>Lap:#8326>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153180832>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Car Launch dates:Williams: 3 February (virtual)Cadillac: 8 FebruaryAston Martin: 9 FebruaryMcLaren: 9 February>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Vowles, on the FW48 being overweight: "You need the car together, and that doesn't exist today"Audi's car breaks down againHaas had two undisclosed reliability issuesAston Martin partners with CELSIUSArvid Lindblad unsure if he's entirely ready for F1The AMR26 got transported to Barcelona
>>153192148>Williams: 3 February (virtual)KWAB
lonso subpole
death to m*rcedes as always
Piss Tree Status?
>>153192148>The AMR26 got transported to BarcelonaNUI
>>153192148!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry if I hurt your feelings edd but being fat is a choice
No posting of the puppers
>Mercedes will begin doing simulations on lower fuel and pushing the W17 closer to the limit.grim
Now that the dust has settled, did Michael Masi make the right call for Abu 21? Should we bring him back?
i hope hadjar dies
good thread
>>153192493ugo ungabonga wrote this
kick f1 sponsorship was a mistake
>>153192511thanks
>>153192477he's just big boned
>>153192578de nada
>>153192511leonidas
>>153192148>Aston Martin partners with CELSIUSFAHRENHEIT BTFO
stroll will never look this cooleven with a CELSIUS
>>153192530nuh uh
>>153192666galle then
>>153192487>Russlel will get like 18 grand slams because Antonelli is so SHIT and no one else can do shitgrim
>>153192578>>153192597>>153192600
>>153192284HONOOOOOOOOR
>>153192682>the entirety of the bong media will act like it was on pure meritgrim
>narb is 2 seconds faster than rbits over again
>>153192605thank god the united states adopted the metric system, gob bless orange man in command
>>153192883real?
at least it's not hamilton
george is a cunt
>>153192682>>153192868salvation may still come
>>153192958patriota
>>153192958his shoe is hiding "shit, bro"
>>153192930yes. road signs are now showing km along with mi.
>>153192313
>mfw a toaster is now $20
>>153192958I would say something about Alonso and Stroll not being good enough to be WDC even with the best car but Norizz proved it can be done
>>153193098typical lolson
>>153192284I'd support Nui if it wasn't for an inbred rat hogging the grid since 2017 (conveniently since the L*berty has started to own F1)
>>153193096yall dont have anko toasters? literally 5 dollar shit that works for a few months then shits itself
>>153193096i got u
>>153193098any driver can win with the best car, depends on the gap and if there is a consistent 2nd team or not. Mclaren had a large gap in performance and Norris had the privilege of fighting Verstappen in a car that a normal driver scores about 50 points with
>>153193247>a normal driver scores about 50 points with>tsu: 33 points
what did he create?
>>153193205>literally 5 dollar shit that works for a few months then shits itselfso like, planned obsolesce bullshit?>>153193208thx
>>153193354the weapon to surpass metal gear
>>153192958Farton Asstin new car looking good
the pozzedstappen/kwablonso experience:>build the team entirely around one driver>he shids>you take the blame
Jensen butthole
im hopeful for what the future holdslooks like tomorrow only troll will run
gimi
Any car with a white livery instantly screams>P9 in the constructors championship Which to be fair is kinda excellent for an entirely brand new team. But white is just such a basic and ambitionless colour for racing car
>>153193644You are wrong
>>153193298tsu is neither normal or a driver
>>153193657one offs don't count
I would bet everything on the fact that at least one anon itt has sucked a cock
>>153193735it wasn't a man's cock
>>153193735it's a trick bet: it was you all along
I remember giving a guy a blowjob in Las Vegas back in 2000.
>>153193771
how do we fix silly willy
>>153193427I'm almost 40 and shit myself. Am I planned obsolescence? I don't think so. I will live forever. Like M. Schumi and Bernie Eccle
>>153193819when the drive to survive episode about proudy getting a unicorn sticker releases you will feel shame for your words and deeds
>>153193644This, but black.
>>153193735pretty tgirl cock: straightfeminine femboy cock: mostly straighttwink cock: pretty gayman cock: gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153193735I've sucked 3
>>153193983pozzed?
>>153193735Surely, there's somebody else that has been horny and flexible enough to suck their on dick.
>>153193983rookie numbers for a porteño tbqh famas
>>153194018my 47 cm long thin penis is in my mouth rn, don't even have to flex
>>153194018did you know Natalie Pinkham had her lower ribs removed so she could suck her own dick? it's true I've seen it
>>153193819Remember when their files were on Excel?Not trashing them, just sayin'.
>>153194059damn williams is just like our government
>bloated>breaks easilyperfect title sponsor
>>153193941glad to hear i'm only pretty gay
>willy car reveal
Yeah, it's over.
