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. Anime.
>>153192829Which anime?
CL Semi-finals could be Arsenal vs Manchester City
WWE
>only epl team unbeaten vs psg
>>153192852YJK it'll be 0-0 with Haalingz being closed off by Gabriel and Saliba while Saka gets hooked in the 64th minute.
eyyuwweghhh stomakinghhfun ov muhhhnchessserunitid ueughhhh
>>153192882How is this actually true kek
eddie mong is a terrorist i need him out of my club
>>153192781>>153192781>>153192781this thread was firststop spamming/flooding
>>153192829tranime*
>>153192921He ain't that bad>>153192928Shit thread
>>153192928>DilatedIllegitimate spastic bait thread. Kys.
This is the thread.
Iueeegghhh leaauuvemanchissar yuneghhhed eughhhahea aloeeeone
>>153192853Cousin broke my Smackdown vs Raw PS2 disc when we were kids and I never forgave him
>>153192953That's right
AUUUOWWWWW euuueehhh lieeeyervsissugghh aaauuugh
This is the thread.The other one is just tedious tranny obsession.
>>153193003That's fucking cringeworthy.I take it back, this isn't the thread.
>>153192804Corrr I'll be watching that game at 8pm Monday evening
Starboy's Hammy edition
Harry Kane scored again. Why did Spurs let him go?
Have you ever seen a trans downie
>>153193059Downies are all too happy to want to transition
aw might be the single most irritating person ive ever seen on 4chan
>>153193041Italian is my 1st language. What is a hammy.
>>153193100Hamstring
huuuuuewwwse aw meeryyghht bethuuh si ingeemosuut iwwitsyypersuhhh i ehhuyygh seen on 4cvbiuelllggghaw is very annoying thoughbeit
>>153193105Is because of Chiellini
>>153193126Based
Can't get you off my mindThose little things you doSo sexy, it's a crimeDarlin', I'm so into youAnd when you're not aroundThat's when my sun goes downYou are the sunshine in my lifeI'm so into you
Turns out Marseille are just shit because they just got pumped 3nil by Club Brugge
>>153193168Why didn't Mason "he's smacked loads of teams in the McDonalds league so he deserves an England recall" Greenwood save them?
>>153193158Was this meant for eternal arse
Greenwog
>>1531932061 vs 11 is difficult
Arsenal and City don't look convincing. Villa might actually win the league.
Tottenham will win UCL
>>153193316i would actually agree if they'd reinforced this window
>>153193316I watched the City game and they are so fucking bad. The first half-decent team they face will slap them apart with ease. Reijnders is abysmal, Foden has fallen off a cliff, Doku and Cherki are constantly getting dispossessed. The best player they have is Nico O'Reilly playing defensive midfield somehow.
>maintains first place in your path (in both leagues)heh, nothing personnel...
>>153193373massive trophy for arsenal that
>>153193360They just signed a player
>Arsenal lucky to win against a club with a Pro Evo nameSo grim. Can't wait for them to get knocked out immediately.
What is happening
>>153193476Liverpool just statpadded against a Carrier Bag
>sp*rs keeping Frank who will get them into a relegation battle
>>153193362Foden was never actually good. Just another overhyped Jack Wilshere.
>>153193511He can usually shoot and put chances away if he gets them, but lately he is slow as fuck and all his passes into the final third are dog shit and ruin the attack, it's becoming a disturbing trend
>>153193511didnt your club spend 500m quid to get worse
>>153193494massive trophy for you isnt it janny
Nobody is a janny but I can see why a seething rabbi would believe that
>>153193511Nah he's similar to Rashford in that he has purple patches that make him look world class but they cant sustain it for long.
>>153193576he's actually the janny tho isn't he?probs the lad named shyraz from those leaks.if i get banned that's a confirmation
>>153193648that would make it too obvious
Anyone play FM? You know when you build your super team that can win on its own and you clear all the debt and make your club rich as fuck. Then you leave and the AI takes over and they cruise by for a season using your players and tactics, but then because they're so incompetent they sell your players, buy dogshit, and start plunging the club into debt while making your once strong team a laughing stock? Arne Slot reminds me of those AI managers.I guess Mike was right, they aren't bugs. They really are features based on real life.
>>153193479Kek wtf
Quick look at the BIG SIX heading into gameweek 24
>>153193682good lad Carra worried about what his missus was thinking the whole time
>>153193701>small teams without europewho cares?
>>153193713Premier League thread, not a European football thread.
Why is Qarabag in the champions league ffsI dont want to go to azerbaijan
>>153193725cope
>>153193681>Then you leave and the AI takes over and they cruise by for a season using your players and tactics, but then because they're so incompetent they sell your players, buy dogshit, and start plunging the club into debt while making your once strong team a laughing stock? >Arne Slot reminds me of those AI managers.This happened to a club I left in my current FM save lel. I had won the Serie A three times in a row and the CL once with Spezia and then left - they appoint Slot and regressed.
>>153193681>handing out massive contracts>baffling team selections>inexplicable tacticsYou might be on to something
>>153193701One of those teams spent £500M last summer. Guess which.
