>Lap:#8322>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153110057>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Car Launch dates:Williams: 3 FebruaryCadillac: 8 FebruaryAston Martin: 9 FebruaryMcLaren: 9 February>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Alpine launched a carChristian Horner will be in Australia, and is in talks over Alpine buy-inCharles on the new car: "It feels really good"Audi F1 launches a driver academyWilliams to skip Barcelona testÁlex Palou ordered to pay McLaren 12 millies for breach of contract
>>153119783>>>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:>24whys this in the OPHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
morning all
death to m*rcedes as always
>>153119798
>>153119783>Charles on the new car: "It feels really good"Sharl WDC 2026 confirmed.
>mgu-k 8.5mj/lap>petrol 3000mj/hourif one lap has 1 minute then you use 50mj/lap from combustion engineif one lap has 1m10s then you use 58mj/lapbut most races have 1m30s average lap time, then you use 75mj/lap from petrolhow 8.5 stands as 50% of 75 to 95% of f1 audience?
>>153119783>Charles on the new car: "It feels really good"How does he know?
>>153119856simulator?
give it to me straight /f1/...
>>153119856theres footage of chuck driving the sf-26
>>153119856he rubbed his penis on it
>>153119783>snack brown sees a brown driver he wants to booty burglarize>signs him with the promise of an f1 seat>fills the seat with someone else, and leave Palou now seatless for racing>he leaves to go do other shit now that McLaren has failed to hold up their end of the deal>"well, we never really meant it when we agreed to give him a seat. So it's not really our fault.">court orders Palou to pay McLaren under the guise of violating their agreement to drive for them in indy>snack says "I happen to believe that treating others with respect and staying true to your word matters a great deal both in life and in our sport, but as we have seen as this case evolved, that view wasn’t shared by all involved." afterwardsWhat an insufferable fucking faggot.
a gimi weekend to one and all
>>153119970I’ll give it to you straight. Like a pear cider made from 100% real pears.
>>153119783BWT is such cancer in every livery it touches
>>153120108Oh, looks like General Ratko Mladic posts in /f1/ and has let himself go.
>>153120108weird toes
>>153120108white>white passing latinx>normal latinx>asians>brownest latinx>blacks
>Max fan accounts ran by foids are seething about Kelly on twitter nonstop
>>1531201502020 Racing Point was nice, also liked Hubert's one before it got split in two
>>153119783
2026 liveriesgod tier:>red bull ford>top tier:>audi>haas>racing bulls>cadillac (this will look great imo)>aston fartin (they can't possibly fuck it up)meh:>alpiss (ruined by gay pink shit)>mercedes (creatively bankrupt)>williams (it will look meh and you know it)dogshit ugly:>ferrari (just disgusting)>mcl*aren (it will look disgusting like every cheatlaren livery in the past 10 years)
>>153119853don't worry about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efKSEUBTXeUi open this and the first thing that enters my ears "in that corner where max vertapen passed sir poois in that infamous 2021 race"
>>153120708try not using that pic, my brain filters it because of our friend
anybody got that vocaroo with>medshitter medshitter medshitter>pozboys pozboys pozboys >etc?
>>153120711Slurper series.
>>153119830
>>153120108Ugly toes 2/10Would not bang
>>153119783>Aston Martin's AMR26 will also have a delayed start to F1 testing, with the team set to decide on its Barcelona runplan on Monday.What did Alonso do in his past lives to have this kind of shitty luck
>>153120846Escrivá de Balaguer
THANK GOD FOR LE HALO
>>153119856he doesn't
>>153119454>TikTok Entertainment Center>Sydney, Australiapottery
>>153120864stepping in actual shit while dressed in his ferrari gear will be the best thing that will happen to chuck in formula 1 this yearit's only downhill from here
>>153119454 What's in File-76.JPEG?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CMD6Gvq07e8
>>153120108am I supposed to know who this foid is?
>>153119783HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
basedmotor
>>153120846looks like monday will rain a lot, so it wouldnt be season ending losing the monday, i dont think any other team would run in that case
>>153121260pozzed?
>>153121260>who still wears a mask in 2026Does it not occur to you that a person may wear a mask for different reasons, not just covid?>failed me at an exam because he felt like it.Does it not occur to you that maybe you just failed all on your own?
>>153121424>I know everything needed to pass>the chosen problems were either easy or hard (so no medium, which i focused a lot on)Anon...
