smoke weed
gayshit is getting heemed next
retvrn
not the one who to usually say this but: shit thread.
Is Paddy really a baddy?
Ilia is the king and Justin is a mere jester
topiglet is currently getting mental therapy for his ahem miami incident
Ilia is HIM
>>153173448based garth is a weed smoker like me. true alpha
If Ilia smoked more he wouldn't be getting a divorce.
ilias marriage was brought to its knees from a single off hand comment
Ilia got that breeding sow to birth him a prodigy and future heir to the throne now he will get himself a true side piece who has something going on in her Brian's
paddy ferguson
>>153173578Unfortunately, Ilia's seed is weak and Giorgina gave him a daughter.
>>153173578The son is not hers
Ilia was probably a horrible husband
>>153173623I'm one of the top mma journalist on YouTube I'm bringing in about ~$250/month so life is good
>>153173623Just spent my 3 year savings on a new furnace.
>>153173623I have an job
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy wassup
>>153173623im a doctorseriously
Ilia's face four times on the UFC Mt Rushmore don't @me redit
>>153173733give me a minute
In hindsight, Merab should have went with the Umar rematch.
>>153173719I dont get paid for times I eat or go to the bathroom or talk on the phone. I have an stopwtach and I have to click it when I do something I cant get paid for.
Can't wait until they make a AI version of 4chan where I can have intellectual conversations with like minded IQs
>>153173733
>>153173448THC is a anti-inflammatory to the central nevous system.
Has Gaethje ever fought an unranked fighterPeople talk shit about his resume but I'm pretty sure that since joining the UFC he has only ever fought people within the top 10 of the division which mean he's only fought the best available to him
>>153173785>Doxxing yourself for some 4chan losers validation Hope your dental office can pay for 1000 pizzas
>>153173623im allowed to be unemployed for reasons
>>153173836its ok. i dont even work i make govt cheese by housing immigrants
*kills weed addicted freaks*
>>153173882I'm in the gym right now and if someone came in to my planet fitness reeling of weed I would heem them fucking sober bunch of disgusting smelly faggots
Watch out for a kid named tallison texiera
>>153173907u wouldnt do shit whtboi
>>153173869you live with immigrants? fucking disgusting.
When they came for the brown people, I said nothing for I was not a brown person. When they came for the black people, I said nothing for I was not a black person. When they cam for the yellow people, I said "Can you leave a big titty one?" and they did because I voted for Trump.
>>153174000they are coming for white people icu nurse though so
>>153173963out of state i get hra contract to house many brazzas in my building on the taxpayers dime
start doing this
what incredible punch absorption by Paddy, Joe!
>>153173785Heemed that hermaphrodite homo
The Ilia era is like Seinfeld the Conor era is like Frasier
>>153174091Followed this setp by step and now theres an peins in my mouth?
>>153174091>tf>tpWell, yeah. Homosexuality is your nation's calling card.
in a just world guru would have been right that ddp and jdm and tom and paddy would win but sadly we experienced four flukes
some leaf knew it all along and tried to warn us but alas no 1 would listen i fear
>>153174322cumshot was scared to throw with ddp massive aura loss
>>153173486square up and find out ya little mushroom
bruh
yan is literally the most skilled, well-rounded fighter the ufc has ever seen.
brendan schaub unveils new line of truck coolers
>>153173623I’m a registered nurse in Minneapolis as well as a legal observer on the side
I just rewatched Volk Islam 1 and Volk used dat boy like a pocket pussy. dagestan got emasculated by a nigga who is 5'5 with shoes on.
Nothing wrong with being 5'5" with shoes+lifts on.
Arman is really winning redit over lately so unfortunately I am going to have to un-boy him
>>153174091/heem/ is a Lucrative James general FOH with those other losers
If some smelly hippy walked up to me and reeked of marijuana I would heem him stiff
>>153174629That's the natural course of things, bappa
>>153174719Nice roll cage you fucking pussy
>>153173623I have a job but I wish I could be unemployed
>>153174705WE.WANT.PICKS!
r/heem is really scuffed b. shouldnt take this much work to turn a 7 second clip into a reddit compatible file, especially during the start of the paramount era
YIIIPIEEEEEE!!!
gaypex bros the leafs are mocking us again
>>153174742You drive a camry
>>153174946not him but havent camrys proven themselves time and time again? btw ive only had american vehicles if that matters
le brit face
me orbs, me arse, me son
>>153174946Best car I ever had was a Camry
>>153175108you're broke then
>>153173623I can't go in tonight cause the roads are frozen :^(
>>153175142You can drive on ice...
>>153175142you mean youre too fat to step over a snow bank
>>153175158Not in the south. Black ice is deadly.
