Havertlingz edition
first for king kai
Inb4 we will win the cl
What will arteta change at half time?No more forward passes?
we win once more
It's so obvious that Havertz's natural position is #10. Tuchel and Arteta (the frauds) making him a #9 just proves how many frauds are out there stealing a living in this sport.
>>153190874If he does that shit against this fucking team of all teams then I genuinely might start crying
Kai's the guy
Love Arsenal's form in the CL.They simply get the job done.
>>153190874Must minimize goals conceded.
we lost at home to /mug/
>>153190901but didn't Sharteta buy him as a 10 and only shift him to CF when he flopped there?
Least goals conceded, most goals scored, is this our year?!
But for what porpoise
>>153190940yea that was pretty gross, still makes me a bit sick in my stomach desu. absolutely terrible.we also lost to villel in the 97th minute, which was a bit less horrifying than the /mug/ loss but still shit
Kai bros :)
>subbing cobra Kai off Fuck you Artetter
>all of the other EPL teams gonna auto qualify for knockouts except chelshitgay
>>153190940gifted goal + 2 worldiesjesus got punched in the head and no redrobbed of a pen for handballshit happens especially to the arse
>we
That's what you get for playing through balls KaiBrace for Odegaard spinslop
>>153190949Nah, arteta played him as Xhaka`s replacement, where Declan is playing now, but he`s not a defensive midfielder or a box-to-box so he din`t shine too much
>kai squares it>gyökeres misses the tap in
>That weak headerOur captain
>>153190989ITS OVER
>>153190989We've got to manage the load :^)
>FraudegaardAh fuck where did this stupid cunt come from? What were the other subs? I missed it.
kai off means he'll play in the premthis is good
just remembered the newcastle goal from 2023 where the ball probably went out of bounds seething
>gyokereshwhy does he turn shit after scoring
>>153191025wasn't there also a 2handed push in the back and a handball as well
I am still fuming from that Sideshow Bob sending off vs Wolves
>odeshart onPointless watching this half
>>153191052Arteta destroyed his confidence.
>Load management
>shartegaard
This is kinda like a preview for the Leeds match except the score line won't be the same and the players will all be at least 300% more competent.
>>153191062Was that the bruno elbow to the back of someone’s head game?
No Gabriel and Timber, no corner goals.
Oh my fucking god Fraudegaard. How do you run onto that and just fucking STAND THERE FOR 5 FUCKING SECONDS LOOKING AROUND????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>153191145yes, he elbowed jorginho infront of the ref.
>>153191114tell me about Kairat Almaty
Odeshitter is somehow even worse when he doesn't have Saka to make his two yard passes to.
>>153191141I was thinking the same thing.But then again this game is so utterly meaningless, it's hard to draw any conclusions from it. The most important thing is no injuries, it's gonna be a loooong end of the season
>>153191179they really are a dynamic duo of passing themselves into that right hand corner and then recycling to the cb
That pass Eze just tried to make would have taken Fraudegaard 10 seconds minimum to attempt
>>153191179It's not even funny how true this is, watch when Arteta brings him on, he'll start playing 1-2s with him and nothing else
>Boregaard BANISHED to Ajax straight away
>mosquera
>PoosqueraNow that will definitely be featured in the Leeds game and it won't end like it just did todayAnd also,>Fraudegaard>taking a shot STRAIGHT AT THE FUCKING KEEPERName a more iconic fucking duo
How does odegaard manage to find the keepers hands either every attemptLike that header going straight to the goalie was honestly harder than just putting it in the netImpressive really
half of us in this very thread would have scored that header
>FraudegaardOn my mother's life this brother is playing against us
>>153191321
>>153191321I would’ve skied it 30 feet over the goal tbqh
fucking hell odegaard is so bad
PLEASE GYOK MAKE A FRONT POST RUN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. LITERALLY A FREE GOAL FROM MARTINELLI
It's time to have a conversation about Gyokeres
Eze is so much better than Odegaard is unreal.I don't want to see that dumb cunt anymore, Arteta leaves, and takes him for his next club
>>153191321i would have been out of breath like 60 mins ago
>Shartinelli>>153191321Someone could just ping it straight at my face and odds are the random bounce off my dumb fucking face will go in more often than Ødegaard actively taking a shot, much less attempting a header.
>>153191373Literally all we do around here in between >shartinelli>odorfraud posts
What a fucking liability Goykeres is. If you can't score a goal...ok i understand, but at least hold the ball for more than 1 fucking second. You are a big guy, shouldn't get physically bullied so easily for fuck sake
Can we take a moment to appreciate these farmers from eastern europe playing a braver game than the mighty defending champions of ingerland, livershit? Absolutely cowardly game they had at the emirates
I've seen milk turn faster than Gyokeres
>gyokeres attempts at skills
>>153191422wish he'd just smash it every time he gets it
>>153191425>Absolutely cowardly game they had at the emiratesNot the obsessed freak but to be completely fair, >we also played just as cowardly if not even more in that second half. That was fucking criminal.
Odegaard is trash and the worst captain in club history
you guys familiar with the term "no hesi"?when you're driving a car and swirving dangerously in between, you have to do it with no hesitation, otherwise you crash and it ends up badly.upfront we severely lack the no hesi mentality, everything we do feels like we're heavily analyzing and thinking it, over and over. it lacks fluidity. needs more flow and less control, i guess the art is trying to find that balance cause if you go far too much in the "flow" direction, you end up with gaping holes in your defense and when you're out of possession.
>>153191467those scouser retards played 10 at the back and booted it to Nguni a few times, what was could possibly be done?
>>153191479assettobro?
