Oilers Edition >>153130014
LETS GO OILERS
Our habs didnt even need that Gary point
*kisses /hoc/*
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>153133806>>153133806>>153133806
Bruins win! THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BRUINS WIN!!!
chase this fucking bum out of Montreal
Go Bruins!
>canes outshot Feels like a spiritual loss
Why did the DJ at the SNES game play a R2D2 death noise
>>153133862
thank you habs for chokingwas a fun game
>>153133851OUR BROONS WIN!!!!
I'M SURGING
>>153133871kek heard it on stream right after reading this
good job sens you did jack martin proud with that one
>19 wins in 23 career games>no goalie has ever done it before
GG Habs Tonight was a ton of fun :)
gg anon. that was a ripper and a rollercoaster
the ruins only have 2 garypoints, tied for lowest in the league. impressive.
>>153133930I have no idea how this team is making playoffs, yamato
bud + 1 = trb
>>153133744>all these detoilet fags crawling outta the woodworkWe run this shit nigga
>>15313391810/10 bussi
>Sunrise is almost in position Great Job, Gary >take the rest of the night off
>>153133918He's bussin fr fr
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>they went to the hard net
Shit, almost forgot it's almost february, and you just KNOW what gary has planned...
I thought I was a retard until I interacted with /hoc/. You guys are something else
>>153133950pretty good chance they squeak in a wildcard spot as of now I don't see them winning a cup, but hell just making the playoffs is better than I expected this year
pipe down you guys, I need to go over my practice exam
>>153133987Did Bieksa just drop the N word?
>>153133821pre '72 cups don't count pal come on you know that
>>153133988he has the 2026 gaydium series in tampa planned on the 1st
I would knock that big titty gramma straight the fuck out
>>153133992same. I thought they wouldn't make playoffs until 2030 at earliest
Tonight on Where's my liquor, Canada's East Coast and Prairies is starting their binge drinking for the brutal losses. Can the Oilers avoid having to let the liquor call the shots? Stay tuned.
>>153134004nah but him and the panel kept mentioning how nice and tight bussi looks
>>153133977CANIACS RISE UP (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ
>>153134007
>>153134055eat rock candy
>>153134058Japanon don't click this webm!
I miss the old jerseys
>>153134104
>>153134075hai! hai leafu-san!
A Canadian team hasn't won since Wednesday.
Hopefully Ovi retires after this season
>>153134055
they should throw a curveball one of these games and sing the anthems in german or something
>>153134023I wanna see the big tiddy grandma
>>153134133Wednesday, 1993
What does /hoc/ think of this thermal layer I purchased earlier today in honor of the kongs losing tonight?
>>153134157the Korean Harmonica Grannies in LA was a pretty good twist
>>153134157Closest you're getting is the Korean granny choir.
Quiet everyone! Game's on.
>>153134133TOPPUS KEKKIKUS
>>1531342266 dollar waffleknit quarterzip?absolutely splendid
>>153134236>>153134239That was kino
>>153134162here's the best I can do on such short noticego flames, I bet she is a flames fan too
>>153134157how tf can you throw a curveball in a hockey game no wonder you clowns lost the world series
Nurse is fucking assWhy is this bum making 9 milly
go cats go
>>153134279dei
>>153134289Vigne is the perfect woman.
>>153134279He got a sweetheart deal during all the BLM shit.
>>153134282Our boy is getting into politics.
This nigga is holding his stick under his arm and Pod gets the PENULTY?Fake ass league
>>153134308This.
VAMOS GATOS
>>153134007cups won before the Original Thirty Two era don't count
>>153134279It's not easy to stop a bouncing puck like that. Show some fucking respect.
>>153134308There's no way that's the actual reason, right?
for me? during oilers games? it's the mama burger from a&wi like to add bacon sometimes too
>>153134271what the fuck
>>153134316He's trying to fuck the president's granddaughter
>>153134346>4/20juh blay
>>153134374That's what I said.
