Hawkit Tuah
God this is gay as fuck
N-WORD PLEASE
>N-WORD PLEASElmao
damn this guy wants to be randy savage and with the refs...did Paramount really just buy up UFC to make them as scripted as WWE?
HEEM FATTY
massive aura loss jesus
Hokit with a good ol' poor little blk boy sissy clitty clobbering, stopped via sissy clitty pitty, I fear!!!
Bro thinks he's Colby Covington.
lol
Fuck Hokit. Hope he gets heemed out cold at the White House
Cringe
this guy is trying way too hard
okay this is based
HOLY BASED
damn... now that is REAL AMERICAN
>Brittany Griner is a manaccurate
Kids a superstar
>random gta character before giving you a mission
>N WORD PLEASEparamount doesn't know how brash this shit is yet
>piggy fighter cuts some cringe pro wrestling promo
MOTHER
N-word please!
Next Jon Jones ladies with gentlehands
love that bastard
>Full WWE style promo with jokesThis nigga might be my favorite up and coming fighter
this is more of a fourth win in the promotion speech not second
who's a man?
>N WORD PLEASEOfficially boyed
when will chael release a video about this blatant bit infringement?
>>153129605HAHAHAHA TRANSPHOBIA AMRIRE?
>>153129640Colby was, is and always will be a faggot so he's doing a pretty good imitation
Hes trying too hard but the n word and birth any griner shout made it based
>>153129644Seething Renee Good fan.
>>153129655
And the crowd goes mild
the cringeits weapons grade
>n-wordInstant aura nuke. Say it, or don't.
kek I like this guy
>paramount fans think ufc is wwe now
>n word pleaseThats fucking hilarious
HOKIMANIA LIVES ON MY ENWORDS
>>153129623BE QUITE, A WHITE MAN IS TALKING. BROWNCEL GET BACK TO MOSQUE AND EAT MORE COW FECES.
>britney griner is a manso Russia respected her pronouns despite her genitalia and put her in a prison with other women?
>everyone on /sp/ forgot who macho man randy savage is
Guru xisters we picked the blk boy... our daddy led us astray on this one :(
>>153129686it was funny
>>153129679It's a mistake having Hokit in the early prelims when the arena is mostly empty. He'd get big pops later in the evening
Kek that guy got chuds seething with his memorized promo
>>153129694>whiteYou will never be white Paco
Hokit looks black he could’ve just said it
>>153129605Fuck Dana
TKO (fatness)
>michael johnson vs alex hernandez got cancelledwtf menacebros......
>>153129695should have said Lia Thomas
gib stream link niggers
>>153129706no one is white on 4chan
>>153129695they put her with the other blacks. who the fuck cares what happens next? cuck.
Whatever happened to Luke Thomas? Does anyone watch that guy anymore?
paddy the baddy this guys just like shawn o malley man these guys remind me a lot of that guy conner macgregger
>>153129690oh did you get triggered, snowflake??
>>153129716twitch.tv/forsen
>>153129716Paramount.com/plus
>>153129699It was reddit. Kosher chud cosplay.
>were gonna cut youre fight at 4:59 and you have to add a sufferin succotash to your promoIm moving to ONE. This cornball shit is for guys that haven't trained a day in their life
>>153129711>strange betting patternsJohnson confirmed to win
>>153129716You're mad retarded if you can't find a stream. Fuck you
So white people can say the n word by just saying n word? Reddit isn't going to like that.
>>153129721correct
>>153129716https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming
What if he said Michelle Obama is a man?
>>153129739>whitei know youre american but come on
>>153129706butthurt paki alert. more whites in usa than england. not a single english"man" has more testosterone than even an american woman. pathetic "race" of cuckolded emasculated wimps. pathetic worms. LMAO
what if you saw poo come out of rose namajunas butt
>>153129709>beats black man>calls out black man>says thisWhat did he mean by this?
>>153129737gib link nigger
>2 fights >2 finishes
>>153129760you're retarded
>DC talking about haircuts
>>153129766He no black, he Dominican
>>153129762pull it out like I'm starting a lawn mower
>>153129749say it to my face muhammad
>>153129705memorized? that was straight from the top of the dome b
>>153129709Insanely based
paddy makes me feel seen.
reddit is NOT happy with this blatant transphobia
>>153129760Ah yes, the whites of America
Justin Gaethje vs. Paddy PimblettSean O'Malley vs. Song YadongWaldo Cortes-Acosta vs. Derrick LewisNatalia Silva vs. Rose NamajunasArnold Allen vs. Jean Silva
>>153129791bussy cam activated
>>153129802
>>153129773No
>>153129797kek redditors trying to own the banter with gay facts and queer logic
He out grappled THE elite grappler Bobby "Kang" Green? Wowie fricken zowie
Support ICE
>>153129804Fat, yes. Milky, no.
