keep your head down edition
knights play today need to get back in the W column boys
You're walking through a forest, when this wise and kind sorcerer crosses your path. He offers you one modification to Gary's script, and all you have to do is rub some enchanted lotion into his scalp. What wish would you make?
>>153197552the rangers trade lafreniere and he immediately becomes elite
why did mario call bowser gay in 64
Bruskis play the Gwynnes today. The inconsistency alone of both teams makes this is much watch (or in my case, listen)
>>153197552Habs get a starter goalie higher than #20 in SV
dabres :D
>>153197552I would wish that no melanated person could ever play, watch, or commentate the sport of hockey ever again. like the entire sport would have an invisibility cloak and brown people couldn't even see it.back up wish: every morning, no matter where he is, andrew shaw wakes up with his mouth full of my urine, until the day he dies, and on his dying day he wakes up with his mouth full of my urine AND feces just to make it a really heckin bad day
I would wish that japan trb falls into a septic tank never to come back out
My Blues have fallen apart at the seams, bros. :(
olympics soon
kek
>>153197782Part of me is a bit meh on the Olympics but I also know once it's happening it's gonna be a lot of fun. Olympic break is in like 3 days! If USA even gets Bronze I'll bang a watermelon and post results.
Got Supergirl to level 30 bros time to decide who to use next.
>>153197512Just a speedbump on the way to another cup this year
>>153197845I liked brainiac after supergirl, then I stopped playing. Do you have all the DLC characters?
>>153197891>celebrinibut that's plural, he can only claim to be one celebrino
I should stop drinking beers and go to bed soon.
>>153197795The Hockey Olympics kinda suck to be fair since some teams are so dominant every time. And if there is an upset, the reaction is less "WOW well done Finland/Sweden/Czechia/Whatever" and more "WTF Canada how did we choke so bad?". It's not a balanced fun tournament like the World Cup.
>>153197920No way man, keep pounding the brews and keep the party rolling into the weekend
>>153197865Yeah the game came with all the dlc. Leaning towards Leonardo or Black Canary but I am going to mess around with it tomorrow and see who feels good. This game is pretty fun I might stick with it for awhile. I also want to play mk 11 soon but I have to watch 6 hours of previous story first.
>>153197920>>153197929Frankly if anon is pounding bruise at 3am-6am North American time on a Wed night/Thurs morn nobody should be encouraging this.
>>153197942pusy
>>153197942It's 5 am here, would be worse if I was just finishing a 12 pack...or just starting in on one?
>>153197942Everyone here is an alcoholic that's why the post quality is so low
>>153197955tru>>153197958I don't know>>153197969perhaps>>153197925I think an upset at the Olympics is great. Maybe people should be less critical and just more open to chance and enjoy the tournament
>>153197979I have no idea what that has to do with anything I said.
>>153197942Do you not normally drink until you pass out?
Where does the bread man go
>>153197981you says:>if there is an upset, the reaction is less "WOW well done Finland/Sweden/Czechia/Whatever" and more "WTF Canada how did we choke so bad?".I says:>I think an upset at the Olympics is great. Maybe people should be less critical and just more open to chance and enjoy the tournamentI think it's a pretty direct reply, no?
>>153197990Why would you phrase it as if you're disagreeing with me when you clearly agree?
>>153198008He didn't
>>153198008I was just agreeing anon. I just think it's a shame if people don't enjoy it for what it is. Sorry for any confusion
>>153198008Retard
>>153198021But you don't agree, because if you did, why would I "enjoy the tournament" when there is no incentive for said upset to take place?
>>153198028
is this nigga autistic?
>>153198037How am I autistic?>I complain about the hockey Olympics and list why I believe it is inferior to the World Cup in soccer>Australian replies with "actually you should watch anyway" and does not adress any of my points as to why the hockey Olympics is bad.>When questioned what the fuck he means -> "I was agreeing with you">You are here
reminder that if you ever have to ask "how am i autistic", you're autistic.
>>153198046i believe he's saying people should enjoy an upset if it happens instead of whining about the canadian team
>>153198055Ah okay, a meaningless snarky comment instead of adressing my point directly, about what I expected from somebody in a thread about a winter sport when they've never seen snow themselves. See, I can be snarky too.