>>153175185we deal with that shit every winter up here b. southcels kwab eternally
driving on ice is easy if you start sliding a bit you just got floor it real quick to regain traction but people are too pussy to do it
happy new year guys
where my skid chads @
only non-americans still on heem are schizos
>>153175235>yea we deal with cataclysmic ice storms all the time and have to dedicate significant infrastructure to alleviate thatight enjoy your frozen nips all year long snow bunny lol
>>153175129Bought it used for $4500 at 62K milesPut 90K miles on it and never had any issues besides replacing the serpentine belt Toyotas are great cars
>>153175454Luke is a slob.
>>153175375>race baitinglmao go watch more anime jamal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwcww3rmHUits up
>>153175509No. Black power.
prove you aren't a casual and craft a gameplan diego can use to defeat volkanovski. serious answers only.
>>1531755491-2s down the pipe
>>153175549>use range>not be stupid>be ready to scrap with a strong manletnot hard b
>>153175549Taint tickle with moustache into rasberry blumpkin imanari roll
>>153175572oh shit also elbows and knees, the answer is always that
>>153175549tempt him with alcohol
I could kill you all and not even think about you the next day
>>153175549start hard and fast and overwhelm volk in the first before he has chance to set a pace
>>153175549Unironically blitz him and make it a brawl. Volk doesn't have the power to KO Lopes. If Lopes overswings and gets taken down he's got enough BJJ to threaten shit off his back like Ortega did to Volk. Not gonna sub Volk but he can ride the round out and try again next round. Literally do fucking anything but stand in front of him, eating jabs and not throwing back like last time.
what diego needs to do is try to hit volk on the head. strikes to the head can cause a concussive damage that can make the opponent fall down or even go to sleep. people don't believe this but it's totally true.
people seething over pimblett getting adesanyad strickchad style>bookies>maybe zoomers>anti-burger>the "english">social media clowns
>I can't believe so and so said that guy would win!!It's a fist fight you freaks.
doo really thought a zesty brit would heem the most violent man in sports
Chandler wins the rematch then gets title shot and champ by EOY cap it.
they're all just keeping the belt warm for grant dawson
>>153175586As a ancap you're as good as gonezo kid as we speaky network of spies is getting your whereabouts
>>153175663*dies waiting for the Conor fight*
>>153175690Conor is such a cheeky banter knowing 100% he was never going to step back in the cage after that checked leg kick by Dustin
>>153175687You fuck around with me, you’ll end up like that male nurse who got domed by DHS over the weekend
justin gaethje has his last name tatted on his top back so i call him gaethje. if sean strickland had "nigga" tatted in the same place id call him nigga as well. my system isnt perfect but i stick to it no matter what b
>>153175731He's gonna cuck Chandler one last time before he officially retires. Then he'll cuck BKFC and hint at fighting there but never will.
tick tock..
truthfully? the truth is gaethje could give ilia the hardest fight of his career so far. he just needs to accept that he's going to receive life altering damage every minute of the fight. a man who is ready for a beating is the most difficult to finish.
>>153175613You've failed to realize the problem is that Lopes can't actually do that. Volk will simply escape. He has no offensive footwork
>>153175747
>>153175757Lopes fought the worst possible fight last time and still dropped Volk. Old man Volk has no chin, any clean Lopes straight/hook will hurt him
Gaethje by submission (Boston Crab)
>>153175768This is the equivalent of saying "Tony dropped Gaethje once, he could have won that fight"
>>153175768>Lopes fought the worst possible fight last timeDo you even hear yourself, retard?
>>153175773He typed it. How can he hear it, dumbo?
Silva precracked Lopes's chin for Volk, Volk's gonna get an actual fucking heem and retire on the spot
>>153175772>>153175773Lopes will win via heem Volk will retire Cap this.
>>153175778>He doesn't hear the words in his mind as he reads them.Self snitching that you're an NPC. Kek
>>153175783I'd call Volk pillowfisted but I've had a bad pillow heem my neck before so can't use that term
volks varmint vittles live on oxygentv+
>>153175790refuse to believe the >no internal monologue people exist
>>153175750He needs the money a Conor vs Mendes bkfc rematch will do bookoo numbers
WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iCIN52XvJ4
All the... small things.
>>153175815Go fuck yourself
>>153175828OK I did now what?
>>153175835Since you're so open to suggestion, close your browser and never come back to heem.
2026>ferguson is a champion>gaethje is a champion
Walking with an particular gait due to my hung wang
>>153175850Nah, I'm the best poster here. I talk about MMA while the rest of you try unsuccessfully to be funny and then post trannies to get attention after your jokes fall flat
chills
>>153175906gaethje vs paddy barely looked any more technical of a fight than ferguson vs diaz, to be frank
>>153175900
>>153175934It was a based CTE retard Todestrieb fight. Wish we got more of those.