>>153191480Ngubu *
arsenal got those vibes of getting knocked out by the first team they encounter past the group stage
>>153191479Feels like the opposite to me. Zero analysis and just defaults to sideways passing rather than reading the game
>eze
>Shieze>>153191480And >we just fucking stood there letting them do all that without any fucking inclination of getting a >goal ourselves. It was only in the last 6 minutes of extra time that >we showed even a fucking modicum of urgency. And I say it's criminal because the first half was going just fucking fine. The only sniff they had was a miscommunication between Saliba and Raya. And they had fuck all after that, even in the second half. How the fuck did >we let them do fucking nothing for 45 minutes straight without even trying to win the game >ourselves? That was awful anon. Just fucking awful from >us.
>>153191482no unfortunately, but i drove like that when i was in yordan, a bit "irresponsibly".
>norgard with more dangerous first-touch passes than odefraud in the final thirdgrim
So tired of OdegaardSo tired of Arteta’s shit tactics
>>153191525I mean it definitely wasn’t a good performance. But it’ll never be easy against a brick wall setup
>>153191535i'll admit i've been tempted to do it before, would porbably last less than 15 seconds in the uk though
>>153191550>But it’ll never be easy against a brick wall setupNo but it's downright impossible if you never even fucking bother anon. That's what I'm trying to say. >We tried in the first half and iirc even got close. I think it was Rice and then maybe Saka that had two relatively decent attempts in the first half. And then >we just gave up. If the fucking plan is to just give up every time >we come across a low block then what the fuck are >we even doing? Don't get me wrong, I don't think Livershit played well at all. In either half. There were some people saying they came out swinging for the fences in the second half but fuck off they did. They just had more of the ball because >we were too busy being fucking pussies.
>OdegaardIF you're going to be this 1 footed, you need to be above average. If you're 1 footed and bang average you just end up stinking it up.
Normies love to blame Odegaard on the slump over Saka. Very interesting.
>Badueke
>>153191600I don’t know. I don’t even remember the game it was so fucking boring and I couldn’t bring myself to rewatch the “highlights”
>Maduekek
Madueke would be an amazing player if he had an end product.He unironically reminds me of Vinicius in his first Real Madrid season. Someone needs to unlock Mr. Headband.
>>153191653They both have no vision so they can`t create clearcut chances for them to score. Thats why they play 50 2-metres passes per game
Nwaneri would have scored a hat trick in this match. Not that it'd help his career... but he would have
>Badly-Joseph
>Jezoos
>Judas>>153191684Oh I remember it all too fucking well unfortunately because that second half made me feel pure hatred for Arteta. For being so fucking cowardly in a crucial part of the season for the fucking third season in a row. That's the game, or more accurately the half, where I actually lost hope for the league.
>jazooz>hayzooz>gayzooz
dire second half
>>153191759Yeah but it probably would have been from outside the box which means he gets banished to another country anyway. Poor kid never had a chance.
Who 8/8 wins here? Not so fast everyone else.
>>153191779It was the wolves game for me
norgaard is actually insane wth
>>153191806what a slag
I APOLOGISE MY LORDHE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN HE IS RISEN Which also means there's a real possibility that he starts against Leeds now
Norgaard > Odegaard
>Over the top balls>Through ballsWhy do we never see this in the prem?
Offside...
>>153191837this
>>15319183810 at the back behind the boxno space for it
Man there is a certain type of a young arsenal player that is prevalent huh
>>153191840it was 4-1 for a while there
>Ibrahimlmao who are those random black kids
>>153191838Because no one plays this positively against >us
wallahi eze and norgaard both should be starting over the fraud
JUST FUCKING SHOOT
>BaduekeBeen taking too many lessons from Fraudegaard clearly >>153191811Yeah that was definitely a strong contender for worst match of the season along with the Chelsea game but at least >we kept pushing and actually trying to get a result. It's the fact that >we just didn't try against Livershit that broke my spirit. Like, I cannot stress this enough. >We didn't try in the second half. Didn't get outplayed, didn't get unlucky, didn't get tired, nothing. Just didn't fucking bother.
Jesus had a brainfreeze or what?!
>you now remember eze
>>153191879thisand>>153191880this
>Baduekeholy shit dude That's actually hilarious
wallahi saturday's going to be painful
>poopoopeepeedegaard
>>153191824Bit rude.
just want odegaard and saka to be good againwin the league easy if they stop being shit for 3 months
>>153191906MY GOD BRUH WHAT THE FUCKthe goal is not on the fucking moon
Lord have mercy.
kek he sent that to france
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153191806She must have a lot on her mind
sharteta out
>all dribling no shooting madukek
lmao
kill me>>153191927Ibrahim > OdeshaartBailey-Joseph > Saka
>we've conceded two goals from kazakh farmersgive me a BREAK
>
A win's a win :^)
ARTETA OUT
LMFAO
>Kepa>Handicappie>Poois-Smelly
>conceding two at home against these lotLmao>>153191928It is actually amazing. You're thinking the whole season, wow >our forward players are so bad, how do they keep playing this badly, and then Noni fucking Madueke steps on to the pitch and you just can't help but fucking laugh. He's a special sort of bad compared to all the others.
>28% of their Champions League goals were against usFARTETA OUT RIGHGGHGJT FUCKING NOW
>players looking miserableneed viera and henry in the dressing room to give them a bollockingtop of the UCL and the EPL and they're behaving like they're midtable playing for nothing
8/8
Clean sheet bros I don't feel so good.
>jorginhowhat is he doing in kazakhstan
>>153192016First ever team to do it
>handicap bettors oh nonono
>city scraping through the top 8 because everybody else shit the bedclassico
>madrid>inter>psg
>>153192033>tfw we get knocked out in the semisMany such cases.
>>153192033I thought Shiterpool did it last year but nope....they had a loss :D
Odegaard really came on and stunk it up for an entire half
>>153192059Real are currently in 9th and losing to Benfica too.
