Jacareverton edition>/basuleirão/20:00 Mirassol v Vaskek21:30 BTFOgo v Cuguloso>/boludão/19:15 L'Anus - Union19:15 Belgrano - Tigre21:30 Estudiantes Rio Claro - Argenchinos Shuniors>/desayunao/22:20 America - 11 Tails>/alaskao/ - Copa de la Liga final20:00 Progreso - Boston RiverAll games at GMT-3Last: >>153187049
>>153195834can you make an AI video of Alaska in a wedding gown?
Farting in the name ofSome of those that eat beansAre the same that fart oftenSome of those that eat beansAre the same that fart oftenSome of those that eat beansAre the same that fart oftenSome of those that eat beansAre the same that fart often Those who cried are justifiedFor smelling the farts, of the beans and rice
embarrasing
Why are you so obsessed with Colombians >Argies so impressed they made up a theory>brazilian teams stacked with colombians. They want to buy puerta from racing in spanish second division
>>153200706This faggot waited for a new thread just to post this
How do I watch the Liga Futve, is it really on FIFA+ ?
Go Ahead Eagles vs Sporting Bragas
and I wonder why people have yankee flags filtered
You have everyone filtered
>>153201096you made your point, I'll hit the drawing board and come back with something higher quality
>>153201115For copalib you need an AIR filter! (canned laughter)
I have so many people filtered my own posts are filtered
CBF divulga áudio do VAR do pênalti pedido pelo Flamengo contra o São Paulo:Árbitro: “Pra mim, o contato não foi suficiente.”VAR: “Pode seguir. Ele não muda a passada. O Arrascaeta bate na perna do jogador e mesmo assim conclui a jogada.”Carlos Eugênio Simon, da ESPN, afirmou que não foi pênalti em Arrascaeta em São Paulo 2x1 Flamengo:“Até há um possível toque bem fraquinho no Arrascaeta. Pra mim, isso não é pênalti. Arrascaeta conclui a jogada pra fora do gol, o Flamengo reclamou, o árbitro não marcou e o VAR não interveio. Pra mim, decisão correta da arbitragem.”
>>153201245luciano who's 181cm looks shorter than pablo maia who's 178alan franco who's 183cm looks shorter than bothhow curious
why aren't brasilians making fun of how botafogo got scamed by anglojews? lolIndependiente made so much fun when racing went SA in the pre-meme pre-social-bulshit-media era.
>>153201550Because most probably nothing will happen, in fact theres a big chance textor finds money to normalize the situation and we go back to normal
>>153201346Pablo Maia looks a bit short in that picAlan Franco I think is 180 or 1,79Sabinoberg is like 186
>>153201550Nothing will happenLaughing at Botafogo isn't funnyNot the first time a club from Brazil or even from Rio gets scammed by anglojewsA good number of botafoguenses are conformed with what's going on and happy they won what they won in 2024
>>153201550>why aren't brasilians making fun of how botafogo got scamed by anglojews? lolBecause for the past 40 years no one remember botafogo as a good adversaryThey see them as a "ah q pena aquele clube do RJ sempre perde"Now I dont really think Botafogo will get fucked, Textor is the one getting fucked here and in USA. Botafogo can win in a lawsuit claiming they were victim and might win the control of the club
In contrary to vasco putfire actually has a decent administrative that could also put the club back into another decent SAF if Textor really does fail
One of the best threads ever
>>153201662Pedrinho is a snakeBtw look at what appeared to me without adblock. They know I hate caipiras and they put the city with most caipiras in the world (Sinop) to trigger meBtw Rogerio Ceni was born in Sinop
>>153200706Rage of the intestine
Dança, sol e mar guardarei no olhar o amor faz perder encontrarLambando estarei ao lembrar que este amor por um dia um instante foi rei
>>153201550We probably are. I am just too busy to checkAlso having "12 grandes" means there are always 3 to 4 ongoing train wrecks
>>153201681You just wanted to drop this fun fact
Riestra is losing at home rn
>>153201710no, I really hate caipiras. In fact Danielzinho last surname is Sertanejo something I learned yesterday
Any other fun facts /copalib/ might want to drop rn
>>153201722Again, you just wanted to drop this fun fact
Vik Är VärldenDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>7 green flags in a row that's two farts and a toot, not quite two and a half farts but it'll get you on the board
>>153201733Sao paulo used to be called palmeiras
>>153201761Bahia didnt pay a single dime to the victims of the 2007 fatal accident in fonte nova
>>153201629>>153201591ok, Im just gonna monitor their relegation closely.
I dont really hate Flamengo as a club, because even though the press is on their side, the referee is actually not paid to make them win against Sao PauloPalmeiras on the other hand you can clearly see at least 3 games in past 2 years they paid referee to win the gameSo I dont really hate Flamengo.
>>153200893tachira v anzoategui here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HMV0nH4yqsGet freetube. A tip from the /copalib tech staff.
>>153201733In the city of Parintins (Amazonas) there is a early festival where the entire city becomes divided by blue and red, representing two bovines with the respective colors, the rivalry is so strong that people refuse to use, or consume anything that has the color of its rival, including food, to avoid that many companies decided to make a blue version and a red version of its products, this includes Coca-Cola that has a "Blue coke" drink that appears exclusively only on that city and nowhere else in the world
>>153201816Local football team wears both colours, like Paraná Clube
>>153201808beautiful stadium, what is the name of the stadium?Right in the forest
>>153201816They are also the place where most of those giant carros alegoricos that move from Rio's carnival that you probably seen before are made before being shipped there>>153201823They do that when they cant be arsed to make two different products
>>153201733Diego maradonas father was called diego maradona
Now i ask you, why isnt porto alegre like this??>>153201872That you probably have seen before, they are made there and then shipped here****
>>153201733Leonidas scored a goal barefoot against polan during 1938 world cup
>>153201889Blue PT flags in RS
>>153201733During 2010 wc, paraguayans spoke guarani to each other so that the spanish wouldnt know their tactics
>>153201953you again. first the goalkeeper mono, now this. why?