>>153134282Cute puckbunny
2 breakaways 0 goals yep thats Edmonton depth
/hoc/ is gay lol
>>153134372that's a standard serving size for the average american when they go out to eat seafood
>>153134356your local a&w is still good? mine finally fell to them people
>>153134356How do you overcome the social anxiety of ordering a Mama burger when you are, in fact, not a Mama?Asking for a friend
i'm at the hockey game
>>153134449Yeah? And? Jealous bitch.
i'm at the grocery store
>>153134462i tell 'em it's for my mama>>153134456yeah it's fine, also there are 3 of them to choose from whenever i need my mama burger for my oily boys game>>153134471i'm not jealous i'm just stating the facts
>>153134483are u sitting in the cart
>>153134465can you see the puck? where is it?
i'm at the combination hockey game and grocery store
My penguins (:
>>153134495lmao millennials always like sitting in the cart
>>153134502i prefer the hockey game/dairy queen hybrid storei like their sauced n' tossed chicken basket
i'm at your mama's house, eatin her burger
>>153134502Pick me up a goth virgin hockey gf please
ovechkin should sign with the FLAMES next season
>>153134491nah ur just jelly
I fucking hate this teamAny time I tune in and watch them they always manage to pull off some kind of comeback.
>>153134600ok fine i'm a lil jelly
>>153134273Carey Price had problems with fire whiskey due to his native blood
>>153134491>for my mamaDamn I never thought of that, thanks anon.
>>153134634Yeah. We know.
Anthony "sometimes as good as Wayne Gretzky in his prime, and sometimes as good as Wayne Gretzky in the present day" Beauvillier
>>153134682nope i was just joshin', gotcha real good tho didn't i
>>153134620its an AHL level team getting Ws
>>153134712Nah, I'm not convinced.
>>153134446lol
>>153134356https://youtu.be/SXCfV2zkGU0>luv muh Adubs
>>153134282Macklin knows ball
Oh uh, the St. Louis Blues tranny janny is here. Time to log off for the night then.>>153134726Sturm has to be in contention for the Jack Adams award.
>>153134620we thank you for your golden touch
Okay hear me out: The NHL as it is, but the arenas don't have glass or boards
>>153134634awawawawawa
Nice day of Hockey Day in Minnesota today. Ice looked good, players were skating and shooting well. Good day overall.
>>153134818
>>153134813and the ice is soccer pitch sized and the arena doesn't have a roof either
>>153134813You've just described pond hockey...
The Caps aren't shooting because they can't shoot, they're just waiting for that Perfect Moment
Why don't they just pass to Ovi? Are they stupid?
>>153134874Ovi will never be a true goal scorer.
Craps are washed
>>153134874I hate that this cherry picking nigga beat Gretzky in goals
i prefer the capitals Screaming Eagle jersey over whatever the hell they're calling their current iteration
HIGH MAN SCAAAAAARRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153134446truei'm going to go back to alt.sports.hockey.nhl
Yo these oilies are gay ass retards desu senpai
>TING!
>>153134952NEAT!!!
1 SHOT 1 GOAL I TOLD YOU, THE PERFECT MOMENT
At least they killed Sandin
Sandin :(
WHY ARE THERE COMMERCIALS IN MY COMMERCIAL-FREE GARYTIME
this is where i live
More like san-dedkwab
>>153135051
>>153135055I'll be in over in 5 minutes.
The Calgary Hitmen have a player named Hunter Aura
The scoreboard for the shootout on NHL network is so fucking retarded. Look at this retarded shit
go oilers
just sacrificed a handful of fruit flies to the demiurge so that my oily boys will win tonight
>>153135121neat
Sipping some Scotiabank Coffee out of my Molson cup while enjoying this Rogers broadcast.
>>153135230thanks sven, you are a true patriot
>>153135230How do you feel about rabbit hunting?
>>153135181It's so fucking bad
>>153135055>image enhance 9000
>>153135276god dammit i knew i shouldn't have bent over like that
>all those awkward outside shots of the wild arena
I miss the Green guys at the Nucks games, that was a fun era
>>153135121
>>153135359Same, those were some good times back when the team was elite
>chychrun eats raw hearts and raw liversthe guy is a goddamned cannibal
>>153135401those two seem like the type that get shot at protests.
>>153135359>I miss the Green guys at the Nucks games
>>153134282somewhat likely this is because Will already followed her or because they follow random girls that get suggested. she has a ton of athlete and sport-related mutuals.
>they're multiplyingThanks Gary.
>>153134136he's already plotting his return to russia
>>153134226looks cheap and cozy :)
what's a non-cringe anime I can watchbeen watching original MSG during intermission and it's good but predictable
Reminder that Matt Dumba55 was never, and will never, be black.
