>>153087503
The G stands for GAY

Careful OP you’ll upset the bongs with terminal JDS

For me it’s Lucrative James, the most insightful and profitable man in the UFC content creator space.

>>153087780
>anons bitch and moan about gambling being degenerate
>half of heembedded was gambling shit
lmao
stay mad anti-gambling faggots

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Wild news for the sport of MMA!

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six inches is not that big

i will not allow most of u to watch the upcoming ufc event

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FIGHT MATCHUP UPDATE! shocking sub but he is hurt wow! Hope he is better soon thats my favorite fighter

New rule for Paramount should be if its gonna be a no contest they have an impromptu power slap match instead to decide the winner

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jdudges? imein wut ur thots on dis?

My favorite Harry Potter book is Goblet of Fire.

>>153087885
Judges won’t matter. Fight isn’t going five rounds

non harry potter fans are just mma guru fans

>>153087885
>the ref that always stops it early
>the three judges behind every robbery together
What is Vegas planning?

>>153087931
Thank you, Anon!

>>153087931
A few years ago I had a r/mma account and got permanently banned for calling someone a faggot for posting about his emotions and how difficult it was for him to watch Whittaker lose to Izzy

I can just tell that these hairy potter faggots dont train. Grow up and get a real hobby

now do r/mmapoliticsandculture

Wo those rules are really good can we adopt then

K-1 is better than goyimfightleague (ufc)

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The winner takes it all (takes it allllll)
The liser has to fall (has to faaallllll)
It's so simple and so plain (soooo plaaaaiiinn)
Why should I complain (why complaiiiiiinnnnnn)

>agree to not say word
>say word
>wtf why are you kicking me out

>>153087931
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>>153087968
>>153087993
>>153088021
Mad Reddit bitch

haha what if instead of it being called reddit it was called reddat?

Gathje = Spikeout
Paddy = Skyrim

Paddy has been looking fucking unstoppable since whatever man. I don't give a fuck

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Bon Gamin threw 3 jabs, asspinal cowered in fear

>Technique and Training Thread - serious thread for those who train
Why do we not have this? Posters like myself shouldnt have to deal with the vast majority of you. Until youve been in the cage politely shut the fuck up in /heem/

>>153088126
You know you love me baby

I only fight in rings, not crotch sniffing cages

>>153088126
thats more fitness related. maek the thread

>>153088134
one bad dude right here. knuck or nothing

>>153088145
The only thread on /fit/ that doesnt take 4 days to die is the general for fat people. Its a wasteland over there

>>153088126
In the time it takes you to fight one match I can watch 3 fights simultanesouly and learn from all of them. I know more as an observer

>>153088126
your mom put my wiener in a cage

>>153088126
I think you should go back to reddat

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>>153088039
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>>153088104
please read the reddit/4chan rules. no n-word please, dont be a fucking sand n word, you hear me faggot? no sand n words in this peaceful reddit/4chan. we must love not hate. and leheckin white house card is for fascists!

what's spergy sperging about

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>>153088159
be the change. how did jon jones get his bentley home? he got behind the wheel and drove.

I've made a novel observation. Paddy drops his hands when throwing and might get caught with a punch. Look out for this as it may lead to a knockout. Look out for his hands low. Look out for the punch. Look out for whatever may come. I'm observant, I saw that. I see spirits too, or auras or whatever. Paddy has a pale yellow aura with a pink centre and Gaethje's is a vibrant ruddy rust brown. These are the sort of frequencies they are working with. The fight will play out like this: Gaethje lands the big punch as Paddy lowered his hands. Marc Goddard steps in and stops the fight even though Paddy is probably fine

so many gay posts on here. a lot of you guys are real faggots without mma on

>>153088216
Come out the ash like a phoenix. Come out the ass like a penis

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>>153087768
PATRICIAN taste

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>faggot retard is so assblasted because he couldn't make his tranny thread that he's spamming his reddit memes on this one
KEEEEEEEK i own your puny reddit peanut brain, keep spamming MONKEY BOY!