>>153201953It also happened in 1998 WC, and probably in 1986 WC against Mexico toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh6ph9rwUkE
>>153201733The argentinians will never accept this, but our beans don't actually make you fart. We have carefully selected for non-farty bean cultivars over the course of many centuries and, coupling native washing techniques and some genetic engineering (for which we are some of the leading countries in agro-engineering expertise), we have successfully developed beans that won't make you gassy. In fact, ours is one of the least gassy cuisines in the world. It is, actually, all the gluten in the dirty argentinian wheat that will mess with digestion and make you farty. There is actually a huge Arjewtinian conspiracy to gaslight us and trick people into linking our country with farts when they are the fartful ones. I couldn't expect less from a country literally named after money (argent). The kikery has always been very explicit.
/copalib/ is a caprichoso general btw>>153201910I think that was a myth, but PT from RS is the only faction of PT that has a different flag to avoid association with Inter specifically (the star is yellow instead of white)
>>153201990Search for Olívio Dutra, Tarso Gento and Raul Pont political campaigns
>>153201733Pele played against zizinho in 1958Zico played together with pele in 1979Zico played with romario in 1989
>>153201733Erik nilsson and alfred bickel played both the 1938 and 1950 world cups
>>153201733Attendance was tie-break criterion in some editions of Brasileirão in the 70's
I'm starting to agree with the schizo, too many brazilian flags. It kinda ruins the vibe.
>17 green flags in a rowthis isn't just farts, it's a whole big poop after beans for breakfast
Notice how the seething monkeys post about how tired they are of this and that instead of posting the fun facts, be less like them
>>153201886wtf neymar's too
I used to think that it was a retarded move to sign Paqueta for 40-50m euros but considering some of Flamengo major problems(like having a lot of 30y+ players in the main squad) it makes sense. Yesterday match was a great reminder of that. Jorginho is a very good player but he can't play most matches. The same goes to Arrascaeta.
>>153201853estadio pueblo nuevo
>>153202127Flamengo needs a 9 more than it needs Paquetá
>the goyim not only thinks IQ is real but it can also be applied to animals
>>153202154hey I saw this tweet too!
>>153202111TIL Neymar's father is named Diego Maradona
>>153201886>Maradona father was named Maradona>yet Maradona son is not Maradona Jr
>>153202140Wtf chikanerYou managed to go unnoticed for weeks but now you revealed yourselfKudos for the tactics update but now your cover is ruined
>weeks
Mano Menezes to Peru
uhh can I get a blue flag poster in here? I'm starting to feel unsafe and you know what they say about relaxing
>>153202231>it's trueweird shit
Whoa… stunning and brave.
>>153202231>>153202240you know what's weird? peru means turkey, but Turkey is a different country in Europe
>>153202232gracias for the land goy
This is like scooby doo when the gang reveals the monster but instead its just chikaner again
>trikaschizo when a real jew appears
>he still thinks trikaschizo is real
>>153201733Milos and a.nal played a libertadores match in miami during the 80s
its funny how thirdies see me behind so many posts i dont makei check the archives for chikaner and more than half of them aren't me
News channels in the US constantly try to get people to adopt shitbulls. There was a story not to long ago of a man eaten by an XL shitbull he was watching for a friend
ATENTOS! EL CRAQUE ARGENCHINO TABORDA SE VA COGIENDO LA ROMA
>>153201733Maradona played 5 official matches for newells (not counting the friendly against vasco)
>>153202411You certainly dont belong here. Get the fuck out rabbi schlomo.
he got a point some dude here will yell chikaner at any post that makes him upset, utterly mindbroken
>>153202428kek brown triracial mongrel
This is what that blue and green flag that were mad that there arent more non south flags here wanted btw
>>1532017331966 nt initally called 46 players. After a long time they cut the exceeding players.
+3 points
>>153202475kek quem são esse merdas
>>153202438Your family line should've been destroyed in 1942.
>>153202475where is hinestrosa?
>>153202491>still believing that "event" was real.is as real as "israel".
>>153202490what team do you support?
>>153202518Seu pai
>>153202475>lucas pitonugh
>>153202494I think he wasn't registered in time to play
>>153202539it's not that, he and brenner are in the bid alreadyhe's being prepared to play madureira
>>153202512If it wasn't, I so wish it was
Can you be straight and support Vasco?
que lindo ser de boca
>>153202603WHOMST?
>>153202580I wish it will.
4 people you have to forgive:1) Rogerio Ceni2) Dorival Junior3) Rodinei4) Vanderlei Luxemburgo aka 4-1-4-1
>>153202603>bored teenager in school notebook doodle tattoos
borré to river plei
Where can I find a goth big titty mommy dom in south america?
>>153202579Hello chikaner, how is your ass
cauly, jogador que o Rogerio Ceni prometeu que seria novo 8 da seleção vai para algum time da série b da bélgica
>>153201733A bolivian team called mariscal santa cruz won 1970 recopa, an official conmebol title. That means only venezuelan clubs have never won official conmebol titles
>>153202242I just checked every série a club, only Fluminense posted about this
>>153201733Rosario and newells played a tie breaker in 1975 libertadores. Kempes helped central win.
