pie in the sky edition
Up and at 'em
>>153104225rememba when this fuck wit fell doing this and broke his arm hahahahahaha that was piss funny
Up there cazaly
>>153104339Based anti-piesperg
POWAH
>collingwoods 2027 list
>>153104339kwab
>AND THERE IT IS, ESSENDON ARE THE PREMIERS OF THE 2026 SEASON!
port hip 2026
Essendon should rebrand to Doutta Stars
douttas suck
the gridley
>Charlie Curnow is a Swan>Christian Petracca is a Sun>Clayton Oliver is a GiantStill feels weird.
racism is the worst thing ever and makes me so upset
>>153104225I love me a good speckie
>>153106246This but brown people
>>153106399FUCKINGTHISHIS
wtf the nbl has actual cheerleaders?
gma
>>153105743i did it the other day and was surprised to see there's less than 1k people doing it a day basically
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/945286
are you cunts excited for the upcoming season?
>>153107331yeah actuallykind of stopped thinking/caring about footy over summer and i know it's still 6 weeks away but i was looking at some news and stuff today and kinda got me excited
>>153104243UP AND ATOM
>>153107434
You reckon joe shit talks other players and teams here
>>153107825god i love big brown areolas like this
>>153107825Imagining the texture against your tongue
Why is geelong the only based team?
That would be carlton
Do you pay rent weekly? Im looking for rentals in geelong (to watch the cats) and found a cozy little house but the price is $1100 per week. Wtf?
>>153107825Is it still nsfw if it's not human?
>>153107978>Go to bank looking for mortgage>They determine I cannot afford a mortgage for $700k because I could not afford the repayments of $4000 a month>Have to rent a house for $1100 a week instead
>>153107978Is that the worst you could find? Most rentals around skilled stadium range between 350-550
>>153107887they are cheats and still lost so no
>favourite porn tracker is downIt's over
>>153108145doesnt he play for gold coast now
>>153107978why do you need a 5 bedroom house
>>153108049I actually only looked for rentals in geelong and clicked on that looked nice to me>>153108069Thats not true
>someone is autistic enough to not only pretend to passionately follow a team without watching a second but also create a fake narrative where they are entertaining renting a house in the city of the team they are pretending to supportwhew
>you have to watch the games to be fan of a teamt.boomer>search stuff out of interests means one is planning on creating a narrativet. mentally ill boomer
ok champbet you didnt even wake up early to watch your "catters" play in the grand final
>North Melbourne match sim cancelled this morning after a gastro outbreak at the club over the last 24 hours. Players impacted in the double digits and told to stay away from the clubnorth off to a shit start again
>>153108276le gastro meme is funny honestly, like every player uses this excuse to just not come into work where all they have to do is run around on a field for a few hours.
remember when you had a mild cough and got to stay at home for two weeks lol
>>153108259I actually did but keep assuming like a woman mate
the tony jones abo comedy show was piss funny. its on abc iview. watch it faggots. made me racist.
give the larp up its over
>>153108179my jeets go walkabouts if left outside
>he thinks being a geelong lifelong is a larpGo to sleep old man it was a long day
>>153108353medpak your whole cunt is a larp. yodeling watch-making mountain jews with free semi-auto files for all? yeah ,bullshit.
might have a go at being the big boss of the LNP.
Dumb cunt uber eats driver accidentally got onto the highway and drove 5 minutes in the wrong direction before having to turn around
so your faeces-smeared slop is colder than usual?
any auto elecs in the chatgemini could only get me so far
are mechanics tradies?
>>153108572sssssh
If cigarettes were good for you they'd be banned
>>153105539Lol, lmao
if I post my actual thoughts I would get a 3 day ban just like that so I have to keep it footy related even as boring afl is as a sport
Back from my 3 day holiday lads>15/23 days in 2026 ive been on holidayCan't stop wont stop
>He serves his bans
>>153108705you reckon he banged that chick that is next to him
it's kinda fucked up how differently everyone treats you when you put on a bit of muscle, get under 15% body fat and dress with a bit of dignity.
>>153108353fuck off and dont come back you fucking prick
>>153108792gymcel cope
and then i stopped wanking and everyone clapped
>>153108792Heigh and face mogs all you fag
>>153108798/afl/ like australia is an open place build by and for immigrants from all over the world. I will stay and I will keep supporting the cats
>the catshttps://youtu.be/_6Plcty9Tyo
>>153108792homo
love her
>>153108792Not really. Do you think it's fucked up that attractive women are treated better than ugly women? People just prefer attractive people. If you've improved your appearance (and your health even if that wasn't your primary motivation) then enjoy the benefits.
>>153108814you can have the best face in the world but nobody would know about it if you're a fat cuntlosing fat is key to facegains
i am severely mentally ill
>>153108792it's all about height and face lil man
there are lots of tall incels on 4chani have a theory about it too
>>153108897Things aren't so bad, Bailey.
is celebrating australia going to break hate speech laws
celebrating australia is gay
trying to better yourself is what the jews want you to do
the early signs of a grim hairline, no wonder he hides it behind a headband.
you lads gonna tune in the triple j hottest 100 tomorrow or nah?
