warming up in Spain edition>Current and upcoming road races20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.125.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.11.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.104.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT>CX races25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C207.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C108.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C114.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C215.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C122.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK >Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>CX races infohttps://cyclocross24.com/https://cx.procyclingstats.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>152994253
Santos Tour Down Under (2.UWT)Stage 5 (Final)Stirling - Stirling169.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-down-under/2026/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-down-under/2026/stage-4-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-down-under_2026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-down-under/2026/stage-5/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe01:50 CET
MADOUAS
How many races days will be canceled or shortened by weather this season?
>>153125579>year barely started and there's already a victim of weather protocolcould be a record season in this regard
lmao
>>153125763Yeah not riding vs Grug/Pogi clearly doesn't work when they regularly get huge solo wins.Instead, how about some collaboration? But I know that isn't part of the Pissma DNA
so apparently lad was just being dramatic
>>153125853Hits to the elbow can feel insane if it is hit right (or wrong).
>>153125763Yeah no points and podium are still more important than having someone else win
>>153126335Like, laying immobile with 10 doctors working on you insane?
>>153134490Maybe its was his emotional support elbow.
Just heard on the radio that the leader in the race at Adelaide got taken out by a kangaroo, can anyone confirm?
>>153135095Vine is still in the race, but he might have been involved in the crash? Seems at least two of his teammates definitely were and abandoned the race because of it.
>>153135095>>153135552Seems he was indeed down.
>>153135552>>153135636Just saw the video, thought it would be funny but the poor roos leg was rekt
>>153135846A heroic sacrifice in an attempt to defeat the UAE menace. It shall not be forgotten.
Brennan wins (finally)
And Vine wins GC
Top 10
Final GC
Rusbert wins.
>>153138947
Brennan unwashed himself a bit
>>153125405why are they wearing outfits that show their circumcized cock heads
>>153135095kek
UCI World Cup Hoogerheide 2026 (CDM)Round #12 final13:40 CET Women Elite Startlist: https://www.ucicyclocrossworldcup.com/storage/programs/file_participants/556/556.pdfLive stats: https://cx.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-adrie-van-der-poel/2026/WE/live15:10 CET Men EliteStartlist: https://www.ucicyclocrossworldcup.com/storage/programs/file_participants/557/557.pdfLive stats: https://cx.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-adrie-van-der-poel/2026/ME/live Standings:https://cyclocross24.com/standings/uci-world-cup/Streams:https://www.youtube.com/user/ucichannel/livehttps://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / NOS / Rai / RTVE / Telenet / Proximus / Flobikes
Trofeo Llucmajor (1.1) WELlucmajor - Llucmajor134.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-palma-femina/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CHALLENGE-FEMENINA.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-palma-femina/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPpIjABZpjEhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/RTVE 13:00 CET
Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València (1.1)La Nucia - Valencia200kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-de-valence/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-de-valence/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/live/cFLcectfoQohttps://cyclingtiz.live/14:30 CET
Axelgard meme-team didn't do so good
poor critter
OFF we go./CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GCafterTOUR DOWN UNDER
>Remco already 26time really flies
>>153135552>A kangaroo has run into the pelotonalways miss good shit when it's down under. like when Grug was arrested
Fackin Kangaroo
>more total UAE death crashesgood, very good
>>153139347>TOOOOTwe live in Majorca with them ladies
>>153141727why does Majorca look so grey? I always thought of it with a yellowish Mexican filter
>>153141828ozempic
>>153141845it's the pretti guy
>>153141828>>153141845He looks like he is very into semen retention or only eating raw foods or something like that burger has been spamming.
>>153141358Good thing Tadej solo attacks so far from the line.Does he even need teamates?
I believe that Cat FERGUSON will win
inb4 total uae avec femmes humiliation
Cat wins
total uae avec humiliation!
top 10
Kijkers rejoice!Best Puck winning once again
Puck wins
Zemanova 2nd
>>153142421final standing. Brand isn't even present to take her trophy
>>153142421Very diverse to ten actually
>>153142430heh, aniek van alphen, now that was a runnerwhatever happened to her
squeakesse is a real breakthrough of this season
>>153142421Did Backshots get relegated??
>>153142522no, she was 4th
>>153139356after some delay, we live in Valencia
remarkable
>>153142578>CinelliWho else owns one of their meme bikes? Used to have a gr*velbike of theirs.
>>153142638almost bought this frameset back in the day
260th World Tour stage race in a row without a French victory
>>153142722To me they really dance on the line of making very nice things and being overly performative. A bit like if EF was a bike manufacturer. In the end it was mainly that the bike couldn't handle the many cobbles I was riding.
>>153142787they had this streak with fixie hipsters in US. like, whole criterium teams and shit. dunno if it even ended 2bh.
>>153142774They didn't really send any real GC candidates to Australia though. You can't win them all
Tibor stylin again
>>153139426Love to see it.>>153140585Appreciate the chart
and it's over
See you next Sunday
Alpecin chads on the march
>>153142813They still did a conti/devo Italian team as well around the time I had that bike. Baroncini was riding for them when he won WC in Leuven.
