Avies >>153133806
huge day for xheattle
stay cozy during the blizzard, frens!
cutest boy in the league
please tell me whythe puck is past my tenderand im crying with my pads on
>>153144016you came in through the offside change,,, last gameand you'reoffsideoffside
>muhhhh avies
>>153144016>>153144038_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
APOLOGIZE
>>153144042hey wildfan, how are you liking quinn hughes so far? is he still playing 30 minutes? any complaints?when he was on my nuckies he was a fuckin god let me tell ya
>>153144008Cope
Boy I sure wish there was a good place to buy officially licensed merchandise
>>153144120huh? i was just asking you a question man
>>153144136Replied to the wrong post. Oopsies. Fine I guess. Over a ppg and he's still playing 30+. Doesn't matter to me, Billy likely trades him next year for a different haul.
>>153144136Cope machine malfunction. Give him time to reset.
>>153144089
>>153144147I heard rumors that Jack and Luke may jump ship to Minny since NJ is kinda dogshit... If that were to happen I would have to clap for Bill, ngl to lie
>>153144136The American zogbot programming is deeply ingrained
Feels almost guaranteed that we'll get Ivar now, unless there's a complete collapse of the Flams.You just know Nucks will pick MuhKenna leaving Stenberg to us.
>>153144203doubt it, nucks GMs are too swedophilic
>>153144223Knowers understand this was the real beginning of the end of the Canucks.The Pumpkin Patch was only the final straw.
>>153144120>1993It’s actually more like 1990 since a real Canadian team won the cup. They’re called the Montreal Canadiens but they should really be called the Montreal French Canadiens. French Canadiens are Quebecers who all look the same and speak French and have French names. Vancouver, Toronto and Ottawa are full for foreigners. Foreigners are even the majority in Vancouver and Toronto. Only Calgary, Edmonton and Winnipeg are real Canadian teams
>>153144254Calgary has tons of filipinos that's why they go crazy for lady boys there
>>153144254my gramps keeps yelling at me when we watch hockey and says if the habs only had québécois players they'd easily win the cup every year
>>153144290Don’t they usually have a disproportionate number of them anyways?
>>153144254This shit has no place in hockey. Fuck off you pathetic freak.
>>153144254truth nuke
>>153144341? You’re not even Canadien why u mad? I wasn't referring to Swedish players on those teams.
My penguins (:
>>153144340yes but he says that it needs to be "cent pour cent québécois français"
>>153144170>Luke
>>153144170That will never happen. Both are getting 10M/yr iirc
>>153144341
>>153144427Luke is getting 10 milly? jaybus that is kinda an overpay...
>>153144453I guess between the two of them it's 17M. Still a lot for two players who will never be the best player in the league. That of course is picrel.
>>153144399But then who would score, play defense, or be goalie?
>assville>hasb>your islanders
Anywhere I can listen to the games on radio broadcast?
>>153144522The radio
>>153144399I wonder how they would fare against the league if that were all French Canadians. The roster would have an average height of 5’ 8”… which isn’t that bad if they’re skilled. The league went big but we’re seeing more skilled shorter players again these days. I think the team that made it to the finals a few years ago was the shortest team in the league
>>153144522don't think the waves can make it that far
>>153144508kaprizov is fuckin talentedI wish I was talented like him
>>153144543short little fucks are sneaky, see Caulfield with his huge amount of goals
>>153144515The Dabreplan is finally coming to Fruition.
>>153144522radio stations have their own webzones where you can listen to their broadcasts on the internet
its snowing in texas lads call us sunbelt now faggots
saving for posterity
>>153144883/hoc/ is the only webzone for me
>>153145009now you have to delete that post too
>>153144949We had consecutive winters in Florida with snowyet another sign that global warming was another conspiracy theory
we call it climate change here
>>153144949a light dusting or a heavy blanket?
>>153145066is that you, Nicolas Roy?