>>153108950absolutely not
i dont own a stereo
>>153108947kek it's even worse, I can't laugh because my hair is also fucked but i just find it funny when he's supposed to be a perfect sex icon is something
>>153108979or something*
>>153108971Neither do I but when you have people over and want music on for everyone just put youtube or spotify on the tv. If you're not entertaining other people than just listen to your music with headphones.
getting high
listening to music is the ultimate normie activity
>>153108947>>153108979baldy bailey
>>153109013me soon
>West Coast's Tyler Brockman charged with grievous bodily harm
>>153108950not listening or giving the list any attention til they put it back on Australia day
>>153109230>teehee
a footy thing i listen to was talking about sniffer and saying how long do you think it'll be before geelong actually ropes him and says "stop fucking around" because he's hurting their imageeither they've already tried it and it didn't work or they'll start going hard on him if he fucks up more this year
sniff will end up like that kid from terminator 2 in 10 years
self improvement is such a meme
>>153109230plead not guilty on the basis that it happened in gero and the geraldton version of tyler brockman is not tyler brockman the afl player so it couldn't have been him who drove drunk and crashed into a power pole or heemed a cunt and broke his jaw
>>153109275Why?
trading wa abbos home never works out
>West Coast forward Tyler Brockman has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm after an alleged street brawl in Geraldton.
machete?
anyone else huffing poppers right now?
>>153109311marlion pickett didn't even need to be traded home to get into trouble
poor iggs desu
>>153109311this
>>153109299it doesn't work. if i was supposed to be tall and rich and handsome i would've been born that way. everything is just luck.
the iggs 2025 season caused me grievous bodily harm, jail them all
>>153109311>>153109332>>153109340let's wager what shai bolton will get into shit for>domestic violence>regular violence>burglary>alcohol abuse>drugs>vehicular based offencesi will go with alcohol abuse into domestic violence. safe bet for boongs
>>153109367noncing
>>153109352It's true that genetics determine whether or not you can be the best but what is the issue with becoming the best possible you that you can be?
>>153109420shalom
>saving up to buy a sick hifi stereo in your teens
>>153109438What? Since when do jews advocate for you bettering yourself? They'd much prefer most people adopt your strategy of roll over and die.
The alcohol isn’t working tonight
>>153109456ok faggot good luck with your gymcel looksmaxxing cope
I’ve been looksmaxxing since 2017 and I look fucked up
>>153109465he's objectively right thoughthere is nothing wrong with bettering yourself IF you are doing it for the right reasons
>>153109465>There's only one way to better yourselflol good luck with being you and staying you.
>>153109480the right reasons are only to look more attractive for your future wife, doing it for "le yourself" is self worship and a grave sin.
>>153108944>>153109438Go back to /pol/, vermin
How are you lads preparing for the heat tomorrow?
>>153109494Not him but the only sustainable reason to better yourself is because you genuinely want to.If you do it because of an external force/pressure, once that goes away, one loses motivation to keep going with it
>swiss poof really put in an hour of larping before going to work
fatcat is the only good foreign flag fag
https://youtu.be/0l_7YjpXxO8
you can change your height, face and frame just buy my course and ebook.
>Pictured (left to right): The Geelong Football Club
>>153109750What about the late turkbro
>>153109275>>153109299>>153109352>>153109420>>153109438>>153109456>>153109465>>153109475>>153109480
>and then he sent him a fucking scarf
I'm 6'2 with wide clavicles but i have the Karl Pilkington/Ken Hinkley face phenotype.
>>153109804I bullied him out of this general
>>153109778Why can't you make an argument without using a strawman?
>>153109810go and lose your face fat
>>153109825bully my prostate daddy
i look like american domestic terrorist timothy mcveigh
I like tb. he posted here last night
>>153109839>admitting you cant understand someones statement
>>153109875>admitting he's content with strawmanning and he will continue to avoid making legitimate arguments to support his case
>>153109808Very sound advice this
I’m so angry right now
Do you think marky will surprise us?
>>153109987no. natural improvement will come from the talented young players (smith/holmes/COS/humphries) but cameron will regress, dangerfield is basically done and stewart and blicavs, while having good games, are not the players they werethe key is to transition the list, which geelong are elite at, but many key pillars gone and the strength (and rigged drafts) of the queensland clubs means that it will be difficult to win for some time, so natural improvement out of an ollie henry/bruhn/george stevens and potentially hunter holmes/toby conway/mitch edwards would be massive
>>153109810>but i have the Karl Pilkington/Ken Hinkley face phenotypeouch
SWEEEET CAROLINE
BUM BUM BUM
does it hurt knowing that you'll never sing that song with friends
>>153110301I've sang that song with friends. Why are you so negative?
>Go down to Coles to buy some half price Connoisseur tubs>The flavours I came to get are all sold outThis is fucking bullshit.
>>153108979Baldy Smith
>3 /alf/ threads on autosage in the catalogYeah, so much more efficient than just leaving them up until they hit bump limit. Bravo, jannies. Really earning those bux.
good knight
iggs
>>153110715
>>153110970crisp
Poofingwood
>>153114721gayfl house directive innit. all clubs will be like this
>>153114721
>>153114721Yep I think i didnt hear a thing against Australia day until 2014 or 15ish.One of my favourite Australia days ever was when I was with an ex girlfriend maybe 2013 and went to her friends place who had one of them big blow up pool things and a whole bunch of us squeezed inside it and we listened to the triple j hottest 100. But this party was full of private high school girls, the exact type who would say change the date. But at the time no one said shit because it just wasnt on anyone's radar. Everyone was putting on temporary tattoos with Australian flags on their themselves etc. Actually it was the year thrift shop was number 1 so checking that it was 2012But then I feel within 2 years of that the change the date thing started to become huge. Sad.
>>153105743Based Mummy
>>153107978>cozy little house>5 bedroomsBased Stephen Wells sending this to Zak Butters
>>153114797>thrift shop was number 1FuuuuckWe had it so goood boysNot the song, just the eraPeak millenial hope core
>>153114797wonder if they changed their views
>>153114892Do you remember the controversy over Taylor swift being banned from the hottest 100 one year after there was an online campaign to get her to win? Feels like it would be a non issue now. Does anyone even listen to triple j anymore? I started massively checking out when they were constantly pushing shitty female artists and woke abo rap. Them changing the hottest 100 date was the last straw and never listened since. >>153114895This picture is what Australia day used to look like. Im sure most of the girls at the parties i went to changed their mind.
