CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 7>Tuesday, 20th January 2026 21:00 FC København 1 - 1 Napoli21:00 Inter 1 - 3 Arsenal>Wednesday, 21st January 2026 21:00 Atalanta 1 - 0 Athletic Club (HT)21:00 Juventus 0 - 0 Benfica (HT)EUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 7>Thursday, 22nd January 202618:45 Bologna - Celtic21:00 AS Roma - VfB StuttgartSERIE A MATCHDAY 22>Friday, 23rd January 202620:45 Inter - Pisa>Saturday, 24th January 202615:00 Como - Torino18:00 Fiorentina - Cagliari20:45 Lecce - S.S. Lazio>Sunday, 25th January 202612:30 US Sassuolo - Cremonese15:00 Atalanta - Parma15:00 FC Genoa - Bologna18:00 Juventus - Napoli20:45 AS Roma - AC Bbilan>Monday, 26th January 202620:45 Hellas Verona FC - UdineseReminder to compliment your sister's feet, to dab on the haters, to burn a candle for your fallen enemies, to rate etruscan players and to keep it comfy
Negru
nihao
OTTOLIGU! COMOLLIMOV!Where are the players!?I am asking a simple question!We have tactics.We have ideas.We have training sessions that last longer than a Tuscan lunch.BUT WE DO NOT HAVE PLAYERS.I was promised reinforcements.I was promised depth.I was promised at least one fullback who is not held together by tape and hope.Instead, I open the squad list and I see:- Monitoring the market- Interesting profile- Beppe Riso shittersBEPPE RISO?!We are going into battle with possession football and courage,while our opponents arrive with brand-new signings, fresh legs, and a bench that looks like a luxury car dealership.OTTOLIGU! COMOLLIMOV!Do you think my tactical board creates players out of thin air?Do you think a 4-3-3 magically becomes a 4-3-3-PLUS-TWO-WINGERS-WE-DON’T-HAVE?!I ask again, calmly, professionally, as a man of football:WHERE. ARE. THE. TRANSFERS?!Because passion is not a substitute for squad depth.And vibes do not track back.
What should David do to get subbed out, Spalletti porca madonna
>>153094414m-moscow...
Could cagliari beat benfica?
For the love of God stop passing to Benfica players
>>153094494few know this...
MY KANG
NEGRU
HE COOKING
Spalletti changed Thuram’s broke nigga life, looked so much better in possession recently
GIGANEGRU
I just got back from the toilet (extremely yellow and liquid attack)
Why is David still on the pitch
he lost his shoe, he's deadrip
>player gets killed in the most brutal and gruesome way >Prime/DAZN go to their in-studio referee to ask for opinionsWhat the fuck do they expect him to say lmao also every time they lag and sometimes they have to repeat themselves
and Bilbao equalized
:skull:
Sir, another free kick has successfully gone to waste
There was an Italo #19 before & after the NegruDuo got signed
Now over the the "Honest Reaction Cam"
MUTTUIDI
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.vulcanopontemilvio.com/food
MAC NUGGET
>David assistI kneel
Absolute calcio I'm not gonna lie
And /seriea/ said david was bad...
>the Unplayables(tm) have the same points as the team that was forced to employ Egirl Twodoor for 3 months
Annekeechea IN
Make the webm of that Opendarc Raiders assault RIGHT NOW
What colour are Pavlidis and the referee
>>1530936792 assists but I was not far off, he's Canadian
*fatalities Cambiaso*
what's Thuram's end goal?
>>153094787Cambiaso and Locatelli looking fine there
>>153094711
Holy shit now I remember the Antonio Silva schizophreniaGrimtoli lmao
I literally saw that in lol
There is no way lmfao
>>153094672>pasta carbonarawhat an arcane unusual dish she has a really refined palate
Swiss "authorities" can't handle fires it seems
>>153094861what happened
>>153094873Lili Gruber almost got blazed
>Scatalantawew
>Bremerdfuck my life
Groups of people not allowed to have nice things:Jj'ers
I've seen enoughJuventus 2-2 Benfica
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Thank you Pavlidisyou are my best friend
holy kek
Fhdjtosjgitlcyjkuifio
oh my god
Pavlidis with the AZ DNA
oh god
Jesus Christ lmfao
SLIPPY P
>Benfica can't even penaldoit's over.
HE FOOKING SLIPPED
Sborrinfica
Please don't judge all of Portugal just by Benfica, fras
another greek talento was influential in judging the outcome of a high stakes game
We're up.