>>153193752>It's actually Slot tooLMAO
>>153193752man dont poison potential good fm talk with this fm26 nonsense
Bodo/Glimt with a mad run like
Refreshing to see football chat in the /epl/ thread
>>153193879They're genuinely not bad
>>153193681I'm sorry that manpoo aren't in the champions league
>>153193905aw was seething the last time someone pointed that out btw
>>153193879Their manager and best players will get bought out in summer
wissa and mateta are basically the same person when you think about it
Mourinho is taking Benfica all the way
Scared, Newcastle?
>>153193951It's amazing what the refs can do for a tranny club
>>153193979both have manure (DNA) all over their skin
>>153193995>>153194002I'm sorry your thread flopped
>>1531940154chan means far too much to you.
>>153193994nah we've unlocked willockinho now
>Arne Slot: “We are happy to be in the last 16 especially when only two years ago we were in the Europa League and lost to Atalanta.”I'm starting to think that Slot genuinely hates Liverpool and Liverpool fans more than the most ardent ABL.
i reckon mou would deck most managers
>>153193479Based Carra. I'd fuck Kate too If you know what I mean.
>>153194015He’s mentally deranged
>>153193976such is the fate of every club who dares to do well
>>153194270Except Big Samhttps://youtu.be/4UdKU8VRADM
BREAKING: Big Zirk to Tottenham Hotspur
>>153194366>not RFNwill take this one with a pinch of salt
>>153192829Ohyeah
>>153193457Im not sure if Tammy will go back to his old self, and same goes for Douglais Luiz, he's been really struggling with fitness.>>153193373Liverpool got 1st place on the CL table and got ass raped on the RO16 last year.
tottenham is higher in UCL table than in league table, funny that
>>153194344Who titled that video? Rppmy?
>>153194015I didn't make a thread though? Take your meds smelly ape
>>153194505ange dna
>>153194505They got a really easy draw, that has to be said.Besides PSG none of the other teams they had to face were too threatening, they managed to get their shit together for long enough, not many teams went above 5 wins.
>>153194485>uma chadbased>oguri and crossnot based
>>153194485>>153194534fuck off rabbi nonce
>>153194533not by much because english teams dont face each other they automatically have an easier runarsenal clearly had the easiest and newcastle the hardest which played out in the results thoughbeit
>>153194588same old arsenal always cheating
>>153194588where's man u
he just needs more time
>>153194552american website, anime website. deal with it.
>conceding 2 to Kairat
>>153194701>your elo trophy sir
>>153194324True
>>153194678His racist employers could just claim they meant to hire a pajeet and this guy is clearly white.
mantroony very angry and bitter today, they cut his benefits im thinking
>>153194502Luiz only needs to be a safety valve in the pivot and take corners. I believe Tammy will be good. Hopefully Alysson can debut too.
Thinking how Liverpool spent 500m to get worse
>>153194858Big fan of Slot's passive aggressiveness towards the scousaars and playing it off like he's ESL
>>153194701Here are the Opta rankings
>>153194891corrr warra trophy
Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them
>>153194858How does this happen
I hope Bayern win the CL
European Football is a cope for weak clubs that can't get success in their own country. E.g. Arsenal, City, Chelsea, and Liverpool are performing well in Europe but all of them got lil bro'd by a non European Football team (Man United).
>>153195197warra trophy
>>153195197Shut the fuck up you lying kike cunt i dont need to “rape” dogs i can get all the labrador pussy my heart desires you fucking piece of shit rat cunt fuck so shut your fucking cunt mouth and let me get back to my dog-girlfriend you subhuman fucking cunt
>>153195294looks like somebody's got a case of the mondays!
how about the footy then
>>153195362yeah love it
>>153195306It's a double bluff. Notice the way he calls the poster a "Jew"? This to sully the good name and reputation of actual antisemites who wouldn't want to be associated with dog s*x. That poster *is* a Jew.Jews are very slippery and have no qualms about pretending to be something else to protect themselves. Very cowardly.
I used to think that the day would never comeI'd see delight in the shade of the morning sunMy morning sun is the drug that brings me nearTo the childhood I lost, replaced by fearI used to think that the day would never comeThat my life would depend on the morning sun
>>153195197Woowie 4 trophies in 13 years post Sir Alex Fergusson's tenure. What an amazing time United's been having.When City only wins 1 trophy a season they are considered a failure, when Liverpool "only" snatches 1 trophy every 2 years they are also le bad, when United end a trophy drought playing against a Newcastle with a 3rd choice keeper its a "real achievement".
>>153195294Bodied that indian mongrel (Indians overwhelmingly support Manchester United)
>>153195417Kek bodied that mutt
Kek liversissies thread flopped again Liverpool losing to Bournemouth in the last second was hilarious. I hope it happens again the weekend.
>>153194285that's not Kate you crude s.o.b
>>153195197You're right. Transgender folks won't like it, but you're right.
>>153195417>playing against a Newcastle
>>153195294
>>153195835Kino
mad how 2 more goals or assists and "flop" Liverpool midfielder Florian Wirtz will match the output of Arsenal attacker "starboy" Bukrappo Stinka
>>153195381oh no I might have been done, will skip the next few posts and join you all on the 'morrow
glad to hear karius is doing well, lad deserves it
>>153195835>>153195855kino
>>153195856>Comparing a league record buy and future nailed on ballon dor winner to SakaSo grim.
something about dave spending three hours making dorku webms chills me to the bone
>>153195856I assume you're talking about Premier League g/a because we're in a Premier League thread. Statpad g/a (European g/a) is worthless lol.
