What are your predictions?
>>153183223Kairat win 1-0
>>1531832230-01-00-00-00-01-00-00-00-00-01-00-00-00-00-00-00-10-0
I predict I will become a billionaire and buy 4chan
>>153183223predicting a cheeky qarabag win
>>153185938Liverpool will win INSHALLAH
>>153183223of the top 8 6 will be english
Discuss.Dortmund are 99,8% SafeGala and Qara are like 95% SafeL`OM could end up with 9 points but with good goal difference and their game is not super hard, id say 90% safeLeverkusen is like 87% safe given home game and only realistically needing 1 point and could go through even with a lossMonaco is like 83% safe given home game vs Juve who have nothing to play for and could go through even with a lossPSV is like 65% safe given 8 points and Bayern, BUT Bayern has nothing to play forAthletic is like 80% safe given home game and not the worst goal difference should they take 1 pointOlympiakos is like 25% safe, hard away game and if they only take 1 point its a cointoss if they make itNapoli 35% Safe, hard game vs Chelsea and 1 point means a cointoss for them to to make itCopenhagen 4% safe, most likely have to win away to Barca that themself have to win.Brugge 30% safe, win and make it, else they're out.Bodö/Glimt is 5% safe, need the away win to Atletico and even then its not 100% they make itBenfica 20% safe, if they get all 3 points they most likely will make it but Real need 1 point for top 8Pafos 30% safe, need 3 points too to get up on 9, but have -6 GD so they would like to win with 2 or 3 even. Though they have Slavia at home and not Bayern MunichUSG is 7% Safe, Home game vs Atlanta that can come top 8, even if USG take 3 point they have t be a bit lucky given their bad GDAjax is like 20% safe, They play vs a contender for top 24 at home, so with 3 points they eliminate Olympiakos and go up on 9 points, they still have bad GD so they have to be lucky
>>153186407no, it will only be City and Liverpool. You will need 16 point for top 8
>>153186580+Arsenal
>>153186580tottenham beat frankfurt and chelsea beat napoliokay maybe not newcastle with psg it could be 5/8
>tfw youre nearly out of CL thanks to buying only attackers>>153186407When did people start supporting their leagues lolIs this a new thing in England?
Please Inter use some lube
>>153183223tomorrow can't come soon enough
>>153186650>When did people start supporting their leagues lolt. only has 1 team supportable and even that has an anglo talisman
Can someone write down matches worth watching in terms of intrigue? I cant find it anywhere else. /sp/ help make my evening fun plz
>>153186831Wow, lots of meaningfull games, 10/18 games means something for both teamsAthletic vs Sporting, Athletic for survival, Sporting for top 8Chelsea vs Napoli, same as above, both for survival and top 8Ajax vs Olympiakos, maybe my pick as both are having an anxiety game for survivalBenfica vs Real, Survival and top 8 at stakeBrugge vs OM, Survival for both at stakeAtleti vs Bodö, Survival and top 8 at stakeBarca vs Köpenhamn, Survival and top 8 at stakeUSG vs Atalanta, Survival and top 8 at stakeCity vs Gala, Survival and top 8 at stake although Gala are practically safeLiverpool vs Qarabag, Survival and top 8 at stake although Qara are practically safe
>>153186891This chatgpt and I dont trust it.
Groups were superior to this slop format
>>153186938Real answer is psg vs newcastle, winner goes through
>>153186983ok noted what else? Gala vs City>?
>>153186938No, unironically i just wrote it
>>153187056I dont believe this
Ok one last favor /sp/. Any multi-stream link? You know how they show you goals and important moments from each match?
>>153186983Rather watch a game where there is more at stake for both teams, loser in PSG game is still safe for top 24, Napoli vs Chelsea or Ajax vs Olympiakos, or even Atheltic Bilbao vs Sporting, Benfica vs Real, Brugge vs OM. These 5 games are the must-watch
don't like this incredulous, demanding German one bit
>>153187097One stream and I'm set forever do the good thing for once
>>153187062I wrote the long % list too, i just pulled the % from thin air but i think the % are reasonable
>>1531832230-01-00-00-00-01-00-00-00-00-01-00-00-00-00-00-00-80-0
Theme for tonight could be Nederlands vs BelgiumThe dutch vs belgium fight can be real this evening, 2 dutch teams can realistically go through and 0 belgian, or the other way around with 2 belgian and 0 dutchOr maybe Cyprus vs Greece with Pafos going through and Olympiakos missing out
>>153187062But i take it as a complement that you think its ChatGPT, you think its thorough and informative :)
>>153186829Im a Frankfurt fan, why would I root for Buyern? Is this what english people do, rooting for teams they arent fans of?