I don’t think the Cadillac is really going to be all-white. That would be way too retarded from a branding perspective. They want hype.
>>153194407he's shit, bro
>>153194407Jorj on top is going to be kinoHe isn't going to be some faggy "aw shucks guys, I'm actually the underdog and red bull has the best car not us" sore winner like norizz was
>>153194407>Competiting>Only 1 car ahead with +10000000000000000 sec gapWhat a shit """""""""""sport""""""""""" I rather watch 41 year old Ronaldo kwabbing at USA in next few month
>>153194407only thing that can save eff juan is unironically torger giving NARG the hammo treatment and cucking NARB into oblivion
Reminder not to pay attention to the pozfags hyping up kwablonso and ruslel for 2026. Globohomos do this every preseason to make kwabmilton look good by association because it's their only window of opportunity before everyone gets reminded that they're utter shit when the season starts.
Reminder that 2026 WDC will be a battle between Stroll and Yuki, who will be resurrected to replace Isack Hadcar.
when is the next regulations?
>>153194610They're won't be a next regulations, f1 will die in the next 3 years
>>153194683That girl should take a hint from Hatkins
>>153194683I would bet everything on the fact that at least one of them has sucked a cock
So…we’re going on nineteen years now, huh?
>>153194417It's going to be 90% black like their racing suits.
>>153195159
>>153195178of all the living beings in that webm, leo is the only one that's conscious enough to realize how lucky he is
AlonsobrosHow are we feeling about 2026I have a feeling he is going to be a candidate for KWABOTYPerhaps he will retire mid season to be home with his wife who had children previously with another man
>>153195159Nice slop
>>153195154perez needs to shave off that neckbeard ASAP
>>1531944071:11 is qualy time1:15 is gp lap timehe already got af ucking 1:17fuck off you cheating cunt
what happens if you add gin backards to germany?
>>153195363ginmany? sounds gay
>>153195363nigger man y?
>>153195363germany gin backards
>>153195363>nigdnalhcsuedthis changes everything
>lebron is washed>djoko is washed>max is washed>every old cunt is washedtruly the year every old cunt dies and retires
>>153195388>>153195399>>153195406failed iq test>>153195398beated the iq test congrats
>backards>iq test
>>153195485i didnt even give a shit about youre iq test n shiiet...
NARB deserves WDC.
>>153195178>hp logo is the same size of ferrari'swhat a joke of a sponsor deal, ferrari is basically a doormate
>>153195497not my fault you have no Ws to add
i can't fucking for a saturday quali, smoking weed with my brother and scream at my 42' smart TV
>>153195583>>153195363
>>153195732>>153195497>>153195363>>153195583
>>153195930
>>153192657The Cherry Cola one is amazing. Gives me some pep in my step without being as bad and syrupy as an actual soda.
Why the fuck cant cadilliac just keep the same theme they have.
/f1/'s threads quality has been atrocious latelyPenelope Kvyat's cunny looks nice.
amx
Damn, Williams is truly fucked.
>>153196264i'm afraid we're going to have to beat you to death now
Got demoted and got pay cut. Hopefully F1 2026 season will be worth it or im gonna make Imola 1994 look like a joke
>>153196350i hope you're cutting your productivity and agreeableness to compensate
>>153196325ai hallucinating the spec sheet fucked them100$
>>153196350the bad worker of baden-wurstenburg
>>153196264
>>153196350>Got demoted and got pay cut. unless you're military, you're supposed to instantly quit anon
>>153196264do you often think about penelope playing The Lonely Shepherd on your skin flute?
we (s)need more chinese drivers in eff juan
zhou plzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEyGiaqm7k
i guess its another "im alone in /f1/" episode
g
>>153193819>>153196325I hope no one pays the made-up story of them being short of spares. With testing being still very limtited, even showing up for the literal last hour of Barcelona test and Albon binning it completely would be better than postponing track debut for Bahrain.And one could even ask, in which kind of reality the spare part production has nothing to do with the test crew doing it own thing? Like I said above, it doesn't matter any difference whatsoever if they test, crash and fuck off in Barcelona.
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why are asians so fucking shit at driving bros, aren't they supposed to be clever n shiiiiiiiieeeeet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UOC0C0x8Q
someone PLEASE play with argie anon
doomposters are absolutely retardedreminder that ferrari "won" every preseason test in the 2014-2020 cheatcedes era
this video is based because its all about bros before hoeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJioF1 relatred because
>>153196325If the car failed crash tests then that would explain why they don't know how much the car weighs since it's still technically not a finalized spec. Strengthening components so they pass the tests will add weight. Between them not being able to show up for the Barcelona session and the likelihood the car will be overweight once it's legal, it looks like Williams are headed back to the rear of the grid. Maybe if they're lucky Alpine will be worse somehow.