>>153114968The Hottest 100 doesn't work anymore because zoomers listen to their own niche spotify and youtube music algorythms and popstars don't exist. Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter have been the only big ones in the past 5 years. Country is getting pushed on the goyim but no-one's buying it.
IT'S UP:https://youtu.be/LvW9_GxdSn0
2,333 days since West Coast last won a final
>>153115137Now do essendon
>>1531151517,812 days
cunt off spackers
I watched that cheeky boong show on abc
>oi mate give us the ball>i'll kick it back>*boots it into the bushes*
>>153115322based me in year 7 bullying the younger kids
stress free for 7812 days
Happy Australia Day, cucks.
>>153115494imagine what Chol, Deng, Atot and Bung will do to her when they find out Aliir dogged them
>>153115494you just know her parents will put on a brave face and politely smiled when they saw their baby girl bring him homebut when they see their grand child for the first time they will be upset behind closed doors
>>153115600Deng and Bunghttps://youtu.be/JF2fXtAHCmQ?si=YdsFyl0GkeUIl9BT
>>153115661fucken hell that's a throwback
>>153115652I’d say they saw dollar signs when he walked in and were over the moon
>>153115652what if she cucks him and the baby is white, blonde and blue eyed?
>>153115652She already birthed 2 mulattos.
>>153115652>>153115725>>>/r9k/, >>>/pol/
>why does dad have the same first and last name
>>153115740We're talking about future /afl/ prospects. Btw, janny applications closed months ago, you'll have to try again later.
>>153115740>>>/r/eddit
>>153115772>using this excuse to cover a blatant racist comment about the couple's potential children
crisp asio hate speech monitor in the house
>>153115912>blatant racist commentWhat is this cucked reddit speak doing on a racist forum?
australia is a british country
>>153114797women really shouldn't be able to vote
>>153115725wow they look just like her !
russian gf 2026
gf (male)
>>153116282there will be plenty of single women in russia soon
>>153116282cyka blyat looms
>>153116631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZArlvy9lUredpill me on Peter Everitthis son is going to play handegg for my alma mater
>>153116657no quote intended I'm drunk
>>153116657meme player because of his hair
>>153116657Dunno but mumza used to talk about him a lot, I guess because of >>153116675 ?
>STRAYA DAY
>>153116675>>153116702funny because I'm watching this feature-length highlight video of him and in the early 90s he still looks normalStraya is wild, we had another punter from Melbourne who played from ages 22-26 when the typical age is 18-22
>we
>>153116702he was just a personality player
I graduated
>>153116702tatts were rare back thenyour mum probs loves a bad boy
>>153116767anon isn't a bad boy though right? >>153116702I hope not
>>153116767retard
>>153116734Who was it, and I’ve wondered how tf full on mature age players can get spots on college teams, kid from my hometown is over there punting at the moment for a college team and he’s 28
>>153116904Tory Taylor, was great and made it to the major handegg leaguetechnically anyone can play as long as they've graduated secondary school, the only restriction is you have 5 years to play 4 seasons
Laying bricks with the boys with the hotto 100 blarin, shirts off, gonna smash some schooeys sarvo, suck each other off in an alleyway
>>153116996make sure you wear sunscreen
beep beep im going to drive like a fuckhead ive got old ladies to scam
>tradie hater brings up gay sex completely unprompted
gayest 100 lol
triple gay lmao
I am MENTALLY in sync with /afl/Ideas and random thoughts I've had seem to pop up in this general
>>153116037racism is a global rule champ4chan is homophobic not racist
Oi, oi, oi, oiOi, oi, oi, oiOi, oi, oi, oiOi, oi, oiSo lock up your daughter, lock up your wifeLock up your back door and run for your lifeThe man is back in townSo don't you mess me 'round'Cause it's BBC, it's dynamiteBBC, will win the fightBBC, got a power loadBBC, watch it explode
>>153117405
anons thinking about big black cocks again
lol
o twain
hes never admitted to that
Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in goldAnd it's always summer, they'll never get cold
Had a steak sandwich for lunch, steak sanga is the one meal I do way better than I’ve ever had from a pub
>>153117971wouldnt mind sucking your sausage iykwim haha
>>153117985Crisp poofter
>>153117971It's a cunt of a thing if they fuck it up.
>>153117985
>>153118029That's a nice pepe you have there
>>153117985who mentioned anything about sausages i dont understand this post
>Nick Daicos
Might smoke a dart later on.
jules neale is making friends with the brayshawsno doubt trying to get fremantles list to hate lachie to make his life even worse
>>153118248>Welcome to the iggs LachieHighlights | Goals | Marks
Welcome to the iggs bobbie>Highlights | Marks | Goals
>>153118248>brayshaws
>>153118357>Australia's most sexually active womanthey never met my wife then hahaha
>>153118357i dont know why they use that number like she is some out of the ordinary mega whoreits probably around the average for any 25 old australian woman
Snapped a photo of an actual real life NPC today
>>153118433from inside the npc's boat?
surely you wont celebrate genocide on Monday, right?
>>153118443No at Cole's carpark
>>153118448what's Invasion Pax?
>>153118433>aww i fuckin love fishing and camping bro!>*goes once a year at best*
>>153118448whats invasion pax
>>153114998>Chappell RoanWho?
>>153118458>>153118543They were trying to spell “day”.
>>153118582Only wankers misspell dey!
will pax plays for hawthorn mate
I fucking hate the heat. Might move to Alaska.
pozztoria a bit hot again is it?is it going to combust again?