>Benfica need 1 goal to go through>Time wastingClassic Mourinho
Sporting sneaking in there.
fucking real m*drid
>>153192098Yeah…need to sell norgaard, can’t be having forward passes like that
>>153192142feels good fellas, just gotta keep doing itnice and smooth...
Eze has enough flair and has class but we aren’t gonna get the best out of him in my opinion with Lego head. Arteta hasn’t got a clue what to do with him.We looked trash when ode came on.Havertz linking up with LE 9 looks promising. But still he needs easing back.What’s wrong with nordgard unless my stream was shit. What a ball.End of the day this was a farmer team and low intensity and we still couldn’t really finish them off properly. That being said, fuck off and win at Leeds or it’s basically OVER.
>emboopi
>fake madrid
>>153191173Kairat is one of the Kazakhstan's oldest clubs. The club played in the Soviet Top League. Kairat and Astana are the biggest Kazakh clubs and the only ones to play in the CL.
>City straight through
>>153192138Lmao, he's gonna have a fucking shrine built for himUnfortunately >we needed Real to draw so City would have to play more matches
>>153192138>>153192138>>153192138>>153192138>>153192138>>153192138MOU MOU MOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOUMOU MOU
>>153192142>5 english teams in the top 8I don't want to face any of them at any point.
Gk scored for benshit what the fuck is going on
>marseille
the keeper scored holy kino
>>153192283>so City would have to play more matchesEh it doesn't matterI'm just in awe at Mourinho's aura. Unreal manager.
not even mad that was kino
My favourite Mou moment.
>>153192138lmaoing@you
>>153192196Eze is horrific out of poesseion
>>153192320>>153192364The last 7 minutes straight the commentators have been saying how they don't think Benfica knows they need one more goal. That's just amazing.
>>153192379lolMy favourite is pic rel.
Potential opponents>Atalanta>Bayer Leverkusen>Borussia Dortmund>Olympiacos
>>153192409He’s too lethargic but his quality came through because there no pressure. Need more. We shouldn’t take too much from this game imo. As I said it’s Leeds now.>>153192412I’m watching Curtis going mental lmao I’m gonna have to watch that kino.
>>153192494Wenger mogs him even as a geriatric
>half of >our goals conceded in the group stage came from the carrots almighty sigh
>>153192412And the goalkeeper was doing the drop on knees meme when he caught the ball. Madrid got 2 red cards
>>153192603Irrelevant game but Arsenal have shown signs of wobbling these last few weeks so. Badly need a win on Saturday.
>>153192642Yeah, Madrid completely lost their heads lol. Dog shit passes from Camavinga, brain dead actions from Ascensio and it looked like Rodrigo was about to start swinging when he went down the tunnel.
Oh shit, I didn't even realise they disallowed Jesus' goal. It took so long for the score to change from 4 that I just forgot about it.
>>153192498ok so its bvb vs oly and ata vs lev
>>153191653They're both shit and should fuck off
>>153192681Idk if Madrid lost their heads or they just stopped caring altogether. Either it was very fishy. I saw Rui Costa in the stands sperging out about the goalie time wasting. They were even time wasting on the subs lol
>>153192762I’ll take anyone except for Greece. I don’t want us to go to Greece bro
k so arteta just had his post match - said that kai is fit and him and cala playing 45 was planned. >>153192820been playing olympiacos every year for the past decade it seems hah its alright tho thats like 2 months away anyway
>>153193082He ripped Kai off of the field for playing too many incisive, progressive passes and I’m not falling for his poisonous words. We’ll never see Kai again after this. Banished to marseille with the other hot head maniac that likes to go forwards
>>153193522
>>153193522Kai needs to be eased in. Hes not gonna find that much space against prem teams but credit to him. Bless.This comfortable shit goes out the window right fucking now.We have Leeds now IN A MINUTE.WE HAVE TO WIN. HAVE TO.We need more energy and more directness. Complaing about low block when every team plays it lmao. Cope.I’m gonna say for the last time we need to play 442. I won’t say again sorry.Arteta does not get any breathing room imo. Hes gone bro unless he turns it up bigly. Im done wit this dead, scared football. Pickpockets put how maybpast carrier bag and we conceded 2 against a few postmen.
Only Thierry Henry (7 in 2001/02 & 2002/03) has scored more goals for Arsenal in a single Champions League campaign than Gabriel Martinelli in 2025/26 (6)
>>153193813>Complaing about low block when every team plays it lmaoi believe youre mistaking arteta for someone else.>pic related
>>153193813while i found this post incredibly hard to read, i agree with the sentiment
When was the last time rice, timber, gabriel, saliba, zubimendi and saka had a week off outside of injuries
>>153193874saka got benched for a bit
>>153193870Sorry about that I had 6 cans earlier. My apologies. >>153193854Kek. We haven’t seen the best of our excuses yet. You already know.
>>153193813>WE HAVE TO WIN. HAVE TO.True. We can't rely on Spuds to stop City at all.
>>153193991we've seen/heard plenty of shit tho>it was raining>the ref couldnt tell if the ball was in play or not>var forgot to draw the lines >some niggas hair touched the ball before a career ending injury so no pen and no red >by the letter of law it is a red because delays are absolutely haram>yes absolutely you can give 2 yellows in the span of 49 secondsand the list goes on. i know im not exactly answering your post but lets enjoy what we have and where we are
>>153194625thats why i like pep's interviews>i em so appy, belief me i em so appy. so so appy
Chelsea are going to tear us apart in the second leg, Rosenior is yet another manager better than Arteta.
>>153196427Well let's see how many trophies he wins in the next 5 years first - if he lasts that long.
>>153196437He won't last long but will still win more trophies than Arteta.
>>153196427>>153196452youre a weird guy
>>153196569For you.