Am I the only one thinking Gaethje beats an unranked level fighter?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

>>153088160
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>>153088173
Hows it feel knowing you ever say this shit to my face im gonna let you set up a triangle just to powerbomb your puny asses

Ariel gets a lot of hate but I think new york Rick doesnt get the hate he deserves. Bitch is always stern yet blatantly wrong all the time somehow. I watch because Ariel is genuinely good at his job, but man it's becoming hard to tolerate bozo rick and the one that's audio only especially on when listening to their boxing takes

>>153088294
i dig the bald dude. seems like a real nigga's nigga

i have an associate thats heen featured on at least one possibly a couple mma betting podcasts i think ill be taking his word on this weekends card before you cretins

>>153088280
I can't do triangles anymore ever since your mom put a cage around my wiener

>>153088270
I’m surprised the betting market is so heavily on Paddy. I see it as a slight lean to Paddy. Market says 70% Paddy.

>>153088299
the only real one

>>153088294
Is this a real person or are you making up New York Rick

>>153088325
I’ll listen to your friend if and only if it’s Lucrative James, the best MMA handicapper on YouTube

IT’S UP

https://youtu.be/JbUwqjAXApE

>>153088439
No ones watching your british slop, faggot.

Kill yourself SERIOUSLY

>>153088454
Sorry you hate money bro

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>>153088454
stfu

>>153088439
are jameseh

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ACK!!!!

Favorite round?
For me it’s Schnell-Sumadaerji round 2

it's almost a decade since canada was relevant in mma

>>153088518
BODIED THAT UGLY FREAK

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>>153088512

>>153088518
HEEEEEEEEEM

The Bringer of car crashes vs Some scouse lad
Yeah I know where my money's at if I had any to bet with

people really think paddy will submit justin when he couldn't sub tony (who had just gotten subbed by king green) and took him to a decision. paddy was losing to chandler before chandler just gassed out, and this was chandler after wasting his time waiting for mcgregor

>>153088418
first of all i said associate second i just checked and he said lucrative james is kind of a joke

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>gaethje submits paddy

>>153088557
garth has the worst ground game in ufc
if garth gets put on his back at any point the fight is over unless it happens with like 12 seconds left in the round
paddy is also gonna be way bigger and stronger than garth

>>153088570
Your friend is an idiot. He could learn a thing or two from Lucrative James

>>153088557
>MMA math
why does /heem/ do this every week despite literally always being wrong when they do it

>>153088592
8% roi which im certain outranks not so lucrative in the least bit james

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>THE BRITISH FAGGOT SAID TO BET ON THE BRITISH FIGHTER SO LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!!!!

>>153088608
matchups make fights

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>Intelamerican here. Ilia vs Islam is happening. Can't go into much detail, too many people around. Dana's forcing Ali's hand to let the fight happen. It's payment for granting Gaethje the interim title shot against Paddy instead of Arman.

Lugubrious James said all the fights are gonna suck

>>153088608
if you have a close fight with 0-6 Tony Ferguson you are not a top level fighter, its as simple as that.

yogart week

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I don't watch ariel because he is a dirty money grubbing rat, his rat shnouze takes up 90% of the screen, barely can see anything in the video i am afraid.

>>153088682
We don’t tolerate antisemitism here

it's just an ingrown hair bro

Its just 5AM yet again "bro"

>>153088668
If you don't finish Chandler you are not a top level fighter, its as simple as that

Why do people still think Garth is good? He's gonna get finished (again) and leave the gloves on the monster logo

>>153088727
don't make fun of the scot tranny she is jobless and lives in a basement

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Tardspinal humiliated britain when he cowered in fear against Gane, only Paddy can save that ship so i can understand why England is riding behind him hard in this fight, obviously there is a dark cloud above him like the nepotism and the UFC favors granting him easy matchups.

Crotchsniffing King Green is not a good win, he is a striker, a good win would be heeming King Green, this is a big issue with Paddy, he didn't gather any experience with this.

