SERIE A ROUND 23>Friday, 30th January 202620:45 S.S. Lazio - FC Genoa>Saturday, 31st January 202615:00 Pisa - US Sassuolo18:00 Napoli - Fiorentina20:45 Cagliari - Hellas Verona FC>Sunday, 1st February 202612:30 Torino - Lecce15:00 Como - Atalanta18:00 Cremonese - Inter20:45 Parma - Juventus>Monday, 2nd February 202620:45 Udinese - AS Roma>Tuesday, 3rd February 202620:45 Bologna - AC BbilanReminder to keep it comfy, write down the account number of your club's slush fund, buy Nick Peesilly stonks and kidnap each Serie A football painted red
negru
nihao
megru
oy vey turn the kipat barzel on, this is unacceptable!
such antisemitism by bologna
the eagles could not go ahead :/
Er Palato
a moment of silence for my Ducci
Bad thread
By Gasperini's third year at La Maggica, Roman radio stations will be so lacking in controversial content that they will give up and broadcast Renato Rascel's greatest hits instead
>>153202430Also Shaqueel's knee just died
>>153202430>>153202449Forgot pic, heartbreaking stuff
>>153202449>>153202461so now we just have to call it eel's knee and that's it?
Can't believe we made it. >>153202443There's still going to be Bandecchi's radio hating on Gasperini just because he asks their buddy Massara to sign players.
where were you when sha was queeli was updating nick peesilly's wiki page wen duccio ring'sha is queel''no'ik ook????
>>153202558It may be the fever but I dont understand this
Definitely not the lack of nutrients
>>153202608It's funny because Duccio would also prefer not to understand it
that would be 90million so no way this talento will sign for serie asshole
serie goatse
10 - Among the Italian teams that have participated in European competitions every season over the last 10 years, Roma is the only one that has always advanced past the group stage/league phase: 10/10 across the Champions League, Europa League and Conference League. Certainty.
>>153202430instead of calling it Totaalvoetbal, how about Totaalmeatbal?
>greek superleague 4 teams>eradivisione 1 teamwhat causes this?
>>153202722It says super right in the name
>>153202722Dutch youngsters no longer play in the streets as they used to, they'd rather stay indoors and drain the wells of Africa through AI prompts
>sfinter buying a 37 year old Perisicwhat's wrong with this league
>>153202829stannah stairlifts are included in the kit sponsors' supply
>>153202829they were too slow to get dzeko back so they settled for a younger model
Franco sends his regards you dumb Slavic bitch
>>153202824All Dutch kids do is empty the drugs out of the containers that are unloaded here
>amorim to genoa
>>153202829an unfair circmustance must be corrected he was their mvp back when they lost the league to the worst team to have won the seria piolis milan
>>153202926and his first name... phwoaras a whole it beats even that of the Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome
>>153202829We want the America Online audience, problem with that?
>>153202461the good news is, the Eredivisie level is so low that he can get by even playing without a knee
>>153203559True, but at least it's enjoyable to watch
whos excited for zeki celik
>dogshit absent mercato killed /seriea/ overnight
>Racing de Avellaneda, led by President Diego Milito, has set its sights on an Italian football talent: the Argentine club has made an offer for Roma's Mattia Mannini, currently on loan at Juve Stabia. 3 million and 40% on the resale to Roma.the absolute state of shitalian footy
>Dumfries have a €25 million release clause for the summer
>>153207863I could have sworn it was active this summer, he’s obviously breddy gud but all the richfag pl clubs are obsessed with young players and the other ones Denzel himself probably wouldn’t want to join, so I don’t think he ends up moving anywhere unless the Saudis want to buy him
Good morning!>Tresoldi spoke to MilanNews.it: "Milan, wait for me, one day I will come. For me, you are greater than Real Madrid and Manchester City."AC Milan want to hijack PSV Eindhoven’s move to sign Alphadjo Cissé. The player, currently owned by Hellas Verona, would then be loaned to Catanzaro until the end of the season.>AC Milan and Crystal Palace have reached an agreement for Mateta for €30M. Mateta has an agreement with Milan for a €3-3.5M+bonus per year contract.In the last few hours, an Arab club has also come forward for Milan’s No.8, but the proposal was immediately rejected by both Loftus-Cheek himself and the Via Aldo Rossi hierarchy.>AC Milan are stepping up negotiations to extend Pavlović’s contract.One renewal leading to another, Igli Tare is also working to quickly finalise the Fikayo Tomori file. A new contract until 2031.>The same contract length but with a significantly increased indeed tripled salary is planned for Bartesaghi, who has gone from being a promising full-back to a key player in the team. An inevitable step to fend off dangerous interest from the Premier League, in particular from Arsenal.Pulisic's contract includes an option for Milan to extend his contract until 2028.>Maignan, more decisive for the renewal: the signing of the new contract until 2031 (or 2030 with option) is expected between today and tomorrowAlso at half a banana and some zwieback. We are back
Ferraribros... Adrian Newey cooked and cooked hard...
>>153208038>honda engine after regs resetNah I'm chill
What if grimolli has Q clearance and he knows shits about to go down and it wouldn't be wise to make any winter purchases
>>153208051>implying the Ferrari engine isn't as unreliable as Honda'snone of the Ferrari powered teams ran full power or go hard with the engine modes so far, Mercedes on the other hand did and put up a great amount of laps
>>153208058ngl the engine is the least of my worries
>"If I feel comfortable in the car, I'm not driving fast enough. Don't ever be comfortable, because if you are comfortable you are not pushing enough." - Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton
>>153208078I'm sure he won't feel comfortable in a ferrari these days, but for the wrong reasons
>>153208069It very much should be lolUnless they have an ace up their sleeve they already a ~15hp deficit to Mercedes' engines AND reliability is still a question mark
The Milan gazump for Mateta is genuinely a hilarious plotline
For me, it's Saber mateta jJ
>Champions League draw: Juventus vs Galatasaray.