>>153198063i'm not sure why you're giving me attitude when i've done nothing or why you think a silly, factually challenged comment about a country you obviously know nothing about was supposed to make you look clever.
>>153198070Looking clever in a thread of morons was never my attention, but you did win this point, seeing as I let you drag me down to your level of stupidity, in which you beat me with experience.
>>153198077what on earth are you on about? you understand you're talking to an entirely different person, right? i don't have a "level" in this conversation.
>>153198080I accept your concession.
>>153198077There are two aus-anons around here (probably more) and I'm not all of us and neither is >>153198080
>>153198077Shut the fuck up, you caustic ESL fucktard. Not his fault you thought somebody replying to you was starting a fight.
>>153198086lol concession of what, exactly, you stupid faggot
>>153198092I think he's just drunk anon. As is common amongst the demographic.
>>153198104The seething swede has what can only be described as a "remedial" iq
>>153198104Maybe,but he probably just wanted to argue
>>153198118Eh maybe and also maybe this >>153198127In any case I would prefer we just drop it. I'm here for the bants and just talking shit about hockey. No love lost.
Unironically my phone wallpaper Also henlo good morning /hoc/
>>153198050hey autist
>>153197552Sabres make it back to the Stanley Cup
>>153198277how incredibly fairweather of you
>>153198287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ
>>153197504Fun fact - Morgan geekie has the same amount of Goals (30) as Jack Hughes, Jesper Bratt, and Dougie Hamilton combined
>>153198294Cope I'm a lifelong dabres fan :)
I want to apologize for my behavior the past few days
>>153198377sure, but you hide your fandom
>>153198378Not even necessary anon
>Looking clever in a thread of morons was never my attention, but you did win this point, seeing as I let you drag me down to your level of stupidity, in which you beat me with experience.
>>153198393Not on /hoc/ I don't :)
>>153198353Why do you taunt me?
>>153198521ok newfag
The Samir stench is here.
It’s uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/oChgzeBcR58?si=_R95F2IaWYMr3VZ8
>>153198559Smells like dogshit and laffs.
>>153198559try closing your window
>>153198584what you're smelling is your ded wongs
Samir double posting and seething kwasb, s for stench
>>153198578great milkers
>>153198614im white
You know the Bruins are teetering off the edge and they're barely winning a lot of games, but got damb I think they have their shit together when it counts. Love this and I'm deep-down hoping for a league upset where they just heart themselves into the playoffs or more. <3333
Why do Canadians say "aboot" instead of "about"?
>im whiteKwasb
>>153198643That's Newfie propaganda. You're being fed what seems normal over in St. John's because of a SCTV skit.
>>153198550Okay 1993 :)
>Hockey is gay and the NHL should do more about it.https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6992123/2026/01/29/nhl-teams-pride-nights-2026-bruins-hurricanes-mammoth/
why do americans say "1993" when a team of americans have never lifted the stanley cup
>>153198678>indirect reply>no argument tyfyc
Why does a stench bitch stink up hoc all day kwasb
>>153198703you have nothing else going on in your life
>enter /hoc/>Canada sperging out again like clockwork1993 kwab
>>153198707so the stench was coming from you
Does being a stench bitch qualify as life kwasb
>>153198712somehow you get by
>n-nouKwasb
>>153198724that would imply you directed it at me but you asked an open question why are you so retarded?
Samir still seething and stenching kwasb.
>>153198736im whiteyoure still retarded and indirectly replying
>im whiteKwasb stay seething samir
>>153198761im white
>wake up>log into /hoc/>obsess over your imaginary friend samir for hourseveryday
>>153198749nigger
Why don’t you 2 Heated Rivals go get a room
>>153198791Me and the Aussie femboy first LOL JK.
>>153198797im white
>im whitekek what a stench bitch
>>153198803im white
*slurping cat stew*>i'm white
>>153198814grosstry being white
Time to go vpn again Samir but the stench always gives it away kwasb
>>153198827i was mocking you, you cat eating ching chong freak
>>153198837you were eating the stew, try being white
try not stinking like dogshit kwasb
>>153198836the retard is still obsessing over his imaginary friend after getting btfo all morning
>>153198842vocaroo yourself saying lollapalooza(you can't)
>>153198851considering im white ive already got that going for memeanwhile you are eating cat stew and smell like dogshit
>the Samir stench is imaginaryKwasb
>>153198853>prove your whiteness to meyou first
>>153198859the smell is very real in your basement
Leaf anon is just mad because he knows his team would get bootyblasted by Buffalo in a 7-game series kwab
We're all cute ivy league women's hockey players here
>n-nou... againKwasb
>>153198894who are you quoting?