>>153129804OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Hokit fans
>>153129797>redditors are too retarded to understand a jokeGenuinely can't wait for the National Guard to wipe all of those commies out in Minneapolis
>>153129803GAETHJEO'MALLEYCORTES-ACOSTASILVASILVA
>>153129797>saying an ugly chick looks like a man is recognizing gender fluidity
>>153129730he finally gave up on league :)
>>153129796How do you fix this
I want a damaged GF
had a couple of dingleberries recently so had a full shave and feel fresh ladsdo most fighters shave their whole body or are lots of blokes hairless
>>153129804
>>153129840Stand up straight,
>>153129797hokit next mcgregor. reddit seethe farm infinite engagement glitch.
you would think dana would put some effort into the first card of the year and the first card on paramount
>>153129847i want someone a little more normal
>>153129840train abs, psoas, and glutes
>>153129803PaddyYadongCortes-AcostaSilvaSilva
BADDYMANIA
>>153129797Pls post more reddit seething
Why is Paramount+ so obsessed with Blink-182? This is like the 5th time I've heard it this stream and the drummer showed up.
i like this promo with blink 182
>I know for a fuck Can he say that?
Reminder Paddy best this! He'll have no problem with a skinny fat.
>>153129877lostprophets couldnt make it
>that blink songjust kill me
FEED IT AIN'T SEEDSEED IT AIN'T FEEDFORMERLY CHUCK'SCURRENTLY SNEED'S
>>153129605Griner bros
This production value is beautiful ESPN was giving us slop in comparasment
Yes it’s inappropriate for white people to say the N-word. Nothing wrong with self censoring. We don’t say the N-word here.
>>153129797u/wine-n-dive right as usual
>>153129840kettlebell swings and tgus
tonight we officially enter the pimblett era....
kek leon
Why do these old clips look so much more Kino? So much more of life?
>>153129897The N Word
Paramount are actually good at promotion because they're used to drama and hype from working on TV shows
>>153129716>https://v2.streameast.sg/ufc/ufc324-gaethjevspimblett/Get fucked burgerfaggots.
>TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODYhaha that's the guy fighting tonight right
>>153129803PaddySongWaldoSilvaSilva
>brent musberger doing the cold openholy fuck we're gonna have some gambling shenanigans lads
Based Musburger
>>153129901you're thinking of u/wine-n-drive
>>153129887Is this edited or is he just a little guy
Feel like a first class citizen finally not having to stream like a subhuman
>>153129886I reverse searched and it's really a tranny, what the fuck
>>153129803GAYCHEESEOKEKYLEWISSILVASILVA
>>153129940We can rebuild her, we have the technology.
>>153129940Did you rike it?
>>153129932chandler is 5'6 tops
>>153129940Nothing better than heeming some tranny bussy in-between heems
it's gonna be a great night of fights on paramount!
>>153129803GathejeSugar SeanWCAThug RoseSilva
>>153129937I have a 4k 0 lag no delay stream and I didn't pay for it ;)
i have been edging for 15 hours and i'm getting to a point where i might fall asleep with blue balls before the fights are over
>open /heem/ >still talking about trannies>close /heem/ bye
>>153129906eating in honor of paddy the fatty
Who told them that fighting isnt everything? Everyday Porrada
they killed karyn bryant?who this new shorty???
>>153129967You posted this after you closed /heem/?
You know a fighter is done for when commentators start referring to them as "the future hall of famer"
>>153129969
hahahahaha wnba just sold to Jackson-Wink
>paddy pimblettnigga looks like he got a bussy
HEEM BROS! HOW IS EVERYONE?long time no heem!
>>153129803GaethjeMalleyWheres WaldoSilvaSilva
>>153129803Gaethje O'Malley Lewis SilvaAllen
>>153129986what, you don't?
