THE AGE OF PARAMOUNT IS UPON USGET THE FUCK IN HERE
this new bitch has a more pleasant voice than the other one
>First fight in 27 minutes
olivi feet
shall be going to sleep soon and watching in morning x
>>153128318yeah, that's the shit that happens when so many fights get cancelled
Gane adjusting to the Paramount calculations
What we eatin tonight boys?
this shit finna be pissing me off all night
megan olivi's feet
I mute every time weidman talks.
PimblettOmaliWaldoSilvaSilva
>>153128339just a snack will get something else in a bit
OHHHHHH PADDY THE BADDY
I wish I could goon to Kayla Harrison without the post nut clarity
i have chills
what has chris weidman done to you personally?
Maikal bipin
le paramount era...magnifique
where is picksbong
who here /druk/?WHAT A LIFE
The timberwolves cancelled their game in honor of the brave martyr who died today. The UFC should do the same
>>153128300Fuck Dana
>>153128300When are we seeing this guy againAlso what’s the best site for watching ufc for free, I’m not paying for paramount
Lmao this shit already bugging out
>>153128385Sorry meant to attach pic This guy keeps beating up nons
>>153128395It’s a horrible app Won’t be surprised when it crashes during main event walk outs
fatty the shatty is currently eating 50lbs of mcdonalds
>>153128395Works flawless for me on my illegal stream.
>>153128385>can’t pay $9/mo Grim
>>153128411Link plz?
>>153128427THIS IS DANA WHITE
heeminder, if you weren't posting in heem a week ago you didn't earn your fight night thread ticket. Sorry you will have to sit out until next weekend
>>153128421I paid $60 for a year
>>153128421*won'tHis money is better spent on hookers than on Dana.
>>153128427Nope
>>153128436come over here and stop me mick
Why are they showing this CTE commentary where are the fights?
heeminder goddard is stopping the fight if gaethje wobbles at all
when do the fights start
>>153128421I pay HBO max, Netflix for my dumb bitch wife, Amazon prime, Apple TV. Not paying another on top
>>153128356U alrite m8?
ESPN said this card started 15 minutes ago.... fuck you Dana and fuck paramount
what happened to the UFC ? did the jews at Paramount told them they wanted some talk show slop before finally showing some fights???
>>153128451>>153128455there's only two early prelim fights left so they have to pad like never before
>>153128452that makes 0 sensevegas wants gaethje to win
>not getting walmart plus
in the paramount era... there are no fights. and that's a good thing.
boomers get the fuck off the cage
>>153128385>can't afford $0.30 a dayBorderline homeless poorfag detected.
>>153128464I'm thinking they are trying to copy Netflix. Netflix had these bullshit segments before their boxing fights.
>>153128468who gives a fuck about one night of gambling money when putting a belt on paddy generates more wealth long term
DUDE Paddy subbed BOBBY GREENHe is a MONSTER on the ground bro.Gaethje is FINISHED
>>153128459Holy goy
>>153128477>walshart plus
I love that genre of british slag that champions league girl at the desk is. Can a bong explain her?
>>153128455Walkouts should be in 12 bongs
“Due to some irregular betting patterns, we will be keeping the limits lower than usual on tonight’s Michael Johnson vs Alex Hernandez bout,” Dave Mason of BetOnline wrote on Twitter
>Travis Barker with the fake hair tattoosMy brother in Christ, you are not a child anymore. Wear a toupee if you want people to think you have hair.
I've got people coming over can I get a link to the fights?
any euro bros pissed at the earlier start time i can't get my nap in properly now mengs i'm going to fall asleep mid card
>>15312852012 bings*
>>153128520Guru is right about Dagestanis, change my mind
>>153128461yeah good cheersmushy peas are lush, you dont have them?
paddy pimblett just lost a grappling match against some bum at his gym
>>153128541https://www.paramountplus.com/
Somebody's grandma held a plank better than me
>>153128490>who gives a fuckthe refs
>>153128541Sure thing m8ParryPlusProPackage.com/StarTrekAcademy.com
can i pls get stream link
Neau Bigger
>>153128533Fight is canceled B Rumor is Hernandez has a significant injury that got leaked to some bettors
Justin Gaethje vs. Paddy PimblettSean O'Malley vs. Song YadongWaldo Cortes-Acosta vs. Derrick LewisNatalia Silva vs. Rose NamajunasArnold Allen vs. Jean Silva
Man this coverage is straight ass. Couple of alcoholic unc's pretending to be Gaethje and Pimblett. Blink 182 drummer about to jump on the mic for whatever fucking reason. Kate Scott, the English rose, is the only saving grace
We eating good walmart chads
>>153128551That bum at his gym? Me.