>>153175934the crown can barely rule their own homeland, you dont have to defend them anymore
The day reddit weeped.
can gaethje bite down on the mouthpiece and survive the storm?
>>153175962Dude was clearly drugged anyone with a IQ level of 120 could tell simply off recklesscence his behavior in the octagon pre fight
>>153175981That mentality is exactly what will get him killed against TopuriaThere comes a level where streetbeefs shit doesn't fucking work
topturo has no answer for the gaethje retard duck
>>153175981This dude can fucking bang oh my
we need to find another future British prospect and fast
+5000 Justin Gaejthe
how will chuds cope when this retard actually schools topiglet?
my CTE goblin :)
>>153176009your post actually makes no sense
The turbo era was peak heem y'all fell off bad
>spammy is a leaf now
how will i cope when dan hooker gets laid on?
>spammy
Throwing a good punch is like throwing a baseball
>>153176009charge a federal agent with my anti-chud sword and get my cap peeled back
Topuria in the red, Gaethje in the blue, round 1 under wayA strong opening slavo to start for the champOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHE'S DOWNTHAT HURT HIMTHAT HAD TO BE AN UPPERCUT FROM THE COLLAR TIEOOOOOHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM AGAINTOPURIA IS ON SKATES THAT WAS A BAD SHOTHE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT JOE, THAT WAS BADGAETHJE JUST HAMMERING DOWN PUNISHMENT HEREAND THE REF CALLS ITI CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST SEENIT'S A MIRACLE AT THE WHITEHOUSE JUSTIN. GAETHJE. IS A CHAMPION!
>>153176061
Vegas odds are out Ilia -5000 Justin +50000
>>153176061>noo.. it was supposed to be me.. *sniffle* it ain't fair y'all...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7OIYMZSJOAc
>>153176077garth sisters its over AGAIN!!!
We're looking at the replay folks and it would appear that what we believed to be a short uppercut from the collar tie was actually an eyepokeReferee Jason Herzog is discussing with Herb Dean was to do, and it would seem the decision stands. Justin Gaethje wins by TKOYeah not the way you want to see it happen. I mean we really have to do something about the eyepokes in this sport. I remember when he fought Paddy Pimplett...
>>153176077Solid arb opportunity lads
Gaethje is 20-0 is as an underdong
What's stopping GOAThje from just doing this to the little brown midget?
This boomer watches shorts and not reels fucking cringe dude
those leg kicks were hurting Gaethje he was almost done
>>153176089who?
>>153176109Paddy has peeled back the veil on a universe hack if you don't want to get knocked out simply refuse to, let's get Harvard on this heem theory
Smells like dirty diaper panties in here
>>153176107Perhaps that he is 40 years of age and his hip flexor is non existent anymore
>>153176133aka can theory
Gaethje honestly looked like shit most the fight but Paddy was even worse. The only thing Garth did at a high level was wrestle tbqh. Got that snapdown mat return whenever he wanted
>>153176136sorry I was emulating my hero, dirty diaper donald and took a big stinky mcshit all over my tko shrine
>>153176141he's not dustbin, his hips are fine
>>153176157Cazzie take his boxing was canelo tier paddy couldn't deal with his slick head movement straight fucking big leagued that cage warrior
>>153176160garth is gonna retire after the ilia loss at 37 and he won't make it to 40
>gaethje front headlocks ilia for 20+ minutes to a decision
>>153176180Is that... EXPOSED RED BRICK YIPPIE
>>153176196Sir this is a Wendy's xD
>>153176196
>>153176196You must have won a lot on that fight. Congrats! Let's see the bet slip!
Simply put Justin being half Mexican means he has that DAWLG in him if Trevor has made him a 2x champ imagine what the Marines would have done
>>153176196So true. They should have to cut their dicks off and leave them in ab bucket to come back to weem. Its shaneful. Same cocksuckers that swore up and down that Gane would beat Jones. Worthless ingartes.
it's always been over b
>>153175549just walk forward and heem. it's bound to work this time
Feel bad for paddy he will be in Dana's dog house all year and might end up like till sadly
Arman is blals deep in Nina and Paddy is icing his wounds in the dark. The dichotomy of foghters.
realistically speaking... paddie only lost because he gets so fat. in shape year round patty gets the belt.