>>153208463Better than against Club Brugge imo, knowing this team we never know though
>The transfer of Italian talent Alphadjo Cisse to PSV Eindhoven is nearing its final stages. Approximately €8 million (€6.5 million plus €1.5 million in bonuses) is how much the Dutch club will pay Hellas Verona.
>>153208463who will plough Juventus' half of the pitch this time? Kean's dad?
>>153208584The new Ferrari lole
>>153208463giganegru'd>>153208577rip babbynegru
>Nkunku remains on the market. Milan has set the price: 35 million, the goal is to avoid booking any capital losses. In internal meetings, the club is also evaluating the option of opening up to an expensive loan for 6 million. Roma is interested.Tonight the Milan call blocked the Alphadjo Cissé-PSV operation. Milan is trying to figure out how much the total operation could amount to, they tell me 10 million including bonuses. Milan is in, it's not yet close to the finish line, but it's trying>Milan blocks Mateta. Between Milan and Crystal Palace, the negotiation is in an advanced stage. The Rossoneri club wants to try to bring him to Milan already now, in case it aims to book him for June
>Evan GuessandHe’s an SS lel what are these clowns even doing
>>153208756Jesus lmao
>>153208766He’s one of those guys who had a good season as a systembabby and then flops in the pl because they play him out of position
guess and find out
>>153208756So is the ICEman but Spalletti fixed him
>>153208756At this point, why even bother sign someone lol
>>153207863he is strong mind so doubt he will go full merchant
>Atalanta getting €40m from the Turks for Lookmanelite jewry no one does it like them
Marmotta league draw
>>153208948That billion euro debt won't repay itself goy
>>153208948>implying that the destroyers of Italy Bodo Glimt won't claim another victim
>Kolo Muani still hasn’t given up hope of returning to Juventus. - @FabrizioRomanoKangoo...
>>153208948>playing in Norway in February
>>153209211he may have to get used to the EPL benches at this point
>Juventus and Bologna in talks: Joao Mario-Holm swap possible
>De Zerbi wants off the Marseille rideAnother Scamsuolo PhD meets his fate
>Duran to LilleLmao Grimolli is ten times worse than Grimtoli, Paralisi and 'bini combined
>SinnerOH NEE NEE NEE NEE
For me? It's Daisy Edgar-Jones.
worried by budu. they owned big teams in evropa ligg last season
>Matette to bbilan>Zingarovic clublesswatch him renew for 14234 comollions because he couldn't buy a single decent striker lmaofuck this club
What is grimolli doing lol we were memeing at first but holy fuck
Wtf, Muttuidi hacked the CL draw??!?
>Como want Baralla: the midfielder's arrival from Empoli's youth team is closeNew Barella just dropped
>>153210810hairline status?
>>153210810many more are needed given the state of Italian football
KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmo how the fuck am I meant to remember the spelling of przyborek when he scores
>>153210909By making up a funny nickname for him like the rest of us do, call him the Toileteer or something
>pavma bought nicolussi he wasnt the luckiest guy till now
>Nkunku has been offered to Napoli by an intermediary, but Napoli have other plansAC Milan have identified José María Giménez as a potential signing for this summer. An informal inquiry has been made to assess his situation and the possibility of a move in the upcoming transfer window. The deal could be completed for under €30 million.>Defender Malick Cisse is at Casa Milan to sign his contract!Nathan Aké & José María Giménez are the two priority names for AC Milan to strengthen the defensive sector.>Agreement reached between Mateta and Milan, Mateta has put on hold all the other proposals that have come his way, especially the one from Nottingham Forest which, however, has put on the table an important contract. The very last go-ahead from Palace is still missingWoke from my nap. I lost 3kgs in three days. Now I'll watch some best-of yt videos of Mateta to see if I rate him. After that it's either watching some movie or playing fifa
>>153211226
>The agreement for Davide Frattesi to Nottingham Forest, at final stages between clubs on loan with buy option. It’s up to Frattesi to decide, as revealed earlier. Inter in active talks to sign new midfielder only if Frattesi leaves.You really can fail upwards huh?
Isn't that the first thing they teach PolSci students?
>>153211385Wait, you get to learn something useful in PolSci?
>the Toileteer
Sinne-ACK
Camerda should get this haircut
>>153211505Desperately needs the Turkish grand prix back
>>153211537Hair have too much drag, balding is a good thing
Dubs and I buy a DIY kit to turn my favorite mechanical keyboard into my favorite electrocapacitive keyboard
>OFFICIAL: RedBird have announced that they have completed the refinancing of the club’s debt, with Elliott’s vendor loan replaced by new financing from Comvest. Gordon Singer and Dominic Mitchell will step down from the board. No other changes are planned to the board or management, and no new directors will be appointed.
DIYldiz
John Elkann is captivated by Luciano Spalletti’s Juventus. It’s no coincidence he has attended each of the last two matches. The owner is pleased with what he has seen on the pitch and is building a close bond with the coach.
>>153211637Why would you do that
>>153211789grim
My diet today:>Breakfast- Oatmeal with cashew nuts and berries- 2 egg omelette with some parmiggiano and olive oil sprinkled on top- A small side of baked beans- Fresh red orange juice- Vitamin D3 supplement- Vitamin K2 supplement>Lunch- Homemade sandwich with a salad piece, salmon pate, lemon, dill and Dijon mustard- A bowl of homemade spicy rice with some salmon fillet mixed in.- Fish oil supplement- Protein milk drink >Dinner- 250g spinach fettucini with homemade beef ragu and parmiggiano grated on top- A Macedonia - Water- Zinc & Selenium supplement
>>153211771Is this good? It sounds good
>>153211250From a CL finalist to random Europa League PL team is upward?
This dude is eating macedonians
>>153212008*northern
>>153212008How do you cope with the fact that only seiko has collabs with sanrio compared to swissslops brands that don't have any
>supplementsLiterally just have a healthy varied diet and go and touch grass every so often and you don't need to pharmapoison
>the nafri cant afford supplementsA tragic tale
Catherine O'-ACK!