>>153202724vou te mostrar o meu cauly aqui, rapaz
>>153202820>>153202603same girl if brazilian or argiethis is why we sufferbrazilians are cursed
woke up to the sound of pouring beans and the fart would whisper and it'd smell like you
>>153201808Looks like the whole season will be on youtube again, nice
Will Atletico Huila ever come back?
murió multicanais
me gustan las peruanas
where is the vasco game gonna air?
>>153202804We have plenty of fans in Espírito Santo.
>>153202924sportv/premiere
so we're just gonna watch footy until we die? huh? is that the plan??
>>153202924Why do you want to watch Vasco x Mirassol so badly?
>>153202887I still remember retards happy because IDV will invest, and name a CEO, and whatnot lol
>>153202951Coritiba is the next one to be Huilaed
>>153202960 what happens if coritiba and IDV get to play suramericana or libertadores the same year.
i could really go for a podrão right now
>monolão in january
>>153202996The same who happened with Montevideo City Torque to play Sudamericana this year, City Group changing the club ownership for a fideicomiso structure (the club being managed by attorneys indepentendly from City Football Group)
>>153202960why is she greenis she ok
>>153203057latinx women eat this shit and then wonder why they weigh 180lbs at 27
>>153203057lowkey kinda grim how i will never have a gf or have a grill look at me like that
>>153203100i believe in you
>>153203094they do get fat or """thicc""" but it's mainly because of alcohol and birth control pills
Vasco btw (?)
coutinho scored a goal and immediately passed out
Hello I heard about this this is kino
VASCO BTW
>>153203144old age + vax
goooooal of progress
>>153203144philippe mortinho
>>153203154Alaskas team
>>153201733There is no proof boca ever won a final against river.
Vasco posters are suspiciously quiet
why are there so many teams without a main sponsor? did the betting bubble burst?
Nota de Falecimento:
>>153203360we would all be so lucky as to die such a heroic death
>>153203358você faz muita pergunta, amigãofica quietinho
https://x.com/FutPrimeBrasil/status/2017019236183392425Diniz momento>>153203350I'm busy making miojo com salcisha
>>153203360Valhalla is waiting for him.
>>153203358assim como trikaschizo avisou, esse ano ou ano que vem teremos uma nova pandemia e as bets cancelarão o patrocinio alegando crise mundialTeremos novamente a quebra da maioria dos clubes brasileiros
Cauly tem forçado nos bastidores para jogar no São Paulo. O meia do Bahia deixou claro à diretoria o desejo de atuar no Morumbi, vê com bons olhos o projeto tricolor e já sinalizou que toparia a mudança.
>>153203232
belgrANUS scored
trikaschizo predicted all of this
fuck a.nal
>>153203382pls let flamacaco go bankruptit will be extremely funny
my gf is very temperamental and tiresome, I'm thinking of being alone again with my quiet desperation and punhetas.
goaaal of progress again, 2-1 boston river
>>153203527kek
>piton
Vaskek btw
>>153203639classic little exit
>goal farts whenever the ball hits the net
>vasco
>>153203639>gol contra>this shitPlease someone make Diniz leave
>>153203655olha o domínio desse camisa 6, o cara não escaneia em nenhum momento, o jogador brasileiro se recusa a evoluirsem falar que ele é lateral esquerdo supostamente canhoto e domina de modo que seria impossível de passar com a esquerdaisso é culpa do diniz?
>>153203673yes.
Pls gib stream for Botafogo vs Cruzeiro. RojaDirecta, FuteMax, and FutbolLibre have let me down.
>>153203687no. stay down.
>>153203687get a better futbol libre
A boston river goal right now would cause a massive chimpout in the stadium.Please give them you're energy.
>>153203775only 2 \o/ \o/because my energy is on cruzeiro , i want botafogo to relegate.
>>153203788based saf hater
>>153203639tem torcedor do sao paulo q sente saudades da saidinha do dinize eu que sou louco
Mas voce e louco mesmo, a gente vai te botar em um manicômio canalha
blue flag posts are like getting a breeze of cold fresh air before the bean fart miasma overtakes again
chimp out incoming
>>153203807But Cruzeiro is a SAFada tok
>>153203870we are destroying one at a time. First the owned by anglo-"them"
MundialBrasileiroCopa do Brasil LibertadoresTodos perdidos pro CorinthiansPrazer, Vaskek
progress champion, alaska celebrating tonight with an orgy
cala bouca e fica prunto
>>153203898Champion of what
>>153204085Of order
O Crespo adora time que propõe jogo e faz marcação alta3x0 no Internacional e 2x1 no Flamengo em menos de 3 mesesSe o Vovjoda escalar um time ofensivo, toma 3 e é demitido no vestiário
another year of irrelevance for my team if not fighting for relegation
>>153204189What team?
>>153204189humans do actually exist in the Peppa Pig universe, Queen Elizabeth and Santa Claus appear in sope episodes
>>153204206unión
>>153204214How do you know so much information about peppa pig
>>153204241You gotta know what your wife enjoys
Gersoneca for Cuguloso:0x1 vs Democrata1x2 vs Galo0x1 vs Botafogo€27 million btw
>>153204246What do you mean by that
why is botafogo still allowed to exist
>>153204269his wife is a child
>>153204261Pedrinho BH é a pessoa mais estupida e demente da face da terraNinguem tem 4 bilhões e contrata Fagner, Alexandre Mattos, Fracássio, Gersoneca e o tanto de lixo que ele contratou, inclusive tomou golpe do DuduO Aleandre Matos é conhecido por toda Minas Gerais como o maior testa de ferro de traficantes do universo, cada jogador que ele vende ele lava 10% pro crime organizadoKaio Jorge unico jogador bom do time dele em breve pedirá para se aposentar no Qatar ou na Arábia SauditaGersoneca é uma das maiores fraudes futebolisticas, o Zenit implorou para ele ir embora
i'm tired of trikaschizoslop
>>153204269You know what I mean, I ain't explaining shit
This might sound weird but i can literally smell how that dog smells like, when they are that small they all smell the same
/copalib/ has a strong stench of cachorro molhado
o cuguloso está em reconstrução, esseresultado é normal
>>153204408they aren't lolthis is almost the same team as last year and the same tactics too, but with a man who's too stupid to execute them
3x0this team is falling on group stages
They all smell like burnt wet carpetOr like hair but stronger>>153204351Do you just have a luva de goleiro do são paulo close to you at all times
>>153204500I'm a big Rafael fan, the glove is even of his size
4x0it has become a passeio
imagine being goleated by a team that won't exist next month
>>153204408Tite is a meme. They should remove him RIGHT NOW.