Something about a Canadian nonce evading his ban to post about trannies in an english football forum chills me to the bone...
>>153195856Dorgu (left back) has higher g/a than Wirtz
>>153195926this is a good one, I've been thorough done, considering not posting in /epl/ any longer
>>153195959>thorough doneSaar? I know a liverpool FC ultra when I see one.
>>153195944and how far is he from Bukrappo Stinka (left back)?
>>153195908kek it's the only glimmer of hope he has
he says while he redeems the ibp
>>153195994cooked davinder
>>153196001dave you couldn't lace ibp's bootstraps
eyyuwweghhhh stomakinghhfun ov muhhhnchessserunitid ueughhhh
>>153196026
>>153195855goal of the season and I hate Man United
>canadian spending the evening talking to himself about his charactersklenk
>>153196101The usual schizo is crying because we all used this thread instead of theirs. We will keep ignoring their threads until they stop making pathetic bait and derailing every thread.
>mantroony up at 4am talking to himself about manureklenk
Will be funny to see spurs get into a relegation battle by keeping Frank based on UCL results
Bodo/Glimt had never won a UCL game in its history until this season when it beat Man City and Atletico Madrid.
Manchester United never participated in a match in European competition this season.
Liverpool (6.16) 6-0 (0.29) Qarabag
>>153196660What was the xG against Bournemouth?
>>153196699Bournemouth (2.30) 3-2 (0.79) Liverpool
>>153196728Lol
>xg trannies
tyrique george is still a chelsea player
Wish Bodø and/or Glimt would just fuck off desu. Now our media will be in non stop masturbation mode until they get knocked out in the playoffs
Welcome to _________
Jermain Defoe on the World Cup in 2010:"When we were in South Africa, I remember one night I was bored, so me and Wayne Rooney sat in his room and watched his whole wedding on DVD."
Strand Larsen to Palace HERE WE GO
>>153198064Why did he move closer to the goal before delivering the corner?
>>153198068dunno
>>153197593 Not Just a Striker, a System Carrier This is not a “name” signing — it’s a profile signing. Quiet, but very smart business. Jørgen Strand Larsen is a direct answer to Crystal Palace’s long-standing issues with constant threat + link-up play Why does £45m + £5m make sense?• Strong xG alignment: His goals closely match the quality of chances he gets sustainable scoring output• Touches in the box /90: Among Wolves’ clear leaders constantly pins the defense back• Aerial dominance: Wins ~55–60% of aerial duels makes Palace’s wing/cross game meaningful• Wall-playing No.9: Through link passes and progressive lay-offs, he expands space for Eze & Olise-type players Tactical value (the overlooked part):• Can initiate the press alone strengthens the high defensive phase• Drags center-backs with him, freeing the half-spaces opens lanes for second-wave runs• Back-to-goal play vs low blocks + run threat vs high lines = a two-plan striker Age & timing:24–25 age range peak efficiency ahead and resale value intact. With the Mendes factor, contract structure also favors the club. Summary:This transfer wasn’t made just so he “scores goals,” but to push the entire team 10–15 meters higher up the pitch.Crystal Palace didn’t sign a random No.9 — they signed a modern, data-validated central forward.
>>153196253>Will be funny to see spurs get into a relegation battleThey're already in one
>>153198240kekwhere was this chatGPT garbage pinched from
>>153198240Good that they aren't expecting goals from him, a goal every 3 games is a poor return for 50m.
>Crystal Palace have spent a combined £85m on Brennan Johnson & Strand Larsen
>>153198465What an ungrateful cunt Glasner is.
>>153198299some nerd on twitter posted it on the fabrizio tweet and it just made me laugh
thinking about making another thread about how the prem is better than the continent
>>153198575noooo don't make OPs talking about EPL teams that isn't allowed and is cringe bait!!!
>>153198575It's a shame Newcastle had to go and spoil that narrative.
>>153198651>permanently upset Liverpool bandwagoner
>Padel legend Jurgen Klopp will in the Liverpool dugout in two months' time as part of the backroom staff of the Reds' Legends match. >On March 28, Liverpool Legends take on their Borussia Dortmund counterparts at Anfield in a bid to raise funds for the LFC Foundation and the club's official former players association, Forever Reds. >Liverpool icon Sir Kenny Dalglish had already been confirmed as the manager for the hosts and he will now be assisted by Klopp.
>>153198673ok?
>>153198673>not Trivago legend
How the fuck did Spurs end up top 8? Football is in the mud
don't post about EPL teams at all
>>153198690>how did the europa league champions get in the top 8bizarre post
>>153198690CL league phase is a farmer's league
>>153198702Good point. Just imagine if they'd have had this superstar team though. CL winners basically guaranteed
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/just-four-houses-stand-way-6649206YOU NEVER WALK ALONE LA *makes you homeless*
>>153198734We don't sign our posts here
>Sex offender FC eliminated by a GK last minute goalGlorious. Africans on twitter in the mud
>>153198734This happened with the Spurs stadium as well. They promised to build affordable housing to replace those lost then after much rubbing of their hands the owners just didn't bother.
