/krak/
>>153163591You mus be the only fuckin idiot in the city thinkin about hockey right now
My penguins (:
>>153163693yep :) though I just heard fireworks so the seahawks must have won
>>153163383 it probably wasn't very necessary of him to do so yeah
>>153163591/shit/
>>153163845Cope
>>153163591
>>153163845and run by retards
*honk honk honk*>lets go flames*honk honk honk*>lets go flames*honk honk honk*>lets go flames
this game is way too orange and red
Flaaaaaaames
>The NHL is looking at this William Nylander incident, per sources. It's possible the #leafs forward will face punishment for flipping the middle finger at the broadcast camera during today's game.
>>153164231lol
>>153164174they're gonna make mistakes
C O R N A T OORNAT O
>>153164231Please tell me this is real
>>153164231flip the bird means you eat the turd. Don't be breaking the rules Willie.
>>153164231When dissent hardens into defiance, the leader must act swiftly, lest disorder teach others to follow.- Sun Tzu
I know theyre also playing like shit but we got jewed out of a goal and loser point
>>153164381
These refs know they are allowed to call penalties against the Ducks, don't they? Lord knows they'll only be too happy to call Ducks penalties tomorrow night.
>>153164489Bitch stfu the only reason you have a lead is because of a pulled goal and a power play
they should compress the schedule even more. I want to see back-to-back-to-backs, and days off are only for travel. no practices, only games.
>>15316452582 games over 82 days lets go
At least 3 clear penalties by the Ducks have gone uncalled. I see the refs are saving all the Ducks infractions to call tomorrow night.
>>153164525I want to see two games a day from the same team. One game is what, 2-3 hours all in all? Most people work 8 hours every day.
>guy on the organ playing ducktales
>>153164553As a duck we love it.
>>153164476get fucked, Faglander, I hope you are traded this season for someone(s) who give a shit to win
>>153164552exactly, and a player only works for 20-30 minutes a game! that's weak shit they should be able to play at least 10 games per day
>>153164525Do it baseball style, play 2 to 3 game series back to back against the same teams
>shots 15-32 >score 3-3 W O L F OLF
nylander can just say it was a finger malfunction
>>153164659
>get refpuck>still be tied >complain about refpuckFlams
clean or nah?
>>153164712F L A M E S
>>153164728
And with the secured overtime point, the Flames have now eclipsed the Jets for 13th overall in the West.
you get a point!and YOU get a point!EVERYBODY gets a point!
>>153164728Considering he cocked his elbow back like two feet from him then unleashed it directly to his face I don't think I can say that was clean.
>>153164846gary loves his league's "parity"
>>153164659remember when that bruin flipped off the habs fans in 2011?
>>153164553I love the fact we have organists at all the games still. There is no such thing in Aussie sports but it's such a wonderful tradition.https://youtu.be/UpIcDi54ru0?si=xAS6EQ7UY-pvAQHJ&t=34
>>153164849yeah he straight up locked and loaded it, maybe boeser pissed in his cereal before the game or something
>sorry I'm a MASSIVE faggot and hate all the people paying my salary, come to the game on Tuesday!
>>153164884yeah it was based, players take so much abuse from the crowd they should be allowed to give it back
get fucked flames
but i thought wolf was elite
>>153164948>saves gif
>>153164659>>153164948>i hate it when it does that
MY Duckies with the rookie hat trick
>>153165015how exciting
at least rust didn't elbow chytil
>>153165043Mexicans and burritos>Somalians and daycare fraud
Huomenta but the opposite Next week is going to be great :)
>>153165055somali food is pretty good idk
>>153165055What makes you think that he's on your side with this racist maga bullshit? Just fuck off holy shit, fuck off from this thread and never come back
>>153165111Take your meds sweeden
Blackhawks
This senneke guy is pretty good. He's no bedard or celebrini, but not bad
>>153165137i'm old enough to remember that earlier in the season they were looking like they could make the playoffs
>>153165095Ah yes so delicious
>>153165148Better than bedard, time will tell the tale vs celebrini
it's up
>>153165230Why do laffs fans allow him to even exist?