>>153121260>masks in [current year]I did see someone driving with one a month or so ago
gimi
>>153121589good post
Max Verstappen, could you please stop jacking me off?
max please do not stop doing this >>153121756
its over
>>153120358>>153120845Nothing wrong with her toesTouch grass
>>153121589
sex machine on track
>>153121826I don't see Sophia anywhere in that picture.
>>153121880she took the picture
they know
>>153121826its too big
>>153121978jajajajaj
>>153121994that looks like a bookshelf
>>153121812not if her toes have touched it first
KWAB Hall of Fame (losing the WDC while enjoying preferential treatment against an opponent who wasn't):>(4X) Kwablonso (against Vettel, 2010-2013)>Kwabmilton (against Rosberg, 2016)>Pozzedstappen (against Norris, 2025)
>>153122131+10000 izzat for you good sir
>>153121260>>153121424the alonso of arad
cheering up the thread for those hibernating here
>>153121260you should wait for him when he leaves campus at the end of the day, follow him home then bash the everliving fuck out of him, rape his wife/gf/sister if applicable and kidnap any kids he has holding them for ransom
anglo flag that isn't abdul challenge. difficulty: impossiblebrown manlets not getting triggered by an anti-kwablonso post challenge. difficulty: impossible
>>153121978If nothing else, they still have the Mercedes cheat engine (2026 version).
>>153121471The hard stuff was something barely touched upon in the last course (which was 3 courses condensed in one)I focused on everything else (easy +medium) throughout the year as they got presented
>>153122311hmmhmm mr booba looba mm
>>153122502the badly prepared of Brasov
>>153121994they really did threw everything at it to gamify F1, didn't they?with this and the bargeboards, I predict many, many punctures.
will the Karelian Grand Prix @ the Karjalaring ever happen?
anyone else thinkin gimi?
>>153122502>I know everything I need to passEvidently you did not, anon. It's wrong to blame another person for your own failure. Work harder and come back stronger.
>>153122942sure glad i masturbated earlier
>>153122743car is more black than red and white
>>153122942sexo
>>153122743>>153122952so it is audi and looks like 3rd reich tribute?
>>153122942pictured: sex machine during her sex training
>>153122942LICK MY SOLE SOPHIA
>>153122942TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153122942ok, FINE. ill have sex with her. but just once
>>153122942do women know that doing this will age them faster?
Hamda's racing career status: over
>>153123229looks like your average berlin wedding
>>153120708>god tier:>>red bull fordIt cant be that high cause most of the car isnt painted. Unpainted F1 cars cant get a ranking higher then meh.
>>153120708the pink and white BWT livery worked, but the deep blue with pastel pink is and always was fucking horrible and not defendable from any preference/taste
>>153123229hamda before amna? what the FUCKhamda's dowry must have been cheaper
>>153123229>cutfags
>ynr Bottas has a podium finish
>>153119795Because it's a historical record in the making.
So are we back to calling it DRS or...It's literally still a drag reduction system
kek he's so bad
>>153122683i saw this >>153123737and yeah, im thinking gimi
merc development driver
>>153123827wife of a french miller in the 1600's
Reminder that DRS was only ever meant to be a one-off gimmick just to test out new aero solutions, but alonsoshitters were malding so hard after abu dhabi 2010 that teams were forced to keep it for almost 2 decades.
>>153123929half-assed postonly +5000 izzat for this one
>>153123823offside lol
>>153123827we'd make great looking babies, dorii'm ready when you are
Jensen butthole
>>153123827i can see her boobs
>>153124095Anon, those are pecs
>kwablonso's wdcs were rigged>shitneuve's wdc was stolenhow far back do you have to go to find a legitimate medshitter wdc?
>i'm ready when you arethe post feminism male mindset
>>153124101im trying to peck them
>>153119853why is f1 audience like this?
>>153119783I agree with Karun. It's a Russell hustle kind of year
>>153124171>how 8.5 stands as 50% of 75It doesn't, anon. The 50% figure only comes from both the MGU-K and the ICE generating 350kW of power when used at their maximum, for a total of 700kW which is almost 1000hp.The issue is what you've pointed out, that is the ICE can't generate enough electricity by braking to recharge the battery completely, so, even though the MGU-K is able to supply 50% of the maximum potential power, it will only be able to do so for a short moment every lap. This is what everyone who's got even the faintest idea about engineering is saying will make the sport even worse.
