umar is shit, kys otherwise
kWABOTY
>>153132166i blame khabib for this
Lmao no interview for Poomar
FUCK DAGGIS
What a fight
HOF BABEY
Cruz promo! Pizza and bathroom and weed break!
Satanic...
that fight being boring was more figgy's fault than umar's, i'd say. even bautista put up more of a fight
the only heem in that fight was my attention span
Do you retards not know the rules of UFC? Do you complain when someone use a good strat in chess? Get over it and learn to grapple losers
CRUISIN CRUZ
>>153132220very true
>>153132220mount rushmore
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg&list=RDhQo1HIcSVtg&start_radio=1
This niggas called Rogelio
dagestani niggas can be balding for like 5 years and still have a crisp looking hairline because their original hairline starts 2 mm above their eyebrows
this card sucks. Paramount fucked up.
Why do all those Russian dudes look the sameIs it inbreeding?
Heeminder that Poomar got dropped by>BautistaLMAO
>>153132225the guy with dominant top position couldnt or wouldnt finish. its on the -1900 favorite lmao
The only DC i respect
Post your favourite simulations in honour of Cruz heemsters
YEEEEEES!!!
Dominic Cruz has such a freaky build, just goes to show what good technique will do for you
>>153132220How many Jews are in this photo?
>>153132219>weed
cruz missile bros
>>1531322595 in sprit
>>153132259at least 10
>>153132245Fighters the have dropped Umar Nurmagomedov: Mario BautistaFighters that have not dropped Umar Nurmagomedov: Deivison Figureido
A TOAST, TO THE DOMINATER
Why is the stream in Spanish now? First it's bad bunny halftime show, and now this...
>>153132268gsp and a bunch of fellas
I like the DC and Cruz commentary duo. Some good laughs.
>>153132231Even the striking sequences were boring and Sean Strickland-esque.Team Khabib is too risk adverse to be fun.
God damn look at these cauliflower ears.
>>1531322595, because of your reflection on the monitor
LET US HEAR THE GABBER
Guess we're just letting anybody in the hall of fame now.
Kate is such a fit hag I would splooge in her dry vagina
>>153132280That Kazakh dropped him too
>>153132166Fuck Dana
>>153132268volumes....
Cruz is the BW GOATIn his Prime he was so fun to watch. His style was crazy
>>153132291Hell yeah
If you get held down and can't do shit that's on you lanky fags. Based wrestling decision win.
>>153132280Correct. And all 3 of them suck.
that woman has weak tits. they should've brought sanko
>>153132287torched that heeb
wtf
Prelims end an hour before the PPV starts. Nice one ParACKmount
>>1531322596
WTF DANA BRING IT BACK, BUT I DIDN'T PAY HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAA
>Octagon is closedWelp I guess its over.
????
Wait is the old bitch replacing Olivi?
>Chris cut off by ParamountLMAO
>They cutoff Cruz as he was about to talkWHEN WILLTHEY LEARN?
WELCOME TO THE PARAMOUNT ERA
Octogone is closed due to aids
sorry dom, times up
Kate should give Dom a blowie under the desk as a reward for his HoF selection
>>153132166Why couldn’t Netflix buy the rights? Paramount interface fucking suckd
This is very hexagonal
btw the UFC hall of fame is a literal hallway somewhere in the apex and they just hang a shitty tiny octagon shaped picture of you there and that's it
Octagon's closed
Lmao did someone have a heaet attack?
>>153132325>>153132315>>153132313>>153132309ALL FIGHTS CANCELED!!! CHECK TWITTER
>>153132268newcazzies will look at this image with a straight face and say that the sport has improved since then
>>153132325yeah that shit pissed me off
REAL INTROhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0_T4BM0PEQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0_T4BM0PEQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0_T4BM0PEQ
that fight was so bad thats why that little fag Umar is on the prelims
>>153132309>>153132313switch to the main card stream, just back out and scroll right
wtf is going on, is it coming back
Tom Aspinall is the deadliest man on earth out of 8 billion humans. No weapons, 1 on 1, he could beat every person you put in front of him
Paramount didn't pay for the main card? what is this?
>The Octagon is closed due to AIDSWhat did Paramount mean by this?
