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Musetti to shock the world
>>153178502Why did you omit the vitally important "no girls allowed" line
>>153178540>After years of failing to do so, Italian man finally beats barely moving geriatric grandpa.>World not that shocked.
>>153178540by winning Rio
>>153178540Best ge can possibly do is a dominate and still lose “Federer 19/game of thrones season 4 ep 8” scenario
>>153178540it's the most gambler's fallacy match ever, i don't think i can resist
>>153178564are they white?
>>153178634all but Mon fils
>>153178602It really is hard to resist.Djokovic's aura won't win him matches forever.Last match Djoko's opponent woll have amazing odds too. I'm betting big, fuck it.
so Sascha is getting his first slam? nice
>>153178648It's easy to resist in my state in America where gambling is illegal. The ban is good, it keeps those annoying gambling ads off my screen
>>153178875Adblocker would suffice.
>>153178875I thought America was the land of the free, and the home of the brave?
>>153178602>>153178648Do keep us updated on the details concerning your misplaced trust in Musetti to not choke
Van Ass vs Shevchenko is on, in one of those 125 2nd slam week events.
>>153178502Hey OP you forgot to add it so I will>No girls allowed itt below this line -------------- ---- ---------------- ---- ------------------
Musetti isn’t winning. Look to the hilariously bad Athens final to help explain why.
What if he beats Djokovic, Sinner, Alcaraz to win it all though
>>153179535That I don't see.I give him 30% against Djokobot, 10% against the other two.
>>153179544>30% against Djokobot, 10% against the other two.In game theory both these percentages are 0% fyi
>>153179509now this is high level analysis
Musetti is so shit I don't know how any of you rate him. Tsitsipas used to be better than this shitter.
>>153179580Correct, no low level analysis necessary.
Musetti gets consistently overrated because muh one-handed backhand He has creativity but he's a mental midget
Who overrates him? He’s a joke figure, he doesn’t even have any meme fans like RuudWhat if though…
haven't watched a match insofar since australia lolhow's ndjokz been looking
>>153180043Hard to tell, he played an injured Botic then got a walkover. Still enough to beat Musetti.
>>153179900Honestly who rates him?
>>153180270I don't particularly rate him, but he is 3rd in the live rankings
>>153180270No one but it's more interesting to speculate than to realise there is only Sinlito for now and evermore.
What went wrong?
>>153181040I’m not convinced the 2010 Wimbledon actually happened, I have no memory of it. Berdych beating Federer and Novak? Come on
>>153181040They don't make em like they used too.
>>153181040Nicholas Hilmy Kyrgios made a Wimbledon final. Tennis was never the same after that
>>153181040Respect
Fedal!
>>153181040Kek
>>153181040how is that even possible?
>>153181040Good stat. But for me it’s Marcos Baghdatis having more top 10 slam match wins than Zverev.
>>153181272Nadal would have walked over him in the semis tbqh. Nick lucked out and still fucked it up. Never had a ratfink like him winning The Tournament thoughever. Would be a disgrace to tennis.
I know I called out this thread for its homosexuality when you claim you're better than the /tennis/ but all you do it post thirst photos of male players instead of female players.That said, they're posting more than you do here about tennis. Still, I have an actual tennis question for you self-claimed savants.Will Mussetti beat Nonvaxxed GOATkovic? The Italian Moose has been looking good.
>>153184128he lost to a shitter like meddyanything is possible
>>153184128it's musetti he's not winning, he only beat fritz lmao.
musetti will win so that sinner can advance without issue
>>153184141>>153184141ty, frenz. here's hoping for a healthy Djoker so we get good matches.
>not even one thirst photo of male player in thread
>>153184275a) it's only 48 photos including thisb) thread's barely active Any denial of the male simping ITT isn't credible
>>153184303*posts not photos
Zverev to clean out Carnitas in 5
>>153181040wtf ruud is even more based than i thought
>>153184344this would be cool if it wasn't a guarantee he'd shit the bed in the final
Zverev gained a fan last night with that post-match interview. Funny and self-deprecating. Any reason I shouldn't boy him?
>>153184367Haha what a sad final that would be hahaha very unfortunate and sad hahaha Sinner would just walk through the final and start his march to complete the calendar slam
>Amerisimp WTAsimps ITT
>>153184379I guess that the whole 'beating the crap out of at least two exes' gets some people sore about him.
>>153184379Just don’t watch his us open and rg finals
>>153184275GET HIS BITCH ASS
>>153184418>>153184418got it. yeah, does sounds like he has a strong pimp hand.
>>153184303>WTA thread 47 posts>PLENTY of simp images>mostly 3/4/5 word posts>all retards
>>153184491perhaps. but every post is more based than yours.
What's the temperature at the AO before I bet against Novaxx. Very possible he loses today
thank you good lord above for not making me sit through shelton to get to Nonvaxxed GOATkvoic
>>153184578He's going to lose
>>153184418based foid annihilator
you thread splitting faggots are the absolute worstdo you have a brain disease or something
>>153184379>Any reason I shouldn't boy him?unfortunately, Zverev is one of the biggest choke artists in the history of tennis. exceptional talent in terms of mechanics/technique, with an ATG-tier backhand, borderline ATG-tier serve, and elite movement for his height. however his mental game is weak and he often just can't seem to hold his nerve in the late rounds of slams. if he doesn't win a slam, he'll go down as the best player to never do so, by leaps and boundsimo Zverev's problems stem a lot from him tending to play too passively when under even slight pressure. but unlike defensive titans like Djokovic/Nadal/etc who know exactly when/how to start counterattacking, Zverev often just stays holed up all the way until his opponent wins/loses the point on their own. in that sense, the match is never on his own racket, so it can be a bit of a masochist's endeavor to root for him>>153184543should be in the 70s
>>153184530>perhapscopenhagen
>>153184636ty for rundown>>153184604i hope you bet the house, then
>Djoker wearing greenIt's ogre.