>>153176196A cazzoid retard told me paddle is ''athletic'' and that's how he is gonna win
>>153176323What was blud doin
>>153176335he had it all planned out and he commits 100%, you could learn a thing or 2
>>153176196Nah, I picked garth. Tony almost beat paddy. But with how revved up you are I can tell you picked justin to beat oliveira lol
>>153176335uneven mat, his back foot trips over the seamsabotage methinks
>>153176351
so what you're saying is olivera would giga-heem pimblett
>>153176351Seeing gaycheese flying across the cage always makes me kek
keep an eye out for a kid named gaethje
>>153176364Absolutely, yes. That's what I'm saying. As would Arman or Clitia. And both the same to Garth sadly. But no one should have picked paddy to win we agree on that.
>>153175518>Belal picked GarthUoh Ohh Belal heemed all the pootuber cazzies who picked Paddy, at the end of the day they don't know jack huh
>>153176364No Pimblett would chock him out in round 2
>getting btfo by belalis there anything worse?
>he's the leon edwards of youtubers
>>153176470I think Leon's fall-off rivals Johnny Hendricks
>>153176364Retirement fight Dustin would destroy Paddy the Kwabby. Just how fucking shit is Hapler that he couldn’t beat that can? Honestly think Dookie could bring Paddy in the deep walders
>>153176485THE JOHNY BIG RIGG?
Why was the cuckmentary glazing Paddy so hard? Literally a one sided beatdown
just how bad is dan hooker
please tell me i'm not the only one here who remembers tom aspinall... he was a huge name near the beginning of the waldo era.
>>153176518who?
>>153176485Leon doesn't have a bangin' restaurant like Johnny so it's much worse
Gane walked so Garth could run
Johny's meat hut and Tito's cantina revolutionized the culinary industry
>>153176485Leon was simply never good.His entire career was favorable matchmaking.If Usman dodges that fluke head kick Leon never gets a rematch and is probably retired by now.
>>153176507paddy was supposed to be the new boy
>>153176534Leon beat Colby though
honestly that last fight was tom canspinall eventually defeating gane with pure blind rage by a knock out or stat volume striking(aka the dak prescott special)
He look like old prostitute
salsadaddy would finish tom's orbs for good
>>153176562i think the biggest regret dana has from that event is that both men didnt die in a freak accident before the fight
UFC White house: Gane vs Pereira for the undisputed world Heavyweight belt
>>153176571kwab
SalsaCHADS we are feared by the galactic throat
Tomala's weak mayo belly can't handle the type of spice that salsa king will feed him
>>153176157But he never did anything with it, which was annoying. Wrestling, striking any and everything was there. When your opponent has his face down on the canvas and you're in top, what the fuck are you doing if you're not finishing
>>153176614Garth is allergic to BJJ
Justin vs Paddy was basically DDP vs DDP
Fuck British "poeple"
>>153176589>>153176592I wanna apologize to Salsaboy for doubting him, i didn't consider his win against tardspinal's rat face teammate to be a good win since they are all pussies and cowards in that gym
>>153176638holy basef
legends are saying that gaethje can outsmoke gandalf with dol guldur toast
IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13ranFxOHg
>>153176666Lucrative quads
gaychee get infection from shelob bite
>>153176702He picked garth ?
Heem situation is crazy
>>153176783that's crazy
>>153176761He’s literally a sports betting millionaire. He’s the only picks guy anyone should follow
i take off my eating dinner fitted and put on my watching ufc fedora
Paddy was always nothing more than a bum.
I pull up my tapout eating tray
>>153176614his shit was all staphed up b
WE cannot follow THEM.
>>153176571SAY IT AINT SO
>bro he beat THE michael schumacher/heem/ was exposed as a den of cazzies who don't understand MMA
>>153176621I must've not been paying attention. Ground and pound then
>>153176571he looks like the pic of Frieza with his tongue out
>>153176107doesnt have the reach advantage jai had in that fight volk and holloway tried doing the same but failed
>>153176614Im not sure its very pleasant having someone put his whole weight on your neck
Yakhyaev has fight news coming who's it gonna be
>>153176996Kek
>>153177078Kratos
>>153176571>>153176996SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>Commence project: Pyfer
Did you guys know Volkanovski is fighting this weekend?
>>153177151>37 yr old FWunc is getting heemed this time
compensation = 0 $
Let's not forget, Lopes was getting pieced tf up by Jean Silva
>>153176866Oh no, it wasn't scabbed up privates was it. That shit will make you slap your coach
>>153177060Doesn't matter, it's not about who can make their opponent the most miserable kek. If that were the case nipple twisting would be popular
some of you have never been dogwalked in your life and it shows. sad
aspinall is horrendous dogshit
i walked my aunts dogs couple times
Mine have realised it's easier to steal from shops every day than to suck.Can't wait for the laws to be made tougher. This is getting ri-dick-yaw-laoes
say it ain't cloz...>i'm the biggest thing since the beatles mei will not pozz>i will be the interim championheem the lights off>and the biggest star in ufcheem the wonk noseNANA NANAA NANAA NANAA NAA*loses*What did Patricia R Pimblett mean by this
I walk myself cos I got that dawg in me
I heard distressing news that you've got a 9-5 sneed stop playing with me nigga
who is the main character of the ufc now?
it will always be jones
>>153177466Francis Ngannou
>>153177426Fuck man, the state of this world. I've told them you can't walk out your house liking like that, use a coconut scented coffee exfoliant at LEAST
im calling out the biggest kwab ITTfinland im calling you out motherfucker
Me too, it's about time the Chinaman paid for his actions. Can't keep getting away scott free. What do you have to say for yourself finally?