>>153196910Even if they reinforce monocoque it should still be very easy to weigh before final assembly.Other teams must be giggling right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1AAa9U3XI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8vzbezVru4at the time i thought they were going to be the next big thing (i was wrong)
not a weeb but this one touches the feels if you know the lorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqI97zHMoQw
So I was playing runescape the other day and I saw some dude named TifosiCL16, I must say, based and redpilled
>new regs reduce weight>williams ends up heavier somehowEach year is worse.They're slowly learning to un-design a car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJTF0n2aBi4
>>153197062they had such a good ending half of 2025 too...
>>153197062>"""saves the team"""Probably because they refuse to actually invest in better production equipment instead of having a Ted or Ned take 3 months to make a single mold for a car panel in a williams shed.
>>153192493Powerful post
>>153197085proudy didand that was him being very proudy, figuring out how to drive it, nothing to do with the car
Newey said to be at the circuit
>>153192958>>153197138
Some say Stroll today, Alonso tomorrow. good for fernando desu, tomorrow will have more running. today basic checks
honda sisters this cant be how it all ends
morning lads
Stroll will guide us straight to Novigrad
>>153192493why?
goedemorgen allen>>153197277bonjour mon ami
>>153197277buenos dias amigo
>Shamilton already spinningThis is going to be a great 2026. We are going to see him get buckbroken even harder.
>>153197420good
>>153197090lovely pits
>>153197277>>153197347
I won't be able to take a new era of the great satan domination
>>153197442Don't worry, Max is going to crush it this year.
https://x.com/i/status/2016796718428209255
>>153197464KWAB
>>153197464inspired by a true vettel story
>>153197442dit-il avec un tableau d'africain dans sa maison...
>>153197464the rainmaster
>>153193902I'm nearly 50, I feel fine. I will kick the bucket sometime in my 80s.
>>153197498not my pic fréro
>>153197529>fréroPermets moi de douter...
>>153197535qu'est-ce que tu me chantes lÃ
>>153197554Qu'à mon avis tu n'es pas très "Français" de France
>>153197579>>153197554>>153197535>>153197529>>153197498Can you guys take it to grindr already.
>>153197588Only if you post Juju
>>153197277>>153197347good morning
>>153197442
Why is nobody talking about how these new regs will influence dirty air? Is it a sign that it will be really bad and following closely will be very very hard?
>>153197674F1 doesn't allow racing, dirty air doesn't matter anymore
>>153197579I'm the whitest moffo you'll ever see, friend
>>153197705>moffois this another way of saying beur
>>153197705>the white in question
>>153197711>>153197725people that are fixated on skin color and race like you two are usually the poo or black skin color
>>153197821no u
For me its 130r
>already spinningnyo...>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24
>>153197856they MUST make 130r 130m radius again. reverse the change of 2003
>>153197821this
>>153197821>try to act like a white>get called out>say that only poo or black people are racist (which is racist)what did he mean by that?
How many this year?
>>153197884why are you speaking about yourself
Aston to debut at the end of morning. According to sources, around the new car conceived by Adrian Newey there is much curiosity because the impression is that it may have adopted bold solutions.
why are they fighting?
>"Aston Blind" is a slang referred to devastating vision-altering eye & nerve injuries for onlookers during the track debut of AMR26. While some theories credit injuries to innovative & eccentric aero design of aftermentioned Formula One racing car, the chief designer Adrian Newey has vehemently denied his swansong has nothing to do with "Aston Blind" and the eye damage is caused by something completely else.
>>153197918ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO LAONSO ALONSO ALONSO LAONO ALONSO LAONSO ALOSNO ALOSNOA ALSOLNOA LAOSNO LAOSNO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO AL ONOS ALONSO ALONSO
HÄKKINEN HÄKKINENHÄKKINEN ON YKKÖNEN
>>153197914>no uI accept your concession
>>153197918>"bold solutions">stroll still in a seatDamn, he was JUST becoming vaguely adequate at not crashing.
>>153197918>Aston to debut at the end of morningLIAR, they jsut say that they will run after the lunch break
HAPPENING!>HAPPENING! HAPPENING!>HAPPENING! HAPPENING!>HAPPENING! HAPPENING!>HAPPENING!
>>153197937This is what I read.https://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-test-barcellona-day-4-ore-11-gia-tanti-giri-per-ferrari-e-mercedes/10793706/
>>153197945ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOO ALOSNOOOOO ALOSNOOOOO LAONSOOOOO ALOSNOOOO ASLONSOOOOO ALOSNOOOOO ALOSNOOOOO ALONSOOOOOO LAONSOOOOOO ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOO LAONSOOOOOO ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOO
Daily reminder that this WILL happen this season and you WILL like it
>>153197960>tfw it's a single race livery in Las Vegas
>>153197960>mickey mouse champion coming 2026?