>>153142918these were around the middle of 2010s
LEIJNSE Enzo is a guy to watch in Volta this year
Damn that MvdP slomo just now made me all hot and bothered
chute
How funny would it be if Grug has a chute next weekend and finishes second, dooming the cross peloton to another year of his dominance
Grug wins. scheduled post
Nys KWAB
>Nys
another Alpecin 1-2-3
Kek what a kwak
KWAB WHAT A KEK
>>153143481final standing
They should rename GP Adrie van der Poel to GP Mathieu van der Poel desu
>weakminded out of podium
>>153143497Why did he try to lead out a bunch of sprinters
>>153143519isn't he somewhat of a sprinter himself?
got that O M L O O P itch
>>153143610Were joking but Iserbyrt retiring at 28 is a huge financial blow for him. Dude was racking up prize money
>Jai Hindley>Seb Grindleyincredible
>>153142264Sofie VAN where or what? VAN alone can't be a Dutch last name or can it?
>>153143841it's VAN ROOIJEN. they probably got some script when compiling these tables. expect some DE down the road
>>153143665
Greenstreet wins
Based Groenewegen.
quicksteppers comprehensively outmatched by unibet rockets
huh, looks like PCS got entire team to spell their names in their own pronunciation. pretty neat
>>>/k/64800658rude
>>153144392hating on frogposting at 4chin is internet equivalent of angsty teenager hating on his parents 2bh
>>153144432these zoomers have no respect
built like a brick house
>>153140585This is gonna be my year; I feel it. I will enter the top 20
interesting bunch
>>153149130
>>153139042I think thats the seam of the trousers. Is that pic recent? I didnt know he was still competitive.
>>153149309>Is that pic recent?from yesterday
>>153149130$10 million or the chance to wait this table?
dog bless
>>153149693Latvian colour, little pattern also looks eastern to me, what did they mean by this? Puppetmaster of Riga controlling international sports as always.
>>153149693>Hincapielooks clean
>>153149693Really looking forward to see how they progress. I admire his plan and his ambitions to become a WT team very quickly. I think it's realistic, some shitter teams in the WT and pro continental ranks right now. I think they just need to stick to their guns and not sell out by losing their national identity. Too many teams have done this and it's been ruining. Sky probably most notable.
>>153149130Froome is the rider with the best grand tour palmares here
>>153149693Nice to see the color of the kit, the teaser photos where it looked just black and gold seemed pretty low budget. The maroon/garnet is quite classy. >>153154626Agreed hope they do well, but they will need to make some good signings this upcoming offseason to go anywhere quickly.>>153152882pan y agua, hermano
>>153157900All chips on Quinn Simmons please. I know they speak very highly of him, rightly so. He's very under utilized. Also surprised me that he's still quite young, feels like years and years since he burst onto the scene. He will miss out on the WT maybe for a season or two, but Pidcock seems to be doing fine, fantastically even. I think a team built around Simmons makes a lot of sense and I do believe he'd deliver. There is risk, but Simmons is there abouts already. Only concern is the staff and whether they are up to scratch.
AlUla game open
Trofeo Binissalem-Andratx (1.1)Binissalem - Port d'Andratx108.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-binissalem-andratx/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CHALLENGE-FEMENINA.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-binissalem-andratx/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsulCz0eExMhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/RTVE 15:00 CET
>>153166031I'm already tired
>>153140668It's the first year he can't wear the white jersey anymore
>>153149177i have no idea who the guy in the middle is.
>>153149177lol at pog dressing like it's -10
>>153166759He hates to be recognised
>>153166819He's wearing his pogi hoodie
>>153166828Well
>>153166828Also a Pogi hat.
Italian RAI would never
Where is rusbert to complain about PS1 textures?
>>153167715uncanny
>>153167749
Fabbro wins
didn't even know he was still riding
this kit is something else
>>153167779
>from game changer to bankruptcy at lightning speed: has the bubble around Gravaa burst already?>The birth of Gravaa seemed to trigger a eureka moment in the peloton, but just as the gadget was loudly unleashed upon the cycling world, the bankruptcy has now been declared quietly. What's going on with the company behind the tire pressure system? Is it finally over, and will Wout van Aert have to go back to the drawing board?For several years now, it's been a fixture on the final stretch of Paris-Roubaix. Will it work or not? Will Wout van Aert and Visma-Lease a Bike utilize the gadget that (on paper) could give them a clear competitive edge over the competition?Gravaa's ingenious tire pressure system has been in use in the peloton for a while now, and the program is always revived before an important cobblestone or gravel event.But this cycling year, Gravaa has been in the spotlight surprisingly early. And for all the wrong reasons, as news broke last week that the Dutch company had been declared bankrupt."We were able to produce and market our product. Sales were also reasonable, but this was no longer sustainable."Exact sales figures are not shared, but inquiries reveal that it concerns "only about a hundred sets", certainly far too few to keep their heads above water.The fact that the cost is a detrimental factor—the purchase price is always quoted as €4,000—is sometimes dismissed. "You have to look at the cost of a wheelset, and that quickly adds up to €1,500.""Early adopters are less concerned with the price, but if you can lower the price to the price of a power meter, you get a completely different playing field."
>>153167803Way too expensive. Surprised they found 100 rich idiots
>>153167779What's the correct Solution Tech for this problem?
>>153167907problem?
You now remember Peter Sagan. Only 36 today
>>153166759Probably dressing for the windchill
>>153167779Looks like something from Cruelty Squad
>>153166120we live in Majorca. race has been shortened due to strong winds
goat
flower goes backwards!
dead Cat
>>153168637>One day race (75.5km)About the length of WJ WC RR. What a joke.