This book isnt accurate at all how NGL players fuck each other
>>153164489ducks are too cute to be punished
>>153165237I think he only exists because of laff fans, he's basically a demon that was manifested into realspace by the culmination of all the worst laff fan tendencies
>Drew Doughty has zero points and is a -12 in 11 games played since being named to Team Canada's 2026 Olympic roster.
looking like it's going to be a gorgeous day for the outdoor game next week
>>153165404He's such a dipshit
>>153165178bedard has better lips though
>>153165277As a duck bullshit. More often then not we are catching phantom calls left and right. Refs just weren't really calling anything at all tonight both ways.
>>153165455They don't call him Due Doughty for nothing
>>153164916>love willysounds like Rachel Reid
>>153165458Shut up fag
>>153165435gary will dust the arena with asbestos to simulate a snowy day like he did in the florida rags game
>>153165460your typing skills are impressive!
>>153165471
>>153165404doughty is just saving himself for the olympics, probably doesn't care at all about the kongs games right now
>>153165468lol I love this clip. So fucking funny he can't handle the puck then just gets smashed
another great pun by gary on the gary dot com website
PITIFULLAUGHABLEONCE AGAIN SILENT
>>153165592Vegass got fucking bummed and copey didn't even show up
>>153165665gotta sell those cellphones bro
Sennecke's teammates creampied him after the game during his interview
>>153165683lmao he wishes
>>153165683hot
>>153165683Haha.. you're all dirty now.. hit the showers
>>153165733I miss McGuire, he was a straight-up G
>>153165759For all his flaws, he really did love hockey
>>153165759>arrives in ottawa>drafts tyler boucher>leavesBeast mode
>>153165791Yeah, such a shame he has to live the rest of his life in a maximum security prison... what he did to that family... I don't even want to think about it.
>>153165806he was a beast back in his youth as an athlete too
>>153165683I love California hockey so much...
>>153165903Lets kick the oilers out and have the ducks and sharks make it
You guys member when Sennecke was considered a reach on draft night at #3 overall? Also, friendly reminder that Sennecke is a germanized Polish surname.
>>153165990I haven't cared about the draft since 2021
>>153165990If you redraft by points him at #3 is pretty spot-on so I guess it's a rare moment where the scouts were right after the first pick
>>153165990even he looks surprised he was taken at 3
>>153165957My penguins (=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOyR7BliN-AIt's up
Wow I didn't know Vegas was THAT bad
>>153166175Her nose is a bit fucked but I wouldn't mind a night with her
>>153166197And Toronto managed to lose to that
Is this boarding? To me it looks like he intentionally pushes his arms into the glass to make noisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6voWly6iK0
Which team has the best ice and why is it minnesota?
>>153166370Definitely boarding
>>153166378
Since Vancouver traded Hughes, Brock Boeser is -18 in 21 games
>>153166430Sad
>>153166378>mad >at ice
>>153165903But >we have Frondell, so now you have to be a Blackhawks fan.
Fucking work keeping me from my ducks.
>>153166434great work by nemec on that play
>kitties are undefeated since Chucky's return in games where Bob doesn't invoke the wrath of Christ against money-changers in the Temple
>>153166460I wonder if the guy who made this ducky video has made any others like it
i honestly dont even know how that bald swedish retard still has his job and isnt even on any sort of hot seat after the miller trade the hughes trade and the way he handled bruce. you cant possibly see what he is doing and tell me gary is sabotaging certain teams.
>>153166482Gary was always going to get them to the playoffs
>mr crosby saar we remember>redeem the golden goal saar
>>153166499Damn, it's been 4 years since they hired him
What the hell did they want Marner for
>>153166430Boeser has never been able to catch a break-started his career with his father dying with dementia-promising start to his career but was injured in a freak accident in practice (fell into an open door at the bench) that made it so he was never the same-finally has a injury free year and it's his best with 40 goals, but then gets blood clots in his legs during a very promising playoff run, canucks then lose to the oilers in round 2-signs long term with the canucks, right after the team implodes and go from contender to bottom of the league-gets elbowed in the head for no reason at the end of a game that didn't matter Poor bastard-
>>153166539>fell into an open door at the benchI thought that was during a game. Didn't Clutterbuck do it?
