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Boob lick bros…
what if tien wins it all
My-tennis is so cringe
>Hopefully not same time next yearWhat did Learner mean by this
>Tien is the youngest AO GS quarter-finalist since Kyrgios in 2015Learner has a chance in the QF against a fellow lefty groundstroke player
Bublik in 5
>>153140331Nu-tennis* fuck
>>153140336Zverev is a righty
Minaur is cruising against this Kyrgios impersonator
>>153140329Then we have a new big 3>>153140336May his career be better than Nick's
Sorry Alex but you’ve licked your last boob.
>clean opening break Bublik seems inspired by Medvedev today
Bublik in 7
Why name your kid learner ?
Mensik pulled out
The learner become the master
Djokovic with a free pass to the QF final. Could this be the one?
>>153140357Bublik's career is already better
>>153140393Because he isn't the teacher yet
>>153140396Holy shit its real
>Djokovic's QF opponent will be the winner of Musetti vs Fritzmassive opportunity here
>>153140421IIRC Bublik has never won anything higher than a 250, but Nick won 500sNick also would've been top 10 if they hadn't stopped Wimbledon of points
Lucky NoVaxx
>everything is rape
>get back from work loking forward to rest of adm bub>bublik is 2 sets down including bagel and getting ownedwtf
>>153140449THE Jakub?He would definitely take Djokovic out, lucky Serb.
>>153140455He won Halle, two times. That's a bigger tournament than anything Nick won and an ATP 500
I'd rather Novaxx play Musetti over Fritz if he wants to get to the semis. Fritz serve is scary rn
>most predictors had Medvedev going to the semis including The Andy Roddick
>>153140480Okay forgot about Halle
>>153140486Fritz is injured though>>153140489Roddick's buttbuddy Jon Wertheim had Meddy in the finals
OH NO NO NOSinncaraz bros won't be happy about this. He will reach the semi well and rested, while Sinner/Alcaraz will have to battle it out against peak Ruud/Minaur
>>153140502I for one am on the Musetti bandwagon, but he wasn't 100% in the lead-up to the AO. Would be kino
>>153140529He's a mental midget, but he does have some flair and variety to him. If he is peaking I could see an upset. I think Fritz loses 100%
>>153140502>have to battle it out against peak Ruud/MinaurHow will they sleep at night
>>153140502" Peak Ruud/Minaur " so nothing then. Basically equivalent to a walkover>>153140499Looks more or less fine to me tho
well that was boring
Shame to put in an effort like this only to get bootyblasted by Carlos next round
>>153140563He's been complaining about his knee since the offseason (but keeps saying he'll play through it) but now the adductor that was giving him issues in the first half of last year is also acting up again
>>153140308Didn't peethopia shill Tien for ages?
That guy they kicked out is back again
>49%What did De Minoro mean by this?
We have the first QFs lined up, what do we think about them?Zverev-TienAlcaraz-Minaur
>>153140598For sure, but those are injury management/play through type stuff. Will have to see how much it's effecting him, didn't see anything against Stan but Musetti should be tougher opponent
Ratio
>>153140622His chances against Alcaraz, he respectfully gives the edge to the Murcian, but still shows he is confident, tennis needs this type of attitude.
>>153140628Tien and Alcaraz
>>153140622One of us!
Where’s the tennis?
>>153140628>Zverev-TienZverev in 5>Alcaraz-MinaurADM is just way too shit but Carlos hasn't been as good as his US Open form. 3 tight sets or 4 sets at most.
Is medvedev once and for all over?
>>153140628>Zverev-Tiencould be good>Alcaraz-Minauradm will compete for 1 set then fall apart
>>153140671Hopefully
>>153140682wtf is the dragon tail thing in front of him
>>153140622Jim Courier made a joke about how being married is like being a 49% shareholder in your own household
will the Sinner vs Darderi match be moved to RLA due to the Mensik withdrawal?
Still no /wta/ thread?
>>153140694kekfew of my friends got married recently including ones who had previously said they never would because it's cucked (their words)
>>153140671What will he be remembered for?For me it's Rome's masters win, that come out of nowhere
>>153140692Hong Kong trophyLooks like a trash can imo
>palantir bbc slut vs mirra soonATP on suicide watch
>>153140700>darderiwho?