>>153144949why does texas get snow? I havent seen snow yet this winter
Why are Mild fans so lame? Come out in full force for their shitty ass 'chel team and can't even fill up 2 rows of seats for the world juniors
>hmm, what if we DON'T try to stop the player with the puck from walking into the slot
watching prep school hockey
>>153145094light dusting by your standards >>153145166idk bro
>>153145220what the fuck was protas even doinghe's doing the "fuck this i can't do anything" gesture before boushart even takes the shot
>>153145206nows not a good time to be near ice up there
>>153145206lmao and they call themselves the state of hockey
>>153145206I think it was like $70 for Switzerland-Denmark ass matchups
>>153144870I don’t think this is the Wild’s year. Purgatory franchise stays in purgatory.
>>1531453571993.
>>153145066They can’t even accurately predict tomorrow’s forecast. We went from an ice age is coming to the ozone layer is disappearing to global warming o climate change, the latter conveniently allows them to explain away every rare weather phenomena. Sort of like gradualism vs catastrophism. Gradualists get a blank check to explain everything they want happening slowly over insanely long periods of time even when the evidence implied things happened suddenly. Climate change is a similar blank check. Blank check theories should all be considered garbage and discarded as such. Anyways, I hope the Avs win today and the Leafs fan demoralization continues. Hopefully it’s a shutout or Matthews disappears some more.
>>153145573
>>>the man from St Paul tells a Canadian that there are significant dates in history that they can never erase >that same man from St Paul never considers his own blank check nor his empty sackGo Frosties >THEY'RE GREEEEEEEEAT!!!!!!!
my dabres :)
>>153145322I think he was expecting Chychrun to challenge him instead of covering Draisaitl. Definitely the kind of goal where 4x4 breaks the defensive system by forcing man to man instead of zone or hybrid coverage.
Avies got third in the power rankings… it’s over.
>busthews>panarin>stamkos
>>153145664>yeah, butkwab
this general sucks
Anaheim (3) has more wins and less losses than Vegas (1) if you were wondering
>>153146176Facts
>>153144249....that was from the fucking first trump administration
>>153146184>18-13 in regulation>16-21 in regulationGary's gimmicks don't exist in the playoffs, only Gary's refpuck
>>153145737>>153145258Get a job
>>153146230He just needed more time
>>153146260Do you think I ought to work at a sports magazine or something?>Will you write me a recommendation, please?
has anyone ever pinpointed just what sort of retardation we're dealing with with this one?
>>153146407Mental
>>153146407I think I figured it out for you.. You're canadian!
We love Frankie here
>>153146584
>>153146649Tards do gravitate around other tards.
>he just gave us his "Theory of Tards", and it was inspirational and convinced me to finish my master's degree
I'm struggling out there coach, what do I do?
>>153147094Coach always said keep yer stick on the ice, head on a swivel, and give 110%. Try that.
Hello out thereWe're on the airIt's hockey night toniteAnd the tension growsAnd the whistle blowsAnd the puck rolls down the iceAnd the players bumpAnd the goalie jumpsAnd the fans all go insaneSomeone roars,"Bobby scores!"At the good old hockey game
>>153145975Power rankings are a meme. Plus they’re based on recent performance and the Avs have lost 2 in a row
>scoreless draw in Portland, ME
I like her shirt.
>>153147192thanks for the advice :) >https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=vRvoZyPIYMvpYSTk
>>153147308That's a nifty place to put her microphone
>>153146260he's medically retired
>>153147308>>153147337She knows what she's doing
>>153145975And Red Wings #2. We are so back Wingsbros. I don’t think /hoc/ is prepared for our insufferable and arrogant shitposting
>>153147366To be fair, I am incredibly lazy and entitled>but who the fuck isn't anymore
my avies :)
its game time bros
>>153147420They're not. I've tried to prepare them, but they're incredibly lazy and entitled
Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamanaics, Krak addicts and to all other Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
>>153145998>Ryan Nugent-HopkinsAside from arguably being a bust, I really fucking hate this guy because of his hyphenated two last names. Pick one fucking name, asshole. I don’t care if your mom was a feminist. Tyler Bertuzzi’s last name isn’t even Bertuzzi. The NHL needs to standardize this shit. It looks bad on jerseys. Same with Ekman-Larsson too and any other player with two last names. What a bunch of assholes
>>153147337Audio engineer had a hard time placing that.