Locatelli has been very good tonight I can't even lie
>>153095021Did you forget the 2-3 times he gifted it to Benfica lol
>>153095021Massive game from Locatelli :clap:
Grimolli finna watch this game and think no signings are needed
1 Kostic goal
3 points earned on sfinter and Atabanta.
Juventus won.
>>153095021I NEED some stats Manuel
>first win against Benfica since 1993
>Jjust is the only shitalian club to win this matchdayI guess 5th CL spot is fucked heh
lang bros...the muezzin calls
absolute state of shitalian football
Juventus 2 : 0 Benfica>xG: 1.3 - 1.34>xThreat: 1.03 - 1.11
Dea cost me 32 of His Majesteh the King’s Great Bri’ish pounds sterling
>>153095284Wait where does that 1.34 xG come from
Genuinely thought the Pavlidis penalty was AI, I think that’s the worst I’ve ever seen
>>153095149Manuel Locatelli game by numbers vs. Benfica:▫8/13 Most duels won▫— 5/8 Ground duels ▫— 3/5 Aerial duels ▫5/6 Long balls completed▫70 Total touches ▫43 Passes completed▫5 Blocks▫4 Clearances▫3 Tackles▫2 Recoveries▫2 Fouls wonA deserved standing ovation.
Does this mean Yildiz is black?
Lloyd Kelly v Benfica11 Defensive contributions7 Clearances6 Recoveries4/8 Ground duels won1/2 Aerial duels wonDoesn’t tell the full story. Another brilliant performance.
Gol nelle ultime 5 partite di Champions League:1 – Khephren Thuram (centrocampista)0 – Marcus Thuram (attaccante)
>>153095397
Business idea: Frank Horrigan to Jj
it is something special to win a game against mourinho
who is a better #10, nico paz or yildiz?
If you woke up today and the first thing you did wasn’t apologising to Lloyd Kelly, what is your excuse because it better be good.
Good morning!>Cardinale, after numerous visits to Milan in great secrecy, finally appears in the true home of Milan: Milanello"The feeling is that Cardinale is increasingly involved in this Milan. Perhaps the project he had in mind years ago, which for budgetary reasons and balances with Elliott he has always had to keep on standby, is finally close to taking shape">Aston Villa is waiting to figure out how much they’ll spend on the striker, and then what kind of deal they could possibly do with Milan for Loftus-Cheek. It’s a bit like a game of puzzle pieces at this stage of the market.Moretto: Sergio Ramos-Milan I feel like saying that at this moment there is nothing>Milan is waiting to understand if it can resolve the commissions issue for Maignan. Very active market for Milan Futuro, for the first team Milan is looking to see if there will be bargain opportunities in defense and we'll see if there are any departures (Loftus-Cheek)Feel a little bit tired
>>153099088As a Villa fan I can tell you the plan is to offer a loan with an option to decline to paying more.
Gm. Watched Nuremberg last night, they truly cant make a good movie anymore to save their life. 5/10
>>153099524>https://youtu.be/6-G39n2sCVUWatch you wont be alone
Lloyd Casius Kelly >>>>>>>>> BremerdI don't make the rules
I wonder if Kelly will make a cameo in tonight's Masterchef
>>153100191It's obviously going to be Muttuidi because haha le heckin gringo who puts ketchup on his pasta xD
Where are the transfers?
>>153100255I just transferred 15 charles michelbux to my PayPal account
https://x.com/atletienglish/status/2013955050758910151cute
>>153100296What are you going to buy?
>Baldanzi to Genoa>Venturino to RomaRiso's law of balance. One of his players out, one of his players in.
>30m (5m loan + 25 obligation) for En-Nesyri
Imagine the gud strikers that could have been bought instead of all these jobbers
https://www.exophase.com/game/highguard-psn/trophies/Highguard trophies are up
>“David knows how to play football,” replied Spalletti. “He might not have that determination and ferocity, in his view every match is the same, he has this nice boy aura, but maybe he needs a bit more experience to be more determined. That is where he has to improve.why are all blacks mental midgets?
>>153100814They arent. Look at seedorf, kessie, balotelli etc etc
>>153100873balotelli is a mental midget. could have had a long and great career. lukaku and thuram for example too. always in the big games they choke.