>>153140708Blocking Novak from winning the Grand SlamThe only one of the little 3 winning a Slam
>>153140717The Killer of Khachanov
>>153140717World number 24 Luciano Darderi
>>153140671He’ll likely never make another slam quarterfinals and at best will vulture some 250 title thats it.Hell turn into the “won a slam once but now just a legacy player” like cilic and wawrinka are today
>>153140717another Italian player ranked lower than Sinner
>>153140708Stopping novaks calendar slam (decisively) and 10m behind the base line returns
>>153140709yeah i assumed trophy, so ugly
>>153140628Zverev-Tien will most likely be during the day session, which is forecast to be like 40 degrees, so the balls will be lively and the roof will probably be closed which favours Zverev's serving. Zverev also has a really good record against lefties. Would love for Learner to snatch it but I think he's a pretty major underdog here.Alcaraz-Minaur has always been a more competitive matchup than the H2H suggests, but in Bo5 Alcaraz is just too good and the calendar slam chance has him locked in. He's also the best returner on tour, while Demon's serve continues to be a major weakness. Home crowd support and some inspired returning might help Demon push for a tiebreak in one set but ultimately I'm seeing 3-0 Alcaraz.
>>153140730Wawrinka won three, 3-1 against the big 3 in Slam finals
Jakub Mensik you just made an enemy for life. Djokovic haters.. this is all starting to sound terrifyingly familiar.. it’s happening again.. only Sinner can bring salvation.
>>153140771Sinner looked very beatable against Spinerri, and in that exhibition against Alcaraz.Djoko is locked and ready, he has 33% chance now
>>153140771The last time Novak won against Sinner was three girlfriends ago
they ended up moving the Shelton-Ruud match to RLA from JCA
>>153140799Interesting decision, maybe RLA day and night sessions would have been too stacked otherwise
>>153140799Blockbuster 3 time slam-finalist Ruud
>>153140622The amount of jewish Australians unfortunately suffering from antisemitism. A chilling statistic.
>>153140799>>153140814What if they just wanted Sinner on Margaret Court lol
>>153140790>Sinner looked very beatable against SpinerriWe already had this discussion yesterdaySinner = beatableSinner + establishment = unbeatable
>>153140790You're the biggest Novak fan here explains your affection for Zverev and dislike for Sincaraz
If Novaxx can't at least put a fight against Binner he needs to retire
>Luciano fucking Darderi in a slam R16smirking_sinner.jpg
>>153140559kekaroo
>>153140853No, I'm a Nadal fan.My preferred winners are Ruud/Minaur>Sinner>Djokovic>Alcaraz.I just see Novak pretty strong right now, rested and Sinncaraz at 90%
You rarely see Nadal fans argue about GOAT debates, why is that? Feels like I see them online less as well in English speaking tennis communities
>>153140949>Feels like I see them online less as well in English speaking tennis communitiesi think it's because a lot of his fans are spanish speakers and they have their own part of the internet
Ruud goat
>>153140708Opportunism at its finest.He took the moment when tennis was at its lowest, leaving the Zverev with dry dick in the process.
>>1531409491) their player is universally acknowledged as the goat of a surface, whereas Federer and Novak stans are competing directly for hard/grass supremacy 2) Nadal never really had a prolonged late/early career vulturing streak that his fans feel embarrassed about and need to defend by attacking 3) he got turbowashed very early compared to the others and any slam win after that was a pleasant surprise instead of an expectation I think nadal just attracted normie fans who don’t think about him much any more now he’s gone whereas federer and Novak autists project hugely into their man and get much more mentally involved (deranged)
>>153141005:)
>>153141026Interesting list of Baldal fan cope, rarely ever see that.
If they have to hold the entire tournament indoors anyway there is not really any reason to do it in the southern hemisphere
>>153141080February Germany indoor clay slam soon?
>>153141080They only do it if sinner is playing and losing
>>153141080>like 4 hours in 7 days of tennis so far>the entire tournament
>>153141097No, carpet. Its peak indoor surface trust my bro
>>153141026> 2) Nadal never really had a prolonged late/early career vulturing streak that his fans feel embarrassed about and need to defend by attackingUhhh are you joking he did. He 100% did
>>153141190An isolated vultured slam here or there after 2017, but never a prolonged period akin to the shame of 2003-08 or 2018-23
Baldal's entire career is being a clay vulture
Of course they don’t want a repeat of yesterday so they put him on a Night schedule lmao
>>153141284Some say he never had to face another clay goat, like Guga or Borg or Lendl
Disgusting Vulturevic vulturing when he's 90 years old
>>153141330He vultured the weakest clay era of all time. Federer was a shit clay player. Djokovic was barely decent.
Nadal faced weak opponents on clay and a lot of his wins would be vulturing, but his dominance on the surface is so self-evident that we know he would have beat anyone he faced.
Federer losing to a crippled Kuerten at RG in 2004 really makes you question how good he actually was on clay.
>>153141382Yes and without Nadal he wins 5 straight RG in a row (2005-2009). Tells you everything.
>>153141355>his dominance on the surface is so self-evident that we know he would have beat anyone he faced.i think carlos would be a massive problem for him
>>153141460Without Federer, Nadal wins 5 Wimbledon too 06-10, although he did take 2 of those.