>Crystal dropping £50m on a signingHow are irrelevant 14ers going to defend this?
>>153195419SAAAARRRRRRRR. THANK US LOYAL CUSTOMERS.
>>153198821Not sure what your point is
>>153198844They always cry that the God Six have too much money yet they're dropping 50m on a player that isn't even good
>>153198849have you seen the price of gold? with inflation thats about 20m from a few years ago
>>153198849Difference is the Slop Six do that on a regular basis.
Should Tuchel drop Bellingham?
>>153198849it's incredibly funny to me that you think gyokeres and rice are good playes kek
>>153198883the alternatives arent great at the moment either so probably not
based
>>153198908KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>153198908What if the postman had been to dozens of addresses without delivering a single letter?
>>153198917Then he'd be a shit postman
>>153198908No way that is real
>>153198856>tfw when I started investing in silver years ago at $30 an ounce and it's now just hit $120:)
>>153198917fair enough, I can see why he'd be a little bit excited when he finally got one in the mailbox
What's the deal with Keane and Carrick's wife?
>>153198889Top of the league
>>153198990They had an affair and she posted on instagram that he had a small willy.
>Breaking news from the Forbidden City: President Xi Jinping talks football with Keir Starmer and says he supports Man Utd but also takes an interest in three other teams: Arsenal, Man City and Crystal Palace.
>>153198927It's fake but the 'nooo don't celebrate goals' gimmick is a real belief held by certain no-lifers in /epl/ along with 'that thread about cl so it not valid'
>>153199115There was a minor international incident when Xi visited England a few years ago and Dave took him to the Etihad when he wanted to go to Old Trafford (a similar incident happened with Robinho)
>>153199132>no-lifers in /epl/It's held by a much wider internet population than just the sports subsection of a Bhutanese basket weaving imageboard.
Adam Wharton is leaving Palace this summer
ornsteinberg promoting indy last summer was such a huge mistake, he now yaps nonstop, even worse than before
>>153199155to where thouaghalbeit?
>>153199160The 2 frontrunners for Wharton were Liverpool and Man United but Liverpool sources are saying that the club is more likely to go for an attacking midfielder.
>Guessand to Palace on loanAn overlooked Villa flop
>>153199160Liverpool. It was agreed during the Guehi negotiations #itk
Is Mason Greenwood elite or shit?
>>153199202the media will have you believes he is elite but really hes a pretty shit wife beater
>>153199202/epl/ seems to spam that he's world class at all hours of the day He isn't
>>153199202he has a very particular set of skills
>>153199132cringe fc living up to its name again
>New footage shows the aftermath of Tottenham legend Randal Kolo Muani's £400,000 Ferrari crash on Tuesday. >The forward, 27, suffered a tyre blowout on the M25 on his way to Stansted Airport to travel with Spurs for their Champions League trip to Eintracht Frankfurt.
>>153199251Never buy a "super" car. They're all gonna fail you.
>>153199251Shades of Jotlingz
>>153199251>not "France World Cup hero"
Teams Wirtz (125M) has performed against this season >wolves>burnley>fulham >qarabag
>>153199285Now let's see Gyokeres
>>153198990She's a mouthy cunt who pulls out of challenges.
>>153199285>Trying to cope now he's seen Wirtz is classKek
>>153199285Don't talk about Liverpool. Talk about Arsenal.
>>153199170>Liverpool sources are sayingSo they've been snubbed again?
aw boiling
>>153192804afternoon lads, your favourite leaf here posting hat in hand with egg FIRMLY all over my face. On a whim I booked a trip hoping to catch a live match for the final day of Champion's league action today, only to now find out I can't find a ticket anywhere! Needless to say I'm a little disappointed, but might stick around until Saturday to watch a premier league game
>>153199332staying in fulham?
>>153196026kek
>>153199345nah just in a really nondescript part of the country don't worry about it
>>153199307>Wirtz is class
>>153199332>Champion'sESL
got a feeling about west ham
>>153199421dave you couldn't lace ibp's bootstraps
*dave furiously checks his dubbed anime for the meaning of lacing bootstraps*
>CharacterfaggotryKnock it off
Imagine Frank wins Spurs the Champions League but still comes 16th
>>153199451just impotently report it to the wee hours like dave does
>>153199469>Spurs European champions two seasons in a row>aw still bragging about Arteta's charity shield that only cost a billion
>>153199469and gets sacked
>You won the champions league last season? You?!>Sure. You’ve never won one?
>>153199572keeek
>>153196081Prefer the west ham blooter
>>153199285Enzo Fernandez (125M) had 3 goals and 5 assists in his first 2 seasons combined but you'll never hear the media admit it
In which round will City inevitably take over 1st as Arsenal bottles it once again?
>>153198834Kek they're really all Indians
>>153199717City are only still in the race if they beat Spurs and Liverpool away Spurs is doable but they haven't won at Anfield in like 20 years
>>153199445Kek
>>153199732*once or twice in 20 years
>>153199732>4 points ahead with this formnot sure they even finish 2nd this season if im honest
>>153199748They're shaky but so are City, either one could limp over the finishing line, league is dead. We need a Villa run.