>>153204519Do you fap with it?
look at this shit5x1 on the boxhe barely even jump to make a header
>VAI CORINTHI-ACKKKK!
>>153204789the funny thing is that he was looking at the crowd.
dinizismo wasn't build in a day. but this is his season.
>>153202231based
Apparently brasileirinho streams is now free to watch for spanish speaking niggas on kick
>>153205129Except ecuador specifically for some reason
>>153205168fuck them that's why
>>153205375t-two alexsandros?
>>153205375>alexsandro twice
>>153205388>>153205389Should be the other one, that site doesn't find some players for some reason, specially outside of yurop
>>153205375O HEXAYou could also put Estevão in the middle with Raphinha, Casemiro and Bruno, and use Endrick and João Pedro on the box. That shit would be fun but weaker on defense of course. I like how there is no SHARTINHOS or Nerman either
The team to win o Hexa
>>153205427pov: you're watching a /b/ match in a /4cc/ stream
>>153201733in 1979 there was a 4 team mini league from which 3 were relegated and 1 was savedP L A T E N S E won the first place sending Chacarita, Atlanta and Gimnasia to the La B, gettin the nick name of el fantasma del descenso
>>153204337Nao pode falar de futebol agora? tem q ficar postando foto de mulher pelada e falar de feijao?
Will Isabel post a video crying after Sao Paulo defeat the Peixeberg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd0HK21cVFoStatus: cansada
Neymar: po sábado? Tem treino da King's Leaguese fode ai kkk
Treinadores injustiçados pela mídia corporativista e corrupta:Zé RicardoVagner ManciniGeninhoPapai JoelMarcelo OliveiraJorginhoQualquer um desses está no nível do Dorival e do Filipe Luis
Bom diaGOLEADAS SOFRIDAS NO SÉCULO : 51 - Vasco40 - Flamengo36 - Botafogo33 - Atlético-MG31 - Fluminense31 - Santos28 - Cruzeiro 27 - Grêmio23 - Palmeiras21 - Corinthians20 - São Paulo17 - Internacional
You now Remember Tiquinho Soares was memed as a 9 for Seleção just 1 year and 6 months ago
>>153205728El torneo de la muerte
>>153207633We shouldnt be so peude. The guy is doing good and there is no one doing well in the position, you try him.
>>153207604É o imbrochavel, incomivel, ingoleavel
>>153207633Seleção é momento, paizão
>>153207991Quando Pablo Maia desarmava até pensamento em 2023-2024 vcs me xingavam pq eu falava q ele merecia ir pra seleção
TachianoTiquinho SoaresFagnerCássio (Jandrei)SabinoPitonHugo MouraBilal
>>153208004You nwver say who should go to selecao, you just criticize the people.who acrually get called up
>>153207604Why is inter so based?
bom chia copalib
>>153208004O Dorival levou e ele foi exposto, volante tem que jogar na Europa, os caras estão acostumados a sair da pressão do Chico do Mirassol, vai jogar contra o Luis Diaz ou Shulian e se peida todo
Why do men wear these miçangas all the time now?
>>153208404>nowDid you never go to the beach and buy shit there to look cool?
>>153205375Endrick scores a few goals in a farmers league and people go craxyIgor Jesus and Igor Thiago? Fuck them
>>153207633He was the best 9 in Brazil until his injury in august 2023.And he never recovered mentally from his fathers death
>>153207604this data is bogus, 3-0 is not goleada as the experts in /copalib/ have settled
It's simple>3x0chocolate>4x0 goleada>4 or more goals scored, at least 3 goals of differentgoleada, 4x1, 5x2...
