Because no one else wanted to make it I guess
First person for Finland
>salad backwards is lettuce
>>153201887i really really like this picture
power beats timingpower beats speedpower beats footwork
>reminder
>>153202035
Post epic moggings
>>153201887I tried to get @grok to edit this photo and replace the banana with Gane, didn't work out but it sure was a humiliation ritual for me, I need some mirror time
>>153202062Unintentional humiliation ritual.
>>153202062da fuc is up with doos hair in middle
>>153202062Who’s the gremlin in the background
>>153202062lmao pooru always wears solid black to look thinner. doo is like 275lbs
How does Diego Lopes do against the top 10 at lightweight?
>>153202146He's a wearing a kippa
>>153202190Who knows man. Dont worry about that right now
>>153202146That's a menorah
>>153202194idk what that means but it looks like dumb b
I could beat guru in a fight
>>153202230It's the little jewish hate jewish people wear when they are jewish
OHHHHH finna smash on some beans
Nigga eatin beans
About to heem my meng see you losers later
dana btfo eternally
>>153202190>TopuriaDiego gets knocked out cold >Garth Diego probably wins by sub >TsarukyanDiego gets wrestlefucked and bludgeoned on the ground chasing meme subs >CharlesProb Diego by TKO >HollowayMax 30-27 >PaddyProb Diego by decision >HookerDiego by sub >GamrotOutpoints Diego and wins narrowly >BSDCoin flip. Would be an incredible fight tbqfh >Fiziev Outpoints Diego >Moicano Diego heems him
>>153202190loses badly to ilia, arman, and max but beats the rest
>huge fight week >ufc finally available to the general public without massive paywalls >/heem/ is dead Dead general Dead sport
Who /heem/ got since /box/ is dead and gay now
>>153202478Hey man don't speak of the dead like that then
Benoit "God of War" Saint-Denis is THE most entertaining fighter in the Lightweight division of the UFC. Prove me wrong. Hold on: you can't.He WILL be champion soon. He walks through everybody in the top ten. Only Tsarukyan would give him a run for his money, but BSD is a WARRIOR and is not afraid to get into a WAR. Tsarukyan isn't ready for that "smoke". Furthermore he eats Topuria based on sheer SIZE alone. Benoit Saint-Denis is a CHAMPION in the makings. Screencap this, mark my words and remember them very well.
>>153202478Damn we had the same thought at the exact same time. Great minds B.
Well /heem/?
>>153202552Well, I would squish both of these jokers. In seconds.
>>153202572Ok but who wins and how
I told you Patchy Mix was doing big things in 2026.
>>153202478>>huge fight weekLook at the card lil bro
>>153202552How is this even a question Teofimo can't deal with Southpaws and Shakur is better than anyone he's fought Like he almost lost to fucking Sandor Martin lmao
>>153202640He beat THE fucking LOMACHENKO. The guy who fights like Neo from the Matrix. Shakur stank out the arena vs Santos. Didn’t look amazing in his last fight either.
>>153202488>>153202552who the fuck is them niggas this aint ufc
>>153202630If you called me lil bro in person you’d be eating through a straw for months
imagine watching or thinkingabout boxing. they can't even heem. i'm not watching a dozen rounds of pillowfist and clinching.
>>153202552>orthodox vs southpaw 126lb boxingover 10.5 rounds finna be -900 lol
what if you used your leg and foot as a strike, instead of your arm and hand?
>>153202687lololol i was exaggerating to make a point and its literally -800 over 10.5 rounds god boxing fucking sucks
>>153202591Me via ultimate double squishing. Give me all the belts. I'm unstoppable.
>>153202697Fights at the elite level can be entertaining for 12 rounds. If it’s not elite level and they aren’t brawling then it can be extremely boring. UFC has better mid tier talent.
>>153202714hard disagreecanelo vs crawford was the peak of /box/ as a sport and it fucking sucked theyre all too good defensively and theyre all small with pillows strapped to their hands only heavyweight boxing is good
>hard disagree>canelo vs crawford was the peak of /box/ as a sport and it fucking sucked>theyre all too good defensively and theyre all small with pillows strapped to their hands>only heavyweight boxing is goodt. Tafa brothee enjoyed
>So what do you do for work, anon?>Uhm, I deliver groceries on a bicycle. The pay is bad and sometimes I have to carry like 100+ lbs and cycle downhill on icy roads right next to traffic. The shit bike collapses and I fall sometimes. My colleagues are indians and blacks. If only I had listened to my mother.