>Dana reminding the audience when the UFC was Kinosad stuff, Khabib and all the Muslims truly ruined everything
OCTAGON CLOSED DUE TO AIDS GET MEMED ON PAYPIGS
Pay up losers
Big things happening live on the tube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhtSrV3lnaw
i swear to god you guys are so fucking low IQ
>>153132355Kino
so glad i didn't pay for this shit lol
uhhhh bongbrazzas why am i currently watching womens tennis on tntdid they make this a fucking ppv for paddy the shatty
>>153132359They have another stream for Main Card I’m watching now. Long ass promo video talking about UFC History
Wait why is TDKR on instead of the fight?
balls deep in mike bisping's eye socket
>>153132368It really was GSP who ruined everything. Khabib's group is entirely built on imitating his style.
Chills
Biggest game of our year tomorrow and I’m finding it hard to give a shit. Anyone who isn’t outraged is on the wrong side of history
CONOR STILL GETS THE POPS
still showing mcgregor clips
post hot black girls
I fucking love black sabbath
UFC CANCELLED
>just paid $13 to get paramount+>title fight is a separate charge btw Oh it’s fucking over isn’t it
we are so back
>>153132368very sad, let's stop watching immediately and move on like normal people instead of bitching and moaning about it
>still playing gooby promos to hype up cazzies in 2026wew ladthey could have at least showed his hawlg
>CBS thought the cro-mags who watch UFC could figure out that the main card and prelims are on separate streams
>>153132404its not, just back out and scroll left it should say main-english
i've unironically been watching thug hunters. all this talk of buck breaking has brought me into a new era of gooning
HAHAHAHA wtf was that
THEY'RE ABOUT TO SACRIFICE THE CROWD TO MOLOCH
>>153132405>>153132385we're so back
>>153132399
50 minute intro
>>153132405streamchads, we just can't stop winning
based production value
Shrimp aka dogscran in?
>>153132404it's on a different stream. it gave you guys a pop-up on the top left to switch over after the prelims finished. you guys were too busy shitposting to notice
>pay the subscription goyim>but you need to pay a ppv after that to get the main card so poofc is just running an onlyfans model now? grim
LIL DONNIE
>>153132424>Ron Perlmanits over
>THE OCTAGON IS OPEN>THE OCTAGON IS OPEN>THE OCTAGON IS OPEN
>ron perlmanlol, the fag with TDS?
Its ok guys octagon is re-opened
Hermanos...
The UFC “Hall of fame” is meaningless and a complete joke. How can you take pride in being inducted when they have fucking bums like Bisping or Frankie Edgar in it
>>153132438its not on ppv broholy shit you fags are beyond retarded
Why is Ronnie narrating this shit?
lol blink 182 doesn't go with mma at ALL! this shit seems so forced. kek
>>153132437dang
>>153132448yeah he's only been narrating the cold opens for years you poltard cazzie
im awake since morning
>>153132445Pearlman has been doing voice overs for the UFC for years, cazzie
Just bought Paramount Plus for only $13.99 per month bros! After the fights I'm going to watch the first 3 episodes of the hot new show that everybody's talking about - Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Rated Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes!
>its a call to action>kill or be killedMESSAGE RECIEVED LOUD AND CLEAR MR PERLMAN
What kind of stupid jeet designed this? Why wouldnt it just automatically go to the main card after the prelims?
PADDYBADDY
YO LIL DONNIE
>>153132458zoomers don't care about UFC, it's strictly millennial-coded
Is Connor McGreggor fighting today?
Dana is desperate for another Conor so bad
FELL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL AT THE ROCKSHOW!
so where is the main stream? link an aryan up
>>153132451>when they have fucking bums like Bisping or Frankie Edgar in itI thought you Britcucks loved Bisping?
>>153132453he always does despite being mindbroken >>153132473
>>153132458yeah, but it's better than the popslop espn forced on us
>>153132461bodied that freak
>>153132468STAND BACK AND STAND BY
>NEW ERANEW ERA>NEW ERANEW ERA>NEW ERANEW ERA>NEW ERANEW ERA>NEW ERANEW ERA
I liked the intro
>>153132467Thank you goyem®
>>153132470Someone who overestimated your intelligence, evidently.
Ngl that entire promo sequence was really good nigga. Reallllly good
>>153132451At least they champions. CERRONE was inducted
Who gave the Octagon AIDS?