>>153101074What about bamuel bto'o
That comfort feel when full gas tank in trusty bunto and a cheeky gas station hot dog and coffee>>153099870Looks like a slow burn which I like but reviews are mixed. I will check it out
>taking film recommendations from twinkazzo Don't say you were not warned
>>153101121he a strong mind
>>153101074I want to see you score twice against germany in a euro semifinal>>153101160Yeah it is slow but its really good. The slow and balkan version of the vvitch
penzavo a 'rrarihttps://x.com/FormulaDirecta/status/2014080999185949114
>BREAKING: Nati player Alisha Lehmann ends her short adventure in Como and moves to Leicester City. The 27-year-old Bernese signs a contract with the Women's Super League club until 2028. For Lehmann, it's a return to the island. She has played for West Ham, Everton and Aston Villa.
>>153101386yes bro peaked at 22 then just wasted 12 years after that. soft mind like i said
Why do barbers always cut too much off the top. The sides and the back they always do well. But it’s like they cannot help themselves destroying the top by overcutting it.
BREAKING: Nati Per Vincere player Alisha Lehmann
>>153100757This will require a bit too much effort than I would've liked but I guess I'll do them before it completely shuts down kek
>>153101538Perhaps it has an effect on someone when despite being the best player in italy for several years and having gifted them a final, you are still racially abused by your own countrymen because of your skin color. >soft mindHow if despite all that he continued to play at a top professional level for years?
>>153096308How does one make Fallout 2 run on Windows 11?
>En Nesyri might be an obligationBelgio please hold my hand I'm fading away
>Chelsea are considering a move to sign Douglas Luiz on loan for the rest of the season.>The midfielder is currently on loan at Nottingham Forest from Juventus, but has only played 13 times since joining last August.You now remember Belgio #3 rating him
But who is Ernie?
>>153101605i hope you are trolling negru
>>153101855LoCATelli
Orietta Berti
made some cheeky bets for tonight. pissed about inter game so wont watch
>Ottolini in Turkey to watch En Nesyri>En Nesyri not even called up
>Roma’s January reshuffle continues to take shape, with Tommaso Baldanzi set to leave the club after an agreement was reached with Genoa.more reasons to watch genoa
>>153102210How's Ottolini's hairline doing
>>153102232Kelly is defending it as he can
>>153101845That’ll be 1 Gittens thanks lad
>>153101870I never troll about these topics fra
alright anons who of you did this?
great deku tree to the nottingham forest
>>153101990I now remember Kat Soria
>>153102487lmao he didn't even touch her, what a fucking loser
>bofogna
Luv me Jap players, simple as
Forza Horizon 6 thoughts? I'm watching La Stella Rossa so I can't be bothered to check stream atm
>leltic
>>153102647can't believe how fucking good they have become, captain tsubasa worked wonders for them
More like red hatate
>If Sevilla are interested in signing him, Juventus could be a lottery pick for Juanlu Sanchez.t. Di MarzioA Kalulu replacement?! I'll believe it when I see it!
So Italiano was a fraud after all
>>153102757>Italian coach >in 2026
There was one guy wearing an inter and another one wearing a juve shirt in the gym
There was one guy wearing an basilea and another one wearing a grasshoppers shirt in the gym
>5m (lol) loan + option to buy for 22m (LMAO) bonuses includedwe're literally paying 5m just for a 6m loan what in the absolute fuck
Shaqueel is up
Wait bert garchanova is the ex girlfriend of mykhalio mudkip
THE SWORD OF ALLAH
Bert Garchompova
classy&sassy (Dubai)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWw-UENvdTwFH6 teaser trailer is up
Shaqueel backheel assist>>153103198Driveclub's cherry blossom tracks looked better
>>153103198the last xbox game ever
>>153102983I would bet any amount of money that option turns into an obligation if >we finish in a ucl spot
ewwww that's disgusting>>153103209Why in the past tense, what happened? Surely such a beautiful game can't be dead
>Giovane to Nabule for 20mwew
>>153103238Woke gaming "journalists" made sure us honest folk aren't able to enjoy nice things.
The Witch- I mean Fable is also uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4zJJSEm1ag
>>153103308>fable on ps?
ALL LAIN ASIIIIIIIDEIT'S WRITTEN IN OUR BLOOODTWO SOULS DIVIIIIIIDEOUR ROOTS BENEATH THE FLOODWE'VE LOST CONTROOOOOOOLANGELS WITH BELLS DO TOOOOLLNOW WE CAN HIIIIIIIDETHE FIRE INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
pisilli
Juventus stadium episode of Mastherchef is going live in 3 minutes
>>153103527Rumors are Milik gets stabbed by one of the contestants and dies
>>153103549This happened 3 years ago methinks
>>153103550ackshually they recorded it between 2024 and early 2025, right when Milik suddenly disappeared
>>153102797tfw fort huachuca glowies are serie ass fans
Chef Pavard (I write this every time she appears)
>>153103443:0
>>153103527Stream?