>>153177421>>153177466Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Tom Aspinall is reportedly known as the Performance Institute Booty Warrior
>>153177558talmbout me tobes?
>>153177587Who else heathen?
Luke “as a consequence” Thomas.
red paint balloons thrown at prolife protestors in drive by suspect speeds away highway 300 miles per hour luke thomas
Guerilla Rebel Luke Thomas
Lights outMorning Kombat, turn that shit up
just how good was cain? was he really the goat?
Cain and Abel
Cain and Gable (Steveson)
fuck kane
love cain
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-hQpmywnc4
Justin Gaethje is quite thoughtful and intelligent when you really get to know him.
>>153178006I've been saying this
Justin Gaethje is quite a handful once you get to know him
paddy whooped his arse
Cain Velasquez and Abel Trujillo
Cain Veglassquez. Nigga made o glass
>>153178163huh wonder if it has anything to do with figgy being a flyweight that got his knee blown out 3 months ago
>>153178177He didn't brutalise him, he's acting like it was it was boy vs man deal. You don't get to say it was so easy unless you fucking Till Cerone a man
>>153178177Incorrect, Figgy came off a win 3 months ago
Has Luke Thomas commented on the latest shooting by DHS?
>>153178198Sandhagen/Figgy was nine months ago?
>>153178197Anon Figueiredo literally landed 0 strike in two rounds and that's not with Umar controlling him the whole timeRound 1 was just Umar kicking him in the guy while Figgy stood there not knowing what to do
>>153178209Fraid so, dicey dicey
>>153178222Omg did you guys never watch him fight before? Figgy is a counter-type fighter, he never throws unless you bum rush him, watch his fight against Yan, he dropped Yan as he was walking in guard down, it's his usual style
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>153178222Really m? I literally fell asleep half way through the first round, opened my eyes to see a few other bits then finally nodded off until I heard the announcement of the winner. Form what I say it was at least a bit competitive. I should make sure I've seen the whole fight before commenting. Sorry
>>153178235there are kids in africa who cant afford to build a pc because of stupid shit like this
Figueiredo had literally one segment of offense where he did anything And Umar evaded all of the punches and pieced him up in the pocket during that segment
>>153178235This raised my water bill by 100 dollars
>>153178259Let's keep it that way.
>>153178259Good. They'll only use the computer to fuck with people
Why hasn't Yair Rodriguez fought anyone yet? He can't possibly be waiting for another title shot? Right?
>>153177151I'm afraid Lopes cooks him this time around
>>153178301At this point he should just go all in his air fried food cooking channel.
>>153178301This looks like AI
>>153178235THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
Why is DC overrated
The Volk Taki Burger© would kill a Victorian child
Volk's dad looks like a post-soviet dictator
>>153178263It's a Volk vs Lopes situation, cazzies think Lopes lost to Volk because he is a shit fighter when in reality he was just badly matched stylistically, Volk built his career off exposing counter style fighter, the only way for him to win was to rework himself from the ground up
Styles make fights and I'm stylish as fuck
WHITE HOUSE CARD LEAKS ARE STARTING TO DROP! SPECIAL MUSICAL GUESTPER FORMANCE BY THESE GUYS! HOLY FUCK IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U
>>153176571>MUH SCOUSER>MUH I'M GONNA SMASH TOPTURO>TSARUKYAN A SHIT>DAN HOOKERS MOM RAPE>DUSTIN A SHIT>ME ONE OF THE BOYZ LADZ>GAETHJE AINT LIVING TILL 5TH ROUND, NO WAY>OOOOHH PADDY THE BAADYYY OHHHACK....Absolute kwaboty. Old man Garth meatgrinded this jobbers retard
Trust me bro I can pop your shoulder back in I saw it online
>>153178578Yup nothing worse than someone who is all talk no action
paddy still beats topturia dont @ me
LET'S GET FREAKY NOW LET'S GET FUCKIN FREAKY NOW YEUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!