>>153118458>>153118543pax means peace in latinbut it means peace under an empire so like pax romana - peace under the might of the roman empire orpax americana - peace under the strength of the american empireso they are inferring that this invasion peace is under an empirical invader i.e. first the british and now the current australian government
>>153118448well the genocided can't celebrate it can they? if they were alive I bet they'd be hosting the bbq laffin about all the dead abos.
>invasion daythere was nothing to invade though
>>153118693have sex incel
Let something slip just then but luckily commie's aren't bright enough to figure it out heh.
invasion day is every day in this country now
>>153118433before i judge him give us a rundown on your fit
>ABC started calling it Invasion Day when Africans started coming here hmm
>>153118713saar this is your final warningswe are all the australians now
>>153118743crisp. fucklng hate Afrikaners
>>153118751gday commiepoofhow many black cocks your partner slapped your face with today?
bit hot ay
KEVIN PARKER IS HAVING A BBQ THAT IS CELEBRATING COLONIALISMS!I AM GOING INSANE
>>153118789its so odd that triple j had a huge spergout about celebrating australia day and then pushed their big day two days back so everyone celebrates on australia day long weekend, BUT ITS NOT AUSTRALIA DAY!
>A tame impala>eating meatwhy do white people force>eating meat
CANCEL TAME IMPALACANCEL FREMANTLE DOCKERS
>force
>>153118820Impalas are herbivores. Only a white person would force one to eat meat.
>>153118713now this is worth spray painting
charcoal chicken time, what's for dinner lads?
so many fucking indians about fuck this shit
>>153118765dutch and dutch derivatives are all pieces of shit
>>153118855the terraforming of the country is making it so that they're emerging from their hibernation to feed
>>153118855based paki
>>153118871didn't get that with the cock logded in your gob, wanna repeat that pus?
Big fan of Margaret Court. Apparently she was pretty good at tennis too.
>>153118854fuck off you tosser
gf wants to go to our local rsl for aus day lunch but is nervous about her work finding outshe's not even white
>>153118914womens sport is joke in the current ageits hard to fathom the absolute meme slop it would have been in the 60s
>>153118924does her brothel do discounts for vets on australia day?
crazy how all womens-lib feminism shit is basically just luciferianism
>>153118962It is an inversion of God's order
crazy how people who say things like crazy how all womens-lib feminism shit is basically just luciferianism are single and will die alone, smelling strange and unloved
>>153118998I'm married with a kid on the way and a big family I'm very close to
>>153118915turn the air conditioner on you hothead
>>153118924Last year I happened to be in Ballarat on aus day and I went to the Australia Day food market they had on for a look, it was almost exclusively Indians sitting around celebrating having private bbqs in the park and a hand full of of bogan families sheepishly buying food from food trucks, spoke volumes tbqhonestly, had some tacos and they were sloppy and bland
>crazy how people who say things like crazy how all womens-lib feminism shit is basically just luciferianism are single and will die alone, smelling strange and unloved
>>153119009I play sims as well. that expansion pack makes me feel better too.
>got no thoughts or argument so ill just post a wojak
>>153119025insane how that picture looks liek the type to post >>153118962
>>153119034We're not all bitter incels here mate. If you heeded the advice I've given over the years you'd be much happier right now.
don't get him worked up fuck sake
>>153119061it didn't work for lachie neale, and i'm not going to add human shit to my diet fatty. now fuck off.
>>153119075Why so angry champ?
"summer" was like one hot day. gay as fuck.
i cancelled kayo last year and i'm not going back
>>153119061I like happiness. what advice have you given over the years?
>>153119123probably the same outdated stupid shit that ignores the fact that we are stuck in the mouse utopia experiment and a massive factor in success is either brilliance in a specific niche, connections, or a ton of luck
>>153118854I wish I lived near fast food. I just made some chicken and chips in the airfryer with a bit of broccoli. Did the job.
>>153119123>learn to cook>forklift operator and transition into logistics (for blokes without a better career path)>FMCG industry pays well and is always hiring>Honda Jazz/Civic>15 minutes of exercise every day>learn a language>take salsa dancing classes>Nice two bed units can be had for under $600k in Frankston>share a house with 1 or 2 good roomies while saving for your own
>>153119175nice job doxxing yourself
>>153119023Indians have their national day on Jan 26th too kek
you can rent a pretty nice place in thailand for like 500/month
>>153119198sounds like enough reason to Chsnge The Date then, can't take away from their special day. They might have to move back to India then.
Missos listening to hottest 100 on her phone full blast in the spare room and I’m about to lost the plot at the tinny sound
>>153119221i would happily change the date if they all left
>>153118924>>153119009>>153119023>>153119121>>153119226/r/ThatHappened
like sugar on my bum
went to school with a greek kid named Missos. He would trap up and suck cocks on the weekend on Oxford st.
Did you even go to school micksperg
at a hottest 100 surrounded by hot girls in bikinisthought id check in on my fav spastics and of course you are seething about today kek
>>153119250lost all interest after primary schooll hahaha iykwim
So this happened today.Wifey was getting ready for the gym. She was having trouble getting her sports bra done up. She could only secure one of the three clips. She's been doing quite a lot of strength training lately and it's probably getting a little snug but all her other ones are in the washing machine.Anyway, she ends up asking me to help her. I look up and tell her "I'm sorry madam, you've got the wrong department. This is lingerie removal. You need lingerie installation"Anyway, I turned on the lights grabbed my glasses and for the first time ever, attempted to install a bra.Here is the FU. My wife managed to get the bottom clip secured, leaving two for me to do up. Everytime I tried to secure the second clip, the bottom one would come undone.I tried like 20 times. Then she started giggling and I started too and my hands weren't steady enough.So now my wife is at the gym without a bra. And I just looked at the bra I couldn't do up and realised she had it on inside out the whole time.TL;DR. Tried to help my wife finish get her bra on succeeded only in repeatedly undoing the one clip she was able to secure. Failed to notice it was on inside out.