>non-cringe anime
>>153134483can you get me some chicken? they were all out of meat because of the storm
>>153134136I think I read that he wants to play at least 1 season in the KHL Moscow team so he probably wants to have a little juice left in order to do so, so he very well might
good idea for Edmonton to score another goal, they need about 6 more to have a comfortable lead
Does anyone else's team employ some loud-mouth fucking nog that screams into a microphone right before puck drop each period?
>>153134726_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153134952those were the days
'eads
>>153135121chad
a black man has scored
>>153135209didn't we tell you to salt your pipes?
>>153135230good morning
>>153135701Oh I found the boxing oppai granny again
>>153135701seinen like planetes or comfy SOL like style of hiroshi nohara's lunch
>>153135816Neat-o, gang... right on
blurry baby spotted
>>153135974irresponsible
>>153135940raped retard
>>153135974cute :3 I want a kid so bad
Shut up TRB
>>153135974That's good parenting right there, that's all that is >>153135997He's getting his child acquainted with the arena scene; early experience is a good thing
>>153136009a/s/l ?
>>153136009you can adopt me of you want, 35 year old NEET
>>153135974>bringing your kid to a soilers game and getting them indoctrinated as a soilers fansomeone call CPS.
>>15313603128/m/ny
>>153135929a salaryman deciding what to eat for lunch doesn't sound very comfy at all senpai
>>153136072nice, men can get pregnant there right?
>>153136092men can get pregnant anywhere with sufficient dedication
>>153136092I assume that if YOU have a method for impregnating a male, it'll work anywhere
>>153136111that is good news because i want to pegnate macklin
>>153136092b-but I poop from there
Fuck the Jets, fuck the Flames, fuck the Blues
will they celebrate black History Month at the Olympics?
>>1531361642/3
>>153136078how about non non biyori or yuru yuri then?
>>153136179Nah, the IOC doesn't play those games
Seems to still be a goaltending issue in Edmonton
>>153136179nope
>>153136182Shut the fuck up
>>153136216buncha racists. based.
ingram yanked, sigh.
>rags
>>153136111that's crosby's logic
>>153136194no thanks fren I can't do bubbly girl cringe just yet
BOLLLLLLLLLLLLDY SHORRRRRRRTYYYYY!!!!
>>153136218lmao a week ago everyone was saying goaltending was fixed
The fuck are the soilers doing humiliating Ingram lmao
>>153136259kwab
the Oilers should get Lankinen from the Nucks
>>153136254Robotics;Notes
>>153136290>kwabIndeed. for you.
Oilers would be winning if Pickard was in net
'orse
>boomer behind the Caps bench counting on his hands
>>153136251it was very kind of the celebrinis to agree to keep his secret
>>153136293also zero wins. unlike bud and mitch who have 1 each
>>153136347saw thatlove it when boomers emote
>>153136348mackinnon would be outraged if he learned about it
Huomenta but the opposite stay warm and cozy tomorrow frens
>>153136408what is hockey in idaho like?
>>153136424
>And here we have Jake Walman alongside teammates Dave Florman and Nick Ceilingman
>>153136373cringe
anybody know if they do NDT on player's sticks in between games?
>>153136347give me the webm
Spencer Carbury is the quintessential 21st century American. Ethnicity: unknown. Soul: not found.
>>153136512Can't rewind the stream I'm on.
>>153136519there are more brown children being born in sweden than White.
>>153136481Darnell Nurse, Tyrone Doctor, Jamal Surgeon, and Isaac Radiologist take to the ice.
>nurse upset over the icing non-callhttps://streamain.com/en/Dys6o0Z3SEoZut7/watchkek
>>153136511there seems to be very little 3rd party oversight of the players sticks. the only reason I think that is I was listening to some NHLers telling a story on a podcast (I don't remember who it was) and they were talking about how they pranked one player by fucking up all his tape on his sticks and he ended up using them in an actual game and was livid. Apparently the player just looks after their owns sticks and if they don't catch a defect or a childish prank it's on them
>>153136613LOL i never thought of that
>>153136434It's a small community for Headfans Not a lot of tourists, so you get to recognize the locals quickly smaller student community, the Broncos are a volunteer team, and it's a smaller community of academy and prep schools If you like to travel, the Spud Kings of Idaho Falls is a fun time, I've heard, pretty far away; you'd be better advised to travel to Kennewick and watch the Tri-City Americans
>>153136646>Tri-City Americans>travel to washington statenah.