>>153128563https://www.paramountplus.com/
>dude gaethje heemed.... uuuhhhhhh.... ummmmm...>anyway, he is going to heem the guy who has never been heemed, trust me
Paramount era off to a strong start
Card's almost going 30 minutes now and not one fight
>>153128572Yup.
>>153128571Kate Scott is actually good on the broadcast. She keeps those champs league morons in line
WHENS THEY FIGHTS?
>>153128569PimblettYadongCortes-Acosta Silva Silva
>>153128569Patty FatbitchSuga in his Tank O'ShmalleyDerrick My Bawls Wuz Hot n SheeitSilvaArnold "Autism" Allen
>>153128571>Blink 182 drummeroh thats who it wasi had it on mute and thought it was that adam22 cuck guy
GENTLEMEN, YES IT IS I: THE "6 Million my ass!" guy that got b&. How are we feeling about this glorious FIRST EVER Paramount UFC Show?
What scran do you run up during an evening of fights?
>>153128568great start to the paramount tv erathey bought this product to simp for trump, and on the day of the first event fighters are begging for money, a guy falls from the weight cut, a fight is removed for sus gambling, and ICE shoots another guy making trump less attractive for mediahow many billions was it? lucas sold star wars and indian jones and everything for under 4 billion lol
>>153128590Would so hard
>>153128563here you go *pisses into your mouth*
>>153128587First fight starts in about 10 minutes. Maybe 15 Lol audio is fucked. Showing a promo but playing arena audio
This lagging like hell and it hasn't even started yet.
starting off with countless techincal difficulties. looking good bros...
If I can’t find a good illegal stream I’m going to lose my fucking mind. I do not WANT to pay for another fucking stream service that I’ll forget about, fuck all of this
holy fuck just start the fights man im so sleepy i might fall asplee before seeing a single fan
>>153128598Man those gyoza looked SHITTY
>>153128612what happened here?
great audio paramount!
Uhhh, why is every Audio mixed together? Paramountbros, this is not looking good...
I bet the last of my money on a draft kings ticket.
this card isn't even that stacked, only the main. it feels better than it is because of the draught
the paramount era is a fever dream
>favourite fight tonight? i mean, all of them>my favourite fighter? haha, changes all the timelol
what the fuck is this audio?what the fuck is this audio?what the fuck is this audio?what the fuck is this audio?
>I love Jones
FUGIT VS MILLER
>>153128623Cocaine is a helluva drug.
>travis barker
>>153128569PimblettO'MalleyCortes-AcostaSilvaSilva
get this faggot rat blink 182 fuck off my screen
>>153128569PimblettO'MalleyLewisSilvaAllen
Welcome to the Paramount era
SAY IT AIN'T SO
TRAVIS FRIGGIN BARKER
>>153128644whose the skirt
POST YOUR WOLKAUT SONG
damn this segment is awful kek
The subhuman tattooed 182 freak has arrived.
>>153128549No m8 only goyslop round this part of town
DONT start posting trannys please DONT DO IT. I DONT WANT TO SEE IT. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.
>>153128572Getting my groceries delivered. Based walmart
THE Travis Barker?
The UFC, yea, that one was for the history books
>Dude completely tattooed his scalp
Hey GUISE... the guys name is Song Ya DONG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DONG! What a fucking DONG.
>>153128623He defeated the Germans and is now enjoying the fruits of his valor
>>153128672Guess my GF's favorite fighter
>>153128656What drugs is he on here?
>>153128683Actually, he had someone else do it.