>>153198880when was the last time buffalo won a series?feels like ancient history
>>153198867burden of proof isn't on me, apu chang
>>153198903youre the one claiming im not white
>>153198901More recently than the last time a Canadian team hoisted the Cup kwab
>>153198912>muh 1993 from a franchise who has never lifted the cupnow this is cope
*Mogs your D*
Better go vpn samir kwasb
>>153198929why im winning
>>153198918>Disregarding the fact his team would still get bootyblasted by Buffalo in 2026Sounds like you were the one in need of coping :)
>>153198941>factexactly what i expect from someone who thinks his cupless team can post 1993
>winning is dogshit and laffs stenchKwasb
rangers islanders again?
>rags
>>153198949stay obsessed
>>153198948>Not denying the accusations I accept your concession ;)
>>153198963i denied that it was a factyoure welcome to believe whatever retarded opinions you want
Stay stench kwasb
>>153198967what language is this?cause its not english
Samir speaks fluent stench kwasb.
>>153198977ah youre writing in stench cause you are not white
*checks notes*And to think this whole ball of shit started because a leaf got triggered by anon's dabres themed phone wallpaper. The absolute state of leaf anon. In shambles.
>>153198994you mean you cant handle the bantz and so you and your pals labelled me as samir
>>153198994Rent Free!
>>153199003no cups, ever
>n-nou yet againKwasb
>>153199024why use anything else when you just spam nou
how many tonight?
>>153199020>no cups, everit didnt count
>>153199045no cups, ever
> why use anything else Yeah you use stench always Samir kwasb
>>153199062>nou
Just read an email that said the islanders are still pumping in covid era crowd noise kwab
*tssss*
remember when a team made of only americans won the stanley cup?oh wait it has never ever happenedLMAOa team of only canadians has won it all
Remember when kwasb?
>>153199127nope, cause it never happenedmuch like a team of americans winning the stanley cupway to keep up
>>153199127kek it do be like that
way to keep up with the stench Samir kwasb
>>153199148you tooas you could leave, but choose to stay to enjoy it instead
>>153199113a bunch of great looking guys
Huomenta
HOLD ME BUDI'M SIX FEET FROM THE WINAND IM MITCHIN
>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=i7P1BK2f4r5_2jDQ keep your stick on the ice lads!
Man the WC playoffs will be brutal I cant wait
>anon is presently day to day with the flu. Expect less than stellar posting
>Gary is presently day to day as a jew. Expect conniving behaviour
bud is presently 04/ to 04/ with the 17/22
>>153199340feel better soon fren <3
> choose to staySamir is always here with the stench kwasb
Go drink yourself to death, you worthless spammer.
>>15319938550mins later he is still sniffing
Lmao. You are such a pathetic sake of shit.
BRAVO UNIFORM DELTA 001TANGO ROMEO BRAVO, LIMA OSCAR SIERRA TANGO
i believe in a thing called budjust listen to the winning of my heart
Mother fucker google doc
Mother fuckers saved my post on a google doc
>>153199370>>153199385>>153199387>>153199399>>153199433What is this mental illness called?
>>153199443/hoc/tism
>>153199446
>>153199446Grim
Lmao. You are such a Mother fucker, you worthless spammer. Go drink yourself to death
Shut the fuck up chambers
*eating dog soup*> Shut the fuck up chambers
>>153199494finally a good post
>>153199505why are you eating soup made from a dog
>>153199443might be feline aids
>>153198277Here's a copy of the original that I made many years ago
>soupGo drink
>copy of the originalsave on google doc
> 50mins laterSamir will still be here kwasb.
you dont hear much from omar lately
Hello again /hoc/ I finally figured out how to solve the captcha
>>153199570
Who is the best hockey player of all time? Because I do not believe it is Wayne Gretzky
>>153199567the senaturds are shit so he hides his fandom
so what poor group of suckers are going to trade for panarin and then immediately cry like little bitches when he puts in no effort until retirement
>>153199560>nou
fuck You, sake of shit
>>153199600suck shit samir
>>153199630im white
Our Sennies winning the cup.