I was too harsh on you, arsebandits. Liverpool fans are by far the worst.
>>153196427>Chelsea are going to tear us apart in the second leg,Shut up nigga.
League Cup: ChelseaFA Cup: Man CityPremier League: Aston VillaChampions League: Spurs and a new 5 year contract for Mikel Arteta.
>50% of Arsenal's UCL goals conceded this season have come against Kairat
Arsenal have reached a deal to sell Maldini Kacurri to Grimsby on a permanent deal@RyanTaylorSport exclusive
Arsenal have banked a whopping £48.9m in Champions League prize money after securing top spot:£16.18m for participation£1.82m per win (£14.56m)£9.56m for last 16 qualification£8.6m for 1st place (£239k per position).1/3rd the way towards vini Jr
>>153197533Oh. That's a shame
>>153197544Another ranch for Kroenke.
>>153197533>Maldini KacurriOh shit I remember him, he was a beast at a young age.
Losing to manure at home was unacceptable. It can really fuck up an entire season losing to those shitters like that
>>153197702It seems to still be a cursed club for Arsenal and will take time to fully dissipate - despite us winning at OT early in the season.
>>153196437This is the most obvious Chelsea wins lol season, their sack manager approach might not be good for winning leagues but it's extremely effective in cup competitions. I have them as the favourites for the CL too.
>>153190996Absolute cope and delusion. This is why nobody likes you or your corporate function masquerading as a club.
>>153198061>This is why nobody likes you
the lack of goals were always a concern but the constant mental lapses and bring back to basically conceding from every shot >we face will be >our downfall.
>>153197544That's Bukrappo's signing bonus covered so
>>153198731Still living rent free in your head without the bonus I see
>>153198738This is why nobody likes you
>>153198745Obsessed freaks having Arsenal in their minds 24/7 rent free doesn't actually like Arsenal? Wow, what an insight.
>>153198759Speak for yourself. I love watching the Arsenal
>>153198902You don't have to post more evidence of you being an obsessed freak, lad. Arsenal is the only thing in your mind. We get it.
>>153197108League Cup: CityFA Cup: CityPremier League: CityChampions League: Spurs
I'm just a Kai Guy
>>153199350
Wharton to real madrid wut
>If Arsenal reach the Carabao Cup final, their Premier League fixture against Wolverhampton Wanderers, currently scheduled for Saturday 21 March, 3pm kick-off, will move to Wednesday 18 February, 8pm kick-off.great......
>>153200292The hope for less fixtures died a while ago. Now all that's left is accept all the extra load and hope to win as much as possible.
>The lanky striker can somehow play a better through ball than the 'maestro' captain
>>153200724Ode has been crap for the best part of two seasons now, if it’s him or Arteta’s ‘instructions’ remains to be seen. Eze has looked equally bad when he played in the middle mind you.
>>153200790I believe it's mostly on Arteta as Eze has been looking terrible lately as wellAt this point start Eze or Havertz if the latter is in good physical condition and lets see how it works
>>153200888yeah definitely has to be Arteta, you can’t have all of your forwards hitting slumps at the same time while your former standout players all turn to absolute garbage this season, especially your new signings**Madueke has always been shite in front of the goal and I still have no clue why >we actually bought him for that kind of money.
Spurs winning the CL before Arsenal will spiritually destroy this club
Zubelightweight sold the game against United so I expect him to be benched indefinitely like eze did after the blunder at villa...but we all know he'll start alongside gibraltargaard on Saturday
>>153200790Statistically Eze was getting 7+ ratings every game when he started even if he didn't score or assist, until he got dropped for Odegaard. Then suddenly his stats dropped and then after the Aston Villa mistake he was perma benched. Since then his stats have been shit, So what changed, hmm.Odourfraud has simply been found out by the league. He should have stayed on against Man U but he is just not a creative or physical force anymore. Like Jesus his body is finished even if he still has skill. Might be too early to call him fully crocked but watching him off the ball and it's like he's doing his best Gyokeres impression: invisible. Is the a Scandi rivalry to see who can be more shit?Although all of our players have been dogshit this January anyway. Save us, Kai guy.
>>153201423I agree. Ode has had weaknesses like poor shooting and basically being one legged but he could split the defence with a pass and create in the attack. I mean , I personally like the guy , but at this point he ain't performing and that's because he followed what Arteta said to the letter. If Arteta doesn't change his way of playing or leave, Ode will probably become a bench player >>153201837>muh stat ratingEze seemed more direct in the attack since the beginning (although nothing extraordinary). He peaked on the Tottenham game. Ever since it's bad and I do agree that Arteta benching him has played a big role. However you are really underestimating how much he has played and how shit he is now as well. Like ode, I blame Arteta for ezes downfall as well. He sucks the creativity out of every attacker. Not only >our number 10s, but literally every attacker upfront. It's a system issue. At this point I prefer Eze starting and see how it goes but the disastrous artetaball cannot be ignored. It is the prime reason >we play like shit.
>>153190909
>>153201998I agree that Eze is currently shit but it looks like all our players are quite shit to me except Calafiori (and our defence in general) and he just gave a way a pen against the mighty Kairat. Eze's fall from The FA Cup final to whatever the fuck he is at Arsenal needs to be studied. Can he not even dribble now? Looks like he loses the ball under pressure easily now too. Odourfraud also can't doing anything quickly or effectively except pass it to Saka, who has been good other than his terrible shooting and increased selfishness which imo is due to playing with a shitter liek Gyokeres.The team played much much better with Merino up front and Eze behind. Dropping Merino is another mistake few are talking about. Kai coming back will save us.