>>153208517Igor Jesus scored 2 goals at PL, the others were cup games against shittersIgor Chiago is just a Alfonso Alves but he deserves a callAbuelotti will just call Richarlison anyway
>5 green flags in a row that was almost two farts, and it's only 9 in the morning
business idea: a /copalib/ themed roblox game
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>153208528Nao é mais fácil explicar pelo fato de que quase todo jogador mediano tem 1 ou 2 anos bons na carreira?Tipo Wellington Rato jogou pra caralho no Patético-GO e no Sao Paulo. 2 anos de ótimo futebol e acabouAlexsotan jogou pra caralho 2001-2002-2003 mas nunca foi nada além de uma faísca que durou 3 anos de ótimo futebol?França fazia 40 gols por ano durante 3 anos (1999-2001) dps sumiu e nunca mais foi bom jogadorAlisson era cotado como volante titular da seleção até 2024. Ele jogou bem 2023 e 2024 apenasAlessandro do Corinthians jogou 2 anos em alto nivel, melhor lateral direito do mundo, dps nunca mais jogou bem.Recentemente tivemos vários exemplos no Flamengo e Palmeiras. Vizeu era o melhor centro avante da américa por 1 ano e meio, sumiu e aposentou aos 27 anos.Raphael Veiga jogou igual Raí por 1 ano e meio.Gustavo Scarpa era o novo Rivelino por 1 ano e 6 meses. Mayke do Cruzeiro jogou 2 anos como melhor lateral do Brasil, dps virou um reserva de luxo do Igor Vinicius.Caio Paulista jogou 1 ano como verdadeiro mistura de Roberto Carlos com Bale. Nao adianta, todo jogador mediocre tem 1 a 2 anos bons na carreira e dps someGanso foi o Pelé canhoto de 2010 a 2011, dps nunca mais jogou nada
>>153208404>now
>>153209205I wonder if he knew how to speak guarani
>>153209205Maradona and Tite are completely different in pretty much every aspectAlso Maradona didn't buy these at Riachuelo
>>153209262instead he bought from some stoner at the beach wow big difference totally not faggy anyway
>>153208404>nownigga you ever been outside, I bet there are less people wearing them now than when I was a teenager like 20 years ago
>>153209314how many 60yo wore these stupid miçangas, Maradona was under 30
>>153209332well then you should specify you're talking about old men
>>153209332have it ever crossed your mind that Maradona and Tite would be in the same age group? 'Dona is 2 years olderhere's the coke fiend wearing a miçanga in 2019
Acabei de encontrar o John Textor aqui no Aeroporto. Falei sobre como era legal ver ele pessoalmente e que não queria ser o torcedor chato que fica incomodando na rua.ai ele disse "the same you are doing now?” (igual você tá fazendo agora?)fiquei sem reação e só respondi um "hã?" e ele ainda continuou me remedando "hã" hã"fiquei tão chocado que dei as costas e sai de lá, e o pior é que ainda escutei ele rindo no fundoslc, pior dia da minha vida
plasticbros, I feel called out
>>153209373wasn't this bitch a naciomal fan?
>>153209473There’s no club in my barrio
>>153209497Maradona? I thought he was a bostero or bichito idk
https://www.losandes.com.ar/deportes/dario-benedetto-tiene-nuevo-club-jugara-el-barcelona-n5978559Dario Benedetto joins Barcelona(Ecuador)
>>153209525replied to the wrong post I meant gordaska
>chilling at work>no news are good news>sudden HR email >it's just some bullshit seminar these bitches exist only to annoy
y las argenchinas, que opinan?
>>153209497Progreso, the commie teamOr at least it is what she saysThey won torneo de verano
>>153209262Both leftists
Gremio still has the biggest breast size per capita.
>>153209762Sorry lady, i have a girlfriend
Oblivion, from grimes, fear of the dark, from iron maiden and palmeiras anthem have basically the same idea behind it
I remeber when I enjoyed stuff like Iron MaidenTurns out, it was shit
>>153209980I thought bethesda had made oblivion
iron maiden, acdc, kiss, guns n roses, nirvana are baby's first rock band, can't imagine anyone over 16 enjoying these thingsit's cool as fuck when you're a teen tho
>>153210124do people seriosuly enjoy acdc? I thought it was just background noise for parties or something
>it is popular therefore it's badthat explains why you support an equipo chico
but enough about Velez, Athletico, Peñarol, Botafogo and Millonarios
>>153210195not because it's popular it's because it's literally just the same song over and over and over
okay I have to admit this is a little ridiculous
>Afleticos most expensive signing everCan he surpass craquis Arroyo, Gomez and Carbonero?
>>153210227All songs are the same song over and over againMusic was solved ages ago. There are like 7 notes tops, there's like 7^7 combinations of notes before you start repeating
>>153210274boomers would look you dead in the eye and say they don't make lyrics like that anymore
>>153210301sure but acdc is really the same fucking song over and over, it's not 7^7 it's 1^1
I don't like that people like things
>>153210274someone make the bean version I'm too tired
I dont want to eat your beans and rice no moreI dont want I smell your stinky farts again
>>153210331I thought ACDC was called like that because they did A-C-D-C chord progression
Brazilian lyrics:>bunda bunda tcherecheche>bunda bunda nessa vagabunda>bunda imunda feijao com saracatunga>bunda bunda tcherecheche>sua piroca bem profunda
Wow, that man looks so young!
>>153210369the only kid in brasiu that doesn't know how to do embajadinhas
Guns n Roses is a band whose lyrics are about fucking women and niggers, vocalist was raped and he dress like a gay on stage And we are supposed to believe this is not satanic or some type of CIA mind operation to spread schizophrenia
It's ok when tim maia does it (he was KGB)
Isabel Nascimento paid 600 reais to watch Taylor SwiftPlus 350 premium Uber from Santos to SP
>>153210124i r8 Iron Maiden desu
>>153210398tá duro dorme
creedence clearwater revival, now that's a band
Brazilian lyrics:macaco cidadão, macaco cidadãoescorrega na banana e cai no chão
>>153210398>Plus 350 premium Uber from Santos to SPactually cheap, specially if it's ida and volta
>smokes pipe jointI don't know the name of the band but it has a beagle flying on the cover, now that's a band, I think.