>>153185721doesnt sound like the smartest way to invest your money
>>153187102sorry I'm a 'stick chad
>>153187155No I already said I don't trust chatgpt because usually it gives bullshit info.
>>153187318>Im a Frankfurt fanenjoy your whipping
>>153187389Nothing new for >us this season, thanks to our retarded board.
>>153186983Eddie is going to set the team up with his suicidal back 5 formation so it will be a dull watch.
>>153183223I have no idea what match to watch.Maybe Benfica vs Madrid but I hate both teams.
what if peeazgee rob newcastle one more time?the seeth would be sweet i think
MULTISTREAM LINK???My brother coming over we have plenty of drinks I want to enjoy night of goals come on guys.
>>153183223Wait, why wasn't there the CL games on Tuesday? I usually watch them when I get off work.
>>153188575all the games are at the same time because its the last of the group stage
fight for remaining top 8 is gonna be a bloodbath>>153188575so teams cant bullshit a result after watching others play last match day
These used to be my favourite threads on here. Out of all the great /sp/ moments I probably had the most fun discussing Champions League even though my team haven’t played in it since before 4chins was invented
What a nice day for a 18 game acca lads
>>153188748care to share your picks?
>>153188748o0.5 goals in all games for a sweet 1.3. What could possibly go wrong? Free money here I come.
club brugge vs marseille seems to be the most fierce matchup today whoever wins knocks the other one out
>>153188938>>153186891There are 7 others of those games. (From that list you can remove Liverpool vs Qara and City vs Gala. Gala and Qara will be safe. ). So, 8 brutal games in total
>>153187062It's legit because it has spelling and grammar mistakes. He must just be a serious mega-sperg.
As a Chelsea customer it really is a shame we didn’t beat Qarabarg. Just got score quickly against Napoli and have them quit
>>153188354Just watch comfy edels stube konferenz my G
FCB starting XI against copenhagen.
>>153189146No Pedri?
For me, it's Pafos.
>>153189162he is injured.also copenhangen starting once
Also Villarreal once in his last entry in this champions league edition against leverkusen.
This will be like the final day of the season but double the insanity
>>153189178Where are the Danes?
Cholo Simeone's once against bodo and glimtno Giuliano
athletic bilbao once against Sporting de Lisboawithout our best basques: iñaki and nico williams.
someone give me a parlay
test
>>153188575>tranimekys srsly
>>153189247ernesto throwing this game so that olympiacos can qualify with a loss
For me, I believe it will be Napoli - Chelsea and Barcelona - Copenhagen
>>153189363They're easily going to win.
>>153189411By they I mean Olympiakos
its snowing in frankfurt
Redpill me on this Ajax team
they suck ass
>>153189525they are a laughable team if olympiacos fail to at least get a draw it would be an actual kwabing unlike the ones against heerenveen malmo rosenborg in the past which were much better sides
Any anon have a link to the simultaneous stream?
>>153189641Seconding this
>>153189641nigga there's 18 match at the same time, you can't watch them all at the same time, this is madness
>>153189641viprow now vipbox lc
>>153189661our broadcaster has two separate multicasts for the top 8 and the untermensch
>>153189641ppv dot to has two channels that look like they may show goals from all games but no idea how they work since I didn't use them last year (if they ever existed back then)
>>153189661he is also posting anime pics in 30 different threads while doing so
>>153189661madness...?
>>153189563 The game is on their home ground though
evening ladshope you goodi am looking forward to comfy cl night with you
Dortmund-inter and psg-Newcastle seem to be the biggest matches of the day
AJAX WITH AN AI GENERATED GARBAGE COREO OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAE FALLEN
>>153189641See>>153189079
Kairat Almaty winning would be hilarious t. Arsenal fan
>>153189641 https://ppvs.su/
>>153189702heerenveen malmo rosenborg were also away games
can they do it?
>>153189706this
You niggas don't have Paramount + multicast?NGMI
Just spoke to God today. He said Arsenal will win in the Champions League final vs Inter
>>153189751>paying to watch sports
>>153189677>>153189689>>153189713>>153189723Thanks anons
is this considered the most exciting matchday? all the action at the same time, and presumably the most at stake for teams
LAYLAYLAYLAYLAYLAYLAYOOOOOOOHCIM BOM BOM
>>153189774He’s the quintessential ameriburger
>>153189706Nothing comfy about simultaneously keeping track of 18 matchs, sadly. My brain and eyes can't keep up.
