here you are, spending your valuable free time talking about this >shitty fucking card how strange!
Ilia Topuria has never been knocked out.
Favorite jobber? Mine is KING Green
>i'll post malding contrarian opinions so everyone knows how smart and above it all i am>yeah...that'll be choice
Pick ONE (1) underdog who will win Saturday
it really isn't that good of a card
>>153089211It is interesting to observe how Ilia dealt with adversity during his come up compared to Islam... Ilia's chin and recovery is on another level.VOLUMES...
>>153089243stupid that this fight will never happen155 champs are the fucking worstwin the belt then basically retire
>>153089240hmm i'll have to consult my boy lucrative james first
>>153089220im gonna get home from sparring, take a nap, have a friend call me when bukkake walks out, go to bed after the umar fight. how strange indeed. get raped
>>153089243oh dear....
lubricated james is too busy getting his pigbussy stuffed and packed by the Pakdaddies Starmdaddy let in
>withholding (You)s cuz your a pussy ass bitch
>>153089251>training combat sports when you're not a professional fighterlmao everyone laugh at this retard. enjoy your concussions and CTE bud
Clear how so many of you don't train. I know the skilled fighters. You know who dana wants you to know. Its truly sincerely pathetic on your behalf
>>153089240Lewis is 12-7 as a dog. Waldo overrated AF, Lewis could win for sure
>>153089272
>>153089211Ilia cowered in fear against Zalal, people forget man
>>153089243>chin >levels>recovery>recovery>recovery>recovery
>>153089243chills
>>153088270>Why yes, I will pick the pure striker who got taken down twice by Rafael Fiziev against the larger, stronger, elite grappler/BJJ fighter, disregarding Gaethje's past performances against elite grapplers
>>153089276Lewis is coming in pissed, he wants to knock his head off
FACT: there are no big fights on this card
>>153089243Come on b don't revv him
Salsaboy fight week
>>153089334Tamala’s next daddy
>>153089312Nah, Garth slipped trying a toss after clinching fiziev, then fiziev pushed him over falling on top. Gaethe actually got real takedowns on Fiziev. It's a bit tough to understand the difference but it will make sense once you develop an eye for the sport.
>>153089240Smotherman is terrible. No ground game. He should not be favored over Ricky
>>153088795;)
id rather have cte than be a faggot
>>153089350>i was only pretending to be retarded!
I just frickin' LOVE sparring bro being in there in the CRUCIBLE of battle with 14oz gloves, shinguards, and a helmet, two minute rounds of PURE WAR it's life or death in there bro you wouldn't understand
I can't pretend Schaub didn't sleep cro cop when people start wanking him, i checked his age and he was in his early 30s when Schaub sent him to the shadow realm, this is the best thing k-1 produced?
>>153089350That was class haha rekt him
mma math hours
>>153089370lol wrapping your legs around someone from this position isn't a "takedown". But again, you'll understand one day.
>>153089395Cro cop deserves the glazing. Schaub was just that good.
>>153089312*sips*Paddy is not elite, he is ugh *sips* kinda of a bum
Not giving you more (you)s bud, sorry
>>153089410No one takes down fiziev!
OHHH HE TAPPED
Word on the 'cord is dirty diaper Donald got heemy weemied.
i know its hard for some of you nerds but gaethje is going to win.
>>153089411Rewatched his sketch in the Gringo papi when he was joking about flatlining the k1 retard, kek
>the heckin stats and numbers!
The numbers are in: Pigspinall has won 0 undisputed championship fights
>>153089422Peach, did he at least take greenland from the dawnish homeless cats before he kicked the bawcket?
>>153089426>This was right before the Schaub fightSchaub bros... this changes things.. and not in a good way...
Every niiiight, Bean, cheese, bean chiz, bin chiz >heems cro bumbeen chiz, been jizz
>>153089243you cant teach mentaland ilias got it in droves
Sean omalleys wife lookin good
Paddybros...
/mma/ won
Song O'Malley vs Sean Yadong
OHHHHH JUSTIN THE HIGHLIGHTOHHHHH JUSTIN THE HIGHLIGHT
OOOOHHHHH GAETHJE THE REEEEEETARDOOOOHHHHH GAETHJE THE REEEEEETARD
ZAMN BRITISH PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THIS?
>>153089570That sounds terrible bappa... Poor brits...
a homeless fent fiend has been screaming non stop outside my apartment for the last 20 minutes.God I hate living in downtown.
>>153089583play the PRIDE theme out your window to encourage shadow boxing.
>>153089583bucket of water
>>153089583Hit em with a brick
>>153089583Closed-cell foam tape and rubber weatherstrips between every space, between where the bottom window meets the top window and any other small space where air flows, will dampen the noise by 75%. I've had to sound proof rooms before and the tiniest crack can let in 50% of the noise.
>>153089583scream louder and assert dominionance
>men need to start talking ladwhat did he mean by this? I don't want to talk to other men. sounds kinda gay
>>153089570>OH MY WERD>OH MY DAYS>BLOODY HEL>BLIMEY I CANT SEE WHERE'S ME BLOODY PEEPIN ORBS LICENSE METE!
Fuck is wrong with this doo?