>>153197960I like Mickey MouseI used to watch House of Mouse before school
>>153197960we will call it rigged whoever wins (except if max wins)(double points if we get a double dq after the race again)
>>153197960didn't know they made a lando norris "wdc" themed livery
>>153196325>there's no knowledge of the weight Just buy a scale
>>153197993kek
Mateschitz wouldn't have led this slide. Would've given Marko a good slap at the idea of bringing in a north african into the main team.
>>153197937Late morning moved to afternoon session, it seems you were right. Afaik 2pm onwards.
>>153198110RB had massive overheating issues apparently when they tested..Maybe they are shit afterall... its so over... narb is already 2 seconds ahead..
>>153197960>actual Mickey Mouse circuit will happen in my lifetimeShoot me
>>153198153>implying it wouldn't be kino
>forces Abdul to crash so he can fly home for a Team Redline FIFA Stream
>>153198164this looks like literal hell for the neck
>>153198188why are they flying? monaco is close to barcelona, how much time do they save by plane?well, they have rpivate planes, they dont have to wait in line for 1 hour before and after landing
handheld video of a formula 1 car driving around a race track until from the right side of the frame, an obese middle aged man in a white shirt and blue jeans enters the frame on a skateboard. the car and the man move at high speed past the camera, and the camera pans around to capture the moment when the fat man on his skateboard overtakes the car
>>153198243Barcelona to Monaco is a 6+ hour drive
>>153198243Flight+ drive from Airport seem like 2 hours, just driving would be like 7 hours.
>>153198312>>153198321when my mother was pregnant with my brother we took the high speed train to go on vacation because she didnt want to go on the car, my father took the car with the luggage so that we could have a car while we were in the beach, so my father left us in the station, with time to spare true, but when we arrived my father was already there waiting for usif a 40 something year old guy with a family car can do it id think that "the best drivers in the world" with supercars could do it aswell
>>153198243>drive to airport>walk straight onto plane>land in nice>get helicoptered to monacobeats sitting on the motorway
is the great satan back or are they just uberhunding
just want to say that we had the front active aero first
>>153198164Make it a threeway loop.
HnGgGGngNNGngHHG!!!!
>>153198443She showing pits now
Lance will pwn the AMR into a wall today, check em
>>153198396they're sandbagging as always. could easily run 1.15s while others are stuck on 1.18s
do not lewd
>>153198460ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALONSO
>>153198449Harlot
>>153197960HYPE
>>153198470t. Alba
>>153198475I want to see it too el anonim
why isn't aston martin on the track yet AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153198618they did say thursday afternoon
how many this season?
>>153198618Last information says between 60 to 90 minutes it should go out.
>>153196750Isnt this guy in prison and what's the status of his lab created children?
Walter Bottas
>oil>tobacco>gambling >cryptoLooks like AI is going to be the next big thing to flood advertising in F1
>>153198757Its already everywhere. Look at the helmets during onboards
>>153198779Formula E is sponsored by google ai and it has ai narration appear on the screen during the races describing what is happening
>>153198808>it has ai narration appear on the screen during the races describing what is happeninglol
>>153198676Suicides? You can only do it once
>>153198813Why use your own eyes to watch, when an AI can watch it for you and describe it to you. Yeah, these lot have absolutely no use case for their products lol
>>153196750Wow He has really changed since getting engaged
EDD SPOTTED AT THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA
>>153198826There are millions, maybe even trillions of slop channels on youtube that do exactly this, summaries of movies or whatever else
>>153197821The whitest mofo I know would never say this tho
>>153198228
>>153198110The great thing about this article is that you can write two of them for every single team. Except Williams, were you get to write it 5 times.
>>153198364Max is fit enough that he could hike from Barcelona to Monaco too. Why shouldn't he do that instead, you genius?
>>153198868time?
>>153198885siesta
>ASSton doing everything in their power to run as late as possibleDid Newey build the ultimate meme machine, or are they delaying out of shame?
Best pilot on the grid? Charles Leclerc.
>>153198970Pilots are airplane drivers tho
>>153198959AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIVE ME THE CAR
my farts are smelling really, really bad this morningf1 related because
newey rocket status?
>>153198995Got stolen by refugees
>>153198188K E KEK
>>153198443>>153198449YESSSS MOREEEE
>>153199030
>>153199041thank you, she is so beautiful
and we know nothing about her in F1 for 2026 season
can we stop posting that hag sophia for good now?this is an alba board
Fernando just told Spanish media he thinks they'll be doing a few laps today. Come on...