>>153189757>set piece FC winning anything
the frankfurt and netherlands game has produced the best offsprings, as expected
goal athleticathletic bilabio 1 - sporting de lisboa 0
>>153189774>he doesn't get streamers included with his phone planNGMI
phew haaland almost scored
bullshit penalty desu
copenhagen goalbarsa 0 copenhagen 1
Mourinhosisters...
they're actually doing it
>18 simultaneous gamesGoing to try and follow this
>>153189818its over
>>153189840this desu ne
B R U G G E
>>153189867papadopoulus anon don't be sad, match last 90 minutes there is plenty of time.
MISSED RIGGED PENALTY FOR PISS SHIT GAY
>>153189863I only have 17 monitors :(
UMM I PICK tottenhamreal madridbayern
>>153189857UEFA needs to find a better script for these, it keeps fucking happening.
>>153189888Goals show my friend>pissG
>barcacaAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Barcelona LOL
dumblole
the olympics watermark takes up too much of the screen
>OMerdeOH NO NO NO NO NO
>Arselel
HOWEVER.
Who's the strongest team who can still fail to qualify? Doesn't really feel like there is one.
go union sg
AAAAAAAAAAA TOO MANY GAMES TO WATCH
barca be copingseething
>>153189914and they spelled Milan wrong kwab
About to see a Geordie meltdown
goal psg, vitinha
EPL reigns supremeJFs boiling
>sell Donnaruma to play chevalier>Bench chevalierWhy
oof mctominay just got a ball to the head and is looking a bit out of it
We will still lose.
haaland is too strong
Not even Golazo Show able to stream all 18 games at once
bilbao 1 sporting 1
>leave galatasaray to me
>>153189955He hasn't been that good apparently and the board is mad.
WTF WAS VILLAREAL GK DOING???
>>153189886if qarabaq scores olympiacos are gonna be knocked out even with a win
>>153189929If you have 2 monitors watch Napoli-Chelsea on one and Dortmund - Inter on the other
too many games happening lads i can't keep up
>>153190037oh well, we'll manage without you
>>153189955dollaruma tried to fuck psg on his contract renewal like he fucked milan before he left for psg, that's why they sold him
VILLARREAL PEAK FANNYING
Frimpong's season is over for Liverpool, went off 4 minutes in
MARSEILLE BEING SHAT ON
>>153189830> paying a phone plan
>Poocastle
K A I R A T
Sunderland would be 2-0 up
IT'S OVA
>>153190053ITS FUCKING EXQUISITE LADS
Pafos golazo
penalty for chelsea, and enzo fernandez scored it
>>153190110lol
Marseille getting raped. They're about to miss out on the next round.
Sorloth >>> Friolian Penalvarez
>>153190110What a retard
Tottenham now 9th LOL!
>>153190110goal or not?
>(p)enzo>(p)almerI wish I had a job as easy and well paid as these guys.
>we play brugge next round with these resultsI'll take it desubh stop the count
Wirtz has scored, in fact he seems to be scoring fairly often recently... flop sisters?!?!
A goal each from Bayern, Sporting and Ajax and then Pafos can do it lads
>villalel
>ToT>NEW
>>153190166Yeah its 1-0
this format is ridiculous it's impossible to keep up
Blooter at pafos
>>153190044rude!
>>153187326buying 4chan wouldn't be an investment it would just be a purchase of a toy.
>>153190175Plz beat City.
>>153190183and all on a (declared by Sky Sports) £20m fee!
>Liverpool play shit in the league but great in the CLEvery time.
>>153190199and yet there's very little jeopardy going on
>>153190183>stop letting Salah and gakpo dictate all the attacks>other players look better
>>153190199
>>153190183The slayer of qarabag
Villarreal should be investigated. Almost fuck up while playing from the back and they immediately try it again and fail.
>>153190183>Burnley >WolvesAdding Qarabag now
>>153190215It's not looking likely kazakbro
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>153190037it's kino
embarrassing display by olympiacos outplayed by eredivisie minnows
Nearly ghost goal against Villareal
Tottenham is getting fucked in the pl and might directly qualify for the round of 16, madness
>>153190196ok thx
goal for bilbaoathletic 2 - sporting lisboa 1
p a f o s
it's over
>>153190304Comprehensive Ange Victory.