>last point of the Tien Medvedev matchJust stood up and murmured kino
>>153140730Thing is that those two never got to no1, Meddy's legacy will be sitting just under Roddicks -- a slam, countless lost finals with an atrocious record against on of the 3, and a decent collection of masters to keep them warm at night.
>>153140949EFLs are mostly Federer dickriders
>>153141781meant english as a first language not foreign
What happened? Did Bublik stop caring again?
>>153140705no shit lol it's called being normal and conforming
matches like this remind me why i hate women tennis
>>153141876he never really got goingwasn't chimping out or going no effort but just didn't get startedmade adm look good lol
>tfw you wake up and it's a snowy mess outside but then you see the Tienvedev score
>>153142159I can never take him seriously no matter how much people talk him up. He'll always be a clown to me. He needs to donate his top 10 spot to a real man like Learner Tien.
>>153140712aunt still got it
Hate myself and want to die
>med saying tien played the match of his lifecan't confirm or deny because i didn't watch it, but it's not the first time i've heard him say it after a loss
How was the tennis today? I've been watching vrooms.
>>153142397He's coping as usual. 58% first serve won. >>153142387>>>/beach/
>>153142452>beachHe hasn’t heard about the sharkdemic…
>>153142500true, a few guys in my office caught a bad case of the shark flu
>>153142387great Nirvana song. on their best album to boot.
>>153142563what are the symptoms? lost limbs
I told you guys about my BOY Learner Tien
>>153142563>shark flutake some rest on the seabed
>>153140449The toughtest opponent Djokovic will face until the SF is an injured Fritz or Musetti. Kek. He'll be physically fine but untested. Still at that age you'd kill for it.
Alexander Bublik says Rod Laver Arena played much slower than Margaret Court Arena and other courts:"It's one of the slowest courts, alongside Indian Wells, that I played on, and for me Laver is more slowed""I thought the conditions would be similar (to MCA, JCA), which was probably my fault not to take it more deeply to check." "Its not right to have such difference, the Laver court are where the big players are playing.."
>>153141546Federer didn't take Nadal out in 09
>>153142635Of course they're going to slow it down for the guys who actually know how to hit a tennis ball.
>>153142695Based?
>>153142635of course it's slow, it's rod laver's arena. You seen this guy? he can barely walk anymore
>>153142629better than ruud or shelton imo opinion
>>153142788Shelton is the 4th favorite as it sits rn
If Djokovic had any honour he’d play an exho against Fonseca tomorrow to maintain realistic tiredness levels
>>153142802KekWhat about Zedking?
>>153142802that's funny
>>153142809forgot about zedshit who will he play in the SF?
>>153140949Because he isn't in the overall tennis GOAT discussion lmaoHe's the undisputed clay GOAT but his hard and grass records aren't winning vs Fed or NovakNo autism or anything
>>153142836Learner Tien
>>153142878In the QF I mean, Minaur in the semis
>>153142802BullshitI blame the American media for glazing him so hard, every American commentator talks about how he'll be the next American male to win a slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMOuL0MKYQAHe's wholesome and cute I'm a fan
>>153143064Just the right amount of zesty too. Counters nicely the typical Yank*id demeanor
>>153140703*nonce thread
>>153143062At this point Learner Tien seems more likely
Shelton is looking incredibly strong, moving well, smashing the forehand, working the backhand, pummelling the serve, his mental game has come on leaps and bounds, he’s one of the fittest guys on tour, he’s fresh, he’s in form, and I think he has a real chance of taking Jannik to at least one tiebreak.
>>153142568for me, it's All Apologies or Love Buzz
>>153143472wont you believe it it's just my luckwont you believe it it's just my luckwont you believe it it's just my luckwont you believe it it's just my luckNO RECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESNO REEEEECEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS NO REECEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>153143385Agreed. He's got the ability to make a serious run at the fox. Jannik in 3.
>>153143385He’s got some nice tiddies
>>153142635why the fuck would they have courts with seriously different speeds? Not the first time this happened at a big event.This seems like rigging.>>153143064I wish him a good career. He's unironically the undisputed hopeful of 2026 so far.>>153143522Objectively best authentic Nirvana song
>>153144031It's true even at Wimbledon. The organizers slow it down to suit the most highly skilled players. Like Fred said, speed up the courts and you'll have more upsets
>>153143137We missed a trick here. Our threads should be called /Adult ATP and WTA/ threads.
>>153144065centre court at wimbledon slow, but it's a disgusting slug in the second week
>>153140708HIS FATHER CAN TALK EVERY POINT
>>153141284imagine if the us open stayed claythis guy would have like 50 slams
When does the losers bracket start
>>153141284He has more none clay Slams than Agassi
>>153146664Agawho?