>>153147550I'm chemically dependent on Seattle ice hockey
>the hamle of Trois-Rivières
knights play later bro's
>>153147560I suppose you want to take the ring from players like David Kåmpf too, you monster.
>>153147488our avies! :)
>>153147560Unhinged
>three goals in two and a half minutes
>>153147721>four goals =/Why isn't any of this firepower in Boston? Or do the Lions just suck out loud?
Is RNH married? Do his wife and kids have three last names? Or even four?
>>153146371And more men>mr. president, reports indicate that the rebels have 1.5B men marching my way!
>>153147848They're all Nugent-Hopkins
Matthews' cap hit is $650k more than MacKinnon's. Americans really do get paid more
My Habs are a Wild Card team now. Elite no more.
>>153148065>Couldn't beat the Sabres>Couldn't beat the Bruins
>>153147953Are they really? That’s fucking hilarious. What a fucking retard
>laffs
my avies! :)nelson!
>being a hyphenate in the present day
for me, it's avs - leafs on swedish public access television
>>153147560Based
nelly again lol
my avies!! :))nelson!!
>>153148218I would be too if my national league were on a down day
>>153148065That’s what you get for oleingScoreless game? Ole. Tie game? Ole. Down by two? Ole. You lack ole consistency and ole should only be used when your are winning.
Brock Nelson has more goals than Matthews now
gonna need a webm of nelson's first goal going straight into the camera
I'm sad bros
>>153148065Thanks, bro. We'll represent Canada for you
>>153148316yomamasays is DONE.
>>153148297What's your offer?
thats a crazy fuckin gash mate
>>153148354I can't look away
>>153148316Maybe they’ll come back and tie them and lose in OT so they at least get 1 point. This would give them 2 out of 8 possible points in the last 4 games/losses.
Gary's awake
>>153148348a slice of week old hawaiian pizza
Gary
Avs @ Leafs is on Swedish state television and we don't have to endure any ads
>the city of Providence
>>153148354So he tried to kill himself because his team sucks, right?
>>153148413Hopfully Marner wins the cup in vegas and doesn't invite Matthews for strippers and blow
This is what happens when your team sucks and you anger the local native sars and they try to scalp you the wrong way.
>>153148484Who among us can say they have never inadvertently given themselves a concussion while chasing a Roadrunner??? Certainly not I
>>153148524Barbecue deserves better
>>153148524That's a failed brain transplant
>PP for the AvsNo! don't give the laffs a chance to get back into this game.
>>153148547They had to remove his brain during surgery and put it back in like Katsuyori Shibata
>>153148469What do you do during the TV breaks?
>>153148484When they lose today, is he going to get fired? Is there anybody available that’s good who can replace him? Mike Babock’s probably available if they want to give him another try and psychologically torture and bully the players and give Nicolas Roy the most minutes “because he competes”
>Connor and Hudson (from Heated Rivalry) with the Winter Olympic 2026 torches Wholesome
>most dangerous lead in Halifax
>>153148670Ilya Rozanov wouldn't be allowed to play in the Olympics unless the Russian invasion of Ukraine does not exist within Heated Rivalry canon
>Finish shovelling>it's gonna snow for another 14 hours stillFuck this shit
>tfw no bf to enjoy a tuna melt with at the bruins game
>>153148784
>>153148729you could say.... ITS AN AVALANCHE
Will they leave ice hockey alone?
>>153148795buy your own for once!
>>153148729It'll be easier later that you did half of it now
my pens :)
>>153148931Our penguins (:
>>153148902kek is hockey going to continue if shit foes down?
>>153148936based :)
>>153148966Sid the 40 year old boomer unc “the kid”
>>153149014dominating the league like the chad he is
>>153148948>if shit foes down>ifOnly one safe bet
>>153149068French and Latin are both in a common group called "Romance" languages >same differences, though
>>153149068This man spent 3 hours researching his homoerotic fantasy.
>>153147308Lindsay is aware she got sexier as she aged right?