>>153202087>Eze's fall from The FA Cup final to whatever the fuck he is at Arsenal needs to be studied.After that defensive error I genuinely believe Arteta just finished him. Can't imagine what went behind the scenes. But to be honest, you can't have your main creators being the best defensively as well. Sure, Eze fucked up. But expecting a number to 10 to run the field up and down all the match , drop deep to defend but also be upfront to create , it's just moronic. I blame Arteta.>The team played much much better with Merino up front and Eze behind. Dropping Merino is another mistake few are talking aboutDefinitely agree on that. After merino stopped playing as a 9 the quality dropped a ton. I'm still hoping to a Gyok+ Eze/Haverz connection.
>>153190836Lovely through ball from Kai. Gyokeres nearly fucks it up but it fell kindly and he regained control nicely.
>>153198061>nobody>me
>>153202238He makes the run. Mosquera is confused about when a winger gets doubleteamed and passes to him that all that space means a forward run or a cross. Who coaches that?
This is football 'eritage
>Roberto De Zerbi has requested to leave OM.kek, nwaneri can't catch a break.
>>153202465I fancy Arsenal to do well over 2 legs. Getting to an actual final I don't know with this team though.
>>153202465first ever team to do it as well
>>153202706Arsenal have a horrible habit of breaking and making positive records, and them leading to absolutely nothing at the end of the season.
>>153202737bit tongue in cheek my comment but on a more serious note.. ive meaning to post this for a couple days now...whats the worse that can happen yeah? we get second in the pl we reach idk semis in the cl? been like that for 20 years. relax, enjoy the ride, see where it takes us. no point in shitting players or mikel or idk having 'ptsd' from previous seasons. we all want to win but go with the flow, live and let live..........
>>153202815Years of finishing 4th in the league and getting knocked out of the CL in RO16 has rewired many Arsenal fans brains into lowering their expectations into absolute minimum in order to decrease the chances of getting upset/depressed
>>153202737The arsenal way
Kai Havertz is the FIRST Arsenal player to score against an opponent (Kairat Almaty) whose first three letters are the same as the first three letters of his first name, since 1996.
>>153202929>2929digits confirm its happening kek
>>153202737but this year is different.
>>153202815Ngl Bulgariabro, that sounds like some pussy talk to me. "Don't be sad or disappointed with failure, just be okay with losing over and over again, it's fine". Have higher expectations and hold people to a higher standard.
>>153202706>after 2 years of the format existingCongrats.
>>153203263fair. fair.. but i didnt say dont be disappointed with shit. weve been competitive in the last few years have we not? point is enjoy the journey
>>153203263>>153203324so you are the same person after all ;_;
>>153203326Again, respectfully, that sounds like pussy talk. Enjoy the journey is what people who get participation awards say. You can enjoy the journey while also reacing the destination. And the destination can be infinitely more enjoyable than the journey. So maybe we should get there instead of just focusing on how nice the journey has been. We've been joirneying for a while. It's about time we got somewhere.>>153203359Believe it or not, no. I am the guy saying you're talking pussy shit. The guy that can't detect an obvious joke because he's seething so fucking much about the club that's living rent free in his near empty head is the obsessed freak.
>>153203359
Leeds this weekend, huh? Oh yeah, this happened.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEcNBygASmg
>>153199758Yeah he’s good m8 and they’ve finally realized they fell for the ngubu meme. Reset with a solid but boring white boy.
>>153202737The thing about arsenal...
STOP THE COUNT GIVE US THE TROPHIES ALREADY
>>153203563Those were the days, when we had won the Double the year before, and a league title the year after.
>normal 3pm kickoffNice, it means plenty of time to ruin the whole weekend.
>>153203563>mbrappe mono hagland will never score a goal like harry kewell grim
We are delighted to announce that Max Dowman has signed a pre-contract agreement with the club that will lead to him signing professional terms when he turns 17 in December.https://x.com/i/status/2017161059015278844
So is Kai Havertz finally back? I always dreaded him being played as a striker, is he finally back in midfield?
>>153207857Everything is a maybe at this point. We'll know more against Leeds. It's a nice dilemma to have though.
NEW: Mikel Arteta watched the Manchester United game back in full TWICE as he sought to work out where his side went wrong.He also held a clear the air meeting with his squad on the day after the game. It is said he leaves no stone unturned after a defeat.[@sr_collings]
all we have to do is:beat leeds tomorrow, then sunderland, then brentford, then spurs, then chelshit, then brighton, then everton, then wolfies, then bournmouth, then man city, then newcastle united, then fulham, then west ham, then burnley, then crystal palace.as well as beating your chelshits, your wigans, your barcelonas, in the efl, FA and UCL.quite simple really when you think bout it
>>153207945meanwhile in reality, all Man City have to do is beat Arsenal and gain 1 more point than them in the other 14 fixtures
>>153207857Impossible to tell with Arteta. But a game with Merino up front and Kai in midfield would be fun to see if at least once >>153208066Still living up there rent free huh?
>>153208178still a ponce huh?
>>153208066City could've been ahead or level on points if they didnt drop so many points. That's how football works.
We all know that if the league is decided on last match day between >us and city/villa, either one of them are just gonna throw the game to each other so >we don't win it , right ?
>>153208236I think pep still has some respect for arteta so he'll still try to win, if villa are the chasers. But I agree that emery will throw the game if city needs a win because he's he's still butthurt all these years later. We saw it with the handshake incident kek.
>>153208235City have better form than Arsenal over the past 14 fixtures so it's not wild to suggest they might do the same in the next 14
>>153208228Ooh, very creative indeed. Did your mother help you with that one?
Ode used to be so good to watch...
>>153208518>Ode used to be so good to watch...newsflash he was never good, you just let his 15 goals purple patch season fool you
>Since Gyökeres started his relationship with his girlfriend he has 5 G/A in 5 games, the most since he got to Arsenal, there are reports that his girl has a big influence on him and has make him better on the pitchjust have sex
>>153208636Which anime is she from?