>>153145399Now that would be kino.Should start right after the end of round 3, good enough players lose in that round to keep it interesting and dense.
>>153146664Slamflation is a joke
Just watched Tien's match extended highlights, why can't this guy be the new 3rd guy? He should have as much hype as Fonseca. He is a few months younger and everything.His game seems solid and with high marginsFuck it, I'm backing him to win AO.
>>153148627>FonsecaCheck the H2H
>>153148627Fonseca is actually younger, my bad.
>>153148695Two of those were meme gen finals, but yes 3-0 tonhe Brazilian.Maybe Medshit made him look good.If Tien defeats Zed though, it's a more impressive run than Fonseca ever did.
>>153148627I watched the unextended highlights and he reminded me of New Zealand’s Cowardly Cameron Norrie.
aus open doing everything it can to hand djokovic number 25
>>153148758First it's NoVaxx and second they give it to dopey drug head sinner
>>153148758THE MartinezTHE MaestrelliTHE Vanderslurp
>>153148735>Zverev is 37-1 in his last 38 matches against lefties. The loss was to Learner Tien.
I am not a fan of Learer Troon.
>>153149289No one asked, glowie
King Learn I call him King LearnNew shakespearian gimmick I’m doing
>>153148758as long as sinner and alcaraz are in the draw they haven't done enough
On a scale of completely washed up to utterly washed up, how washed up is Memevedev?
>>153150076He was finished long ago. He remains finished.
>>153149556>glowieThat's right, we're always watching, son.
>>153150076He probably beats Zverev. Medvedev just doesn't like crafty high motor lefties like Tien and Moutet
>>153150110But he defeated THE Nagasaki in a random 250 final
>>153150052Tiley is working on it. Shelton beats Sinner, Demon beats grug. Djokovic gets another walkover in the final. I heard this in a dream I had.
>>153150076>completely washedTsitsipas>utterly washed upMedvedev>Just washed upZverev
>>153150263>Demon beats gruglol>Shelton beats SinnerLOL
>>153150232He’s going to have to win a stacked 250 or 500 before I even look at him
>>153150263god, i think the seething would be enough to power the earth for a century
>>153150337>Botic>SheltonTHE greatest slam win
I hate these tennis players. >De Minaur>Robot>Zverev>TroonHopefully Grug, Unc, the Chink Slayer, or my nigga Shelton will take this.
>>153150372we don't deserve that level of cinema
>>153140308>No girls allowed
>>153150271>Tsissy is so bad now barely anybody mentions him losing in the first rounds anymoreGrim, hard to believe this guy made the AO final only 3 years ago.
>>153150525I want to have anal sex with you
>>153148627I've been telling you guys about my BOY, why did no one believe me
>>153150881Nobody is excited because he's Asian imo. If he were a broccoli head with a white mom he'd be on a billboard in Times Square
>>153150881If his parents assimilated more and named him "Michael" or something instead of "Learer", he would be more popular. Also Asians dont get the bipoc treatment by the media. Asians are on team white supremacy
Tien hasn’t won a relevant tournament, hasn’t made any decent slam runs, hasn’t had any forehand aura Youtube shorts produced, hasn’t had a statement win against a top player, hasn’t got a better haircut, hasn’t started dating a hot white girl, hasn’t changed his name to Apprentice and HASNT BEATEN FONZ. Talmbout the next Davydenko here at best.
>>153151318but enough about nakashima
>>153150076100% washed.He will not break top 10 this year.
>>153151057>Nobody is excited because he's Asian imoi honestly bet this is true.Americans seem to only get hyped over their whites, blacks and asian-blacks kekBut if Tien proves himself by making a semis or winning a 1000 he will get the attention he deserves.>>153151318>hasn’t changed his name to Apprenticeheh was gonna call your brain rotted but this was funny
Where is he?
>Sinner match at 11this is wagie discrimination
>>153150535He had to beat Korda and Khachanov to make the final. Not that hard to believe.
>>153155661Why are you Calipoornian?
>>153157604i cant leave this grim hellscape because of sick family
>>153158140Oh I'm sorry hun
>>153154074Even I know that they love Chloe Kim and Eileen Gu. And Eileen even dropped her citizenship for the China
>>1531556611am for me. At least they got The Memo that Sinner will not be playing in the screaming heat any more.
>>153158140I took the Georgia pill
https://x.com/thefirstserveau/status/2015163946395934956Shitner gets rigged draws
>>153159228he cute
>>153158356eileen gu dropped her us citizenship for china?thats kinda crazy imo
>>153151245>Asians are on team white supremacy ofc they arewatch oppenheimer bro
new kino just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3ihMyVd_7Y
>>153160669In the future books are going to be written about Sinner Derangement Syndrome man
>>153160553Were you not on /sp/ during the last Olympics? It was all they talked about. /sp/ is awful during the olympics
>>1531606692027 is going to be our year, /runechads/
>>153160868or maybe people are getting fed up with the blatant favoritism
Damn he was really useless
>>153160606From the point of view of the Judeo-Leftist media they are.