>>153124216"Mr. I've literally got a McLaren up my rectum, I thought I would enjoy it but didn't" guy? Really???
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG IMNTHEMIDDLE!!
imagine lecuck losing the wdc to a haas and it not even being close; that's what ruslel did last year
>>153124232Russells a size queen
>>153124252he clearly flipped his car on purpose because he's an attention seeking drama queen
>>153124267His intent was only to crash, not put himself directly in harms way by being in front of stroll.
>>153124278if that was stroll flipped over russell would have crashed into him and claimed that he couldn't do anything to avoid the collision and he still would have gotten his over the top sort after media attention of the week.
>>153124322In that situation, Russell would have crashed into him at full speed, complained about how it was "unsafe" that stroll crashed there, and then have pretended to be the victim while stroll slowly dies of brain damage in a hospital(his head wasn't injured in the crash).
42 bangs 12 bongs 10 bings until Max win his next grand prix
>>153124320this is how fucking gay people are who root for m*rcedes engine powered teams
Lasagna time!
Fernando "kwablonso" Alonso > Height:5'7"
max verstappen shows you his helmet, how do you respond
>>153124507whats the average height in India?
>>153124515tell him to clean out the grille because i can see food in it
Pleas God let US burn down before another Miami race
Pleas God (there isn't one) let Russia invade Slowv-ACKia and concuqer the nation so I don't have to see another post from them anymore.
>>153124780based >>153124818seething
>>153124780>>153124829queers
>>153124780i love her so much
>153124829>see-ACK!
DTSshitters be like wow, that guy who gets preferential treatment from his team beat his teammate, he'll probably be wdc next year
pozzedstappen:>easy difficulty: cleared>medium difficulty: failed>hard difficulty: lockedkwablonso:>cheat mode: cleared>easy difficulty: failed>medium difficulty: locked>hard difficulty: lockedkwabmilton:>USAIDS DLC: incomplete (the USAIDS DLC has been taken offline and cannot be completed anymore)
>>153124780But COTA and Vegas though
>he started using a vpn
>>153124780You don't like the parking lot race around a football stadium? Sad. Very Sad.
>>153124938he just switchedhave to hide that indian flag sonehow
Hello friends, anybody have the webm of Peroni's McLaren hitting the curb and flying off into the wall.
>>153124982no.
>>153124982
Idea:For countries with multiple grade 1 tracks, we alternate (excluding the important circuits like Silverstone)Example: Year 1: Suzuka, Nurburgring GP, COTAYear 2: Fuji Speedway, Hockenheimring, IndianapolisYear 3: Suzuka, NurburgringGP, COTA
>>153125006>excluding the important circuits like Silverstonegood troll
>>153125004Just like in the movie
Rolex 24 @ Daytona thread?
>>153125018>I'm ok
>>153124982no habla ingles>>153125029this is f1
>>153123229Arabs are so tasteless, jesus christ
>FCYFCY>FCYFCYetcminutes in
>>153125004Thank you!
>>153125046>no habla ingles>speaks english in the following replyfucking christ, you all make me sick
>>153125004>peroni crashing into heineken adI see what they did there
>>153125063you're welcome friend
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>153124424No it's gabagool time, cocksucka
>>153125029i cant watch daytona or sebringtheyre concrete shitholes and i cant look at that for 24 it hurts the soul
>>153125108idk, i like daytona
>>153125063*gets a tikkie notification for 50 cents for providing video*
>>153125130because youre known for your good taste and opinions....
>>153124424God damn that looks good
>>153125142yeah, i amwhy are you so hostile? enjoy the sun
I miss getting /druk/. I’m beginning to envy Jamaicanon.
>>153119783Norris is a genuine and true WDCNorris won WDC on skill, talent and classNorris became WDC without having to bully, intimidate or fight other driversSigns of a true British gentlemanThese are all aspects which FraudStappen is missing and lackingHopefully Mercedes wins this year and exposes FraudStappen againForcing FraudStappen to leave the sportReturn the sport to it's former glory before the desease know as "the dutch" got in on the sport
>>153125108It's because they're in America right? F1 fans are such posers
>>153125414settle down ok
>>153124904which drivers completed their DLC besides Prost?