Excuse me, but what in the riggitini is this?Arsenal will face either Atalanta, Dortmund, Olympiacos or Leverkusen.
>>153208636I've seen no improvement in his game. It took 3 touches just to get the ball under control for his goal against Kairat, almost blowing the distance he made with his initial run. I doubt he will score another non-penalty PL goal again, and he definitely won't hot 10 PL goals non pen or otherwise imo.
>>153208656she's 3d not 2d
>>153208673he's the joint top scorer (with shartinelli) this season all comp with 10 goals
>>153208689So that's why he stole the goal.
>>153208636Who's his girlfriend now? I know he dumped some bitch for his move to London, and that Arteta is really big on making sure his players have a settled home life. Though since Saka has been with his girlfriend and engaged he's been shit.
>>153208918the better example is martin odegaard.this man has completely forgot what football is after he got married. quite astonishing really.
>>153208942wimmin, amirite. the wimmin will be winning our first trophy of many this season on sunday.
>>153208659Gay euros dont even know how to do seeding
Okay, so what are those rumours of Fraudegaard and Fraudteta having some rumoured tensions between them and the former seeking a rumoured exit, with Buyern and Milan (the other one) being rumoured to be interested? Also, Ł80m rumoured market value and a 2 year rumour on the contract still. If rumours are to be believed.All 100%, unsubstantiated, baseless, fake, phoney, too-good-to-be-true bullshit pulled from someone's ass for the damned clicks, innit.>>153208636I am destined to eternal mediocrity, then? Welp.
>>153208918>since Saka has been with his girlfriend and engaged he's been shiAnother misstep from Farteta. You want settled home life for all players EXCEPT your strikers/attackers, then need to be sex maniacs like Giroud, Greenwood, Ribery, etc. the list goes on. Sexual promiscuity + strikers = goals.
odegaard to inter/bayern for 80-100m yes or no?
>>153210974For that kind of money, yes.Although I still have faith in him if he can get the Arteta out of him
>>153210974I would send him back to madrid b for free
>>153211037>>153211047cool digits :)
>>153210974Absolutely. Then buy Elliott Anderson.
>>153210974>>153211499Reeeee I want wharton
>>153211643kinda agreed, wharton seems better than anderson for me
>>153210974>80m-100m for a 27 year old AM who doesn't score or assistPeak Shartsnal delusion
>>153211745He’s too similar to Rice for me and it looks like Pool and RM are interesting which pushes us out of the picture unless we actually win someone this year.
>>153211872Imagine this team with two rices blimey
>Arteta basically telling everyone that Ode is shit on purpose grim, needs to be replaced
>saliba and timber are fit
SlotBall vs Howeball tomorrow evening.exciting game me thinks
>>153190836LET'S GUCKIN GO GIJNNERS WE FUCKIN DID IT NROSFUCK KEIRAT I SPIT ON KIERAT BITCHES NIGGER FUCK SHIT CUNT BITCHES
I feel like were too quiet in the transfer window, ive got a bombshell.feeling in a few days..
>>153208253Last 14 is irrelevant, when that didn't change anything for them. If their form has been better, why is the gap bigger? They were 1 point ahead of arsenal in December.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUmPQGLv70
my british niggas - yall need to go study journalism because some of the questions asked during pressers are on scale from retarded to oligophrenic
>>153214463Asking difficult questions gets you cut out of the club's PR loop. That's why all press events are bland as fuck and articles after a defeat puff pieces aimed at deflection. >>153208674She's married and already denied this BS.
>>153214463>difficult questionsright... like what?>inb4 why are you shit lol haha lmao
>>153215385meant for >>153215025
how many vs lelds for vik?
>leeds 5 arsenal 1
>>153215437>>153215540Leeds will actually come out and play football a they always do at home unlike most teams. So this will probably be a high scoring game. I predict 6-3 arsenal
>>153215569>6-3lad......
Let's go gunners today we will defeat the Leeds
153203220 (OP) #Soccer, where cattle worship authority and refsCouldn't think of a better mass tutorial for authority worship for the cattle moss
>>153215569>>153215934I do hope now that we've conceded 3 goals in a game again, the players would stop being deathly afraid.
apparently Ødegaard is on a freaking vegan diet... bro hes eating freaking pesticied beans and flowers the retard when he should be doing like erling and drinking milk and meat
>>153217434he's letting all of us down :/used to be such an aesthetic player to watch but now he's completely past it
>>153217434>apparently Ødegaard is on a freaking vegan dietNorway is cooked if this retard goes to the wc. Do many good players on that bodo team 10x times better than him
>>153217434>>153217721If he really is on a vegan diet he deserves anything that happens to himAny source ?
>>153217732
>>153215569>Leeds will actually come out and play footballDoesn't matter when >we take 3 business days to start actually attacking. By the time anyone's near a dangerous position, the other team has had all the time in the fucking world to run back and defend. And of course that means the one with the ball is no longer in a dangerous enough position so they pass it backwards and sideways and then we're back to watching the old horseshoe of death while thinking "wow all these jerks pack 11 players behind the ball" when the truth is that >we lack urgency in every fucking sense of the word.
https://youtu.be/MQUmPQGLv70?si=QS5jr9t4EcNPRdtxCool guy Cala.
After getting BTFO by United, I'm actually no longer scared to watch us play.
we play in 3 bongs and 14 bings
>>153210696>too-good-to-be-true bullshitI’m really proud of you for your level of English, writing ability, and hyphen game. I’m a hyphen enthusiast myself. Well done.
I wonder if /arse/ is in the epstein files
>>153219077Todd Boehly is in it, you'd think Kroenke would be too.
>>153219130silent stan is not that kind of man buddy, i know him.
>>153219130Stan's obsessed with land, not underage girls.