>>153168864it's very windy, please understand
OTTESTAD going backward
The french dopeur is having decency today
SWINKELS wins
>>153168902
top 10 without Lippert for some reason
>>153168938Cat spotted
dude went full Horner in a span of a year
>>153169566This phenomenon needs to be studied.
AlUla Tour (2.Pro)Stage 1AlUla Camel Cup Track - AlUla Camel Cup Track158kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-1/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / FloBikes12:30 CET
>>153170429Milanwinslol
>>153169484She's going to age so badly
>>153171837yes, well, she's english after all
>Half of the Nordic national team athletes competing in Winter Olympic sports have not been tested for doping outside of competition – in a year.>“It's bad, and more testing should be done. At the same time, this is a trend that has been going on for a few years, and I've asked why this is the case,” says Sebastian Samuelsson, continuing:>The answer I get is that testing is very expensive, and almost all tests come back negative. And then you might wonder: “If you want to catch cheaters, are multiple doping tests an effective way to catch cheaters?”SQUEAKI wonder how it is in cycling?
>>153173473>Nordic>Winter OlympicNot Denmark. We neither dope nor compete in winter sports. This is exclusively a Norwegian/Swedish/Finlandian issue.
>>153173473please understand, the doorbell repair company covering Scandinavia is understaffed.
https://www.cadelevansgreatoceanroadrace.com.au/news-media/news/surf-coast-classics-cancelled-due-to-bushfire-conditions-2/>Planning for the Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Races this weekend is proceeding with no identified impacts at this time.
there's rumours about Jonas heavily crashing during training
>>153176747I've heard enough. PIGANZOLI wins the Giro
>>153176747Danish TV2 got it confirmed by VismaGit gud Jonas
>>153176747luckily, everything's fine
Vine still recovering, and will not race the Oceanic 1.UWT.
>>153176957>leave UAE menace to me
>>153176957Bad news for Pogacar's San Remo ambitions.
>>153176970>jay vine ever surviving the cipressa sprintYeah, no
truly the year of Li Ning
and that's a wrap
>>153177213BAM he's back
chute de Jonas Vingegaard
>>153176747>Jonas angry at some guy even though he fell all by himselfPogacar would never
I can't wait to watch the Modern Adventure cycling Team in their first ever race, the AlUla Tour (2.PRO) while also enjoying Star Trek: Deep Space 9 Season 3 Episode 13: Life Support
ah yes, that happened
>literal sheikh
>>153177934glass building soon
>>153177958rusbert can't wait
thank you, Berto
>>153177889>>153177934>>153177989I hate deserts so much it's unreal
-ack!
Rusbert sleeping on total echelons death
Christen with the truly worst timing
>>153178014lmao
most of the sprinters are all in the first group
>Dan Dickman
>>153177130> American style grass fields in the dessertDon't worry guys, the extra tax for my stove will fix this
Ackermann may be the main loser in this situation, being from AlUla and all
Commuted with a helmet again today. I have grown weak with age.
Christen may be unironically cursed
chute Christen
that's illigel mister
Abdulrahman Altwili, the bell-ringer of the desert
>>153178195what a lad
Why they riding the V5 on a flat stage?
will they manage to salvage some GC chances at least?
Christen rejoins the peloton. remarkable
>>153178211should be thrown of the race for doing the nibali
>>153178215maybe saudis will do it to stick it to UAE kek
Milan wins
>>153178226Wow really? That's great for him, didn't know he had it in him. Big surprise.
How do you not get depressed living in a fucking dessert. I already get depressed if I need to spend 2 hours in a city
>>153178241Well it's is absolutely horrible countries with shitty culture. So I guess the dessert did get to them.
>>153178260but enough about Las Vegas
Vingegaard should wear this
>>153178279What's the story with this again? I can't remember
>>153178289He wore this when he went to see Urska race after the Tour. He's selling it for 120 euros
>>153178267Mojave, home
hard punishment for Jan Christen. he receives a 20 seconds penalty.
Veloman is scamming me. I picked de bondt and noticed it was changed to vanmaerke. I assumed de bondt DNS, but I see him kn the results so that's not true. What did veloman mean by this?
>>153177532did Pogi not make that "do not film and annoy me when im training" jersey?
>>153178688ppattt
>Colombian Polti VisitMalta rider Germán Darío Gómez tested positive for Boldenoneanother sudaca down
>>153178971>Boldenonehe thought if he takes animal steroids they won't find it?
>>153176747>El bitcho of cyclingLMAO Jonas big mad because he cant even drop amateurs nowadays, Pogi is riding rent free in his head
>>153178971>VisitMaltaI shall not be visiting Malta now
>>153178930please don't post AI slop
>>153179041rude. it's RR (real Remco) slop
shizo way to make your roster list
>>153178971>>153178977>animal steroidanother contaminated steak
>>153141907Why does my raw unsalted Amish stockpile get you buttblasted?
>>153141828Noo all his watts
>>153179228No, just don't really care about it.
>>153178977wrong pic
>>153179265Are you a vegetarian? Don't like me sucking up tasty enzymes and life force?