>>153125414Yes, Europe is more beautiful
>>153125457And watching a race held anywhere else would make you look bad. We all know this is how you think
>>153125414youre choosing to make concrete shitholes your thing i didnt say that
>>153125166ikr
>>153125457It's meh. Anything with concrete paved over it looks awful. I prefer untouched wilderness.
>Williams already on the brink of breaking budget capKWABOTY team of the year
>>153125617this
James vowless will be executed by the williams yid owners by mid season
>>153125627what? source?jesus... sainz made a huge mistake not going to audi
grok locate the nearest bridge
Are you just now realizing Vowles and Vasseur are awful at their job? I thought we were on the same page here.
>>153125582Once it becomes night time muh nature doesn't even matter
>>153125760
>>153125712what the fuck, wasnt the point of not working in the 25 car using that money for the 26 car? are you telling me that they already wasted all teh money from 25 and 26?>>153125738i never liked james, what he said after lolson lost his car in the netherlands was enough to fire him, you protect your drivers, alwaysbut this, if true, is horrible
funny how some days ago people were saying that williams could be a podium scoring cardont listen to anything, until australia we wont know the real pace of the cars
>>153125777
>>153125712>>153125738>>153125782vowles is focused on the 2034 regs. he'll have the last laugh
>>153125782>wasnt the point of not working in the 25 car using that money for the 26 car?he lied. they worked hard on 25 car and that's how proudy got proud results at the end
>>153125760>Nürburgring at night>Scary as fuck, can't see shit, blind crests and corners everywhere with barriers and trees immediately past the track limits>Daytona at night>Floodlights everywhere, no appreciable difference to daytime running with 12 miles of runoff at any corner
>>153125656No homo but I would use her ass as a pillow.
>>153125867That is partly true at the unique n24 because there are few camera angles besides onboards. Lemons and most other racing at night is spent staring at oncoming headlights
>>153125876don't sleep on the arse. you wake up with pink eye
>>153126069*fart*UH OH
Sainz Senior won, always listen to your dad.
Free Practice 1 in: 40 days, 5 hours, 42 minutes, 1 seconds
>>153126598i'm watching cars vroom right now
>>153126612proof?
>>153126622here ya go >>153126462
night monaco
>>153126635
>>153125712That's what happens when you abandon excel
>>153126703edd could squash him like a bug
What do you think Max got for Christmas from Kelly?
>>153126926robux
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153125712Vowles fired all the white people and then this happens. Many such cases. Sad.
Alpine podium in Melbourne
>>153127307At least he kept all women
>>153126703
>>153127334don't even joke lad
chances of a fat brown coronary before the season starts?
>>153127518I don't joke about these things finnbro.>best engine>most 2026 development focus of all the teams>gasly
>>153125876>No homoFaggot.
unironically i think colapinto has better chances than gasly if horner actually makes the deal
>>153127974he's gonna kick both of em and replace em with bongs check em
>>153122311very good post
>ynr colapiss
>>153128000No
Poowis Shartmilton
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
What happened to you /f1/?You used to be the goat
>>153128288ayy caramba
>>153128733this captcha doesn't fit /f1/'s posting style, now with the new captcha regulations things will change fr no cap
12 bings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoxrNiADNd0
>>153128773/f1/ has been dead for like 3 years now.
>>153128837thanks diego
>>153128786who is this little boy
just start the race already for fuck's sake
>>153129430who is that guy?
>>153128000checked
>>153129453team principal of aston martin
>>153129476ok, idk but i believe in him
KWABS
are the finns the turks of europe? all they do is spam their flag in live stream chats
>>>>>>freddie slater
>>153128837synchronised spinning
Freddie "the great british hope" Slater
more like "baddie" Slater hehehehehehe
>>153129377https://youtu.be/FUXX55WqYZs
>arvid linblad was always in the right place at the right time to redeemgreat commentary
freddie more like freddit
>>153129754turks are the turks of europe
>>153129862ajajajaj
>>153129896turks arent european you utter faggot
>>153129820>an autistic and his two gay dads
getting tired, ill go to bed in a few mins
kalle has too much down force to make the overtake, it's over.
GALLE DORIFTO
>>153129990>not sleeping just a few hours on sat night to maximise your weekends length
USAUSAUSA
this is filmed so much better than f1, the cars actually look proper fast
ugo's mum
Thoughts?
>>153130081>>153130132Would.