>>153199633>cant even beat the laffs in 7stay hidden omar
>>153199633holy based
>>153199607>cry like little bitchmuch like trb on 04/17/22
>>153199600Ahead of your laffs, Samir, but then who isn't?
this will be the last winter olympics ever because of climate change
>>153199649im white and im not a lafferbut even the laffs won more playoff series in the past 5 seasons
>>153199633c-checked
>>153199630>samirKwasb
>>153199633>>153199644Dubs dab on >>153199640
>>153199659>im not a lafferSamir going undercover kwasb
>>153199664>senaturds
fuck You, Mother fucker spammer
>laffs
>>153199668>please be a laffer>laffs
>>153199668SAMIR MENTIONED
post ends in odd i get asian for lunchpost ends even i get mexicanrollan!
>>153199598Peter Forsberg
>>153199714mmm cat stew!
>>153199721mexicans don't eat cats you dumb shit skin
>>153199744who said they didyou are the one who put cat stew as an option
I love when Our Sennies are mentioned :)
What are the differences between Rangers and Islanders fans? What is the average Rangers fan like what is the average Islanders fan like
>>153199764yeah, you love worshipping a cupless franchise who loses to the laffs since youre a raped bitch
>>153199652Eventually we will have to become /cric/ fans because Mark Carney and George Soros will make ice illegal :(
>>153199768one has bud who won
>>153199762see>>153198780
>>153199784no need to lash like thisgo enjoy your cat stew digits be damned
>>153199768the difference is how much alcohol their mothers drank during pregnancy
Lotta seething this morning
>>153199803another day that ends with y
>>153199764why do they use a picture of a legate when they are called the senators
another samir starting with seethe
Hockey Olympics is not a fair tournament. Every year Canada's roster is as superior to everyone else as the american mens basketball was in the summer olympics back when they had Jordan, Pippen, Larry Bird and Magic Johnson
getting raped on a chilly Suni fought bud and bud1i fought bud and bud1
>>153199768police officers who commit domestic violence
kind reminder the burrito has mad dangles
>>153199768rags fan are the suit and tie executive new yorkers and islanders fans are the bada bing eyyyy gimme some pizza and cannoli new yorkers
>>153199826It's balanced by Canadian retards like Armstrong picking garbage players like Parayko and Sanheim
>>153199774>laffs
>>153199828the #1 hit of 04/17/22
>>153199768Imagine Anthony Cumia except more retarded and wetbrain
you people are gullible sheep.Canada used it's double agents in the Ukrainian government to provoke Russia into an attack so that the (((international community))) would ban Russia from all sporting events, thus removing the biggest obstacle Hockey Canada had in it's quest for the gold medal in the 2026 winter Olympics.
04/17/26 soon
04/bud7/26
I don't have a favourite team in the NHL nowadays, should I start supporting the Canes?
The Ukranian war was a psyop created by Taco and Putler to normalize land concessions and a US invasion of Alberta.
>>153199764
Are the Nucks fans onboard on Allvins plans to tank to get Mckenna or Stenberg in the draft this summer.
>>153199875leafs are bi, makes sense
>>153199858>senaturds>literally never won the cup
>>153199868his ronald reagan impression made me laugh
Why did the Maple Leafs eliminate a job designed to keep players healthy?
>>153199924you weren't even cum in your dads sack last time the laffs won
>>153199939ok, why do i care?im not a laffer lmao>never ever
>>153199942so then why are you boasting about how the sens never won kinda weird
>>153199927why did they not replace marner
>>153199964they got scott laughton and nic roy, that's like half of a marner right there
>>153199963cause im allowed to mock the senaturds even if im not a laffer, problem?
>>153199924>never won the cupJust like my laffs
>>153200018those are your senaturds
Trade Alberta for Alaska 1 for 1
Only shit games tonight
suck fucking shit samir
>>153200094YIKES
>>153200021>laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YuIquNmb2E
>Alberta Separates>Flames win the CupCanada knows this is future is ordained by Gary and is doing everything in its power to stop it.
>>153200094*Minnesota
I like hot dogs
>>153200189with what condiments?
>>153200156Minnesota will be annexed by Manitoba and New Brunswick will be sold to Maine
>>153200153Alberta is in our sights for this specific purpose.This isn't an act of aggression, it's an act of mercy.