>>153202770vastly prefer watching a sloppy 4 minutes followed by a knockout than 36 minutes of tapping that ends in a controversial decision
>>153202730Canelo and Crawford were both old and far past their best that wasn’t the peak of boxing. Bivol and Beterbiev fights were probably the best fights in the last few years.
why did they erase the video of masvidal pulling a charizard from the internet?
ITS UP YouTube.com
>>153202793>36 minutes of tapping that ends in a controversial decision This. Every big boxing fight…the judges score the contest >115-113 Golovkin >114-114 >118-110 Canelo
>>153202793What you'll actually get is two fat fucks gassing out in a round and then one of them giving up
>>153202833yesgive me hokit vs freeman over stevenson vs lopez no fucking contest
>>153202826At least the vast majority of the time you don’t have women on the card at all unlike mma
>>153202808>Bivol and Beterbiev fights were probably the best fights in the last few years.Truly. Thise were two phenomenal fights.
>>153202848yet still the 5 fight card takes 6 hours
>>153202843Don’t be ridiculous
>>153202478except for the finnish posters we have lives b
I'm gonna be real when a card has a heavyweight main event I just fucking skip itThe one time I watched one in the last 3 years was Aspinall vs Gane lmao
>>153202478with few exceptions we are all ranked ufc fighters, many of us booked for 325
>>153202870i will watch every shitty ufc fight this weekend i will not watch the “huge” boxing match featuring 36 minutes of manlets tapping boxing fucking sucks unless its heavyweights
Conor McGregor is essentially Nelly Furtado
>>153202861Because most fights on an mma card are 15 minutes long max and can often be inconclusive as to who actually won.
Going to weasel out of training today and there is nothing you can do to stop me
TRVKE
>>153202897If you are going to watch any boxing fight this year it should be this one. And I know Shakur can be a boring faggot, but this has the potential to be an all time hate watch for either side losing. The chimp out will be spectacular.
Gonna let you guys in on a little secret…Ruffy is not good
Javier Mendez is essentially Rick Rubin
>>153202908>Brandin AllenDoes he take it as a compliment or insult
>>153202915i respect boxing for the skill involved shit just aint for me would rather watch golf
>>153202908He can’t spell the Muslim names lol
Tatiana Taurus
>>153202908>>153202928Ali doesn’t actually tweet it’s all Garth
>>153202917But he's training with volk now tho surely that'll make him better
>>153202927Well if you’re a combat sports fan I would say it’s important to at least dip your toe from time to time. I agree about the heavyweights and it’s a shame there hasn’t really been much going on there recently. Hopefully some big match ups this year.
I treat heavyweights like WMMA
>>153202981They need Ngannou back so bad. Just for the Aspinall fight and thats it
>>153202908maycee brapper got mindbroken into titty implants and I reckon we'll be getting asshole behind thong by august. there is no way ali, just no way.
>>153202993nta but what they need back is roids
>>153203007Surely they’re all on it anyway
>>153203012I swear they had cut daukaus
>>153203012damn... dan hooker looks like THAT?!?!
im gonna do it since no one else will.CAN HOOKER
>>153202552Both these guys would get tapped out by CM Punk in one night.
Dana should have won the Nobel peace prize
>>153203029Daukaus stepped in on short notice against Demolidor in China
>>153203165Oh I dee
meng time
Heading to bj practice see you fags later
more like manel gape
>>153203215Bro come back you forgot the other j
>>153203029They did He came back and he’s 2-0 with two KO’s since
hoping my girl will let my meng in her schaubhole this weekend
>>153203007theyre all still roiding lmao
BUH BUH BUH DANEH GIB ME SEX
Dana owes me a refund for my years of PPV loyalty for this stab in the back
Dana White PPV forgiveness
Dana the Cameroonian cumslut
We don't slander Dana here newfags fuck off back to sheerdog
Gayna
El Dana, yifty yees ese
Natalia Silva tho
>>153203521Street beefs
dana whites puckered browneye starfished in front of me. simple as
*enters thread*
>>153203636thunderous hapsplosion b
>>153203521
>>153203521this is where ilia belongs desu
>>153203521holy fucking kwabola
Does volk only know how to make burgers what a fucking short order cook
>>153203680He can make guacamole too
>>153203680he has good leg kicks
Will our girl sanko be filling in for Joseph
How's that Lopez-Lopes parlay looking
>>153203705I'll be filling her in if you catch my drift.