>>153199732Can't help but get the idea Arsenal will be losing points in "easy" games a lot in this latter half of the season
>>153199732>gap is effectively 1 point, in January>they're only in the race if they win their next 2 gamesu wot m8
>>153199732>only in the race if they beat two shitters
>>153199732>Doubting Arsenal's ability to chokeThey've literally bottled the last 4 years (got cucked out of CL places by Spurs)
>>153199756Villa just received their 3rd apology for missed 2nd yellow cards against their opponents this season. They’ve got 0 penalties all year. They would need this “luck” to even out to stand a chance.
do wonder what palace fans are thinking
>>153199791Arsenal took it to the final day in the season before last and only lost because City went on a mental run at the end. and IMO City have gotten weaker since then
>>153199259If clubs had any sense they would buy their players MX-5s if they want a "flash" car but won't be powerful enough to Jota them.
>>153199827>MX-5s>suddenly every top player is revealed to be a gay hairdresser
>>153199115warra plastic
>>153199836It would also erase that silly stereotype.
>>153199807>City have gotten weaker since thenSo have Arsenal though seemingly
>>153199843You sound like a bent hairdresser.
>>153199860It's a very servieable car. Footballers are too young and stupid to know how to handle and maintain a car with more than four cylinders.
>>153199807Arsenal won every game but the only game they played where they had it in their hands, generational choking
If the market is £50m for Strand Larsen and £40m for Mateta, £18m for Tammy Abraham is a great deal.
>>153199906>Footballers are too young and stupid to know how to handle and maintain a carfixed
>>153199928No that's wrong, even teenagers can learn how to handle a 4cyl shitbox and even if a badly maintained Ford Fiesta isn't going to kill you if the tyre blows out while its crawling along the travel lane of the M25.
>>153199906>didn't deny being a bent hairdresser
>>153199969No I don't work as a hairdresser and I'm comfortable in my hetereosexuality, since you seem so interested in whether or not share your sexual interests in common. Neither of these things have anything to do with what cars footballers ought to be driving given their age and risk profile.
>>153199948Why are there no Manchester United players?
>>153199976Too late Brüno
corrspurs vs man shitty diss weekendfinkin' we need to simultaneously give em a hand against arse and accelerate the fucking off of frank by bottlin' the match on purpose
>>153200034>this chicken is displaying its small club mentality with pride!
>>153200060you seem upset
>>153200034u fink?
>>153200076laughing at your pride in a small club mentality kek.
>>153200034Can't see it, spuds are a bit of a bogey team for them2-2 I reckon
>>153200083yeah youre mad
>>153200092we don't sign our posts here.
>>153200034err were ment to walk out early dis week
aw with a signature seethe sesh i see
Will Wirtz and Isak perform better next season when they're on the upcycle?
>>153200113i don't support Corner FC, finker.it's endlessly hilarious how many of you accept this small club mentality and have a big strop like you're having rn whenever its pointed out.simply would never be in a position where i wish for my own team to lose just so there's a slight chance something somewhere else happens.but that's the spurs way!
>>153200111This will be a fucking washout. Thousands of Yiddos walking AROUND the 20 attention-seekers with their garish banners but still counted as part of the official number.
>>153200129what are you even yapping about
>>153200145about your acceptance of the small club mentality.should i rewrite the post in hebrew so you can understand?
>>153200155yeah please be a good goy
>>153200111What do they even want ENIC to do? They've bought the best players they can get whilst still being >Spermz
>>153200155jews are cool, fuck off
>>153200159here you go mate.
>>153200167you got the seethe out of your system?
>>153200176strange question isn't it. i hope you can find new ways to cope with your small club mentality friend.
>>153200161No-one knows, it's so vague. They spend like mad.
>>153200196>strange question isn't itnot really when you are so schizo you are translating your posts into hebrew
>>153200206you asked for the translation and i always want to help fans of small clubs. :)
>>153200214go outside mate you have lost it
>>153200219we don't describe our own arguments here.
Finker is getting absolutely btfo here lmao
Finkelstein
>>153199804That he’s not black enough
arsenal will never be a big club
going to watch evropa league?
>>153199332Think you forgot to switch to your Canadian VPN for this one liversissy
>when chiesa scores
wonder if the Finker will leave the matchthread in the 75th minute (he never leaves his bedroom so certainly won't be at the stadium)
>>153200692>he never leaves his bedroompeak projection
>>153200692you still talking to your character aw?
>Jorgen Strand Larsen’s move to Crystal Palace is in the balance with the Eagles yet to submit a formal offer for the Norwegian striker.>Palace had discussed the move with Wolves and the clubs appeared to have settled on a deal worth at least £45million. Yet Daily Mail Sport understands the Palace hierarchy have never been entirely convinced about the deal and now appear to have gone cold – at least for now.