He has been completely arabized
>>153179597>thread theme (pre-burger hours)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJEhb6xTTqw
>>153179597The fate of all western europe
>>153179597just in time when the peloton needs a new sheikh
>>153179597wallahi the tour is ours
>>153179597zemmel
>>153125579first one to the cancelled category
AlUla Tour (2.Pro)Stage 2AlManshiyah Train Station - AlManshiyah Train Station152kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-2/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / FloBikes12:30 CET
Trofeo Calvià (1.1)Palmanova - Palmanova148.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-calvia/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CH-MASCULINA.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-calvia/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrcbYsYMfoIhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/RTVE 14:30 CET
>>153176747>crash on your own because you're trying to drop a local amateur down a hill>be mad at themlol, lmao even
>>153179597In a year or two, he's gonna start wearing an earring or two
>>153179417Vegetarians would also suck up that milk. I am Dutch, of course I consume copious amounts of dairy and a good bit of meat every now and then. I just don't think displaying what you eat without discussing the actual nutritional background is very relevant to this general. Spamlike blogging behaviour if you will. What bike do you own?
>>153179597Lisan al-Gahib! I kneel.
>>153179597>Sacoche is now in fashionTopest kek, didn't expect that one
>>153180149>Nutritional backgroundNot going to summarize Vonderplanitz books for you, read them yourself available free online or ask Google Gemini or an AI of your choice for that. I sense it's a perfect diet>Bike status Picrel
I can't ride a bike for months because my hemoglobin has dropped below 9 after a massive fucking nosebleed caused by blood thinners I was put on for a stent after a cycling accident last year that caused a double carotid dissection.not even lying when I say blood literally flowed like a waterfall out of my nose just randomly a few days into taking blood thinners, and I lost so much blood before they finally decided to so surgery days after blocking up my nose with these (most painful thing I've ever gone through in my life was them inserting these things multiple times after I re-bled after they removed them after 3 days)anyways this shit fucking sucks. I went from riding my bike 50 miles a day for a few years now to not being able to ride at all, and getting exhausted just moving around a bit, can't do any strenuous exercise until my blood cells come back which takes months even when you supplement it with iron. I'd kill for a lance-armstrong tier blood doping right about now to rebuild my blood so I can get back to riding
>>153178971It's this fella, remember him?
>>153180340ah what no wayknow right then that he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
>>153180321Jesus fuck all that. Why is blood doping not part the treatment? Sounds exactly what's needed.
>>153179597What a weak little man
>>153180372blood transfusions can be dangerous, and they won't give you one unless your blood drops to critically low levels. I dropped as low as 6.8gm/dL but they will only transfuse you when you go below like 5. the problem is hemoglobin takes a long ass time for your bone marrow to produce a fresh batch of RBC but my levels eventually normalized to around 9, normally I'm at 16.5 so I have a ways to go before I'm back to where I was. It just sucks, I spend almost every day it isn't torrentially raining or windy riding my bike for the last few years now, it's become part of my routine every day and now I can't do it for 1-2 months.
>>1531804101-2 months is OK, just focus on work/video games. It's going to be fine bert
>>153180410When I donate my Hemoglobin is usually fine, but I've had times where my ferritin was too low and had to take a breather.
>>153180321lmao this guy had a tampon surgically implanted up his snout
>>153180410It sucks, but you could maybe take the opportunity to work on other things adjacent to cycling, like your mobility, walking, etc. You do at least have a steady path to recovery
>>153180410You need to drink raw blood
>>153180229If you're not going to tell something educational or interesting about it, why mention it at all? No one is interested in pure name dropping and the air of arrogance around it. Nice rape setup, do you ride outdoors as well on occasions?
>>153179597i swear to go whatever this thing is called it is so fucking GAY and CRINGEonly mudslime zoomers and faggots wear them, like just wear a backpack what is wrong with these people
>>153180962Its apparently an Italian thing?>>>/k/64795278
>>153180962>>153181019It has been part of the "youth" aesthetic in france for a very long time
>>153180962it's part of the drug dealer starter packprobably cost 2 grand
>>153180786>as wellFignonenjoyer doesn't even ride indoors. His self-reported FTP is like 130W
>>153180786I have before and none of my frens seemed interested. It is our natural diet, mostly raw meat, eggs and raw dairy, some fruits, juiced celery and parsley. 40 percent of calories should be animal fats. No cooking to destroy enzymes and interfere with digestion. I eat a fuck ton of butter cheese and eggs now and never felt better, even sleep less and have real energy because I'm not taxing my digestive system with fake slave food. Thanks, yes I do. Doing my first century ride (in miles) within a week
>>153181171>His self-reported FTP is like 130Wfrom like a year ago. if he actually rode his bike he could be at the lofty heights of 140 by now
>>153181171>Badfren jealous of me having newfren
we need the other Yates twin to continue racing as long as possible so that Arab posting may continue
>>153181199Forgot the detoxing - cheese and honey trains to remove toxins, and lymphatic baths to clear lymphnodes
>>153180962in my area it is trendy among male Zoomers in middle school to wear Louis Vuitton handbags. I shit you not. Need to take a picture next time I see one of those specimen in the wild again.