>>153200208Yeah all the condoms
>>153200153Flames and Oilers couldn't win a cup even if they were the only two teams in the league
>>153200247Just like my islanders
Trust me guys, you really don't want our healthcare system
It's illegal to operate an insurance company that requires you to run an 8 minute mile to qualify. Says it all really.
Business idea: more goalie fights
Business idea: A children's book about Raffi Torres
>>153200123>senaturds
>>153200378some anon should give torres a messier/nurse head too
>>153199913of course that bald retard is going to draft stenberg who will turn into a bigger bust than pettersshit
>>153200431>8 year old image
>>153199875russia isn't that good. finland is canada's biggest obstacle
>Leafs
>>153200539Hate this look on "females"
I bought a EK65 jersey today for the upcoming Olympics :)
I didn't ask today.
>>153200567that means its working
>>153200568very cool :) I don't have any jerseys of american players
>>153200460ill take your word on it I dont pay attention to europe
>>153200539jackie is yum tho when she dresses like a whore
> "We've got a great lineup of coerced penetration here tonight on 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', including your favorite gaped bussys, laffs, who needed medical attention after their home stand but will be there to take on all comers tonight."
>>153200226The Maritimes and Maine/New Hampshire will form their own separate nation
>>153200539never really noticed how bad her horseface was
>>153200657>favorite
>>153200616Ayyy lmao
>15 points in his first 6 games>just 46 in 39 games sinceWhy are they like this?
>>153200539SLLSFBG
>>153200673americans are shit at hockey
>>153200664you are basically 1 year in and have the federal government trampling all over constitutional rights and there isnt even any hints or suggestions at balkanizing. nothing ever happens.
>>1532006861 9 9 3
>>153200696americans have never won the cup
>>153200657this gimmick fucking sucks you should drop it kid
>>153200595You should get one :) go hockey team!
>>153200568>EK65Grim
>>153200567Have sex
>>153200735I will, with your mom lmao
the humiliation ritual continues ce soir
>>153200735I have never seen you post anything on-topic
>>1532007031 9 9 3993
>>153200782never ever
>>153200762belt-to-ass incoming, frogs
>>153200595i had a marty brodeur jersey as a wee lad
>>153200781I build-a da arena! I run out of time!
>>153200752My mom's probably in your age range nigga kek
>>153200657This is a great gimmick you should do it every day.
>>153200803pics? shoe size?
How is Binningshit still a starting goalie in this league?
>>153200657trb draw a dime challenge: impossible
>>153200809
it's 9pm and i just slammed a energy drinkscrew you mom!
>>153200810thank you for 32 teams gareth
>>153200828> "We here at 'HRiC' are proud to bring you the leaf cornholing action you love. Remember, It's Our Game."
>>153200929raped bitch
He really gave them the #1 pick after they got outed for covering up a rape
he really got raped by the buccaneer ride operator
Bussi is riding a 3-game win streak
Sharks have a guaranteed win tonight
Bud had a guaranteed win on 04/17/2022
Real queers queering off hours are off and queering.
real shit gimmick that isnt over still trying to get a (You)
>>153201092raped bitch hours started before 7am and havent stopped
So many shit games tonight I don't even know where to start
>>153201195nah the knights play
>>153201215based
>knights stars stadium series next yearcool but kind of gay since i'll have to buy the jersey
>>153201291sunbelt hockey needs to disappear.
>>153201316sorry bro sunbelt teams win all the cups these days
>>153201316
>>153201291>THIRD outdoor game for Vegas alreadyHoly fuck, enough.
>>153201342we've lost em all KWAB
>>153201327thank you gary
anyone know whats going on in johnathan huberdoughs personal life? they keep hinting at there being an issue there on the local radio
>>153201382he chose to play for calgary so he has obvious mental health issues
>>153201398He would fit in well here then
>>153201382Ya think I'm some kind of Huberdologist?
>>153201382Imagine dedicating your entire youth a team and leaving only for them to instantly become the best team in the league and go to the finals every season since you left.That would fuck anyone up.
>>153201360Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153201428those are my snowbelt teams
The prophet Muhammad (PBUH), the huge Caniac
>>153201427he didnt leave he was shipped out. its even more hurtful
>>153201432>laffs
>>153200998I like a good bussi ride
>>153201443>gaybres
okay, shut up
bud + 1 = trb
No you shut up
might do the nap pill
If you want to study yourself, look into the hearts of other people. If you want to study other people, look into your own heart.