>>153149134That smile says she's getting plenty of dick, so yeah, she gets it
>>153148948Nothing ever happens. But if shit went down, the league would suspend operations and the following season the league would probably be split. The Canadien league would expand with minor league teams. Many Canadien players would leave the US and the few American players would leave Canada. Both leagues would probably both compete for the Stanley Cup but the NHL/American version would be a replica. This would be the only way a Canadien team wins the Stanley Cup again
>the only way
>>153149128I'm a Team Player, the manliest and best soldiers, sportsmen, and bands, were unabasheldy homoerotic for each other.
>>153148902cliff pu is going to prison :(
Where am I
>>153149120French-Filipino fucking, sounds like a match made in heaven, it even rhymes.
>>153149244in gay dungeon apparently
>>153149244Fuck you
>>153143982trips and big bock brock gets the hattie
>>153144203
My leafsies are cooked desuI'm glad my Oilies and Habbies are doing well :)
>>153148902even the American president is worried for Canada's future with hockeylol why did canadians even let it get this bad?
>>153149333Checked and 3pilled. Old Kanto Gym Leader will get the triple.
the white mans sport (curling) is on. you are watching right, /hoc/?
>>153149411/hoc/ watches all things, always>all the time
after paramount officially fucked up the ufc i think im done watching sports altogether
>>153149411i'm watching PWHL
>>153149541I'm watching both and am also a hermaphrodite
>>153149247>"french-filipino fucking" rhymesAmerican education everybody
>>153149541
>>153149541Based, I love cute girls playing hockey
my avies!!! :)))drury!
>laffs>>153149510it was fine retard. much better than a pirated stream or $80 per event.
It even gets far worse for all the Weeabos glazing Japan since the aboriginal Filipinos even look better then the Spanish-Filipino and Mexican-Filipino settlers in the colonial period as their aboriginal Aeta people, Have even more handsome unique features of combining chocolate colored skin with blonde hair NATURALLY.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeta_people
>muhhh avies
Tavares needs to retire
Imagine tacking dicks of hunks that look like this naturally. VGH!
>>153149805
>>153149829They'll trade him back to the Islanders, and they'll win the cup in the next 2 years
Some /hoc/ posters are over on /tv/ posting in the Heated Rivalry thread. What the hell is wrong with some of you?
This is probably a Red Wings fan
>>153149918Nothing wrong with heated rivalry
>>153149918The better question is how is this show popular enough to have a thread on tvFujos will eat up any trash they get
>>153149541our cancelled problematic frosties
>>153149918kek
>>153149892we supposed to know who this is?
>>153149769nope. too many ads. too many early stoppages. too many gay fighters. this is the commercialization we shouldve expected just before the worlds #1 vaccine/israel fan gets to host his fantasy booked ppv in his front yard but i guess i fuck me for holding out hope it wasnt gonna end like this
>>153149892one on the right looks like he gets fucked exclusively by black guys
>>153149873Will you shut the fuck up?
>>153150215Good on you bro, escape the bread and circus, and see the world for what it is
>>153150215Yet you still watched and you're still going to watch the next one like a good little goy.
>>153150366how would i have came to the conclusion that i wont be watching in the future without having watched yesterday?
>>153150201
Real /hoc/ posters watch Ice Wars
>wake up>Hung over>Check hockey scores>>>>LAFFSHow is it possible for a team to be this bad lmao
>>153150420Imagine that you already suspected this might be the outcome however you have no internal bias towards enjoying a UFC or other sporting event.
I hope who ever is managing Ric Flair gets him filming commercial non stop til he kicks the bucket so we can have kino for years to come.
>>153150495They remembered they aren't playing for a cupThe coach firing bump is over, and they went back to business as usual
laffs fanbase is people like justin bieber and steve danglewhy would they even want to win games?
>>153150495>you wanna know how I got these scars?
>>153150251trips and you're also gay
>>153150666holy checkedthat nigga gay
>>153150608h e a t e d
>>153149333>>153150666not bad
>>153150666AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH FUCK YOU
>>153150550There is no excuse for this roster to be this bad. If you swap them with a warm weather team that isn’t under a microscope, they would be a contender. The roster isn’t the problem, it’s the organization, the coaching, the Toronto media, and the fans especially.
>>153150666He speaks the truth
>>153149333checked and 3 pilled, what is a bock althoughbiet
>>153150666Nice one Satan
>>153150666trips and i'm gay
>>153150666hahahaha
>>153150871You wish buddy. Butt move to LA and you could be.