It's overMusetti is done
Poosetti finna retire
ND's been working out. He looks and hits strong.
Musetti didn’t take long to shit it up
Musetti's strategy is already blindingly obvious, he's going to try and extend rallies and get Novak moving side to side to tire him out over the course of five sets. Of course there's a fine line between doing this and just getting passive which allows Novak to go on the attack instead. Musetti wants to be the one dictating terms
it's lorenzover
>>153184695Instead he’s losing quickly. Genius.
Shut up, lesser McEnroe. Djoker wasn't trying to hit a ball at a ball kid.
Moose opened the door to drop shots and now he's getting pwned by them
>>153184716He already said sorry so let us accept his apology
Nojest Jokerwitch
Lorenzo’s a cheeky guy wearing Djokovic out for Shelton to finish off
It's funny, as a never-Djoker I started disliking Pooshitti because he kept choking to Djoker, but now I find myself rooting for Djoker against him
D J O K O S M A S H
CAAM ON MUSE OF ITALY
It is the year of our lord 2026 and djokosmash is still happening
>>153184734Welcome to the based club. Meanwhile, the announcers are clearly against ND.
Djoker more like Choker
I’ve seen enough. Zverev will destroy this Djokovic in the final.
>>153184716and shapo wasnt trying to hit the umpire either
>>153184695In comparison, Novak's strategy on return is to go central to cut off Musetti's angles on the plus one, gradually open up the court and if necessary cut points short by changing directions down the line a lot, which is difficult and leads to lots of errors
Novax will find his range soon and Musetti will get munched
Lorenzo with maximum defense right
Prediction: djoke of bitch going to retire this match in the third set
>>153184806Imagine talking shit about the most based man in pro sports
What am I watching
>>153184792Meanwhile Novak's strategy on serve is to cut points short by going wide and coming forward which is very aggressive and high risk. Already he's getting punished a lot by Musetti's speed and defensive lobs
>>153184815Tennis
give me morenzo
>>153184806He won’t after last year
>>153184815vegemite racquet
>>153184823He won’t retire this year because he retired last year?
Why doesnt he just retire? He cant keep up anymore
the goat is washed
>>153184839Federer looked good against Ruud I thought
>>153184831I don’t think he wants to get booed again
Ok Novak...this isn't funny anymore. You can start trying again now.
>Nowayback Jokelessvic
Grok, is this Djoker's highest UE rate ever?
barely even heard of musetti (i only watch tennis during AO soz) but he's btfoing novakcool outfit too
Djokovic panicking and getting angry at the crowd it’s so over
Djocookedvic
novakjust retireembarassing
arm/leg sleeves are based, more players should wear them
>>153184850British humor in the Muhammad eraCome on, Novak!
see what happens when you stop hitting wimpy slices
Range found lfg novak
>>153184867>Nocash Broke-a-vic
still stand by what i said thopoosetti garn choke and get goonstomped
>>153184877yeah exciting start but djok is too mentally strong to break this earlyeven 2 sets down can't count him out
Is that thing in Moose's booth an ICE protestor who got lost?
>>153184889Musetti might grab a set but I’m not expecting him to hold serve twice to win this one
>Nocode Violatovic
Kek, based. Didn't know the Australian open hired autistic people to entertain the fans by putting bird costumes on.
pooshitty best be gettin' ready for a propa beatdown
>OHBH boomers in the big 26...
Chances of Musetti getting broken: high
>>153184921
pressure too high for pooshitty
I’m shook Musetti held
It's Djover
>Wojak Slopovic
Djokover
Djokovic getting lob. Somewhere EBAM is smiling
Novaksisters….
djokovic adversity farming once again
okay im dun
East coast chads with work tomorrow….how we holding up?
Musetti’s level will drop but novax’s problem is a long match before a tough semi
The chink slayer is locked in
>>153185004>no pre Novak napGoodnight, sleeptight.
What a mug service game
Musetti is falling to the pressure. While Musetti won the first set, Novak won the 1000 iq anime death note monologue game
>>153185002great term for it. same thought. but maybe not with all these UEs.i've been saying that Moose would be a challenge for the Djoker. Little concerned.
It's so fucking Djover...
Smart work by Djokovic, giving Shelton hope for their SF encounter.
Did Portugal bet big?
any old posters remember novak djokovic
>>153185075i member
novaxx eyes are very close together
>>153185084Those types can’t be trusted
bres
unc ducking the rizz frfr
I told y’all but yall won’t listening. The moose’s forehand is ugly but he was popping it like prime thiem in the 3 minute youtube highlights I watched
>Noslam Djeriatric
If I beat Novak my winning celebration would be a vaccine injection. Crowd would pop wild
>>153185103USA till it's backwards, my N
Botic died for this
Ball kids better start hiding
>>153185084Predator eyes. Compare the eyes of a wolf with those of a sheep.
Bro these UEs. maybe he unconsciously wants to retire.
>the Djokovic touch
He breaks here
>Announcer doesn't know that Spaghetti and Taco are basically the same language
>>153185169KWAB
wow le sportsmanship :O
Class act. Another reason to love GOATkovic.