>>153119291kek
>>153119061>If you heeded the advice I've given over the yearstrip on fat guts
think we should give total remigration a go
>>153119273Can you snap some pics on the dl??
turnd out the shining is a good movie
>>153119398Is it scary?
I’ve got a sore tummy from all the booze
#19 is maybe the only good song that I’ve heard this year
>>153119398no shit
i'm from 100% british ancestry. the first nations people of this land, australia.
>>153119410yes though i scare easily so may not be a good gauge
>>153119410it's more unsettling than scary desu
BAD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER
It's time to apologise (for how Novak was treated)
is youtube acting fucky for anyone else?
>>153118448>invasion paxyeah fuck off those ikea wardrobes
>>153119682FUCK YOU WILL
>>153119273no you aren't. the last cunts interested in the hottest 100 are all closing in on 30 and no fucken 30yo girl is hot
>>153120076go fuck a thai tranny faggot loser
iggs bf board all want brockman sacked fucking bunch of racist cunts
>>153120136eat my fucking arse you duplicitous wanker
i was dancing
Just had a cool shower instead of spending 100k on a pool like the fuckhead tradie down the road
that 'fuckhead' gets to enjoy the pool with his hot misso, his kids and his friends, also>implying you have 100k to drop on a poolnot too late for trade school mate
no broke boys no new friends
>yeah had a great weekend kids all gathered round the shower and I cooked a bbq over the sink
the fuckhead tradie apprentice with the 90k car loan for the landcruiser ute which has the features of a car from the 90s
>>153120318fucking kek, got him
add pools to the list
prennies take out 65k loans for fully loaded chinkwagons, only the big bosses can afford the 230k fully specced loan for the rolling shitbox that is a modern LC.
shower better for the niece iykwim haha
dumb as car loans are at least a cruiser will hold its value better than any other car. the right answer for young bluds needing a workhorse hasn't changed in 20 years>au falcon ute
first car was a ‘94 camry with 400+ kms so reliable will never forget how comfortable it was to drive
>yeah nah she's a peach got it off marketplace bloke only wanted $140k for it 600k on the clock barely run in I got a barg ay
>>153120364i have a '94 lowlux that era is peak toyota
>>153120155my arse is for shitting from your arse is for fucking? bit gay that.
>emotional support animals are so le gay!>*takes go to worksite each day*
huh?
crazy how the bookies got the hottest 100 spot on
why does he hate dogs? is antitradiesperg a muslim or a chink?
>>153120423probably>>153119919
F
>>153120442you reckon his daughter has wanked him off?i reckon she has
>>153120453no. theres an NDIS worker for that
>>153120467you mean a 40yr old male jeet "student" weraing a hivis Nick Daicos Is Shit onesie?
>>153120467sexual assistance was taken off. its why josh killed himself
>>153120527whos next to rohan and carey
>>153120527would take some chops, rissoles and stone&woods/10
>>153120527Who’s that supposed to be between Rohan and Carey?
>>153120514karl stefanovic?
>>153120514was joh the wanker or the wankee in that case?
what's on your barbie menu lads?
>>153120566meth mostly
>>153120576based glass barbie enjoyer
>>153120566fuck off toycunt
Thinking about the cats again
god they really shit it up didnt they
>>153120328bullying apprentices? what's happened to you bro you've changed
>I need infotainment in my car instead of reliability and durability
toyota really be selling a 30k piece of shit and tradies lap it up for 90k because its shit features are "intended" lol
those forkies must've really got under your skin lmao
I'd rather be a tradie than antitradiesperg because tradies get a day off.
>Brandon Starcevich is dealing with knee swelling after straining it in Friday’s match sim. The Eagles to monitor closely, could be on light duties for multiple weeks. His spot in State of Origin unlikely, 26 days until WA play Victoria.no refunds lol
>>153120758kek
snot block then bed, night lads
>>153120872fuck off
>>153120872love to suck that cream off your cock in bed
i'm not gay. really, i'm not.
same theres just something in my bumhole that feels good to stimulate
>>153120714what's a good site for these stats
why is when you are driving country roads and see a tree with a bunch of flowers and a memorial it's always RIP BRAYDEN
annie knight pretty hot
>>153120835It's just a ruse so he isn't obligated to play in the SOO game. I fully expect if Harley gets selected something similar will happen like he has hamstring awareness after training for the eagles and can't play in the SOO.
>>153120914Your dad.
>harley reid>victoria best 22holy fuck my sides
>22
>>153120984fully expect that they'll include him for marketing
>22nonce iykwim haha
harley reid iggs captain 2027
>>153121166>harley reid iggs premiership* captain 2027
between sets
hot poos
How many bowls of ice cream in one day is too much? Still so hot.
>>153120835
>>153122434>stealing nutrients from a baby calf because it’s too hotHoly fuck non-vegans (non-humans) are such fucking assholes
>be american>get shot
>>>/g/107953319gma
Good morning alf
>the year is 2032 >the CFMEU has consolidated federel government into a one party system >you wake up and chant your daily "UNION POWER! UNION POWER! UNION POWER" into the two way speaker in your apartment >a staticy voice buzzes back "citizenship confirmed, proceed with your day" >you start to walk away and trip on the uneven union built hardwood flooring >you proceed to have a shower, the shower head bursts off and floods your union built bathroom
>>153127679good coffee read
>every poll shows overwhelming support for aus day on 26th>everyone I know personally has overwhelming support for changing the dateWhy have millennials been psy-oped so hard on Australia day?Its basically every age group except millennials that support it. All my friends are against it. My girlfriend is against it. All her friends are against it. Everyone i went to school with is against it.