>>153150509Hilarious level of smugness when you consider his opponent, the scoreline and the fact that he ultimately lost the match
>>153160669>before they took him into a cooled, medical chamberThese nuts are entertaining I'll give them that.
FRITZ CHADS WW@? SPAGHETTI NEGROS NEED NOT REPLY
>>153163734Legitimately pulling for Musetti. Fuck Fritz.
>>153163825I cannot wait until ICE has removed every last one of you
Hating Fritz is an American past time. You can ask the serb
wtf Musetti is 5th seed lmao
>>153163977>t. immigrant All Americans are immigrant we've been through this cunt.
>>153164356Third in the live rankings if he wins this matchYou can hate Fritz all you want but Musetti in third is not a universe I want to live in
>that volley on break pointShitz
>>153164483Jesus Christ, the guy last won a title 4 years ago.
>>153164481
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY beats Taylor Harry Fritz 12 times in a row!
>>153164536Based.
Fritz has the more solid serve and backhand but Musetti neutralises the serve with his deep return position (to which Fritz is known for always just rolling in his second serve rather than taking on risk with a faster serve) and is the type of player who can expose Fritz's weaknesses in movement and at the net, especially with the short slice or dropshot to bring him forward, which is something I remember Demon does against him to great effectFritz needs a good serving day to get through - warm summer conditions might help him there but it's more about spots and angles than pure speed so he'll have to hope it doesn't get too windy
>>153164481Anglo-Saxons are native American
>>153164589He actually beat him in the 4 king slam (it was a retirement)
That defensive open stance slice forehand isn't going to cut it from Fritz, he needs to hit the running forehand with pace
>rod laver arena>court isnt made of beaten down termite mounds
Musetti for me, i just like the one handed backhand too much
>fritz is already fritzing
Is it just me or are the main cameras at the AO not very good? The close up cameras are fine, but the main one (the one that shows during the point) seems to be slightly blurred / low quality?
It's fucking over for Shitz
What time does opossum play tonite?
Musetti is uber fit
>>153164952i thought they were just applying a "down unda" filter for the broadcast
>>153164536>>153164604>>153164761Immigrants can't be racist to each other, it looks so funny!
it's over for Novaxx Musetti wrecking him
>>153164998Who?
>>153165109Heh
It’s genuinely going to happen for Ďokoviç isn’t itSinner will pull out injured, Raz will job
are the italians the only ones that put the extra ball in their pocket
>>153165249I’m going to kiss you
>>153165249Possibly yes
>>153165273Everyone does including shitz
Djokovic is going to rinse either of these guys
Reminder that Darderi cramped sitting down in an air conditioned interview room
Fritz is already 28 and is nearing his decline
>>153165383He was making fun of dopiner
Fritz looks so unfit
>>153165275
>>153165392He, Meddy and Shitshispants will find their boomer resurgence when they each reach 35. Sad times ahead
Fritz is hurt rip
Any of these guys the Next Great Tennis Superstar ™? Alcatraz? Were we spoiled with Federer, Nadal and Djokovic all in quick succession?
I just don’t get how this bozo Musetti is in the top 50
>putting olive oil on your sushi burrito>>153165648The same reason Shiraz is. They vulture nobody 250s
>>153165249>>153165290>>153165363Trying to jinx Novaxx when Binner will eat him alive.
Pusetti is 100% going to take Djokovic to 4 or 5 so Sinner can finish the job
You could give the Moose 6-0 6-0 5-0 40-0 odds and I’m still taking Djoko in 5.
>>153165562yup and of course i bet the over on games, so instead of retiring he's going to just get blasted.
Shitz
Might go take my big stinky afternoon Shitz in the set break
>>153165634yup, Korda
cam on super musettio
>gaylord shitzit's over
will wearing a chain improve my tennis
>>153165736he just needs more tiem
>>153165672pooshitti couldn't vulture a club tournament for over 70 year oldshe would find a way to choke away the final
>>153165775He should try pre Wimbledon 250s like shitz
>>153165770korda will never win shit
>>153165801detect the sarcasm
>>153165801remember when he claimed to be the favourite for wimbledon?
>>153165851still is (in my heart)
*Eyes burst out cartoonishly*
>>153165764only if its blessed by a bishop
>>153165889
fink its over for fritz careerwisedown hill from herehow a nibba garn shitz himself to poosettialarming
>>153165889Looks like an alternate dlc skin of Moorgs, if she also got a bit jowly
>>153165921it's been over for years. i think it was officially over when he was playing joker a year ago? a little more than a year ago? when he was playing like shit and fritz had him on the ropes and he choked it to lose for like the 20th straight time to joker.