>jACKson
>Benfica doing the same shit as the Juve gameAcabou
I really love this format i cant lie. I just think the teams should be reduced to 32 and top 16 should qualify, then its perfect. The chaos and hate watch is hilarious (hope this doesnt sound too cringy)
>>153190326Mit dem Angriff Sanés wird das Alles in Ordnung kommen
>>153190349acknowledging it sounds cringy just makes it more cringy
>>153190349Cringe
>>153190349I like this, bring it down to 32 and put them in groups of four and top two from each group advance
>>153190349>hope this doesnt sound too cringyit didn't until you added this part, cringe
1-1 between napoli and chelsea now, vergara has scored
>>153190387we don't sign our posts here
What a goal from Napolis B team!
>>153190413pretty fucking nice solo run too
SICK goal from Vergara
>>153190304only if Varcelona manages to choke against COPEnhagen
>>153190359Mein Führer... Sané hat noch einmal den fussball nach hinten gepasst.
>shartletico>simione
>>153190368>>153190377>>153190387You wouldnt say this to my face
Jose smiling
patetico moment
>>153190349>we make sure no big team is eliminated in the early stage format
>patetico>halal
The other games having importance to Olympiakos qualification has overstimulated me
>la la la la la und ze bells are ringing
>>153190446DER ANGRIFF SANÉS WAR EIN BEFEHL
>>153190349Its utterly pointless
>>153190441Was a great goal https://x.com/TrendEPL/status/2016611644927873120 vid there
NEIN NEIN NEIN
Frankfurt may unironically be the most pathetic club in the entire world
>>153190539nooooooooooooooo chelsea bros!!!!
who is pafos?
>>153190359>>153190446>>153190524Kek
Benfica just sealed their defeat. Can't miss those back to back easy goals.
>>153190596cypriots
>>153190596Cyprus
urBIG
>>153190575love their sausages
and now rasmus hojlund scores to make it 2-1 to napoli over rosenior's chelsea!
LOL CHELSHIT
>chelshit
napoli 2 chelslel 1
>lelsea
>>1531906237 saves so far, Buyern playing with fire.
Chelsea sisters...
>>153190644>napoli 2 chelslel 1good. fuck marseille
Always hated liverpool (reddit fc). Bunch of fucking tryhards wont give a sovl club like qarabag a break. Lame bitches
Napoli ti amo.
i hate my life
lelsea dragging the epl down
>>153190679+ Newcastle, "the richest club in the world"
>>153190596its me
Villarreal just joined the Champions league to receive the paycheck, take a big shit and leave
McFratm will score.
Losing to EuroConte should be a sackable offence.
give your strength to chelsea!!! \(-0-)/
APOLOGIZE
>>153190696At least newcastle is facing the last ucl winners lol
>>153190696BUT WAIT
none of these games are even relevant todaynot a single big team will get knocked out
Halftime plans?
I'm not feeling it tonight lads
>>153190737I'm just watching for the sake of watching. Little to no excitement going on.
real chimpout
>>153190737Yeah, this new format is fucking boring.
sexting 3 girls at once me and gooning while ucl and have already ordered 2 large dominos pizza. corr life. comfy neet life no work tommorow either the holidays extend beyond over the horizon. i love life
>>153189867>>153190291vindicated once again the whole club should be dismantled this is a 00s throwback one of the worst displays in an away match by a greek team in the ch l
>Halal
Spurs have a shot at finishing 4th place, madness
I haven’t had sex in seven years
Half time table
>>153190808unironically their best chance of qualifying for europe any given year
>real losing>barka losingexplain yourselves, espanons
>>153190799SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO
everybody is bottling
halftime yejis
>>153190825money on the side from big gamblers in saudia
>>153190799Small buts look bad but feel nice on touch>>153190743Big butts look good but feel bad on touchWhy
>chelshit>shartelona>patetico
Anyone else beermaxxing here?
6 from the top 8 UCL spots are EPL teams
>>153190817I've never had sex.
>>153190852nigga what kind of butts are you grabbing?
beer and sipping jagermeister here
>>153190882have the games finished already and nobody told me?