>>153150777So many fucking trips of truth!Also Matthews is a spineless pussy. A captain in name only and hides when the going gets tough both on and off the ice.
>load up stream >1 minute of play>ad break>mute, tab out and get distracted>tab back in 5 minutes later>another ad break playing>rinse and repeatfuck you
>>153150989Tavares should wear the C
>>153151087He doesn't want to anymore.
>>153151087He will, in Anaheim, when they win the Cup.
>>153151087there is a way
kek Berube a mad man pulling a Roy with over 5 mins left.
>>153151087No the position has been sullied
>>153151471They are down three goals, my dude
How is neither team able to score during this clown show lmao
mission accomplished, Brock with the hatty
Hockey mentioned!
SCAAARRRRRRR NELSON HATTY
my avies :Dnelson hatty!!!
Finally!>L4FFS
>>153151716the ccp is going to save hockey from heated rivalries
>>153149333witnessed
>>153151790wtf i love xi now
As foretold in the trips, Brock did the triple lindy. Also,>L4ffs
Does Mark Carney make canadians proud to be canadians
LEAFS DA BEST
>Hurrrr durrr guuuurgh vodka durrrrrrr>Sorry about the shutout, comrade *drools on himself*
>lose the shootoutYou fuckheads
>>153150777Nice pasta, they wish it was the fans faultThey don't have anywhere near the pressure of the average football team in America, much less a soccer team.
>>153151859gary totally failed to grow the game in china
>>153151853No, he makes Rich Boomers happy about their feelings and pensions.
>>153149333
>>153149317jen
It's a proud day for elevens!
>>153152019what happened?
These guys aren't serious
>>153152057Brock Nelson (#11) HattyDomi (#11 on the laffs) also got a goal.
>>153150666Wow
Why did Gary set the last day for games before the Olympic break on the 5th when the opening ceremony is at 2:00 eastern the next day?
>>153152110i knew i saw right, kek wtf
>>153151853There is nothing wrong with wanting to be a backup goalie for Harvard hockey and an apparatchik
lets go kitties
>>153152110>The culture is actually damn good.>t. some ex-GM of a different sport
>>153151890It’s not pasta and I disagree. As a football fan, there is no team with comparable pressure to the way you guys treat the Leafs. Packers fans are insufferable but in a different way and they’re a small market. Soccer outside of NA, yeah probably but we don’t care about soccer, it’s for children and it’s fucking gay. If you took the Avs or Lightning roster and put them in Toronto, they would also underperform. Like I said, the problem with the Leafs is the culture, the organization, the local media, and the fans. It’s not a culture that breeds success which is why the team hasn’t been successful in 60 years. You are part of the problem
leafs suck ass it's an organizational failure
>>153150777The roster is trash and it was even before they drove Marner out
>>153152430Just like my islanders
>>153152110don't even know who these chodes are.
>>153152345it's all about shekel maxxing.
>>153152345hockey players will come out all at once after every country, so they won't come out until 7:00 our time.
>>153149333IT HAPPENED
>>153152345Fuck Gary. Crosby won't be in the ceremony
>>153152345so mark stone would have more time to injure finn players before olympics
>>153152430Brave statement
>>153152797thank you
>>153149626>>153149873Thank You for admiring us Italian-American Gay bro. As a Filipino I like the French too. But as I mentioned in the other thread, in /tv/ , Seth Fedelin is quite a mid Filipino man. When you h have absolute stunners like Misagh Medina Bahadoran. >>>/tv/217579163
>>153152513Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Tavares, OEL, Tanev is trash? You are the trash. The Leafs organization is the trash. Trash organization and trash fans.
>>153152377meow meow
>His surname is native Asian Bahadoran and his mother's surname is Islamized to Christianized Spanish "Medina" from the Medina town in Spain (Named after the Medina of Saudi Arabia, a name spread both to Islamic Spain now Christian and also Islamic Philippines now Christian, both connected via Latin America), yet even when his European-Filipino maternal ancestry is Arabic Moorish Hispanic and his father is an Asian and Filipino he snagged the genetic lottery and has blue eyes. He plays for the Philippines' national Football Team.