>>153179597>man purse
>>153181199That's a nice milestone. Why are you so focused on a 'natural' diet yet choose such an artificial manner of propelling oneself? Wouldn't it be more 'natural' to be a r*nner and/or swimmer? How is your stance on fermented foods and non-heat cooking methods used in things such as ceviche? Which flavour of egg is your favourite? I have a duck egg guy now, want to try goose egg sometime this year.I think most people here are interested in some wild dietary and nutritional takes, but could do without the whole "if you don't do the exact same as me you're retarded" bit.
Kwabnas kwabegaard
>>153181478>raredo you even have roads in zimbimsl?
>>153181478
>>153181249Knowers are aware that both brothers are stilling racing
>>153181447Using tools is natural fren. Neanderthals fashioned knives, other animals would if they could. Bicycles are more fun than running.>FermentedI like the kefir the Amish sold me. Haven't tried high meat yet but it's on the way, will be ready in a couple weeks at the earliest, VonderChad says it's a natural high. I haven't tried any other eggs besides chicken but there's a farm 30 minutes away where I get raw milk, they sell 30 true free range eggs for ten dollars, much cheaper, fresher, better tasting than what you'll find in stores. Only minor complaint is the the layer feed they use contains a small amount of onions.Did you start visiting this general recently?
>>153180962My grandfather used to have one but it was in a based and trad way
>>153181521>Bicycles are more fun than running.nice joke, McDonald. Very funny.
>>153181521Other animals do use tools, apes, corvidae, formicidae, even one cow in Austria allegedly. So what stage(s) of the human past do you consider 'natural'? Cooking is a tool as well in my opinion. As Leslie White put it, "extra-somatic means of adaptation". Do you not think our current bodies have at least partially adapted to cooked foods? Our jaws have significantly shrunk for instance.Cheese is also fermented of course, so it wasn't the greatest question from my side.I have been behind many flags on this general, used to mostly engage in the drama and race event discussions, but lately I am becoming more interested in learning more about the (pseudo)science that goes around in the sport and just about the body in general.According to most sources I find, different eggs have very different nutritional value. What is high meat? What is bad about onions in the chicken feed? VBI ALLIVM, IBI ROMARoma, the terminus of the Giro 2026.
Would pay good money to have seen the look on Jan's face when he got the penalty.
>>153181816A face of relief? He should have been thrown off the race
>>153181521If you're that serious about natural diet, then you should also eat seasonal like our ancestors did. This means carbs, veggies and lean meats in summer and nuts, animal fats and fasting in winter. Since evolution also made many of use lactose tolerant and we learned to make foods digestible through fermentation it's beneficiary to also include those in your diet, but seasonal. Sauerkraut as example, is great in winter.Also berries, berries and berries. Berries are the closest we still have to ancestral food and we ate it for 2 million yearsYou also want to 0mad or 2mad. (1 or 2 meals a day, nothing else, no snacking) and use seasonal windows for it (16 hours fast in winter, 10-12 in summer)Food & mainly ancestral diets and lifestyle in the northern hemisphere are my special interest (yes of course I'm an autist)
>>153182154why would i want to eat like literal cavemen.
>>153182215Since the only thing that genetically changed since then, is that we became lactose tolerant and learned fermentation techniques. Your blood sugar is actually more stable in summer than in winter because your body expects more carbs in summer, so it's smart to adapt to that. Our metabolism reacts differently to different types of fat, based on what was available seasonally.We're talking millions of years of basically the same lifestyle and we started shitting on it 5-10k years ago with the agricultural revolution. Then with the industrial revolution, especially post ww2, we decided to wipe our ass with anything natural. We couldn't be more disconnected of what we actually need.I'm not saying anyone should live like a caveman, but anyone that comes bragging with keto-like diets or other "muh ancestor ate meat" diets (as there are many on /ck/) should go all the way and do it actually right.
>>153181497The only road that matters
>>153176873i bet it was this creepor durian rider
>>153182450> professional amateurIs this like amateur porn thats just studio porn acting like amateur?
>>153182275Interesting, Bert, interesting. How do you do your research? I would love to learn more about these biorythm kind of things.
My body is ready
>>153183311Unironically this will be 2026 MSR
>>153181510What?
>>153185483twin doping
>>153182296I wonder if some of these tankers are big enough to do a small crit on it. doping allowed since its international waters
>>153185842>Panama maxxing series
>>153180962not that id ever wear one but sounds like a (you) problem
>>153181689Which french department has these as a traditional fashion item? Algiers?
we live in the deserts of Al-Ula
ECHELONS
neat
PCS is listing breakaway, but head of the race is GC leader group at the screen wtf
PCS man finally realized there's no breakaway
riders drop like flies
>>153186720dropping on a flat kwab
>>153186742Home..
all together now
>tings enthusiastically
untimely flat for Bauhaus
Kwabio
Milanwinslol
Consonni the real mvp
>>153187008GC
lovely weather
>>153187008Three Milan top 10. Full Milan podium when?
I’m sorry but it was me who chased down Jonas, not those little hispañics. I was on my e-bike on holiday because I’m currently 20 kilos overweight.I saw a full kit wanker in Visma gear struggling up a 3% gradient - so I punched it. I pulled up right beside him and noticed it was Jonas. Naturally I took my phone out to begin the livestream, but Jonas got mad and said “I don’t consent!” I shoved that little bitch and sped down the hill. Told the story to some Aussie expats at the pub and they cheered for me.
>>153187105VGH KOERSThis what it is all about
>>153187008Oh no
>>153187209The spic fears the samurai.