>>153201508Lets nap together and wake up at 9pm et
>>153201486Is that one of the many teams better than your laffs?
>Dylans vs CopeysDoes Gary lurk here?
>>153201562>no cups>no playoff series wins in over 10 years>betternope
Go Sabres
>>153201650
>>153201562hes not a laffer, retard
bud1
bud did not 1
>>153201632Check the standings, lafftard. >laffs
will the laffs do the right thing and trade mathews and nylander? nope
>>153201689Sure thing, retard. >laffs
>>153201751>but we might make the playoffs!!!lmao
>>153201759glad you agree>gaybres>never ever
>>153201659The Sabres are canada's team
>>153201195>mammoth vs canes >aves vs habs >sharks vs oilers >stars vs golden knights I'm satisfied
>>153201780>>but we might make the playoffs!!!No, no chance, laffs are dogshit. >laffs
>>153201800just like the gaybres
i just checked and nowhere in this thread (itt) did I give any yankees permission to talk to me.
>>153201788>laffs
>>153201802Check the standings, retard. >laffs
What's the poop on the 2026 draft? Anybody good? doesn't sound like it.
>>153201803>laffs
i already saw the future.1) Tampa Bay2) Detroit3) Boston1) Carolina2) Pittsburgh3) New YorkWC1) ColumbusWC2) Florida9) Montreal10) Buffalo11) Washington12) Philadelphia
>>153201815im not a lafferthe gaybres are a snowbelt team that has never wonwhat is your problem?
Rags/islanders is not lister on tsn, sportsnet, or centre ice again tonight
>mad at the sabres
>>153201856try winning something
didn’t ask
>>153201845>laffs
>>153201878>laffs
>>153201901>>153201911>gaybres>never ever
>>153201891if the oilers played in the atlantic they would have had the exact same playoff success as the leafs
>>153201930the gaybres would still be worse than both of them lol
>>153201951the sabres are a fun team to watch and I'm rooting for them.
>>153201967ok loser
>>153201920>laffs
>>153201972>laffs>>153201951>laffs[
>>153201845>the gaybres are a snowbelt team that has never wonJust like my >laffs
>>153201930And if the >laffs played in the Pacific they would have even fewer playoff wins lmao
>>153201983>>153201992>gaybres
>>153202008>hes a lafferoof
Haven't showered in a week lads. WFH is so nice
How do you guys pronounce the SabresIs it like "sab res" or like "say breeze"I don't speak french
Brad Treliving about to join the boys on Overdrive for an interview. Hoping for some hard hitting questions from Bryan Hayes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBuwR168HCQ
>>153202009>having to play Florida, Tampa, or Boston instead of the Kings and the Canucksoutside of Vegas in 23 the pacific has been and is currently complete dogshit
>>153202047disgusting. You probably havent ever washed your bedsheets.
>>153202047gross. you should shower after you work out or sauna
>>153202080_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153202080Based. The NHL has to bring back mandatory suits on gamedays.
>>153202107Agreed. I miss seeing cool outfits
Business idea: mandatory sluts
>>153202138footage from the showerscalendar spreads jockstrap photos
>>153202074The >laffs would still lose because that's who they are
>>153202028>laffs
>>153202138we already did that it's called 2007
Business idea: sluts born in 2007
Hope my penguins win today
>>153202161>Who they are. >laffs
>>153202188>gaybres>never ever
Shannon has sunglasses
>>153202256>think 2007 would not be old enough>turns out they're 19
>>153202256Sick freak
>>153202362>laffs
business idea: 2,007 sluts wearing suits
>>153202435Connor could goon to that
>>153202256For me it's 2008 but only in January I'm no monster
>>153202256SOLD
>>153202435They have to be form fitting sexy suits not baggy ass zoot mc hammer caroline cameron pant suits
>>153202281Canadiens should nosedive, Gary
>>153202419>gaybres
akshually it's my dead wings who will be doing the nosedive thank you
>>153202473this but detoilettheir metrics are shit
>>153202503>laffs
You all laughed at the Bruins before the season started, do you feel foolish now?