>>153203521incredible technique
>>153203521yeah none of these guys have any chance at beating ilya
I really love dropping heem parlance in other threads and see them struggling to understand. It makes me feel superior.
I'm currently mid villain arc so don't fucking mess with me unless you want to get heemed stiff
>>153203551cookie monster 2.0
>>153203777I don't know if you call everyone daddies and start talking about street beefs they would think you're gay
>>153203777Checked
daddiego will beat vaginovski this sataday nite
Volk looks more Mexican than Diego
volk has bugs in his eyes
Volk has posted video of him making fresh guacamole. Can Diego say the same?
Volls woife is his husband
>>153203858Who's voll
honestly? and i'm just being honest here. most of volk's kicks look like performative taps that you could smack right out of the air. fuck that fucking piece of shit. but i could be wrong.
i mean volks wheres the lie?
Volks only path to victory is if he sneaks in that reddit brick
eating that volk burger
>>153203866I think you're wrong
I’ve been watching UFC with my GF and her dad like once or twice a month for over a year now and I CANNOT understand why anyone likes this or what you guys enjoy about it. Who gives a FUCK about these fights. The fighters aren’t me. Why do I care if they win or lose. Is this just all about gambling?
>>153203866why don't you do it then bitch huh huh huh fucKNING BITCH
i'm sorry man. i just get really passionate about strikes and particularly kicks. the idea of throwing strikes purely for the judges is so disgusting to me. it's like a mockery of the sport. it's basically scripted at that point. i know volk has giant tree trunk legs so maybe they're just heavy enough to hurt even with a tap. hopefully that's the case. kicks should always do damage.
Volk sucks.
hearing street level chatter that BSD has another staph infection... going to be a repeat of the poirier fight
street level cain
if volk doesn't fly to my house and kick me a few times to prove they do damage, i don't think i can even watch ufc 325 volkanovski vs lopes. all things considered i think this is reasonable. you have 48+ hours motherfucker. you have time. i know you lurk here.
BSD looks like he's 40 and a virgin
BSDDS
gaethje ended le staph meme and used his free eye poke, champ shit only
How does gaethe know two men can rape him if one holds him down
>>153202035damn still looks great for 44. seems like every other retired fighter starts to let themselves go almost immediately
>>153204002It's called HGH cazzie
>>153204034HGH isnt a cheat code my dyel friend. look at rogan's physique on HGH and spot the difference
>>153203990DC lost the battle but he won the war.
>>153204034roids or no roids, youd still have to work out
how would mr incredible do in the ufc heavyweight division?
Dude Game of Thrones is like anime for white people duuuudeee
I'm essentially Jamie Lanister
>>153202190young, hungry, no dramascan see him knocking volk out and making a few defences, he improves every fighttoo respectful though, needs to save the nice guy stuff for after the fight plays into volks hands
>>153204102u fuckin siblings
In a "drink a lot of beer while watching Arrogant Rookies get schooled by Maverick | Top Gun 2 LEGENDARY "Basic Fighter Maneuvers" Scene" mood
*casts Wingardium Leviosa in the thread*
alexander volkanovski has become the oldest man
>>153204102you're missing a hand?
>>153204312He fucks his sister and has tried to kill at least one child.
im essentially nothing
>>153204425chullachaqui ass nigga
if you can't handle the blood then get out of the cage, son
>>153204425Frankie looks like such a stereotypical new Jerseyian
ortega pulled out
LOW T CITY BAYBAY
>>153204582>ortega pulled outof ur mum heyoooo
those beans are heeming my schaubhole
Jiri Prochazka vs
Alex Pereira 6
just introduced Jiri to beans
beans vs Prochazka 2
ayo dis nga eatin beanz
Jiri Barta
fight week and this is what yall got? some corny ass jokes? come on man
chewing on the bars of my enclosure
me vs bean haters
>>153204842Hey man just chill a little bit, eat some nasi lemak, have a cup of teh tarik and just enjoy life some alright
>>153204873yeah alright ill do that, thanks
>>153204888HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>153204888Kind of an analgy for the current global climate. Food for thought.