>>153212210Man thats actually sad
>>153212210Vaxxed?
grim
>>153212321
>>153212321I never realised how monke prostata looked until now
ANOTHER Scottish bvll in the /seriea/
>>153212210fugone of my first crushes when I was little along with Andie MacDowell
Based and GILFpilled
>>153212625+ gillian anderson and mädchen amick
I hope all women die they are Yahweh's ultimate psyop
more attendance than I thought desu
>>153212321Why is Alcaraz goalkeeping for Nazio?
>Hernanes commentatinglol, reaching new levels of dazn bias when commentating >us, might as well invite Budel too
>>153212654Is this a penelope cruz reference?
>Maldini #9Sarri has lost his mind
grande prostata >>153212892false 9 but his other options are ratkov, noslin or dia. honestly, its probs the best option atm
Not today... but soon we will be back alexsandrochads...
Pin & Budel
>>153212904what happened to dia? he was good at one point…and ratkov is new so if he’s frozen out already that’s breddy grim
No specifically, but this webm could be
>>153212943list of failed Jjust targets
>>153212943twinkazzo will really love this virtual efFLUvium of bad cholesterol
>>153212938he worked best when paired with taty and simply isn't enough of a 9 for to play by himself. I think ratkov will be used as a sub in 2nd half for most games, doesn't seem like sarri has a clue what to do with him
>you will never eat a friettafel with your /seriea/ bros after watching Milan win the cl final
>>153212972Has Sarri ever tried to employ him in anything other than his snotty 4-3-3?
>>153213002maybe I'm mixing a sarri game with a barrons game but I think I recall him playing 4312 once or twice
>>153212983No but I will watch Sinner get KWABBED without his doping by a 38yo zingaro
>>153212972Hopefully Lotito’s lasagne habits catch up with him and you lot can find a new Cragnotti or something even if it’s only for a couple years of fun again, no one deserves this suffering
>>153213039Crazy another Milan fan in the AO final. Where there ever any inter, juve or feyenoord fans playing in a gs final?
>you will never get so rattled by the doping allegations of one of your celebrity supporters (about the only thing of note the club has at this point) that you forget the difference between where and wereLife is good :)
I've seen some preseason friendlies with more grit so far
Gritmolli
Are there even ANY dutch tennis players that reached a gs final? Seems like it's a sport dominated by Swiss people and Milan fans.
Making up stats? Ancient Helvetic-Alpine tradition.Tennis is a bullmerican sport
The GOAT of tennis is literally Swiss and the guy that won the most grand slams is a Milan fan. Fact.
>>153213174Djokovic is literally was born in serbia, went to school in serbia and pays taxes in serbia. Claiming zingaros as swiss? Ancient Helvetic-Alpine tradition
German reading comprehension...
Unless you claim Djokovic as swiss i don't know what you mean with the goat is swiss
Chat, does being the Jennifer Coolidge of tennis mean you are the "GOAT"?
what Jjust player could >we disguise Kolo Muani as after smuggling him to Turin? I was thinking Kalulu but he’s a bit too useful, maybe David? We’d send him back to London disguised as Kolo. it’s considered racist to point out 2 black people look the same, so no one would be able to say anything
ERA
of course >wr have to pay for Maresca, what a robbery lol
benuldy
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PE
Pedro Pedro Pedro Pe
And of course there will be the same exact handball not given in the next 48 hours because the rules will suddenly change to fit another team
luca pellegrini's head on a spike by midnight please
MY KENDOLL
Tailored for goal-making.
aaaaand they've saved Lotito, why do I still follow this "sport" lmao
CMON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY
Celebratory Jade Anna
I’m your biggest fanI’ll follow you until you love meRuslan Malinovsky
>>153213399I renew my request
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNOTTIFIED RATKOV SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mo why is jordan lukaku in a nuno shirt?
Ferrari is also historically AC Milan related
Tette minuti di recupero.
based var ?!
genoanon...
Lole
genoANO suicide announcment when?
fug i always miss the banger games
Nah, not always
>>153213725Meg, always find it a bit anticlimactic when the first goal of a game gets ruled out because of offside
>BREAKING: Manchester United have added Kenan Yıldız to their shortlist as they explore attacking reinforcements. Juventus view the Turkish star as a key asset and would demand a huge fee north of €50m to even consider talks.
>>153213786Why doesn't Milan offer Nkunku in exchange? Yildiz scored 40 goals with Allegri, 6 months with him and you can resell him for thrice as much
>hmm let's gift Rugani too while we're at itNo replacements by the way
>>153213878Please take Gatti too
Orenji Pikkoro
>>153213878Don’t worry the algorithm will “find” a Toulouse or Genoa CB in the next few hours
Sleep tight /serieshoarma/
https://x.com/alexstein99/status/2017030588952097245How do you explain this
>>153214102Jeet fuel can't melt the ICEman
>The negotiation for Ademola Lookman at Fenerbahçe has been definitively stopped: there is no agreement on payment terms or bank guarantees and there seems to be no more margins to continue.one last gazump…look into my eyes…
Liliana Hegre
kwab
>epstein lurked on 4chinks
>Pio Esposito is increasingly the focus of the transfer market thanks to his dominant performances in Serie A and Champions League, where he also impressed against Arsenal and Dortmund. After rejecting a €40 million offer from Napoli in the summer, Inter are now facing the interest of several Premier League clubs, with British tabloids speculating about shocking offers up to €100 million and top level wages for the player. While contract renewal negotiations are underway, the final say on any transfer will rest with the Oaktree fund, which will have to assess whether to sell in the face of irresistible offers.