Here are the nightmare gatekeepers Paddy would have gotten had he not been a project
Fernandes
Manuel Torres
Bahamondes
These 3 would have exposed him or at least made him surpass himself to be a real fighter instead of a phony

>>153087837
didn't they get rid of reddit gold years ago

bong derangement is rife among the heemtards this week

Bong derangement is when you win and have a functional circadian rhythm

>>153088727
it's okay he's had a lot of funny posts since he's been posting here all day such as

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Scousers don't consider themselves to be English. i saw a video concerning this matter this means Paddy is not English

>>153088784
inbred ugly freaks

Weren't the Bongs supposed to be nation banned because 4chan doesn't have a loicense? Why the fuck are they still here

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>>153088784
Sadly true, i am afraid albeitever fear in dismal display

>>153088801
Anglos still ride with Gane secretly, guarantee you they were rooting for Gane in the aspinal fight

>>153088801
Severe JDS from this poster

>>153088784
People make fun of all the mutts in America but holy shit England is on another level with the ugly genetic mishaps

>>153088801
you're gonna look real stupid posting this when Gane wins the rematch

>>153088820
I hate Gane but still picked him to win that fight. Aspinall is the most overrated fighter of the last decade

>>153088825
I read somewhere that they have 3rd world levels of inbreeding, that's what causes it, they all be ''shagging'' their sisters innit lad

he really did think movsar was a bong

>>153088801
the best part of gane-jones besides bongs all being confidently wrong was how all of /heem/ burgers included said gane would be way bigger lol. then on media day jon looked chubby and they all thought it meant gane would smoke him

blud stayed up all night yappin' on r/heem

>>153088646
>Intelamerican
lmao intel in current year just give up and go buy an AMD

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Gane is a student of the game, unpolished still which means sky is the limit to his potential

OOOOOOOOOH REDDIT GOT HEEMED

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jones mogs this lil nigga

Bo Nickal? Now that's a fighter

>big fight week
>first fight in over a month
>no posts for over 15 minutes
dead general
dead sport

A$AP Paddy getting the job done yessir

>>153089101
wgaf you socially starved woman ass faggot. watch the heems or don't

>>153089101
Gatehje vs Paddeh baby

>>153089112
you guys project a lot

>>153089117
i'm not the one counting posts and whining for more activity for dopamine hits you fucking loser

324 on paramount will be a disaster. cap this.
stream will crash multiple times. buffering, poor picture quality, audio not synced, etc.

>>153089101
first two are false

>>153089128
Good thing the card is so shit no one will care

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I’ve been kind of tuned out of this sport for the last month when the fuck did he get this fat again nigga looks like shit

>anon calls very good card a shit card
le epic 4chan dot org contrarian XD

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The Ultimate Fighting Championship has never aired a good card.

>>153088757
Man circle beards get my blood boilin with seething rage. Not square goatees, just when the goatee is shaped like a circle. Then his oaff build on top of that, I'm praying for his downfall.

ricky turcios vs cameron smotherman is a bbbbarn burner

its a shitty fucking card punctuated by an interim title fight between two guys that have no business being in the top 5 and a comain between two guys that are gonna go the rest of their careers without sniffing the belt. youre excited because youve been waiting for 6 weeks like a puppy. keep lapping up danas milk puppy

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>>153088646
>>153088646
clitia topiggia is still sufferin from xer jaidaddy's pozzin I fear!!

It's a very good card. You're just miserable

>>153089187
yet here you are, spending your valuable free time talking about this >shitty fucking card

how strange!

Ilia Topuria has never been knocked out.

Favorite jobber? Mine is KING Green

>i'll post malding contrarian opinions so everyone knows how smart and above it all i am
>yeah...that'll be choice

Pick ONE (1) underdog who will win Saturday

it really isn't that good of a card

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>>153089211
It is interesting to observe how Ilia dealt with adversity during his come up compared to Islam... Ilia's chin and recovery is on another level.
VOLUMES...

