I was born and raised in Manchester. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Trivagoman, a goblin from Germany that travels to England when Trivago is advertising. He blinds everybody with his horrible teeth and then disappears until the next Trivago ad. I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our television.
Ubiquitous obnxious advertising makes me boycott the brand behind it. I'm not using Trivago. I will never go to KFC. I refuse to buy anything by H&S.
In Germany he is known by many names. DVAGman, Opelman, Erdingerman
>>153180565i know him as kult-kloppo
>>153180561you need to go one step further and note their competitors in the back of your mind in case one day you may be in need of such a service
>>153180459humiliation ritual
>>153180597>GIVE ME FREEDOM>GIVE ME FIRE>GIVE ME TRIVAGO>THEN I RETIRE
>>153180459>I was born and raised in Manchester. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Trivagoman, a goblin from Germany that travels to England when Trivago is advertising. He blinds everybody with his horrible teeth and then disappears until the next Trivago ad. I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our television.travago man is just a myth. he doesn't ex...ACK!
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I saw this man while on holiday in Barcelona and he humiliated me in front of my wife simply because I didn't check his app
>>153180779>he didn't check trivago
>>153180574Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
>>153180459Ive never seen a trivago ad, and ive never used trivago
>>153180459I'm looking at the most disgusting ugly freak I've ever seen in my life
>>153180459Simply Kult
>>153181177turn your monitor on
>>153180979
>>153180459GREAT threadbest thread on spee, even
>>153181387>Klopp, Kahn, Müller, Lahm, Frings, Mertesacker, VöllerThe german phenotype I imagine sacking Rome and making themselves Kings throughout the western Roman empire
>>153180779Oh yeah? Prove it
>>153180459>spends 1000 gorillion dollars to win the league once in 10 years>gets endless tv commercialsi dont get it
>>153181466
>>153182184Füllkrug, don't forget about him
>>153182210never go Füllkrug
>>153180459you hahe to check trivagho
>>153182238WADAOTEL
>>153182524Sometimes it’s crazy to remember he actually used to be a player. I remember him saying that he was a pretty bad player, and almost no one remembers him as an active pro. But he was one, he can’t have been that bad. He played well over 300 games for Mainz in the 2nd tier and scored over 50 goalsWhen you think about it, it is kind of crazy that only very few managers were not pros themselves. Mourinho is one of these examples
>>153182524Ebin
>>153182524Vgh
>>153182524so this is what happens when you check trivago, wow.>>153183019I think he meant comparing to top level in non farmers league, and iirc mouyes played in portugese 2nd tier as well so thats about the same as bundespoopensharten. to think of it, top players turned top coaches are extremely rare since thats essentially a different job, I could only think of baldiola, incelotti, maybe >zidane. national team ones don't count since they are memes.
>>153186581Simeone?
>>153186581Mourinho played even lower than that, most of his career was in the reserve teams, Klopp’s playing career wasn’t half bad in the grand scheme of things
Once I'm rich I'm getting Kloppo teeth
>>153183019The craziest one for me was when I saw the Ballon d’Or top 10 for 1980 or thereabouts, and apparently Felix Magath (a literal nobody shit manager who managed in the Premier League for about three months) was one of the greatest players in the world back then.
>>153186980Yes, that’s also strange from today’s perspective. He really was an excellent player, though. An important part of Hamburg‘s most successful era. A lot of people have forgotten that nowadays because he became a meme manager (but winning the 08/09 Bundesliga with Wolfsburg was a highlight). He’s the most old-school guy imaginable and preaches his 80s coaching philosophy in every interview, inserting himself as a candidate for any open job - especially at Hamburg, where the fans are scared to death of him eventually getting a job at their club
>>153180459>I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our televisionLegend has it that only adblockers and his own ego will stop him.
>>153182184kings of europe
Trivagoman is an American pretending to be a German
>>153186748>high profile defensive midfielder who had hair transplant and sucks at europehe is in the same category at conte: proto bald fraud.
>>153180459I thought Europe didn't have advertisements on TV?