Strand Larsen is diabolically bad
Our beloved & dimwitted Finker has had a very poor showing ITT.
why would the y army walk out early anywaythey literally cheer losing at home to city and boo after scoring against them
>>153200747Would sum up both clubs' ownership
simmer down lads
Dave you bastard stop shitting up the thread
>>153200747lmao hasn't fraudbrizio already done his gay little 'here we go' for it? Love seeing him fuck it up
>>153199915Mateta is 40m because his contract isnt getting renewed and he has very very low wages compared to other strikers.Tammy Abraham came from not having a very good set of seasons in Italy, maybe Villa can revive him.
>>153200165Jews rock
>>153201067We all understand you are pretending to be on a holiday rather than switching VPNs after being banned again Liversissy
>>153201067based>>153201134take your meds and dilate, maybe you can watch zestchester united in the europa league tonight, oh wait
>>153192804Whitest englishman ever
The OP was absolutely NOT reply bait remember
why are all these bang average players getting 16 y/o messi valuations
>>153201358
>>153201269bodied that woggu
Honest question since I can't watch every game in the prem, why don't other teams just do the same corner techniques that Arsenal do? Raya is not the tallest, if you make Maguire, Dalot, and Yoro wall what the fuck is he gonna do?
>>153201416why indeed
>>153201416You need someone who can put the ball right in that one spot where it drops in the middle but slightly out of range of the keepers arms and not many teams can do it every time
>>153201416Referee would blow the whistle and give a foul the other way. It's only Arsenal who can get away with such "tactics" the same way Arteta is the only one constantly allowed out of his technical area.
>>153201416They have started trying it now but the smaller clubs like your Brentfords, your Newcastles, your Spurs, they're relying on the Pulis long throws instead which are easier
>President Xi Jinping told Kier Starmer that he supports Manchester United Based
>>153201725>foreign>likes the red club because hes a commiemakes sense
What happened to Rangers?
>>153201134Fun Fact!>all posts not pertaining to the OP topic can be reported as "off topic"I myself aren't going to do that because announcing a report is also against the rules. I love Man United and I love blooters. I cannot wait for this weekend of EPL.
>>153201811they've been shit for years m8. Even before being liquidated and brought back
Manure United
>>153201854I woke up this morning feeling fine. Had Man Utd on my mind. United's playing the way that United should, oh yes. Something tells me I'm into something good.
>>153201725So that's why PGMaoL favourites no surprise
Messi had won 4 ballon d'ors by the time he was 25 and brothers are out here calling 25 year old players star boys. Game's gone
>Villa youth players goal and assist for the winnerTodd make the call already
>>153202457Kobbie Mainpoo isn't 25 though?
>>153198465If you throw Nketiah in there, that's £120m
>>153202463Starting bid of £80m
>>153202463>Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaTodd has already stained the walls of the Stamford Bridge board room
>>153202578good english name that
>>153202554>>153202463
>>153202578That's a Tran U future prospect if I've ever heard of one
>>153201725>slitty eyed Satan supports satanic clubMakes sense
>>153202606
Not trying to be racist but at this point I have had ENUFF of blacks in the pl
When I play football in real life I feel like I look like a prem player but someone took a video of me and I kind of look like those AI videos of fat gyokeres
Nah jk they’re good lads
>>153202756there's only one american on /sp/ who is a good football player. he played against tim ream in high school, for a full 90. none of us can compare.
>>153202741PL Negro League would be sick
>Roberto De Zerbi has handed in his resignation as Marseille head coach.welcome to ____
>>153202076Nice pepe. Mind if I save it?
>>153202985Tottenham
>>153202985Real Madrid
life is good
>>153203001Not at all friendo, save away
>'The magic has returned' - Neville 'blown away' by Carrick impact at Man UtdWhy do they do this to themselves?
you do it to yourself, just youyou and no one else
when did timber get so good? all of sudden people are saying he's one of the best right backs in the world
>>153203143Turns out Carrick not being an autist obsessed with 3-4-3 is now grounds for amazing success at United.
>>153203186who are these people
>>153203045Thanks!
>The FA has written to Crystal Palace and Macclesfield to stop the Premier League side from handing their share of FA Cup gate receipts to the non-League club.
>>153203186its going downim yellin timber!
>>153201269>Canadian has switched to an Irish vpn after being banned once again for his off topic bollocksKLENK
>>153203346he actually has kek https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/dunkingonjanny.jpg/oh dear oh dearcharacterfags lmao
>>153203366i knew he was a vpn all along
>>153203366ABU is a mental illness
emery is doing the same thing as arteta and playing overstrength squads in meaningless fixturesthere was no need for watkins to get injured tonight
>>153203515Bogarde, Lindelof, Mings, Digne, Hemmings, Elliott, Buendia and Sancho are the backups. The backup striker has been sold and Abraham couldn’t be registered until after the game. Looked precautionary anyway, I think he plays vs Bournemouth on the 7th.
>>153203366HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
>>153203366Deary deary me his precious Liverstool and Chelshit being exposed has ruined his mind once and for all
>>153203187>amazing success>no trophies>more injuriesAmazing
>>153203366i wouldn't be surprised if it's also the leafposter in NBA who probably is also one of the worst posters there along with the jew and the don't run when it comes posters
>>153203928if its a leaf crossposting /pw/ references, it's probably him.
>>153203366Has Dave been the good guy all along? Btw I think Newcastle will win this weekend
>>153203346>>153203366Comprehensive Dave Victory.