>>153103719Try thishttps://www.eurowebtv.com/italy/sky-unoThe channel is "Sky Uno" in any case
>>153103727>>153103719Oh also it's not up yet, they're doing stuff at the studio atm so it might happen in 30 min or so
>>153103772I don't remember these members of aKATsuki
I wouldn't go to Antwerp
Ottolini made him do THAT?!
I just read the unthinkable about Bernardeschi
Just discovered where to go and claim my piece of the judeo-hapa class
>>153103719It's gonna start now!
>>153104078That looks fun and spinnable
Imagine being unable to own your own stadium, not allowing you to rent it for some fun stuff :)
Already a better bench than whatever we have right now
Can Franco play as a left back
Agricola worked on Alessandro's neck
Chiello is up.
let my lil nigga Pisilli play Gasperini
SEX with Sara Gama
Pisilli :)
Actually some fun challenges wew
There's a non-0 chance Theo Locatelli actually gets to eat this
White vegetables... nibba what?
I thought I should make you aware of the fact there's a Zingaro named Kulenovic
Team read finna lose because of the nihao and his nasty hair
Blue team: allegrianired team: mottiani
What a nice trophy room. Surely other clubs have their own rooms, right? No pathetic tables whatsoever...?
I just read Alex Sandro's name in the shirts room and my blood froze
Hebreo aromatico Is this an oven joke?
Franco looks in better physical conditions than Openda
>>153104277The Heracles one or the Dinamo Zagreb one?
Jolanda would be a baby talento in shitaly
There's a brazilian in the stadium and I don't know how to feel about it
>>153104293Red team literally quoting allnegru
>>153104348because they want to be HIM but they are losers
>https://youtu.be/R9wCGp1xbmcNew birthh song (this is serie a related because thats what the fiorentina players listen to in the locker room)
Once a big club
Francobros...
Holy BAZONGAS
BIG SEX with Cristina Chiabotto
>>153104365She could win sanremo and esc because she has already won my heart
Better penalty form than David btw
>Cristina ChiabottoWouldn't lick her teeth tbqh with you fras
Motta-esque performance by the red
Cristina Chiabottolini
Late October Tudor moment in the blue team
>BaccalàWTF they killed Cambiaso for this?!
>jJ themed masterchef >not a SINGLE dish with beans
Watch Er Palato rig it so the blue team wins it by only one vote so they can make the corto muso joke
not your blog, discord nor twitter, get a woman
>>153104566>Er Palato
16-4? Should've been a multiple of 5-0
>16-4Di Gregorio-esque performance
Those blue fireworks cost us the entire window mercato budget, Grimolliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>153104566
>>153104566Lole
Very nice of Bologna to send their strongest supporter
This nibba smokes weed and now that makes him some sort of herb expert
Sleep tight /seriea/
Did duccio dox someone?
Good morning!>Despite Gerry Cardinale’s visit on Wednesday lasting only a few hours with the RedBird owner already flying back to London two evenings ago there were moments that left a lasting impression. Cardinale may be an owner attentive to commercial development and the international promotion of the brand, but even before business results, he closely follows sporting ones.Worry is growing around the condition of Saelemaekers. The injury might be serious.>AC Milan final meeting scheduled in the coming days for Maignan’s contract renewal: the last details still to be defined concern the expiry date, with the new deal set to run until 2030 with an option, or straight through to 2031.Salvini: "Results are important, as Allegri, Tare, Scaroni and Furlani all say. But I grew up on Sacchi, Gullit and Van Basten, so I also expect good football to follow sooner or later. For now, results alone are fine especially since I’ll be at the Olimpico on Sunday as well.">AC Milans fourth kit will be a collaboration with Slam Jam.Also today all eyes on picrel
>>153108689lmao cry some moar dumb ferrarista
>>153108680I think he chose the wrong picture. It can happen
>KredietDuccio is this guy any good
>>153109118>born in 2010nvm lmao
>>153108717Is this referring to when you forget to randomise the file name of the glowie pics you post?