>>153136635Interesting, appreciate it anon. Wondering if there is a business opportunity there with the way things are going.
>>153136635That's not what it was it was, Brady Tkachuk purposefully damaged Claude Giroux sticks to the point where they broke for him every shift
>>153136646top gun was a work ya shoot mark
>>153136712
>no benulty on floridakek good game gary. you filthy jew.
>>153136804what was the missed call? wasn't watching so I don't know
>>153136696Don't take my word for it all but I imagine they have a pretty robust equipment management team, however they also surely have a limit to how much they handle or meddle with players' gear. I don't really know.>>153136703Yeah I don't recall but I do remember the part where he ended up using a defective stik in an actual game.I wonder if you could actually be investigated for trying to throwing a match by sabotaging your own equipment, even when the whole thing was unintentional
Love the rat :)
good fuck off minnesota for trying to make it to OT or not try to shoot it in OT
>>153136804Yeah but Minnesota fans are retards and fake fans so it's funny when their team loses. Thank you Gary
>worth every penny
>>153136964lmao they paid him so much they wont be able to sign the jew Quinn Hughes
>>153136964he's extremely skilled, yes, but that contract is an anchor that not even davy jones can cut loose
Lmao Mcdavid got Tom Wilson in the balls
>wilson got a skate to the nut
Gary should hire Angel Hernandez to ref
classic systemic St Paul mistakeit's like when someone was talking about how Toronto's biggest issue is systemic and has as much to do with the media and fans as it does with the team itselfSame deal in Minnesota, huge communal depression, and it gets worse every year, especially with the Frosties having a dynasty season over in Minneapolis
damn, is lindgrin elite?
What happened to this teams powerplay? And what happened to Draisaitl? He's not himself that's for sure
watching heem
>>153137209post the frost babe
>>153136964>Here's a contract that will make you the most highly paid player in NHL history>Nyet, more
>>153137218something happened in his family
>>153137284Clearly affecting him :(
>>153137262she plays for the vancouver pwhl goldeneyes now
A “high stick” is one which is carried above the height of theopponent’s shoulders. Players must be in control and responsible fortheir stick. However, a player is permitted accidental contact on anopponent if the act is committed as a normal windup or follow throughof a shooting motion, or accidental contact on the opposing centerwho is bent over during the course of a face-off.
BOUCHARD HATTY
BOUCHE THERE IT IS>BOUCHE THERE IT ISBOUCHE THERE IT IS>BOUCHE THERE IT ISBOUCHE THERE IT IS>BOUCHE THERE IT IS
>>153137311I used to shave my head that bald when I was in the service>slick and sexy
SEXOOOOOOOO
that one ice girl had a big fat ass
>scoreless draws in Nippon
>defenceman gets a hattrickwell I guess that means you can call him an offenseman!
J4RRY
jarry what R U DOIN????????
>>153137384put the players in these outfits
Jarry now on the hook for the L
I say this: yank Jarry and put in Ingram
Hymen should try to get a hattrick and win it for the Oilers
>Soilers>Needing all those power play chances to try and tie the game one time>get scored on right away>Refs somehow pull another one for themlollmao
>>153137659no... it has only just begun
>>153137715The high stick double minor was a bullshit call. You can't high stick someone on a face off
Lads, I feel like what we are watching is a preview of the 2026 Stanley Cup Finals.
>>153137766>Noooo it's not a high stick off the faceThen that interference call off the face off after shouldn't have counted either but here we are
>>153137788That's actually what I predicted at the start of the season, would be hilarious if true
>>153137545I too would like to see Bedard and Celebrini wearing see-through yoga pants with a thing underneath.
>>153137912
>>153133806trips and mcdavid is gonna troon out before winning the cup
>>153138055Jen!
>>153137912based retard
>>153138055all of this is literally me except i am not autist
>>153137912what is this from 1996
>Soilerslollmao
>>153138055lmao Im most of these. people call me autistic
A bored backup goalie is a bad backup.
>>153138055I have a decreased IQ, go Flames
just took an autism test...