>>153210423I remember it when i was in Nam bro
>>153210423It's funny how our parents glorify 70s and 80s but the only good bands that exist were born after 1989Led Zeppelin is just like Coldplay with LSD
>>153210446youtube algorithm slopyoure a NPC
I pay R$ 16,90 to watch Isabel Nascimento
>>153210461If she opened an onlyfans she would make 100k per monthThe pardos who work 14 hours a day would give 30 to 100 reais per month to her
>>153210477delusional
>brazilians named their currency "real" to distinguish it from counterfeits
The MTGOW neet is like in some ways the early followers of JesusThey dont destroy the system, they dont support it either.They dont rebel, they dont accept it eitheir.They dont promote anything destructive or bad; they dont pretend that "I work therefore I can do whaetever I want with muh money"They keep prostitution low, drug abuse low, they dont give money to jews, etc. They are basically what early Christians were
>>153210459you should have guessed that by the pipejoint
black and red color scheme = man teamblack and white = gay team
>>153210532you only say that because your team meets the random criteria you elaborated
>>153210532flamengo is not a black and red team btwthey're black, red AND white, like san paolo
>>153210552>whiteOnly if you count the meiao
>meiaoReal people say this sith a straight face
Boca Juniors = time de vileros, low IQ, noisy brown people, Tevez tier faces, their only good decade was when headed by a white narco dealer which is a neoliberal jew like Milei and now they are back being laughstock of the world being humiliated in club world cup and by Alianza LimaTheir 2000s glories were an accident
>>153210594the shorts actuallyIt is written in the estatuto: Camisa listrada em vermelho e preto, calção branco e meias listradas em vermelho e pretonot to mention the away uniform and the old cobra coral shirt
black white and red means its club de todos it have gay and man too
Brazillian music be like:MacacoMacacoMacaco preto e agora vaiTchutchutchatchutchutchutcha
Flamengo signed Paquetá, a third-rate player, a TikTok sensation. He has 137 games and 23 goals for West Ham, a tiny, insignificant team that nobody knows, in three years. Paquetá is a mediocre player and isn't worth 42 million euros!
>>153210618nigga football is an esporte de vileros, low IQ, noisy brown people, Tevez tier facesBoca Juniors IS football
Boca club del povoFlamengo club dela globo
los primeros grandes™
>>153210844Brasileriaoua didn't exist before the 1980's, what false title is gallinho claiming?
>>153210844>1937One day CBF will try to gaslight us into thinking the Copa Açaí won by Remo in 1926 was the first Brasileiro
Sushibroooos
>>153210863if you remove the fax. atletico is still the first champion6 or half a dozen? you make the call
>>153210844>Putting Atletico Mineiro instead of Atletico PaulistanoKnown for its white and red colors, Paulistano won 11 Campeonato Paulista de Futebol titles over three decades. After becoming the only São Paulo club to win the state championship four times in a row, it was also the first Brazilian club to win an official national tournament, the Campeonato Brasileiro de Clubes Campeões da CBD, in 1920, and also the first to tour Europe, in 1925.
>>153210844>yfw you are in the list
beango
>>153210886>first to tour Europe, in 1925I think this counts as a mundial
>>153210886>O jornal O Paiz, edição de 25 de março de 1920, anunciava o início do "grande interestadual promovido pela CBD"sorry babe, that's a glorified copa verde ;-)
If intercontinental is mundial, interestadual is brasileiro
I domt wanna be buriedWith abbon danzieriI dont want to be called pato again
são paulo fc used to be called palmeiras
>>153210921big if true
magallanes is pronounced magayanes, magashanes or magajhanes?
>>153210901Unlike the mineiro one in 37, which was like…? Yeah exactly the same thing
>>153210923it's a half truth, so it's just medium, or average as i'd like to say
>>153210947Palmpablo sounds awful for a team
>>153210947it's true. this is an old photo of são paulo fc.
>>153210601This guy said he would never meow for anybodyTake a look at him now
Patetico is so pathetic that even in this FAX championship they were humiliated
>>153210953I have lost what little little respect ai had for San Pablo FC (SP)
>>153210976these kinds of scores were common in the dino days
>>153210844Contrary to popular belief, the past is constantly changingIt is the future that is unchamgeable because it never comes
>>153210869Ate o dia que essa merda cair
>A princípio, Luighi não deve ser reforço do Atlético Mineiro. O técnico Abel Ferreira não quer a saída do atacante para um clube Brasileiro.
And now the bigger Atletico showing how its done
>>1532109421937 was a professionalization push with two distinct regions representing the whole country, 1920 only had one region represented.
>>153210990vamos bbrrrt brrrrt btw
>>153210976this is like a 2-0 back in the days of escurinho, meia-noite and galo cego
>>153210953san poblo was founded in 1930, this is a completely different club
>>153211003Regions were different back in the daySao paulo was a part of the south
there isn't a clear consensus on when san pablo teams were created
>>153211011yes, as a merge of paulistano and palmeirassp continued playing on the old palmeiras pitch as usual
>>153211029by that logic, sao paulo used to be called S.C. Internacional
>>153211035sorry, wrong pic
>>153211035Sao paulo's real name is legion
>>153210976back then games regularly had 6+ total goals
COPEmy team NEVER lost a match by more than 1 goal
>>153211035>>153211040I don't see no "internacional" here
>>153211078Those teams were fusions of previous teams
brasileirao identity is worse than yugoslavia-bosnia
>>153211078Internacional fused with Antarctica (pay attention to the logo) who became CA Paulista who then fused with CA Estudiantes who became CA Estudiantes Paulista and then fused with Sao Paulo FC
>>153211128please delete this
>>153211128Is it true they count titles from before they were sao paulo proper?