>>153185202Musetti will break because of that lmao
>Based on the available search results, there is no evidence that Serena Williams ever voluntarily conceded a point as an act of sportsmanship
>>153185184Jinx worked
this is it novak
>>153185217iron mike only cares about the W
I’m counting this as a win for fed against novak h2h
It's so over
i said here Moose was going to be trouble for the Nonvaccinated GOATkovic and no one believed.Thing is, I didn't know he'd help by beating himself
I'm already seeing the clickbait videos like "Djokovic's sportmanship and how it cost him the match"
>>153185217>Serena Williams playedover 1,000 professional singles matches during her careerJust astonishing lack of character
I don't like this
Send in the clowns
strange how djokovic suddenly stopped going to the bathroom between sets
Will he release the MRIs of that blister
>>153185226corr look at that cellulite, more cushion for the pushin
Interesting match. Novax tried to be super aggressive and made errors, then couldn’t find a rhythm after Musetti threw a lot of different balls at him. Wouldn’t trust Musetti with a lead.
and then Novak did the CRAZIEST thing...
Musetti better be careful. The crowd will get fully behind djokovic if he can string more than 2 points together
I was just thinking I want choko to have a career ending injury then I see Mto His usual fake bullshit?
>>153185276There wasn enough drama around it so it’s probably real
>>153185273how will atheists explain this one?
>>153185276does he even have enough court time to warrant an injury
he's just losing the first 2 sets like he always does right djokbros?
Small trivia from feddit (might be outdated by a year)
>>153185286Statistically there’s a >25% chance he comes back
novaxbros...is it really over?
The choke has started
The Joker is only losing to top 5s so no loss of dignity except for the UEs
>>153185303It had just begun
Musetti is injured kek Djokovic will actually win this
>Defendo Losetti
HIS NAME ISN'T JIM TENNIS PLAYER
Uh oh
is this what they call 'black magic'
Lorenzo will retireFuck this
I say again that you shouldn't be allowed to get a massage during an MTO
Is it Djover?
Musetti is pulling a Dimitrov, no fucking way
>>153185131People would probably believe it's a steroid shot instead of the vaccine
Is djok about to get two free matches in a row?I guess the payment is sinnalcaraz
absolutely mental watchin' sal vulcano debate black israelites and come back and find POOsetti is takin' the MTO not unc mindbogglin'got him where we want him djokerbros
>Botic>Walkover>injured Musetti after being down 0-2>Shelton>ZverevThe greatest slam run in the making
If Djoker loses to this gimp that's not good
Neither of them can runGreat tennis match
>pushes confetti so hard he injures himself>winstruly the goat
NoVax is loved by god, all heads must bow
What happens when both players are crippled and retirw simultaneously? Who wins the match?
As a municipal court player, I can tell you - Djokovich must win three sets in a row to take this unless his opponent retires.
>>153185369They give the spot to Fritz
>>153185364levels volumes, even
Foot on throat, Joker. Do it. Now.
I took one for the team. KOEK
I'm an alcoholic
Is djokovic going to troll poosetti again?
Amazing lack of dog from Poosetti
Kwab
AHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHTGOONSTOMPEDUTTER GOONSTOMPED
are you fucking kidding me
fuck this rigged sport
We need memes like Sinner laughing last year when his opponent was injuried
I told you Djokovic would be through in a couple of hours
>retiring at 15-40Lmao this nigga didn't want his service break % stats to get impacted
what the fuck is this dumb meme match
holy kek zoomers are pathetic
Kek. Half cripled old man makes to a semi.DeManure cant.
DjokGod doubter BTFO'd
>>153185404Yeah, the guy the tennis establishment tried to break is now their Manchurian candidate
Unbelievable
Sinner is losing later.
What was the injury? Torn bussy?
>how come you booed me when I retired but not him
All class. That's my GOAT. The women's GOAT would never.
now the commentators are sucking him off like he wasnt down two sets to zero
djokovic's hairline is the most impressive part of his longevity man
when did this "injury" happen
Preditcted this shit this morning. No way old man Djokovic would let Musetti actually have the pleasure of winning all 3 sets - I was honestly surprised he didn't retire in the 2nd near the end
why are zoomers so soft?
>>153185422Sprained ravioli
OMG LEL, DJOKOVIC WON IN THREE SETS. LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>153185432Not enough cross sport training
ITS THE FIRST FUCKING TOURNAMENT HOW IS HE ALREADY INJURED
>>153185427it's called earned respect
He knows he lost that match but is still humble. Based
>rigged heat rule for Sinner>rigged retirement for NovakWho will win the battle of the riggers in the semis?
>>153185429Thord set 1-1 Musetti's serve
cant tell me djokovic hasnt paid mensik and poosetti like 20 mil dollars each for diss
Zoomers are so weak. You should all take yourselves out of the bloodline
How much did they pay mario to chuck it?
Now I have to stay up for Sinner/Shelton because it's the last time either is going to win during this AO
interviewer dude looks more in shaoe than novak
Imagine if novax loses his SF in straights and the last set he won was in R3
rafa played through rib fractures and an tears as an old man while spanking zoomer assnow what injury was so great that musetti had to retire
>the check cleared
>>153185458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5mLkZAJbY
quite strange that the only two players that retired in the past two rounds were djokovics opponents
Musetti knew he was cooked, smart move honestly
>>153185478nothing fishy here
Musetti is the biggest joke figure in tennis history.
On the bright side Musetti doesn't make it to #3 in the rankingsOn the dark side he makes it to #5
i still cant believe that just happened
we potentially have 1234 in the semispretty kino
>>153185464That's likely honestly
>>153185451>Trust the ScienceVS>"In the 5th, your ass goes down."Quite the duality there.