>>153129940>sees "girl" on 4chan>doesn't automatically assume it's a shemale dick tranny
>>153129989I was arrested and spent the night in the police station for hitting my step-dad in the head with a baseball bat
Read it, bigot!You can read, right?
I was warming up to O'Memey but then he just released a Youtube video where he said he dindu nuffin when he popped for peptides and now I hate him again.
whos peyote dan?
>>153129803GaethjeYadongLewisNamajunasSilve
>>153129989Time for some HEEMS, HEEM-BRAH
where are the fights
>>153129940This is what conservatives want to take from you
DC has no idea what is going on
>>153130005proper heem innit m8
>>153129979Paramount plus is no joke man, gilfs are taken out to pasture here
>>153129958You're brown
I like the new host lady’s voice.She has a lot of black in her. She’s aching to get bleached.
>I don't think we've had a fight go the distance yet!Hasn't there only been 2 fights?
>>153130025On Paramount+, the new home of UFC!
>>153130041DC can't count that high
>>153130025in between commercials
>>153130041Well it's been almost two hours. Can't blame him for getting confused.
>>153130036Good goy...
Currently watching land man
BREAKING NEWSMMA GURU IS LIVEBREAKING NEWS
"8.99 a month no hidden fees, and the archives!"heard this before with a 9.99 pay model hmmm i give it 5 years
DA LOU
>>153130058How is it? I dig Billy Bob.
UFC game thread > Sheem
I got Da Lou by annihilation
>>153129986He’s gonna be Bustin Gaycheeks in a few hours
>>153130059Guru got left palms up by Arman, he's washed.
alex perez is going to heem this zesty dude
>>153129989Hello, I went out yesterday to meet people but that's not for me. I'm too shy. I should have trained instead. Do you have plans for the weekend?
>>153130061They've already raised it to 13.99 starting next month lol.
>>153129803>Gaethje>O'Malley>Cortes-Acosta>Namajunas>Jean Silva
>>153129803Paddy PimblettSean O'Malley Waldo Cortes-Acosta Natalia Silva Jean SilvaI believe.
>schizo tattoos>schizo haircutCharles Johnson finna win
WHILE WE WAIT: Lets talk about Side-Hustles. I Re-Sell stuff I buy, sometimes I go to House Cleareances and get stuff even for free. Its a nice Side-Hustle. What about you guys?
Surely Charles Johnson wins this
>>153130086watch heems, watch foobawl, and make it through the snow storm
Are you guys getting the "pick it up" monster commercial?
>>153130070Not bad. His wife and daughter are hot, he smoke cigs and is an asshole to everybody.
Paddy is reddit.
>>153130061>>153130087>not paying for a full year at the 50% discountel em ay oh
>>153130099he's the kinda guy that wins when you expect him to lose and loses when you expect him to win
>>153130102Gaethe will heem
>>153130097I heem jobbers for $10k/10k + a $25k finish bonus.
I tried to post some really nice milky tits for yall but it says the file is corrupt
>>153130087no way haha then its fight pass + alternative method. +$36 heheh fuck u TKO
>>153130116Wanhunnerbercen
Garth is going to get obliterated and Conor/Paddy is going to be main at the White House.
>>153130059I just searched paramount+ and all I get is The Love Guru (2008) starring Mike Myers
is that hairline achievable natty?
How long until we get to see a heart attack as this old fuck tries to enter the Buffer zone?
MAN what kind of hair is that? This Nigga wants to be called Grandpa
>>153130113>>153130139Just found out I can get the student discount.
>>153130116i really think he'll win this
>>153130138here's some tits for you
need moar ads.
>>153130113>giving money to ufc and paramountl m a o
Holy hairline
>stage 8 norwood nword.
im going to say it. buffer sounds rough...they need to search for a new voice soon, with his help, and make it a TV show
Brooklyn, my chocolate delight
>>153130166don't act principled you neet dork. i'll pay for perfect streams happily when it costs less than a mcdonald's happy meal per month>>153130160based. take advantage
>heemed the current champ>curtain jerking the prelims
>>153130109The second season is a real dip in quality. All the cool stuff from the first season replaced with girlboss bullshit and billy bob getting bossed around
>>153130104Snowstorm are comfy when you're home but a pain in the ass when I have to bike to work
what scale of norwood is Johnson in?
