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>>153090491
Reminds me of the posters on my wall as a kid

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JJFO

>>153090504
pause

some reverse nonce has me on his wall lads

Jeets deserve to fall off trains and be cleaved in two, as they do
Filth

>>153090516
saar we do not sign our comments here
if i have been helpful please do the needful and redeem a five star review hank you saar

>>153090491
>eng vs sri ODI tomorrow
will be watching if Novak isn't playing

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BBL IS STARTING

dj getting on it early playing the organ clapping song and the woooweeeeee

https://www.icc-cricket.com/news/mitchell-bests-kohli-to-complete-uplifting-rankings-climb

OH NO NO NO

JUST DROPPED THE KNOCKOUT

nah not out

Just watched a few videos of jeets getting crushed by trains and elephants lmao

kek whoops never mind GONE GOTTEM

JUST DROPPED THE NOT OUT iykwim haha

>>153090560
what did the snicko show mate

>>153090570
Six and out!!

t10: God's chosen format

I hope Smacky batsmans first and HITS HURRICANE FOR SIX

>Hobart Hurricanes
>Hobart never experiences hurricanes
Why is this allowed?

wishful thinking

This spectacle is an absolute disgrace to cricket.

>>153090604
but enough about the WC lol

>>153090595
>melbourne stars
>can't see the stars in melbourne because of light pollution

My Canes : )

ok google, how is mel mclaughlin's media career going?

>pissbane heat
>its more humid then hot there

HACKSWELL

RETIRESWELL

DROPPED THE FUCKING BBL

KEEP THE HAT ON YOU BALDING FUCK

>adelaide strikers
>no unions
>no webm iykwim haha

McDermott hitting the scallop pies down there this season

more like glenn uncsmell

Why they got four shadows each, never seen shit like that

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
McGONEMOTT

>scallop
meant potato pancake

>>153090656
LITERALLY the first place outside the UK to legalise trade unions freshie

Prob need 120 minimum to win here. Canes in BIG trouble

>>153090670
LITERALLY impossible for illegal unions to ever exist freshie

can feel a mid criggy nap forcing itself upon me :(

>>153090677
>mid criggy nap
>t10
anon, i...

>>153090677
Bro treating the t10 like a test match

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>>153090676

>>153090677
How old are you, son?

>NOOO YOU HAVE TO LEGALISE UNIONS BEFORE YOU CAN CALL IT A STRIKE NPOO GOYIM PLEASE GET BACK TO WORK YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW PLIS GOYIM

>>153090685
I have grey in my beard

more like gay in your beard

no bully

just blinked and splashed a bunch of eye juice onto the back on my glasses

more like man juice

I get to see the work gf tomorrow

more like splashed a bunch of guy juice onto the back on my asses (arses)

*retires hurt*

canes PRAYING for rain right now
>no boundary since the 4th over

>>153090707
Dont forget to take condoms mate

need to reach 100 or its over

>>153090727
Did you watch last night bro

HOW DO YOU FUCKING DROP THAT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

>smellbum sharts

https://youtu.be/JLMWhq8rOfw

Looks like it’s raining

USELESS GREEN MAGGOTS

FINALLY A CATCH

Ump killed momentum literally rigged

big wade time ruh roh

woah check you out you’re all discombobulated

curran can't bowl or catch

tom curran: professional athlete

FUCKING GET CURRAN OFF

gf put down her phone down and is glued to the action lads

is 1/36 (2) good figures in a t10

sorry I was at the pub and they didn't have the sound on, serious request, why was the game delayed? was it raining before? fucken Hobart

>>153090794
terrorist threat

>>153090739
Great sole shots

Feeter Diddle

>>153090784
How fat is she?

>>153090812
>tf
>tp

>no ads breaks during play - kayo
>they just put up a screen saying play willbe back soon, we are in an ad break
people actually pay for this shit kek

>>153090815
Yes, that’s why I am imagining her as a whale.

>>153090802
I also want an 18 year old gf

>Disgusting pajeeta filth Guha doing her vermin accent on Chaudhary
It's just disgusting!!!

Chaudry could be the zestiest player in bbl history

The stump mics so loud

>>153090802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>>153090824
she has a nice voice thoughever

wade looks like the type of bloke at the pub that drinks jim beam cans while sittings at those shitty brushed aluminum tables and throws punches at you for changing the afl over to seinfeld on the communal tv

that was a farkern wide

>0 (3)
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH RETIRE HIM AND GET SMACKY IN

based heeming compilation

>>153090841
>Watching seinfeld
You aren't Australian. We watch Friends here.

>>153090850
>friends
youre a *clap clap clap clap* faggot

what a GAY FUCKING SPORT

>hobart hurricanes redeeming the rain delay
typical stuff

Genuine joke of a format
I hate white ball cricket so much
It's a jewish (God forgive for uttering that word) conspiracy against the White Man

>>153090855
apt name when you think about it

business idea: just use a new ball every over for t20 if its raining. it doenst actually matter anyway after 20 overs

fuck tasmania

>>153090850
You are a bona fide cocksucker
And this is not a "Seinfeld vs Friends" things
I don't want any of that Jewish shit
But to somehow stake a moral high ground on Friends -- you deserve to drive your car into a tree tomorrow morning, or to be t-boned at an intersection. You are filth. The lowest form of sub-human scum
Fuck off
Idiot

fuck sake give the win to the stars and not the hurricants*******

>>153090867
cant be bothered coming up with a incest joke about t. tasmanian or whatever but you get it

three lines freshie

>>153090873
Ywn have a tasmanian imouto desu

>>153090878
speak english you dirty immigrant

so why did they get 10 overs when we knew the rain was coming back? which cheating cunt made that call? There has to be an investigation

rain is nice.

if they cuckworth this I'm out

Turkbro gets it
Rain is lush

hasn't rained for two month here. lol...