>>153199050did the french flag ever posted her webm of that sq2?
https://x.com/RBR_Daily/status/2016865897009344676?s=20"White smoke was seen coming out of the pit lane area."it's over, newey bros
i cant take it anymore
>>153199051bazed>>153199060when was it? I remember I was the one doing webm of fu last year
>>153199063conclave is over
>>153199063engines are hard, they just need more time bro
>>153198443>>153198449hoerop
2 more weeks...
>>153199075it was later in the seasson in a sprint quialy where the aston was decent, i dont recall if austin or brazilJORGE 1:16
>>153199075it was right after sq2 and before sq3, same raceweek as your webm, so something like 15 minutes before what we see
washed
Imagine her in red bikini. Would definitely make my horse prance if you catch my oversteer.
>>153199102patriot
>>153199094thats crazy
It was a mistake to turn on Ferrari difficulty (nightmare mode) in F1 25...
>>153198970>>153197034
>>153199103I know what you mean anon
2 hours to go, and still no news on aston
>>153199088>>153199094this? I don't think there is much to take from this
>>153199128>brakes>bag flies offinteresting design
MOVEMENT IN ASTON MARTINMOVEMENT
>>153199128>headlight doesnt turn with the front wheeleven better
>>153199134YEAH THAt one, alonso was doing very well
>>153199138they're already packing up for bahraingrim
>>153196831AND I FEEEEL IIIIIIIIT
>>153199136>>153199142rich people love design over functionality unfortunately>>153199143Well first, I can't watch what is after SQ2 and before SQ3 because the french broadcaster was doing interviews during that time (replacing the FIA feed), as for this one, I didn't make a webm because you can't see anything really, I will need a 4K high birate.
>>153199134i think it was when sq2 was done, 4 minutes later or something, nothing is there?if not, i will look for later
>>153199176nah, on the french feed they were doing interviews during that time so I can't find it
*wins*
>narb is already so smugcan't believe shartonelli is the only hope
>>153199173>rich people love design over functionality unfortunatelyMost consumer things do this.Nobody wants a purely functional design. Everything would be grey + simple shapes. Maximizing functionality leads to commieblocks and F1 cars without lvieries (pure carbon fibre) and similar hideous designs.
Turn 1 I divebomb inside okay everybody else good luck
>>153199138BOWEL MOVEMENT
>>153199176ok found itI can't make a webm out of it right now (not on my main computer) but I can put the whole SQ on gofile if you want>>153199213nah, you can mix functionality and design, no need to go to each extremes
>>153199128cute boy
>>153199240thats crazy
Assembly issues or something...? I'm giving up
sources tell me the aston martin car is stable please god
KWAB Hall of Fame (losing the WDC while enjoying preferential treatment against an opponent who wasn't):>(4X) Kwablonso (against Vettel, 2010-2013)>Kwabmilton (against Rosberg, 2016)>Pozzedstappen (against Norris, 2025)
>>153199043My face in those titties.
asston shartin bros? if they don't run today all they have is tomorrow? a single day? over status?
Hearing the issue with Aston is the assembly instructions for the car are in all Japanese.
>>153196861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
Aston actually has the best car.It's just that honda made a terrible engine
did newey get too proudy?
can you post the como es el mclaren honda? pic?? i cant find it
>>153199266Testing is overrated anyway
Lets just remember the good times okay?
>>153199289chinless cope
>>15319928016 hours behind, redbull won 2010 without the tests, but its huge
>>153196650that's too mild for medeath to mclaren, mercedes, williams and hamilton
>2014 againfuck this
jorge 16:6one thing is allowing them to cheat to give them a chance otehr thing is allowing them to destroy the competitioni hate the fia, flavio was sooooo close to ending it in 09
GP2...