>>153211128DO NOT LOOK UP ANTARTICA FC
>>153211141they don't, reallyI've seen some torcedores trying to claim Atlético Paulistano's titles but they're not officially recognized, as Paulistano still exists nowadays
>>153211013And regions weren't as important to national consciousness either. Other than the North-South divide, people didn't think too much of their identities in terms of regions as opposed to their states and cities.
my club has the same name AND colors since foundation, none of this autogynephilia identity crysis bullshit
>>153211152I mean, during colonization it was essentially two separate countries
My club killed a few kids in a fire to spare money and hire cebolinha
>>153211155your club was also relegated to série B
>>153211178watch out, I can deadname your club anytime and make your clitty leak like crazy
My club killed a few kids in a water to spare money and hire cascão
>>153211190kids well spent
>>153211190Inter or gremio
posso falar a verdade? some relegeations are asteriskedsorry it's the truth, someone has to say it out loud
>before relegation(*)>after relegation(0)
>>153211209Kek
>>153211167Even after independence. Land integration between the North and the South was precarious. The country was somewhat continuous between Porto Alegre and Belo Horizonte, but there was an immense gap between BH and Salvador that made the two parts of the country grow apart from each other.But the other subdivisions (which are now the 5 regions we know) were pretty much irrelevant. There was no kinship between Rio and Bahia despite both being part of the "East" for a while, and gaúchos didn't exactly feel like they had much in common with paulistas either.
kevin barnes is a genius. he shares the patamar of people like brian wilson
>>153211241what are some other music geniuses?
>>153211232intentional btw, ES is a buffer state
You now remember 2025.
Vitória had Hulk, Dida, Bebeto, David Luiz and there's some dude named Alisson at SportingDid any player ever come from Bahia?
>>153211399Daniel Alves
>>153211383I'm sorry but that year didn't count
>>153211399>Did any player ever come from BahiaBobô
Starting to think Bahia is an artificial club
Caxias weather will take care of grenal duo
Is there a more cursed club than Inter?>wins grenal do seculo and loses brasileiro to fucking Bahia>1 Brasileiro lost to Corinthians (robo historico)>1 Copa do Brasil lost Aflético (basically gave birth to those niggas)>Mazembe denying us of kino Inter vs Inter final>1 Brasileiro denied by Corinthians (edenilson 41 years)>ez 2023 copalib lost to fluminenseI'm only considering the ones who fell on their lapName a more cursed timeline among 2nd tier teams (aka non Palmengorinthians)I believe they got the most traumatic defeatsAny other contender?
>>153211455Is Vampeta a good guy? I rarely see brs talk about him (besides his cock)
Nah, it's Vasco I forgot>Brasileiro lost to Corinthians>ez Mundial lost to Corinthians>Libertadores lost to Corinthians>Copa do Brasil lost to Corinthians>Copa do Brasil lost to Flamengo>4 relegations while your rival keeps stacking trophiesInter is the 2nd most cursed then
>>153211504No. Inter are Brazil's biggest underachievers by a wide margin.
>>153211504corinthians are NOT on the same level as pal, sp and fla
Corinthians is the Tottenham of brasil big 12s
>>153211594>SP
>>153211606most international trophies, most mundiais and no relegationswhy would corinthians be there and not sp? most favelado fans trophy?
>>153211577The difference between Inter and Vasco is that Vasco get what they deserve. With the exception of the times Flamengo robbed them the Carioca, Vasco's results are compatible or even sometime above the club's merits. The reason why they don't win anything and keep getting relegated is that they're shit. It's that simple.Inter have a great record in pontos corridos but still don't win. They lost a title by a narrow offside in the final minutes of the Brasileirão. They got killed by Kennedy and Cano in the final minutes of a home game despite their best efforts. They had a championship turned over their heads and got robbed in the direct match against their rivals for the title. With Inter, it seems like no matter how good they get they'll never be good enough.
>>153211594>>153211616you can't read or you just have amnesia?>pontuação acumulada nos pontos corridos
which brazilian team should i support this season?i hate trannies and super rich clubs (ex: man shitty) by the way
lets stop bateu trivela around the bush the ONLY big team in brasil>never changed the name>won at least once every national and international>never went to la B>liked by everybody>has the biggest fanbase in their city and worldwide>kills children for funIf i have to spell it out for you, we have a problem.
>>153211640>i hate trannies and super rich clubs (ex: man shittybahia is the perfect choice for you
>>153211636oh you're retarded, never mind
>>153211618>it seems like no matter how good they get they'll never be good enough.damn, they're just like me
who's the biggest underachiever of argenchina that actually won something at some point?
>>153211678Racing, maybe Quilmes, Ferro or GELP if you count coursed teams
It's another season of journalists and experts picking Atlético as a favourite against all evidence.https://interativos.ge.globo.com/futebol/brasileirao-serie-a/especial/guia-do-brasileirao-2026
>>153211678GyELPthey only won once like 100 years ago and have been in the top flight for an extremely long time without winning shit
inter will never win brazilian whenever we are close the system robs us if edenilson was from corinthians they wouldn't mark that offside. 2005 even worse, Denied clear penalties and we had had legitimate goals disallowedIs it real that you fear inter, the only club to beat ronaldinho's barça and to be the undefeated brazilian considered the team of the 70s and was only relegated once if these two brazilians had won by us we were the greatest of all but the cbf is against us to make corinthians look good
>>153211710desu Atlético had a tremendous window, fizeram a limpasai:>Rony>Gabriel Menino>Caio Paulista>Fausto Vera>Biel>Arana>Saravia>Bruno Fuchsentra:>Renan Lodi>Alan Minda>Angelo Preciado>Alexsander>Mateo Cassierra>Maycon>Victor Hugo
>>153211769Calma
>>153211769you fumbled the bag against the worst river since 1890
>>153211013There wasn't official unified regionalization in 1937. Different ministries made different regionalizations. The standartized regionalization came in 1938 where IBGE was created.