>>153190852trvke
I -will- jerk off to Bailey Jay tonight if FCK manages to keep that lead
even without qualifying on the line i prefer the feast famine of games and to have them all played at once desu, not just the last roundsame goes for the PL.... all at once, once a week - then i could do something constructive with my life with the rest of my time (even though i wouldnt)
i am 32 years old and i have never even kissed a girl
>>153190953youre gonna do it regardless gaylord
Barcelona are BACK!
>14th in the PL is bossing the Champion League
>>153191015Probably
how are your bets looking lads?
>>153191027Their group was pathetically easy
>>153190953what era?
>>153190983I used to post >tfw no gf threads even when I had a gf
How are you watching tonight guys?
>>153190953>>153191032you danes are fucking weird man
Qarabag may not win tonight.
GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLL
>>153191033grim
THANK YOU AJAX i hope the 5 million shekels in suitcases were enough
>>153190953do it anyway
I figured the 0-1 would come 30 minutes later.
what does he do?
>>153191027conversely, 4th in la liga are with a single point in the CL
fucking niggers needed 60 minutes and 2 goals to remember they can play football sell the whole squad in the summer except osimhen
>>153191089some behind the scenes deal went on in the dressing room
Get fucked dutch cucks
>>153191091Gets ruined by simione. It's his fault, tho, for thinking he could defeat the simione curse.
What part of København are you all from?
>>153191082>>153191120based
Tottenham about to finish 4th without beating a single A tier let alone S tier club lmao
psv now losingits all falling into place pafosbros
>>153191065do not lose faith
Musiala is back??
Any one watching to golazo show on CBS? I can fucking hear big meeks eating and clinqing his fork on his plate. Pissing me off fat fuck.
ole ole cholo simeoneatletico 1 - bodo/glimnt 2
LMAO ATLETICO + HALAL
>>153191188All 4 spanish clubs are on verge of losing
>>153191200Barca just scored but still, not a great night overall
>>153191169i though him and hakimi had died forever what kind of advanced steroids do these teams use nowadays ?
>the city of bodo/glimt
patetico just conceded a very patetico goal
>Real losing to Mourinho. >Barca embarrassing themselves with Copenhagen. What happened to Lolliga?
napoli just went from middle of the second pack to out as it stands lmao
HALAL IN THE MUD
joao pedro just scored a nice goal from outside of the box like that goal he scored at the world championship
>>153191200Athletic is winning and nobody cares about Villarreal
>>153191170Yeah I had the TNT one on first half but the stream is showing a screensaver now instead
>lots of equalizers and upsetsthis is a good night of proper footyalso>the barca script is playing out exactly the same as every other timehatewatchers on suicide watch
blootage at chelsea
>>153191242You forgot to mention that atleti is losing to bodo glint
QARABAG BROSHOLDDDDDDDD
Thank you Spain. All my money is gone. Gonna suicide because you fucking sucks
holy shit osimhen
GO BODO GLIMT
Classic Conte
>>153191139This is why the league phase is bad. But UEFA is greedy.
Gelson Martins is in beast mode tonight
>>153191259Lets be honest, no one cares about any spanish club apart from 2 of them and that's exactly the problem.
>>153191223Theyre on that dere celltech
>>153191279>trusting patetico ever and a Madrid that got eliminated by AlbaceteYour fault for being retarded
>>153191242You just jinxed it
Schjelderup a FM wonderkid. Same as diomande at sporting
>>153191279
mbrappe
>>153191271Right. And I like Atleti.
>>153191295Pretty sure Athletic and Atletico have more people in their pitch than half of the premier teams but sure, i guess since indian customers don't care nobody cares
>>153191293How would you change it then
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
based sporting
fucking love creme eggs
what is Inter doing
bodos glimted
Any chance real madrid won't be in the top 8?
>>153191360aaaaiieeeeeee
>>153191307Benfica is still winning.
>>153191244And people said todays matches wont matter..nobody wants to play playoff matches
maybe bodø will buy back sørloth with their monies
Joao Pedro screamer to tie it up
STOP THE COUNT
Slavia getting refballed
Union - Atalanta 1-0
>>153191362yes
>patetico
uefalona at full forceatleti and real starting losing, el barsa start to winning.>suspiciousI want iker jimenez to research about this.
greekbros....
ITS OVER
>>153191344Bring back the group stage.
>>153191139Beat the 2nd in bundes and the 4th in La liga I mean come on, we can slag spurs off but every team has had lots of easy games because there are so many teams in now and that isn’t bad at all from spurs considering they’re 14th in the premier league
Who let these random Steppe teams into europe's biggest club competition anyway?