>>153089243
stupid that this fight will never happen
155 champs are the fucking worst
win the belt then basically retire

>>153089240
hmm i'll have to consult my boy lucrative james first

>>153089220
im gonna get home from sparring, take a nap, have a friend call me when bukkake walks out, go to bed after the umar fight. how strange indeed. get raped

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>>153089243
oh dear....

lubricated james is too busy getting his pigbussy stuffed and packed by the Pakdaddies Starmdaddy let in

>withholding (You)s cuz your a pussy ass bitch

>>153089251
>training combat sports when you're not a professional fighter
lmao everyone laugh at this retard. enjoy your concussions and CTE bud

Clear how so many of you don't train. I know the skilled fighters. You know who dana wants you to know. Its truly sincerely pathetic on your behalf

>>153089240
Lewis is 12-7 as a dog. Waldo overrated AF, Lewis could win for sure

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>>153089272

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>>153089211
Ilia cowered in fear against Zalal, people forget man

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>>153089243
>chin
>levels
>recovery
>recovery
>recovery
>recovery

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>>153089243
chills

>>153088270
>Why yes, I will pick the pure striker who got taken down twice by Rafael Fiziev against the larger, stronger, elite grappler/BJJ fighter, disregarding Gaethje's past performances against elite grapplers

>>153089276
Lewis is coming in pissed, he wants to knock his head off

FACT: there are no big fights on this card

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>>153089243
Come on b don't revv him

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Salsaboy fight week

>>153089334
Tamala’s next daddy

>>153089312
Nah, Garth slipped trying a toss after clinching fiziev, then fiziev pushed him over falling on top. Gaethe actually got real takedowns on Fiziev. It's a bit tough to understand the difference but it will make sense once you develop an eye for the sport.

>>153089240
Smotherman is terrible. No ground game. He should not be favored over Ricky

>>153088795
;)

id rather have cte than be a faggot

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>>153089350
>i was only pretending to be retarded!

I just frickin' LOVE sparring bro being in there in the CRUCIBLE of battle with 14oz gloves, shinguards, and a helmet, two minute rounds of PURE WAR it's life or death in there bro you wouldn't understand

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I can't pretend Schaub didn't sleep cro cop when people start wanking him, i checked his age and he was in his early 30s when Schaub sent him to the shadow realm, this is the best thing k-1 produced?

>>153089350
That was class haha rekt him

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mma math hours

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>>153089370
lol wrapping your legs around someone from this position isn't a "takedown". But again, you'll understand one day.

>>153089395
Cro cop deserves the glazing. Schaub was just that good.

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>>153089312
*sips*
Paddy is not elite, he is ugh *sips* kinda of a bum

Not giving you more (you)s bud, sorry

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>>153089410
No one takes down fiziev!

OHHH HE TAPPED

Word on the 'cord is dirty diaper Donald got heemy weemied.

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i know its hard for some of you nerds but gaethje is going to win.

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>>153089411
Rewatched his sketch in the Gringo papi when he was joking about flatlining the k1 retard, kek

>the heckin stats and numbers!

The numbers are in: Pigspinall has won 0 undisputed championship fights

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>>153089422
Peach, did he at least take greenland from the dawnish homeless cats before he kicked the bawcket?

>>153089426
>This was right before the Schaub fight
Schaub bros... this changes things.. and not in a good way...

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Every niiiight, Bean, cheese, bean chiz, bin chiz
>heems cro bum
been chiz, been jizz

>>153089243
you cant teach mental
and ilias got it in droves

Sean omalleys wife lookin good

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Paddybros...

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/mma/ won

Song O'Malley vs Sean Yadong

OHHHHH JUSTIN THE HIGHLIGHT
OHHHHH JUSTIN THE HIGHLIGHT

OOOOHHHHH GAETHJE THE REEEEEETARD
OOOOHHHHH GAETHJE THE REEEEEETARD

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ZAMN BRITISH PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THIS?

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>>153089570
That sounds terrible bappa... Poor brits...

