Are you ready?
Look which fuckhead showed up for two sets last night and left after that, wasting a few good rows of seats near the front that could have gone to someone who'd actually watch the fakken match
Bald kids need role models
>>153191900slapheads, we've found, dare i say it, 'our guy'
Good mourning alf
>>153191900You mean St Kilda players can't even grow their own hair? COME ON!
Good morning alf
>No footy>Only women on tonight in the tennis
>>153193267Any of them hot?
>>153193350Rybakina is cute wife material, I really like her.Sabalenka can look nice but she generally looks pretty masculine, especially on court.Pegula is a billionaire nepobaby that can look okay but she's kinda weird looking.Svitolina is strange looking and a coal burner.
>>153193549What's with eastern European women dominating tennis?
>>153193612Naturally pretty good athletic genes and Soviet Union invested heavily in tennis when it was introduced to the Olympics in the 80s which probably still carries over today in Russia and the Balkan countries. That and success stories like Kournikova, who became enormously wealthy despite not even being good at the sport, probably inspired a lot of poorer people there to see tennis as a way out.
powah
>>153194144okay despite the fact i am in america my flag is hong kongport hip 2026
ITS UP/afl/ supercoach league 2026 is here!!!PLEASE join our league /afl/ supercoach league - 821684
do a tipping league and i will join
>>153194144>>153194153hope you had a nice flight
>>153194556hawkies in utter shambles
>>153194463What's everyone doing with rucks this year? Don't really feel like spending big without knowing how the new rules will impact them. Issue is if it doesn't impact their scoring then you're going to be left behind early without the highest scoring rucks.
>>153194574what new rules
>>153194574pick bailey williams (iggs version)rest will sort itself out
>>153194463shall join this
>>153194666Rucks can no longer cross the centre line during ball ups which should favour the jumpers over the wrestlers, at least four centre ball ups. Additionally umps will no longer wait for ruckmen to arrive at ball ups around the group before throwing the ball up, which probably means teams will adjust how they approach rucks and we might see designated secondary rucks come into vogue. The 5th player on the bench might mean more teams might opt to play two rucks to work over single rucks and finally there's last a last disposal rule which means any player that kicks or handballs the ball over the line between the 50 arcs will result in a free kick to the opposite team which will reduce boundary throw ins meaning less ruck contests.
supercoach hasn't been good since the glory days of 2009-12 when you could bank on swan, ablett and pendlebury getting 125+
Is co-captains the cool thing to do now?
>>153196107It's just a northern state thing, always has been. Melbourne is the only other example I can think of
>>153196107>as captain and vice-captainhard of reading mate?
>saffa already bailedpathetic
>>153196313vpn trial expired
Chicken crimpy is elite
co captains are for weak coached teams
hopefully this nippy virus saves us from another go around of this bullshit
overwhelmedtime for vape and walk
vale nick maxwell
>>153196697yep crisp
>>153196825Nick was right all along
>>153196825f. will always be remembered for the lockdown job on rhan hooper
never was a finer defender of grass than gloved nick
Any man in
more like nick maxunwell
nevermind lads his vpn's working again
more like nick vaxwell
>>153197026
that 2010 pies side was magical. imagine being able to play a specialist captain in the afl and still win the hip
more like sick vaxwell
Every year we lose even more and more of our ranks turning their back on this place to become normies and they are replaced by even worse and worse posters discovering this place coming from reddit and bigfooty. Soon their will be none of us real ones left only the invaders.
I like to fill the daily gridley with all collingwood players if possible. Today was an easy one.
>>153197042it's not that deep
>>153196107>Liam Baker and Liam Duggan named co-captains in 2026.
>>153197045forgot to close afltables mate haha
>>153197048I wasn't trying to be deep.
>>153197048Is that what she said to you? kek got them gm
>>153191900>>153191964mfw
If your team "dominated" the AFL, but never played a grand final, they didn't dominate shit.
>>153197120Is this talking about a specific year, like the 99 Bombers or something? I can’t think of a team that “dominated” for an extended period without playing a grand final. Closest would be the 2000s Dogs and dominated would be an exaggeration.
>>153197120>>153197139it is the 08-10 wogs i assume
>>153197139>>153197143The croms, idk what time period I don't plan on watching or sharing the vid
ah, craig's crowbots. yeah they were a hip worthy team provided someone else knocked out the iggs. too bad they met in prelims both years
I like this south african vpn now.
>>153197144>>153197150Back to back top 2 finishes without a grand final appearance is pretty sad. Still better than finishing minor premier and not making the prelims.
2005-06 crows mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JicJQZpXt_c>glenelg mentality>GO AND GET STUFFED>THE GUY IS USELESS! GET HIM OUT OF THE SIDE!>ya big horses
also who has /alf/'s pooey undies 5aa call
I'll knock your head off, man. I'll knock your head off and roll on it if you ever insult me again
ai in football? more likely than you think!
shall be rocking my port gear all over america
>>153197190oh now i have an american flag, weird
>>153197190when youre at a game and they finish singing the anthem don't you dare forget to yell out >carn the pear
all of you will be Socceroos supports come July
soccerwhos?
more like the cockortwo's
>>153197196i am going to a bulls game so i may actually bit fearful it might get me shot or deported though
Want a cuppa?