>>153185500How dare you stand where they stood
>>153185451So, Shelton is definitely out cause AO definitely wants Sinner vs Novak
>>153185462True, I'm surprised Novax can function at all with his vegan diet. He has the starved marathon runner look
Before Musetti died I was working in a theory while painting fire hoses that Djokovic of yesteryear would have always come back to win matches like today, but there’s less motivation when he knows Sinner is waiting for him anyway
>>153185515You mean Shelton
>>153185515uncshelton
Fuck, 130 euros down the drain, at least I don't lose it either.What happened though, just woke up
>>153185515You mean Zverev
>>153185521>>153185525What is this new meme I missed
>>153185515You mean the ball girl.
>>153185526Musetti had a groin injury out of completely nowhere after mercilessly spanking Djokovic for two sets, looking like straight sets until then. Djokovic was particularly geriatric looking in the first set
>>153185542Kek love it Musetti must suffer for all his life for choking that 2-set lead against Djokovic in Roland Garros. He was healthy back then too, no excuse there.
novak must be pissed musetti got injured because he has to lose to sinner nowdon't say you mean shelton
>>153178586.
>>153185542he was going to come back and win anyway
Personally I thought it was funnier to pretend De Minaur would bear Alcaraz than to pretend Shelton would beat Sinner
>>153185548>Roland Garroswhy are Frogs trying to meme this. It's the French open. Only Wimbledon has a popular name.
Musetti didn't want to get spankes by the fake dominant Italian perhaps.Must hurt his ego, to see an impostor rise up to be the face of Italian tennis
>>153185554Pretty unlikely based on how shit he was playing in the first set and he's also never come back from 2-0 sets down in the AO before, and he's not even at his peak now. Musetti's injury saved him from oblivion. Not going to save him from getting gaped by Sinner though
>another year of 4 GS semis for Novakso close and yet so far
>>153185562Depends on the country I suppose.Here we say, open da austrália, roland garros, wimbledon, us open
>>153185565Excuse me, there is a Black man named Ben Shelton in the way of that. Show some respect.
>>153185569>open da austráliaIt's the Naarm Open>us openFlushing Meadows
Novaxx can't win a devil magic battle with his heir Binner. Getting ROFL stomped by the doper isn't helping anyone
>>153185571>Shelton beating Sinnerwew lad. Murican players need to hop back in the bin, along with De Minaur (sadly)
Cand the Djoker beat Shelton-Zverev.I think he can, there's still a way for him.All the stars are alligning so far
>>153185562The weird thing about RG is I believe it’s some guys name but it gets used like it’s some French word, like it means “rolling hills” or something Imagine just calling Wimbledon “Tim Henman”
>>153185581wtf shelton weighs 88kgi also didnt realise he was that tall for some reason i thought he was shorter
Pleasantly surprised to get a refund on my bet there. Idk shit about tennis but seems like that should be a loss…
What does Wimbledon even meanWhat the fuck is a Wimbledon
Is this even " lucky " for Djokovic? He's just going to get embarrassed by Sinner. The last time he got this kind of luck was USO.2016 and he didn't win that either cause of the elbow injury and shit
>>153185601Its good for those most semis stats
>>153185604And he can always hope to meet Shelton>>153185585
>>153185601If Djokovic beats Sinner and Alcaraz all you faggots will shut up for enternity. Federer fags would be dead for good.
>>153185593It's a suburb in LUN DUN innit m8
>>153185605Shelton would embarrass him as well man. This Djokovic looks more washed than he did against Istomin/Chung. At least there he has injury excuse. Djokovic's black magic isn't worth shit cause he never capitalizes because of forces out of his control
>>153185593i call it "wimpleton" sometimes just for a bit of a cheek
>>153185610It's not happening dude. I'm not really a Djokovic fan but I do.root for him to get his 25th slam. There's no way he beats Sinner/Alcaraz unless they die on the court
Over/under on djokovic sending goons out to break alcaraz/sinners' knees and get the 25th?
>>153185610If, if if if if
>well tell me something>just sitting there doing nothingCoaches have rough
Dialed in.7:00 Rod Laver Arena 28/1/2026
>>153185660>>>/sp/tennis
>>153185660what a brat
>>153185663Will dopey cheating drug head sinner pick up?
>shelton edges a 5 set endurance match vs sinner>zverlingz beats grug>djoko picks off shelton and an easy final win against a known choker to secure #25trust the plan boomerbros
>Sinner beats Shelton>retires from cramps at 2-0 over Djokovic>Zverev beats Grug>gets arrested for DV and can't contest the finals>25 without winning a set
>>153185680Novak will lose to either Shelton or wife beater in this scenario. Did anyone actually watch him play today lol
>>153185680would be the funniest slam win of all time
>>153185680Shelton got molested by Sinner last year in straight sets
>>153185680>Shelton retires with a shoulder injury up 2 sets to 0ftfy
>>153185686blud's joints are filled with sand
It's known that musetti and NoVaxx are friends. He probably paid him to give up. It's nearly impossible for normal fair players like shelton and alcaraz to win a gs. We already know they will cheat the game for dopey cheating drug head sinner. And the woman beater shouldn't even be allowed to leave germany. At least dopey cheating drug and trans head igor lost.
>>153185668No, Sincheat is NOT built for this
>>153178648How much did you bet?
The only way Djoko does anything is if takes like painkillers or cortisone shots or whatever like he did against Alcaraz last year and then plays against Binner
>>153185694Not to mention the bigger issue might be that he was playing completely flat. His shots had no juice or motion. Zero feel. People are just making up delusional scenarios. If Djokovic played broccoli head, he might totally get outhit. If he played against the abuser, he would die in a 4 hour 3 set borefest
dont tell me you fell for djokovics mto strategy
>>153185703One of his finest moments unironically. The way she played victim and glared made it all worth it.
>>153185728>People are just making up delusional scenarios. It's literally serbs, indiand and chinese people hoping somehow he might once get the chnace zo be called goat. They hate federer so much they become delusional.