>>153202555>barely making the playoffs is something to boast about
>>153202541>>153202521The terms are acceptable. So it is written so shall it be.
>>153202555Go Broons!
Detroit feels like a bubble team with the bottom about to fall out.
>>153202440Only if they have benis
poor Montembeault
>>153202601What now
>>153202601Monty sucks so bad he got a man fired.No, not "poor Montembeault", don't give him a break just because he's a frog.
>>153202435Where has the time gone?
>2016>Jimmie Ericsson made this faceoff goal against HV71 in a playoff game
>>153202555They’ll still be a quick first round exitGo Broons!
>>153202647>2026>Pär Lindholm made this faceoff goal on Jimmie Ericsson tribute night with Ericsson in the stands
I thought Spencer Martin's name was Martin Spencer this whole time
>>153202575>laffs
>>153202628nothing I just feel bad for him still>>153202631he's not the worst in the league
>>153202675Remember that show Kevin Spencer?
>>153202678>b-ruins
>>153202743>laffs
T-minus 1 hour and 17 minutes to Blackhawks game.
>>153202555>>153202587yyyes let's gooooooDo the Bru-wins or do the Peng-wins? NOBODY KNOWS >>153198642
>>153202819I hope my Rangers get sent into space
>>153202759>laffs
>>153202702No kidding. Elvis is still playing
>>153202823Shannon too cool for school
>>153202823chad alert
binnington and a first for matthews
RuinsGaybresAssvsBlotsPredsIslelsPongsCanes
>Per sources, as of today, I’m told the following have expressed interest in Panarin ; ANA, LA, SJ, VGK, DAL, UT, COL, MIN, SEA, TOR, CAR, WAS, TBL, NYI.
>>153203039i hope my islanders get him
>>153203047It was 7 years ago Bud said his Islanders were favorites to get Breadman and I'll be damned if they aren't the favorites again.
>>153203018All shit teams
>>153203039>Toronto wants the Panera breadThis won't backfire at all if they get him. A very old school laffs move to do.
>>153203053my islanders were the favorites until lou decided his nap was more important
>>153203066Good thing they have a first round pick to offer
>>153203075>1 dead>2 won nothing>1 bus rider on a champ teamLou was right to nap
>>153203066Easton Cowan sounds like the name of a guy who would play on a 70 point Rangers team
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>>153202726SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT KIDHIS BRAIN DONT WORK IT NEVER DIDno never heard of it
>>153203039>TOR
>>153203079
>>153203102>bus riderkadri had an ot winning goal in g4 of the scf and the avalanche have gone no where without him
>>153203079Draft looks stacked. Would really suck to suck and have nothing>The Ottawa Senators' first-round pick will be forfeited as the result of a penalty sanction due to the trade of Evgenii Dadonov to the Vegas Golden Knights, and Dadonov's subsequent voided trade to the Anaheim Ducks.
>>153203152>Draft looks stackedretard
>>153203152Thank you Gary
DID SOMEBODY SAY STACKED
>>153203175Too bad all female hockey players are clam slammers
>>153203191>hes so ugly the lady puck player told him theyre all dykescmtsu
>>153203191it seems a large percentage of female athletes swing that way. Maybe we as a society should spike their drinks with more estrogen to sway them to the correct biological side.
>>153200781all "doubt" was simply media slop
>>153201650see those towers right there? they are literally projects filled with niggers.
>>153203226so is your mom
>>153203175We need girls who look like this to play on the curling teams, and not the girls that currently play on the curling teams, and I don't need to explain to anyone who watches curling what I'm talking about, do I? No, in fact, I do not...
Bump
>>153203226thanks for the (you)
>>153203203She said I was cute but she couldn't let the team down
>>153203242Curling has some cute girls in it what are you talking about? And when they yell loud it makes me aroused
>>153203226they build social housing by the docks? wouldnt that be prime real estate?
How about a Carolina Hurricanes edition for the next /hoc/? Don't think we've had one in a bit.
>>153203265I think my Islanders are due
>>153203256lol yeah it would but they're literal projects. one of them has an indian bodega at the ground floor. look on streetview it's lol. buffalo is the nastiest city i've ever been to by a lot.
flames board, sorry virgins
>>153203294for me? tobey
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>>153203288At least the weather is nice
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>>153203308ut oh :|>>153203317
>>153203317nah>>153203348
Bleach