>>153178592The diet of geriatric veterans and nothing wlse would do so to your self marking. I was baffled how slow and no-timing he was, and the absolute inability to put his hands up... Couldn't drop scrambled egg bullet time moving Garth, couldn't wrestle him, and accumulated gigatons of Parkinson kudos by being OUTSPED. Pimbletty would get seriously murdered by Ilia and Arman. Britobong is prelim-midcard at best
>mfw fiziev and ruffy just spin around and smile at each other for 15 minutes
>>153178640fiziev is too fast for dat nigga. slow ass plodding BSD had no problem grabbing ahold of him and landing strikes. fizzy will heem the shit outta him, don't be surprised if ruffy ruens into a rassler once he realizes that there are levels to this shit.
Can you guess which fighter I'm thinking of?
>>153178673jeff molina you faggot
>>153178673You're a cazzy who likes to suck cock so Michael Morales
>>153178618His coaches are to blame partly, they had a whole year to prepare him
>>153178673Youre an homersexual so Jon Jones
Gay g
It was Jeff Molina. Good work b
>be Paddy Pakishit>get easiest path to title>get raped by the first real challenge (50 year old Garth moving in slow motion)KWABOTY as for now and will still be a good contender at the end of the year. retard got CTE for fucking nothing. it's downhill from there.
>>153178716Yet you picked him >>153119996
>>153178730I haven't posted in week buddy
Did Paddy lose?
Cazzies are just now turning on paddle, 1 week ago, they would have told you ''paddy is athletic bro, THE michael chomo bro, totally not a project bro'', don't try to larp as a real one, admit you were wrong
>>153178749paddy won the story, sort of
>>153178749He lost the fight but won the war
>>153178745Be honest, you thought Paddy was gonna win didn't you
>>153178753>>153178760Yeah no surprises there
Nigger
If Volk wins we get wholesome celebrations. If he loses we get more drunk kino
>He disrespected the diamond, i'm gonna dog walk this anglo rat of a yellow tinted busted teeth having faggotGarth was a real one for this
>>153178803Damn man of his word
Daniel DC Cormier
>>153178480He looks more like the face of some kind of fast food of packages snack that's somehow tasty as fuck, with the gimmick of mmm oldern day cooking skills and expertise is the secret
>>153178803I hope he called Porir afterwards, that would be comfy as fuck
Low key bangers this weekend
Justin definitely gave Jolie a call
>>153178772I didn't. I didn't expect him to look that shit though. I thought they would pump him full of roids or something. he was unnaturally huge against chandler.
Joe Rogan, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon sat down and discussed Brendan Schaub. Look it up.
>>153178798>>153178833Watch it pal.
remember last time gaethje won the interim belt and he dropped it like hes too cool lol
>>153178870Dana whooped his ass into shape for sure. He shat himself when asked about pay at the presser
>>153178867>>153178870>>153178872JEAN SILVA MOMENT
>>153178870Better than to cry as if it were the real belt, desu.
>>153178887OOHHHHH
>>153178889>>153178897Jean silva ancestors are italian.
>>153178903Post the webm
>>153178870Gaethje did that because he only wanted the real belt
>>153178301>first fighter to the scale is the man around whom this fight card was built. Two time featherweight champ and one of the greatest to ever do it…Alexander The Great Volkanovski >…>159 pounds
>>153178917
I've got a pack of Victoria Blues waiting for Volk after he gets slept! Drink up champ!
>>153178833Big fan of posts like this.
>>153178867I forgot to mention, my lass turned pro a few weeks ago. How crazy is that lad? You're all going to see me on the screen massaging her traps and giving her a morale speak before a take my front row seat. Living the MMA life finally
>>153178976I am obligated to ask his name
his name is rich franklin
>>153179030>>153178995Obliterated that poofter
Poor Franklin
ace franklin had no answer for le's sandshoe style
hopefully paramount ushers in the end of the le personality eramake way for the stoic fighter era
>>153179099never gonna happen, regular people love that corny shit too much
BITCH FRANKLIN
BSD has 4 KOs in the UFC and 3 of those happened after the last time dookie dan knocked someone out (november 2022)
>>153179152FWANKWLINSISSIES NOT LIKE THIS! HELP US JORGE GURGEL
>>153179162wait, front kick to the body?dookie dan's last ko was 2019 then? lmfao
>>153179162Yeah but Danhooker babeyy
why is dan being allowed to fight again? no one wants to watch that crap
>>153178917he stood on business. some niggas are just built different.
why did he do it?
>>153179189Dan hooker babyyy
Dookiedan is firing logs Joe!
dan hooker started getting tattoos and painting his nails at 35-years-old
>>153179162>>153179184benoit saint denis' first fight was in 2019BSD has had an entire career since the last time dan hooker knocked someone out
dookie dan's only path to victory is a staph infection
>>153179252benoit steph disease already has a precedent for that, dookieGODS we have a chance
>knocks french"men" into a jimmy johns logosay thank you
1st round staph bsd gives khabib problems for exactly 5 minutes.