>>153130160they got a student of the game discount? been init a minute
THAT HAIRLINE IS MAKING ME DIZZY. PLS HELP
>>153130173They can just call his brother (if he doesn't die first)
>>153130163
oooooooooohhh
>threads
>>153129803>garth>rainbow cuck>waldo>rose>allen
>>153130191I just noticed he also has a ponytail, what a chad
CHINNED
OLD MAN STRENGTH WE TANK THOSE
bro... just shave you head
>>153130163You forgot the milk
I didnt know Andrew Tate was doing MMA now
god I love zog's stance every time he's watching a finish about to happen, just cracks me up
>still can't finish
BAAAAAAAAACK FROM HEEEEM
>>153130210It's there so the ref can see back of the head strikes
brutal
ALL YOU HAD TO WAS HEEM THE DAMN SPIC, CJ!
fuck
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>he's moving intelligently>stumbles onto the floorbad timing Rogan
Bro's hairline is literally off the norwood chart
early stoppage #3
faggot finishes
STOP THE DAMN FIGHT!
>this guy is ranked
brutal executionJohnson's got a ton of heart
Can't give him brain damage if he already has brain damage. Bad stoppage.
we will never get a real heem ever again
>>153130083Told yas
3/3 ON SHIT STOPPAGES
Good stoppage, gave him all the chances
IF HE DIES, HE DIES
imagine getting heemed by perez a bum KWAB
are we pretending threads is a thing?
just how good is asu almabayev wooooow
three fights three gay stoppages
What the prospect of an extra 25k does to these motherfuckers.
What the fuck is going on with these stoppages?
WOOBLY LEGS
75Gs already, DANA! PAY UP, DANA! YOU PINK GOOF.
Dana's all like nigga shiiiii thats already 75k down the drain
Perez really wants that 25k lmao
early stoppage, pillow fisted Mexican couldn’t finish proper.
lol. lmao.
Dana regretting giving out guaranteed finish bonuses now
PARAMOUNT CHAD I KNEEL
LOUBROS
>>153130116>>153130162you were right
>ending the fight mid shotFUCK paramount
Oh so the Paramount era is just gonna be soft UFC. Glad I don't pay for this shit.
>3/3 early stoppages
>getting KO'd by Alex Perez
>>153130258We need to pay fighters even less and have their entire purse tied to bonuses
that was a fine stoppage, however I would have enjoyed seeing that for 3 whole rounds (this guy could never actually sleep him)
what fuckin kind of haircut is that
Every other fight Charles Johnson reminds you why he's a bum
didn't even face plant, he went to his hands and knees and dodged the incoming shot
Good stoppage!
He was done, a little early but I'm not mad at it.
lmao
i love the ref cam
heh. my boy vann got a fluke lost against johnson
>Paramount Bodycam
These refcams are kinda kino
van lost to this??????????????
lol Charles fuckin suckswho loses to Cody Durden? oh yeah Inner G
that's not another 45 minutes of commercials right?
>>153130256you're quite good asu
>>153130191>>153130206>>153130210i know black hair doesn't work, but there is one acceptable non-shaved hairstyle for a hairlet
I told that burgerbro this would happen though, it's just going ro be non-stop shitty stoppages not full on heems (except maybe that one)
The UFC can have 13 fights every card, 45 fights per year, all fights end in finish, and they STILL wouldn't cross 15% of revenue going to the fighters you know.
IT'S TIGHT
>muh early stoppagerinoLiterally collapsed while chasing after him post stoppage
Johnson was showing prime Aljamain Sterling technique there and Herzog shat the bed that his bet might not come in
>>153130300"Im winning hes trying to run!"
you guys were expecting a real heem at flyweight? perez doesn't have hands like that.
>25k bonus for KO>ref stoppages don't count>refs were told by Dana to stop fights early so he doesn't have to pay upYou cannot convince me otherwise.
Time for another 15 minutes of ads lets gooooo
lol landman promos during my ufc now
refs get a finish bonus too now i guess
>>153130313BRB, gonna go Ziltoid.
>>153130304PRIDE style. Oh wow do I miss PRIDE, you just had to make me remember, right?>Hear faint voice in the background...>".... Fedor...."
>>153130318Fighters need to be paid much less.
>>153130320shoulda capped it when he had that shit eating grin on
>>153130325this lol
>>153130320He looks like he hugs white boys
refs trying to put dana out of business
anik is going hard sharing his thoughts this evening. a man of his words
>>153130333kek trips of truth
DJ > Joey B > Perez > Johnson > Van > PantojaMighty Mouse still the goat
if it needs to be any clearer HerZOG is a gambling bastardhope he gets life in prison
When will they learn not to take the fight when they miss weight?