HOLY FUCKSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAARRRholy shit both hockey night in canada games came through
omg, WHY????????????????>more Over Time, Gary?? please
97 and 29 in OT is so OP but it’s nerfed by their goalie. (Gaming references)
mcdavid is so unfair oilers should be ashamed they havent brought them a cup
I love hockey so much bros McJesus is INSANE how lucky are we to watch him
He's back>we found McDavid, /hoc/, he's back love a short Gary Time, lads..>well, g'night
Bouchard 3 goals+3 assists game. First defenceman in the salary cap era to do that
>>153138496>0 Stanley CupsOh Dear...
CUP CHAMPS CUP CHAMPS
>>153138510He played great, scoring aside he had some clutch plays throughout. Can't wait to see him on Team Canad-..
>>153138518dream big kek
mcdavid now has 89 points
>>153138515It’s a damn shame man. I’ve not seen a better player in my entire life
>>153138528Sure glad we have Travis Sanheim with all his big playoff moments that have made the crowd roar.
>>153137223not the same without grasso :(
Defencemen with 3 or more goals and 6 or more points in one game>Sprague CleghornJanuary 14, 1922>Bobby OrrNovember 14, 1971>Bobby OrrNovember 15, 1973>Bobby OrrNovember 7, 1974>Tom BladonDecember 11, 1977>Doug CrossmanNovember 7, 1992>Evan BouchardJanuary 24, 2026
>>153138560Grasso? Ti faccio un culo cosi
>>153138444>trips and mcdavid is gonna troon out before winning the cupuhh, checked
>>153138578No Coffey?
>>153138534>I’ve not seen a better player in my entire lifeUntil now
Didn’t know Matthew Tkachuk was back.
>>153138593it's too late for coffee
>>153138606Not that kind
>>153138593Nope. His 8 point game was 2-6-8
>>153138604
>>153138604I actually like Mika quite a bit. And he’s got the coco cup
i hate how mcgaykid only goes on a heater when his coach's job is on the line some captain he is
>>153138663I like how he kicked Wilson in the balls.
>>153138578Does Sprague Cleghorn know Foghorn Leghorn?
>>153138578Nice stat numale
tommy willy all time NHL mvp hands down greatest player to ever live, not interested in hearing any cope about it
have shoot heat with the new captcha like you can filter me but when I shoot did it right like cmon
>>153138673that was hilarious. right in the balls
>>153138717what???????
>>153138604Mika can't skate with the puck. He's a one dimensional PP specialist
>>153138717kek
Good guys lost last night
>>153138925
updated standings
>>153139011My penguins are 2nd in the metro (:
>>153139011Before the Lympic shutdown I predict the Bruskies jump to 4th in the Conference
CHICKEN HOCKEY
>>153139024>2nd in the division is 7th in the conference Shit division for retards
>>153139011The shorks could totally upset the avs
>>153139046Just like my islanders
>>153139058proxy off creefag
some weirdling games on tomorrow
>>153139059Retard
>laffs>rags
>>153139066>Panthers / Blackhocks
>>153139066knights play tomoorrow! :)
>>153139100
>>153137545Heated Rivalry
>>153139112did you know sand knights and desert knights were among the names in contention for the team?
>>153139127I mean, it makes sense. Also they're all Canadians and Swedes anyway so no matter
paddy lost kwab
>>153139011>Vegas Gary Points
>>153139154we don't say i mean here
>>153139091gary needs to let us watch the timbit hockey during intermission.
>>153139220oops, sorry.Ergo, it makes sense. Also they're all Canadians and Swedes anyway so no matter
Are the Oilers really that desperate for points Do they really believe he's going to have any juice left in a potential Stanley Cup final THIS TIME after being to back-to-back finals, playing in a condensed schedule leading up to the Olympics and into the playoffs?