>>153181387I look like this
>>153188186Goes John „Cult Collopp“ Collopp into a bar …>>153188724Yes, Americans invented ads and we still haven’t seen the light of civilization
>>153182184>known only for losing warsKWAB
>>153188894>known only for getting partitioned and seething about GermanyKWAP
>>153189041>immediately starts seething after its delusional roleplay gets called out>accuses others of seethingyou might wanna hide in /bundes/ to cool your nerves, Genghis
>>153186980Magath was a great player, though it’s worth remembering that only Europeans were eligible for the Balon D’Or back then
>>153189066>immediately goes ballistic and spouts delusional nonsenseCan’t say I‘m surprised, you are a true Pole
Why do rich people get fake teeth instead of just cleaning and whitening their real ones?
>>153189330I kind of suspect it is subconsciously done to show status. Like flaunting an expensive shiny Gucci bag
>>153189315>gets called out for seething>accuses others of seething>gets called out for being delusional>accuses others of being delusionalI know wewuzing is the fundament of your culture Genghis, but this is still embarrassing.>inb4 "no u le embarrassing"
>>153188724The BBC don’t because it’s funded by the loicence fee. Some European TV channels have a similar set-up. But every country has extensive advertising on TV.
>>153180565He is also Media Markt man now.
>>153189490>make provoking statement that is false>gets called out>y-you are s-sething!>his entire nations history is being humilated by two greater nations>talks about wars and history >his nation instantly got destroyed in record time it had a war with the two greater nations>the two most famous person of his country were a half french composer and a female scientist that ditched his nation for france>meanwhile those two other nations have created superior music, art, scientific advancement and literature>even his greates cities were built up by russians and germansCrazy how rent free this flags lives in your head. The same can be said about brits who constantly seethe about germany as well.I never looked at a russian flag, or at a french, or american flag and had the need to seethe and makes these false statements about said nation.It also doesn't help that we are superior to you in every metric.But I assume you will just >imply with some meme anwser.
>>153180459My grandfather used to tell me stories about Fu Manchu, an Asian supervillain.He did the accent and everything, including the squinty chink eyes. “My name is Fu Manchu, and I am determined to destroy you”
>>153200634bodied that freak
>>153200634>>make provoking statement that is falseexcept it's not false lolthe rest of your post is pure fanfic thoughdownright pathetic, especially with parts like>>his nation instantly got destroyed in record time it had a war with the two greater nationsboiling into pure projections as you just described muttmany getting gaped in two world wars back to back >>153200767go back to your dumb mutt shed, dumb mutt
>>153200634>>153200767have mercy on him, he's that one schizo pole who immediately spawns in every thread abput germany and goes full autismo
>>153202809>replied to itself so fast it made a typo>the post is just more of the usual projection anywaycan you get any more pathetic?
>>153188894You're known for being toilet cleaners lmao.
>>153180597The money cant be that good lmao what
>>153180565 I used to call him Milhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSqOZRQfUpA
>>153180614i hate this fuck ass picture
>>153180459Trivagoman frequents Canadian hockey games.
>>153180459they show that commercial during hockey games here and my dad has no idea that guy is a famous soccer manager
>>153216415Honestly i feel like alot of Gen Z in Canada could recognize him. For a long time there was a huge amount of marketing for Dorrtmund and Liverpool in general in Canada and to the wider extent of north america
>>153216429really? when? i dont think most gen z broccoli heads could point out dortmund on a map of germany.
>>153216443>>153216443>dortmund on a map of germany.How does that have any effect on us knowing the exists? or being able to recognize the logos and uniforms etc
>>153216415no fucking shit I had no idea he was a soccer manager i just thought he was some guy. no shit. like legitimately had no clue til now. >>153216429>>153216443I turn 30 this year if this helps. No clue who the fuck this guy is. I don't watch soccer, I'm a heterosexual white man in the western hemisphere.
>>153216466No, you're Canadian.
funny how in this ad Americans just see an incredibly weird looking bad actor
>>153182184
you don't even know how good you have ithere in germany he's in like every second commercial for a variety of brands, it's actually insane how much of an advertising whore he is