>>153165799>the eraser of eastbourne
>that woman in the red dresscrikey
>Countering a tweener with a tweenerHeh...
>moorgs smirking in backgroundthe disrespect while fritz demolished
I'm scared. I thought I wanted Poosetti to win cause Fritz's serve was scary but he's unironically going to kill Djokovic now. It might be over Nolebros. Even if he wins it's going to be a fight and Sinner is licking his lips
>>153166073Don't look up Novak's record against Italians who aren't Musetti vs Italians who are Musetti
reminder poosetti was absolutely gangraped by booblicker just before
>>153166073m8...
Lorenzo my CHAD
famed Italian dictator Mussoletti
>>153166087>>153166108You fags don't get it. Poosetti is going to take Djokovic to 4 or 5. And that's already an automatic loss
>>153166108he was unlocked in this game
>>153166128he can't take binner in any case
>>153166128nah hes gonna poolapse watch
will be propa laffin when djokovic goonstomps poosetti
Never rated shitz. The Serb would give me shit for it but I was right
>>153166103it doesn't count if it's a final
>>153166157Shiddington what are your thoughts on Clairo?
Excuse me this is /pennis/ not /tennis/
>>153166174lookin propa rough here. liked her latest album. bags my favorite song.
>>153166128A well rested opossum in his natural habitat at ao? Djokovic in 3.
Poosetti really needs to work on his interview skills
>two italians? more like MARGHERITA COURT
>>153166193Did binner practice yesterday/today?
>>153166193Kek
>>153166193>two italianswhere?
Musetti taking a set off Djokovic would be a miracle
>>153166193they should have called it margaret court court 2bh
>>153166216Margaret's Court
Margaret "Based" Court
>>153166181The newer album is better. I like Juna
https://x.com/Djoko_UTD/status/2015402836977418363>Carlos botting his way to another GS finalHeh... Nice try kid. You need to implant chips in your stomach next time...
>>153166291They changed that rule years ago thougheverbeit. Shitcak is just old and not with the times
>>153166291>preparing to return>my buttplug buzzes twice, signalling that they're gonna serve down the t>ready for it, hit a return winner>keep doing this and play like a god>serving for the match at 5-0>plug malfunctions, goes on full blast, and i collapse on the court spasming with ecstasy>drop the next 4 games, but the feeling finally fades, and i take advantage of the refactory period and finish the job >go to the locker room to take out the plug >it's not there
>Women’s tennisBased>Every other women’s sportSucksWhat causes this?
>>153166246lmao wtfwhy havent they changed the stadium name
Happy Australia day Champions.
>>153166365T-Then who was phone?!
>>153166388They have protested it several times. Where were you?
>mcenshit feeding conspiracy theories about shitnerBased
>>153166381Sir, this is /atp/
>>153166422lol Mcenroe looks like he is being forced to do that
>>153166388I honestly thought they would a few years ago. Turns out doing nothing and letting the outrage die down works. These loud mobs get bored and move on eventually if you don't give them oxygen.
They published the draw for tomorrow when it's 43 degrees forecast, and the first session is 11:30 instead of 10:30 like they did the other day.Are they stupid, yet to update the system, or plan to keep RLA closed-roofed from the get-go?
>>153166712the conditions are favorable for djokovic
Am I reading this semen slurping schedule right that it is TWO HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES until the next game of men’s bennis?
>>153166834You are forgetting one specific individual appears in a matter of minutes
>Darderidardy
I wish I could say that not seeing the Sinner game was a bit of some kind but alas.
I have never heard of this Darderi guy and apparently he’s been top 30 for two years and won four titles. Psyop.
>>153166878the story of every single 250 vulture
>another straight sets slurper coming upremove 250s
Guess you could say this guy isn’t dar-very good
>>153166933Rankings should be replaced with leagues and each league only gets to play one tier of event64 A leaguers play 1000s, 64 B leaguers play 500s, 64 C leaguers play 250sTop and bottom 16 of each league promote/demote at the end of every seasonSlams are the 64 A leaguers, top 32 B leaguers, top 16 C leaguers, 8 qualifiers and 8 wildcardsHire me PTPA
>hes going to try to keep sinner on courtnot doing a very good job
I was going to say Darderi would probably win like 3 games but now even that looks optimistic
>>153166963I’ve skim read half this post and it sounds good I’m in
>>153166975Sinner gave away a pity game, so you still might be on track
Darderi more like Dudderi
>316m run in 27 minutesI think I could be a tennis player
Argentina’s Cowardly Luciano Darderi
>>153166200Darderi is his practice match
kwab
Reminder, that you're an NPC if you think Sinner is more doped than Alcaraz.