>>153109273Yeah sure whatever
>Gboho??????????I don't even know how to pronounce THAT
>>153109375Why is Comolli trying to sign shitters currently playing for clubs he previously worked at
Well well well seems like the Pisilli cart is back on the road
10min
10 min until another century of humiliations for Ferrari
This is your average Ferrari fan lol
>>153109686Hey I posted that
Cool livery, it will look great in 8th (lemerd) and 11th (poowis) place
A little bit too much white but still very sexy
don't tell the plastic customer that it's a homage to the legendary Ferrari 312T from the 70s
>y-you have to like the le homage because you have to o-okay
Why is she so maad?
https://x.com/simscircuit/status/2014650507579568134HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Will this anger/passion lead to Ferrari not humiliating themselves?
Holy shit McCalories I kneel
Willi-ACK
Name my band
>Juventus has secured the agreement they were hoping for regarding #EnNesyri: paid loan at €5M, option to buy at €19M + €3M bonus, covering his full wages. However, the striker wants guarantees of being a starter before leaving Istanbul: that is why Napoli bowed out even though they were the first to make a move??????
>>153111118The sad part is that >our standards are currently so low he could very well become the starting CF lole
Wtf, I have never felt so seen before
>Spalletti's press conference on the eve of Juventus - Napoli has been cancelled.Uh oh…
Mo I make a cup of tea and take some ibuprofen for my toothache. I didn’t get to see the Celtic-Sbologna game last night, read there were scuffles between fans. Surprising actually because >our “ultras” are left cucks just like those Romagnan pigs >>153109375https://voca.ro/1drvHLfKpbhF
>>153111262Is this in solidariety with Highguard's launch?
>>153111417Please tell me this your voice
>>153111508Yes
>>153111522
https://voca.ro/1jXSKTaDETQv
is domino berando injuried for the rest of the season?definitely not a super fanta comfy question haha
>>153112225Yes Marco/Damien he's injured, don't buy!
SBAM
The Lazio Lifelong? Extended.
Spalletti's press conference before Napoli is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qR9Xbzt5t0
>>153112809Glad the the marketing team finally remembered the password
You now remember Benatia doing that "firing squad" celebration and making Riommers seethe
The Saboteur effect
>>153112871These nibbas all look like nosferatu
Rare De Vrij appearance
Pius goes for 5 today
intrastin kits haha
I wouldn't go to Anversa
>>153112871Honestly I remembered the foul he made on Vasquez
sommer OUT
inters luck finally runs out and they start getting results equal to the sum of their parts
Pisaman is going to score 2 G/A anyway
If louis buffon scores in this match he unironically already becomes a better player than this father
OH NONOBONOB
SOMMER OUT
>inter atropelated>all the interisti missing from the thread
en nesyri to juve done del
I know my farse, pio rescues inter and they build him a statue in piazza duomo
uhm.... inter bros???? how do we repsond??
I know my fagiani, they choke like scandi erasmus art hoe on med cock
>>153113614sacrifice sommer to the pagan gods
>Luis Merdrique
The state of sfinteristas
AIEEEE SAVE ME REF
>>153113614>153113614institutional penalty
It’s not sommer fault it’s chivu fault
toro toro toro
>celebrating like that for a goal against pizza especially after a laughable penalty invention
Rip pizza
>Piscia
>hiring coaches from chivustan
Oh nononono
PIOOO
How many millions +?
fug i missed banger. pioooooo
>alberto iachinidino
>>153113750+10 for every gole
>>153113594based knower
plus valenzito
Wait there is calcio today?
>lucca to forest n frens
cmon inter i need some more golerinos
big save on piotikus and barellino on
P-p-pisaman
big chances.
Pizzabros… what went so wrong
what the fuck tikus doing there.
Not calcio
akisanmiro has looked gud. inter yoof
Why did he bark at the end of his post
sommer has saved a shot
>>153114027
tikus cant score
bonny gole incoming
dimash
WAUW DIMAAAAAA
En-Nesyri :hourglass:
>>153114182Until his second date on Wikipedia?
>>153114187Speaking of>>153111417Second date status?