>>153166516That from tonight? Those kids weren't even born yet, fuckin liars they are
>>153166459Great player, looking forward to seeing him in the 'Chel
>>153166547Oh right yeah I must have been thinking of somebody else
>>153166516look at the hopeful one over his other shoulder. she can dream but I don't think it's going to happen :3
>>153166558It's really a crazy flukehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKYArWF__c>breaks a vertebrae>trainer walks him off the ice instead of carting him offOnly the best for Aquaman
>>153166547Gotta watch out for open doors
>>153166590goddamn that fuckin brutal
Is it time to give up on this season? Sure seems so.
>>153166590Goddammit Virtanen, first you kill Boeser's back by not shutting the door and then you grape some slag at a hotel and get kicked off the team. Truly a cursed man who cursed the team
>>153166610Don't do it anon, it's not too late. Also you should stand by your team.
>>153166610Ovi needs to retire give Wilson the C and stop playing this low scoring play from behind type of game
>>153166637I'm sure he'll be gone after this season, I think all those years of having pregame Subway sandwiches have finally caught up to him and he knows it. Plus he wants to end his career playing in the KHL so he needs at least a little bit of gas left in the tank.
>>153166530his name cracked them up
>>153164231
>>153166610tompson has been invisible this season...
>>153166610No we need 3 picks and a prospect for Panarin
>>153166694who the hell are these guys??
>>153166694is that biznasty?
>>153166729think they asked me for a lighter at the bus stop
>>153166729Chris Tanev, William Nylander, is that Patrick Mahomes in the back?
>>153165230What did he say about Nylander flipping the bird?
>>153166790Fucking WHO??
>>153166803That's Adam Driver to the left, Matt Damon on the right, and Dakota Joshua of the Toronto Maple Leafs standing up behind them because they won't let him have a seat.
business idea: Minnesota Frost change the name of the Penalty box to ICE detention center
>>153166896holy fuck, you're so fucking funny anon
>>153166539>signs long term with the canucks, right after the team implodes and go from contender to bottom of the leagueNot really right after. He could've signed anywhere else this off-season but he chose to stay in that shit-show
>>153166483Yes actually.
>>153166483>>153167080I took a stab at it :3
>>153167155Thats not a duck
utah mother fucking sucks
>>153167257Tusks UP!
>>153167257Just Like My Islanders
>swedes are waking upi'm out
>>153167155AI is getting too good wtf
>>153167241Yeah it was meant to be a bear version. Bear for Bruin. Doesn't have the same charm as a duck.Here I tried to make on for Tampa Bay.
>>153167290It's important that we stay familiar with it because of how quickly it's improving. You can't risk losing your ability to identify it. I see AI shit on youtube all the time and there might be thousands of comments from boomers and nobody is recognizing that it's AI. and they're all videos that stoke hate and divisiveness.
>think i'm making progress in injustice 2>play their faggy little multiverse single player fag mode they make you play>lose 23 matches in a row to some faggot character on the 3rd lowest difficulty settingFuck this faggot game.
>>153167316Stop playing Goyslop and stick to games that improve your brain such as quiz games and chess
>>153167312Shit is so depressing man
>>153167312I can't tell the real girls from the ai girls on instagram anymore
>>153167155That's pretty good. What are you using to make this?
>>153167316told you the first one was better
>>153167312I bet you mean the AI court cases from Americahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/-czj1indaEs
>>153167356yeah people need to be a little more critical but I won't hold my breath waiting for that to happen>>153167419I haven't encountered this yet as I don't use instagram but interesting>>153167425I use the Bing Image Creator. For videos you can choose high quality (which says it make take several hours) or the quick quality which takes like 30 seconds to make a clip. I used the quick 30 second option
>>153167458yes those and also the karen ones. there's been this huge influx in fake clips that foment dissatisfaction and disgust with society, clearly these are being churned out by certain 50¢ armies as part of the continual effort to erode cohesion
dabres :)
>>153167458AI is also making its way into actual courtrooms, which is pretty bad since hallucinating precedent for an argument is kind of a no-no.