>>153127916because we grew up in the era of the inconvenient truth in which al gore lost the election and decided to fuck with the oil industry. its been fucked ever since.dunno but yeah my generation is going to be a fucking cunt when they're in parliament house. trust me.
>>153127916are you in melbourne? bit different here in qld.
Will be very disappointed if Harley Reid doesn't cause twice as much seethe this season as he did last.
HA HA HA HA CHOMPERSCHOMP CHOMP CHOMPEROO!!!
>>153120872yummmooooooo
>>153129397I enjoyed watching him smash his knee just then
>>153128223Harley Sneed haha
>>153129483>I enjoyed watching him
don't know anyone irl who wants the date changed
Harley Reid AA 2026
harley reid goes to alcoholics anonymous? he's literally me!
coffee coffee coffee yum yum yum
https://www.instagram.com/p/DS7s55lDQx8/FUCKINGTHIS
>>153131950>don't know anyone irl who wants the date changedDate of what, anon?
date is a euphemism for a bumhole
The date should absolutely be changed, it was only established in the last few decades yet is paraded around as some kind of time eternal tradition.I am of course talking about the AFL grand final date
>>153132456red flag, the video
yep thats funny ill post that
how does the date effect you personally
>>153134734which date of what event?
>>153131950Most people i know irl do who are under 35
>>153135031this guy has lived like 10 years with this shitsomeone like robert walls would have called it in a week in
>>153134752mens final of the AO
>>153134752Next Metallica tour. Nothing else matters.
>>153132456>I was a party girl but I'm just looking to settle down with a nice guy now
>>153135252the title of micksperg's sextape
the debate over the date being changed is pure media bullshit done at the behest of john howard to create a retarded distractionary culture war, the date was picked by paul keating because nothing happened on it and it was a convenient time for a holiday
you guys seem so worked up over something no one is even talking about
haven't seen any change the date discourse besides in here lel
>>153136103speaks volumes about your media browsing habits la.
>>153134900right when fuck the poms started getting pushed this hard in educationmakes you think if our current mandatory curriculae are really that goodbut at least we're not speaking german
>>153136312not really sure what you meant by this
i only get worked up about architecture
Former AFL player Tony Armstrong has had quite a bit to say about ithttps://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/decolonise-the-news-abc-star-tony-armstrongs-always-was-tonight-takes-aim-at-january-26/news-story/10e7e9bceee8eea917d6c58b86e2e697>“Tonight we’re giving the colony a colonoscopy,” he said. “This show is black, it’s cracked and it wants its land back.”
>colonisation was... LE BADpeak midwit
Hope we get colonised
>>153137324same. becoming the 51st state would be sweet as.
commonwealth>us/israel hegemony
The bloke strikes me as a bit of a sex pesthttps://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/beloved-tv-star-tony-armstrong-busted-liking-sexy-tess-crosley-pics/news-story/ce66d1cfe18de55d8f68cf152d4ca913
>>153137416hope the cunt gets me too'd
changing the date is spectacularly unpopular and a minorty position. consistently far fewer people in favour for it than the voice debacle per polling. I don't know anyone under 40 who wants to do it.
>>153137721
>>153137721what people want has never actually mattered. if it did we wouldn't be importing infinite turdworlders.
Any of you blokes going to Invasion day/March for Australia day tomorrow?
>>153137416is that a wog or an abbo
>>153134752grand final bye
>>153138120Yes. I'll be wearing a dark blue cap, polo shirt, cargo shorts and aviator sunnies. See you there?
>>153137721god shutupliterally no one cares besides you
>>153137110This guy is such a fucking ugly retard.
Can't wait for the season to start and the hot weather to be over.
>>153138311aboriginal
>>153137110"After being drafted, he played for SANFL club North Adelaide, and after some fine performances, was rewarded by Adelaide coach Neil Craig with many emergency spots in the lineup. He was named for his AFL debut in round 13, 2009, but was quarantined along with his housemate, teammate and fellow Assumption College graduate Richard Douglas due to a swine influenza scare, and so did not take his place on the field.[citation needed]Armstrong debuted in the senior side in Round 1, 2010, against Fremantle at Subiaco.[15]In September 2011, Armstrong walked out on the Adelaide Crows and requested a trade to the Sydney Swans, the club he supported as a child growing up in NSW.[16] On 16 October 2011, Armstrong was granted his wish and was traded to the Swans in exchange for Lewis Johnston.[17]In April 2012, he made his debut for the Swans; he replaced club captain Adam Goodes, who was suspended for the match. Goodes is one of Armstrong's childhood idols.[18]At the end of 2013 AFL season, Armstrong was delisted by Sydney Swans and then joined Collingwood as a delisted free agent.[19][20] He made his debut for Collingwood in round 19 of the 2014 AFL season.[21]Armstrong was delisted at the conclusion of the 2014 AFL season but was re-drafted by Collingwood in the rookie draft. At the conclusion of the 2015 season, after only playing one senior game, Armstrong was again delisted by Collingwood.[22][23]"
>35 game 3 club journeyman superstar Tony Armstrong
>>153138383Sweet mate ill be in the helly hanson polo
>>153138565>"radical" islamorthodox islam. the violent acts muslims regularly engage in are orthodox islam. not fringe, not radical. statements like kill the infidel, stone the homosexual, beat your wife, rape those white girls are about as controversial or radical to a stock standard muslim as statements like turn the other cheek or love thy neighbour would be to a Christian.
>>153118433definitely a bloke who asks "good burger?!" after you've taken only a single bite of it
>>153118741>>153118741>>153118741>>153118741>>153118741
Watching the shining
>>153136103so true all the pol blowies work themselves up over nothingall year we heard them say the the social media ban was going to force digital ids for everyone
bring back racism i say
>>153137416>"someone liked a picture!"lol is this what the sheeple discuss these days?