>>153128690Islam
30 minutes now and no fightsThanks Cameron Smotherman
>finally tune in >faggot tattoed in the face on my screen>he's not getting punched in the face but is on the panelwhat the fuck
>>153128690yjk...
>>153128569>>153128353
>>153128690Luke Rockhold
CELEBRITY COMMENTATORS?
>>153128569BaddehJTBSalsa BoyBug RoseArnold Allen, he smells of piss.
oh shit its joe!
>>153128704
looking at gay porn tell me when the fight starts
Do you think women masturbate to the idea of UFC fighters kissing each other
>>153128690big ank
Cormier is fat!
Good to see Joe still gets to stand on a box to look tall in the Paramount era.
>DC is already fucked upoff to a good start
>show started an hour ago>0 fights since#rapedanawhite
even with the rankings being worthless nowadays, number 4 vs number 5 should never be a title fight
>>153128612good. i hope he goes to sleep every night knowing he was wrong his entire life. the only way he can find any solace is to kill himself while he takes some politicians with him.
30 hour of slop. are you enjoying paramount era yet goy?
the fabric used to make DC's big fat stupid 7XL suit could have made like 10 separate quilts to shield orphans from the cold winter storm
>>153128731>women
>paddy put away tonynice work daniel
>>153128644Who is this sleeping beauty?
>THE MICHAEL CHANDLERS>THE TONY FERGUSONS>THE KING GREENShow can he say that with a straight face?
>>153128569paddyyourdongpooissilvasilva
>>153128732more like BIG RAPED
The guys fight that fainted is obviously off, is Johnson/Hernandez also off? Kayla as well... man that the hell happened?
>My favorite fighter is going to get destroyed and called washed after tonight. When did it happen to you guys? How did you cope?
where fights?
KNOCK HIS FOOKIN BLOCK OFF LAH
>>153128731Women imagine all sportsmen are secret gay lovers whenever they watch any sport. That Netflix show proved this.
>>153128781Luckily for me, T Ferg is going on a run in Boxing.
>>153128569PatrickO'cuckleyWaldoSilvaBARK BARK BARK
they just cancelled the event
>>153128781>See pictureAmazing movie btw
>>153128781Derrick is not washed
>>153128731Only white nazis jerk off to that sort of thing b
2026 the year of armpits and Megan knows it.
>>153128600$1.1B per year for 7 years
>>153128781petr yan came back
>>153128781Whittaker vs kumshot did it for me
they have var?
It's time UFC bros.
STILL NO HEEMS WHERES THE FUCKING HEEMS
>Nevada allows replay>Nowhere else doesWhat a great sport, definitely not rigged at all.
>>153128781I watched charles walk into ilia and get slept in slow motion I knew it could happen but I kinda hoped he wouldn't be that retarded
>>153128665>>153128769Muriel Senderos aka Muriel Makowitz
so, every finish getting at least a 25k bonus is going to increase finishes in general, right? especially on prelims
>>153128781i picked ken shamrock
>>153128779Kayla fucked up her neck and had surgery. She’s out for a couple months. Hernandez fight had suspicious betting activity and got flagged. A mountain of money came in on Johnson. Ppl saying Hernandez has a bad knee and some big money better learned about it
I just boughted a year of Paramount Plus HD for $160 Aud but now it says I still have to buyed PPV????HELP????
>>153128851The Dagistan era is OVER
I am here. Begin the paramount+ heems!!!
lol constant broadcast autio/camera mishaps already
Bro, I keep trying to scroll down and open the little fight track thing to see which fights are next who’s gotten what damage etc. ESPN already mogging Paramount. Also >>153128569GAYCHEESE-OKEKY-LEWIS-SILVA-SILVA
>wake up>make coffee>turn on ufc>remember I'm AustralianToday is a great day!
We're so back guys!
>Tool walkoutso fucking kino
TOOL walkout
>>153128857hahahah
>>153128781It gets easier with time...