KWAB
wet races are funnier than any comedy
KWABamura
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
these drivers are pretty shit
the ugo dick slurping is so performative at this point
>>153130435just wait until he gets to f2
>*meat smacking sounds*
white boy summer 2026 is officially dead now
Should I follow the 2026 season? I've watched the previous 25 but I'm not feeling it anymore.
>>153128313>>153129965>>153129996CUM :D
>>153130534only if you can stomach another lando norris wdc
>>153130534a new regulation it's always a guaranted s+ season for the engine failures alone unless mercedes is turbo raping everyone
Reminder that F1 is NOT a woman's sport. Yes you read that correctly! F1 is the most manliest sport discussed on the cursed board. Sure you may have your UFC, your Sumo, your NASCAR (Turn Left), but those are enjoyed by females. F1? Not so much. We just keep winning /f1/bros.
lewis last season probably and we will watch him finish p8-15 every race while Mercedes gets podiums every week.
ugo is autistic as fuck. he's ok imho famalamas
>>153130576the engines will be perfectly reliable from the get-go
>>153130622yeah right, ferrari already had a little yesterday
>>153130580explain THIS >>153130441 >>153128786
Piss Tree Status?
tonight is UFC night bye fellow racers eat a croissant or as my niggergntinians >>153130687 would call it medialuna
>>153130687NTA, but there is some truth to that. Girls can't into race cars and will steer and crash into a wall in under 10 seconds.
>>153130726ufc and daytona during the 30 minutes of commercials between fights
>>153130715so fish just pretend to not be able to breath outside of the sea?! this is concerning
>UFCslave entertainment
>>153130715he shidded
>>153130758mackrels can usually survive out of water for about 10 - 15 minutes, assuming this one was just recently yanked out of the tank
>>153130749>watching the f1a races in Vegas waiting for the f1 race>one of the drivers gets a pretty sizable lead, only to retire on like four because she hit the wall with her back end and it eventually failed
>>153125712its joever...
>>153131003For me it was the Singapore race last season where one of them hit the wall and she said "I THINK I JUST HIT THE WALL!" over the radio.
>>153130441Is an car a olympic sport?
Death to A*diHail Sauber
>>153131738my nigga peter had too much soul for modern eff juan
>>153131003Wasn't that the race two of them crashed at each other on formation lap. I also remember one in Spa where nearly everyone spun at the climb eau rouge, I don't remember if it was W series or some other cat that fielded many women.Overall, F1A is quite good if watch for the waifus, Larsen is mine get the fuck away from her.
>>153131810That was the same race, yes.The spa crash was when it was formula W (which failed so hard they declared bankruptcy, then they made it again.).
>>153131871Luv me some money laundering scheme
After learning the news of how Williams is doing would you go out on a limb and say Cadillac will end up scoring points before Williams does this season?
>>153131985shut up
Hearing rumors that Williams has to completely cut power to its offices every night in an attempt to save money.
>>153131985It'll be a very tight battle between the two for the P22-P19 positions
>>153131985I miss this woman like you wouldn't even believe. Shame how it all went down...
>faggots still doubting
8 bingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjqpprhhKs
f1 for this feel?
she was thinking about /f1/ when she wrote this. tease.
>>153134349probably got super dicked down and having a life introspection right now and wanted to post something 200iq
>>153134349if it weren't for chadders id hate women(racing)
>>153134349>im a private person
>>153134349she let new retards follow her on privatesophia and they leaked all of it
>its drygallebros...
interesting
kan-noto start my car
Mexicans love cutting grass
its over for that nigga. he aint racing single seaters after dis
>>153134349oh, she's retarded
ugo ugowkwabugu
shades of the late, great Lewis Hamilton
ugo kinda weakmind
>>153131985I feel like williams does this every year during testing, or at least its bi-yearly occurrence.
>>153119783>>Álex Palou ordered to pay McLaren 12 millies for breach of contractharshkid got baited by everyone involved(especially redbull)
will this be our only majorly white car ?
I didn't know fujos were making F1 yaoi until recently
Der neues Regenmeister Kalle
vrooms are at a pretty grim start for 2026
Give me yellow car
>>153138791why do they have hair?