>>153204888the spirit of chinggis khan heemed dat y boi
>>153204888Excuse me, good sirs, but can someone explain to an un-educated Dalit what was the cause of this knock out? Thank you in advance.
>>153204732Holyl fuck
Woke up this morning Got myself a gun
gun means penis
>>153204981I think he turned his button off
>>153205102Nah fuck that
>>153205126
>>153205138
>>153205138imagine if The Big Guy cared about mma
>>153205138>cryback
>>153205138UFC is so gay. Ryback would kill everyoen
Ryback with former UFC welterweight CM Punk
You guys are SO funny. Holy shit how are you so funny?? Came here to talk MMA and here I am holding my sides because I’m laughing so hard
153203911153203924153203949samefag good on /heem/ for providing zero (you)s
>>153205282you finna know it !!!
Casuals gtfo my heem sub
>>153205326Bodybuilders can’t fight Kick them in the knee and they’re crippled Or just jog in circles for 30 seconds and they gas out
>>153205326If you asked a random person who would win, I think they would ask if either of them are trained in martial arts. ufc1 was a paradigm shift moment where before of which people expected the bigger muscle guy to win. but after, people expect whoever trains ufc to win
>>153205308now two people itt know you're a schizo, i fear
>trains UFC
WE. ARE. LIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/live/IPLr0GZRXKw
>>153205381>weigh ins 48 hours before the main event What the fuck is this scheduling
>>153205381Nice keylogger faggot
chris benoit saint dennis the menace
nah fuck JewFCRIZIN global run starts now Sakakibara finna overthrow Ari's Empire
>>153205399?
>>153205416schizophrenia don’t worry about the leaf
Volkschwitz looking rough
Last time I was 145 pounds was in high school I would starch these dudes
god give me every
>no wmma on the card>no sankoif you watch these weigh ins you're gay
Yizha has made weight (145.5)
Jacob Malkoun has made weight (185.4)
Tai Tuivasa has come in 500kg over the weight limit
>>153205485Seems unlikely that would make him 630kg which is very large for a human
>>153205497island gigantism b, look it up.
bsd finna destroy hooker sorry kiwis!
some fighters are denser than others
had no idea elekana was a burger thought he was from down under
The Balkans have the best fighters in the world and the biggest cocksSorry everyone else you're 2nd place
>>153205543Only one bill what a cheap cunt
no one who boils burgers has a huge cock
He's not actually slovenian
how many grams of protein should tai tuivasa consume per hour?
>>153205694Clearly AI Jiri didn’t have this hairstyle when they fought
>lying on the internet
Watcha eatan brehs?
>>153205746yes he did retard
>Tai Tuivasa (265.5) That fat fuck is getting heemed again. Had to cut to make the HW limit
>>153205780Is that raw salmonSeems like a waste to put that on a bagel. The thickness would clash with the delicate salmon texture
>>153205797it's lox bappa
Out of a shoe?!?
Tai Tuivasa put Gane on his arse
arman lost to gayrot lmao
>>153205780lox bagel b?taste
>>153205838
>>153205849wydm? aint no shame in losing to GOATrot
>>153205543fucking wogs
>>153205849only unanimously
australia's only champ is a slav lol
gaethje vs pimblett 2https://youtu.be/qW7H9XQvGFg
Malaysia's only fighter slobs on BWC
>>153205878I wish we had as many great fighters as malaysia :-(
>>153205878Australians are too smart to fight and get brain damage. The average Australian likes theoretical physics and philosophy not fighting like a animal
>>153205902what about jack smega nigga
Yuo guys remember that band Phoenix? Man
>>153205930only that one song
>>153205896please stop thinking about white people's penis>>153205901ikr, you'll get there at some point>>153205914a wog, a wonk-nosed wog at that
>>153205942>please stop thinking about white people's penisTell that to Jihin
>>153205948woman thought about penis, wow more news at 12
>>153205953She does more than just think about it
>>153205986so do you apparently
When the fuck is Khamzat going to defend his belt?
can dan hooker?