>>153089664Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>153089664and what do you think you're doing right now then? being gay, admittedly ?
>>153089704Nahh nick isn't wall-of-texting and using all those commas and saying "should be discredited". It's typed with the same writing style as his girl lmao.
>>153089704he is back and has a clear head! nates gotta stop hanging with the shit talkers
>>153089731it all reads like nick. read it in his voice, see the long sentences. its a classic nick diaz promo with all truth. gotta cut out all the shit talkers
Travelling to India to padd my record
>>153089746Nah I did the same. She has the same long run on sentence structure if you read it. Poor nick. He'll be in jail soon after she presses charges and tells police he abused her. Then the divorce. Poor Nick...
>>153089792cant trust women. OJ Simpson knew that
Sharb or Rogan, who's funnier
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>>153089792>>153089804Momma ferguson could have divorced tone and taken everything after the holy water incident. There's simply levels.
>>153089843tony won
>>153089829A trick question...
>>153089829They both suck penor.
>>153089804Gooby didn't learn that lesson
>>153089858What's in those delectable dumplings ol' Mikey's eating?
>>153089876lol pippen made nothing from the bulls.
>>153089876>>153089913Exactly. She only gets money from his first bulls run's 401k and savings plan. Not all the money he made in sponsorships or the way bigger contracts he go with later teams. She did not get "half of all his retirement money"
Know your betters
adriano martins
>>153090033Sure thing boss.
>>153089866KEK now ttthat is hilarious.Not a trick question fren, they're both unbelievably bad but somehow doing so well, just wondering if there was a consensus on who's the best at that>>153089869Ey man, you're correct Fin. Everything ok?
>>153090033cumbeard makhachev
>>153090184Are you gay or do you just find the idea fun?
>>153090121Rogan might be technically "better" even though he really is one of the worst to ever do it. But I laughed more during Schaub's, even if it was laughing at him. Rogan really did steal an entire section from bappa's set lmao. He yoinked his set up, scenario and punchline, not just a throwaway line.
Yeah, I'm thinking O'Malley by brutal split decision
>>153090226makhachev's the one with cum on his beard not him
>>153090228Another win for Schaub
Come on mang. Yall nigas really finna make shamil cry? smgdfh...
it was over for Justin before it even began...
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/RGun6L0eNAg?si
>>153089704Stalker wife and getting fucked over by managers one too many times? Kinda sad that he seems to be on bad terms with Nate.
Nick vs Nate grudge match on the White House Lawn. Peaches delight.
>>153090272More sovlfull than the single echoing piano note followed by some mumbling vocal fry white woman singing mma buzz words over sad trailer music..
>>153090228Hey let's not put Joe down too much now, he's nice, and it's his passion. There are way worse. 40% of stand up comedians are worse. I'd suggest anyone's who's remotely funny on the mic to go into it.How did Schaub react? I must know. Maybe it was consensual
>>153090228was it the bean chease bit?
>>153089704What was he in prison for? This is embarrassing, this person, that person, him, her. It's your life man, I'm sure you're capable. Get a HOLD of yourself lad
>>153090425Nah, shock and horror it was the bit about the desire to be a fudge packer during covid lock downs so you could fuck your boys
>>153090456Oh god oh god, what is going on
>>153090419Nah it's definitely worse than amateur open mic stand up. Rogan is too serious of a person since his post-spotify era, specifically. I watched the whole thing and was shocked at how much worse he's gotten sadly. Schaub is bitter and talms shit under his breath ever since the rogan comedy theft. But he doesn't address it. Just talmbout how the Comedy Mothership is for fake ones and it's a fake brotherhood over there.
>>153087153Relax bro chill out
>>153090477Mate you've never seen average stand up comedy. I'm going to check this out for myself right now, I don't believe that. Disdain for his big brother Joe. Never hah
Who the fuck is Montel Jackson? Did I memoryhole this fight?
Olivi got the toes out for the paddy interview
Huuuge fan, b
Really makes you think
>>153090515Alright bubba. It's this one with the orange shirt. Don't say i didn't warn you as you regret your words and deeds. And no turning it off or pausing at any point or you concede.
>>153088126It would have to be on /xs//fit/ would seethe and derail it/sp/ is only for fans of a sport aka fat losers who live vicariously through their idols on teevee
>>153090598Joe looks really beautiful in that yellow shirt. His unbuttoned collar and sleeves really give off a laid black, blue collar vibe.
>>153090519He only fights twice a year at most. Often only once per year and he's been in the UFC since 2018. Was on a 6 fight winstreak before that embarrassment of a fight with figgy
>>153090608Yeah it really highlights his titty sweat nicely huh.
You guys want's some cheese and wine ?
I've solved it. Justin should wife Kayla
Khabib is a rat for crying about trash talking killing MMA. No one would even remember Khabib if it wasn't for Gooby's trash talk.
>>153088145Oi that's not how you spell make
>>153088270I asked you how you were ages ago. I assume you're alright. Ok Egg fried rice and Spare Ribs nao. Chop chop
>>153090689Don't worry about those kinds of things
>>153090807Cauliflower Face
>Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him...
I like this dude, he said he's a sorcerer, he said sorcerers don't get knocked out