>>153167290Remember the early days of stable diffusion?We're fucked as a species
>>153167419Maybe that can at least partially cure hoeflation? Idk. Perhaps the silver lining will be that girls struggle to keep up with a torrent of bot accounts
>>153167419My boomer co-worker shows me AI girls on instagram and every time I point it out he doesn't refuses to believe it's AI
>>153167512I mean, it's not fantastic. Pretty hit or miss.
>>153167535lol women aren't going to become less choosy if men become bigger incels. they will simply get their own ai husbandos if they're that desperate.
>>153167544what was the request that led to this?
>>153167442All 2d fighting games are shit. I'm going back to dead or alive.
>>153167566>two handsome NHL players (one of them is a boston bruin and the other one is a new york ranger) figure skating as a couple on a hockey rink under spotllightsI wanted something new and splashy to post for the game tomorrow but I don't think I will be using it.
>>153167573heated. that does sound like something ai would have a lot of trouble with. maybe they could just spin.
>>153167585yeah it has their bodies all morphing into one like two T-1000s. I wouldn't expect it to be able to interpret what the hell is going on with figure skating
>>153167591especially with pairs/ice dance. a lift viewed without a real ability to process 3d space would seem like a weird shapechanging monstrosity. it looks like that's what it's trying to simulate.
Thanks Gary!
>>153167612yeah it basically made what my cat thinks is going on when she sees pairs figure skating
>>153167560Not necessarily less choosy, but perhaps take some of the demand out of the free money they get from their simp armies.
It's livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Npk3CY_Tuo
>>153167678
>>153167762
>Tfw Foppa will never give me his Easton Synergy
>Canada sold out their own kind.>Now they suck at hockeyHuh....
>>153168106explains why the best americans cant win without us
>>153168113Yeah someone has to beat you
>>153168118beat us...?
>>153168124I don't think that was for a Stanley Cup.
>>153168130canada doesnt compete for the stanley cup, retard
>>153168135I have actually noticed this over the years. I must be a hockey historian.
>>153168147yeah, your retardation is a dangerous trend
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>153168258
>>153168269literally who?
>wakes up>spams laffs all day>literally cannot recognize one of their best playersThe embodiment of /hoc/
>>153168312Well okay keep your secrets
>>153168312>laffs
>>153168269Vegass rapes laffs. Snes rape Vegass. Is this the new meta?.
>>153168367yes, since the laffs rape the snes
>>153168373Source?
>>153168499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYpQBRl2aBw
>>153168524Heroic play by Willie Styles. It felt like Ottawa was gonna score any second there until he got the empty netter. And knowing the Laffs, the season would have ended the next game for them.
>>153168499
>>153168538>a swede is the only player with heart on the laffs Sad
>>153168665>>a swede is the only player with heart on the laffsThat's always been the case.
>>153168665>No Cups>heartNo
>>153168675
>>153168665"swede"
>>153168675*checks playoff series wins since 2000*Makes sense
Is your point that having passion doesn't win cups? In that case you might be right. Looking at the soulless Pantards winning twice in a row while McJesus who just genuinely loves hockey gets fucked by Gary, at the end of the day we're just watching scripted television.
>>153168801Is that why there's so many wrestlefags here?
Kanye became a Nazi because he had CTE maybe that explains the Bobby Hull thing too
So now that the new coach bump has expired, what do we do with the >laffs?
>>153168862I thought it was because of Internet porn
>>153168801No, you just think shit teams are good. They're not.
>sips
>>153168804wrestlechads, actually
How good was Biz? I dont even remember him playing at all. At least he is le funny guy on broadcast
>>1531692474th line at best
>>153169247terrible. a middling nhl enforcer.