Good morning!>Maignan's agent was at Casa Milan yesterday.Mateta is close to joining AC Milan. His agent is arriving in Milan, and both parties hope to finalize the transfer by today.>AC Milan is delighted to announce the signing of El Hadj Malick Cissè, who will join the Milan Futuro ProjectAC Milan are pushing to sign Magnus Dalpiaz with immediate effect. Concrete negotiations are ongoing with FC Bayern and the player’s camp. Talks are set to continue on Saturday. Understand that Milan’s plan is for the 18 y/o right-back to train with the first team regularly and gain match practice with the Futuro team. Milan are pushing for a loan deal with an option to buy, while Bayern are insisting on a buy-back clause>Nkunku wants to stay at Milan despite the potential arrival of Mateta. He is in love with the club.Milan and Inter met with the City Council today and requested to begin work on the new San Siro at the end of May. According to the plans, in the 2026–27 season some entrances (7, 8, 9 and 10) will be relocated and closed. Away fans will leave their buses further away and reach the stadium via shuttle services.>Milan is trying to sign Disasi from Chelsea. Milan also wants the defender, Disasi is ahead of Gimenez from Atletico MadridMilan, closing on Alphadjo Cissé: there's a verbal agreement between the clubs. The player will stay at Catanzaro until the end of the season. PSV currently out of the race.>Daniele DeRossi: “Before the match I told #Sarri that there were more people watching Ostiamare than tonight at the Olimpico…”.
>100 million von der leyen rupees for zoomie Nicola ventola
Rupio Esposito | Elite redeems & Dribbly ding dribbly dung tricks | Welcome to Chelsea Saar | "Tunak Tunak Tun" mix
>>153217625Kek
>>153217347glad we got chivus so he wont leave easy. also i need 250m pls
three pious's expositus's to go and inter will settle its debt
>Kolo Muani remains Juventus's number one target: if the deal falls through, keep an eye on the Morata temptation [Goal Italia]the Morata Temptation
>>153217850Impressive shitpost anon. Anyway gonna open the redacted website and check some rumors myself ahah
>reading msm cazzomercato rumours>2026If you haven't envisioned your team's upcoming signings in a dream, give yourself to ἰχϑυϊκός
Have you ever dismembered babies, /seriea/? We should do it together at our next meetup
tfw nihaomoot was the good guy
>curtis joneswhomst
>>153218260Lmao what the fuck
Okay go to /pol/ for this
nice try glowie but I shan't post in your honeypot
>>153218275tfw elon musk confirmed the twinkazzo of the tech billionaire class
>>153218275you gave the best years of your life to become a well-trained academic lapdog for this bunch of folks. if there were popular wisdom in kosovo, you would be the archetype for many proverbs about fools.
>>153218275Human rights aren't politics
>>153218410PolSci teaches otherwise
Lmao sfinter jewed out on Moussa DiabyThank God otherwise the league would've been even more dead
when does fanta tranny window close?
>>153218592>rummaging through the Scottish and Georgian leagues to find some big talentosis it not?
>OFFICIAL: AC Milan agree deal to sign Alphadjo Cissé from Hellas Verona, here we go! Deal done for €8m fixed fee plus €1.5m, all set with Verona and player’s camp. Cissé will stay at Catanzaro until the end of the season on loanMilan gets one of the biggest talents in italian football. Many dutch tears under romanos post lmao
damn they are signing italian voodoo negrus now, maranza are next
>>153218778been there done that>Mastour_juggles_with_an_orange.webm
>>153218260
>>153218788Come on these are clearly made by some lunatic glowie who still believes in qanon
jeepvacation@visitdetroit.com
>Inter have reached an agreement with Modena to sign promising French midfielder Yanis Massolin, securing a deal for the future.intrasting
>promising>24 yolmao
Comolli just bring him back already ffs
>>153219039He's just like me with my ex
/o/idea mini coomer
>>153219035maybe he used to work as a sailor
>>153219035baby fenomeno in serie a
>Bryan Zaragoza>1.64Great. Another midget.
>>153219178Yeah but he's named like Roma legend Bryan Cristante (who will reach 400 appearances with the club next season)
Shhh, Grimolli is asleep
New Dildiz from Buyern is up
>>153219356Zingarentusbros!
>Rugani out>Pedro Felipe out>Gatti likely out tooMasterfully done Mr Comolli
Run the jJewels
>>153218357girls FTW!
>Crystal Palace have once again stood firm on Mateta today: the green light for a January transfer has not arrived. AC Milan are not giving up, though new attempts are expected between tonight and tomorrow.AC Milan have signed young Dalpiaz from Bayern. He joins Milan on a loan with an option to buy.>Biafora: I can confirm that Gasperini wanted the Zaragoza–Nkunku duo, but for now the Nkunku option has gone cold.BREAKING: Mike Maignan has arrived at Casa Milan to sign his contract renewal with the Rossoneri >Axel Disasi, giving priority to AC Milan after new approach while he has West Ham proposal on the table. AC Milan are in talks with Chelsea and Disasi’s camp, waiting to make decision on club side.Milan makes big moves in silence
New Berardi to Juventus rumour is up
Fallout 3 Remaster shadowdrops in two weeks
>Milan going after the biggest talents securing the future while juve chases a 31yo manHow come?
https://x.com/panoz4ever/status/2017585459631738907You just know once Agnelli inevitably comes back he will fire this jjust lifelong just to bring the bbilan lifelong Allegri back
Three players will shadowdrop at Continassa in 2 days
>>153219931I was shitposting you dumdumJust how many double x chromosomes do you have?
What the...
>Alphadjo Cisse - https://youtu.be/TouTBhMzs40Italys biggest talent?
>ìtalian>negruest negruI don't get it
Shia LaBeouf to Jj is a done deal
There must be some peculiar flu going around in Switzerland, the kind that not only makes you lose weight but also your perception of colours
>>153219993Is the outline on the jeep logo also this clear-cut on the real kit or did he edit it for the pic lol?
>>153219993Who would want to visit Detriot willingly? I have visited for work a couple times and I would never take my family there.