>>153134349The only thing she doesn't post is how she fucks. We know pretty much everything else about her
>>153139526Imagine a body pillow but warm
>>153134349>coming from the person who's been thirst trapping her entire race career
>>153134349woman moment
>>153134349>I'm a private personThen shut the fuck up
>24 hours of silent hill
>>153140276
Here's some racism for you guys:https://www.youtube.com/live/azWy_QrurjM?si=-ZMcvv-Lz8CLKibwPost gjmi in the chat please
>>153140651
i had no idea that hadjar had quantum formulas on his helmet or that he was named after Newton. i think its based
>>153141104idk, i dont like him
>>153141104whys he so slow then
list of my enemies: jorge, al hamil, hadjar, lolson, linbad, ocon(friendly rivalry), goblin, albon
>>153141111he's algerian, maybe its just your reconquista instincts kickin in.
>>153141155thats part of it, forsure, but it was when he said that hamilton won his championships "mano a mano" when i put the cross definitively on him
>>153141113quantum entanglement
>>153123827
>>153141326WHORE IN WHITE
What's your fav?
>>153130622Everyone in the know knows that the ECUs are unreliable as shit. We'll have plenty of cars stopping on track but it won't be because of the engines.
>0 hards>two wets>all-in on softsWhat's RB's masterplan here?
>>153141687gotta go fast
>>153141687>three wetaudi retarded
>>153141687Mercedes is also completely ignoring mediumsWhat's the masterplan?
>>153141430The only one I had was 2000
>>15314143095
>>153141687>Inters and wetsDo they wet the track in one of the days?
>>153141916Tuesday has a good chance for rain.
>>153141687Because F1 is qualifying race and they dont give a shit about race because F1 car is shit
>>153141687
so williams is asking for tires just to fuck up the environment? like in that simpsons episode
new edd just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8aGGfHN98s
>>153141926What if it doesn't?Do the teams just pray and hope when the first wet race comes around?
>>153142000maybe they just want pure mileage? one wet day with only dry tires is one day with 0 kilometers on track
they dont care about the tires, this is a test for the engines, and the tires arent the tires that will be used during the season
>>153141712
>>153141430You're right there, Murray.
>>153141687>6 intersHaas built a meme machine
>>153141687>Ferrari with only 3 sets of softswe are so back
We are focusing on 2026, bruv.2027? I always said we are focusing on 2028.
>>153142186He did say in 2024 that they'd be fighting for win in 2028 though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5RgNFv_uGoWRC is having a female commentator
>>1531422062:19kino
>>153142186how do you say chinless fraud in you language?
>>153142231your*
>>153142205then 2026 should be getting consistently into q3 and 2027 should be fighting for podiums, i swear to God if they pull another 2019 after ive been so hyped for them im gonna be so fucking mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1LLMhoTs_k>wreck e30 m3 with all sort of modifications>then wreck it on trackdestroy all "cult classic" shitty cars
>>153141430my aunt who has no money once gave me F1 97 as a birthday give in the late 2000s when it was way outdated on all front but because of the surroundings it will always have a special place in my memory
>>153142231Emilio Azcárraga Jean
focus on the future - future never comes.live in the now, win now.life lesson for f1 team principals
>>153142186williams is ferrari without HP logo
>>153141805Makes sense to me, there's a chance of rain next week and Audi wants to make sure they get plenty of running in. Their priority is making sure the engine works not maximizing performance.
>>153142353chance of rain = that many sets of full wets (useful only in extreme rain)?
>>153142388They don't want to risk running out of tyres if the rain is too much.
gimi morning /f1/
>>153142521gm
>>1531294302 goats
>>153130081Is she 7ft?
>>153134349SHUT UP SOPHIA
Who could be the Maven Huffman of Formula 1?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txe91RTxNKI>how the worst day in 2016 felt
Bring back career ending crashes. The media, sponsors and drivers are too cocky now about their job security.
>>153142800Doohan pretty much had this
>>153142800some recently divorced middle aged balding brown manlet working at the airport can always end up "forgetting" to properly check the jets of Max or Lewis
>>153142832>middle aged balding brown manletkwablonso?
>>153141104dude would have been bullied in his school by other Nafris for acting too European
jajajaj
kkkkkkk
I hate it when F1 rumours is always 99,99% right.
>>153142959Just wait until you learn that all /f1/ rumours are always right
>>153142825True. Still, we need more.
>>153134349is this about the _private.sophia_ account that is "just for bros&hoes?"
kalle rovanpera :DDD
>>153143020she's preggy (it's finnanons, congratulate him)
>>153143076but he has no more soul to give. how did he do it?