>Loan with buy option clause not mandatory>not mandatory
>>153114165faxx
@153113561@153113614Damn bbilanisti thought they had something here...
boni boni bonitikus sucks
me? doing the zanetti dance
6-2
>doubting Chivu the murderer of minnows vs relegation fodder
UNCLE MKHI SCORED LMAOO FINALLYYY
early fabbrica for me. mo i sleep top of the table
>being so poor you can't afford a bed nor blankets
>En Nesyri is a Juventus player: the goal is to buy a loan that can be bought. // He is close to finishing at Juventus. The loan payments mentioned are based on purchasing power.t. Agresti Roman
>>153114351I just double checked and I have no idea what Xitter translated, here's the actual post>En Nesyri alla Juve: in fase di definizione sulla base del prestito oneroso con diritto di riscatto // En Nesyri to Juventus is close to being done. A loan fee has been agreed with an option to buy included
>30 million greenlandic seashells for the nafri Walid Cheddira
>being so poor that you have to train pigeons to hit high-voltage cables in order to cause fluctuations in the grid to send messages over the net, because you don't have enough money to own a computer.
Sleep tighguard
>>153114386cables serve one purpose in /seriea/ and one purpose only
>>153114394Imagine the sales if it was called Thighguard
Just read a Patrick Zaki Celik rumor
Asllani to jJ
Jade bros… we will get our revenge in this life or the next.>>153114199It’s going alright. We had a party with friends on Sunday and we stayed together until about 2… nothing happened but we are working on the technical elements of the game
Good morning, I for one am ready for another weekend packed with Calcio and Schop!>>153115442Sounds like a solid pre-season performance. Bit of possession play, no shots on target yet but you can’t go wrong with a solid build-up from the back to set the rhythm of the game.
Is Scotterrone attacking play pio expossitium level or more camardinha tier?
>>153114615Friendly reminder that kebabbaro wants 4 million schengen shekels. Net.
>>153120558Sounds cheap, Comolli will offer those to Celik and let Muttuidi leave for free!
>En Nesyri training with kebabbariWe can't even close a deal for a nafri rofl
>En Nesyrialways rated him, big upgrade for jj
>En Nesyri still not sure about joining JjBASED you shouldn't join >our team, >we steal and rape and leave people jobless
>Meloni shitting on the terroni that died fighting in Afghanistankek based
>>153120604Post apu65
>Secretary Scott Bessent in Davos: >"After a few days of Swiss-German food here, I may switch to bugs and insects. I'm gonna bring some Pop-Tarts next year.”Twink-ACKzzo
>FC Zurich presented its new organizational structure with a newly formed advisory board. This board includes prominent figures such as Roberto Di Matteo, who won the Champions League with Chelsea in 2012, and Roberto Donadoni (former Italian international player and coach, three Champions League titles).
YAMAUCHIIIIIII
>>153121013tfw discount coop falafel salad doesn't hit as good on the third day
New Lotito is uphttps://x.com/i/status/2015010787383751108
>>153121408Again: They make them fresh everyday
Falafel for you sir yes yes very fresh sir good price my friend come come is very tasty salad and sauce big man yes yes(that just reminded me there's a falafel food truck in the west end that I haven't been to in a while, its run by a Palestinian and its really good)
Falafel Fury
>>153121814A Palewhat?
Baronuschads....
>>153121814>there's a falafel food truck in the west end that I haven't been to in a while, its run by a PalestinianSame here but he is like 30mins away from my office. He makes a good shawarma too
>Baldanzi to GenoaWhat the actual fuck?He is like one twink injury away from a break through Don’t they realize they have little depth Why couldn’t they send Pellegrini to North Korea
>>153120975
>literally EVERYONE wants to leave >Lotito sperging out and threatening legal action against fans >THAT statement >Fabiani seen w/ carabinieri >Sarri is all but gone >Lotito's phone call >THAT NEW statement when I say its over, it really is over
ternana won
I hope greekanon doesn't see this
14 gol in 2 matches? In Serie A?
>>153123098Yildiz or pio "€35m" esposito?
>>153122992What not signing "el pirata" does to a mf
turdino moment
>>153122992quiet peasant, you probably don’t even have a house
>>153123010Gud calcio
Adele Exarchopoulos? Kinose.Seeing what she got up to in her life? Suddenly makes me very sympathetic to Scotterrone’s ideas.