>>153185703He was aiming for the button
>>153185562always knew it as french openall of a sudden few years ago britiah tv start calling it roland garrosmindbogglingfrench are such narcissistscant help themselves
>>153185581umm sheldon can actually serve and hit the ball kek unlike that rodent scurrier
>>153185581okay comparing their WL ratio is insane
>>153185593means home of the wombles
>>153185660god damn bitch cut your tits offchill
is demon elite?
federer won wimbledon when he was like 40 or some shiddit CAN happen for djokovicmore walkovers WILL happen
>>153185667It seems bratty until you realise she’s paying him $500k per year. It’s like you doing shit all at work and your boss suffering the consequences - you will get chewed out.
>>153185742No, I don't think the things you're seeing here are from Djokovic fans lol. It's just people trolling
>>153185680>>153185684The only ways to turn this tourney around and make it not shit.
>>153185764Please don't compare the goat of tennis with NoVaxx.
been waging all day just got in to see>MusettiKWAB
>>153185781You can't be the GOAT and be the biggest choker of all time.
I've seen an equal amount of Indians support either Fraud or Novaxx. Another reason why GOATDal has always been the superior option, his fanbase is basically only Euros
All these players being hurt, fils, draper, faa, fonseca, musetti, is tennis getting more physical than before?
>>153185686He wasn't playing badly, he generated a bunch of break chances, he just couldn't stop spraying balls and getting broken back. Maybe the blister explains that, maybe the rest threw him off, idk. Match didn't look over to me in the 3rd tho. Even for not being at his usual level, a comeback still didn't look impossible, which says something.It was also an emotionally weird match. He didn't really seem interested. The atmosphere in the arena was just flat. Couldn't even antagonize the crowd because I don't think anyone there was actually excited about seeing Musetti win. Even when he tried complaining about the crowd to get himself going, nothing stuck. This was the one "off" performance he's had in the tournament so far.But honestly, of the players left, I think Shelton is the only one who couldn't beat him. Not enough weapons.
>>153185814Yup, this is also a trend for all sports but it's weird how rapid it's become? Like just 3-5 yrs ago you never saw these many injuries. Still shills will tell you " tennis evolves " and has got better because of " physicality " when like half the top 20 are complete glass lol
>>153185814It's literally climate change. Playing at crazy temperatures with such dense schedules just fucks athletes up.
what's this faggot walk out
>>153185830I mean specifically how rapid it's become for tennis
>>153185814>>153185830>>153185834it's the garbage shoes, started with Chung and that canyon sized hole in his foot and got worse
>>153185814>>153185834See>>153185432>>153185457>>153185474
>>153185818>He wasn't playing badly>he just couldn't stop [playing badly]
>SF Sinner gets a heart attack and dies on court>F Alcaraz gets explosive diarrhea and dies on court>#25>"Amazing achievement Novak how do you still do it at 60 years old?">"huh.. just too good I guess huh..."
>>153185834Tennis has been getting more physical for decades now.Racket technology (how hard players can hit it now) was a big tipping point. It's not just serve and volley like the good old days.Fuller schedules meaning less time to rest and rehab the constant niggling injuries makes larger ones more common too. Plus there's more parity, and the floor has risen on what a pro needs to be able to do to remain competitive, which yeah is going to mean their bodies break down faster.
Still can’t believe he retired there. The difference in prize money between QF to Semi is $750k to $1.25 mil.
>>153184379he will dissapoint you in the big moments where you think he has it wonbtw carlos zverev will surely be the night match right? or will sinner get priority
sinner got brutally kitmogged
>>153185894making an injury worse is retarded
>>153185894Ozbux are worthless, can't even buy a house with that much
>>15318570740 euros at 3.72 for the Italian Maestro.
how much coal are american woman burning if even their tennis players are muttoids
both of them should have just worn white shirts
djokovic is going to get anally GAPED in an unrelentingly brutal fashion by sinner
Oh didn't notice Sinnton had started
>>153185907degenerate
finna be a 4 hour baseline slopfest frfr
>>153185912Your stars are FAA, a wigger, and Diallo
robbie koenig is so corny
>2:54amRip my day tomorrow
>>153185937Sinner in three, you can go to bed now
>>153185937it's already today
The white man will win Trust
>>153185924Gonna be a short match if Shelton can't make a 1st serve.
>>153185948benny is white
>>153185952…says no one.
Is there a single stream that doesn't lag?
>>153185946False, the day begins when you wake up
And it's over. So how badly does Binner beat Novaxx? Guess the amount of games the Serb wins
>>153185964I have plenty
>>153185964yes
>>1531859663. 6-0, 6-1, 6-2
>1 plays three seed>2 plays 4 seed?
>>153185964mine has been flawless and Im phonefaggingThis match is so jester. Why is there a mic next to the coach section? Why is there coaching now? Why does the net have a red light for faults?The sport is turning into a clown show.
>>1531859662 games, wins in 3 fast sets
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLL
This AO has been comfy in the morning with a cup of coffee but if I’d have woken up for any of these matches I would have been annoyed.
italian jews lagging my streams FUCK
>>153185981grim
>>153185964lmao just go to playtorrio
>>153185983just get the official espn app saar best disney very much
Beating Pedro Martinez (71) Francesco Maestrelli(137) and Botic van de Zandschulp (75) gets you to a Slam SF these days.
>>153185966I expect a walkover before long. He'll just watch if Sharton somehow wins. When he doesn't Novax will announce "muh body muh injuries" and give a walkover.
What set will Shelton retire?
Worst part about the AO schedule is that no bars are open when the matches are played. Love to sit with some mute 70 year olds and drink beer for 4 hours, not speak a word to each other, and then go home.