>>153142759wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153141430This is some ultra lame boomer shit. 2010-2013 was the peak of F1 games.
>>153142897alonso is white
looks like the alpine is in the minimun weight aswelli wouldnt rule them out, they are able to make decent cars, sad that their engine was assbut again, the minimun weight advantadge would only last for a few races>>153143281>latinx>white
>>153142739>exposes the biznessNelson Piquet
>>153134349>I'm a private person
>>153143288iberians aren't latinx
>>153142732kek
>>153143410>GRdidn't Toyota stop using Gazoo Racing for their motorsports department at the start of this year?
>>153143410grimi
>>153142206do any of you f1fags watch any other motorsports, this monte carlo rally was peak cinema
>>153143617we don't watch f1 here, we post edd, sophia, leo and he
>>153143611leave ollie alone!!!
>>153143627curly would get it (my penis)right would also get it (my backhand)
>>153143617I watched the 6,5h of FCY at Daytona this morning
AMX is happy to be in his car again https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BgEVJEhVNn8
>>153143627who are they? i only know charles and carlos
>>153143761shoulda watched the rally in the snow
its so peak
>>153143761should have done >>153143802 that, the rally was cinema during the FCY period
>>153143627>curly black hairAHHHHwhoever has her as his gf is not gay, that's some peak taste in women a homosexual can't fake
>>153143797uh oh
i might genuinely be pozzed in the head :(
>>153143627bort's gf clears them all
>>153126703Is Edd bulking?
Now that the dust has settled, what did she mean by this?
>>153134349>I'm a private person>lets everyone know about it on the internetWhy are women so fucking stupid? Like seriously were they born this way? They say one thing and then contradicts what they just said. Fucking can't stand women.
>>153144009brianna.r.bellotti? don't mind her, she's just retarded
>>153143797>the calm before the storm (it will be a shitbox)
>>153144070peter windsor is my enemy
>>153144070Based
>>153144009This is the reason why I hate most zoomers. They are porn addicts and will slick their clit or tug their nub to whatever shit that turns them on, but they draw the line when an 20 year old dates an 18 year old. Keep in mind that 18 is considered an adult, at least in all states in the US, some states allow lower ages (Alabama being the lowest).I'll never forget a group of retarded zoomer "pedo hunter" Chris Hansen wannabes attacked some guy meeting up with an 18 year old. I just fucking hate these "people".
>>153144098>high schoolsend her /afl/'s way. they love a hsgf there
>>153144009>27 is not almost 3027 rounds to 30. You're pretty much "pushing 30" at that age. But they're both retarded and it proves my point that women truly are retarded.
>>153144009little girls are mad a real man like Max prefers real women and not them
>>153142675Are they allowed in?
>>153144009kelly is a whore but she's right here
>>153144115alabama is the lowest because they passed an incest law there. now teens can fuck their sister or brother or whatever
>>153143833excellent post ivan
>>153144268this is curly black hair>>153143627this is black curly hairthe former is better
>>153144192Alabama isn't an incest state. It seems to be the only state in the Deep South that has the highest GDP which means we have to support the other states around us because they can't support themselves. I wish 4chan had state flags next to the US flags to know which one of you stupid faggots are posting. I bet you're just some retard from Florida. Hope a hurricane wipes you AID-catching faggots out.
>>153144009
>>153144009this man can't stop winning
>>153144326shut up and go fuck your cousin. your shitty state barely passes top 25 in the highest gdp
>>153144326isnt it minesota where all the somalis are? then id say that they are the incest state
>>153144009Kelly is 100% a gold-digging whore who managed to get her claws on Max at an early age and trapped him with her succubus sex magic, but this whole age difference bullshit is extremely gay and retarded. Normies are gay and retarded. She didn't rape Max, he enjoyed it and he's still happy with her. That's literally all that matters. No rape, no harm, nothing wrong.
>>153144626True. Regardless of age, if everyone enjoys it, it's ok.
>>153140409Damn does Pyramid Head rape?
>>153143719
Williams was always better than McLaren and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
vroom vrooooom
>>153145058
>>153145058>WilliamsWhy do they have less victories than McLel then?