FLAVIO FLAVIO FLAVIO FLAVIO FLAVIOflavio reminds me a bit of mou, knows the game is rigged and still is able to win itpatriots in my book
TFNDtotal fia nigger death
yeah, newey is complete and utter shit
>Mercedes has the clear dominant car>AMX walks to Merc garage and says he wants to drive there>Russell gets dropped before season startskino
>>153199294crazy to think how much alonso has shitted up the team
imagine being jorge in qatar 24, the fia gifts you a pole, the guy which they stole it from tells you he is going to place you in the fucking wall, you shit yourself BIIIIIG time and let him pass before t1ajajajajjahe should have killed himself RIGHT THEREno other honorable way out
>>153199338he had the chance last yearthis was so predictable
EN BREVE
the car now has seats
Jenson, my amigo
>>153199338>>153199348i mean his contract is expiring anyway next year he probably still had some trust in the team that made him such amazing cars b4
>Atlassian Williams F1 Team welcomes Wilkinson Sword as Official Grooming Partner
i can't believe i actually thought i'd see the aston today
mercedes won
>>153199382>>153199353EN BREVE
>>153199366you'd think they abuse him but he always looks like that
>>153199376I thought this was a shitpost, it's not
>>153199043sauce? I cant fucking read the watermark
>>1531993892 more weeks
Believe in Newey anon, trust the plan
asston bros........................i cannot fucking believe itover before it started
>>153199427Don't worry. You now have a fresh batch of 500k legalized muslims and beaners ready to play their pensions
>>153199447they dont work, how will they pay pensions? its so fucking stupidASTON BROS, NEW COPE, newey doesnt want to show the carCOPE COPE COPE COPE
ALOSNOSADOASDMKLPÑASDFNLPKSdeanfwe are outYEAH YEAH YEAHALONSO ALONSO ALOSNO ALOSN ALOSNOA LAOSNAO ALOWSNO ALSONOA ALOSNOA LASMONSISISISISSISISISISIS ALOSNOOOOOOOOVAMOS VAMOS VCAMOS VAMOS SIII
do you think antonelli can challenge narb any way if MWL2 happens? he finally outperformed narb in some races at the end of last year
>>153199366>pic1>wdym we missed the test?>pic2>¿Me están chingando o qué verga?
ALOSNOA LSONAO ALSONOA LAOSNO ALOSNO ALONSO ALOSNO ALONSO LAONSO ALONSO ALONS its stroll
>>153199376>Official Grooming PartnerWhat did Williams mean by this?
>>153199477>didn't even paint the carlmao
>>153199477be calm and focus
>>153199477wow, look at thats, thats 12 sec faster that the mercedes
>>153199427you can always be a tattoo artist in ibiza
>>153199470no>>153199477>>153199478newey must be really confident for AM to act this way
>>153199371she cute. why are there not more tall slim qts like her? everything's fucked desu
>>153199487look at that, that air exit in the side, its the only car with itbut the back of the car is tiny
>>153199487aero bits slash air intake next to drivers head?
>>153199470yes
>>153199502>why are there not more tall slim qts like her?there are but you dont like the answer
why is the air exit so big? shouldnt it be the other way around? air entry big? i dont know what it mewansaaaaaaa alosno alosno alonso alonso alosno alosnoif we lose, at least we have this momentenjoy the little things, always
i would love going to a melbourne grand prix i hate being poor
>>153199510but thats not and intake, thats how the air goes out,m id thinkwhy its that big?i know that honda made a compact engine so that newey could make a small backNOOOOOO GPS PROBLEMS, THATS WHY IT TOOK THEM THAT LONG
>>153199514It means Honda fucked up
>>153199526never before had i believed so much in honda as im beliving right nowi believe in honda
>>153199513trannies don't count, it obviously needn't be said
Imagine learning the absolute bare essentials of spanish just so you can go post on a spanish website to tell them how much you support ruslel and hate spanish drivers. Sounds fucking stupid right? But this is what this retard has done with english.
LOOK AT THAT BEAST
>>153199502early 2000 model was full of this type of qts
high res
He cant make me mad,not todaylook at that, ummmm i want to cum inside it
son i am disappoint gimi
I wish I could be as excited as el anon
>>153199553seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
>>153199565enjoy the little things
>>153199565>b-but neweyyyyyy
>>153199557Supermodels (of that era at least) have something different going on, they look anorexic and sinister somehow, debicki is qt
>>153199477my my that's a beauty
>>153199470Antonelli has the pace to match Jorj, with a couple of "George, it's James" I can see him swiping the title
https://www.twitch.tv/basedmotorvideo in based motor, NOW
>>153199568where does the air go? extra intakes behind the driver's shoulders?
>>153199582He's not nearly consistent enough for that. Do not forget how shit he was in the European leg of races.
>>153199502i've only dated a "tall" girl (5'7) and went on a date with a 5'9 that nothing concluded from iti was very very happy but i'm not tall enough to pull tall girls all the time (5'10)
>>153199580are you sure about that anon?
>>153199565>nonces >get ze flammenwerfer
>>153199563look at the front suspension, newey is going to RAPE the cheaters
gonna watch europe 07 in a while, that race gets me pumpingthey touch wheels!!! incredible!!!!
>>153199627>wishbones in 90 degree anglegary anderson won't make friday
>>153199612Is it so much to ask to be able to look them in the eye? Why do women need to be smaller, anyway?>>153199614Your one's better than most but I'm still not quite feeling it
bros i caught a common cold and im feeling like shitpls pray for mef1 related because some f1 drivers race with the common cold sometimes
>>153199601Why did the basedmotors xitter link work but not the twitch one>>153199611He struggled a lot with the change in braking zones between F2 and F1, he will perform better this year.