>>153130338I tried but I was a second too slow
>early stoppage after early stoppageglobohomo ass promotion
>>1531301897th layer of hair
shiet I had dat mexican, why they stop me
>>153130320
>>153129803Paddy PimblettSean O'Malley Waldo Cortes-AcostaNatalia SilvaArnold Allen
>>153130353this wasnt an early stoppage, but I agree with the sentiment
Red De La Cruz needs to bounce up and down my big white shemale cock.
The refs are paying fighters back for years of helping them rig fights with early stoppages
Just how bad is ting ting kavanagh
Welcome to the Paramount era. Even the commentators are pretending he couldn't have recovered, as if there isn't 3 decades of MMA history.We will never see a comeback again.
>>153129847shes channeling her stepfather there
Charles is a fuckin bum!
STOP THE COUNT
>THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU still has a Christmas tree upHe's making us look like fools.
Did the scale get a 25k bonus for heeming Smotherman?
>>153130361GOD.
>>153130371lol
>>153130353you may be retarded if you thought that was an early stoppage. if someone isn't trying to fight for a full minute and keeps barely hanging on while running away, the fight is over.
>>153130325Where do you get your information you tard
>>153130356Holy shit, ai ain't that bad huh
>>153130361IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
you will be watching the champions league right anon
What about aspinals eye
>>153130361
>>153130385Cage. Now. Someone's gotta make a man out of you
>>153130364suga sean... you need to focus on warming up brother...
>>153130394permaheemed sadly
>>153130380poor bastard
>champions league promoLEL
If Nikita loses i am killing myself!
>>153130338captchas are cancer
>>153130320>>153130352here you go frenyou happen to be in Alberta? we look forward to welcoming you as the 51st state
>>153130387A source familiar with Dana's business told my cousin's wife's son.
>>153130334for me, it's empath
>Coaches get interviewed in the Locker Room before a fight>SEE, THIS IS A NEW ERA!>AMAZING
>>153130364Cringe faggot.
>>153130336Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
DA LOU XISTERS...
Did Karyn Bryant get sent to the glue factory and replaced with the new British analyst desk slag?
Which asian OF chick should I goon to after heems are done for the night?
>>153130386Grotesque scars all for a social experiment? I don't buy it
>miss weight>absolutely wreck your opponentbased and chadpilled
>trains with guys like tom aspinall eye poke of the night bonus
Lowkey Justin gives me major douche vibes. Kinda ready for him to be kneed by Patrick
I want to suck the milk out of Megan’s milkers. She just gave birth so you know it’s still fresh and delicious
tko has ruined ufc
>>153130429watch JAV like a real man
>>153130416bruh i don't mean to be rude but if you're struggling with counting to 6 and basic geometric shapes then it's grim...
Yooo LandMan looks bad ass? Only on Paramount +.
>>153130428Kate Abdo is top tier lad. Consummate professional.
>>153130438He's a huge dickhead
>>153130411The stage was a paid actor
>>153130428they needed a new mulatto
>>153130380Weightcutting is such a joke.
Tommy Reddit realized UFC is gay and got a new job.
OOOHHHHH PADDEH TEH BAAADDEH
Aljamain. Who this black guy? He sell rum? Ok
>>153130429Hyoon; not OF but the fattest nuts I've ever had unironically
>>153130429Npxvip
Bukauskas will heem
>>153130361That guy gets all the girls...
>>153130445This is correct
>>153130416Captchas are meant to keep the browns out of these threads
this slowed down blink182 song is ridiculous
>>153130361I would eat her pussy like a starving animal
>>153130445can't wait for ClaudeCode to depixelate the entirety of JAVin fact I might give it a dedicated laptop for that very purpose
>>153130452I'd like to consumate with her
this is totally organic and not forced paddy is so cool
BLINK 182 THE BEATLES PADDY THE PADDY WOOOO MODELO wtf is that commercial
>>153130469she have gock?
>>153130386TWO STEPS AHEAD
>Abdo
Is this blink 182 gonna be a permanent thing?
>>153130477the censorship has never bothered me and in fact i fully believe it leads to JAV having to be more creative than modern western porn which is just penis in vagina in close up.