YO BROKIES STOP WATCHING MY FREE STREAM, IT'S FUCKING LAGGING!!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP
Cut the boring crotch sniffers already>nu-jew-FC using Ron Perlman for their openerlol AIDS
>>153132458yeah, they should play the six seven song insteadthat's what the kids want
Dat Paddy Posture.
>>153132478based
>>153132467Make sure you poo poo in your pee pee first. You dont want to miss a second of star trek starfleet academy! Trust me
Is he a gamer?
>>153132463my country has the perfect timing to watch ufc, early sunday morn'
i hate every time a bongoloid is in the main card because TNT jews make it a paper vyew even though they show literally every other card as part of normal programmingpaddy the crappy deserves to get heemed for this
>>153132426That's a school? Wtf
Yooo mothafuckin gustin gaethje is fighting lessgooooo
>my usual stream has mexican commentary for some reasonget this OUT of my telly
So that was blink 182 ? They sounded like shit!
>>153132477>First it was Rousey and McGregor. Now it's Pimblett!It's funny how transparent he is about it too.
more like jon anus lmao
>>153132509we love fortnite
I know people go on about it but the dagestanis literally ruined MMA If you had 20 years and an unlimited budget what would you do to create the next generation of fighters to defeat Dagestani wrestlers within 20 years /heem/
hermanos
>>153132509literally me
>>153132426ok but can u now show black women shaking they ass
>>153132477I don't get why he doesn't just market Topuria more
>>153132529Gracias tio Dana
Paddy is reddit.
Jared Gordon is the new Tibau if he wins the meme bmf tier belt
>>153132509swayback chads rise up
I don't wanna hear moreno's soi ass all night, I don't pay $0 for this horseshit
>>153132514barely
>>153132529kek all the illegal streams don't realize they have to switch channels
>>153132480Nah us Britchads have never loved a British mma fighter
watching the spanish stream pendejo
>>153132529ponzi looking sharp
>>153132528They did, they're all boring and retarded but conor was an annoying cokehead and I'm glad he lost.
Have a sniff. Have two. Thank a brazilian.
i don't mind paddy but i don't buy him as a conor level draw at all
Im so sick of these 3. I'd rather listen to sanko with her tits out.
Please Gaycheese...I know you fucking suck and are washed up but please end the Pimple meme....
"the biggest superstar since canur mackgreggur"KEK
>Biggest superstar since Conor McGregorhmm
>>153132513Calm down muhammad
>>153132561this doo latino maxxing like crazy
>>153132477need a money man to trot in front of investors
>>153132528I'd legalize stomping, rabbit punching, and headbutting. There's a reason nobody tries ground combat irl.
Jerry on the Job
>>153132551nah they just switched to english
>>153132566no one ever will be. gooby remains supreme
DC is right I'm a gay Chinese kid from Missouri and I love paddy
>Biggest superstar since Conor McGregor
>>153132563Holy shit that's beautiful.
>>153132550My mom is a retired public school principal in a poor neighborhood and kids bringing guns to school happened a few times over the years (no one got hurt, thankfully). I had no clue things were like that in the US too
Perfectly cooked digiorno. Fat rips. Ufc on the tv. Not bad
>>153132572No one will ever be as big as mcgregor he had the triple whammy Irish fans Amazing trash talker Great fighting style that’s exciting
>>153132586her neck is built for throatfucks
>>153132586She's still hot
It'd be a terrible look if a complete shitter like Paddy truly was the new Gooby
moving the main card to 9pm was a smart move
>nearly 30,000 watching an illegal streamkek daner lost
Gaethje and Plimbett both seem like cool dudesIdk who im gonna root for ladsProbably the american
Olivi being a qt on multi cam stream
>>153132592
>>153132497>paying big money for someone to do promosPerlman is a fan and does either cheaper for free. A new voice would cost a lot of money. Fucking poorfag doesn’t understand business
>>153132592Did they not know the trigger is for shooting?
>>153132514I dont think thirdies realize that in many ways the US is actually worse than their countries
>>153132594Based delivery avoider
>>153132566>Biggest MMA fight of all time>Second biggest boxing fight of all timeNo one is Conor level
they got nigga in paramount+
>>153132528dig up Paul Sykes and use his DNA to clone an army of absolute bastards
spouses don't get knocked out
FACE THE PAIN
>>153132604kek, based multiview chad
Why are there ads on my PPV?
at this rate i'm going to pass out before the first main card fight even starts
>>153132595Yep he had it allEnded up drinking it away and boxing some nig for a zillion dollars. Also got crotch sniffed to death at the end what a shame to let inbred Muslims in
why are there multiple different feeds for this shit
paddy is heem.