been here 400 million years cunt
>>153206040Nah, fuck that
>>153205939That whole album was good b
tai tuivasa is a horrifically obese lightweight
Why can muay thai fighters have careers that last hundreds of fights beginning when they're kids, but the top MMA fighters only usually take one or two fights a year?
just how shit are mma fighters
dude did a towel trick and got caught
We're going down, down in an earlier round, and sugar we're going down swinging
Is our dragon ball z bro kai kara kino on this banger
>>153206170Kai Kara Krillen
>>153206096Lmao @ when they said >122.25 official weight What a fuckin tard
>>153206253Meant for >>153206133
>>153206133White Maoris like this guy and KKF seem like the most annoying people on earth. Constant identity crisis and they make it everyone else’s problem
>>153206133>ask for the screen cuz ur barely gonna make 126>weigh 122 hahahaha
>>153206278same thing with white "aboriginals" in Oz
cheating on the scale is not the maori way
I wish I was a native south Pacific Islander
>>153206300I watched Alone: Australia and it was fucking comical how every white contestant had a story about being 1/16 abo or some shit
>>153206300I watched Alone Australia and every white contestant had some sob story about being a fraction aborigine. It’s like a fetish
>>153206332>>153206348
>>153206332>>153206348heard you the first time though
volk can not ski
>>153206387ngl a nigga looking hella wonked rn
volk can skiezdemir
conspiracy: volk is actually tall but hunches 6+ inches at all times
>>153206417hmm kinda like sasori, whomsts is actually really pretty but takes the form of this weird hunched over ugly guy
>UP for 10 hours>83 viewsOh dear... Poor dana...
>hmm kinda like sasori, whomsts is actually really pretty but takes the form of this weird hunched over ugly guy
We don't post selfies here
>>153206495But we do post pictures of ugly freaks.
WTF!??!?!? They cut Patchy Mix? wow the potential......
gane is naruto
Nigger heil Adolf Hitler kike
>>153206432>>153206488Did you post that just so you could soi yourself?
Born to a Jewish family,[4] Emanuel was raised in suburban Wilmette, Illinois. Emanuel is the brother of former mayor of Chicago, Presidential Chief of Staff and U.S. Ambassador to Japan Rahm Emanuel, American oncologist and bioethicist Ezekiel Emanuel, and sister Shoshana Emanuel (who was adopted). His father, Jerusalem-born Benjamin M. Emanuel, was a pediatrician who was active in the Irgun in Mandatory Palestine.[5][6] His mother, Marsha Emanuel (née Smulevitz), was a civil rights activist, and the one-time owner of a Chicago-area rock and roll club.[7] During his third grade at school, Ari was diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia.[8] To supplement instruction at school, his mother spent many hours helping him to learn to read. She hired tutors and private instructors to give him private reading lessons at home.[7][9] Emanuel attended New Trier High School and graduated from Macalester College in 1983.[7][1]
>>153206508Being an ugly freak doesn't bypass the no selfie rule. Delete.
Ari Emanuel's father, Benjamin M. Emanuel, was a senior member of Irgun, a paramilitary terrorist organization that would provide the foundations for Mossad. He was their acting correspondent in Chicago.Coincidentally his wife was also a active member of the local civil rights movement.Also coincidental hoe each and every one of his sons would see positions of significant influence in the american government and american culture in general
Having re-watched it a few times, I can say with confidence that Paddy won, by a lot.
Heroes! Beautiful smiles
Aridaddy won
Ari is just a lapdog, the people who control the UFC and Zuffa don't paint a target on their heads, it's like how people who run the world aren't the politicians you vote for, Gane talked about this.
>>153206899somehow I dont believe that a jew on the top of an org is a lapdog
>>153207060quiet moloch
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>>153207060A CEO isn't a top guy, they are just lapdogs, the CEO of google is some indian, do you genuinely believe the google shot caller is some pajeet?
real niggas (like me) watch ufc: incorporated auto dubbed from brazilian to AI english
nibbas me like "hey guys! rate my food!"and it's just keto, pufa, and greens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgMzX6xIE8Q
danghteru?
>>153207471thought the lil girl was rose
>>153205413When PRIDE did this they folded in a year, of course there was Yakuza corruption involved (as if it isn't now kek) but I hope it goes well
>>153205828Lox is salmon bro
>>153207510Holy mogDiego Poopze looks like a corpse next to Aleksander the Great
>>153207504Damn he looks diced! Someone get this dude an oiled up brick and some beef!