>>153185990Botox is 75th now?How the mighty have fallen
Sinner and Alcaraz are seriously so far above the rest of the pack it's just ridiculous.
I am backing the german guy
Shelton can hardly hit Sinners rally ball past the service line, just pathetic.
Dopiner serving like shit and he still beating shelton handily
>>153186010We should count ourselves lucky that there's at least two at that level.Could very well be just one, and he could be sitting on 8 consecutive slams.
>>153186019a sinner that good doesn't serving haver that it have to be
Big things are coming
>>153186024Touche but I miss the big 4 period where there was at least some variety of which two would be there in the final.Feels like every single grand slam now we know is just gonna end up Alcaraz vs Sinner.
Sinner/Alcaraz final is booked, nobody can compete with them
>celebrate.exe>racket shake>face unchanged
>>153186036>huh
>>153186059nostradamus over here
>>153186051Never heard of him
Is this muttoid piece of shit seriously rank 7
>>153186058Agreed, and it will
>post-set interview with Daddy Shelton>McEnroe: "why doesn't he do this, this, and this?">"good idea, I'll remind him of that"Why the fuck is this allowed? Commentators shouldn't be allowed to be third wheel coaches.
>>153186066His name is Jerome Sharton please he has a name
>>153186063…yet.
Shelton needs to bring out his Black half. Needs more emotion, shouting, beating chest.
>>153186090
>>153186090Think he should shout something like>THAT’S WHAT’S UP!!When he scores a point.
>>153186090Can shelton bring some soul into tennis?
you think this matchup is gonna be interesting before it starts, then sinner just dominates
>>153186102What did you expect? He is on drugs again.
CMAN UNCLE BEN
Is broccoli head the stupidest top 10 player we've seen in the 21st century?
>SHITon
>>153186122I don't know what it is. He could be the male version of serena but something is holding him back.
Chance of this going to 5 sets? 2%?
>>153185975That's just how the draw shook out this time.
sinners outfits this AO have been his worst by far, who picked that disgusting shade of brown?
>>153186090this, needs to chimp out, go gorilla mode
>>153186146Looked like shit at the US Open too.
>>1531861270.0000000000000001%
ON on the otherhand consistently make great fits both men & women
>>153186155All that to get spanked by daddy Sinner again
I can't explain it but NoVaxx would be struggling more against shelton than sinner. NoVaxx historically sturggles against strong black players.
>>153186155hello, based department?
i hate sinners pedo stare before his serve so much
>>153186164Novak never lost to a Nigger
This Shelton bloke as ass
>>153186174
>>153186179based kyriGOD
>>153186179let us be real for one moment, beating him in 2017 is more worthless than beating him now
>>153186174Tsonga?
>>153186070To be fair he could be texting with other 100 coaches as well, it's not like they're sealed from the outside world
Learner needs to hurry and level up because this can't be the best American tennis has to offer.>>153186179>the one win was the '22 Wimbledon finalkek
Sinner is so skinny. He would have less haters if he had 10lb more muscle and didnt look Auschwitz
>>153186179His father is white and his mother is malaysian. That like saying Raducanu is black, or Federer is a Nigger because his maternal grandpa was black
>>153186146Nike are an unironically crappy clothing brand in 2026. Every other clothing sponsor came with far better outfits
>>153186200he's really not that skinny
>DV perp v neanderthal>drug cheat v novaxThis AO final 4 is quite problematic....
>>153186201Don't complicate it. He's black and so is shelton.
Sinner breaks here and Shelton gets his ass beat by daddy Dennis
>>153186201>Federer is a Nigger because his maternal grandpa was blackwow I had no idea. His nose shape always seemed odd to me and now it all makes sense
>>153186200> Sinner is so skinny. He would have less haters if he had 10lbDo you mutts ever reflect and wonder why the guy who never went through a gym bulking phase and is holocaust skinny is dominating the sport in physicality and ball speed?Maybe your "muscle" is really just making you fat and not stronger. This is literally how anyone who does has not resided in a basement with heavy objects for months views "strong" men; YOU'RE FAT.
>>153186207>>DV perp v neanderthal>>drug cheat v novaxoh come on. you must at least call the neanderthal a roider as well in this style of listing.
>>153186216His love of gold jewellery should have alerted you
>drops to floor because he won a point on his serve while getting demolished in generalzoomers are such a disgrace. it was an okay shot at the top ten level, chill out kid.
>>153186218No, it's just that he's doping. Don't overcomplicate this
>>153186200He pretty much has the same build as me. Sadly I have none of the tennis talent tho
>Nigg Niggrios isn't black
>>153186201>His father is white>Giorgos Kyrgios>whiteKlaus....
>>153186222I hate the dropping on the floor shit when players win anyway. Pisses me off.
>>153186218Yeah you dont really need any strength to be good at tennis.Im just saying, it gives one an automatic feeling of disgust to see a skinny man with noodle arms and a gaunt face. Hence why he has so many haters.
Broccoli head's only chance of winning is serving a ball into Binner's balls or belting an overhead into his face. Legitimately think he should try it, only chance he's got
>>153186228according to US racial views Greeks are white > Federer is a Nigger because his maternal grandpa was blackthats not even true kek
The only two guys caught doing PED's are Sinner and Zverev (yes, insulin is a PED and banned) I don't care that you're a diabetic subhuman. Novak and Carlos were never tested positive
>>153186216Lol what? He has a normal nose.
>>153186200>>153186218Plenty of (good) male tennis players have that rangy thin build. Medvedev, Sinner, Zverev, all have the blocky torso with thin arms.