>>153128569PimblettYadongCortes-AcostaNamajunasSilva
>>153128854my god
Fugitt boutta lay on this dude for 10 minutes and win an ultra boring decision
>>153128866Life is great when you are a slave to the communist state of Ausfailia!
what does it mean i know some of you speak chinese
>>153128569PaddyZesty O MalleyLewisMy sweet baby Natalia SilvaAllen
>>153128569Patrick PimplettSong My DongBaldo (I hope Lewis heems him, but he's been looking great)Natalia SilvaArnold Anus
>>153128857OH NO NO NO NO NO
So sad Kayla Harrison won't be here :( how do I cope?
I feel a decision. Its the only way to start the new era.
>>153128569PaddyO'MalleyDerrickNataliaSilva
i'm pretty thirsty can someone get me a drink
>>153128886Love and water
>>153128886Duck Sauce
>>153128886It says Olivi Feet
>>153128874he just got one-upd by bubba sparxxx walkout
Fuck i picked ty Miller and I just realized hes going to lose.
I have to go to work in 2 hours
>>153128900*unzips*
>>153128900Wanna ginger ale?
Fugg It :^)
>>153128915Give me their number, I'll call in a bomb threat.
Albuquerque New Mexico vs Eugene Oregon The latest chapter in a hundred year rivalry between former sister cities
>>153128854Fucking Hernandez this faggot is gonna lose his career for being stupid lol.
lads i'm already sleep wtf man wtf man WHAT THE EFF
>>153128569JustinYadongLewisSilvaAllen
>>153128569Paddy "DC" PimblettSean "DC" O'MalleyWaldo "DC" Cortes-AcostaNatalia "DC" SilvaArnold "DC" Allen
>37 year old prospect
>>153128929Don’t think it was his fault. Someone on his team is prob fucked tho
>>153128569PaddySugar SeanWCAThug RoseSilva
>>153128930isnt it like barely midnight there?be man brit bro
bum ass, cheap ass niggas didn't even change they graphics
More like Adam Faggit
Fugg it ;)
>>153128943He’s prospect fodder. Look at his UFC matchups LOL this fuckin broadcast is so bad
lol, great start into the new era bruce
did they mess up the names am i dumb
>37 year old /heem/ anon
Did Buffer just mix them up?
why has no one posted an image of spurdo yet with the text saying Fuggit :DDDDD
wrong guy paramount!
Damn Bruce is a cas
>>153128802As they should. Someone just got MURDERED in Minnesota!
CTE Bruce
>>153128569PimblettO'MalleyLewisNamajunasAllen
Great start
>what just happened
>>153128569 Paddy Pimblett>Sean O'MalleDerrick LewisRose NamajunasJean Silva
King of Kings Lord of Lords enters the threadBruce already drunkDC already drunk
heemed to death
I'm thinking it's a Daniel "DC" Cormier kind of night.
you think bruce is sober enough to feel shame right now?
>>153128969yeah they did lmao
can u pick camera angles in the paramount app?
Fugitt :DDDDDDDDDD
>>153128843Thanks>MakowitzIs she?
is Joe Rogan still alive?
Eye poke. Fight over.
Fantastic start to the PARAMOUNT era! Gotta love Bruce, kek
>>153128616>stream
>>153128459You're a fucking retard. Get a loaded fire stick and tell your wife to get a job if she doesn't want to change stream sources for her faggot pluribus show
that finish bonus already paying off, no wasting the first few minutes sussing each other out
miller looks like a total virgin
>>153128949>Don’t think it was his fault.If his friends name there I'm sure his name is in there too.
>>153129002Still thriving and learning, homeboy.
>>153129015apex cards are going to be absolute bloodbaths now
>>153128569PimblettO'MalleyAcostaNamajunasAllen
Joe already talking about the calf kicks
NOOOO STOP HEEMING ME
Ggg
>25k finish bonuseven ONE does 50k
>>153128994He's coming in off a big off-season, hungry
>>153128886
>>153129032>OHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS HURT>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS ENJOYING IT HE IS HARDDDDDD
Is this Jim Miller's son?
>>153128569PaddySeanDerrickNataliaJean
Fight of the night so far! :))))
WOOOOOOOOOOO
That fagitt guy is getting whooped
these guys look too small for welterweight. back to hypnotube for now
How long was the travis barker bit he looked drugged out of his mind
>>153129052hehe i havent showered all year!