>6 goles on a 2.9 xGdamn
I hate turdino so much fras, this was beautiful
>Hop on uber>Christian rock music is played by the driver
Test Drive En-Nesyrided Solar Crown
Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs, former consvl and aedile of Lativm from MMXXIV to MMXXV. Deposed by Imperator Clavdivs Lotitivs and exiled to become prefect of the bvlls of Cisalpine Gavl.He now stvmbles from the field in ignominv, for this day has delivered not a setback, bvt an absolvte calamitas. Against the host of Como, the maroon legions of Torinvs were not merely defeated—they were overrvn. Lines collapsed, order vanished, and the shield wall dissolved into chaos as blow after blow fell vnanwsered.The enemy, led by the crafty Hispanian Fabregas advanced with merciless claritv. Each incvrsvon deepened the wovnd, each strike a reminder that discipline once lost is not easily reclaimed. Torinvm fought heavilv, bvt without cohesion, and were pvnished with vnnerving precision. The scoreline grew like a ledger of shame, etched deeper with every passing moment.Now Baronvs withdraws beneath lowered standards, the weight of this disaster heavier than any exile. For the Conference League place herself remembers days like these—when pride is stripped bare and only resolve remains. Whether this defeat marks the breaking of Baronvs, or the forging of something harsher still, shall be revealed in the campaigns yet to come.
Arknights Endfield is actually kinda gud ABGachabros...
>>153122488Kek
Baturina unlocked
>>153123895Thoughts on the 18yo mystery meat mulatto that pushed Sutalo out of the starting XI?
ICE agents once again with a better hit rate than the ICEman
>>153124027
>>153124010will be exposed on wednesday
I wouldn't go to Minneapolis
>>153123655Pls check out the other game with the Arknights name, just in case.Its a very good tower defense game, and literally the only other tower defense game released this decade besides Blooms TD.
What if he renames himself to Niceman, he's so polite that he doesn't force his balls to enter the net and score a goal
Roast red pepper orecchiette, who says no?
Who’s this waking up from hibernation? Meet Marumofubiyori (Moppu), a gentle polar bear who naps under a fluffy blanket and spends his waking hours playing video games in his cozy cave. He’s been hibernating through the island’s chilly season—until your arrival wakes him up! Explore Moppu’s mysterious lair, stock up on snacks from a new cooking station, discover new furniture sets, a brand-new minigame, and enjoy a jolly new companion ability: Throwing Snowballs. Meet Marumofubiyori (Moppu): the island’s sleepiest new friendA brand-new friend has been hi-bear-nating deep in Icy Peak all along! Wake him from his winter slumber and restore his warm, blanket-filled gamer hideaway.New Avatars: BearsGive yourself an un-bear-ably cute makeover as you frolic in the Snow Village. New Cooking StationTime to stock up on snacks! How else does one get through all these games?New MinigameDial up the old-school nostalgia, and put those gamer skills to the test.Settle in, bundle up, and get ready for your snuggliest winter adventure yet today!
>>153124167>who says no?Hopefully En Nesyri
I look like this
>>153124196Why is his anus up there
>>153124210Probably torsonic Polarity Syndrome
>>153124210The plastic surgeon misunderstoof him after he came to see him after the Crans-Montana fire
ooooooooooooh biola
marmotta...the gym...per favore
Fabbian wins it
As the overpriced pretentious Japanese cooking knife sliced the red pepper in half it suddenly hit him. Why would someone think its fine living in 9 square meters, why would someone shoplift always from the same supermarket, why would someone only eat apples and premade coopslop, why would someone never cook, why would someone use his workplace as his primary point of reference.... it was now evident that someone lives in his office
>We are going to have derby delle isole next season in serie ass with Cagliari vs. Palermo I kneel
Mats Deijl is up
warra teamtalk
if rattusso doesnt start gym over di merdenzo i will snap
PALESTRAALESTRA
>>153124694Palestra RB & Bartesaghi LB solves the Italian NT unironically
Mo what an allenatorus the Pisacanus(These captchas are getting insufferable)
The loss against this Da Vinci-esque tank is now completely and totally redimensioned.
Beware beware The most dangerous lead is there
>>153124744You just triggered my PTSD from trying to 100% this sequence.
>>153124763I knew you'd remember it!
Tired of looking at that half empty construction site everytime Fiorentina play
Haha yeah, it's totally only the Fiorentina stadium that looks like an abandoned construction site
surely >my club won’t spend money on norton-scruffy instead h-haha
Kilicsoy is a turbo manlet?
>The Watch Dogs franchise lies irrevocably dead, a cold relic of a past ambition, doomed to remain in the shadowy annals of gaming history. No future flickers on the horizon; Ubisoft has sealed the fate of this once-promising series, akin to the hollow hopes of a Serie A fan witnessing their league's descent into irrelevance. The dreams of digital rebellion and hacker heroics have been silenced, choked by the weight of unsatisfactory sequels and a lack of innovative vision. We are left to mourn what could have been, a fading memory, forever hanging in the air like the specter of unfulfilled promise.t. Tom Henderson
>Losing to Cagliarionly relegation-level sides would do that
>>153125032this is pully erasure
>>153124974good, only the first one was good
Look at that, another satisfaction
Do italians / serie a players eat jogurt?