>>153191379He old now. Not even Bodø wants him.
ø
>>153183223GOATBERG
>>153191410celtic
>>153191392>>153191376>>153191244Kino format
Straight knock out
spurs are a BIG club
>>153191360Bodos Glimted
>>153191408Yeah im happy for them
>>153191418bodøs glimted
>>153191418>10th in the Norwegian leaguehow trash is Atletico
>>153183223>”aussie” muppet comes out of hiding
>>153191418i have two øs in my namewe like ø
>>153191360I'm bodoing my glimt now
>AdeyemiBRUH
WE CAN STILL DO THIS
>YERİNE SEVEMEEEEM
>>153191489I'm rooting for you
>>153191498>ultrAslanKino
Good for PSV
>>153191468I thought you can only greg your doucette?!
Nice goal
>>153191407And teams could still qualify without beating an A tier team
Simeone, Molina, Almanda and Álvarez are making me hate Argentina as a whole
PSV HAS HOPE
>>153191408>beat Villarreal, Copenhagen, Slavia Prague, Dortmund and Frankfurt>draw with Bodo and/or Glimt and Monacoits a nonsense just give them a bye if this is all that's required
>Kane
>>153191559People forget how shit 99% of the last matches in the group stage were. Most big teams would just win their first matches and take it easy in the last ones. Almost every team playing here today is fighting for something, they can't take it easy
Brugge 3-0
What makes this funny is sp*rs will keep Frank and get dragged into a relegation battle
GREEKBROS
thank you ajax AMIGOS PARA SIEMPRE
How come belgian clubs become so good all of a sudden?
Do it for him, OlympiaGODS.
I need olympiacos, napoli or athletic club to win!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153191595what are the odds
I must say im a little shocked this dogshit benfica team might actually qualify. Holy fuck real. No hate to benfica though
Still 2 minutes too soon but I think they'll get away with it.
Souvlaki bros....we did it
>olympiacos 2-1 ajax>brugges 3-0 marseillesMarseillese frogs blown the fuck out literally and spiritually
>>153191595DANCE FOR ME WAGIE
>Le Normand in>Barrios outHOW THE FUCK ARE THESE RETARDS STILL DEFENDING THE BALD FRAUD?
YES MARSEILLE OUT FOR NOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
real is losing and the jobbers below them aren't winning this is bullshit
GREEKBRO
>>153191595smoking hot soup in his neckrip
>>153191582Do the same for every team and see similar
bodos
OH NO NO NO
>>153191671Well yeah this whole round is a nonsense but spuds have had it easier than anyone
its a kane universe, we're just living in it
wow, joao pedro scored a 2nd goal and now chelsea are up 2-3 at the diego maradona!
Chelsea scored, 3x2 for them
Crapoli
>>153191559We often got groups of death. Now almost all top clubs get into the playoffs, which is a main reason for the league phase.
real are almost out come on one more
pafosbros we can do this
omg a free kick goal in 2026
>>153191657there are two greek bros
>>153191615>>153191623>>153191632 The power of friendship
>>153191690can't wait till my Barcelona buy him
>>153191654Galatasaray is through anyway tho
>olympiacos in>pafos in contention for 24thTotal pan-Grecian victory is in sight
>a single goal either way in PSG/Newcastle knocks Real into the play-off spots
PSG down to 10th
>>153191707just need a newcastle or psg goal to knock real out of the top 8
>>153191734I just want real to suffer
GREEEEK ANON congrats
SACK CONTE NOW
>>153191704So which is it?Do all top teams qualify, or do Spurs qualify because they play shit teams?
This is the fun bit
Pafos 4th goal. Fackin cam on juve
>>153191776>Spurs qualify because they play shit teamsIt's this oneBeing second in Bundesliga is like being 14th in the PL
please benfica score another goal
>>153191788>Simeone kicking Mourinho outAh, so that was his plan all along
Pafos need 1 more goal to get 24th
>>153191820they would still be out btw
Marseille are in the playoffs by a cunt hair
PAFOS ON
>>153191776There are more spots than top clubs and Spurs have played against 4 of the bottom 6 and only 1 top half team5 of their 7 opponents aren't going to be in Europe next season
>>153191850GD would be higher.
>>153191847>+7I BELIEVE
thank god we have an actual goalkeeper this year instead of m*slera
viva l'OM
What does Lukaku do?
barca gk howler
>>153191850no
>>153191877eat kinder bueno
>>153191877Joins Boca and becomes target of racial abuse.