>>153220033There could be some good fullbacks there you never know
>>153220033it's great though
>>153219993Age? I need to know if I can legally goon to him or not
The official Milan motto should be loan with an option to buy
>>15322015418/19 so you're safe fratm
>>153219993I now remember actual cannibal Shia LaBeoufhttps://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
>>153207825The fuck lol, this is one bizarre moveOne thing is bringing foreigners when they are like 30-38 over for one last dance in Boca or River or whatever, but this is truly strange.
>>153219919I wonder, will they fix the shitty gunplay?If they could import some of New Vegas's features like that i would be glad.
This is something your middle-aged female coworker shows you (she also apologizes for her edgy humor) and you only smile awkwardly
>>153220529There are many things that don't add up in Roma's youth transfers, and coincidentally they always come up when the club has to put a certain amount of capital gains on its balance sheet to avoid UEFA sanctions
>>153220629>Er minestraro dei libbri
>Roma is close to buying Zaragoza from Bayern. Gasperini is asking the Friedkins to make a sacrifice for Nkunku.Zaragoza? Nkunku?
cute nabulcani spotted
Vergara might actually be him
Nah, I'm thinking Vergara is more of a they/them
>Jjust are trying to sign a striker from Monaco>Balogun? Spalletti praised him and he’s good at playing with his back to goal>No, it’s not Balogun>Well Biereth was in great form last year and is still a young talent even if he hasn’t been scoring lately >Nope, it’s not Biereth>Then who?> Excl. - Juventus have asked info for George Ilenikhena (ASMonaco) for a loan with the option to buy. STRUFFOLI PEZZO DI MERDA
>>153221148This pic will be giving me nightmares for days
>>153221148he's from Lagos, so Comolli already knows that he could keep the team afloat when playing at Como.
Manlet down
>di merdenzo deadwe're finally going to the world cup
fras he did it, gonde finally did itwelcome to the nazione palestra
>>153221299How will shitalians defend the NT refballing and cheating
>bresident de laurendiis we need of buyings more difensori laderali amiodrofici to injure or i quid :DDD
>>153221423posted it again award
>>153221448and i will continue until gonde stops complaining like a spoilt child
>>153221491Your club has a shitty human being like Spalletti or Allegri
>>153221525don't stamp your feet too hard on the ground or that dilapidated maradroga stadium will collapse (and italians will have to pay for a new one that you do not deserve)
>>153221558forgot the pic anyway
>>153221491but he hasn't complained about mercato at all?
Milanbros...[spoiler]Not sure if or how that's supposed to be a bad thing, honestly[/spoiler]
>Giampaolo to replace Gilardino at Pisawe are so back
>>153221599Fuorigrotta jumps up and down after every goal and the relic stadium is still up.Restauration should begin next year, Euro 2032 here we come!
Why doesn't Fiocretina rehire Iachini? He knows how to rescue a boatload of derelicts from Serie B
Licina & Gunduz look like key January attacking additions for the Next Gen. Add in Mulazzi’s return, Adin in particular has huge potential.
kinda jealous
>Ciro Immobile is set to move from Bologna to Paris FC. The signing will take place after medical examinations.
new nazionale just dropped
>>153221912>no barte>no gabbia>no ricci
Here's to you Nicola and Barte
>>153221912gotta drop one between Calafiori and Scalvini, defense lacks a stopper
had gud calcetto. next is sauna time
Cam on viola Scar mor goals
>>153221994What should a sauna beginner know to make the most out of his session There is one in the complex where I live and I never use it
>>153221912>Scalvini>on the rightGrimmy
>>153222031Do not drop the ladle or a finngolian with crusty feet will take notice and cry refball
Reminder
>>153221912>#9 on the flanka masterful tictoc to deceive the opponent I see
>>153222134You can't post Allegri pics unless you are a MilanGOD
>>153222141get back in the sewer subhuman
>>153222046thats where he plays for atalanta doe. and he'll have some rapport with palestra
My honest reaction
>>153221912Pensavo camarda
La Buhaiola
>Update Shaqueel van Persie>The medical findings regarding Shaqueel van Persie are positive; surgical intervention is not necessary and the rehabilitation process has already been initiated.We're so back Shaqueelbros
Torino is burning
>>153222269Oh no... anyway
poopio esposito
>>153222253>Van Perzië is somehow what will save our clubcute copium
>>153222303You find this funny? Lots of good people like Prince Andrew are getting canceled
>>153222253Not serie a related
>>153221912>Palestra???
>>153222323report him
>>153222311p. andywhat a man
>>153222311Well yes actually, I do find bbilan fans getting their deserved comeuppance pretty funny.
>Foi, Discipline, Travail, Patient et Humilité. AC Milan is delighted to announce the renewal of Mike Maignan's contract until 30 June 2031.The King stays! Grande Magic Mike Peterson Maignan!
Gonde subs her on in you're path, what do you do?
>>153222419Post my edit of Romelu, The Vacuous Striker
>>153222419>>153222477Miyazaki was a regular on Epstein's island
>>153222405>that noseCalifanoesque
My Swiss (Bosnian) brother (male) died in the Trans Tony Montana fire, one reply one prayer
>>153222477I don't have it, pls do the needful
>>153222492early dev builds of dark souls had bloodstains named bloepsteins
OHHHFIOCRETINAAA
>>153222654wtf I need a 2.5 hours long lore video for this
>>153222031is it real sauna or electric one?its pretty simple. id say aim for 30-50 mins. then throw like 5 times water on it depending on the heat and how much you can take. 70 degrees is the best imo. 80 gets spicy.
>>153222327watch the upcoming cagliari match
just sell frattesi and recall stankovic next summer.
Anybody been watching /serieb/ here? >tuned in on Samp-Spezia out of boredom >the referee consistently biased against Spezia it's not even funny Are (((they))) trying to rescue Samp through permarigging without the hassle of playouts this time?
>>153222477Here Duccio! I got you covered as usual!I think I gotta fix its filename though
>>153222922fukken hate the corruption with refs.