Every time I hear Aspinal speak I can’t help but laugh he’s so salty about the reaction about the eye pokeHe literally unironically said “no more Mr Nice Guy from now on”Gane should eye poke him again because he knows Tom can’t quit again without destroying his reputation
If you've ever bet money on Draftkings/Prizepicks, you're an irredeemable goy.
>>153132599It's 11 pm though
i miss espn
>>153132497>The seething in that screenshotHoly fuck, thank god I'm not mentally ill kek
this is gayer than 2 men fucking
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERETURN ALL THE LIGHTS DOWN NOW
>>153132566ronda rousey and gooby were literally the only two mma fighters to get normies talking. and unlike ronda, normies actually tuned in for gooby.
The fuck is this shit
>ads >on a subscription service ppv
Blink one eight two sucks but Barker is insane
why is there a gay faggot drummer
Glad for the break giving my kiddos baths then it’s time to crack open some tequila
beatles were dogshit lesbihonest
>Heavy weight will never be this kino again
i've noticed that the thread is less racist after 4chan introduced the new captcha
holy fuck bros i hate travis barker
do look like travis barker but I get them drums clappin
why is blink 182 doing UFC and tihs isn't even the blink 182 drummer
>>153132615kek, they didn't want to hurt anyone, just look tough. Other kids snitched and the police arrested the guy, that happened at least 3 times.>>153132617Worse than latin america? Impossible, but I didn't know things were bad like that
fuck Blink 182
I want heems, who the fuck is this drummer.
JUST SHOW THE FUCKING FIGHTS DANA YOU BALD FAT WOMAN BEATING FUCK NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THIS GAY INTRODUCTION VIDEO FAGGOTRY
>>153132623jones is so pillowfisted he cant even knock out his babymomma >>153132639Owens is so fucking hot
>>153132514that's an inner city schoolit's not really about learning there
>>153132639McGregor should have never fought khabib he was on top of the world and could have knocked out Diaz again then fought woodley and go for the triple then retire
le heckin travis barker
>>153132679Fuck you
nice chatgpt script travis faggot
>>153132659They didn't need to tune in for Ronda because her fights were under a minute and could be easily posted on social media as "fair use".
>>153132666Word. Britain mogs the US in terms of music 3bh, but the Beatles still blow.
>hello, I'm Travis Barker and I am famous, which means you will pay attention and buy a Paramount subscription because, again, I am famous
>>153132679Even as an 11 year old listening to MCR I knew these guys were lame.
poofc presentation became absolute dogshit once it became the official chud sport. get this nigger out of here and start the foights
Cringiest shit ive ever seen
Millennial bros... We won.
What the fuck is this pacing? Holy shit they're really going to make us miss ESPN of all things
>>153132674Anon, Scott Raynor's not coming back...
Travis Barker is my favorite Kardashian
>ads>ads>adsSTART THE FUCKING FIGHTS
>the paramount era is just millennial unc slop
Gay boy from YMCA
>>153132666I shit you not, majority of the people that I've met who claimed to like them have never even listened to them. It's just been so repeated that they're a good band that people just say they love them without even listening to a single fucking song of them.
That drum shit segment was something else... I guess
this speech is so gayUFC is gayDana is gayGoober won
>>153132697he's breeding a kardashian he's basically american royalty
>intro promo>back to the talking heads
WHY THE FUCK IS TRAVIS BARKER CUTTING UFC PROMOS CUNT, FUCK OFF
this is so fucking gay and jewish
why is travis barker talking about fighting and punk rock?
Holy fuck this is gay
>welcome to the paramount era>is gay
holy cringe
>>153132671
>>153132704i hope it's just because there's 3 less fights on this card than they originally intended
Fate fell short this time, your smile fades in the summerPlace your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna
If you don’t like Blink 182, you don’t know shit about mma
>>153132665>kiddos bathDogs?
BUY THE SUBSCRIPTION GOY
>>153132697american culture is so hollowi'm tired of this goyslop
Kate Scott cancels out all this gay bullshit
>>153132677Were the guns ever loaded? About how old were these kids?
what is this lispy gay pop "punk" shit
>>153132702honestly it's better than no production
seems like travis barker paid the ufc millions of dollars to let him shill his shit
>>153132736bro is 50 years old skullemoji
Kate Scott could get it.