>>153185797Is that haram though?
Morgado wins
>>153187555UAEwinslolBut Remco will win the next trofeos
>>153187555top 10
Morgado already has more wins than Enric Mas
>Evenepoel: My gut says that if everything goes well, I can go for second place at the TourThe raped
weird to see him smiling
>>153187718He finally accept his fate cold rain and cobbles
up to +50c in shadow in Australia in some places. not looking good for the weekend races.
>>153187765https://youtu.be/7gAnwTWFuyI?t=32
AlUla Tour (2.Pro)Stage 3Winter Park - Bir Jaydah Mountain Wirkah142.1kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-2-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-3/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / FloBikes12:30 CET
Trofeo Ses Salines (1.1)Team Time TrialSes Salines - Colònia de Sant Jordi23.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-ses-salines-felanitx/2026/startlistStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-ses-salines-felanitx/2026/result/live/startorderRoadbook:https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CH-MASCULINA.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-ses-salines-felanitx/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5fV7OS_n7Ihttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/RTVE 14:30 CET
>>153187853First race for Evenepoel this season.
>>153187853Is this a one day race TTT?
>>153187990yep
>>153187995peculiar
>>153187711This comment right after Vingegaard chuted in training... Bora bullies have no decency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkFcBMegrYGreenstreets mogs Grug in the cagie department. Definitely beats out the Urus
>>153188273Grug gets paid to ride lambo THOUGH
>>153188291True, but he should have had a clause that he'd get a Huracan or smth. Urus is the plebbiest choice you can make.
>>153182500he lives in Girona (probably from Ukraine war money laundering) and stalks pros to try and keep up with on their training rides then films it for youtube content
>>153188273ferrari is a shitbox though
kek
>>153188613No worse than a Lambo. If you're going for aura farming, Ferrari is close to the top
>>153188301His wife agreed the deal
help
>>153189287kek
>>153189339I miss the sun so much
>>153189339I'm headed to Porto next weekend, don't tell me it's going to be shit weather
>>153189287>man hands>doped jawthats a man
>>153189436I HAVENT SEEN SUN IN FOUR MONTHS
>>153189339this is great winter weather fuck of
>>153189339i saw someone yesterday on his crossbike ride to work in the snowproper mad lad
Fads also has a Ferrari.He likes cars apparently:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmHf3eYkdxo
>>153189339>~15°You don't know how good you have it.
>>153189445shit weather, dont really remember any time since im alive that it rained for 2 weeks straight, not even memingstill Porto is not as bad as it was inbthe center of the country almost 180km/h winds yesterday, I still cant contact family members there due to destroid communications and power lines
>>153189683>Fads likes carsits almost like he is like every other lad from Holbækcars and coke
>>153190346> dont really remember any time since im alive that it rained for 2 weeks straightYou southern boys are so spoiled. You don't know what shit weather is. That's why ya'll suck in the spring classics and other races over here.In scotland they never had 2 weeks WITHOUT rain probably, but they don't drive bikes, only horses
>>153191424Yet an Italian has won PR and de Ronde more recently than a belgian, a literal african won GW Flanders Fields RIP Race more recently than a belgian, and a colombiANO won Denain more recently than a belgian.
>>153192583A florida man and californiard won dwarf doors, and a morrocan the arrow of brabant
>>153192583>>153192940Dopage is something else eh?
is we getting MVDP positive test? Or the rumour of a UCI statement about a big rider was actually about German Dario Gomez?
>>153189287lolled and keked
holy fuck every single cycling social media thing i subscribe to was sperging out over that guy that got shot yesterday because he was a mountain bikerwhy are cyclists such complete faggots
>>153194071Look as far as this very thread. It is infested with reddit types. Self righteousness, they all seek the group consensus on everything. Obsession with 'kindness'. Look for the easy gotchas. Everything they do is based on group dynamics because they're utterly pathetic. That is the upper working class. Their life is dependant on the group. If they step out of line, their cozy office wfh job is pulled from them, their friendship clique boots them out, they won't be able to maintain their current lifestyle which is built around displaying their superior socio-economic status to the proles. Cycling media are these people. Most cycling fans are these people.Given, I've seen less since the clique fucked off to an alt chan and the threads have been much cleaner. Much fewer gay as fuck forced inside jokes to signal their part of the group. I hope cycling media rots I hate these cunts so much.
>>153195418remember to be positive!
>>153193623
Martina Fidanza wins women's Cadel's Criterium
>>153194071Cycling is a pretty lefty hobby in the US. And everything is political in the US right now.
I regret to inform you, Pog now promotes crypto scam
>>153197171>"At the highest level of cycling, trust is built through preparation, consistency, and a relentless focus on safety," said Tadej Pogačar. "You earn it over time, through performance and responsible decision-making under pressure. That mindset strongly resonates with how KuCoin approaches trust and security."
>>153197197yep, sounds like a scam
>>153197171Vingo would never. Wout would though
>>153197171Very sad ans concerning. When pro athletes start to cash in on everything they can, without morals, it usually means theyre wrapping up their career
>>153197171It's over for him. Padun tier cash out move.
Axelman is on a roll getting every right. It ends here. The cheater will be karma'd
>>153197270didn’t he do that crypto image scam stuff can’t remember the name of it.