>>153207471These are some real bottom of the barrel stats
>>153207612he shaved for the 314 weighings but not this 325
>>153207772Oh dear.....i fear that high test. hairy Volk might actually decapitate Diego
>>153207612Beef is carcinogenic
>>153207772giant dick on the left
o shit did anyone notice knox hydrate on the scale? DDPs company
>>153207801so is being a little bitch bro
>>153205413they arent ready for how slimy dana white is. they dont understand that he has literally nothing else in his life except this podium where he gets to stand up and everyone pays attention to what he says even though he rips everybody off (including all his fighters) and has never fought a round in his life himself. dana white deserves to get cancer and die
rizin could offer a jap whore to every fighter and boom everyone wants to fight there
>>153207541yeah heres hoping all goes well>>153207920i mean yeah fuck dana and all but im pretty sure isnt the shot caller anymore
>>153207801What about Camel?
>>153207920rizin, one, and pfl actually have an opportunity to do something here since UFC is out of the ppv market now.
alright, going to bed nowgood nite
>>153207985
>>153207958brother was not very convincing. volk should stick to fighting, because that's where he really shines. leave cooking to jamie oliver and acting to steven seagal
Brehs. I present to you:Imagine paddy vs gooby at the whitehouse
paddy the daddy
Gooby the Booby
The day PIGrucels SHAT their DDPs.
ACK ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
bahtbros...WE ARE LIVEor at least the stream is, not sure what time the bahts actually start
>>153208380
Good morning ONEchads
No ONE watches that crap
TWO chads
ONE Friday Fights 140 Full Fight CardKongchai Chanaidonmueang vs. Thway Lin Htet (Muay Thai – strawweight)Sonrak Fairtex vs. Buakhiao Por Paoin (Muay Thai – bantamweight)Sanit Aekmuangnon vs. Isannuea ChotBangsaen (Muay Thai – flyweight)Sanpet Sor Salacheep vs. Jaradchai Maxjandee (Muay Thai – flyweight)Imam Gadzhiev vs. Rungruanglek TN Muaythai (Muay Thai – flyweight)Pepsi Sor Jaruwan vs. Petmuangdet JaTikUbon (Muay Thai – flyweight)Yara Saleh vs. Zoe Neuschwander (Muay Thai – strawweight)Antar Kacem vs. Hamza Rachid (Muay Thai – bantamweight)Viet Anh Do vs. Jean Claude Saclag (MMA – flyweight)Chen Jiayi vs. Hiroki Naruo (kickboxing – flyweight)Edilson Rodrigues vs. Retsu Sashida (kickboxing – flyweight)Chalamkaw Team Mehdi Zatout vs. Ranma (kickboxing – bantamweight)Waldi Britez vs. Kazat Alymbek Uulu (MMA – bantamweight)Henrique de Almeida Cabral vs. Koki Ichikawa (submission grappling – middleweight)
no heavyweight = no watch
One fucking championship lets watch it right now
>>153208438Her opponent Satoko Ozawa was not a 2 time winning kickboxing champion.Matter of fact, she has a pretty bad W/L ratio at 0.44Satoko Ozawa: Total professional kickboxing fights: 43Wins: 12Losses: 27Draws: 4
>>153208430Clozapiggy demands representation!
>>153208425>(submission grappling – middleweight)if you think you've seen levels...you aint seen nothing yet
Wmma ''fans'' got to be the most pathetic in here, to pretend to like something just to virtue signal, you are a faggot, not even pakibong stoops that low
WE cannot follow THEM.
Hey heem, I was good friends with the "hookerfag" unfortunately he has since passed away (likely an overdose) i know he used to make threads here dedicated to his favorite fighter dan hooker. I don't follow the ufc that much and didn't know Dan was fighting until yesterday, but in case you were wondering thats why there haven't been many. I can try and carry the torch and make some the next time there's a Dan hooker fight week but yea...
>>153208638what are we gonna do about it?
https://youtu.be/1THqJzNMMNM
in theory you could grow thick sasquatch hair all over your body that blocks all strikes? why are there no fighters doing this?
jon anik lowkey carries the UFC
>>153208691Lfg BSD-bros. Total hookerfag death
ONEchads its time
ONEclitties time to douche out bacon gapes!