What would happen if Tasmania was a different country

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>>153090879
anime website

they should loosen the stumps up a bit so they go flying when they get hit

>watching large lunge league in 2060
>ecodome that offers protection from environmental toxins and radiation has scheduled moisture release to prevent onions crop death
>AI umpire suspends play and deposits Nikedas Kookaburra WetTech ball to be used for remainder of match
>mixed gender and race team each deploy their own sandpaper tactician to have their dedicated 3 minutes of ball tampering
>pay my 400 bitcoin/oxygen credits to watch remainder of match due to moisture release delay fee
>watch 5 hours of ads and fill out 400 market research surveys
>enjoy remainder of large lunge league match

the future is bright bros

Elite post

why are u so angry cunt?

>>153090898
afl would be an international sport

I want what the umpires are on

stars need to score some boundaries here

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*knocks own jim beam can over while rolling a champion ruby*
the FUCK? OI you owe me a drink dickhead aye you fucken spilled it and my papers are wet now too cunt *pushes you*

>stopping the game from a bit of rain
kek nice "sport" you have here, even soccer keeps going

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>>153090933

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>>153090937

>>153090933
Is he wrong though?

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>>153090940
fucking KEK

>>153090933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYf6qskdfA

>>153090937
I SEEN YOU FUCKEN HIT IT CUNT AYE NAH CARPARK NOW CUNT IF YOU WONT BUY ONE

excuse me starsies you don't have 20 overs you need to start walloping the ball if you wish to win

>>153090937
The extremely unintimidating power of manlet rage
Feckless little worms!

they can't retire one of the batsmen because it would hurt their duckworth lewis calculation

>>153090959
>yeah righto
>anywway

why are these cunts taking singles, bring smacky on

>>153090966
>one nation up
>taking a single in cricket up
refute this correlation

7 overs? What is this rigged BS?

the cowardly smacky who is out of form

>>153090968
c-c-corellation literally does not mean causation, fascist chudcel nazi!

just play on we're like 99.9% water so just play in the rain a bit

how is maxwell in the world cup squad if he can't bat in this situation

cricketers are pretty hydrophobic desu

HARPER OUT
SMACKY IN
IF HE DOESN'T PERFORM NOW HE'S OUT OF THE WC

le hit a boundary man

MY CANEYS!!!!!!!!!!

so why can't they go to 10 overs again

26 runs
6 balls

that's the equation

HOLY KEK

>>153090999
cricket goes for 5 days so it would be unfair to give one team an advantage with a damp and slow wicket if the other team gets to bat on it a few days later when its dry and more conducive to batting

KEKEKEKE

cringe

its over (rigged)

I'd just hit 4 6s tbqh

6 6 6 incoming

hurricanes... turn on the rain again...

>>153091014
>cartwright 4 (sixes)

DLS is like the blue shell in Mario Kart

Kek Hurricane chokers

>>153091014
based tactician

*stands up and yells*
KIIINNOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

All that to just hit a single hahahahaahha

>thought it was about 930
>its 11

>isa "the most ridiculous game"
Isa you can't say that

terrible shot selection there, clearly the reverse ramp is the correct shot to play to that ball

what a gay sport

>>153091041
get off the phone glenn

disgusted to find out a lot of the ausbros who post in /cric/ are simultaneously cheating on us with /tennis/

>>153091048
never have never will

why did the captain bowl a part time medium pacer in the last over

time to drink (more) beer then i guess

feels like friday
unfortunately for my employer, that means im going to treat it like it is

>>153091048
tennis is on again?
any hotties in the female comps this year?

>>153091076
check main court right now

feels like friday
fortunately i dont have an employer, so it doesnt matter how i treat it

cartwright should be playing for rhodesia. an aus worthy batsperson would have hit that final six

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duckworth lewis called

Keep on riding Stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumGif_cmAU

heaties would've won tonight

>>153091091
bullshit formula for a bullshit format

>>153091091
what did he say

>>153091095
grouse tune sebbor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvSBVDZTDE

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*slams down another beer*

>>153091146
based me
what ya drinking tonight mate

>>153091153
oettinger pils kinda grim

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>>153091146

>>153091171
fkn hell that was my go to when i was a broke 18 year old kek. not bad i guess but spewed too many times off them to be able to stomach them now
drink up either way m8

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The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on once again

>>153091193
zachyesque arm musculature

>>153091179
for me it was divas vkat "vodka". like $10 a bottle about 23%. exceptionally good for just getting cunted

Anyone know when was the last time Hindu /weakminds/ won a relevant cricket tournament?

>>153091217
when was this? remember that shit ending just as i started drinking maybe. we were on the fat lambs when they were like 9$ for the 2 litres

>>153091229
like 2013-14

>>153091231
maybe im imagining it then. when i used to go to parties in highschool all the year 12 girls had divas or udls and we would try to get some if we could afford it to impress them kek. was 2015-16 though

https://www.cellarbrations.com.au/sm/pickup/rsid/125822/product/divas-vkat-original-vodka-700ml-id-561205
still around. might get a bottle tomorrow and remind meself why i stopped drinking it