>>153222985THIS THIS THIS. I want a world without corruption, vote for me and I will make corruption illegal
>>153223004calm down mr. gravinoid, you already won the calcio elections
>>153222947Thanks, I searched for Rom, Romelu, Vacuus, Vacuous and Striker in the archives but it didn't turn up.Must have been from my "no recognisable filename" era
Conspiracy theorists and theopists are saying that there's a winter tranfer window going on at the moment
why is sofia vergara suddenly dominating seriea
>>153223004just kill people who makes corruption mistakes. i bet it would lesses mistakes a lot
>>153223091/tv/ business idea: Modern Serie A
>>153221646
>watchdude to Atleti
Pisadog might be a big coach some day>>153223540I think he refused them for some reason
>>153223617Nah he changed his mind apparently so it's joever
Mark Gym…€40m on Percassi’s desk yesterday
this lino feels very trigger-happy
talisman Gagliardini won't be enough to save one Hellass Verona this season
>AC bbilan was mentioned in the Epstein Files in an email conversation between Jeffrey Epstein and ex-NBA commissioner David Stern.>It seems like Elliott was seeking for a buyer, just a few days after the acquisition of the Club on July 10thFitting, bbilan's beloved president was a pervert and probably a pedo and now this
>>153224316Explains all the arab fans too
>>153224316>>AC bbilan was mentioned in the Epstein FilesHoly fuck kek
Obsessed
Ac bbilan Jeff E collab?!? Can't say I'm surprised. The ac bbilanb fan is renowned for romanticizing eyes wide shut (also known as the magic mike school of goalkeeping) style parties
is it true that Dimerdenzo died?
jej
>>153225120Lmao
sleep tight /seriekangoo/
>>153225120Saved
*creates a Twinkazzo folder*
remember we were robbed of an AC epsteilan
all things considered, I'm surprised silvio didn't pop up in the filesat least so far
Marmotta is in the files but they censored his name y'know
>>153225638He probably didn't want anything to do with that muttmerican brand of degeneracy. He strikes me as the type of person to get annoyed by the nerdish and boorish types like Trump and Gates.
How can we somehow shoehorn Koopmeiners in them
>>153225676This, plus he'd rather be the one to organize his own parties at Arcore without having to travel to some bumfuck island
>he doesn't know about the Round House of Castricum
Croato will you be watching the Season 3 reveal tomorrow?
bombazos:>PSG is open to a loan for Kolo Muani but it depends on Tottenham being willing to release him, it could depend on whether they find a replacement >Joao Mario is being a faggot and holding up the Holm swap >Boga IN
Excuse me but why is Jeremie Kara Boga wearing a Jj shirt?
But I wanted Jorko...
>>153226288>Joao Mario is being a faggot and holding up the Holm swap>didn't get to play a single full match with two different coaches in months>still thinks he can somehow convince Spalletti to field himlolehappy for Boga tho, it's going to provide a good amount of memes
▷ 2 hours Tuscan manager arguing, slapping and giving supercazzola interviews 【Relaxing, Sleeping, Meditation】
>>153224316Milan is mentioned in the Richbvll Files? Thought rubentus or sfinter or other serie ass abominations
>>153227516He did bring up going to a Milan Derby.....in 2015, God, imagine the horror of watching these 2 shit ass clubs at the complete bottom of the ocean as they were.
>>153222667I didn’t understand fin bro
>Antonio Conte confirms Giovanni Di Lorenzo has probably torn his ACL, then lashes out angrily at Napoli directors, UEFA and more. ‘We need a bigger squad, otherwise it’s suicide.’good morning /seriea/>1st of february
serie a instrumentality project: all clubs will be owned by american venture capital by 2055, tifosi (goycattle) will be monitored by remote satellite cctv as well as on all devices in order to prevent piracy, system implemented by 2068…full implementation of the plan projected to be completed by 2073, new stadiums planned sometime afterwards (subject to municipal approval)
*watches bbilan v printer once*
Good morning!>Alphadjo Cissé is currently undergoing his medical!AC Milan are in talks with Disasi’s agent. Milan want to sign him on a free loan, with a fee paid based on the number of matches played.>Gimenez of Atlético Madrid is a more intriguing but also more complicated option, both in terms of transfer fee and salary. The Uruguayan is also a solution being considered for next summer as is Gila.Jean-Philippe Mateta was in London yesterday, together with his agent Paul Latouche, waiting for the green light from Crystal Palace to fly to Milan. The English club did not give the go-ahead because the search for a replacement has not yet been successful. Mateta showed his dissapointment on Instagram ubfollowing the club.>Yahya Idrissi is currently undergoing his medical!Saw the video from torino. Do they not first talk with the autonomous? Usually you find a solution for all parties
>Justin OboavwoduOh I get it now, the algorithm is signing players with funny names
Calcio? No sweetie, we're watching TWT Finals 2025 with the Croato until the Juve game begins
>>153232652>Tekken 8 in big 2026Did they ever patch it to play like Tekken or is every round still unga heat bunga?
>>153233077They purposefully didn't patch it the entire year due to tournaments... it's exactly as bad as it was 10 months ago They realized how retarded this sounds + how much of a tragedy that patch was so they fired the entire team. Later today we'll find out what they've been cooking with the new guys, everyone is expecting a massive defensive patch and a gigantic list of nerfs across the board so we'll see
>bogathats a wild purchase
>>153233278yeah they caught him with a velox ball
>Holm to Jjust is a done deal>t.Holmblano
>Kara Boga
>>153233278Gotta catch 'em all!
Did /seriea/ choose bulbasaur, squirtle or charmander?
>Justin Oke Oboavwoduo to JjNice to see a proper english lad in my club
Kitboga
>>153233915charmander or someone would have thought you were gay
Totodilechads can we please raise our hands
For me, it's Charmander in gen1, Totodile in gen2, Mudkip in gen3, Turtwig in gen4 and Tepig in gen5dunno about the other gens desu
So.. this is the power of the future of Milan
>KIT "DO NOT REEDEM SAAAR" BOGA TO jJBurgerbro meme magik too strong
>>153234148He couldn't meme watchdude to jjust doe
>>153234061Isn't folgore caratese the criscitiello's team? If so KWAB
Malholm in the Middle is a done deal!