I dare Poocastle to win
>>153203956Nah Liverpool will get their usual refball. Take a photo of this post.
Comprehensive David Dilation.
>>153203956jewish people are the chosen (good) people so yes. COYS.
>>153203928He also posts in /heem/ and /box/ and is the worst poster in those threads. Dunno why it takes the jannies so long to ban him from this thread he legitimately never talks about football
>>153204271>worst poster in /heem/ & /box/wew lad
>>153203928>>153204271>>153204419How is it possible to be THAT cancerous even on here
>>153204450Lads, it's canada.
>>153204419Ok maybe not the worst but he is up definitely up there
>>153203956no, dave still used to spam every 60 seconds about kloppo and the gang for hours on end at 4am bong time AND posted bbc porn when he got upset. he is not a good guy. there are no winners here, we are all worse off for experiencing any of this
>>153204646I have never seen that. Only heard Liverpool fans say it happened.
>>153204646Yeah those were truly grim times, still posts his bbc fanfics about sluts daughter and konate. Needs his hard drive checked.
Manchester United have won the Premier League every year a numbered GTA game has released. The president of China has just said he supports Manchester United.
>>153205447He also likes Arsenal, City and Palace
>>153205447Name on the trophy. All jokes aside, man united have a 2.0% chance of winning the league according to opta.
Good News. I just spoke with a gypsy fortune teller woman and I gave her £200 and she told me that Manchester United will win the league this season. Can you believe it? It's fucking happening!
can I mention Chelsea itt
>>153205911Strange lie
>>153206282>being so assblasted that you fact check a meme comment on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
imagine how close man united to arsenal would be if they sacked amorim from the start of the season, dude wasted everybody's time
>>153206318>Sounded fake>It’s 100 times bigger than the real odds>Opta predict Man U to miss CLKek good morning to you too
>>153206282What's >our xGD and Xred card?
>>153206385Expecting positive GD this year
WALKING ON A DREAMHOW CAN I EXPLAIN?DAVID IS A TROON
>>153200076why hes more legend than kane will ever be
Statkino
>>153206994It's FC Kairat
>>153206994not a stat
>there are weirdos who credited amorim for the recent winssome united fans are genuinely mentally ill, these are the same group of people who cried when he got sacked and literally defended his 31% win rate
>When Spanish coach Robert Moreno rocked up at FC Sochi in 2023, his new squad couldn't believe their luck. A young, dynamic coach who used to manage Spain's national team. >But quite quickly, they began to feel like something was a little off with Robert. He was impersonal. Robotic, even. And he ended every team talk with the line: "Please let me know if you need further clarification." Then the penny dropped: he’d been using ChatGPT to plan everything from training sessions to transfer strategies. >Sochi's sporting director Andrei Orlov: "Robert said, 'I've got it all figured out. I've set up all the trip parameters in ChatGPT.' >"I looked at the presentation: it showed that the players weren't supposed to sleep for 28 hours."
>>153207897>Slot won with Klopps team>Carrick won with Amorims team
>>153207973Isnt this like copying your homework. You dont just copy and paste. You copy and paste and then tweak it.
>>153208009Yeah he seemed to just literally say and do exactly as ChatGPT said at all times. He used to brag about his salary there as well so you're surely looking at what, 250k a year easily to do that
>Yaaaaaay our fanbase is Chinese and not WhiteManure customers celebrating it like a trophy
80 hours left of the transfer window
>>153207973>what the fuck am I doing>>153208030Hard to believe he was once the Spanish NT manager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TBR1mJMmoCL draw is starting
>>153208325If we get Monaco I'm going
>>153208414therefore you're getting carrier bag
kwab
>>153208499bet on brugge progressing through, ez money
>>153208478>a fucking carrier bag
>>153208259Chelsea need signings NOW!
>>153208478Tell me ma me maI won't be home for teaI'm going to AzerbaijanTell me ma me ma
>>153208478So let me get this right..Poocastle, the richest club in the world, FAIL to get top 8 and their 'punishment' is a tie against Carrier Bag?
>>153208633would be their first time in the ro16 wouldnt ithas anyone outside the big 6 got that far before
>>153208652leicester city went to the QFs in 2017
>>153208652Didn't Leciestershire?
>>153208657>>153208658oh fair enoughso 2nd time? still imagine they will take that
>>153208677Leeds m8
>>153208478Qarabag should place the Geordies in the shittest seats furthest away from the pitch, just like Newcastle will do to their fans.
>>153208633>>153208703seething
>>153208652YeahAlthough they had to invent the second group stage to stop us doing it sooner
>>153208652>Chelsea: 18>Arsenal: 17>Liverpool: 13>Man United: 12>Man City: 12>Tottenham: 7>Leicester City: 1>Leeds United: 1welcome to the big 9
>AC Milan offer £35m for Mateta blimey milan or nottingham will be a tough choice
>>153208499>another draw in a month for the ro16 ties
>>153208721>arsenal 2ndkek
>>153208652Villa were in the Quarter Final last year, unless we are counting them as Big 6 now. . .
