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>>153103115For a second I thought this was a women’s football match
The SheBelieves Cup already has a thread.
>>153103115when will the panenka meme endif you want to go down the middle at least hit it as hard as you can
>>153103143it only works if the keeper respects you as a good player, if they think your shit they wont dive early
>culo culo
bro is not him
>>153103115damn megan rapinoe fell off
>>153103115>absolute shit kick at penalty>run to sideline pretending you got hurt while you hold back tearsthis is a generation influenced by Ronaldo btw. sad!
>>153103520Ronaldo Derangement Syndrome
I will never get tired of failed panenkas
>>153103115>pretending you're hurt when you fucked upHey I did this too when I was 10.
>>153103115so... is this a moid or a foid?
>>153109551it's a roid
what a kwab
>>153103864no such thing
>>153103864nah he's right and you never saw Ronaldo play.
>>153109532Me too because we had a girl in our soccer team (she was the same age but taller and stronger than all the boys, so she had to train with us). We did a sprint exercise and I was about to lose in a direct race with her so I faked an injury. Never went back to play soccer after that and joined a handball team instead.
>>153109551It's a male. Here's a picture of him when he was a kid.
>>153110603Based. Never admit you lost.
>>153103115kwab even more so after faking the injury
>>153110603That girl probably killed Germany's best ever hot prospect footballer and she doesn't know it.
>>153103115LMFAO who is this pink haired scumbag
should FIFA step in and do something about Panenkas?
>>153109532I still do this when I fail a workout at the gym
>>153110421Damn. Could’ve sworn I saw him win more Champions League titles than a certain HGH fueled little person. Guess not
>>153103143>if you want to go down the middle at least hit it as hard as you cani gotchu senpai
>>153111589no you never saw Ronaldo play and you have no idea how accurate >>153103520 this post is.http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6941810.stmi was at this game, Ronaldo disappeared as his team failed to win. he had a big trantrum and got sent off after lashing out. something he still does as recently as last year versus Ireland.you never saw Ronaldo play in your life.
>>153111616ah yes this is what Ronaldo will be remembered forcope and seethe more Rasheed, no englel player will match these records in the next 5000 years yet you invented this game. i would be seething too ngl.
>>153111638what's this got to do with Ronaldo's immature mentality as outlined here? >>153103520if you can't stay on topic, try lurking for a while.
>>153103115btw, 11 penalties were missed in that game.https://streamable.com/qr85mx
strong mind > weak mindsimple as
I genuinely thought this was a lesbian at first glance.
>>153111616Ronaldo Derangement Syndrome. I’m sorry, mate. It’s terminal
>>153111684Holy shit this was horrible
>>153103143The deciding factor is wether you are a) strongmind and b) able to send the goalie in another direction.
To be fair, a dribbler straight to the keeper beats a sailed boot.To be even more fair, though, holy fuck this is literally your fucking job to be good at kicking soccer balls in a specific direction and right now it's just sitting there it's not moving at all you have as much time as you want to line up your kick perfectly this could not be simpler how do you fuck this up so badly Christ.
>>153103115Probably one of the worst penalty shotout in a while even if it was a friendly, that keeper catched 4 pens and they still lost, kek.
>>153103115KWAB
>>153114068>catchedlol