>>153197224Too fucking hot.
an esl cunt called me and said i won a free carhe said, oh no sir, you win Africa, trip to Africa!
the milfina ice creams in aldi shit all over bulla shite
business idea: makeup that makes you look older
the tonight dough is the best tom & jerry iced creams
>>153197323Ben and Jewry’s is overpriced slop.
>>153197349>founded by Cohen and Greenfield Really makes you think
I have a gut feeling that we will be next after they take over Greenland and then Canada by 2040 we will be a colony or an unofficial state of the North American United States, how this will affect AFL or even NRL I don't know just yet.
>first match of the season is my swasn v dablooslooking forward to the seethe when CurnGOD kicks a bag
charlie turncoat
>>153197447relax it's not like he went to Collingwood or something even though that was his first choice secretly
>>153197393>1st and 2nd amendment freedomsGive it to me.
>>153197479Japan's strict gun laws originated from the yanks, mate
zach "the snake" merrett
I saw curnow out in the surf with heeney at queenscliff over summer didnt loo annoyed to be in sydney
>>153197393They just wanna militarise Greenland put nukes their and the golden dome shit which will not only be a defensive weapon but an offensive space based weapon. Trump doesn't care if it's made official or done on the downlow. U.S. already has bases in greenland they just want to expand. Most of russia's nukes are at the north pole and would have to fly over greenland to reach the u.s.So it's like an early warning detection system plus the ability to intercept before the nukes reach the u.s.We are already vassals of the u.s. we are just allowed to run autonomously (think chechnya and russia) it's just people like you don't know this.Things are happening way faster than you understand. The U.S. intend to stop Iranian oil supplies to China to hamper chinese industries and allow it's ally israel to be an unchallenged power in the middle east (controlling all the oil). China was getting it's oil from venezuala that's not happening now the u.s. is targeting iran china's other oil supplier. The only people left would be Russia to supply china after that.China just fired a bunch of generals probably because they were pushing for a longer a timeline when it comes to taking Taiwan, 2030's instead of 2027.
>>153197393>>153197570continued...China has to act now it has an older population due to the one child policy and they are reaching retirement age so they need the chip manufacturing in Taiwan to pay for their pensions.But more importantly if you control the chip manufacturing you can increase the iq of ai quicker than your enemies. This is the next arms race. The hope is agi happens (smarter than human iq version of ai) and it can then do experiments in its own head and make deductions from that and increase it's iq infinitely. So if you control that then it can defeat any weapon the enemy has because it's smart enough to create some kind of counter tech. It can also make offensive weapons that can defeat the enemies countermeasures.oh and one more thing the "new start treaty" the last treaty between the major nuclear powers expires feb 4th so after that their will be no more treaties stopping the proliferation of nuclear weapons.also it's to stop the de-dolarisation of the the u.s. currency currently oil is has to be paid for with u.s. dollars forcing countries to buy u.s. dollars and bonds which helps the u.s. economythe brics nations want to buy oil in gold hence china buying hundreds of millions of dollars of gold so they can iran and russia in gold for oil in order to circumvent sanctions that are imposed on those nations by the west>tldr it's happening in 2027 and it's about aritifical general intelligence
Footy?
this time last year adam hunter and selwood died so another 40 year old former afl player is due to drop dead any second now
join the fucking supercoach you>>153194463SUUUPPPAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAACCHH
>>153197174It’s on u tube
>>153197570>>153197580None of this is really happening btw
>>153197811Yep a complete work of fiction for your amusement.
greenland is for a buffer against the coming eu megastate, not russia.
>>153197839Are you not entertained?
we all looking forward to the afl being suspended for 6 years while our washington overlords order (You), (Me) and all the footymen to go fight to keep some pissant chinese island out of china's hands?
we will be shot and blown up with chinese weapons made from australian minerals
>>153197881Footy doesn't get suspended during wartime. Even during WW2 the league kept going with only Geelong being forced to withdraw from the comp due to travel restrictions.
>>153197874
Post you're team's best 23.
>thread has been put on autosageThis is ridiculous.
anyone who really thinks russia is the great devil can go and sign up for the ukranian foreign legion right now and be in the trenches within a week or two.put up or shut up.
>>153197323Those containers are at least 3 years old, there's no way they're making more
breaking bad is pretty good but i'm don't understand people calling it the goat
>>153198047it's babby's first decent series. plenty surpass it.
Hold me nowI'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkingMaybe six feet ain't so far down
gonna go fuck my arse
>>153198094go pies btw
>>153197956i dont know how my team can compete against this
pics?
>>153197964Because half the thread is off topic
>one community contained in its own thread is worse than multiple threads on the boardits an interesting discussion
should fire up /iggs/
it's our year
>>153198317
>>153198469this is a straff
cunt off spastic
>>153199920RARE
im not americango port
>>153197881aflw finna FEAST
Ayo
>>153198317your year to finish bottom four again fuckhead
The unwarranted persecution of /alf/ must stop.
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