Our Sennies getting ready to get embarrassed again. Maybe after this it'll fast-track getting rid of Green
Senators are going to play some fucking guy who hasn't played through an entire game game yet and has a .688 and 16.67 GAAThis is gonna go well
>>153149355De Luçonhttps://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioc%C3%A8se_de_Lu%C3%A7onPour Luçonhttps://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu%C3%A7on_(Philippines)
Trouble in Laffland?
the good guys play soon
>>153153167
Eskrima x L’escrimehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lameco_Eskrimahttps://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/EscrimeWe perfectly fit French bros.
>>153153245I wish they never resigned that fag, I can't stand his attitude, he will never lead a team to a cup, all he can do is score
>>153152990Soccer is gay
>>153153245>immediately hidesWilliam "Turtle" Nylander
>>153153308Rake the entire org.
>>153153308This is great. Big fuck you to the media and fans.
>>153153372It's Futbol you Cretin. America is the only country in the world which calls a sport that focuses on the feet manipulating a ball "Soccer" while hands holding a ball is "American Football". God!
>>153152960>Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Tavares, OEL, Tanev is trash?Yeah.
>>153153452It’s called football because it’s played on foot to differentiate from horseback sports like polo. Seriously.
>>153153452God damn has anyone ever told you to shut the fuck up fag?This is a hockey thread you fucking idiot
>>153153245>>153153308Can't wait to hear what real Kypers and Bourne have to say about this. They already hate Nylander
>>153153573Alright, hopefully the Leafs agree with you and trade them all for picks (not Marner obviously since he’s already gone). I’ll gladly take any of those guys if they fit in the cap. I stand by what I said earlier, you take that roster and put them on a better-run US team with a low key fan base and they’re a cup contender
>>153148704Kek. The show is set in 2008-2017 but the book author says she'll write more with the characters. Conscription drama never though, those cowards.
Hockey is not for everyone, fuckin faggots are disgusting if my son was gay I'd beat him and then throw him out a moving car on the freeway
>Was actually smart enough to move to a better team that has a chance to win a CupWas this the smartest thing a laffs player has ever done?
>>153153794based
>benis
>>153153794ABSOLUTELY BASED
>bitch farmer in charge of putting it into the net when the goalie is on his ass
>>153153896This man is a massive racist who loves poppies
>>153153818I do think he was the way forward over the other three, but his dad has an iron grip on his career, and he got burned hard by Shartcock and all the other heads at the time, they still cry plenty in Vegas, but at least they care significantly less about him thereTo the detriment of his (dad's) ego
Gary bailing his baby out already
>>153148670sick of these gayniggers
Why did the Devils think it was a good idea to get this guy again
>>153154001Just like my taliban
/KRAK/
It took 5 years, but the kraken have finally beat the devils in regulation, gg debbies
>>153154272hockey is gay
>>153154845Congartulationd
based sens taking the most retarded penalties possible back 2 back
>>153152920Nah I love you guys. I want all my Great Latin Empire Slaves, I mean, "Citizens" to be loved!Lol!
Who says a tiny canadian nymphet can't motivate a squadron of aggressive hulking ogres?Apologize to mommy Jecka.
>>153155150she likes women
>>153153075UwU Daz so cute Flip bro I hope you get the Frenchie dude.
>>153155199So she's Bi
>>153153738>if they fit in the capThat's the real trick, now isn't it? Between "We can and we will" and Matthews taking short term contracts to maximize his earnings, none of the >laffs core has been both good value and in their prime.
>>153155295nope
pens playing soon :)
Welcome home Kindel! Hope he's just as excited as I am to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey.
boomer acquaintance i know is sad aj is retiring soon
down by 2 >:(
Uuuuh Copey?
>>153156461>now it's 3AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153156447CORRECTION!!!>3
>Toronto couldn't beat this
>>153156461It's the weekend. He's busy waging.
Blackhawks
>>153156447I think you mean 3Adin is over the Hill
>>153156532That's awfully clever
The Guys doing the pregame show on the radio want the Canucks to offer Malkin a 1 year/$10m contract if he hits FA to make the rebuild next year more enjoyable to watch.