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a homeless fent fiend has been screaming non stop outside my apartment for the last 20 minutes.

God I hate living in downtown.

>>153089583
play the PRIDE theme out your window to encourage shadow boxing.

>>153089583
bucket of water

>>153089583
Hit em with a brick

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>>153089583
Closed-cell foam tape and rubber weatherstrips between every space, between where the bottom window meets the top window and any other small space where air flows, will dampen the noise by 75%. I've had to sound proof rooms before and the tiniest crack can let in 50% of the noise.

>>153089583
scream louder and assert dominionance

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>men need to start talking lad
what did he mean by this? I don't want to talk to other men. sounds kinda gay

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>>153089570
>OH MY WERD
>OH MY DAYS
>BLOODY HEL
>BLIMEY I CANT SEE WHERE'S ME BLOODY PEEPIN ORBS LICENSE METE!

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Fuck is wrong with this doo?

>>153089664
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

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>>153089664
and what do you think you're doing right now then? being gay, admittedly ?

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>>153089704
Nahh nick isn't wall-of-texting and using all those commas and saying "should be discredited".
It's typed with the same writing style as his girl lmao.

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>>153089704
he is back and has a clear head! nates gotta stop hanging with the shit talkers

>>153089731
it all reads like nick. read it in his voice, see the long sentences. its a classic nick diaz promo with all truth. gotta cut out all the shit talkers

Travelling to India to padd my record

>>153089746
Nah I did the same. She has the same long run on sentence structure if you read it. Poor nick. He'll be in jail soon after she presses charges and tells police he abused her. Then the divorce. Poor Nick...

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>>153089792
cant trust women. OJ Simpson knew that

Sharb or Rogan, who's funnier

?

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>>153089792
>>153089804
Momma ferguson could have divorced tone and taken everything after the holy water incident. There's simply levels.

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>>153089843
tony won

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>>153089829
A trick question...

>>153089829
They both suck penor.

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>>153089804
Gooby didn't learn that lesson

>>153089858
What's in those delectable dumplings ol' Mikey's eating?

>>153089876
lol pippen made nothing from the bulls.

>>153089876
>>153089913
Exactly. She only gets money from his first bulls run's 401k and savings plan. Not all the money he made in sponsorships or the way bigger contracts he go with later teams.
She did not get "half of all his retirement money"

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Know your betters

adriano martins

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>>153090033
Sure thing boss.

>>153089866
KEK now ttthat is hilarious.
Not a trick question fren, they're both unbelievably bad but somehow doing so well, just wondering if there was a consensus on who's the best at that

>>153089869
Ey man, you're correct Fin.
Everything ok?

>>153090033
cumbeard makhachev

>>153090184
Are you gay or do you just find the idea fun?

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>>153090121
Rogan might be technically "better" even though he really is one of the worst to ever do it. But I laughed more during Schaub's, even if it was laughing at him.
Rogan really did steal an entire section from bappa's set lmao. He yoinked his set up, scenario and punchline, not just a throwaway line.

Yeah, I'm thinking O'Malley by brutal split decision

>>153090226
makhachev's the one with cum on his beard not him

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>>153090228
Another win for Schaub

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Come on mang. Yall nigas really finna make shamil cry? smgdfh...

it was over for Justin before it even began...

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ITS UP
https://youtu.be/RGun6L0eNAg?si

>>153089704
Stalker wife and getting fucked over by managers one too many times? Kinda sad that he seems to be on bad terms with Nate.

Nick vs Nate grudge match on the White House Lawn. Peaches delight.

>>153090272
More sovlfull than the single echoing piano note followed by some mumbling vocal fry white woman singing mma buzz words over sad trailer music..

>>153090228
Hey let's not put Joe down too much now, he's nice, and it's his passion. There are way worse. 40% of stand up comedians are worse. I'd suggest anyone's who's remotely funny on the mic to go into it.
How did Schaub react? I must know. Maybe it was consensual

>>153090228
was it the bean chease bit?