Who is the production director for this shit? They need to can this faggot or bundle of faggots immediately.
>>153132666>>153132696>>153132714>getting filtered by the most accessible band of all time
>Allen>Silva>Lewis>Yadong>Paddy (Im sad)
excellent analysis here chris
>>153132704I'm going to cope by hoping that it's only this one being special that makes it so shit
>>153132654Ron Pearlman memes where u been?He wrote these unhinged posts about the orange man all the time these are fake ones /pol/ made lol
>>153132677inner city schools are probably some of the worst schools on earth, in any country. Like you go to the middle of fucking Angola and the schools are likely better than the ones in Chicago.
>no kayla/nunesthank god
Remember, after this event, we Paramount+ subscribers can tune to Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, for a very special episode on gender dysphoria! Illegal streamers could NEVER
>>153132736MMA is avenged sevenfold, disturbed, slipknot, etc
>>153132677Its only because we have a militarized police force of nigger bashers and first world money to bribe blacks with that we dont have a crime rate worse than brazil. This will be changing soon
>after the perlman slop its ads>after the ads its drumslop>after the drumslop its CTE The Chris talking nonsense at the deskITS TWENTY PASTWHEN ARE THE FACKING FOIGHTS
>>153132747ive got some production for you right here brown boy
>>153132753Gentleman spotted
>>153132768safeandeffective
>>153132752Way to expose your lack of knowledge kid
>>153132766I'd rather watch a stream of a Spock doll propped up in a chair
>>153132764Shev is such a footslut
>>153132768what happened
>>1531327371 month old boy3 year old girl6 year old boy
>>153132712physiognomy wise Dana should be penniless and day drinking in a Newcastle pub
everything from paramount era is so plastic, fake and gay. pure slop
>>153132768Fraud checked.
My sister a huge Paddy fan. I know she's out there watching too!
>Dagastan stare
>>153132790i love thighs so much
>>153132756she cute
START THE FUCKING FIGHTS
>>153132789Spinning backfist, apparently
>>153132745Yes. It was elementary school so the oldest kids were around 15 except for the ones that were held backs. I've visited that school a few times and there people over the age of 18 enrolled there lol
>>153132764>WMMA besides shev She’s just so based
evil islam....
When the fuck did everything become slop to you guys? Is your brain that rotted you can pick any other words?
>>153132779>Mexican taunting Indian by posting picture of chinese guy who impregnated white womanwhat did he mean by this?
>>153132768card cancelled because this nigga had a heart attack and died in the 'gonthanks dana
>>153132789Nerve gas.
this is genuinely so fucking bad, the fights have been good but i'm too angry at the ads and presentation to care
Turning this shit off to go watch the skyscraper lad and hope he falls off
>>153132768fucked his ankle
>>153132666A) they were great compared to their contemporariesB) they were great during both of their wildly different erasC) their sgt peppers and onward stuff still holds upD) their pop stuff is still nice to listen to occasionally
>>153132808>>153132819webm where
>>153132755That's like saying that people that don't like Taylor Swift are getting "filtered". The Beatles are a basic bitch as fuck band and not even the best band of the 60s. It gets mogged so bad by the Red Krayola and Ya Ho Wha 13 its not even funny.
jew silva the king of cringe
fuck jean silva
mullet allen heems
>>153132768HEEMED!!!!
Im excited for the 25 min ad where they talk about the entire history of paramount pictures
>>153132824qrd? i havent seen a live death i dont think
>>153132813you are raped
jean silva is a fun fighter but he's way too cringe
>>153132816you must not know bout me
>Jean Lord Silvainsufferable fag
Fuck pop punk. Fucking nerds.
Why are braziians so dramatic
>>153132779How to stop my white gf being obsessed with pretty Korean men?
moreno be eating
>>153132803
>>153132764valentina has had more hugfests than every dagestan champion combined
>>153132813You're talking to 15 year olds, they don't know any other words.
I saw a guy wearing an Affliction shirt yesterday, it reminded me of the kino era of UFC
>>153132837HOOF HOOF HOOF
This fucking shit is becoming boxing with its 10 million year intros that nobody gives a fuck about.
put my grandma in a headlock because she was talking shit about Paddy
post preggo megan is even sexier
These fight promos are so ass.