>>153129047Yes, this is his full name: TY "JIM MILLERS SON" MILLER. Bruce just announced it wrong.
>>153129052Fight of the Year
I am become heem, destroyer of worlds...
JUST BLEED
HEEEEEEEM EARLY
I felt like a loser without a job but ngl gang I feel like more of a loser going to work instead of enjoying 324.
dana's a genius, who would've thought offering a prize to prizefighters was the move
early stoppage. fugitt was still in it.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
shit stoppage
heem?
HEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEM
FUGGIT IS FUGGED! RIGHT AT THE BUZZER AS WELL!
so it's gay stoppage night
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM DANNY
PAY UP DANA
NIGHT OF KINO AHEAD
EARLY
EARLY STOPPAGE
>>153129059
good scrap
I am become Daniel, "DC" of Cormier
>>153128300Starting the year off right. Good fight
dumb ref
Fuggit was getting peached up and Rogan was saying he should kick Millers armsidk if that was going to do it bro
how important are skull acoustics for a jobber? I think fugitt has that x factor, in instrument making they call it a "tone wood" when a board is well suited for making an instrument, I think he has a "tone dome"
Early Stoppage
BEAT THE HELL OUT THAT OLD NIGGA
BONK
>my dad always watches your podcastjoe is going to seethe so hard about that
fuck yeah
Now that I can feel the energy of the night by the first fight, I can guarantee 100% that Pimblett, Jean Silva, Waldo, and O'Malley are winning their fights
You guys enjoy the next 20 minutes of commercials, I'm gonna go heem my meng.
that was early
stopping fights with less than 5s on the clock while the fighter is still standing should not be a thing
>1 second on the clock>fake finish God I hate ari ariel anik larry natan and the rest of them
>>153129103Joe is literally just a Jiu Jitsu nerd who doesn't actually know shit about MMA. He was good for explaining the ground exchanges to cazzies when the sport was still niche 15 years ago, but the fans recognise a lot of that stuff now
25 thousand baht!
I gotta go out with my girlfren but you guys have an balst. In hoping to be back around 8. God belss
I'm getting gambling ads on my "premium" subscription
sports betting bros, what parlays are we taking?
>>153129130oh yeah? how come your flag has the same colors as them then
Your boy got RAPED
>>153128569GaethjeO'MalleyLewisSilvaSilva
Shit stoppage Fuggit still had a pulse.
>>153129147on phone? i see none on pc.
>UFC Blowjob JitsuShan't be watching
Gianna the Jew
>>153129147Commercials for the lame ass Paramount shows are still commercials. Not happy with it at all.
Hi guys can you please tell me a website where I can watch full fight replays? It was something like watchmmafull but it doesnt work for me no more. Thank you.
>>153129012kek
Got I hate Mikey Faggotoli
>>153129125>>153129109>>153129102Retards. Fugitt could barely stand and his punches were completely uncoordinated, and then he got hit 10 more times.
>>153128999Don't think so, but who knows
How is this guy still here
>gianni still on the broadcast i agree with his take on the main event but get this fucking guy off the air
he saw miller running away concluding that he was mentally heemed and stopped it good call actually
THE DENZEL WASHINGTON?
>>153129063Dr. Sneedlove, or How I Learned to Stop Fearing and Love The Heem
Ty Miller has shades of Nick Diaz
They made Gianni grow a goatee lmfao
lmao what the fuck, that blink 182 transition fucking caught me off guard
Paddy looked like a slouched mouth breather in that faceoff
>>153129188Built a new set of teeth out of Goyim who owed him money
why do they keep playing blink 182? I'm getting depressed thinking about being 10 years old again and walking into the skatepark.
Don’t think I ever heard Greg Jackson talk before this
Jackson Winks... But at what?Jackson Winks his RED ANUS for Josh Hokit's BWC!!!