>>153186232>you dont really need any strength to be good at tennis>t. never played Tennisyou mutt atrophy every day because your gym muscles have 0 (zero) use outside the specific movements in your stinky work out box.>it gives one an automatic feeling of disgust to see a skinny manthats only Americans. You are looking at peak athelticism in a sport and your brain gets an ick>"Eww he doesn't eat McDonalds enough. Hes probably poor.""because youre a fat muttzoid who only eats slop. Everyone hates Americans. And skinny is admired in the world.
>>153186247So you be sayin' shelton is too strong and muscular to finna win a gs?
Binner second serve is so bad, yet shelton can't do shit with it
> german commentators only focus is on how sweet zoomies nigger father is and how everyone loves him.god i hate this cucked country
>>153186250Sinner low key has a big ass, that is the important muscle for athleticism
>>153186252I mean Carlos is more muscular and won a GS. Nadal also had a big left arm and that worked for him. I think the lanklets are just advantaged by having a better serve and then maintain their weight rather than gain unnecessary muscle considering how cardio based tennis is.
>>153186247>ZverevBut hes not even that skinny. Hes legit just too tall. His physical form when he is prepared for the French Open specifically is very muscular.Like Sinner he will have bulging shoulders, forearm and thigh muscles. He just wont have the fat covering all of it like wawrinka to make him seem heavy.>>153186263nigger
>Guojiao 1573 (National Cellar 1573), Australian Open sponsor, is a premier, high-end Chinese baijiu produced by Luzhou Laojiao in Sichuan Province, named after its 1573 Ming Dynasty cellars. It is recognized for its strong aroma,, with tasting notes of pear, peach, and honey, often aged in natural caves for 5+ years. Has somebody tried this?
Sinnerbros…
>>153186267>$225 for 500mli'm too much of a poor alcoholic to try
if this cuck gets 'sick' and drops out or something i swear
>>153186266Whiter than you, Hans
>>153186263Dude walks around like he's carrying a turd, no wonder he got dumped by layla hasanovic
>>153186267I would never voluntarily eat food made in China. Chances are it's full of heavy metals and cancer chemicals just to save 0.01 cents.
Imagine he would care about tennis>Taller than any top 50>super strong >Fastest serve ever
>>153186278>prey eyes
comeback starts now
>>153186279keeps a buttplug coated in EPO in at all times
>>153186283wrong bodytype for tennis. He will be slow, and even worse, completely gassed at the second set already.
Anyone else think Binner isn't playing that well? Broccoli is just ass, but Binner's serve looks like shite. He'll get through Novaxx easy enough but grug might be a bigger challenge than I thought
>>153186266>very muscularGet some glasses, my cock has more girth than his chicken arms
>>153186280> Chances are it's full of heavy metals and cancer chemicals just to save 0.01 cents.yeah but its like 2€ for a huge meal so youll do it anyway
I genuinly think that renault roland garros ad is probably the best ad ever made.
>buy a new tv>rich, full, crisp colours>wall to wall nothing but blacks
>>153186296what about this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boD27Qq9kJw
>>153186295I meant that the people producing the food save 0.01 cent. It doesn't matter if it's a luxury item or food stall grade, it will always be poison because human life has no value in China
>>153186293Shelton serves bombs and that's about it, he can't return for shit, puts the ball back in play in that sweet spot for binner to smash it. At least the djoker will play more strategically.
he has same build as me wtfmaybe i should try tennis
>>153186312carrot top looking ahh
In the end Shelton is just temu Roddick
>>153186294he tends to have absurdly overtrained shoulders and thighs by RG for a tennis player
>>153186312>he has same build as me wtf>maybe i should try tennisyou should have found the sport that fits your body type when you were a kid already.Basketball players would only ever be circus freaks if the sport didnt exist.
>>153186286kek, yeah thats true
>>153186312Start doping
it's sheltoversinncaraz slop for eternity
>>153186309emmm didnt you see his last press conference?Shelton revolutionized his game. Especially at the net he dominates now.
>>153186294he mogs you
Dude Baldal would kill Binner, this guy looks like the most fragile ATG player and any sort of real physicality feels like it would kill him. If Novaxx had his prime legs I feel like he could grind Binner into dust. No player on tour has the requisite shot tolerance to beat this guy outside of grug
>Novak Djokovic: “I’m chasing Sinner and Alcaraz? I’m always the chaser and never been chased? I find it disrespectful that you missed out on what happened in between when I dominated the Grand Slams for 15 years.” NoVaxx has completly lost it.
Sinner doesnnt look impressive at all. Shelton is just shit.
>>153186348He's right and he needs that sort of mentality if he wants to win. He's been acting like a pussy in press conferences after AO 2025
Can someone please explain to me why all the American tennis academies are so obsessed with power and serve? No other country invests more in their tennis athletes than America, yet all they ever produce are hard hitting servebots.Roddick, Isner, Querrey, Fritz, Tiafoe, Shelton, the list goes on. Can also include their leaf cousins with Raonic, Shapovalov. All critically dependent on their serve, all completely outclassed by the superior all-round games of the top Europeans, and yet America still fiercely trains them for serving and heavy hitting.America hasn't won a men's singles slam since 2003 with Roddick. Europe has won all the slams since then (except for Russia which is Asia). Why won't the Americans change?
>>153186338>Especially at the net he dominates now.He's winning 65% of his net pints tonight but Sinner is winning 84% of his.
>>153186359Just won a very good one there though.
>>153186348This can't be real. Disgusting vulture has no awareness.
>>153186349Looks like an amateur vs. pro exhibition. sheltons ground strokes are ass
>>153186355reflects well the different mentality of the countries I guessmuh our big cars our big guns our big niggers
>Shelton screaming PIZZA TIME after winning his gameThis isn't really necessary.