When the fuck is this going to start I have to work monday, man
>>153132768vax status?
>>153132862you tell her that they are sexually repressed and have small wangs
can you pick camera angle on paramount plus?
>>153132810Did you ever worry for your mom's safety when she went to work?
>>153132827I'll give you A but the rest are subjective
AURA
>>153132875
megan post pregnancy tits
Is 4channle slow tonight?
>his alterego
>>153132824>he isn't watching both at the same time>>153132849Some guy is climbing a skyscraper in Taiwan, which is the legitimate government of China, with no ropes or harnesses.
Paramount plus doesn’t even have PIP on iphone? Have to stop it to shitpost???
Hate this fag
>>153132813It is pretty funny that "slop" has caught on with the normies when its genesis was goyslop threads on /ck/.
ts so tuff bruh
POST DERN'S FAT ASS YOU HOMO SWINE
Life is Tayzzy
>>153132862Take her to Korea and let her see what koreans actually look like aside from the celebrities. A female cousin of mine was obsessed with them and went to Korea, came back really disappointed.
Silva getting KOed again would be pretty funny to see but Allen has no power
POST THE PICKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>153132915don't tell me what to do
>>153132907sick of these little terriers
COMPLETE ANGLO-SAXON DOMINATION TONIGHT
brehs any fight snack suggestions?
>>153132906i got PIP on mine? android though
>>153132832I'd never even heard a Taylor Swift song until last week. I was listening to country music, which, granted can be annoying, but there is a general floor of instrumental/vocal talent. A song came on that was so incredibly basic, with such basic vocals, that I was genuinely surprised it was Taylor Swift, I thought she wouldn't be so talentless for her popularity level. Jesus Christ.
crybros..its time to weep
>>153132914some king post the full img its so good
Hoping Jean Silva embarrasses himself tonight
>>153132933
scouse destruction
>>153132915
>>153132933180 year old olives
>>153132698Modena City Ramblers is a great band
>>153132890Yes, but thankfully the students there respected the teachers and my mom, no teacher or staff ever got hurt while she worked there, they were just shitty to other students
If you can’t speak English you should have a salary cap in the UFC
>>153132888She’s extremely tight so she prefers smol pp
What's the move called?
ENGLAND YES
>Silva has an alter ego, a distinct identity that, according to him, manifests during his walkout, which he calls "Lord" or "Lord Assassin." He credits his wife for helping to control this alter ego when it appears outside of his career as a fighter.what pussy does to a mf
Muh ufc too gentrified
>>153132938movie
>>153132933A knuckle sandwich
What is Ipswich like? Is it comfy?
>get on top >stay on top >winUmar deserves a title shot. paramount is GAY
I like Arnold Allen because he replies to everyone on twitter
>>153132958the ricoco bang
>>153132920Good times when this shit was on bro. All I did was work out, play games on my modded ps2, watch heems and follow fishtank. My life is a living hell now and every day is filled with rape and torture.
>>153132944
>>153132933just had a coffee myself
>>153132958Zestmaxxer
30 minutes of stalling holy shit. They started the fights an hour early and they're going to end at the same time.
I remember that one time I tried to ingratiate myself to her
Silva is pretty cringe but at least he has fun fights, unlike others....
>>153132958the zest
>>153132967ipswich here is bumfuckville
>>153132967just turn your router off and back on, should work
>>153132960>OH FUCK, MY ALTER EGO IS COMING OUT! >WIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>>153132960>68 IQ Brazilians having consciousness at all
Total Bong Humiliation
SPIDERLEG
>>153132933Me
>ad taking up 80% of the screen
>>153132939describe it >>153132945fuuuark
>>153132967Ed Sheeran's hometown lol
What the hell is he pointing to on his leg? I'm schizing out here
>>153132967It's one of those cutsey little seaside towns, pretty comfy.
Be prepared for a proper heem soon
>>153132983Last thread or just post them here before the bell rings
>>153132975keep your head up cuh, i was in a bad place back then now im still in hell but Im fighting back I just need to socialize a bit more
>>153132960That's the most chuuni shit I've ever heard a fighter say. Not even Adesanya is that cringe and he's a fucking weeb.
>>153132975should have been born white lil bro
>>153132995This
>>153132768Vaxxed bitch!