>>153139295Uh, yes? My Oilies are on pace for 92 points. Not good even with the pacific being SHIT
>laffs
>>153135701Whatever anime this is
>>153135701>tf>tp
>>153139351digits and kys
The Blackhawks have two more top line players not even on the NHL team yet They're gonna be so good in 2-3 years. You'll all see
slopdown was cancelled
>>153137659
lonely over here with nobody to banter with while everyone back home is sleeping
>>153140604are you at least fucking sideways pussy
>>153140604big talk from a man who can't even control okinawa
You're not a real Bruins fans if you don't hate Marchand
>>153140901You spelled Neely wrong
>>153141023Brad forced his way out to ring chase. He already won the cup yet he forced the Bruins to trade him to Florida at a loss. It's no wonder he's hated by literally everyone not affiliated with his teams
Who knew Sheldon Keefe was a psychopath
Bros
>>153141102he went to the wrong cottage
>>153141102More like a rapist pedophile but I guess those words don't have a meaning anymore IYC
We need another scandal or something. Gary made a mistake thinking the gay TV show would produce enough content for the entire season. wouldn't surprise me if he did the Ullmark facebook post in desperation
my ducks =)
>>153141102jesus h christ
McDavid now has more consecutive 90-point seasons (10) than Crosby has 90-point seasons total across his career (9)McDavid has now hit 90 points in 10 of the 11 seasons in his career, the exception being his injury-shortened rookie year where he had 48 in 45 games.10 total seasons with 90 points across a career is tied for 4th most ever with Jaromir Jagr and Dale Hawerchuk, and moves him past a group of 4 players (including Crosby) that all hit 90 points 9 times throughout their careers.Ahead of McDavid for most total 90-point seasons are:1: Wayne Gretzky: 172: Marcel Dionne: 123: Mario Lemieux: 11T-4: Connor McDavid/Jaromir Jagr/Dale Hawerchuk: 10T-7: Joe Sakic/Mark Messier/Mike Bossy/Sidney Crosby: 9McDavid’s 10 straight seasons with 90 points is also the 2nd longest streak ever.Gretzky leads the way with 13 straight 90-point seasons from 1979/80 to 1991/92 (he had 65 points in 45 games in 1992/93 to snap the streak). He also hit 100 points in each of these seasons, which is more than twice as long as the next longest 100-point streak (6 seasons, which McDavid is likely to tie this year). His lowest total in any of these 13 seasons was 121 so it’s still underselling it, but whatever, it’s Gretzky.McDavid is 2nd with 10 straight, and then Bossy is 3rd with 9 straight 90-point seasons from 1977/78 to 1985/86 (75 points in 63 games in 1986/87 to snap the streak, after which he retired).
Mcdavid only has one richard the rocket trophy
it's really funny that mcdavid is never going to fully get the credit he deserves as a player because he hollowed out the oilers into a comfy little den for himself and his friends and never won anything
>>153141806you may be right in the end, but time will tellbut hey, at least his house has a great view
>>153141806you mean you'll never give him the credit because you're a spiteful asshole
>>153141865no i think he's great, it's just really funny
great view of the desolate albertan landscape
>>153141877why tell lies on the internet
>>153141883to upset canadians, apparently
>zero Alberta Pure bottlesand here I thought that McDavid was a true Albertan
>>153141880I'm kind of all about that tho
>>153141880Why would someone be rich in Canada but live in a house where they can see peasants in the street? Buy a real property.
connor mcdavid is overrated
>>153141920desu i think those are his vehicles/the camera crew's vehicles
mcdavid is correctly rated
>>153141937now that's what a sex lord looks like
>>153141929It's on a normal residential block though. He should have a driveway at least two rinks long.
Just let out a Sicknasty Pelech, a dangerous one that will make my Jewish neighbors Afraid
>>153141892>it's jack nicholson but it's made out of his wikipedia pagemcdavid is married to a fucking retard top fucking kek
had a crazy long and splendidly formed marner this morning.wouldn't you know it, 30 minutes later i had to marner again
>>153142281Oh we call those Cutter Gauthier's now
>>153142289those are fartsas in, i just cut a gauthier
>>153142649bouchard shoulda went for the eye gouge
>>153142649which hockey play is this?
>>153142781the play called "attempted murder"
>>153142649I don't mean to sound like a bore, or a moralƒag, but I absolutely hate this shit. Play a hard game and check and throw-down when someone's really shitting you on the ice, but you don't choke and sleeperhold cunts. I expect violent nonsense in the AHL where babies have something to prove, but that cunty shit is not on in the pros. Hate it. HATE IT.