>>153191877dont even know who he plays for atm desu
>>153191895lel that be so fucking funny
Why are Benfica timewasting on their own substitution?
>Benfica players wasting time during substitutions>Portuguese mathematics
>>153191924because mou
Athleticbros..
Atlético sucks ass.
>>153191933kek
>a bloke called Andy Diouf has scored for InterThat name doesn't sound right at all
>>153191924mou is so smug on getting one over on his old club that he has forgotten the group situation
SPORTING LEAPFROG REAL
>>153191913Neither does he by the looks like of it
Mbappe not being a man is what's stopping me from having $8k in my bank account tomorrow
>Real Madrid out of top 8I'm sorry Athletic bros, but this shit is so funny
>>153191871Dont hate on my latam king
SPURS RUINED THE STREAK AND MY BET SLIP
GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL sporting
Halal is out of top 8
KWAB
>>153191970sounds like a national league south prospect
holy holy based sporting
get cucked real madrid
UH OH STINKY
MADRID OH NONONONONONON
PLEASE CONCEDE REAL PLEASE
FT in pariswe were so close to a full english in the top 8 bros...
HAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN GERMANYYOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A WHIPPING
COME ON PAFOS SCORE SUM FOCKIN GOALS
loooool
>red cardKWAB
LOSERS OF THE NIGHT: PSG, Real Madrid and Newcastle
are benfica aware that scoring one more goal qualifies them?????????????????????
>>153191753
thank you ajax for not trying at all in the 2nd half
>>153192041whooping
Ascencio you dirty git
>>153191722he was a nurse
fuck is going on on the golazo show?
We are a shit finished dead club with awful players and if we win a single thing this season it will be a gross injustice. I am beyond disgusted.
>the pueblo of madrid Poor from both of their sides today honestly
>>153192053Mou is only there to shitpost
>>153192042>FTgutted
>real redthe carpet's out for benfica to fucking clinch this
>>153192041>bong obsessing over us againlol, 2 wins, 2 losses why do you care?
who cares, we have no chance of winning it with fucking Arbeloa as a coach
>>153191850WRONG-O
WHY ARE BENFICA SO CASUAL ABOUT THIS
Unlucky pafos, it was a good goReally wanted them to qualify lads
HALAL VARDRID GET FUCKED
>>153191753thank you although el kaabi would have scored a hat trick if it werent for copa africa
>>153192090just happy my spurs won m8 nothing serious
We did it, cholobros. It took a billion in transfers but we made it into the top 16.
>>153192093Well Mboopi will be happy to statpad in the meantime
>>153192061 I'm happy!
>qualifyingNo>keeping Madrid out the top 8Yes
>>153192073What is this show? My stream just changed to it. I’m not a zoomer.
Atlético is maybe a top ten team in the arctic.Thank you for the loss. My money is gone!
>>153192053>>153192102Beating Madrid is their champions league, they're only focused on keeping the lead
>>153192088and yet they're parking the bus even on their own set pice
>lose 3-0 to brugge and qualify>beat halal and don't qualifyNigger ass faggot sport.
WHAT IS HAPPENING BENFICA DONT KNOW THEY NEED ANOTHER GOAL HAHAHAHAHAHA
so little bodo made it?
RODRYGO RED
what happened iin benfica vs madrid?how does halal lose with a billion dollar squad
>benfica GK timewasting in the 6th minuteWHAT ARE THESE MORONS DOING>refWHAT IS GOING ON???
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>153192126>settling for eliminationnever seen such a loser mentality
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>hasta que amrque el Madrid>another red cardKEK
>real madabsolute kino
WHY IS BENFICA STALLING WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED TO SCORE RETARDS
>>153192154Their midfield is absolute garbage.
Real rattled lmao
Is Benfica selling or are they legitimately retarded?
second red card for RM
>Benfica directors box going mental>Players casually wasting timealso lmao red
second red lmao
KEEPER GOING UP???
BGHGHALHKSLALSHDSKLAD
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MARSEILLE KEKED AHHAHAHAHHAHAH
holy shit Benfica
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they care about beating madrid more than their own success
>>153191595
THE POWER OF MOURINHO
KINO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lmao
>>153192213GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU GENIUS MOU
KINO GK GOALKINO GK GOALKINO GK GOALKINO GK GOAL
>madrid out of top eightholy based, KWABOTY and chiringitoKINO soon.