>>153132832The Beatles are actually the best band and not overhyped at all.It’s kind of weird to me that a band that actually made good music, became so popular.
can our brazilian schizo get it?
what does the tattoo mean? why was he so adamant to hike up his shorts and show it off?
lmao why would you tattoo a padlock on your chest
>all these ads>30 mins in, still no fightsThe Jews have taken hold of it. They've cheapened it to make more money
>>153132984I would bring my own dog collar and cage.
>>153133007>the way her ass hangs like a saggy water balloonGenuinely disgusting
>Kayla pulled outokay get karate hottie then?
>>153133012That's Massachusetts, not England.
Who is fighting Silva?
>>153133030hes getting into the schizos head
fuck please Allen win
t-minus 17 minutes until this snoozefest goes to the judges
the most autistic fight in ufc history better deliver
UH VAI MORHE
I thought it was Lord Assassin?
>>153132967boring suburbia next to the freeway. my friend used to live there and someone stood outside his house allnight one time
I think the British guy is whiter so i think hes gonna win
You will never have the Aura of a 5'7 male.
>>153132939got no results on imgsearchwhat's it about?
>>153132960
>>153133003
>>153133032he's locked in>>153133041It's New England.
>>153133032He's locked in
ITS THE FIGHTING NERDS HEY WIFES BOYFRIEND ITS THE FIGHTING NERDS!!!
JEAN FORMA SERIUS LFG
>>153132954Not speaking English hurts promotion and limits sponsorships so much that it kinda is a salary cap in a way.
>tfw been off weed for a year now and life has improved significantly still wish I could take some fat rips before the card desu
>>153133040assume the position
>5 ft 7Ohh it all makes sense now
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS FIGHT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TURBO TAX, DO YOUR TAXESTHE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE NEXT FIGHT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUD LIGHT, DRINK BEERAAAAAAND NOWWWWW THIS NEXT FIGHT IS SPONSORED BY…
HE HECKING STARED DURING THE INTRO
>>153132939shes showing her back and ass, but her massive tits are visible from the side, fully nude
DC is drunk
intriguing matchup. jean silva only needs one but arnold allen only needs two or three
The namajunas fight is going to be so shit
>>153133071BUNDaaaaaA
DC is a Paramount-tier commentator
>>153133071Imagine that smell
>>153133078I want to fuck that snake
>jean silva looks coiled and ready to explodeoh no, his alter ego is coming out
>>153133040hapa sniff
>>153133093now narnold lallen
>>153133093Dont blame him
>>153132914>Anne Frank taking a shit (c. 1945, colorized)
>>153133088Do your taxes. They will violate your asshole faster than Dan Bongino if you ever play dumb with your taxes.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM COMING
CUTBOTHTHESE BUMS
Shit fight.
Silva looking tentative
>>153133034It starts an hour earlier but will end at the same time as before
>>153132967>>153133012>>153133041>what does x town look like in england
>>153133071One sniff would energize me more than 32oz coffee
Remember, Silva’s brother was murdered, and then his mother was raped in front of himif you were a good person, you’d want him to win
the fight just started and i already ate 5 cookies
Allen sperging out, it's over for him.
Jean Silva is not good at fighting
DC+
fighting nerds have been exposed, now begins the fall
>>153133140>frogposting irl
>>153133140On wow, no parking anywhere.
>>153133140where's the vape shop?
>>153133123>Anne Frank shoving an as-yet not invented ballpoint pen up her ass, and then describing it in her diary which was written by her father (c. 1945, colorized)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>153133155autism does that
Give a boxer like Tank or Garcia a years takedown defence training and they knock out all these MMA BUMS
woodley-esque performance from silva
>>153133175>>153133175>>153133175
SPICY SPICY
heem wobbly
>>153133073>>153133074i guess i can't arguehe's locked in
>>153133183Nice counting retard
Joe hypes up a 3 punch combo from Allen and is speechless after the blitz at the end of the round? Holy fucking shit I hate this faggot kike.>a lot was him being off balanceits over
>>153133117She's 12
WE SCHIZO FIGHTING NOW
>>153133125This, even if you owe it's the lack of filing and just ignoring it you end up with a tax bill for six figures when you just owed a few hundred.
>>153133223
>>153133223Nadeko cunny!
Lets go for that
My bitch, make the thread.
card kinda boring ngtl
wow another painfully boring ufc... no way... how did this happen for the 20th consecutive card in a row?fastest growing sport btw :)