>>153179287That is how long a round lasts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuwcall janny when you see big cloz
>>153179236
BEASTSD is gonna tear off Pookie Poo's rotten feces piglet head and flush it down the Paddy i fear
>>153178995Lass>HisDon't try and compute our UK talk, you're almost and arab
>>153179305why are latinx men so zesty?
>>153178995His name? Tom Aspinall
>>153179284He is technically French himself
>>153178976>>153179330I'm here now
>>153179191Why did Beneil do this??
>>153179064Why are you ignoring me? You've become such a fag these days kek. I didn't know it was possible for you to even get more upity. I blame all the Luke Thomas. He's not good for you son
>>153179356Oh shit. Delete this
>>153179356see >>153179348
>>153179330what's. his. name?
>>153179370Just saw it
>>153179371tobias but you can call him toby
>>153179371Wouldn't expect you to understand, you lost the ability to speak English when you settled half way across the world.You're almost a Red Indian
>>153179370>>153179375You two are so cute you know that?Your interactions and everything.
>>153179389you too b
>>153179191Why crazy people point the floor then jump ?
>>153179365lmfao so true
I used to think they were animals back when Conor was about to fight Nurmag. They're sound lads I can relate to. I actually feel bad about it now.(Nasty words and thoughts were said)https://youtube.com/shorts/baZ0a3t1MPY?si=voVHaXroffdHaplQ
>>153179404why is water wet
>>153179380Kys
>>153179389The brit is a pedophile who takes pics of asian toddlers and spams them here
>>153179416don't be cheeky
What interactions, there are none. Dudes a scumbag. We were never friends
>>153179422some of the asians are of age in his defense
>>153179411heeminder that countless niggas from abdulmanaps gym popped for da jooce.
>>153179429calm down dear I only just arrived and haven't even scrolled all the way up yet you'll get your turn
>>153176141what are you talking about he headkicked dustin literally last y->2023
>>153179422Eh erm hold on brother we're talking. And as usual nobody is talking to you hehe
waldo would slap ngannou up
>>153179422Oh...I didnt know thatThats pretty creepyNevermind then
Damn forgot to crop the video properly. The picture came out surprisingly smooth though, I'm impressed
>>153179446Alright...thats enough
my niggas are as follows> petr yan> dricus> diego lopes> abus> ludovit klein> matthew semelsberger
>>153179441Be quiet man, it's not just this moment, you've been a brat consistently. Be honest you weren't going to comment, thinking about it you actually acknowledge it but didn't actually comment on the subject matters. Not that I want it now
>>153179412
the judge should make diddy fight peyton talbott in a cell full of baby oil as punishment for his crimes.
Maybe pakis and jeets replacing these anglo pedo rats ain't so bad afterall
jean silva cries during sex
>>153179471you talmbout your wmma? does she have a peach on her?
>>153179500*when he gets rapedftfy
Fucking FREAKS
>>153179422Why are you trying to influence people? You can dislike me all by yourself, you outcast. Everyone knows I like dirty old hags and the evidence is my every day life. So not going to work. Just focus on practicing chat up lines for your AI girlfriend. K?
>>153179502Kek don't humour me now man, I'm it's fine in not starved of attention. I'll tell someone irl. Maybe invite them to her next fight.Real chum stuff y'know
> Female bodybuilders and athletes who use androgens, primarily to enhance muscular growth, strength and appearance, may also experience clearly evident enlargement of the clitoris and increases in libido.
5'11 vs 5'7
jean silva barks during gay sex (bottoming)
>>153179537Oh man. I wish
>>153179470... none of those people are black.
When will we see a Sugondese champ?
>>153179566> he doesn't remember when dricus whooped Izzy with the title of nigga officially on the line
>>153179576Didn't count, it wasn't contender Izzy in that ring, he wasn't motivated and you can tell, it just wasn't the same thing, his mindset was in the paycheque not the glory of a getback
Janny is just circling and letting the fight play out today, I respect that. He doesn't want us to get him involved to change the course of the fight, unless a serious foul is xommited. That's good officialing
people exist on r/heem that think dogbender did anything to du bussy
I would dogwalk the dogbender with my bwc i think
If I was Allen I would never accept that monkeys appology
>>153179610Still the middleweight goat with 6 title defenses, produced the greatest knockout in the history of heems all martial arts combined, has one of the longest rivalry of all time spanning 10 years and 2 combat sports.You can hate Izzy all you want but when he was Contender Izzy, he was damn near unstoppable
>>153179513very disrespectful
JEAN SILVA IS FUCKED
>>153179682>flushed himself to finally beat alexyeah, adesanya vetorri 2 was a real barn burner like all his previous fights no one watched
>>153179704I sure hope those italians don't do anything stupid in front of those itchy trigger finger agents when the time comes!