>>153203521OHHH THE TWO GREATEST LIGHTWEIGHTS ON THE PLANET
do you people actually like ONE or are you being contrarian on purpose?
this has to be the coldest its ever been in the worldimagine if there was a toronto card right now and the fighters are like wow its really cold in canada
we have fear factor logo at home ass niggas
>>153208824Vancity chads stay winning
heem leggygood scrap
whats kai asakura doing on ONE? lol
>>153208846are we really though
>>153208898nah we suck
>>153208573valentina is literally one of the best fighters in the history of the sport. she happened to be born a woman, which means she cant be tested against men but thats nothing against her. she isnt good for a girl, shes just fucking good and if you disagree youre a cazzie.
The Raja Jackson situation.
these chiggas swangin
>>153208966Her fights fucking suck ass Valentina is arguably the most boring fighter of all time. Khamzat vs DDP is better than basically every Valentina fight
>>153203810Lopes is apezillian, you retardo.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
there needs to be a paradigm shift where soulless fighting is so shameful that it isn't worth winning fights fighting like a nerd. i think its up to /heem/ to architect this shift, starting with being mean to fighters for being gay. phase 2: threatening their sponsors with boycott
>>153209094what sponsors
dude did a sideways cartwheel kick and got heemed after
>>153209111monster, etc
heem quitty lmfao that was fucking pathetic
HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEM
What you call boring others may call inspiring and exciting What you call fun others may call sloppy and low level
BAHT
>>153208464Im sorry but she's g unit certified your opinion is irrelevant.
>>153209041most lamentable indeed
>>153209310I call sloppy low level and boring Paddy vs Gaethje
I liked the gold gloves.
morans of the world unite!
>>153209534>smashes burger with brickWOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOO
They get like 2 days to rehydrate for this one. Think they factored that into their target weight for the fight? They could afford to come in a little heavier and cut to the brink of death since they have have a ton of time to recover.
>>153204981Clipped the temple with the right
>>153209629>the templeRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>153209647
>>153202062Adin Ross in the yamalka
>>153209606the deciding factor will be which fighter trained with Dolce Diet
>>153209647just stop posting you miserable crab
>>153202908Taurus? Dana signed a Ford Taurus!
>>153209664he hit him behind the ear you fucking mong
James Kara France
Fiziev definitely fucked that proud abo woman
pepsi btfoBAHT
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEM PEPSI
>>153204888>>153204981Better angle>>153209629Retard>>153209647>>153209664Dumb retard
>>153209727Ok then why not just say "actually it was behind the ear not the temple" like a normal person?
>>153209768who are you, his boyfriend?
>drinks the VBs>smashes the patty>exits
>>153209790people just wanna know why you're such a sperg
>>153209761
>>153209647>>153209761community college failed you
>>153209928>It is located on the side of the head behind the eye between the forehead and the ear.>the temple overlies the temporal bone as well as overlying the sphenoid bone.if you actually read the wiki you got that image from you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself further
>>153209996sounds like you just can't read. the temple is where the 4 bones connect but it can be used to describe a larger areabut okay he punched him in the temporal area
The Brilliance of Alexander Volkanovski
>>153210039>it can be used to describe a larger areano it can'tplease stop embarrassing yourself
love seeing women hurt each other
Dooks holding that spear reminded him of holding Izzy's big black meat.
Volk is a grandmaster of mma but Lopez is a crazy young nigga Mexican with everything to gain and no regard for his long term healthBut we want to see *checks notes* evolev..? Christ it must be hard being daner
Volk is an albatrossLopes is a seagull
will be watching the royal rumble tomorrow
wonk leg
>>153210134we're anonymous. there is no embarrassment. stop being socially anxiousbut honestly I just guessed cuz the first angle wasn't great
>>153210311the angle was perfect you're just a fucking retard
Alexander Volkanovski, the sweet and tender hooligan
The best posts don't get (You)s so as to preserve their dignity
>be paddy >scousers don't get knocked out>get dropped 5 times>accumulate years worth of cte in a single fighthe's getting knocked out the next fight.
>>153209800>>153209818Is this really the most normal looking person in Australia they could find to be a talk show host ffs bunch of shovel faced mfs down under
>Hooker, Dariush and Chandler are still ranked in 2026when did you accept that fighting simply doesn't have a talent pool?