What the fuck is he doing
>>153156572sorry nuckies you're getting Laine
>>153156572Are they at least entertaining you?
CHINAKOV SCAAAARRRR
>>153156767Not so fast...
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE GAMES.IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HE SCORED, HE SCOREDBUUUUUULLLLLLSSSHHIIIIIIIITTT
>>153156835over who
>>153156822well goddamit
>>153156887Check the website anon
>>153156461Not him but Hill needs to get traded, fucker had his one and done in the cup run.
>>153156598Being fat
>>153157057I'd torrent her Murphy
>veg4ss
What the fuck is Hill doing?
>4-0KWAB
>>153157057better picture
The Sarnia legionaries are now 0-37-0. How much is it to buy a junior b team?
>>153157351
>>153157488Why are you asking us? Call the local sports rag and ask them instead, they know better than we would
>>153157893
>Vega5
kek whhats happening in ottawa?
Good thing we arent bringing this dude to the olympics
sennies are blasting their ass
>ve6as
>blow a 3 goals lead to the Preds>rip Veg7s a new asshole two games laterWhy are my Sensies like this?
WE WANT TEN!
MITCH HELP
0-7AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>153158403This all started because he couldn't bury it in a wide open net on a penalty shot btw
big saves by skinner
THIS WASN'T THE DEAL GARY!
>game remains 0-0, 4:20 into the 2nd period
vegASS
SCAAR MALKIN
>NOOOOO THAT ONE WAS TOO FAST FOR ME
is it bad to lose 7-0 to the ottawa senators, a team that has almost never been good and is certainly not good now
>>153153308Nylander is lucky there is a huge snowstorm in Toronto right now otherwise that picture would be on the front pages tomorrow.
Do they pull the goalie with 8 minutes to go or do they just sit back and accept their fate?
SCAARRR
Do Penguins fans miss Marcus Pettersson?
>>153158999i forgot his first name
>>153158728I guess there's nothing too shocking besides Kings/Blackhawks beneath the Rangers, and while I knew the Devils inherited the Rockies/Scouts I didn't know they were serving up straight terrorism
Vegasbros we did it
>>153159154that trade is paying off already!
Rasmus Andersson showing off that Flames attitude. No one beats them 7-0
>>153148065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuT5gqg23Ig
The absolute state of Nevada
BREAKING: There is a wave currently going on in Rogers Arena.
>Does literally nothing>Wins>Does literally nothing>LosesThe Man of Many Faces, Mitch Marner.
KWAB
>>153159388nice nylander digitskwabalsoPENS SCAAARR
Avalanche is winning the cup
>>153159490they'll be a first round exit
>>153159541
>>153156935I miss web1.0 so much
>>153159452Kino goal, camera blew up lel
yeah gn /hoc/
so is ullmark healthy now?
>>153159573I wish I was waiting for the 3D tour of the Glendale Arena to load on my dialup connection
>>153159605hyvaa yota
>>153159556they aren't making playoffs
>>153159608Yeah, he dicked his wife hard enough for her to forgive him
>>153159747What did he have to do for his teammates to forgive him?
>>153157351do your thing, /b/
>>153159747a good dicking is truly the solution to all of life's problems
>>153159760gave them all sloppy locker room bjs
my knighties got btfo bro's
>>153159872It's only barely freezing here I'm gonna walk to the beer store and smoke weed
>>153159893the gym was practically empty today
Here is the result of the top team in the Pacific Division vs the Bottom team in the Atlantic DivisionVery powerful message here.
>>153159954nobody from the pacific should be in playoffs
>>153160001so close(｡◕‿‿◕｡)
my nuckies :(
>snes raped vegass How
>>153160294the mitch effect
>>153160174
>>153160023And yet 5 teams from there will make it
>>153160325at least celebrini will finally experience playoffs
>>153159954I don't mind overtime, but I still don't see any reason the loser should get a point for it. Other sports can do away with ties without bribing the losers.
there is NO interference here
>>153160357based and also the olympics
I didn't know Nick Bonino was on the Penguins staff, that's neat!
>>153159490They’ve been mid for weeks. Did you just look at their overall record?