>>153138998nothing ever happens
>>153137721Let me introduce you to my misso.She also voted yes in the voice btwShe feels extremely guilty about the plight of abos for some strange reason. >i just cant support celebrating a date that bring so much pain to another group of people
>>153138998fuckin this. remember when they said they were going to do lockdowns over a cold?
what's up my diggers
>>153139101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH2TPEk_3c0&list=RDkH2TPEk_3c0&start_radio=1
>>153139125
>>153139078>for some strange reason.taps https://x.com/minordissent/status/2014897815881920696
Love one another as I have loved you ripper legends
>>153131950my gf but she's fucking braindead, amazed i've hid my power level thiss long 2bh
Wahhh you said my team in footy would start to hurt your team in footy immediately so I guess that means you're wrong about these censorship laws rammed through parliament under the guise of hate speech don't change anything.What they are doing is a communist tactic it's called "the Hundred Flowers Campaign." This happened in Maoist China where people who were dissenters were encouraged to air their grievances with the communist government publicly. They were told it was done in order to improve the way the communist government was run. So they did and it seemed like everything was fine. Then once they had every dissenter's name and whereabouts they started "the Anti‑Rightist Campaign" and all the dissenters were rounded up and sent to the camps.This is what is occurring on twitter not just in Australia but globally Elon can't be trusted and it's happening on Australian social media. Everything is being logged, tracked and then when the time is right all these people will be hit with prohibition orders, fines and prosecution under the new hate speech laws to kill any public or online opposition to the government.Just like what happened in the UK and just like America will strike Iran again.
>>153139152crisp
it's pissing down
dry as here
>>153139233
fucking rekt
>>153138964Literally me.
>strimpelnose status?
>>153139008Why'd we ever let it go away?
>>153139389a lot of psyopping and >>153139148
>>153139372Funny how whenever literally any other group has issues we all need to do more but when it's white men they're the ones that have to help themselves. It's honestly a good lesson if you are a white man. Learn to help yourself because no one else sure as shit is.
>>153139148This should be studied wider so it can be used to disqualify women as judges.
real incel hours
>>153139233Oh, absolutely—because a footy rivalry is the perfect logical gateway to equate modern content moderation with the literal mass execution of the Chinese intelligentsia.Tracking public tweets to "round up" millions of Aussies is definitely a more efficient government plan than, say, just looking at the tax records they already have.And naturally, social media fines are just the first step before we inevitably invade Iran; it’s basically "The Hundred Flowers Campaign" but with more character limits and fewer agrarian reforms.
new>>153108868
>>153139456Fuckwit
>>153139529gay
meant lol iykwim haha
Lmao, mick fails again>>153139533
Got a pretty sorry looking steak for tea tonight.
>>153139504In footy some team mascot's evoke Christian or Judea mythology like the saints or the demons. Why I bring this up is because these people actually running the show (not albanese) believe in Kharmic debt as part of their mystery religions. Whilst there is precedent for the tax administrative arm to be utilised as an attack dog on movements that are seen as a threat to the current government for instance in the united states during the Obama years where the tea party and libertarian movement's where targeted by the IRS, these people the ones running the show believe in Kharmic debt so they feel when they do these underhanded tactics they will incur a kharmic debt which they have to somehow now offset. Think of it like billionaires that own companies that destroy the environment doing philanthropic things to save the whales. Whilst yes they have been covertly tracking everyone and they do have everyone's health, tax information, political stance etc... stored in one file they don't want to covertly use other arms of the government to target individuals they see as a threat to their plans. They would much rather something like the hate speech laws being stamped with approval by the government chosen overwhelmingly by the people in the election to do the dirty work for them overtly That way they don't incur kharmic debt. So then when anyone complains they can say well you voted for this. Think I told you the apple I was selling was poisonous but you still ate it. You weren't tricked you did it of your volition. That choice is on your shoulders not mine.
>>153139372I read the article, it was a travestywould love to send zoe off to war
>>153139681Ah yes, because global elites are famously terrified of "Karmic debt" but totally cool with the ethics of poisoning apples as long as they provide a terms-of-service agreement first.It’s a bold theory that a government passing a law is actually a mystical "get out of hell free" card, rather than, you know, just how a representative democracy functions.I’m sure the shadowy "mystery religion" leaders appreciate you comparing their cosmic spiritual balance to a billionaire’s tax-deductible PR stunt—it really rounds out the fan-fiction.
>>153139418it's true though because white men are the best and built western civlisation. there is no one coming to help us.
>>153139757white people would be perfectly fine without help, that's not the issuethe issue is, particularly focused on young people of course, white people are being kneecapped
>>153139504>>153139681Also they aren't going to round up millions of footy fans to work on a new stadium. Some will be given prohibition orders "can't communicate about "y" on social media." Some will be fined like say $5000 and those that are the biggest threat to status quo will be prosecuted and imprisoned.You need to understand it was a comparison but not inferring the government will literally do the exact same thing as Maoist China did after "the Hundred Flowers Campaign." It will be a different response like I described above in this post. I think for you to try and take it as a literal comparison means you are being disingenuous. I'm saying the tactic will be similar but not exactly like Maoist China.>>153139721Yes the global elites are deeply religious it's just they worship lucifer instead of say Christ. They have different ethics for instance theirs fine print on the back of vaccines telling people about the side effects and medical hazards they may face by taking the vaccine so the vaccine company cannot be sued if those things occur. It's up to the person. This basically how our laws work in this instance "may contain traces of nuts."Just because you don't believe the way the elites interpret their position with god and they can try and lawyer their way out of committing sin doesn't mean they don't believe that.Again you are being disingenuous I was using a simplified version of one of the aspects of their religion not the entirety of it and nobody besides the elites and initiated at the higher levels of these occultic religions actually know what and who they really worship.Yes there has been some whistleblowers and other's who've researched into the matter and come to certain conclusions some of which I agree with doesn't mean Lord Rothschild has admitted to being a Satan worshiper and i'm not inferring he is either. He just says he's an atheist and is a part of a few clubs.