>>153199639>gary andersoni dont know who that is>>153199656because in twitch what matters is the user and in x the numbersin some x links they dont even show the user, just and i/numebrsmaybe idk
does anyone else agrees that lando has the big dick smile?
>>153199612olga?>>153199641(and yes, I know....)
COCHE RADICALRADICAL CAR
>>1531996662x WDC dick smile
>>153199646post russian qt and we will pray for you
>>153199666Satan's strongest soldier
>>153199690heres a photo of me in case you even care
>>153199699slut
>>153199699nice pumps
>>153199705no im not
>>153199665>i don't know who that isyou need to listen to more edd
>>153199545rude
>>153199723aaaa i think i know, glasses?
>>153199568reducing strolls visibility is a choice
>>153199734schnoz
>>153199699where the dick? (I pray 4 u)
>>153199760inside my ass, obv
>>153199760why do you think the leg is posed like that as if to hide a surprise?
>>153199734that look so.......basic?are we sure it's even the final version?
>>153199760nevermind this >>153199773this is real >>153199771
GIVE YOUR EXPERT TAKEDID NUUI COOK?
>I share this general with literal tranniesMaybe the muslims are right
>>153199785I though we were discussing cock not f1
>>153199771>>153199773>>153199780lame
>>153199796i loved that every other girl in france is skinny you can only find that here in NYC and maybe in florida but even then they are fattier
>>153199754>>153199776deleted it because it was an AI vomitbased on pic related. you can't really see shit
>>153199793cock = cockpit = f1
>>153199785PRESS A TO APOLOGIZE NUUUUUUUUUUIA
>>153199785fucking love it
>>153199785why is it so big? i dont understandand they just said in based motor that its black because of regulations, what? is that true? maybe because they didnt make an event presenting the car? mclaren aswell, maybe thats why they have a black one
our balding king is nowhere to be found
>>153199785i thought the aston martin logo was an opening in the bodywork
there are only 2 good pics at the moment3*
>>153199805kinda, but those have been replaced by dumb nafri women with 40 IQ so it's not really better... russia/eastern europe is the last place of true high quality white qts in the world
>>153199829Merc-style front wing
>>153199811*laughs in gp2 engine*
jajajajjawe are going to rape those cheaters so hard
>>153199808ok that makes more sense>>153199821LILYYYYYYYY
>>153199838>russia/eastern europe is the last place of true high quality white qts in the worldyes i had sex with a slovakian girl and she shifted my brain chemistrylike every other girl is just inferior
>>153199847renault 2009 tier
>>153199847>front wing connected on the second planeThat means the Great Satan got it right, it's over
>>153199850My eyes are now gone
>>153199805Florida/Miami has loads of hot women, but they’re not skinny. If that’s what you want it’s only NYC (and some parts of Cali I guess).
>>153199890
>>153199863based>>153199850not that impressive really
>>153199890i dont understand why that air outtake is so big
>>153199897>Florida/Miami has loads of hot women, but they’re not skinnyyup i went to st petersburg last year and wow i think the hot weather make people take care of themselves more but there were also ultra obese walmart people.
>>153199908it seems newey is back again with "0 size" engine, so I suppose the big air outtake is to allow the engine to breath a little bit, maybe its the reason why they are late???
>>153199908I should compare it to the others but maybe the back end is so tightly packed that they need bigger slots for cooling
>>153199919I call those "merguez", I hate tanning, I wish white woman would keep their pale skin intact.
>>153199921they just said in based motor taht its because of the gearbox>>153199923yeah, tahts right, newey wanted a small engine, so maybe in perspective it looks big but its just like the others
red flag, aston was the only car out sideits over its over its over its over its over tis over its over its over its over its over tia over its voer its over its over its over never before well, this hour was perfect
>Lance Stroll has broken down on track in the Aston Martin, red flag to end the day >Lance Stroll has broken down on track in the Aston Martin, red flag to end the day LMAO
>>153199954>>153199956just a gps issue
>>153199944>its because of the gearboxfor being late or the big air outtake
>>153199960the big outtake
we need lewis fighting back for podiums the mclaren guys aren't good enough villians for me
it was in pit entry, we dont know anything, but gps... i dont know at that point you just get in the pits
THE POWER OF DREAMS
GRANDE RAULLL
>>153199484According to the rules you have to reveal the livery before you're allowed to use it during testing. Same reason why the cheatlaren looks like that
>>153199967oh I see, interesting then
>>153199983you'll get narb the wooden cunt
>>153199908big outtake = big overtake
>>153200023ALONSO ALONS OALONSO ALOSNO LAONS O LAOSNO LAONSO LAONSO ALONSO ALONSO ALOSNOA LASOLNO ALOSNOA ALOSNO ALSNOOA ALSNOA LASNOA
>>153200028this season is gonna be magic
>imagine Alonso's face if the best aero on the grid and the worst (GP2) engine
>>153199785reminiscent of early days RB18
>>153199553
>>153200056knowing his luck...
give it to me straight, /f1/is it another year of suffering for ferrari?