>>153187765
>>153197171I thought Pogacar had a good agent, why didn't he advise against it, or even find a more reputable company for Pogacar to endorse?
>>153197895You think an agent that got him on UAE would care about optics and morals? Lmao
>>153197985UAE brings Pogacar not only money, but success on the road. Him shilling some shitcoin is purely about the money. Surely the best active road cyclist has enough name recognition to lend his credility to more legitimate operations.
Also the Race Formerly Known as Dauphine has now published the route of th 2026 edition.https://www.tour-auvergne-rhone-alpes.fr/en/overall-route
we live on a sand-swept roads of Al-Ula
>>153198098Thats Dune
>>153197417Wtf is he doing indeed. Maybe hedging for the possibility his dopage comes out and he loses a lot of money?
>>153198034They must be paying him fucktons of money.
Kung's new TT bike
happy Evenepoel is racing today day everyone
>>153198034yeah he should endorse something like reputable FTX
>>153197760He sold NFTs in 2021
CHUTE catastrophale. UAE over
yikes
>>153198557
Thats a lot of skin
>>153198490Pfft i gravel on this
total sprinters death
Double attacks
uae dopage
CAM ON ALFONSO
Voisard wins, amazing
Reis or Nych or Stussi would have smashed these lads.
/cyc/ legend VOISARD scoring BIG wasn't on me bingo card
>>153198567UUUU
>and back to slurping
top 10. total Christen humiliation
>>153198663My boy Munton LFG
>>153198663>3x Astana above best UAElove to see it
>>153187853we live in Ses Salines
>>153198663GC
Grim leg
2026 is going to be UAE's annus horribilis. Pogi better worry
>>153198490With the fork blade being that big there should be a hole for a timing chip so that the chip can be put there and taped over for a smooth fork.
>>153198997Iirc they did that on a few track bikes some years ago, it might cause issues with the rules about fairings
>>153198923Who's going to replace them>>153198831not a footfag but what the fuck is up with those toes lmao
>>153199013Good catch, didn't think about the fairing rules. So tape might not work but surely a tube would still be allowed? Tubes are allowed even now.>>153199025Those are normal looking toes, probably look a bit longer than reality due being on the edge of the frame and the lens having distortions.
>>153199025They can easily be replaced by five or six teams taking ten to twelve wins off them.
top 10. Remco wins
kek why is this picture so funny
>>153199157i'm so happy with this race. finally my dream of one-off World Tour TTT's being put on the same level as classics and one day races is coming true
>>153199204this is a dagestani sambo fighter
>>153199263You're allowed to wear ITT WC jersey in TTT?
>>153199400Yeah they changed the rule now, because there is no more ttt wc.
>>153199400They changed the rule last year I believe
>>153199429>no more ttt wcWhich is a fucking crime against the sport.
AlUla Tour (2.Pro)Stage 4Winter Park - Shalal Sijyat Rocks184kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/alula-tour/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / FloBikes12:30 CET
Trofeo Serra Tramuntana (1.1)Selva - Santuari de Lluc154.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deia-trophy/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.vueltamallorca.com/descargas/CATALOGO-CH-MASCULINA.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deia-trophy/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5FkJBqRg_Mhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/RTVE 14:30 CET
short king
>>153200258Nobody likes Lorenzo FINN?
>According to Le Parisien, Caja Rural-Seguros RGA and TotalEnergies will receive invitations to the next Tour de France (in addition to Cofidis, Pinarello-Q36.5, and Tudor). The announcement is expected to be made this Friday. Unibet Rose Rockets has therefore not been selected.And you still have people who say the TdF only picks French teams like the Giro and Vuelta do with Italian/Spanish teams. Complete myth. The French conti teams were just better than the rest
>>153200392>were>[wur, wer, wair] / wɜr, wər, wɛər />verb>a second person singular past indicative; first, second, and third person plural past indicative; and past subjunctive of be.
Parcours of the new soulless Dauphiné
>>153200433
>>153200433>Rhône-alpesIs that why that chocolate is named Toblerone?
>>153200478Yes
>>153200496I see, thanks. Still pretty shitty with the names change.
Is Jan actually an idiot or is he just a hothead?
>>153201133idiot combined with the delusion that he things he can race like pogi
>>153201133He doesn't look like a genius
>>153125405>01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWTSomeone touch my dog I KILL YOU
It's so over Pogibros
>>153201424Nothing more than schizo ramblings
>>153201424Grote Ronde van Vlaanderen, perhaps
110 for flights270 for hotel in Nice 4 nightsmight go to MSR
>>153201814You're living the good life my friend
>>153198831Would still lick
It's like they're trolling Vayer at that point
>>153202667can't spell dopage without Rabobank
>>153202667oh, it's that Azerbaijani methhead who got caught during WC
Fuck Remco. May allah deport him to Morocco where he belongs
>>153157641froome is the only natty one there
>>153195418that alt chan was the worsti was insta permabanned for saying pogacar is a doperhow do people even find chans like thati think the mod there is from tiz
>>153197141its funny because the loudest people all live in completely rich white areasben delanney made this huge post on instagram about racist white people and i looked up where he lives and its 93% white and the average house price is over a million dollars
>>153203491These sketchy small chans are also wild west. I used to check both chans but seeing ads for cp being up for hours on the board was my call to just stick here.