>>153167054You’re a gullible idiot if you think any top athlete is clean, no matter the sport. They’re all doing it.
Maddison is Cute!
>AO R16>against Luciano Darderi>and Darderi's injured or crampingRigged as fuck
>D Minaur walloped Tiafoe faster than Sinner is walloping Darderi
>>15316671211;30 is closer to evening than 10:30 so itll be cooler
I’ve seen enough. Darderi, welcome to the big 3!
>>153167204blame Khachanov for jobbing. not that he'd be doing any better.
>Sinner cooked after 90 minutes against DarderiWhat was this cunt doing in the off season?
Sinner is a dopey cheating drug head.
>>153167303chasing his slut girlfriend around
>>153167342You do realize Alcaraz has already stolen 2 slams from him due to superior dope, and will continue to do so in the future, the same way Nadal and Djokovic stole endless slams from Federer?
>>153167367Grugg isn't doping. Sinner is doping but also gets protected and supported by the establishment.
>>153167303growing genetically modified carrots.
>>153167377>
Why bring your baby to a fucking tennis game?>>153167387They never closed the roof for grugg while he wqs losing and artificially extended the break so he can get a massage because he is cramping.
Fucking Sinnfam bringing their babies to sabotage his opponent because they know there's no way he could beat THE Luciano Darderi without outside help
Italian engineering is failing again mamma mia
I don't like Sinner because he's ugly. It's really that simple
It's Lucianover
>>153167377Okay never mind, just another failed human being.
More like Poociano Dingleberri
Im not watching the Shelton Ruud match.
>>153167441I'll watch it on your behalf.
More like Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
>45 degrees tomorrowholy shit
>grazie Luciano, the cheque is in the mailDid anyone else hear that at the net?
>Ryan HarrisThere you go to that burger who kept asking about the smart American commentator
Igor and sinner need to get a injury a la zverev at RG22.
>>153166578mcenroe is a huge faggot
>>153167455based
did ben shelton come to the conclusion that getting suckysucked before a match doesn't work?
>starts balding>ditches the headbandruud is a chad
Vamos Ruudgoat
surely shelton wins a slam at some point right
>>153167640or not
>>153167640Maybe but he'a bit too retarded to do it
>>153167640He will win the 6 kangs slam as soon as he is promoted to kang status
>I've never owned A/C or a fanit's so over for me
>>153167596>a man with high testosterone has high testosteroneWOW no WAY
not bussin
>>153167342>>153167367kekheads
Ruud IQmogging Shelton so hard right now. Brutal stuff
>>1531676794 u
COME ON RUUD BOY IS YOU BIG ENOUGH
nah wat is dis diddy ahh unc doin?
>>153167690very weird response
Ruud? Goat
Neon Netpost Evangelion
>Ruud wins this match>Has to withdraw before facing Sinner due to babymany such cases
>>153167757Even Baby Ruud rigging for Sinner smdh
i'm sure people said this about big 3 as well but every match other than sincaraz feels so pointless and even those do too because no one else is gonna win
>>153167756Behold my latest experiment............ Netjak
>>153167782You won't be saying that after Demon wins tomorrow
>>153167757>sinner jerked off Rudd while he was inside and implanted the sperm into his wife so his new baby would force him out right after taking shelton outyou can't deny the guts to pull that off
>>153167788i don't particularly like adm but i'd take that purely because it'd make things more interestingthough in that case sinner would just get a guaranteed win likely
>>153167788he is 18-0 against alcaraz and 13-0 against sinner brutha
Ruud has a very vigorous cum
Ruudchadz we stay winning.Shelcucks never recovered from Djokovic's phone call banter
>>153167786>it's over... the net, the ball has fallen... inside the line
>>153167804>>153167786>Billions must apologise
bweenbweenbween
Both at 2.60, really??Very lazy of then
>>153167802job's not finished
>>153167814them*
>>153167814bookieberg asleep at the wheel
>>153167814>Jack DraperFucking lol
>>153167814sinner was 1.6 at the start of AO
>>153167814>>153167824fuck me i thought those were AO odds 2.6 for alcaraz is kinda high isn't it?
Ruud potent cum
>>153167830Probably because of the Sinner menace.But they could have one at 2,40 and one at 2,90 or something.Clearly one of them is the better bet at these odds.Whomst though?
>>153167846>Clearly one of them is the better bet at these odds.carlos for sure, his odds will get lower
ruud needs his inhaler
Pood
>match that goes longer than 3 setsI thought we weren't doing those anymore
were i coaching either of these i would tell them to score points themselves, but not let their opponent score any points at the same time
alright relax little broccoli
Ruud in 5
>>153167885should have more ruud faded in
>>153167884>broccoliAn Italian word meaning "top of a flowering cabbage."