Can alex win?
>>153210157Lopes isn't mexican
>>153210492>THE most entertaining fighter in the Lightweight division of the UFC. Prove me wrongI don't like him
In the Bin(oit)
>>153210632Mexican is a figure of speach
>>153210157>Christ it must be hard being danernot really. once you understand the rules he lives by you see how easy his life really is. all he does is make you pay as much as possible while paying his fighters as little as possible. he just takes the guys he personally likes (e.g. people other than evloev and arman) and makes them fight for his amusement. then he will get on stage and lie about things until his bank account grows. its that easy.
Watching an interview with Joshua Van and you realize "damn this chigga stupid"
No, its hard being Sean Shelby the weakest of the big 4 in both stature and shot calling ability
>>153210613Kill yourself nigga
>>153210681No it's not it's a nationality
>>153210681more like figure of peach
Anyone got any papahkas going?
BAAAAAAAAAAAHT
Get it the joke is Schaub
>>153210762man shut yo mouth
fuck you guys im going to a bar
>>153209664>>153209928What we call the "temple" is the name for the temporal muscle... in front of the ear. The temporal bone covers from in front of the ear to behind the ear. It's called that because it's the part of the skull in front of the temporal lobe.How stupid do you feel? NEVER try to sound smart here again. Mind your betters and keep your eyes looking down at the floor when you address me.
temple of loveshine like thunder
Fiziev has a very interesting idea of trash talk
>>153210826He seems like a sex pest
>>153210343nah it was an overhead low res angle and no amount of hoatile autism will change that
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
Lmao the tattooed maori from CKB got caught cheating at the weigh ins
>>153210845>hoatileOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHblind retard
Fight week where are the r/heem picks?
>>153210930Cheers Slow Sport News!
>>153203521d-level sport with d-level athletes
paddy pimblett will rise from the ashes
>>153210989no longer. look up an up and coming contender named gane. he's been documented succeeding in every major sport. this is a new era.
I thought maori were a people of honor.. I guess not I fear.....
gane couldn't make it in european basketball
>>153211089yuropeens (except balkanovskis for some reason) are terrible at niggaballs, so hes not losing out at anything
"I'm Rafael, son of Salman, son of Ali Akbar, I'm from Azerbaijan and I'm gonna hit you with my hands, with my elbows, with my knees and with my kicks. You're gonna feel that, you're gonna feel that after tomorrow. And I'm ready and I smile when I'm going to battle my bro. Let's go."
>>153211137gay ass
fiziev vs poofy is going to be boring
Got 100 bux in my pocket life is good
>>153211074He flunked out of the French basketball league
spent 600 euros on retarded shit, life is bad
Alex pereria makese proud to be a mason
gane's lung collapses if he breathes too hard
gane fight week
>>153210492I cannot prove you wrong. Nobody can. I kneel in front of the God of War....
Good job retards, he's retarded now!
>>153211260This was established long ago
>>153211189I feel exactly the same way
>>153211280>that stupid editing of the eggs breaking>that lame ass scrambled eggs with no extra ingredientsWhy even post that? Fuck I hate this retard. To think I used to rate him. He's a faggot and a fraud and he deserves LOSS
Aiemann Zahabi makes me proud to have borwn skin!!
Levels.
Next therd anyone want to discuss the Two Straws Podcasts latest episode with me?
I want to discuss Havana syndrome and other forms of DEW's
I hate Anik's "one more sleep" bullshit. Has this dude ever heard of naps?
uhhh... surely us PRIDE le slop kino glazzers aren't criticizing the Paddy vs Gaethje fight... r-rright heem? Surely we actually watched PRIDE FC and not just a few 10 second highlight compilations... right /heem/?.... /heem/?
>>153211280thats bisping who had damaged/detached retina. tom's is made up where the doctors can't actually find anything wrong, they can just take note of the symptoms he's describing and trying to treat it from there like with the steroid injections.
>>153211491No one under 50 has seen a Pride fight. Go start a family.
people forget about payton talbott
>>153211517My point exactly. Yet we (you included) like to pretend we've watched every Pride card and make believe that they weren't slop striking and lay'n'pray the majority of the time. We're so pathetic.
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>>153211543talmbout payton talmbout b?
>>153211543I still can't walk straight