SOVLLLLLLL
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Marseille now OUT and the biggest loser of the night
they fucking did it lmaothe special one bros rise up
KINO OF THE CENTURY
WTF
the commentators were questioning him
>opens the game>GK scores a headeryea this is KINO of the highest order
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHABENFICA IN
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
MARSEILLE OUT AHAHAHAAHAH
MOU KINO IS ALIVE AND WELL IN 2026 I KNEEEEEEL
HOLY SHIT WHAT
>last minute GK goalabsolute cinema
What the fuck just happened.Magical nightJust a shame for pafos
sovl
THE SPECIAL ONE
How does mourinho do it
the game is BACK
I apologize, tuga scholars, I'll never doubt your math again.
>*brings the kino*
HOLY FUCKING KINO
Wait what?
UNBELIEVABLE GEOFF
>>153192258YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHZKOIGJIPDEKGJ KJDIPJGJIPDIUGJIPEIPG
SOULMOU KINOSOUL ALERT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
i can die in peace
SOVL
NO WAY AJAJA
imagine being a "frenchman" in marseille rn (right now)
>>153192336refresh the page lad
That was a legit goal for Rodrigo
i missed the goal can someone post the webm? where is the ukrainian anon anyway?
>>153192371Ah its fixed phew
>>153192336works on my machine
>>153192117im overwhelmed EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING TOO MUCH
>the city of Real Madrid
i should've listened to those nigerians, imagine the money I get from this benfica match
Fucking hell stream dead once it goals
>>153192396he got droned
>>153192370AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
what's so bad with leaving top 8? I feel like the loss itself is worse
NOT kino retards, retarded teams shouldn't get such a reward
>>153192455the perfidious kankerman strikes again
PURE SADISM OVERDOSE AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH BURN MERDESEILLE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
>get knocked out by benfica while coaching fenerbahce>get sacked>sign for benfica>qualify for ro24mou legend i love you
>>153192480WE DID IT /SPEDDIT/ !!1
>>153192437MEAN!!>>153192485comme on anon, why do you hate marseille so much
>>153192523 Based Mou lol
>>153192455>>153192542acting like it's our fault that halal is in ruins right now
>>153192547because they hate us.
>>153192396
>>153192485they were celebrating with bruges players
The absolute state
>>153192587AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I WILL ENJOY WATCHING ALL THE VIDEOS
>>153192582kek holy shit thank you
>>153192582
>>153187074>>153187056>>153186891I apologize swedebro u were sincere and nice thank you
Tonight reminds you why you love watching footy
>>153192582>2 redswas it as kino as it looks? i only saw the last few minutes
the fuck happened here, did he chimp out?
>>153192706>>153192754Rodrigo poached a goal and got a second yellow for it. Then the ref started giving all calls to Benfica who were oblivious they were out and wasted time so the ref helped some more by calling non-fouls fouls and adding extra extra time
>>153192754kicked the ball out the keepers hands and then had a strop in the tunnel
>>153192582>RM4 ARABGOOD MORNING SAAW
>>153192754the whole real had a meltdown because they wanted to do away with playing to matches they resemble the 2002-2005 real
I *think* this is the 5th goalkeeper to ever score in the champions league
>>153192859Who are the other 4?
>>153192965Hans-Jorg Butt who scored 3 pensSinan Bolat of Standard Liege in 2009Vincent Enyeama penalty for Hapoel in 2010Ivan Provedel for Lazio 2 years agothat's from an article after Provedel's goal so I don't know if there was anther since then until tonight
>>153190737You're actually retarded. This format is better because it doesn't allow sure winners to skate through to playoffs. Vardrid went from top 8 to 9th and now have to play 2 extra matches as a result. That fucks with their schedule big time and makes it harder for them to win the UCL instead of being gifted a shit team from a lottery. You don't even know the sport so I suggest you shut the fuck up.
>>153191091Don't know but I hope the Barcelona transfer rumors are just rumors. Not sure his career can be fixed after Simeone.
>>153193285just play your reserves against C.F. El Agricultor what does it matter
>>153192376You're a fucking retard like most people in this thread. Even Thierry Henry did this in the past and it didn't count. Learn the sport before you act like you know what you're talking about.
>>153192444Having to play 2 extra matches just to get to the playoffs...
>>153193381Did you forget rela madrid got knocked out of the copa del rey by a second dividision team? that's not how football works