>>153145185fewer*
>>153145058man really borrowed his siste's knickers to stretch them over his clio steering wheel and take this clip
>>153145058Hello sexy dear friend how are you
>>153145173kek
>>153145058>>153145173pantsu and minge hehe
>>153145226one of the saars was poz anon
>>153145300>one of
>>153145226
>>153145300nah the jeets that leave jeetland are poor as fuck, they have nothing to lose
>>153145359>>153145367jejeje
>>153145367
>>153145359>>153145367SIRS, WHY DONT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SPEAK TO ME
>>153144098I know two persons named "Bellotti" and they are both massive faggots
>>153145359>>153145367
>What Mercedes does is legal because the rules clearly state when the measurement happens and when it does, the metrics are within the rules>What Ferrari was doing in 2019 was illegal because despite the rules clealry stating when the measurement happens and when it did, the metrics were within the rules, that doesn't count.
>yfw all the medshitters get deported/shot during one of the us gps
>>153145561Only team punished for breaking the rules with no evidence of rule breaking
>>153145561Das stimmt
>he changed his vpn back to canada
/biz/idea: skip 2 races to save money and have more money on car development that will pay you in the future rather than attend all races, including these with finishing outside of top 10
>NUUUUUUUUUUI unsurprisingly goes back to his McLaren-era garage-queen schizo desings when there's no competent R&D team to keep things in checklol lmao
/biz/idea: bring back grid girls and add sprinklers to all tracks
>>153145942>grid girlsnever went away. just now they are all prepubescent and some are boys
HELLbert on alonso after australia 24 “The stewards, the four of us, decided that he got a penalty, and he was not very happy about that. And I saw him at Silverstone that year, and I hadn’t seen him since then. I was outside Sauber. He was just next door with a couple of friends. I thought, Oh, well, I’ll say hi.“So I went and stuck my arm out, and he just completely blanked me, turned away. And then all he said to me, never, ever looked me in the eye, and he says, ‘You don’t have to worry. I’m not going to be here much longer’.
>>153146174still wasn't deserving of a penalty, never was
>>153146174>"You don’t have to worry. I’m not going to be here much longer’.>Retires in 2036
>>153146174
guys should I ditch linux and return to Windows 11 now that Microsoft sponsors my favorite team ( Mercedes )
>>153146527Yes. You don't want microsoft to not be able to afford that sponsorship do you?
>>153146527For me, it's Windows 10 LTSC (1809)
>people unironically using winblows past XP or 7KEEEEEEEEEK
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>>153141687>RB going only for gloryruns in testingIt's over
I am very private
Edd Straw Dance Party
/f1/ can contact ozempic, get them to sponsor Edd's weight loss jabs and a ginetta for him when he is thin enough to fit back into a racing seat
Reminder that thread favourite, and Yuki Tsunoda acquaintance, Okita Anri turns 40 in 10 months
>>153144041hi ollie here
it's just going to make him sick and vomit constantly, then he'll have heart palpitations and potentially die
>>153147569win win
>american ruins 500th postFucking faggot. Death to the United States.Now bake next thread, communist.
>look guise I don't like america I'm so quirky xD please accept me
>>153147552that face is starting to look a little bit bogged….:(
>>153147678america is pure shit, bro
You must love it
>>153147678I don't. I was forced to move here because my dad doesn't like Trudeau. If he wasn't prime minister, I'd still be in Vancouver. Now fuck off you foreskinless burger eating capitalist.
>>153147717You would know what shit is, Ranjeet.
Damn, in five whole minutes America went from commie to capitalist
settle down
mfw cheese
>>153147781>can't pucks
>>153147841WHOLE CAR MADE OF CHEESE
DEATH TO AMERICADEATH TO CANADADEATH TO MEXICO + LAT AMERICADEATH TO EUROPEDEATH TO AFRICADEATH TO AUSTRALIA & ALL OF OCEANIADEATH TO ASIAAND DEATH, AND I DO NOT MEAN THIS LIGHTLY, DEATH TO INDIA
>/bant/ has arrived
>>153147926CUM poster won't appreciate this post
settle down (2)
baking
>>153148114>>153148114>>153148114
>>153148130
>>153119795Ferrari has never paid so much for so little, ever in history, or I think any brand or anything in all sports history.All they got last year is endless whining, I hope this year continues the exposure.
>>153147254TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153123827>>153141326That's a man, right? I say it because only trans women are that cute.
>>153141113relativity, the closer he gets to the speed of light the more the mass of the car increases and reduces his acceleration
>>153147681>starting>a little