>>153130445WMAF JAV suggestions? That or uncensored lesbian.
paddy gonna get his britbong bussy blown out
>>153130488CONSOOM CONSOOM CONSOOM CONSOOM
>>153130477its more immersive with the pixels the japs got it right
>>153130452>>153130457Is she from boxing? Trying to work out where I've seen/heard her before
>>153130494Say it ain't so
THE MINER LOOKS TO DEFEND HIS POSITION. IN that moment I knew, the miner would defend their position. Jon Anik is no Goldberg and he hates it.
they should do sum 41
Hey Dana. What if we added slowed + revered blink 182 songs to all your promos and we'll have Travis barker list each fighter thats fighting tonight
Man, I am getting some great ideas for new shows and movies to watch later, on paramount+
>>153130457Henry tapped that
>>153130482Same, lad
>>153130498yeah but penetration + deep sloppy kissing angle >>>>>>>
>>153130452Shes unironically goated on ucl
British hero Modestas coming in with a brutal decision victory
bet the house on krylov
Say it ain't so, I will not goTurn the lights off, carry me home
i miss the old espn riff guitar song
How did Bukauskus get to fight 9 (NINE) jobbers in a row????? He literally fought the worst fighters in the division back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back and now he gets jobber #10 tonight.
>>153130503footybut i think she's done a boxing card before
>>153130499uralesbian is great for uncensored lesbian
>>153130464>bisping gets blinded and loses to the goat>aspinall blinded Can we get a British champion or is he going to get his eyes gouged out as well
sayiiah aint sooo i will nawwwt go itts muh paeddy mania m8
Jesus man, these paramount ads are so fucking bad
>>153130503I'm most familiar with her football coverage but she's probably done boxing stuff too, she's absolutely an upgrade for the UFC
Kinda wish I was streaming this so i was just seeing BET tv commercials and everything was British and boring. These commercials are a lot going on
cant believe sam isnt hosting the next season of fishtank
>>153130499>ahhh just finished watching sweaty men hug each other all night...>wow im horney now time to jack of!!
>>153130503She’s married to Anthony Joshua and does boxing analysis/commentary as well as Champions League
>>153130498>I fully believe it leads to JAV having to be more creative than modern western porn which is just penis in vagina in close up.That creativity just amounts to more anal. Not that I'm complaintg
>>153130543UH HEY WOAAAHH
>>153130421Terrible taste.
>>153130499Not jav and she's chinese but this girl has a white bfhttps://x.com/ryokooo_0625
>>153130546Where'd he say that?
>>153129803GaethjeO'MalleyWaldoSilva (foid)Allen
>>153130450they're just annoying cause it takes 30+ seconds to generate the damn thing for whatever reason
>>153130548i say that and look like that
Paddy the baddy biblet
They should make it snow in the arena for the big snowstorm across the country
How are you enjoying the Paramount era so far?
>>153130565jet and ben have been going through applications on the site and they said it there
>>153130499ayumi shinoda has a movie with a white guy, check that out
filler fight
I think Krylov is flushed
>>153130543Have to make back that 7billion plus investment back somehow. I prefer ads over PPV
damn volk leveled up
>>153130578eagerly awaiting for that man to make his triumphant return in it
>>153130551>married to anthony joshua
when does the blond guy with my chemical romance hair is supposed to fight?
Modestas Bukkake
>>153130578Is that from the new season of One Piece?
>>153130563>bleached hair and blue contactsNah
>>153130556how was the moth? been meaning to listen to it
Just took a quick shit
Krylov gets mobilized tonight
Russia shouldn’t have its flag displayed
Wat how is Krylov ranked? He hasn't won a fight in 3 years.
Wasnt Krylov hyped up a couple of years ago?
nikita krylov betrayed ukraine
>>153130598Anthony’s trainer I met kek
Wait, Lithuanians are churkas?
>>153130581It'll still be good, world peace 2 sucked except for the charls and Erick skits
>>153130613LHW is shit
haven't been to a UFC thread since june 2021hey everybody, i'm not a virgin anymore in fact i had sex with 6 different girls
>>153130604It's to match her white boyfriendYou get it? Bleached.hahahahaaha
Modestas moving like prime pleasure man
>>153130616gotta side with winners cant blame him
That back tattoo is GAY and CRINGE
>>153130632Im proud of you, fren
>>153130632pedo.