>>153142860*choke holds you*
>>153142912RUDE
Huomenta It's already snowing hard out there
>>153142860The league is taking instances this very seriously and investigates all incidents
>>153142860florida does what they want
Shannons daughter has a pretty good take on the Rasmus Andersson trade.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL5wHJjnD8I
i would absolutely choke someone out if i was in the stan lee finals
>>153143134That's actually his wife's daughter
>>153143130>>153143147good thing you never will be
>>153143151t. Larry
>>153141765No Cups
choking my chicken as we speak
>>153143240patrician
>>153143130>laffs
>>153143238stanley*
>>153143169im literally an nhl player (flames)
Bouchard's eyes so fucking crooked that dude can see both ends of the rink at the same time
>>153143276>he plays for the fumesfag
>>153141806Correct, he's not of consequence.
>>153143269exhibitions mean nothing
>>153143353loser cope
only two more sundays until gary starts scheduling good games on the weekend again yippee
>>153143369exhibitionist cope
>>153143389try winning next timethen you'll care :)
>>153143147I would stomp on Barkov's achilles if you choked me
>>153143383I'd like to see Celebrini in tight fitting see-through yoga pants. and then I'd like to see him rip them off and frot with bedard,
>>153143240embrace christ pervert >:(
>>153143413I would elbow Rantanen in the head to save you from that chokehold
>>153143400Only fags care about exhibition games
>>153143420o-okay
>>153143413>>153143434kek feels good to be rent free
hockey is a violent game, as its gaelic inventors meant it to be
>>153143435more loser cope
>>153142649the weak should fear the strong
>>153143459
>>153143466>loser1993 is that, yes.
>>153143431Nope I'd rather see Bedard and Celebrini frot
>>1531434782025 was last year
>>153143420>>153143485I wonder if players will shower after the games in milan
>>153143130remember when he killed marchand?
Did you lads know that great white sharks have never been documented mating in the wild by any scientist or driver?
>>153143659yeah i knew that becuz i always make sure to block out the cameras
>>153143496Not the anon you’re replying too but these tournaments are meaningless. There are dozens of them. The only tournament that matters is the one that no Canadien team has won in 33 years. Since 1993, the year Gary the jew Bettman took over the NHL
>>153143697more loser cope
>>153143697It sucks that they won't commit to anything, just do World Cup of Hockey every 2 years and people will start to care about it
>>153143715Sorry, I can’t hear you with these 31 Stanley Cup rings in my ears
>>153143760>the stanley cup is a national achievementthe lies you need to tell yourself to cope
>>153143659who needs to see that besides freaks?
>>153143737that's too logical for gary
>>153143765It’s not. But it is for you guys, you rooted for all the Canadian teams that made the finals over the years. It’s a national embarrassment for you. Maybe 2005 was your year since Calgary lost in ‘04 and Edmonton in ‘05. But we’ll never know
>>153143846‘06 I mean for Edmonton
>>153143846Everyone in Canada cheered against Hongcouver
>>153143773biologists
>>153143860yeah besides freaks like them
>>153143857really?
the >laffs/assves game is not available in my region
yeah well that's all well and good but I can't fart because I have 50 gary betman dildos in and up my ass
>>153143846this is more copeif the laffs win i dont celebrate
>>153143857And it's still one of the most unanimously bitched about finals in league history about Gary's favoritism for the American team.
>>153143872are either of those teams good this year?
>>153143883why are you listening to retardsthe cantpucks were their own worst enemies
>>153143870Yes. Everyone hated Sedins/Kesler/Burrows/Bieksa. People laughed when a Bruin broke Mason Raymond's back
>>153143872I'm sure you can find a way to watch HOCKEY ON your TV
>>153143905never knew that
>>153143905Can confirm nobody gives a shit about the Sedins here either. Those fairies even stayed in Vancouver instead of coming home to play a final season for their home team.
>>153143924canadians dont want a team other than theirs to win
I am my own worst enemy
>>153143927so they just in it for the money
>>153143934try killing your enemy.
*shits myself*
>>153143909you can post direct links hereonhockey.tv
>>153143934'cause every now and then, I kick the living shit out of me
>>153143883Gary probably still wasn’t happy because it was an original six American team and not one of his warm weather no fans experiments
>>153143950be careful, the interns will try shutting it down
>>153143927I don't blame them. They got their golden ticket out of Sweden.
>>153143962gary figures if you're watching the advertisements it's good enough for him
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