Feeling a cheeky 1-1 on this one lads
>>153219231Corner OG again?
>>153218852>we
>>153219239In the 85th minute, yes
I can't wait to see Odegaard and Jesus in the starting lineup.
If >we don’t win at least 4-0 today I WILL be very upset.
>odeshitter FINALLY droppedOnly two years too late coneplacer
>>153219389>Zubelightweight still starting Poor Norgaard
>>153219389Completely forgot about posting the lineup today>Hincapie>Ødegaard dropped and Kai starting in midfield>Trossard and Gyokeres startingHuh.
>>153219435>Ødegaard dropped and Kai starting in midfieldI think Kai is the only one that has more clout than Odegaard with Arteta.
>>153219389>bossard>havertz feeding passes to gyökeres>no shartegaardbased
I hope >we don’t get a reminder of how shit he used to be in midfield, then again he couldn’t be worse than Ode currently.
>>153219450Eh, I can see it. In my mind Kai, Ødegaard, and Saka are all on equal footing in terms of being Arteta's favourites. And Zubi is climbing the ladder at a break neck speed as well. The cynic in me doesn't think Ødegaard is being benched for his performances at all so we'll have to see what kind of shenanigans we'll see today.
Havertz hattrick confirmed
Love Kai but when have we ever seen him perform well in this position?
>>153219533A few days ago
>44mins to KOhow about another choke, Arsenil?
>>153219543against a bad team. but that's not the biggest problem, the biggest problem is Saka not contributing at all. our season is over already
>>153219556Tbf, next to no one is contributing at all offensively. At least Saka still has his corners but the rest of them don't even have that and that is really the biggest problem. >We've pigeonholed really badly.
you fags gonna participate in a match thread? yeah, thought not. suck a dick, arseholes
>>153219563yeah but Saka is supposed to be your main man. he's flopped at the pressure of trying to be Arsenal's Salah. he's a symbol of your whole team buckling under the weight of expectation
I bet Wenger was on the island.
>>153219575It might look like that from the outside but when every single one of your attacking player hasn't scored in 10-25 matches straight, it becomes obvious that it's not an individual problem at all. Yes, Saka has declined massively but it's got a lot more to do with what he's being asked to do than anything else.
>>153219601no goals or assists for Saka today, book it
>>153219609And literally not a single poster here will be surprised, anon. Trust me.
>>153208689Any striker in football league would be our top scorer if they played for us.>>153219389>GyokeresGreat another game with 10 men. Wasting Havertz minutes who will probably be subbed off after a shit performance in a position we know he is dog shit in. If (when) we play like shit in this game Arteta putting Chokeres in every line up over actually trying to win games will be to blame.
I want Saka and Gyökeres to score ;_;
>Sucka injured in warmupOwarida
>Merino foot injury >Saka injuredfull squad lasted for a whole whopping game, top kek.
Im high on Kai Guy copium at the moment, but I wont be surprised if he drops a stinker today. Also>Gibraltargaard droppedGrim but deserved
>>153219716Inb4 odefraud on at halftime for kai
Yeah I'm thinking a 2-2 with two goals by Calvert Lewin
I fear for Leeds. We are going to punish them badly for the humiliation we suffered last week.
>no norgaard The man has stepped up literally every time and deserves playing time. At minimum to close out leads 15-20 minutes at a time.
>>153219698I like that one. Bukrappo Sucka
>>153219692>>153219716Part of me thinks Kai is starting exactly because he'd be as useless as everyone else playing there right now so Arteta can justify starting Ødegaard every single game after this.
>>153219773I think they can put him on the bench with Sucka pulling out
>saka non-contact injuryfucking hell, two months of gervinho regen at least
>>153219773he'll get his run when arteta inevitably injures zubi
>>153219824Madueke and dowman come on down!
Madueke hattrick incoming
So this is the consequence of playing Saka 90 minutes almost every game
3-0 Leeds
rip saka
I'm feeling another spineless cowardly performance >ya gunners ya
>madookian corners
>>153219855One comes back, one must leave Thus is the way of the arse injuries
You now remember Theo on corners.
>>153219876Hernandez? Milan legend btw
>>153219850Won't even miss him the way hes been playing this year
>>153219876you now remember giroud crossing to walcott
kek
Has anyone ever asked Arteta why we take forever at throw ins?
LmaoWhere's that throw in coach when you need him?
>>153219903high likelihood of giving the ball away from throws
>>153219903I think it was because it throws the opponents off (they switch off)
>>153219894Will miss his corner taking at the very least.
The winning strat was to being Henry out of retirement just for this game.
>>153219894True and he was still overplayed
>>153219903seems like the same problem as they have in the final third, afraid to do anything until its the PERFECT pass
this is not a league winning team
Great, everyone will try blooters now because they know it works.
they're gonna lose, aren't they
Don't want to see anyone complain that Leeds are parking the bus
Now we know that Odegaard was sacrificed mostly so that the heat is off Arteta. Literally the exact same gameplay without him.Still plenty of time left . Hope I'm wrong.
>>153219934theyll tire out, no way leeds keeps this pace up
looking shite ALREADY
Yeah the fear factor is gone.
The commentators are rightLeeds are far more worthy of silverware than Arsenal
Poobimendi with a shot almost as weak as he is
great shot zubi
>same old arsenal, always cheating>youre going downleeds bantered off
Linesman did him dirty there.
>>153219998never get the benefit of the doubt
Zubi trying to give away another goal
I hate just imagining this is the kind of football that gets you a premier trophyArsenal is anti football
Perhaps 1-1 was too optimistic
Zubi almost fucked up a passed to Saliba again
>>153220032this was how city dominated for a decadeanybody saying otherwise didn't watch them
>can't even score from corners
>>153220046It's so over.