>>153130563Not bad, you should check out Raya/Aeries Steele. Raya is the girls name, she gave it up but holy fuck she was HOT. >>153130582will do
>>153130633good one, serb
>>153130632You mean 6 different girls tricked you and stole your vital essence. You should be ashamed, get out of this thread.
>>153130632>remember month of last thread he was in>claims to not be a virgin anymore
>>153130632In six different dreams or all in the same one?
>>153130632ok but how many of them were fat?
Cmon cuh is just standing horizontal
LUKE THOMAS ON SUICIDE WATCHARIEL HELWANI ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>153130632did you get fucked by 7 men to get back here?
>>153130632Trannies aren't women b
Bukauskas is a huge bottle job
>>153130668>LUKE THOMAS ON SUICIDE WATCH>ARIEL HELWANI ON SUICIDE WATCHinb4 they take credit for it
They're grappling! DOCK THEIR PAY!
>>153129803Paddy the ChaddyOmemeWaldoNataliaArnold
Does krylov have a samurai pig tattood on his back?
>booooooo booooooooooobased heem crowd
>>153130452She doesn't know shit about MMA
>>153130610I shit on the united states
Cmon you fuckers ruined the 1st round streak wtf!
the pacing is kinda not bad
>>153130691What and you think Michael Bisping does?
thanks Anik
Who the fuck watches all this Taylor Sheridan slop?
Anik jinxed it
>>153129803paddysugadlewnataliaare arnold
>>153130651Damn, she's cute
landman any good or woke nonsense?
>>153130703Circumcised white people
>trains with team aspinall>instantly becomes a heartletMany such cases!
>>153130697you're kinda not bad
>>153130690Please larp somewhere else, the new paramount era has no time for you
>>153130710It's boomerslop but it's fun
>Be Live-Show on Paramount>Only people that pay can watch it>Paramount advertises Paramount on the Show on Paramount
>>153130708Enjoy. https://bunkr.cr/a/DxjkEclt?page=1
>>153130729Late stage capitalism
>>153130690>is charles oliveira still the man?Nah, new Brazilian hotness is Alex Periera
>>153130729Streaming services still need to advertise their own shows. And who better to advertise to than people who already have access to the product?
This -----> >>153130721In this thread we only talk about technical matters of MMA fighters and their profesional careers.
why are these bums so god damn stiffno speed, no power, no set up bum swings for literally everythinghavent watched in a few years now and everyone sucks worse than befreo?
>>153130729free trials/ group watching/ keep you subscribed
modestas suck cock ass
Nobody in the arena trains. Cage work (insider slang for wrestling) is high iq
>>153130729>only people that pay can watch it.About that b...
We are so back! Got my snackie :-)
>>153130729Well no one watches tv or movies anymore so how else would they do it?
Enough with the boring shit! These guys suck ! Dana should drop the ceiling spikes
>>153130761That was not high IQ. Modestas kept getting worked back to the fence, pure retardation
>>153130773why do you have kids how can i make myself marryable or a pregnator
>>153130761im gonna do some cage work in your anus
grappling matches are high iq. fuck you boxing faggots
kinda feels like bukauskas was just expecting to heem krylov quickly since his chin is deleted
What was his name again?
>>153130775kek
Modestas slips punches with the same shirt technique Aspinall uses. We all saw how that helped Tom during his fight with a legit striker in Gane
>>153130773Does your retarded kid faceplant alot? See no other reason to pad your entire living room like this
>>153130773congrats on the kid bro
>>153129803PimblettO'MalleyLewisSilvaSilva
This isn't grappling its stallmaxxing jabtrading cageposting slobberjobbery
>>153130773YO DIS NIGGA GOT A GOOSE UNDER HIS TV YO
love watchin two crackers bang it out.
>>153130773sandwich bros?
>>153130790The bimblet bady
bukake looks like an aspinall bjj fighter
Guess these boys dont want 25k....
>>153130794Probably to protect the floor from certain toys.
>>153130729>here are some other shows on our service you might be interested inconfusing as fuck
>>153130808AYO WHAT THE FUCK?
>>153130815our response?
Modestas needs volume this round, think he could still snatch a decision with a 10-8
>>153130792Hes trying to walk into Krylovs fingers. Ez dub
Slurper of a fight
I'm listening to a girl podcast till derrick lewis purrrrr
zzzzzz
>>153130846You wouldn't know a slurper if you hired your mom for a night.