>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=_k4NhecN8LxqkYgH keep your stick on the ice lads
>>153168876Just keep laffing, as ever.
Wayne Gretzky is 65 years old today
>>153169397My coach always told me it's not worth winning if you can't win big
>>153169416Happy birthday Goat!
>>153169416Chud
I told my coach I didn't ask.
>laffs
Sabres play the >laffs tomorrow :)
>>153169416Happy Birthday, Wayne.
>>153169416He can finally retire with full pension.
haven't caught a game since the preseason, I only have one questiondo we still call them that here?
>>153169523Marners? Of course we do
>>153169471That's why you got benched for the big game
>>153169722They lost without me.
>>153169811Didn't ask
is gary setting up the red wings to job against the avalanche for the owl to get millennial nostalgia bucks?
Red Wings mentioned.
knights play tomorrow
knights got drilled by ottawa last night
>>153170202I bet they would lose to Vancouver even
red wings? more like ded wongs
>>153170202true that shit was gay KWAB
>>153164569He’s flipping you off you know. I think Nylander wants to win. Just not in Toronto because it’s a garbage franchise
>>153170229>laffs
>>153170338have a playoff series win more recent than detoilet
bud1
>>153167257fraid so
>>153169439My coach told me to work hard
>>1531703931967
>>1531704582013
obama was president the last time the ded wongs won something in the playoffs
>>1531706041 9 6 7
>>153170604obama era hockey was kino
smells like 1993 in here
>>153170604LBJ was the president the last time the laffs won the cup and Canada was still like 20 years from being disconnected from England
>>153170600The Red Wings won 4 cups and went to 6 finals since the Leafs last won a cup or even went to the finals in 1967. They made the playoffs 24 seasons in a row in 25 years before they became a poverty team. Don’t pretend the Leafs weren’t a poverty time missing the playoffs for ten years. Poverty is the price of success, especially a run like the Wings had. In the Leafs case though you haven’t had any real success since 1967
>>153170736>>153170749who said anything about the laffs?
bud won 1380 times since 04/17/22
>>153166468Is Nemec good? I don't watch the Devils
>>153170812TML genny
Will a Canadian team ever win the Stanley Cup while Canada is still an independent nation?
Not only did Dahlin's wife have total heart failure but the heart failure caused her to miscarry.That's fucking brutal, I'm shocked he came back as quick as he did.
>>153170946>Will a Canadian team ever win the Stanley Cup'Fraid not.
Give it to me straight hoc
>>153171071What the hell
>>153171071and people will still say HWD is a myth
>>153171071kwab go flames
>>153171071he'll just knock her up again, plus he probably has like 10 bastard children
my wife miscarried and Im basically going to have to leave her as a result, as she doesnt want to try to have kids again. Sad stuff
https://x.com/NHLPlayerSafety/status/2015847033794392571?s=20
whoa wtf dahlins wife isnt even white. now i understand why the swedish paper boy didnt respect him.
wonder what mike hoffman's wife thinks about dahlin's wife's toxic womb
>>153171182Pittsburgh’s Bryan Rust will have a hearing tomorrow morning for an illegal check to the head against Vancouver’s Brock Boeser.
>>153171071That’s brutal and sad to hear
OC
>>153171071It wasn't him who had heart failure. And what good would he do slouching around at home?
>>153171143Sean Higgins graces us with his psychotic disregard for human life.
>>153170851better than puke poos
>>153171254Typical Vince, he hears things only after theyve been reported by 20 other people first
>>153171254Should just tear it down at this point also didn’t know he was on the rags
Dahlin's wife nearly dies and he loses a newborn and he's playing a month into the seasonSpencer Knight was MIA for 2 years due to having ADHDAmerican zoomers are cooked numales
>>153171180Boo this man
>>153171319Ullmark just vanished for a month because he had a mental breakdown over not being able to cuddle with Swayman anymore.