>>153129194All Scousers are slouched mouthbreathers
nigga a freeman
gay dad rock blink 182 background audio
>>153128385strea*ed.pk
>>153129147Yeah, I wish they had mentioned that live events still have commercials
>>153129210the drummer was there earlier think hes doing a bit later wasnt really listening
>>153129177doesn't matter retard, you don't stop a fight with 1 second left. fighters recover between rounds
It's funny that ESPN/Disney only paid for stock music but Parry+ lets them use the licensing from their backlog. Remember how they said fighter walk out music came out of their pay?
>>153129210They said Travis barker is doing something later in the broadcast. They recorded a performance in the octagon this week
whats so plus about paramount plus?
>>153128569Paddy PimblettSean O'MalleyDerrick LewisNatalia SilvaJean Silva
None of these fighters have checked in with the shot caller
>>153129225this. whats one more pucnh gonna do. anyone that disagrees is braindead n word cattle.
>>153129177he was denied the opportunity to be a warrior
>>153129173It's called www.youtube.com mate.
paramount+ is kino as fuck. best service.
>>153129222There has obviously got to be filler between fights.
>>153129230It's everything you could ever want from Paramount and more.
>>153129225>you don't stop a fight with 1 second leftDid you learn that in referee school?
>>153128569paddyomalleywaldonataliasilva
Post jugs
>>153129230When you watch it makes you HIV+
>>153129245I have prime w/ paramount+. All the kinos a man needs.
Aw hell nah Sneeds here? That boy sucks cock!!!
Heem ya dong, playa!
>>153129249you are a gay pathetic nerd.
>>153128569ScouserO'Malley Cortez Silva Silva
WHERES THE HEEMS
>>153129245I think their app is probably the worst out of all of them. Netflix and hbo max are the best.
>>153129243full fights u mong
who would win in a catchweight bout between tupac and biggie?
>>153129262are the numbered events on it for us? thought it was americans only
wtf why is yadong constantly saying nigga! he's asians!
Dr Doofenshmirtz heems ur favourite fighter
the production seems better so far. that Diego Lopes trailer was cool and this Song Yadong one ain't bad
>>153129246so let me listen to the corners of give me a blank screen with nothinganything but fucking commercials that I'm supposedly paying extra to not see
>>153129277tupac all day long
>>153129276>being a rude little terminally online dweebgood luck finding a stream you fatherless goose neck faggot
Ok i kinda want this chink to beat O'Malley
>>153129230ghey af, so far
>>153129290ESPN+ always had commercials on prelims. Nothing has changed
>>153129280Yah, no paramount+ ufc for us. But we still get 24, The X-Files, and Blue Bloods so whatever
How many fights have I missed?
I've seen enough I'm going to sleep well done daner
>>153129297sadly i think it's the worst kind of matchup for dong
>>153129299It was supposed to change. They said no commercials. They motherfucking lied.
>>1531293031 prelim
>>153129303paddy knocked out derrick lewis and you missed it
>>153129305why?
>>153129290You should have to pay to watch the commercials. Be happy they let you see them for free. I love paramount.
>>153129274What shows do you watch on Netflix?
>>153129310No one said no commercials. Never happened.
You now remember Thug Rose. (she's fighting tonight)
1 fight in 1 hour? fuck u dana
>>153129311Cheers b, didn't realise it was 11 already
>>153129303only 1, they had to stall for so much time because of the fights that got cancelled
>>153129320Thud Rose
whens michael johnson fight!?
>>153129295Already found negro
>>153129320Pat Barry fucked her in her prime
>>153129303you missed ty miller box the fuck out of fugitt who needs to retire
is there anything more frustrating than playing soloq in league of legends and being on a team with a bunch of braindead retards who refuse to listen to pings or comms
>Dana cucking all the paycuckswow who could have seen this coming
>>153129320Chud Rose
>>153129233whats biryot?
>>153129336lol
>>153129318I don’t have it anymore I used my gfs but she broke up with me. I’m not saying anything about the content just the app itself. Netflix and hbo have the best ones, then it’s all the others, then paramount at dead last. I find it borderline unusable.