>>153160375meanwhile bedard can go on vacation
>>153160432kek how the hell have the blackhawks failed to build around Bedard after 3 fucking yearswhat a miserable failed attempt at a rebuild
>>153160432he can "go on" my "vacation" anytime he wants
H O O B OOB
>>153160369I don't think that game went to overtime, anon
adam foote has the most unenviable job in the whole dang league
C O S T C O OSTCO
I'M BLUEGH DA BU DI DA BU DAI
>shitsby
>>153160552I remember when he was a player the Avs used to have a foot on their shoulder
>>153160592some say it's a coincidence, as for me? I think not.
>>153160514No. Vegas just has a ton of loser points this season.
>>153160619yeah they're all footfags
>>153160552why? he already know the season is a wash and he's getting sacked next year. just show up and collect the cheques
>>153160369It's because 3x3 or a shootout aren't real hockey. Of course that means that those wins should be worth only 1 point, to encourage teams to win in regulation.
holy fuck boys just got 3 stars in the lunch race cup on insane difficulty in slime racers 3. super stoked right now.
>robbed by skinneryeah that pretty much sums up the canucks season
I guess Rust just has a murderous hatred for Boeser or something
catties scarrrr
>Boeser assassinated just as the game ends>stream abruptly cuts outWhat exactly is Gary up to?
>>153161036gary had jimmy hoffa murdered and buried under scotiabank arena to cast a voodoo spell on >laffs
>>153161036Same old story as when he activated Boeser's blood clots during their last playoff run. He's just jealous of Boeser's handsomeness
>>153160833Maybe, but then the answer isn't loser points; it's to make peace with their decision not to have ties and that a winner has to be decided somehow. I'd be okay with 5 on 5 before a last resort shootout. I don't love 3 on 3, but it does tend to speed up scoring, and every team already knows they need plans in place for different number configurations.
lmao why did the soilers give up Stu Skinner to my Penguins (:
Holy shit flames are so dirty
>>153161126the skinner dinner combo was getting old
We did it again
hawks scarrr
>>153161223You fucked up the tank again?
>>153161235You cut it out
>>153161268SOMEBODY STOP CROSBY!! SUBBAN CAN'T BREATHE
>>153161268CrosGod has a gold waiting for him in Milan. Why is he hampering his teams future?
>>153160552Adam Foote is best friends with Tony Hand
in a long day of kwabbings this still seems egregious
kitties scarr
I wonder what the Craig Conroyplan is
kitties scarrrr nice goal
>>153161997>3 shots on goalwhat the actual FUCK lolWe ain't quackin tonight boys
poor bedard. everything was going great with him at the start of the season and now it's just back to shit
>>153162360they're up to five nowon pace for ten
>>153162388WOW...They're improving
So what’s Wolfs excuse gonna be now
JUST KIDDING BOYS.. WE'RE QUACKING2 goals on 8 shots.It's about quality not quantity (and wolf sucks)
>>153162360Tie game the flams are bad at hockey
clapclap clap clap clap clapclapclap
don't turn your back on the wolfpac
>>153162549diarrhea he had some bad taco bell before the game
>>153162549The sun was in his eyes
>>153162549The puck is moving faster than I can keep up with?
another win for Skinner
>>153162549he has to live in alberta. living with national traitors must be tough on his mental health.
>>153162687skingang we're rocking and rollin out there
Refpuck in calgary
If only Zayne Parekh was playing. He'd make these quacks call him saar
>>153162791when isn't it?
>>153162831The stick that got lifted never hit the puck. The stick that put the puck in the net was never high. But hrrr durr refs are never wrong ass review
>>153162723But Wolf is an American. Why would he care about Alberta's CIA infestation?
kitties scarrrr empty nettergg blackhawkbros
Wolf may not be the superstar we thought
How the fuck are the ducks tied with 10 shots on goal?
Inb4, "Wolf is actually starting his Officer Bob in Florida Arc" cope.
>>153163003>>153162972
My penguins won 4 in a row (:
>>153162898sorry that happened duckbro, fuck the flames and reffies
>>153163089how are the habs supposed to trade for crosby if the penguins are in the playoffsplease sid think of the habs
>>153163122Retard
Rust probably getting suspended for that elbow
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