>>153203530its all redditors so what do you expect
impressive
>>153201133by now I genuinely believe he's double digits IQ rider
>>153203517That's because those people only ever have to interact with colored people when they come to clean their pool, mow their lawn, clean their house, fix something in their house, etc. They don't ever have to deal with any of the side effects of importing millions of unknown people from third world countries. They just get the benefits in cheaper labor.
>>153207622kek
>some people really think that all you have to do for TdF invite is to make viral slop on social mediawtf I love ASO now
>>153208187based boomer Prudhomme
Caja chads eating good enjoying the flowing salt on wielerflits
>>153206309>double digits IQThat's most of the peloton. He's probably sub 85
>>153208292bitching on anglo media is even worse
>>153208807>Gen ZI hate that term. Zoomer is funny but Gen Z sounds just cringe
Malucelli wins
>>153208920where the rest of it?
>>153208807>50 years old Gen Z opinionThat idiot better be sorry when the great Joseba OTRUBA puts 2 minutes on the infamous slovenian dopeur on the slopes of the Le Alpe d'Huez
oh yeah, mixed CX relay is today. we live in Hulst
>>153208807focking ‘ell that’s a british gap
>>153208947top 10
rule that allows teams to chose in what order men and women start their laps makes the whole thing hilarious
runners are going to DROWN on some of these descents
assassination attempt
lil Grug gruggin
>>153209380
>>153200194we live in Majorca
Remco attack
>>153209469
>>153209428>look at me, I'm riding for the professional goomblers!velogamers in shambles
>>153209583
real Remco rampage going on
50km Remco solo, let's go
>No Team Easy On wildcard for the tourscandalous
insane gaps after descend
Remco beating spanish plumbers again. YawnPogacar does that to Remco in the World championships and Lombardia
wtf how is this allowed
>>153209723Cycling is healing
ASO should give the wildcard out in june to piss off everyone who trained to go lol
Last .1 race Pogacar participated in was Giro di Toscana (1.1) in 2023. He came in 4th, 2nd best UAE runner after Grossschartner.
>>153209797him dropping those two on the descent is the biggest surprise
Remco already has more wins than Pogacar in 2026. Pog is washed
Morgado betters wat nou
Remco wins
UAE still trying to get UCI points lol
>>153210544who is he callin?
>>153210554Allah the almighty
>>153210505top 10
>>153210648>racing against literal whoswhy is he smurfing? embarrassing.
>>153210488>>153209797If they haven't repaved it recently that side of Coll de Sóller has awful tarmac in places.
>>153210659What did you expect from nektassmurf?
Pog dodging Remco. He's scared and will be exposed in France
https://inrng.com/2026/01/ku-coin-pogacar-deal/Pog is lost and confused. Making rash decisions. Lucky to podium the tdf this year.
>>153210811fraud bitch manlet cuck rager
>>153210811chubby boy
>>153208807Did Røv Rockets pay her to write this?
>>153210852>Won't wife his gf>Steal wins from more worthy rider (rog)>Fake smile but throws a fit if he doesn't get his>Supports human rights abuse>Supports Chines crypto scams>No decency (in his doping)>Tax dodger>...I could go on. Makes Lance seem like a good lad t b h
>>153210852He's young and needs the money.
>>153211211Meanwhile Jonas:>Working man wagey>All he wants to do is to build kitchen cabinets and creampie his greenlandic slampig>Hates traveling>Wants to stay home with the kids>Relateable autist>Would spend his nights playing world of warcraft and shitposting here if he didn't say yes to Vismas' super serum>Moved back to Denmark>Pays full tax
>>153211308While I think Pogacar's shilling of a shitcoin is worthhy condemnation, him moving to Monaco is good. Had he stayed in Slovenia, he would pay more taxes, and receive worse services. Unlike the government of his homeland is more corrupt and disfunctional than than that of Vingegaard.
>>153211412Would you vote for pog if he went into politics after retirement?
>>153211308Paying full taxes is based, ngl
>>153211412It will never improve if everyone earning money would register elsewhere though. Southern European countries sort of have this problem already, and it's really going to be substantial in ten years or so. That's when the systems in the north that are also start cracking already will burst as well. Godspeed Berts.
>>153211308that's good and all but it doesn't help you beat Slovenian menaces or Belgian midgets
>>153211453Bruh if you have a full bingo card of riding for oil money AND dogding taxes AND now also crypto scamming, i dont know what to tell ya
>>153211412>shilling of a shitcoinits a crypto exchange, not a shitcoin. big difference tbqh
With todays win, Evenepoel overtook Museeuw in the PCS alltime ranking to take 37th place.
>Finally, the sporting director was asked to compare the Unibet Rose Rockets, who missed out on the coveted wildcard after being eliminated from Caja Rural. "They've built a very interesting team for 2026, but we were better than them last year. So I think we deserved an invitation," he belowed.
>>153211907It should be best ranked team gets in. No exceptions. Are there any other sports that pick and choose who they want? Raton de Mickey stuff
>>153212035https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_card_(sports)
new thread >>153212061new thread >>153212061new thread >>153212061
>>153212062Most of these are earned not randomly chosen. There is a straight forward and known qualifying system. Caja Rural can still be a wildcard but they have earned that wildcard.
>>153211308You forgot>can't drop Pogacar since 2023