>>153171333Nah he's right to do so
Darche is smart and Islanders fans should have faith in him
If an NHL player was hearing voices and talking to himself level of crazy, they would label it an upper body injury which I guess would be technically true
>>153171425classic lehner
These teams should start the rebuild immediately.
https://www.clearygottlieb.com/news-and-insights/news-listing/hall-of-famer-mark-messier-wins-6-2-million-national-hockey-league-arbitral-award54what the fuck is this just heard about it from our buddy shannoni hate everyone in this, what an abortion of a contract to put down on paper
>>153171528
if you're famous like dahlin and an athlete there's no reason for you not to be knocking up like 10 different girls for vast numbers of kids like elon musk. if one girl doesnt work you have like 10 others to jizz into and product strong hockey players
>rags fans thinking they are about to get a huge return for carson soucyThese people get dumber by the day
>>153171607There's something in the water over there
>Hearing Wallstedt for Trocheck. #mnwild got their number 1 center for the playoffs
>>153171620#sad
>>153171620why the fuck would you do that
Hey /hoc/ what should I spend my NEETbux on next month?
>>153171607literally who
>>153171628Which pick/s will Dallas trade? Evander Kane isn't worth more than a 6th round but I bet it's a 2027 2nd.
>>153171652A dildo
>>153171647they have to appease quinn jewish or else he is walking away for free in 2 seasons
>>153171665I'm not an Oilers fan
>>153171690mitch has a job, bud.
>>153171652Food and rent. If you have something left over, put them in a savings account.
>>153171666based, if I was a good player I would get my team to hire all of my friends and relatives
The top Pacific division team vs the bottom Atlantic teamWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>153171741PITIFULLAUGHABLEONCE AGAIN SILENT
>>153171698Was it to only get 1 shot on goal last night? kwab
If hoc doesn't straighten up I'm gonna flip you all off.
Skinner 7-1 in his last 8 gameswho is getting a skinner dinner next?
why are the trees exploding
>>153172067It has something to do with water expansion I think.
>>153172067It's a decidious jihad
Did someone say expansion?
>>153172067
>>153172067The artillery is set to explode just below the tree tops so that their is more debris and shrapnel
>>153172103What American state should get a team next?
>>153171652put it in an S&P index
>>153172067frost won
>>153172067isengard chimping out again
>>153171071Vax status?
>>153171071F
>>153171116you can make it but you're going to have work extremely hard
>>153171116>Give it to mewhat trb told bud on that chilly easter evening
>>153171071That's awful for him and his family, I hope his wife will be alright. Rest in peace, little one. Too pure for this world.
how do we fix owen power?
>>153172447change his name to Max
>>153172447what is broken?
>>153172456Jen
>>153172460he sucks at his job which is to play NHL hockey despite being picked first overall
>>153172510Powers for Lafreniere straight up
Sennie bros...are we back?
>>153172655No.
>>153172655Making the ploffs? Nodabbing on shit westoid teams? Always
>>153163693The only man in a sea of tens of thousands of stinky femcel goonette puck bunnies
>>1531726552007 repeat?
>>153172655Ullmark will come back and carry >us to the playoffs to earn himself the Bill Masterton
>>153171265I like sean higgins becase I am mad john gaudruae left the flames, but we all know he did it to appease his cunt wife meredith, so its better he is dead and meredith has to suffer the rest of her life every time she sees her kids faces kwab go flames
>>153172819proxy off trb
>>153171652suede loafers, gucci horsebits if you can swing it
trb's support and admiration for sean higgins sickens me to my stomach
>>153172826I'm a Flames season ticket holder bud I can feel how I want about the situation (I'm objectively correct btw)
>>153172872>bud I can feel how I want about the>bud [...]o[...]n[...]e2truebud did 1
>>153172906Chicago shouldn't be parallel with San Jose, Montreal, and Anaheim.