>>153211710they quite literally didn't
Insituto do Bundas Grandes e Engraçadas
>>153211678BocaThey lost 6 libertadores finalsProbably a world record
Do NOT look up olimpia in copalib
>blue flagcold breeze of fresh air >green flag40ºc bean fart stinky feet miasma
>>153211909Ok. The original argument was : 1937 is the first national championship because there were teams from different regionsNow you say there wasnt a standardized regionalizationWe need to link the two things and conclude if 1937 was a national championship or not
they are soooo complicated
stroke moment
>>153212023>>153212011According to my friend copilotJuventus - 7 finals lostBoca 6Al hilal and robinhood 5Olimpia 4This could be the year boca ties juventus by losing la septima
>>153211570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8HnMJLvO3U
>>153212070>JuventusStop naming your teams like teams from other countries
>>153212093You think this is a list of brazilian teams? Is boca a brazilian team?
>>153212071>smugglin 5 litros of vodka out of the free shop in qatarhe good
>>153212111if you read copalib only brasileros talk about boca, so it's safe to assume it is.I dunno where you got that al hilal, maybe north? Near Tocantins most likely
>>153212112he took it literally
>2 hour meeting at company where i'm about to leavetime to play Tibia and post here
>non-fulbo posts
The second Pusher movie was way better than the first
>>153208517He is, clearly, better than both of them thoughever beit, and has a much higher potential. It would be much better to have these more experienced guys come off the bench in the 2nd half
what is the most beans and rice team of copalib?
>>153212071vampeta? more like gordeta kkk
>>153212041depends, who won?
>>153212356O campeão do gelo, clube atletico mineiro*cue michael jackson dancing*
>>153212284anal
>>153212361wait, you didnt have a brasileirao till 1959. sorry galo , doesn't counts
having irrelevant nonsense titles for a hundred years is the price the monos had to pay to actually have normal tournament and cup formats on present day
>>153203788LMAO GET BENT, BITCH
>>153212446unlike el produto, with 3 champions, 30 teams, 2 groups, some clasicos missed, and the 8th team being champion.
>>1532124728 anonwe have 8 champions each year, learn your shit before speaking up
>>153212455were you in la cancha or watching nfl mr textor.
Lads i haven't eaten anything since the morning because i'm gonna murder my estomago with the espeto corrido of Paulista Grill here in Asuncion.... wish me luck bros
>>153212472it was the price to pay for having three world cups and many copas americas
>>153212497I was at the cancha getting drunk as usual. I'm always there I just don't canchapost much cause I'm paranoid of selfdoxxing
>>153212051face goes well with the picture
>>153212522nice , 35 matches to go. I'll be around wishing your relegation.
>>153212514Ah pensé que estavas kangyAlso>espeto cogidoKek
>>153212414this is false btwsnoopes disproved it
>>153212243it didn't have the best character
>>153212603t. Kurt The Cunt
>>153212472that's the point our league is dogshit
>>153212514>espeto corridoYou Spaniards are so sexual.>Paulista Grillmega basado , buena suerte
the new trump stuff on the epstein files is pretty brutali hope this makes the dollar go up again, somehow
Thoughts?
>>153212961for a 2002 shirt it looks pretty good
>>153212961how much will it cost
Diniz my FUARKING hero <3<3<3
>>153212961Green instead of teal and problem solved
>>153212981current nike shirts cost R$499
>>153213245A Thailandese shirt is half of the price of that and is literally the same shirt fabricated in the same place as Nike
>>153213289"thailandese" shirts arent actuallymade in thailand
>>153213296I know but my point is that they are the same shit but half of the price
>noooo you can't tell the millionaire players to stop fucking around!!valeu beleza
>>153213040one of the most pathetic coaches in our recent history. Fuck Abel Lixeira and bokita for allowing him to have one copalib in his curriculum
^i say thisI also say many other things you might not know
>>153213305there's no such thing as thailandesethe correct therm in english is just thai
We are going to kill you
Brasileirao- vorcarãoLibertadores - madurãoCopa do mundo- epsteinzão
>>153213397I'm printing this and registering a boletim de ocorrência
pronto cala e boca fija
>>153213040Who was the previous coach?Also why did you write 433, diniz doesnt play 433
orcedor do Santos que imitou avião para torcida da Chapecoense é intimado e pode ser banido dos estádios por até 3 anos.O episódio aconteceu na última quarta-feira, na Arena Condá, em Chapecoense 4x2 Santos.O torcedor, que é membro de uma organizada do Peixe, irá depor na terça-feira. Se for condenado, pode ficar proibido de frequentar estádios no Brasil por até 3 anos.
>>153213425what if we just started ignoring this incidents?
>>153213433can't, I must play the victim card and hold moral advantage
>>153213425Is not a plane, is a peixe. a flying peixe.
>>153207604Not sure what this means but why are all the Rio teams so high while the Paulista teams are low?
>>153213603higher means suffered more humiliations
>>153213619I’m surprised Flamengo is so high, did they only become OP recently?
>>153213433It is proportional punishment
>>153213629yep, flamengo was strong in the 80s but became a joke in the 90s and 00s
>>153213662>>153213629flamengo was a small club before Zico and Globo
>>153213629They had a bad period in the 2000sThen they killed a bunch of kids , reorganized administratively and are perenially rich
>>153213419The school director cant do anything about this *jumps from the window falling down from the second floor*
>>153213425>can't move arms around my armpits while making OOH OHH noises>can't pretend I'm a plane and do plane soundsBrasilero arenas are literally 1984
>>153213695>reorganized administratively and are perenially richalso received 1 billion reais from globo from 2013 to 2017, without it the "reorganization" wouldn't work
>>153213750
>>153213749They already got a lot of money befofmre, inckuding petrobras money and were still a mess