>>153129336Night's Cav getting stuck on a bush or bit of rock
>>153129320
>>153129336>lol>in 2026
>>153128569GaethjeYadongSalsaHot SilvaAutist Silva
Hokit won’t be able to take freeman down. This fight is gonna suck ass
>>153129351she looks like mccaffrey
>>153128569GaycheeDONGBLACK BEASTROSESILVA
>>153129351I really just don't get it.
>>153129348Imagine admitting that a woman dropped you lmao. Always be the first one to leave
>>153129336I don’t like being told what to do so I purposely disobey pings if faggots start doing them
what are we drinking and eating tonight brothers?
>>153129374lmao
>>153129299ESPN+ was also a shithole with no option to avoid commercials
>>153129360one of the best multiplayer games ever made. very mentally stimulating. love the mix of strategy + reaction speed. the climb is rewardingt. gold 2 after 9 games
>>153129374Why do you play team games?
>>153128569PaddieOmalleyAcostaRoseAllen
>>153129351>Groom a woman all her life just for her to end up like thisI wonder how much regret her husband has
What did they mean by this?
>>153128569PimbletO'MalleyWaldoSilvaAllen
This pacing is ass
Is it just me or the fights are interfering with ads too much
>>153129336Yes soloq in Dota.Play proper moba retardoid.
>>153129319Paramount did when they offered a "no commercials" tier for their service
>>153129379Tropicana also eating honey buns and brim salt n pepper pork rinds
>>153129394She looked like this many years after her grooming. The qanon bullshit unironically did more damage than her trauma.
>>153129351
>>153129395Uhhhh, what about those "Stars" there..? Is Justin a kike?
>>153129405He's a bootlicker, I wouldn't waste my time. We both know they said that. Now we aren't getting it.
>Naruto hand signsyah hes getting heemed
is the paramount+ stream upscaled to 4k? looks better than the espn+ streams used to
>>153129391To mog my teammates
>5 minutes of fighting>45 minutes of adsOMG I HECKING LOVE THE PARAMOUNT™+ ERA
think i'm going to play clone hero after the fights
>>153129407based
>>153129373I’m too lazy to break up with anyone. I’ve been in like 20 relationships and 18 of them the girl broke up with me.
Did Bruce just make fart noises in the mic?
>>153129405>>153129415I haven't gotten any commercials so far.
HOKIMANIA BROTHER
De la cruz on my della meng
>black guy called Denzel FreemanScriptwriters are getting lazy
>>153128569The HighlightSugaThe Black BeastThug Almighty
he moves like a FRICKEN FLYWEIGHT
>>153129413Look at his tattoo
Did this nigger really think just being fat can get you through the heavyweight class?
>>153129432>ive been in 20 relationships what the fuck lol ive been in 3 and that was too many
this is not how i remember the story of catcher freeman...
good news is hokit about to make me money. that bad news is my wife is trying to find his instagram now
oh boy humping
>>153129351women are a buzzcut away from looking like the average chudcel
>>153129436adblock?
>>153129432>anon, we need to talk>just get it over with, femanon
HOKIMANIAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE STROKING MY GIRLCOCK TO RED DE LA CRUZ!
God HWs fight like shit
Do you guys think Gable Stevenson will do this to the Elite HWs as well?
considering the state of heavyweight hokit is probably going to be ranked in like 4 months
>>153129367
good afternoon bros
>>153129480Gotta watch PFL for good heavyweight fights
Morgan Washington getting his ass kicked out there.
sloppy one-sided banger
heem him already
Hokit too small to do any real damage fat nigga ain't even doin anything
>>153129488nigannou fight for them yet?
holy shit he spanked that nigga
>>153129351Paramount needs to cast her as cell saga gohan
UFC not beating the gay porn allegations
This is pretty fun and athletic for a heavyweight fight.