>>153089704
What was he in prison for? This is embarrassing, this person, that person, him, her. It's your life man, I'm sure you're capable. Get a HOLD of yourself lad

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>>153090425
Nah, shock and horror it was the bit about the desire to be a fudge packer during covid lock downs so you could fuck your boys

>>153090456
Oh god oh god, what is going on

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>>153090419
Nah it's definitely worse than amateur open mic stand up. Rogan is too serious of a person since his post-spotify era, specifically. I watched the whole thing and was shocked at how much worse he's gotten sadly.
Schaub is bitter and talms shit under his breath ever since the rogan comedy theft. But he doesn't address it. Just talmbout how the Comedy Mothership is for fake ones and it's a fake brotherhood over there.

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>>153087153
Relax bro chill out

>>153090477
Mate you've never seen average stand up comedy.
I'm going to check this out for myself right now, I don't believe that. Disdain for his big brother Joe. Never hah

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Who the fuck is Montel Jackson? Did I memoryhole this fight?

Olivi got the toes out for the paddy interview

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Huuuge fan, b

Really makes you think

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>>153090515
Alright bubba. It's this one with the orange shirt. Don't say i didn't warn you as you regret your words and deeds. And no turning it off or pausing at any point or you concede.

>>153088126
It would have to be on /xs/
/fit/ would seethe and derail it
/sp/ is only for fans of a sport aka fat losers who live vicariously through their idols on teevee

>>153090598
Joe looks really beautiful in that yellow shirt. His unbuttoned collar and sleeves really give off a laid black, blue collar vibe.

>>153090519
He only fights twice a year at most. Often only once per year and he's been in the UFC since 2018. Was on a 6 fight winstreak before that embarrassment of a fight with figgy

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>>153090608
Yeah it really highlights his titty sweat nicely huh.

You guys want's some cheese and wine ?

I've solved it. Justin should wife Kayla

Khabib is a rat for crying about trash talking killing MMA. No one would even remember Khabib if it wasn't for Gooby's trash talk.

>>153088145
Oi that's not how you spell make

>>153088270
I asked you how you were ages ago. I assume you're alright. Ok Egg fried rice and Spare Ribs nao. Chop chop

>>153090689
Don't worry about those kinds of things

>>153090807
Cauliflower Face

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>Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him...

I like this dude, he said he's a sorcerer, he said sorcerers don't get knocked out

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>>153090938

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>>153090807
KEK what an ugly freak

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>>153090984

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>>153090720
Nah he is right, a lot of time it can be really cringe when it's not authentic, look at O malley and taptoro constantly imitating gooby, trash is only good when it comes from the soul, when Contender Izzy said ''i'll leave you frozen like elso'' that became cool later

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excellent thread
>>153090743
been in solitary again tobes only just got here

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>i'll slam you, i'll slam you like how i slammed my student, i broke his fucking ribs
Levels, now this is authentic, this is trash talk, fuck i miss Tony so much already, these posers and imitators we got now just dont' got that thing

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pigs in blankets (bacon) btw, bratwurst naturally hh

>>153087503
Which other fighters have a natural inclination towards violence and hurting people like Jon?

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>>153091151
CSO.

>>153091151
two words justin freakin garthje

>>153091151
Jordan Leavitt

>>153091151
Tatsuro Taira

>>153091240
Big L for unc Deinuh

>>153091240
Drumpf big brod Dana with the Jake Paul diff ctfu

>>153091240
Two losers competing for a pedophile's attention

>>153091302
Daner was clearly eyeing Paul in anticipation of a raucous plapping and creampie upon returning to more private quarters. Surely a dub for xer.

>>153091224
what a weak pale piggy! imagine being 6'4 and not being able to manhandle a 5'6 person

>>153091106
Oh shit, he got you too for once haha. I wish we could talk to him but he'd never come forward. It doesn't have to be this way

>>153091379
People fail to realise it'd not a size competition. If it were the reference would get his tape measure out and announce the winner before the fight

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>>153091379
>How did a fighter easily heem a fat pig