>>153234192Did he just play Gran Turismo 7 VR for 24 hours uninterrupted?
Belgio time travelling back in time to sign SMS while he was still at Genk when
kys grimolikys grimtoliniholm and boga lmao>>153234272remember that blooter against mechelen
>Napoli, Di Lorenzo's condition is less serious than expected: a sprain to his knee will sideline him for about a month and a half.
Alcaraz won and completed a career Grand Slam :)))))Sinner lost and has to dope again to even compete against Alcaraz :DDDDD
>>153234462Italy-bros in shambles
holm is a gud buy. i rate him
>finnbro rates himyeah he's shit
Why is Milan playing on a tuesday?
>>153234742DAZN, I heard
Mauro Icardi rumors are up
>>153234722what about boga? he flopped hard in atalanta
>>153234825To Fiorentina r-r-right?
>>153234825HOLY SHIT YES FINALLY A GOOD STRIKER
>>153234831He's going to play very little so it's more than enough. Jokes aside I rate Holm too but he's injury prone, still a good signing on loan.
>>153234852We've been Fiocretina's first team for a while lmao
>Saelemaekers will not be available against Bologna. Pulisic is dealing with bursitis and is doubtful. He will be assessed tomorrow to determine his availability for Bologna. Leao has been managing inflammation for some time; he needs to be handled carefully, but he is available.Looks like >we will lose against bologna. Imagine if we had a healthy squad
>CPFC have now made a formal bid for Jorgen Strand-Larsen. £43m guaranteed package plus £5m add-ons. Wolves expected to accept which would unlock Mateta to Milan.
Excelsiorbros!
Elkannfras I'm having a mercato overdose can we please slow down a bit
Adama Traore to Jj when
>PSV director Brands: 'Perisic is staying.'
>>153230006the thought that /ourboy/ Paletta might've scared off more amerikikes than expected brings a nostalgic tear to my eyes
Has anyone ever been on a train in which every single toilet has broken and the train driver has sanctioned a ‘Toilet Stop’ at a major station en route? I’ve never come across this in 20+ years of travelling on trains, and I cannot imagine it will go well.
>>153234742European DNA
Something like this could never happen in Switzerland
Something like this could never happen in...
>>153234160I will say it takes time, probably watchdude to jJ in 3 years
>HolmCan probably not be worse than Joao Mario so why not>OboavwoduoVery funny name, he will be a baller>BogaAbsolutely no idea whatsoever of who that is, hopefully he won't be shit>LičinaBuyern talentozzo, >we take those
Momblano has been scarily accurate these past couple weeks
>>153234898failyenoord bros!
I can't believe the Icardi folder will be relevant in 2026/2027 Serie A
>>153235415I miss him so much frasand words cannot express how much I hate this new fucking captcha and counting stars and spikes
>>153235439bbilanbros got it easy
>>153235439>counting starsit would have been fine if your club hadn't used so much cardboard to build a second one
>>153234939dont mind since peri is so old now. very injury prone
Lets count cl titles
>Icardi with Spallettihe either exposes Serie Ass by scoring 20 goals at the age of 32 and after recovering from an ACL injury or he attempts to kill the coach after an argument, there's no in between Bring him Comolli, then Renault Kangoo in July
>>153234825wtf lmao kys dumb negru club
>it was Spalletti who asked for Icardi
Gayenoord, or whatever happened there
if an ex footballer like icardi had signed for olympiacos there d be riots in the streets protesting the signing and several dead people
But enough about Athens' rush hour
>>153235558vgh... greece... the cradle of western civilization...
Could Arrigo Sacchi fix Feyenoord?
>>153235546i would sack the bald loser just for that desu
>AC Milan sign 18 year old right back Magnus Dalpiaz from FC Bayern on loan with an option to buy. Understand FC Bayern will have a counter option to control the player. Deal done by agents Tommaso Inzaghi and Benjamin Dorgathen.Alphadjo Cissé leaves La Madonnina Clinic after completing his medicals. Next stop: Casa Milan to sign his contract, before returning to Catanzaro, where he will finish the season.>Jørgen Strand Larsen, on his way to medical as new Crystal Palace player. Mateta free to go to Milan.
>>153235645Yeah you were the only one who rated Tudor for some reason
>>153235620Not even Ernst Happel could fix nu-Feyenoord, let alone that GullitVanBastenRijkaardbabby.
Could they fix Juventus?
>>153235658i don’t think me or the other belgio ever did that lol>>153235693no lmao
>>153235693The first was humiliated enough by the FIGC to know what to doThe second needs only to be reminded of the threats made by the Corigliano Calabro ultras to chase him out
>TEAM INFO. In conflict with Al-Ittihad over his contract extension, Karim Benzema could move to Al-Hilal before the end of the transfer window. Juventus also made an approach
>>153235736Signing a pedophile like him sounds like more of an AC Epstein thing to do tbqh
So the idea is to lose vlahovic for free and replace him with icardi (or benzema)?
>>153235736is van nistelrooy available?
>>153235504>Bring him Comolli, then Renault Kangoo in JulySupposedly >we're giving him a 1y6m contract
>>153235783Woah an actually smart offer, what happened to Comolli
>>153235797It's all 8lini's doing fraalso crime of normieslop meme but I giggled irl kek
>>153235439why does captcha never ask you to count the six pointed stars??
when does it get less grim
>>153235809Yeah but contracts stuff should be Comolli's doing, no? Nevermind I'm hyped, I'll schizopost an Icardi winning goal against Inter into reality
>>153235827kek>>153235693I was just about to post the same pic, very nice
>>153235837When the Calciopoli 2.0 papers drop
>>153235849
>lets check out ternano instead>losing 0-1 against 10 men
>According to Sky Sport UK, Ferrari should be 4th-5th best team next seasonoh no no no
>>153235897Generous
>>153235886Eh Torres is our Sassuolo, we pay the tax every single time
>>153235897>believing anything Albioids say
I dont rate Mateta
>>153235943don't distract that anon, he's brainwashmaxxing
>Intrepid Studios, the developers of Ashes of Creation has laid off all staff and shut down the studio.Wow, I didn’t know that the MLM guy selling $600+ pre-alpha access turned out to be running a scam, you’re telling me for the first time. What can you say he was an amazing developer, he led an amazing life whether you agree with early access grifting or not. I’m sad to hear that I really am.