>>153208883we try to forget birmingham exists here
>>153208883>he thinks villa are recognised as "big 6"lol
mummy why are there teams outside the slop six who have played in the latter stages of the european cup
>>153208949it is an interesting divide that a couple of clubs have played once and then its just the big 6
>20,000 empty seatsbiggest sponsorship deals in the world btw
>>153208990mad how they keep expanding the emptyhad too
>>153208990Mad how they couldn't possibly do any more to attract fans and still nobody cares.
>>153209021more seats to pretend to sell and then offer to schools for free
>>153204223I dont get it either
>>153208499>Benfica vs real madridDidnt that already happen?
>>153209129It's someone who knows about cuckoldry trying to imply someone else on the internet is a cuckold, but this someone clearly knows more about cuckoldry than the person he's implying is a cuckold.
>>153209155As to be expected from a Liversimp screencap.
>Everton manager David Moyes says Jack Grealish "probably" needs surgery on his foot stress fracture and is expected to be out for the season.It's over for JGrealz
>Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta wants the Premier League to increase the permitted size of match squads from 20 to 23 players to preserve the "value and mental health of players".>Currently, the Premier League allows clubs to name nine substitutes, with managers able to introduce five of those into a game. A further substitution is allowed to replace a player with a suspected head injury.>Arteta spoke about the issue of a bigger bench as he addressed the difficulty of leaving summer signing Christian Norgaard out of his match squads.>He hopes the Premier League will agree to follow the example of the Champions League, where a squad of 23, including substitute goalkeepers, is allowed.>"At the moment there are two or three players who have to be out of the squad. That's a reality and I cannot change that." Arteta said. "These are the rules. Hopefully the Premier League next season instead of 18 outfield players they will do 20. I beg them from here, [have it] like it is in the Champions League, because it's much better to manage the squad, to maintain the value of the players, to maintain the mental health of the players as nobody wants to get out of the squad. I beg them to help us with that. We can deal with hotels, travel and all of that. That would be very, very helpful for all of us. The worst thing is to leave somebody."Shut the fuck up you whinging cunt.
>>153209248maybe poor little arsenal can spend another 800m on backup players
>>153209208no WC spot wasted on him at leastjust need Saka to suffer an injury now
>>153209248The expanded bench and extra subs benefit the richest clubs more than others and he's not satisfied.
Qarabas vs Newcastle has the makings of a legendary European rivalry
this is actually so shit. some of these runs are going to be like faktor koncern fc -> chelsea -> tottenham -> livercrap -> arsebottlei don't want to play english clubs in the fucking cl ffs
>>153209383Reckon we'll make some nice Azerbaijani palsProper cultural exchange
>>153209336It gets even sillier:>Arteta was asked to clarify how leaving a player out of a squad on a matchday can have a detrimental affect.>"Because we have a really unique job, which is we have the ability to transform somebody's life, career, which is great," he said. "But as well, every week we have to tell somebody, tomorrow you don't do the job. You're not even allowed to travel with the team. So tell me a job that you do that. I cannot go to the kitchen tomorrow and say to two of the chefs, today you don't cook, just go there and see how they cook or go home. It's really tough. So someone that wants to feel part of that, he needs to be there. He needs to travel, he needs to be there and he has to have the feeling that he has a chance. When you take that chance away, you have to leave that player because he feels that he's not good enough. Because at the end, your decision is clear. I choose another 20 players in front of you. And I think this is something I worry about."It's Christian Norgaard for fuck's sake. Literally everyone (including him) knew he was going to be a squad player.
Arteta is just starting his excuses early because he knows they are going to bottle the league again
>>153209556I said beforeHe is no different to Mou to meSame siege mentalty to distract his mong customers
jannies are really taking the piss now
>>153209456Are you scared?
>>153209248This would be devastating for Spurs who have 20 players pretending to be injured
>Stormzy legend Maya Jama and Ruben Dias are said to have been left “devastated” after seeing their Cheshire mansion broken into while they were away on Love Island and Manchester City duty. >It is claimed that a number of items were stolen from the property during a break-in on January 28. Cheshire is a burglary hotspot, bordered by Manchester and Liverpool.
>>153209764I agree it's a bit dull to play teams from your country in european competition.
>>153209825This. Clearly something our plastic Paddy pal up there will never experience.
>>153209764i would rather watch VfB schnitzelhaus vs villa than chelsea play spuds for the 8th time this season
>Tottenham manager Thomas Frank says the club are "working relentlessly" to improve the squad before Monday's January transder deadline. >"The club are working relentlessly to do what they can to improve the squad, especially Johan, Fabio and Vinai and all those behind them. >"I can promise the Lewis family are super committed and there is no doubt the club is clear, I will break a rule, we wanted to sign Semenyo. That is a big signing with finances and all that. It is aligned and they are the quality players we're looking for to improve the squad." Very rare to get a snub CONFIRMED by a manager. He truly hates Tottenham lmao!
>>153209840why wuld he say dis
>>153209840>We wanted to sign SemenyoHe is looking for a sacking, no way were Spurs going to blow £60m on one player
why would he even go out of his way to confirm the semenyo story lol
>>153209876He's wanting the boot
>>153209816>Stormzy legend Maya JamaFeel like they don't live in Cheshire
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>>153210078really dave, another flopped thread? kek when will you ever learn