>>153130773>huge red dildo next to tv
>>153130794Have you never met a toddler?
>>153130849Are you a girl?
Performance letdown of the night. Fined 25k
>>153130849buy an ad
absolute barn warmer
HEY THREAD BITCH
>>153130862Bukake should be cut
>>153130861I identify as a girl
She borke up with me....
>9pm startthank the lord
>>153130860you gotta let em bang their head and build up their immune system
>>153130871ahn~
Damn do these Russians ever shut the fuck up?
Modest Bukkake was never the same since Khalil broke his leg
Two floppy pillow punchers slapping around in the cage bro its fuccking sick!
what is this, are they gassed?
krylov showing levels
>>153130877women are temporaryheems are forever
>>153130887worse, they are cans
Is that the ref mic sound? I can hear breathing and sniffling the whole fight
>>153130855DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOM
so namajunas has nothing to do with valanciunas?
terrible fight
POGGERS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMkek
>>153130892It's DC eating
What a pussy
HEEEEEEEEEEm?
>>153130877You'll find another curry eating Indian tranny, you're in Canada
shit stoppage desu
Zoomer crowd can't appreciate a good fight
HEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEM
HEEM DAY?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
early stoppage 4/4
ANOTHER 25Gs BABEEEEEHHHHH HAHAHAHA WE ARE AT 100K DANER!
ANOTHER EARLY STOPPAGE, PROOF THIS SHIT IS RIGGED
dude fuck this ref
HAHAHA WTF get this ref OUT
REDEMPTION HEEM
those refs are 100% getting a cut of the finish bonus lmao
Fuck he got my boy Modestas at the end...
FAKE HEEM DAY WITH EARLY STOPPAGES
another early stoppage
Saved
What are these stoppages
Today will forever be known as bankrupt Daner day.
rigged
hehehehehe krylov haters
>>153130877>100k gone
shit fight
The whole aspinall team has been humiliated
THE FALSE HEEM DAY HAS REVEALED ITSELFDO NOT LISTEN TO ITS LIES
he was face down and out stfu with the early shit
early stoppage
Are you nuggers retarded he was flattened
Every fighter that's about to lose can do his opponent a solid and take a dive with 1 second left and give him an extra $25k.
think of all the vodka he can buy with $25k
Unnecessary stoppage, literally three seconds left
>1 hour before main cardyou think I could get a quick game of CS in?
Early stoppages to play more ads
Satanic card
Ultimate Stoppage League
i'm starving for some food bros
Nikita heemed the audeince and then modestashighiq
Great fight
>>153130950Nah I picked Nikita but these stoppages are just ridculous, they're going to rig it for Paddy as well to set up an Ilia fight
FOUR FOR FOUR EARLY STOPPAGES CAN WE HIT NUMBER FIVE???
>>153130877Go to her.
HOWH HOWH HOWH HOWH
Heem.
>>153130976fat fuck
>>153130961Bunch of marks
Globohomo ass promotion, globohomo ass card
>>153130970Absolutely not. If it's a back-and-forth game you'll get tilted and make your team lose. Also, you'll miss the Umar fight.
MAKE A NEW THREAD RETARDS
I live another day.
Who is the handsome gnome in the fitting black shirt?
Best card of the year so far
Isnt this guys country at war? Why is he not fighting in it? Kinda weird maaaaaaan
>>153131007NEW THREAD>>153129605>>153129605>>153129605>>153129605
On paper this is shaping up to be one of the best cards ever
>>153131007We're on Page 2, chill out anon.
SLAVA UKRAINA
>>153131016disagree i watched another card last year that was better than the one next year
>>153131022however, in reality it's all shit stoppages
>>153131007We ride out to page 10, as it should be.
Nice chi rho tat, not sure what the hell he has on his back though
Baker?
>>153131024Page 1 is better faggot
>>153131020he just secured another $25k for the war effort
>>153131024I'm saving all my best posts for the next thread
Why do you need a new thread? There is lots of room left, be considerate
nigga smoking pasta
Smoke that darth Rigatoni playa
darth rigatoni
>like two guys cheered for himlmao
>aryan lithuanian gets heemed by a russian chadkek hitler rolling in his grave
New >>153131048
Bet the house on pulyaev
>>153131039>>153131039>>153131039
Garth Pepperoni