>>153167892do men top your flowering cabbage a lot?
Can Ben stop screaming?Jesus
serve is bussin frfr
>>153167897don't answer that, it's a subtle trap
reminder AO execs only care about making attendance number go up, they dont give a fuck that the actual viewer experience of the slam goes down
>>153167890I can't pause on the streams I'm using so just relying on timing. >>153167897Begone homo.
would eat 8 weetbix right now
implosion incomingoh my god the nigger who made this captcha needs to fucking die
>>153167905try harder
ruud bros i don't feel good about this match
>>153167914Still incapable of humour over there I see.
>>153167921schizo shit
do any of you have an official pasta like sinner has dececco?
>
>>153167935I make lots of pasta but I've yet to name it
toil tomorrowbed looms
might finna make some pancakes fr
>>153167951start having one otherwise you'll never be a top-2 tennis player
>>153167899he's not listening to you friend
it's 1-1 and on serve in the third set yet i feel like shelton has an 80% chance to win the match
>>153168017He will. No point watching. Tennis ist kaputt.
RUUDFIGHTO
it's over
Ruud status?
>>153168038Too polite
Crapsper
>benny not shouting when he wins a sethe knew already
>>153168038pickled
as soon as he did that shoulder drop after Shelton hit the line, you knew this match was over.
dececco's actually the officier pasteur of jannik sinner
Casper the friendly GOAT (but not today)
i stopped watching in the 2nd set wtf happened to ruud
why would ruud be a goat?
this is 90% mental
crisp
>>153167782Other players were more fun to watch tho despite the inevitability
>Bennis :DDDDD
>Tennis x>BENnis
fuckin ell dig it out caaant
Dark choc chips in the batter with honey on top o lawdd pancakes be hittin
>>153167904>business cares about profit and not customer satisfactionsuch is the fate of all capitalist endeavours, no?
>>153168159I only eat broccoli
>>153168159>not being a whole foods plant based veganLOL
It's Caspover
>pood
Why so many Ruud fans? Nice guy but Shelton has the better chance against Binner
>>153168168Based cabbage muncher
>>153168168woke nonsense
>>153168181Neither of them have any chance but Ben is way more obnoxious and constantly gets glazed super hard by American commentators
>>153168181>thinking steps aheadThis is schizo tiem friend.
>>153168181nothing against shelton but i'm not gonna root for him because he has a 1% chance of beating sinner
>>153168181he plays like I imagine myself on a good day and ben is annoying
>>153168190ngl after Novaxx owned him hard at the USO I give him a slight break
>>153168203Ruud and Tien really play like the most NPC tennis players ever
>>153168187>being the healthest, most ethical version of yourself is 'woke'huh?
ben is fun
both these dudes are shitters. Just play sinner vs alcaraz and lets get to clay
>>153168219is it possible to be anything other than a plant based vegan or do you just like buzzwords
>>153168187sleeping nonce!
lmao
Shelton doesn't even scream in like an intimidating way like Baldy or Novaxx. Broccoli head has zero aura
>shelton and his dad are MAGAer shitterswhy do black people think fascists like them lol
FITTTTEEEE
>>153168232>be black or mulatto>have to like bomaliansgood luck australians!
Why do Australian women worship Ben Shelton?
>>153168225Not to be the most healthy, ethical version of yourself.
>>153168231
>>153168236theres very little somalians or abos overall. It's not america where you can be gunned down by some blackie on the street trying to score a lil crack. We also don't have a government that executes its citizens on the street for funsies.
>>153168247australia does have a whole bunch of faggots like you do
>>153168232they know that trump is that nigga? cry
fuck dude bros bro
>>153168255>dutch
best murray
>>153168268>Final 8should've written>BENal Bait
>>153168300Wanker
The Zverev-Tien match will be 4 hours and mostly consist of 45 pass rallies, with an ending score of 7-5, 6-7, 7-6, 5-7, 7-6
>>153168307More like 6-7 6-7 7-6 6-0 6-0 (guess who wins)
>>153140393Isn't learner his last name like japanese names?
>>153141811EOL (English Only Language) works better
>>153168307kid sucked out meddy's life force so he could use it just to torture rat for the latter half of his career
>>153168383The term is EOP, bhai
Every QF match features a lefty. That's rare.
>>153168423so true
Whoever bakes first decides the theme of the next thread :)
>>153168238>Australian
>>153168392>to torture ratI don't understand
No theme pls it’s a gateway to regular op autism
>>153168585>>153168585>>153168585
>>153168221Clay is the worst season though. It brings endless third worlders out of the woodwork to shit up the thread. Also brings out the Fr*nch
>>153168038It's fine. Ruud just feels he needs democratic permission from all global citizens before he pushes himself into greatness and invades Greenland.