Juventus NextGen won another game
>Mateta undergoing medical ahead of proposed transfer from Crystal Palace to AC Milan. Agreement in place between clubs for 28yo France striker to join ACMilan for price in excess of €30m30m Mateta in Jan '26 to replace 40m Nkunku in Aug '25 to replace 35m Gimenez in Jan '25 to replace 20m Morata in Aug '24
He updated his pfp lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>nico puz
>>153236614I don't get it tbf
>>153236822Clear message that he's the number nine (he won't get to play a single minute since he doesn't want to renew unless for schizo wages)
xGbros not again
>>153236829Oh right lmao, he does this so often that I forgot how much of a narcissist he is
>On Sunday morning, a German grenade from the First World War was found in the rectum of a man at a hospital in the French city of Toulouse. The explosive, which was surgically removed, was handed over to the bomb disposal unit.>The man arrived at the emergency room of the Rangueil Hospital in Toulouse during the night between Saturday and Sunday. He told doctors that he had inserted an object into his anus, but did not say what kind of object it was.>During a rectal examination, doctors found a 16 to 20 centimetre long grenade from the First World War in the man's rectum. According to France3, the grenade had a calibre (and therefore size) of 3.7 centimetres, which explained the man's pain.>A surgeon managed to remove the explosive surgically, but according to French media, only then did he realise the potential danger of explosion. The shocked hospital staff immediately notified the emergency services.>A team from the bomb disposal unit arrived quickly on the scene. The unit determined that it was a German grenade from 1918. According to a bomb expert, there was no danger of explosion, Le Figaro reports.>The bomb disposal unit confiscated the grenade. The patient is doing well, but is still being questioned about how he came into possession of the explosive and why he brought it with him. He may be charged with illegal possession of ammunition.Kolo Muani is doing some strange things to try and get his Juventus move.
>>153236926diarrheanon has found a worthy adversary
xFR (expected fraud rants) status?
>>153236991holy fuck
I now remember the Carnesecchi saga
things that never happened
Left his line too early, clear refball
Kunimitsubros!Bobbros!Rogerbros!
>>153237028>Left his line too earlybut enough about cesc fablegas' hairline
For fuck's sake, the one time I don't field Carnesecchi on Fantacalcio
Frabotta's, if a grill sends you a pic of muffins she made with the text "they're the exact same size as my boobs", does that mean anything? And how does this affect the last hours of this winter mercato?
>>153237159Depends on how big those muffins are.
1 point to be lost to Gromo and Scatabanta.
>>153237159Ask her if she has eraisin nipples
Nico Peace bros…
What about kankerman Nico Gonzales? Is he an obligation yet?
>>153237159I keep getting the impression that women see you as the gay best friend. A complete non-threat.
>tikkie civil war about to break out on /seriea/Fund it
>>153235415Not an epstein letter, would not read
Marotta: ‘Frattesi staying at Inter, Liverpool asked for Dumfries, no Diaby or Perisic’
>Como have not fielded a single Italian player in their starting XI 23 times this season; no team in #SerieA had more lineups without an Italian player in a single tournament (23 for Udinese in 2016/17, in the entire season). Cosmopolitan.
>Assassin's Creed's multiplayer Invictus project is reportedly disliked by its development teamWho cares everyone wants hexe anyways. Also I dont like that Milan doesn't play today or tomorrow
what causes this
>>153237176Pretty normal-sized, just a bit wide I guess.>>153237239Lole>>153237313Yeah probably, she came up to me at a housewarming party and asked for my number. Can count the amount of times that happened on one hand in my life. She wanted to go see Hamnet and get drinks after, but I had already seen it with my girl best friend (platonic), so not sure if she wants to meet up again or what, but the boob comment is a bit autistic/awkward if you ask me.
calcio time
>>153237624I would have replied with "Can I taste them?"
rely gud line up from inter
to the muffins i would ask: may i meet you?
>TOTAL agreement between Fiorentina and Juventus for Daniele Rugani, loan with option to buy that becomes mandatory should Fiorentina avoid relegation to Serie B. Now only missing is the defender's approval. t. Noncing Allah
>>153237624After the platonic best girlfriend, you could ask this one if she is willing to become your socratic best girlfriend
almost lauti blooter
I'll give it ten minutes before Cream on eze will be down by two
>>153237159Either very open sexo invitation or just a quirky random off the cuff comment if you are that deep in the frenzone
toro toro toro
lauti lauti lauti
+5m to pio for winning the corner
>>153237624These look nice. Now I want to eat a muffin
>>153237695>sign a Kalulu sub so he can rest>leave Bremer and Kelly without subs insteadgreat job
>>153237803Don't worry, we're getting another surprise CB overnight, like we got Boga at 1am lmao
>>153237624Women are just insecure about their booba. Offer a consultation.
vardy almost breaks away again
gud pressing from inter so far
golaZo
polski polski polskiuleft foot top bin blooter
audero needs to open his eyes
yeah audero fuckign up there.
>>153237838Ruohi kenshinchads we coming home
half time post slags
Is a two goal lead and non-existent opposition enough to allow Inter's manager to sub on the reserves before the 60th minute without shitting himself? Roberto Giacobbo went to Cremona to investigate
New>>153238345>>153238345>>153238345
>>153238363>>153238363Here for roberto's findings