>>153186355>except for Russia which is Asiabullshit, all the top Russian players are from the European part of Russia
>>153186369ikr, screaming like he won the set just to hold serve at 3-2 lol
Commentary keeps saying how this is an incredible match by Sinner but I’m not seeing it.
this guy has the worst backhand
>>153186344>>153186344I bet you would suck Zverev's cock, he's russian after all and you're a serbcuck
>>153186377Dominating while playing like shit is impressive in its own way.
AHAHHAHAHAHAH hes so shit
>>153186377He isn't. Broccoli is just shit at playing rallies longer than 5 shots. I thought Binner would cruise to his 3rd AO but grug might actually make it interesting
>>153186383he's german unlike you
>>153186392Make it nice and wet for him, take the cock really deep like the hoe Ivanovic did with Basti :3
Which match type is better: an exciting first set with a blowout in sets 2 & 3 (Alcaraz and de Minaur) or a very mid 3 sets (this match)?
>>153186397you seem very heterosexual
>>153186399former is at least interesting for a while
So Jannik break him now
That's match.
yawn
>>153186411Called it
>>153186399exciting first set for sure. remember when schoolkate took a set off sinner?
>>153186399De Minaur was way better than this. Shelton is a terrible player to watch
Sheltroon bros, it's over
good end this so i can go to bed.
>>153186355I don't think it's specific to tennis, it's more of a cultural thing.They just see being thin as shameful, so their players tend to be heavier, but of course it's not ideal for tennis.
>>153186422The only reason manure was a better watch is because he gave grug easy opportunities to farm highlight reals
Neither Zverev or Novak will win a set against them
>>153186421Sinner could hardly believe Schoolkate managed that, hilarious match
Shelton can't win a set against a gassed.binner
Shelton ain't got that dog
>>153186430Manure broke grug twice, he wasn’t doing too badly
>couldn't even get to one tb
>>153186355I'm not sure desu but I'm going to blame the Jews
>>153186201I can't find any source for this. His mom is Afrikaner. White South African
>>153186443His problem is he can't hold serve
>>153186432zverev took alcaraz to 5 in a RG final
See kids: If you take drugs and cheat you can do anything you want.
>>153186399Both were foregone conclusions so I'll take the one that at least had a modicum of excitement
>>153186445always a good choice.Blame the jews, and follow the money will yield 99% of correct answers
>>153186447He pretty much shat on Bublik and Tiafoe, Alcaraz and Sinner are just in another universe
>>153186399first example every time. de minaur was playing good quality tennis and drawing out the talent that makes alcaraz world number 1. I'll take that kind of match over this utter slop every day of the week. especially with shelton's overreacting to holding serve.
>>153186446Oh wait you were joking nevermind I'm dumb
>>153186443grug serve not too good at the moment
>>153186445Based on history you have a better than average chance of being right.
>seething about sinner in the big 26
That was fucking awful, wta is better than this shit
>sincaraz final again
DOES MY NIGGA NOVAX STAND A CHANCE AGAINST SINNER
>>153186471no
>>153186355A big serve is a fast-track to being dangerous enough to win matches consistently with a high enough floor, and from there try to develop a ground game to raise your ceiling as high as it can go. So it's as good a "shortcut" template as you can ask for, and the revolving door of top-100 Americans with big serves and not much else is a testament to that. I would put Fritz and Shelton at pretty good odds against any "all-rounder" Euro outside of SinCaraz. And what those two have isn't something that can be taught at at academy. But you're right, absent real talent, it's a method of producing limited players with very low ceilings, and funnily enough I think after Roddick the rest of the tour was kind of inoculated against that style of play. I wouldn't be surprised if none of the current American men never win a major.
>>153186471Yes, binner is clearly not in best physical shape
>>153186471Sure. He looked a bit injured today. Feels like he won't be able to finish his next match.
>>153186471only if he wins the first and can seethe himself into form with crowd hatred, unlikely though. Lost 2 sets to a one-legged Musetti
Anyone else think this year’s AO has been really underwhelming so far? Wawrinka was alright, but other than that, it still feels like we’re in the first round. Every match has been so utterly predictable and boring. Just blowout after blowout. Hopefully it gets better from here on out.
>>153186478>I wouldn't be surprised if none of the current American men never win a majorKorda is one of the favourites for Wimbledon
>>153186487We're in the garbage sincaraz era. This AO is the new normal. Worst grand slam I can remember in a while
>>153186471Sinner is gonna bagel him in the first two sets then vomit on court and retire. Ez win for Novak
I said this earlier. If Novaxx can take painkillers and cortisone shots before the match maybe he has a slight chance against Binner
>>153186487It’s the worst AO i have seen in my 10 years of watching. Wawrinka’s 5-setter was alright and Sinner v Alcaraz might be good. Every other match was boring. WTA was boring too.
>>153186499He just needs his CREATINA
>the Musetti retirement put Djokovic ahead of Federer for Australian Open wins with 103holy hell that is hilarious.
>>153186525*
>>153186487Yeah. There hasn't even been a single 5 setter held on Rod Laver.
>>153186525
>>153186331i only actually grew a lot from like 17-19but i had no skill for sports regardless so i'm not too devastated>>153186487it's been dogshitjust sitting around for the inevitable sincaraz finalwhich i expected but i wanted some interesting stuff between
>>153186512Yeah last year was way better. Some truly epic matches last year like Sinner/Rune. Zverev vs Tien has probably been the best match this year
>>153186578
>>153185990Botox Vanderslop kek
>>153186283...and he'd fail every doping test because look at his cartoonish muscles
>>153186348It's called the self-confidence of knowing you're the GOAT. And it's called dealing with a hostile media with an agenda.