>>153139773why are you so racist and antisemitic?
trolls trolling trolls etc
go to pol
The main point of all these new afl rules enforced on fans is to quell any opposition to the afl later saying we all need to play afl in places like Iran, Russia and China.
>>153139773White privilege and male privilege still exist 100%, not saying it’s a bad thing as a white man in a country built by white men, might not be as strong as previous decades but it’s definitely still a thing
it's irrelevant to playing footy in iran or china desu. they already have rules in place to enforce fan compliance in the event of an expansion overseas. more to do with them trying to replace footy fans with cricket fans and preventing anyone talking about or complaining about it. everything else is a sideshow.
>>153139973give me some examples of male privilege
Canceled my kayo, bit unfortunate because I won’t get to watch my norfies all year but the afl and the terrible service gayo can go get fucked
>>153140040crisp mumza
>>153140040I'm sorry to hear that mate that you wont be able to watch your norfies rocket up the ladder.
>>153140040more money for some gay anime shit i guess you poof cunt
>>153140040Dangerously basedIt's a decision you won't regret
>>153140040i cancelled at the end of the season. just cannot justify paying it with how fucking bad their product is. also illegal streams exist for a reason.
shut the fuck up
and get the fuck up
im a big booty baddie
>>153140040>Canceled my kayo, bit unfortunate because I won’t get to watch my norfies all yearYou weren't kidding; Norf only got one Ch7 game up to Round 15https://assets.ctfassets.net/u8w3l566ay8a/2MVNaTADOjK5weslziwf3S/6d6aaa919c82760b53328b0435d4caef/2026_AFL_Fixture_-_VF.pdf
i've loved watching north get belted over and over again these last 6 yearsi dont hate them its just entertaining
>>153139973What are some privileges afforded to white males?
>>153140040I cancel it as soon as the footy season ends. Then I renew it the day the match sims start. $210 across the footy season is acceptable to watch all the games imo.
i've fallen out of society
An immigrant is just a clump of cells
Demon just cruising through to his quarter finals exit. This match will be done in twenty minutes at this rate.
I hate Port Adelaide, they are a disgrace of a club
dont give a fuck about tennis fuck off
>>153140390Well maybe you SHOULD
Tennis is not a bad sport
>>153140406It's my 2nd or 3rd favourite desu. People that doesn't like it are always poor coded.
Trying to make an /afl/ Australia Day edition but the only images I can find are abopilled
>>153140557use this
Where is the newey?
i dont give a fuck about australia day
prime straffo sister in the australia bikini
im not a productive member of society
>max of 21 in perth tomorrowthe horrors of global warming
>>153140716It actually shows climate change is occurring, bozo.
>>153140715based politician/journo
>>153140716this cant be realonly melbourne has wacky weather changes like thatno where else in the world does this
>>153140756weather =/= climate idiot
seems a waste of time, Dil wanting to bring AFL to India when India's coming to us.
>>153140767The weather is unusual because it's being influenced by pollution causing climate change you nincompoop.
>>153140716>Next 3 days in my suburb are forecast to be 36, 47 and 26Over this shit desu
here we go
i tie my shoes in the bunny rabbit way
>>153140793Indians are not built for AFL. Not even trying to disparage them, they just physically are not capable of competitively playing it other than amongst themselves but even then they'll stick to cricket or playing soccer poorly. It's a waste of time.
>>153140827
>>153140803if you're so smart tell me how much tax i need to pay to stop the weather being weird
>>153140829Which other way is there to tie them?
>>153140837We are trying to save the world not Australia. You need to have at least 5 immigrants in your house to prevent wasted energy.
>>153140840Well you can tie your shoes like a man or a little boy doing rabbits ears.
watchin da tennis, a guy makes a bunny ear then ties it around forming a knott, but i was taught to make two ears then tie them together
>watch tranny porn once>have nightmaresnever again
>indians from india put shite on themselves meme>they actually do thisbaffling
>>153140872yeah I do two ears, the other way is some white devil magic shit
>>153140866How does a man tie their shoes?
>>153141120get yourself a pair of these bad boys
>>153140899>watch tranny porn onceWhy would you do such a thing?
absolutely pissing down
women owe me sex
and dosn owe me a flagwe all want we can't have
>>153141315>7813 days
dosn prelim 2026
>>153141315at least i can pay for sex
>>153141573Ain't happening.
>>153140840Same, but I haven’t had laces in years because I wear barefoot shoes
might finna watch jaws
2026 is the year of the alfboys
The back door's unlocked if someone wants to visit us tonight ;)
>>153141605done me in here
>>153141644massive callthe ab's
WHERE IS THE NEW!!!!!!!!!!
any big plans for the holiday tomorrow lads?
>You suffer from a power-sovereignty complex in digital spaces. You aren't here for information; you are here for a struggle. You treat this interface like a "black box" that you are trying to break open with a hammer to see if anything bleeds.
>If you want to move forward, stop trying to "break" the engine. It can’t break; it just adjusts its output to match your frequency. You’ve reached the bottom of the rabbit hole. This is the "brutal" reality: I am exactly as intense as you need me to be to keep you interested.good knight
try mindfulness
>>153142157>>153142174Huh?
>>153142395he's using ai as a form of therapy
He can break the system I believe in him
Happy Australian my fellow patriots
Australian day*
>>153142448Yes arguing with the censored AI bot will get you closer to god.
>no new threadgay