>>153171628Kane a gambling head case, good that he is going to a trash team
>>153172655Nah you just beat abunch of ass clowns
>>153172923ummmm... butt anon give them 10 more years and their rebuild might be completed
>>153172906this graph makes no sense and was made by numalesthe san jose sharks have a terrible bright future? what does that even fucking mean? Vancouver, who just traded for a bunch of kids and are going to get a top 3 pick, has a terrible bad future? Stop posting this gay shit anon
>>153173154gavin mckenna is a bust
>Vancouver, who just traded for a bunch of kids and are going to get a top 3 pick, has a terrible bad future?yes
>>153172906No Man's Land was a movie about the Bosnian War
Top 3 pick in a dogshit class
>>153172906>mammoth are as big of cup contenders as the panthersretard
>>153168711At least Sundin got them to a conference final
>>153172655No. The Atlantic division is too competitive. The Senators should move to the Metropolitan to share the canadian teams among divisions.
>Shit games on tonight AGAINthank you Gary. Your genius knows no bounds.
why did gary and his lackeys stop crying about the ice in italy after 1 day?
>>153173346you’re welcome
What games are we finna watch tonight
>>153173362gary's tears healed the rink
>>153172906I took 3 AP classes in high school and I don't understand this chart
Who is the JC Denton of the NHL?
>>153173424JustLikeMyIslanders
>>153173362The foreskin shipment arrived
kek what a bitch
>bruins beat rags 10-2 in their last meetingkwab
>>153172906In what world are the penguins cup contenders? crosby is never making playoffs again
>>153173550just like my islanders
TUSKS UP
>rags celebrating 1994 cup win tonightCant wait for them to get btfo
>>153172906Retard
I've cooked plenty of spicy >rags in preparation for tonight
>>153173532>Did you make a gesture? Give me your money NOW
Toronto Maple Leafs forward William Nylander has been fined $5,000 for making an inappropriate gesture during NHL Game No. 819 in Toronto on Sunday, Jan. 25, the National Hockey League announced today.
>joey kocur in a rags uniform
I know the >rags suck, but they could maybe drop the puck on time?
>>153173632puck drops are on gary peoples time
John Amirante's daughter could get it.
Yeah this is bullshit. Also Rempe is back.
>>153173645gary operates on cayman time
>>153173632Gary and his associates have products that they think you might be interested in. Buy the jersey goy!
Retro rags opener HOLY BASED
>>153173632seriously i saw the other two games with like half the first period done and got worried something happened and/or excited i wouldn't have to watch the rangers
Chicken wings with the sauce
Madison Square Garden is the only sovl arena in hockey
Timbits with the hot chocolate
>>153173632Just watch my Islanders instead
>>153173585Why? Who celebrates the 32 anniversary of something?
>>153173670>ice level is on the 5th floor
>>153173670td is better
>scoreless draws
>>153173702_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Aspirot delivers some ass pain
>>153173693Hockey with a view>>153173702It’s sterile
>>153173721much like bud did on 04/17/2022
>>153173688>Who celebrates the 32 anniversary of something?100 years as a franchise. They do a new lineup of old timers every few home games. Tonight was all 94 champs.
>>153173732And Radek Dvorak for some reason
>madison>square>garden
/hoc/ would have lost their collective minds had it been around the 1994 Stanley Cup final
>>153173736Was he? That's weird. I tuned in when Mike Keenan came out so i must have missed him.
all kinds of scoreless ties going on tonight
>>153173736I feel like those things are like...if you're in the city, and you were a semi-memorable player, and you ask them, what's the cutoff where they can tell you no, you can't do the stupid ceremony
>>153173759Gary League's best aspect, just ahead of the Gary Time endings and Garty Outs
>>153173759Sports with lower scoring outcomes have higher IQ players and fans
>>153173759my broons are thawing
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
It’s Dwane Jetski
eat it, Philthy
>bahstahn
>>153173782Go check the flags in a soccer thread
>Pooins
>Auston Matthews has 3 playoff runs left in TorontoGrim
my broons :(
>>153173846No, they're the exception that proves the rule
Cuylle-o
>>153173809Please beat us. I want my Flyers to tank.