Splitting points against Leeds should count as a loss in the fraudteta rankings
Hincapie signing has been really meh
>>1532200570-0 all over this shit unngghhhh
>>153220043You really comparing this midfield with prime Bernando, De Bruyne and Silva? Senpai
:]
apologize
Does that count as open play?
>>153220066nvm
ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI WOOOOOOOOOAAAH
ZUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
madueke insaka would not cross there
can anyone in this team cross
Madueke 1 ASSIST
ZUBIMENDI
Open play header makes my dick rock hard
very NICE
>>153220089spoke too late
>Header Not impressed
>>153220074I just mean the style of footballDe Bruyne's playmaking carried them and they used to fall off when he was injuredIf Odegaard would take more risk it'd work better but he's terrified of losing the ball
Big big goal this
madueke's been on form today
>>153220078>Does that count as open play?Technically yes but I wouldn't count it because the players were still positioned as though it was an active corner. They wouldn't have all (both teams) been up there like that in proper open play
Joe Rodon has sugar in his tank
>>153220063He looked good for a few games. Don't think he's an out and out fullback though. Better as a CB that can go forward. So obviously arteta will buy another LB so MLS can shift full time to midfield.
saka wouldn't have crossed that
its funny to me that zubi never really scored in spain and then he comes here and immediately is gonna have a 5+ goal season
>>15322012720 players in the box? time to shoot
>>153220119Name an EPL player who doesn't
>>153220136martin zubimendi
This type of football is NOT sustainable btw
VAR check? of course not
>Team from NorfNot a red
Should be a yellow
:]]
get mad at arteta for playing so safe but with the obvious officiating bias I can't blame himif they get in the box and fall over they'll get a pen every time
OG is back kek
hahaha bro that doesnt stay for sure
OWN GOAL
OWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
madookie :)
>>153220175nevermind just seen it again and that's such a funny OG from DCL
OWEN GOAL>OWEN GOALOWEN GOAL>OWEN GOALOWEN GOAL
OWEN???OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN OWEN And since I missed his,ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI ZUBI
>>153219958looks like they're still scared of the corners
There's your set piece goal
Comedy of errors that one, 3 Leeds players clashing into one another with no Arsenal player even near them.
>back to only scoring from slop piecesStill yet to create a fucking thing from open play.
>>153220194They're so scared of corners they scored and assisted the own goal.
Owen Goal is our top scorerArteta out
MADUEKE
Madueke status?
Owen Goal on course to be >our top scorer.
why did arsenal buy a striker for $80m again
>2-0Most dangerous lead
>own goal set pieceIf there was ever a goal that summed this team up.
>>153220210still time in the game lagyokeres will come good lahattrick surely coming lagyok with havertz is different gravy la
Xavi Barca owen goal gegen era
winning the league with OG as top scorer would be the funniest thing in EPL history
>>153219761Good call, anon. This will end 0-5 for Arsenal.
>>153220220Robbed of a goal I reckon that was on target the whole way.
>speaker saying this is the performance all the Arsenal fans wanted to see
>>153220234Samefagging on my spee?
Did the Leeds players start to mass hallucinate Arsenal players being near them?
is this the 7th or 8th owen goal this season?
>Saka out>Madueke masterclassuh, Yoruba bros...we have a problem...
Holy FUCK why are >we giving them so much time and space around the box
>>153220252can't commit foulsraya is rubbish on frees
You just know retards will cry about muh dark arts and legal fouling when it was Calvert Lewin that fucked his own keeper up lmao>>153220234Bit embarrassing this
haavertz could've won a pen there if he'd been braver
>>153220257they wont need a free kick to score one if they keep giving so much space
Madueke playing really well today
>we've only had 2 attemptsNo fucking way.
>>153220268He switched his leg. I guess cause he decided he couldn't shoot from there so he wanted to control it
GIVE ME FREEDOMGIVE ME FIREGIVE ME GDOR I RETIRE
>saka and odegaard not playing >all of a sudden can make quick decisions and not Faff about on the ball for the defense to setup Both need a lesson in not being such retarded bitches for a while.
how can you watch this shit and not see the bias in officiating lmao
>>153220282lol you are kidding right ? >We are legit terrible because that's the tactics of the manager. Don't know what game you are watching
>>153220282its ok arteta gets to scream at them about it for 15 minutes nowno more forward passes MORE CORNERS
people are making way too much of the man utd game2 worldies and a gift, martinez should've had a red and there should've been a pen for handballpeople keep saying it's unsustainable but it's workingI watched a lot of man city when they were winning leagues year after year and they would put you to sleep
>>153220282We've only had 2 attempts on goal, two.
>>153220283It makes sense when you tell yourself that most of these people genuinely don't even watch the match they have opinions about. I noticed that years ago and like 95% of the online conversation suddenly made perfect sense.
>>153220282Well yes but we have not played well this game. Other than Zubimendi's weak shot we've had 0 shots on target from open play. There has been no creativity and all the same issues remain. Gyokeres awful as usual.
>>153220282>>all of a sudden can make quick decisions and not Faff about on the ball for the defense to setupStrongly disagree. There was plenty of that in the first 20 minutes. They had 10 players in >our half in open play and on the other side it was >us faffing about for long enough for them to set up defensively for the longest time.
>>153220324>>153220324>>153220324new
>>153220309And 2 goals. What's the problem? If it works, it works.
>>153220328We haven't played well at all.
>>153220305nice bait lmao>>153220274despite all the freaking ‚response‘ talk we got this week the team looks as flaccid and uninspired as can be.
>>153220282>lumping saka with woedegaards momentum killing playstyleYou have to call it.
>>153220102ZUBI ZUBI ZOOOOOO >>153220192WHEN will the Arsenal supporters sing for Owen, he's so clutch on set pieces and shots outside the box. Maddening innit
>>153220369OWEN OWENOWENOWEN