>>153179731Be honest, did you started watching MMA recently?
Tai is gigantic...
>beating up reddit rob 20 years agowoah true goat status performance
yea man you know none of these guys are actually good right
>>153179788Yes that means he beat him when Rob was young and in his prime not a washed rob, you discredit your own point here.
>>153179810they're better at what they do than you ever will be at anything you do (other than wasting time on 4chan)
>>153179817next you'll say kelvin gastelum was a prime contender
Icebender has wins over legends like Anderson Silva and Yoel Romero
why hasnt dricus gotten booked yet? its not like he took any damage
There are redditors here right now who think the guy on the left even stands a chance against the guy on the right
>>153179817A face only a mother could love
>>153179866too busy creampieing half of africa
I like the 325 main card. not sure about the rest. Yizha and Rowston might end up putting on a show. I'm familiar with some of the Road to UFC guys but their records aren't inspiring (no prolific finishers). Aaron Tau is a tough dude but he got pretty easily outpointed on DWTNCS
Izzy only ever looked good against shorter kickboxers than himself and people with zero boxing (often brawlers). Kelvin "el fatso" Gastelum rocked him by simply being able to box (not even that well while we're at it).Only exception is Pereira 2, which clearly was some sort of Faustian devil bargain because he hasn't won a fight ever since.
>>153179866Dricus needs a solid year of drilling TDD before he accepts another fight
Yair got finished by the current champ years ago and he's still #3.
>>153179942You parrot that from a youtuber, that cazzoid opinion isn't yours
>>153179942Well he is 6'4 not his fault he is a hungry skelly
>>153179971Just how shit is Poatan
>>153179974Unironically Poatan always matched up horribly against Izzy, it'll always be a mystery to me how he won 3/4.Alex likes to keep his hands low to get his pull counters going, but against a feint-heavy, generally tricky and super fast striker in Izzy that shit is nigh impossible and the result is just getting tagged with straight shots helplessly over and over.
dogbender flushing himself to finally defeat his father is only think this mark has to go on
>>153179916This card is almost entirely good fighter vs can they very easily beat
>>153180002then you should make some free money by betting all favs. but you won't cuz you just like talking shit without understanding anything
>>153180011You sound upset
>>153180013>call someone a moran>u mad!!1!!1okay moran
>>153180011/heem/ is full of broke cowards who won’t put their money where their mouth is >inb4 gambling is a sin >inb4 gambling is degenerate Cowards.
>>153180026That's just 4chan/the internet in general. A lot of shit talk, very little substance.
>>153179974Contender Izzy was a different beast man, he was here for business, if you weren't there to witness it, you are just a cazzie, you had to be there.>>153180026Gambling is for retards and low IQ bottom feeders
BRO IF YOU AREN'T EXCITED TO TAI TUIVASA VS A RANDOM BRAZILIAN GUY THEY CLEARLY WANT TO BEAT HIM AND QUILLIAN SALKILLD VS A GUY WHO HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT 3 TIMES IN HIS LAST 5 FIGHTS YOU'RE A FUCKING CAZZIE
>>153179916Wow that is a fucking horrible card deff not buying to hat PPV no way
>>153179916just how shit is that division that volk and lopes are in a rematch before anyone else gets a tittle bout
>>153180020You spelt moron wrongPlease take a deep breath and step away from your keyboard
>>153180034both will be fine fights>>153180046>spelt>tfokay moran
>posted 2 of the same videosdogbender fans are sad
Doo beat the great Costa chills!
>>153180037it should be Evloev in there but what can ya do
Surely Sean will win THIS time
>>153180056Spelt is past tense of spell. As in "you spelt moron wrong". There is no a in moron. Please understand basic conventions of the English language before you post on heem.com
THE PAULO BRAZILIA HOMO?!
Merab is done so O'Mälli has a chance for the belt again
Nathaniel Moran
>>153180077spelt is only a past participle in British English you moranic cuck. American's don't use ityour genetics + education systems failed you and/or go back to your home country
>>153180086if Sean doesn't KO Yan within 2 rounds then Yan pretty much autowins by murder-masterclass.
finna heem some morans dont test me b
>>153180096By very close split decision.
>>153180106>>153180106>>153180106
>big black dude who dominated his division and was favoured by the UFC, also on PEDs and is divorcing from his wife after she accused him of domestic abuseI'm talking about DC btw
DUDE Izzy fought the skeleton of Pereira and managed to beat him ONCE. He's GOATED!
>>153178468Kek