>>153199838Slav qts expire the moment they hit 21, after that is like leaving a can of condensed milk inside a Boeing engine
>>153199366That's a casting couch face
>>153200072patriota
Lance Stroll got electrocuted
>>153200088there's no suffering when you're already dead, pasta-anon.
>>153200088And it always will be.
Stroll KWAB
>>153200056GP2 engine 3 years after dropping kwablonso and barely changing anything: wdc
>>153200088it's a year to prepare for next year, when they'll start getting serious about fighting for a title in 2028 (chuck will be at a different team by then)
>>153200088how have you not learned to take pleasure from the pain
>>1532000881000000%
>>153200089
>>153200088poois is still in so yes
>>153200089wrong
>>153192767Just as on merit as Max in 2023.
01 George Russell Mercedes W17 1:16.445 7802 Kimi Antonelli Mercedes W17 1:17.081 9003 Charles Leclerc Ferrari SF-26 1:18.223 8304 Oscar Piastri McLaren Mercedes MCL40 1:18.419 4805 Arvid Lindblad Racing Bulls RBPT Ford VCARB 03 1:18.451 4705 Lewis Hamilton Ferrari SF-26 1:18.654 8706 Liam Lawson Racing Bulls RBPT Ford VCARB 03 1:18.840 6407 Sergio Pérez Cadillac Ferrari 1:21.024 6608 Lance Stroll Aston Martin Mercedes AMR26 1:46.404 5
>>153199838maybe in russia but "central slaves" have fucking fat faces no matter how skinny they are, and wide fat nose also with not very cute attitude
>>153200216>RBPT gloryrun is 2 seconds slower than Mercedes>in addition Merc did twice the amount of laps
damn the mercedes livery looks ugly as horseshit
>>153200112I predicted this
mclaren horns? but small
formula 1
>>153200332
>>153200310too much going on. too complicated. sorry, no podiums for alonso this year
>>153200352alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153200332relation to /f1/?
>>153200216its over bros... WE ARE BACK!
no matter how you want to look at it, medshitters won't be winning anything this year
The KWABening of The Neekeri Lewis Hamilton by the Hero SF-26
>>153200310>rear suspension mounted into rear wing pylonsNUUUUUUUUUUI going all-in
>>153200310>>153200485is that shit even legal?
Its over isnt it ? WDC Results will be George RussellKimi AntonelliMax Verstappen
>>153200501>cheatlaren>legal
>>153200509
>>153200509>legality matters when your driver is British and your team has deep pockets
>>153200501WE ARE GOING EVEN DEEPER, TAKE BACK EVERYTHING THEY TOOK
>>153200465Lewis Hamilpinto
>>153200509How is it illegal already?
>>153200465that front looks very unstable, at very low speed that spin.....
>>153200564good thing he lost the rear
>>153200507and I will enjoy it very much.
>>153200485>when braking the suspension goes up, taking the rear winf up generating more load, in the straight the suspension goes down bringing the rear wing down generating less loadhe did it againi cant beleive it
>>153200465this new ferrari engine is so powerful it spins when you touch the throttle
>>153200571nah, its because of the front drs, look closely
>>153200557they cheated the entire 2025 season
>>153200507Max 3rd is optimistic
>>153200600cant tell if serious or not
>Mercedes always won every time new reg startsYou win Toto im gonna buy Mercedes since its more reliable than Toyota
>>153200601No they didn't, they just built a better car than everyone else.
where new thread
NEW>>153200643>>153200643>>153200643
>>153200622>they just built a better car than everyone else.by breaking the rules
do we post there? Or should I bake instead
>>153200688shallnt
>>153200688you dont bake after the racoon disaster
>>153200622yes they did, it was confirmed by multiple sources
>>153200688We relent, I'm afraid.
>>153200646>KANKERMONGOOL can't even get the lap counter rightfucking christ, the state of you
>>153200704that was your fault though?
>>153200744just wait until dutch bake anon does his duty
well, i guess this is it
>>153200753baking is decriminalized there
>>153200763>McNutt>Nutty Putty cavewhy are american deaths so silly?
baking for real
i'd rather stay in this thread really
>>153200805thanks>>153200806then stay
>>153200805Our good little dutch slave. Bake for us and we gonna pay you $0
>>153200816this was before now i want this guy's >>153200805 thread
>>153200869>>153200869>>153200869
>>153200675What rules did they break?
>>153200877all of 'em, any of 'em
>>153200871