@grok draw me a picture of matt rempe in an ice uniform deporting morgan geekie
sgar<
Fuck off, Boston still sucks
>>153173905Yeah, but it was fun to make believe for a bit, wasn't it?>Yes, it was, you stick in the mud
>>153173905it's hard to believe they might make playoffs
Who is currently the best original six team? Sharks?
>>153173954unironically the laffs
Decided to watch Star Trek deep space 9 instead of the shit games on tonight
shut the fuck up trb
calling it now mcdavid gets a hat trick, darnell nurse 4 assists, draisaitl gets a game misconduct for threatening the reffies, and bouchard gets killed
>swedes have no maners>laffs have no marners>burgers wished they had beavers
>laffs >rags
>>153173984Can we swap the Nurse and Bouchard outcomes?
>Darnell Nurse is signed to a 8 year, $74,000,000 contract with a cap hit of $9,250,000 per season, playing for the Edmonton Oilers. His contract expires at the end of the 2029-30 season, making Nurse an Unrestricted Free Agent.
>>153173782player/prospect analysis in basketball absolutely clears anything like that in hockey, although they have it easier because the players are much more distinct
>>153173962>Atttention bajoran workers>Corey Perry banged bedard's mom. That is all.
>>153174003I will never forgive Klefbom's exploding shoulder
>going to the locker roomKWAB
>>153173990Seeing how this is an Olympic year, you should see how many other nations you can include in this>start with the Finns, please, and then the Russians just to make sure they feel left out because of the embargo fucking embargo
Trocheck is so ass man
>>153174044He just needs a little bit more time
>>153174037sure sure my burger friend
>>153174003in two seasons, nurse will finally be making less money than makar
>>153174004>they have more numales making infographics for a game they never played>high iq
>>153173990I try to get rid of my marners as soon as I feel the urge
>>153174037raped retard
>>153174077It gets funnier every single time. >Please, for posterity's sake, don't ever stop
>>153174100
>>153173990>burgers wished they had beaversYou probably don't have to clean up their shit in a boathouse
usa is the only country in the universe to have beaver insertion via airdrop btw
>scoreless draw
>>153174062Lmao you do know what winshares and PER is right? Lmao you dont hahaha
>>153174130give them back
>>153174153they will be sent in the first wave to disrupt quebec hydroelectric plants
You owe the city of Tampa and apology.It's going to be 30 degrees with a windchill of 5 on Sunday for the outdoor game.
>>153174153No
>>153174130pour one out to the one who didn't make it.
>>153174177thank you gary
>>153174172you fool, they'll just naturally strengthen and reinforce them.
>>153174180how do ya not love these little guys
>>153174188depends if you live upstream or downstream I suppose
>>153174188pert near impossible >i reckon'
Can I just get a stream that has the Lightning's feed one fucking time?
>>153174198>near impossiblemuch like you getting a win
>>153174205onhockey dot tv retard
>>153174205There's only one site you'll ever need
>most dangerous draw in Orlando
>>153174224Thanks. Didn't know about this I've just been using streameast.
>scorefull draw
jt miller served up a pumpkin
>rags
>carson soucy traded to the islanders for a 3rd round pickThank god
Gary
that's a double minor for chrissakes
>>153174335Serves him right
they just went full Gary in MSG
>>153174330He decided the rags need a win
nope I was wrong, NOW it's full Gary
marco sturm looks asian can my race science bros help me out with this one
>>153174350more like he decided they need a Gary Time
>>153174177are the jewish space lasers real
>>153174355Just when you think it can't get any more Gary
lol so >rags
Freaky
top kek
TRADE: #Isles acquire Carson Soucy from #NYR for a 2026 3rd rd pick, per @emilymkaplan
>the city of Salt Lake City
>>153174440>the bay of Tampa Bay
Rags need to trade Rempe alreadt
>the village of Canada
Tocchet plays Michkov on the pk now
page 10, here we come
hah, cum
>>153174535
>the bitch of easter sunday
>the city of Edmonton
new>>153141640
>>153174643>>153174643
>>153163591need to start ignoring OPs for plastic/reddit teams