>>1531253682 was actually really gud, just some of the characters around the negru protag being a bit cringe.Best open world experience since GTA IV
>>153124974I almost pasted this to a couple of my gaming frens
https://x.com/ultimoranet/status/2015136359741083743The news of ICE coming to Italy during the Olympics makes me cry of happiness, imagine multiple scenes like this but it's shitalians getting executed while they scream "PIZZA PASTA MANDOLINO MAMMA MIA *BANG BANG BANG*"
>>153126232PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Why is bro wearing pajama pants?
chifi letting EVERYTHING go atm
Minneapolis, Topolinapolis and Paperinapolis
I just found out Openda has a double barrelled... first name
>>153126275(added Dildiz)
>>153126480nice
The snot is brewing
>Horny Slut
>>153104703what a delightfully Dutch household
Taylor really hasn't impressed so far
MR CHIVU WATCH OUT
>>153126735should've tried purchasing the referee instead
Alex "Jeffrey pretti" Jimenez scored
I dont blame anyone for not wanting to be a part of this shit. >we need a verona style squad refresh with like 13+ new players
>En-Nesyri has not yet responded to Juventus' offer. Fenerbahçe, having reached an agreement with Juventus, are making intense efforts to convince the player. If this attitude persists, the management may take radical decisions. Tedesco, on the other hand, wants to utilize En-Nesyri until he leaves.Just get Renault Kangoo ffs
Juventus' new #9 will be Thomas Ruggles Pynchon
ratskolnikov will solve this
>Juventus, which has a total agreement with Fenerbahçe, wants En-Nesyri to be fully aware of the transfer to Turin. The player has taken time: the bianconeri will not wait beyond Monday.>For now, Ottolini has returned to Italy.
>>153127395Based and pynchonpilled
>>153127297Lotito's cleaning company does not have as many employees-chattels to rummage through
>Lecce 0.42 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.32 LazioNow THIS is calcio
>>153127523feels like a good ol' SPAL v brescia tpye of match
Mercato lmao
Sick and tired of Serie A 0-0's. How many times are these lower half teams keep going scoreless ffs
People who hate 0-0's are the same who are into audiobooks
Calcio /biz/ idea to finance Juventus' transfer market through donations: Ottolini per mille
>>153127686Filtered
Do NOT look up which ubisoft studio was in charge of the development of Prince of Persi-ACK
Ubisoft Continassa
>>153127686The Serie A can afford being irrational longer than Ireland can stay potatoless
Hmmm sort of looks like Camila Morrone, sort of
Did he just /seriea/ watermark a Highguard concept art?
>>153124974I just want new Brothers in Arms already
Sleep tight /seriepost-apo/(I'd link the audio version, but I think we all know in our heart just how qt she sounds)
Sevilla might be hijacking the En-Nesyri deal loleTortolli does it again
my fanta is in shambles. this round forgot to fix line up yet again. missed lot of rounds.
Why didn't anyone tell me that torino got told off by their fans
>>153128387>by their fansSo, nobody?
>>153128113such aggressive hand gestures
Oscar Minnesota
>lazio are considering Everton's Tim Iroegbunam, a central midfielder born in 2003 who has played 17 matches this season
Just finished watching Sinnersthe irish dancing and the blues barn song scenes were pure unfiltered kinogud movie, 8-/10
>>153129495also a new Criterion kino is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcscEY2KoS8
TOTAL ARYAN VICTORYBUCKS GETTING BROKEN
>>153129495Didn't like the ending but pretty good film yeah
Guillermo del toro but he has lautardo's head
Midnight fabbrica time. Missed calcios today
>>153130168disgusting moonface
>>153129586Hey, that's the guy from Death Stranding!
>the guy who got ice'd in Minneapolis had shitalian rootsWow so why is everyone so uppity?
Goodmorning! Let me just check my FotMob app to see what teams are supposed to be playing today… well well well, would you look at that.
1/3 no Junjō na Calcio
Hearts v Celtic, Arsenal v Yahnited, Rube v Nabole, Roma v MeeelanCALCIO CALCIO CALCIO I AM GOING INSANE
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