>spankingThis is quite the buck breaking
Man, Hokit just had to keep throwing shots instead of trying to take the back/chokewhat a fucking idiot
>>153129497once and he already wants out
beautiful buck breaking. let it go 3 rounds. destroy all organs.
belt to ass don't run when it comes
>TKO BY MIDDLE FINGERLMAO
>>153129493lol
>do nothing>gassed somehowthe power of HW
kek 0 strikes for freeman
Dis nigga cannot fight b
freeman is a coward, good stoppage
that nigga got stomped like it's american history x
hahahahaha
kek he just quit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
DC DEFENDING THAT FUCKING JUNGLE MONKEY LMAOOOOOOO
GAMBLIN' MARK SMITH SECURING THE FIRST ROUND HEEEEEEEEEEM
how do you not finish a nigga that already gave up
always take the smaller heavyweight. theres a reason the vast majority of open weight competitions are won by middle/light heavyweights
why stop it bro???
wtf are these stoppages tonight?
Lightskin niggas stay winningDarkskin niggas hold that L
>two shitty stoppagesThe year of the shit stoppage
cut this bum
lmaooooo.
gay stoppages
wtf
Bro mark was tired of seeing that bs
fuck this ref man
worst fighter ive ever seen unironically
h-hheeeeeeeeeeeem!
>Paramount era starts with 2 early stoppy
Incredible buckbreaking
Why is DC so angry that the black guy got stopped?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>2 shit stoppagesWELCOME TO THE PARAMOUNT ERA
KEK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FINGY
What an ending, KEK. THE MIDDLEFINGER OF DOOM. Is this the first actual Middlefinger Finish? Could have given him at least the chance to come out for the second round
what a gem dana found
>>153129515Damn. my weak bitch gf cried when a frisbee hit her chest.
>Ayo man, just because you stop fighting doesn't mean you can stop the fightFUCK DC
Not enough people here recognize when the fight has gone out of a man.
keep crying bitch ass niggasparamount era is off to a great startHOKIMANIA
The Paramount Era:>Damn, he got hurt :( >STOP THE FIGHT!
Chills.
pillowfisted bum how can you not heem that guy
>TKO (middle finger)
>"free"man
LATE STOPPAGEFreeman was in another galaxy
>Quits with no time left in the round
all that hype and he got dogwalked by a 28 year old guy who looks 38 also with these dumb stoppages, dana is handing out lots of money tonight.
it's a fine stoppage, the man crumbled in on himself.
Hokit is my new Great White Hope
>>153129515So annoying, she's all good to keep fighting until someone in the background says something
he was 7-1 btw
he gave up joe
He wasnt ready to be a free man
love me some paramount
HOLY BASED
>instead of just big fights, now every fight is scriptedparamount... i consneed...
Nah actually none of you fucks train. Both of them he could've went out for round two actually
>>153129557and drunk bruce buffer fucking up the names of the fightersdana seething probably
FREEDOM BALL TOMORROW
>>153129582no, you let a bitch quit on the stool or come out for the next round and get flatlined. this isn't boxing.
Beast of a stoppage
>>153129581>dana is handing out lots of money tonightAnd he won't like that. He might encourage refs to not stop fights now so he doesn't have to pay anymore. We're going to see guys get turbo heemed just so Dana doesn't have to pay 25k
Did anyone get the middle finger kek
Fucking bo nix
kwab (kek what a bum)
>>153129605>>153129605>>153129605>>153129605
One of the worst buck breakings I've seen in a long time.By gawd.
N-word, please!
BONESAAAAAAAWWWW IS READYYYYYYY
based 80's wrestling promo
A WRESTLING PROMO?
you realize that if that wasnt stopped we would have to sit through two tired heavyweight sloggin through to a decision.
>N word pleaseBASED
>>153129417Correct.
kino
Is this unironically because of paramount? Saw some people say something about being concerned that fights will get called off earlier when it gets bloody. And now it didnt even get bloody and yet we got two straight up early stoppages hmm
N WORD PLEASE
LMAO
I'm loving the paramount era
>>153129597>Both of them he could've went out for round two actually
HAHAHAHAHA
Now we get commercials and Filler for 30 minutes again!
brittney griner? the olympic girl?
Kino.
Vegas ladies and gentlemen. This shit is fucking rigged as hell.
>>153129687no the tall ass basketball mulatta that got rescued from russia by biden
Brittney Griner is 6 ft 9 ......? that makes her one of the tallest women to ever exist probably a man
>>153128569GarthOmalleyThe black beastSilvaSilva
