Stars vs Golden Knights>>153203301
>muhhhhhhhhh avies!!!!!
>not a patty kane editionamericans hate their own players
who told dilly hes allowed to make threads without having a milly
The Blackhawks are bad but I still seethe about them all the time because my life sucks :/
Never forget
friendly reminder that not a single pacific team would qualify to even make a wild card spot if they were in the east
>3 goals in last 82 secondspootah shammoth
>>153204792sorry, I had this thread planned in advance
>canacucks still can only use the >b-b-b-b--bbut the players are canadians!!! copekwab 1993.
go knights desu
>muh hasbies (:
Canadian twitter calls for kris knoblauch to get waterboarded with diarrhea toilet water during south asian heritage night ):
My penguins (:
>Matthew Schaefer when he was drafted said #Isleswill beat the #NYRevery time they play them. >Now they’ve won all 4 games of the season series vs the Rangers in regulation for the first time in their history.
My sharksies :)
>>153204792dogshit mickey mouse norwood 8 statpadder
The Western teams should fear the Eastern teams.
>>153204813>try and celebrate an american player's big achievement >ameridumbs spam 1993its all so tiresome
>>153204807such is the power of >finnish goaltending
MacKinnon and Mark will both be on Team Canada's PP but they really shouldn't be
NHL Superstar Centerman Elias Pettersson
>>153204828>still replying like a good dogkwab 1993.
Foursome sex with the kalogeras sister as we get bounced in the first round against the kangz
rumble on saturday
/KRAK/
>>153204835>still replying like a good dog>he wrote while replying (like a good dog)thank (You) copey!
I have neverheard of these slut sisters before
>>153204819I really really really really like the dennis reynolds >rags gimmick
>>153204820>LA gets the shit kicked out of them >OUR San Jose Sharkies :) kicking the shit out of EdmongoliaOh yeah, I'm thinkin' this finna gonna be a good night.
death to laffs
save the seethe and give us the cup today
>>153204849>st-stop making fun of me!!!kwab 1993. keep replying raped bitch.
>>153204856we're swimming to playoffs
>>153204851are they in the pwhl?
>>153204849wasn't me tranny but rent free and 1993 kwab
>>153204865gary deserves a raise for this script
>>153204871no they are from youtube
Flames vs Wild is the kids bowl
Excited for a Lunar New Year version of Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
Bob stauffer wants to strangle knoblauch so bad he’s not even trying to hide it anymore
remember that time jelly roll took a claymore kwab
>>153204876you made yourself known in the thread, how was i supposed to know you would have an imposter
>>153204865>hold on
>Wongs are losingThey keep this losing up and the Sabres, Habs and Bruins are going to trample them.
>>153204882>Detroit finally stops spinning their tires>rags explode: Part 2>Buffalo finishes their rebuild in the most explosive way possible>Sharks blowing expectations out of the water and making a serious playoff push>LA versus Vegas in the Loser Point Bowl>Florida shits their pants and dies>Toronto shits their pants and dies>Atlantic Thunderdome>Big name players flying around all over the place in trade rumorsThis is the best season he's put together in a long time, bravo Gary, bravo.
>>153204910Feels like every year recently the Red Wings have a catastrophic end to the season.
SSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Sabres going on a Cup run would be the only hockey storyline more compelling than romantic international sodomy. A Canadian team winning a cup comes in far 3rd.
>>153204911he deserves a new mansion in the cayman islands for a season this excellent. the interns can also start using the coffee machine
>My Oilies getting raped by the Elite SharkiesWhat the fuck.
>>153204922>havent made the playoffs in 15 years>already dreaming about a cuplol
>>153204928celebrini is the young gun mcdavid wishes he was
>>153204939I still think my preseason fantasy hockey trade sending celebrini away was a good move in hindsight.
wtf happened?
Is Hellebuyck really the best choice for Milan?
>>153204937You're just flustered because people would rather watch two hunks smootching
>>153204896made for Surrey Indians
>>153204953Hejduk? Maybe.
Oh look, the wild fan troglodyte is here! Beware all Avalanche fans and Canadians!>mild
>>153204904yea kek
>>153204948atlantic air is too rich in oxygen for them
>>153204948reality set in for the yzerplanshit tending and d arent going anywhere
watching my leafs late tonight. i still love em. i want bobby to go win a cup with mcdavid. go be free my son
>>153204948mackinnon ate a carb
>>153204928The Oilers have won 2 in a row. Please understand
>>153204922Buffalo is a Canadian team when you think about it
>softpusy canacuck seething about >my Wild againkekwab.
>crapsAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kek Capitals
Dylan vs CopeyNo matter who loses, we win
>>153204948Lolofraudo now needs to play against a stacked east all pushing for a playoff spot but they keep coasting in against them like they are still playing against anyone in the Pashitfic.
>>153204991no cupsever
>>153204995we love my dear bro copey here
dman that nigga got it bad
based adin hill fucken retarded faggot ree
F R O S T ROSTFROM H O O BOOB
>>153205006bedard in 3 years
>>153204991are the trees still exploding
why are they booing grubauer?
>>153204999More than (You)
>>153205007McCrimmon should trade that fat fuck
>kangz
>>153205016he's in the first year of a massively overpaid contract KWAB
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153205006Fuck, I'm bald but not that bald
>>153204995Who even is Dylan
>>153205029what race are they
>>153205006His blading oddly coincides with his shit play.
krak'd
>laffs
>>153205030whatever race is my type.
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSKKKKKKKKAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153205028hes the kid with no milly
>>153205014NEVER>E>V>E>R
WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT
>>153205043keep seething about team you "never think about" cancuck. kwab 1993.
>bouche
>>153205052i did not know that
Literal black magic at work in Detroit. Feel bad for the Caps. No way to defend against actual hockey druids in the crowd casting spells.
>>153204990You're right, now that I think about it. Most leafs fans being secret Sabres enjoyers is a fun idea.
>Kraken>Leefsyucky
>>153205052I didn't, but thank you for informing me
LET'S GO DUCKS
It's amazing how many games involving the Oilers see neither team get a PP until the second period
Celebrini took the sharks from dead last to a playoff team in his second year. It took Mcfraud 10 years to get the Oilers into the playoffs
>>153205047you posted about the mild and i reminded you how cupless they are
copeysisters... dylan just keeps winning...
>>153205068>i can't stop thinking about them, so I posted about them againkwab 1993.
>>153204986Right, they are allergic to 3 game win streaks, my mistake.
>>153205066Schaeffer is doing it for the Islanders in his first year.
>>153205066It took MacKinnon a while as while. The kid is the real deal
>>153205066This has to be enough for a Hart but it's probably going to go to Edmonton again because letting media vote is a joke.Though if he wins Olympic gold that might be enough to tip the hand of the Canadian media...
>>153205074never ever
Flames just tied it
Bro i hate that they put Ingram through this shit, bro is stopping every shot and nobody fucking wins the rebounds
>>153205066He brings the best out of his team, also I do think the guys around him are overall better than any team McJesus or MacKinnon had for awhile.
>>153205084>she's still rambling on like a raped bitchYawn. kek
I'm thinking we're back
>>153205066McMeme literally beat the shit out of the >shorks in the playoffs in his second year
>>153205066League disallowed contact + he’s the most protected asset this season
>>153205092>hes still pretending like his shit team ever won a cupnever ever
>>153205066Oilers made the playoffs in 2017
imagine in 2030 when we will have makar playing with schaefer. going to be like watching niedermayer and pronger all over again.
>>153205106>niedermayerbut I just met her!
>>153205103>she's still sucking dick and crying about the Wildkwab 1993.
>>153205089They’re playing to get rid of knobcuck. Mcdavid has had enough of his u9 coach.
>Goalie hurts himself before the Shootouthahahahahahahahaha
F L A M E SLAMES
They're ascending
>>153205112being reminder that your shit team is cupless really makes you upset
>>153205130>being reminderkek the canacuck is getting flustered. kwab 1993. keep crying about the Wild you raped bitch.
what will the mild poster cry about when his state gets absorbed into canada?
>raped canacuck has tucked tail and ran like a raped bitchkek 1993. I win again.
F L A M E S R U L ELAMESRULE
>the mild of the minestrona city
>>153205120R U L EULE
Hahaha wild lost
Detoilet
why is a guy named frost allowed to play on the flames?
>>153205024McCrimmon killed Fleury for less
Nick Bjugstad you are shit, you are butt
>>153205152lmao
>>153205157why is a team named Flames allowed to play on an ice rink
>>153205113Literally WHAT is his problem, he was soulless even during game 7 last year, also since Kane left it feels that nobody in the team has testosterone to deal with these tough games, they just implode
mexican privilege for rodrigues awarded 4 minute pp despite no blood
Tf was that red wongs 3rd goal? I've watched like 5 replays and still don't understand what happened
>>153205172Where is your maple leaf?
>>153205177isnt he portuguese like cokehead ribeiro?
>>153205132more like keep never ever winning the cupits easy for the state of hockeyremind me when a canadian franchise last won again
>>153205157he is a male so he isnt allowed to play in the pwhl lady hockey league
Dad's laughing at the laffs again
>>153205172where is your maple leaf?
>muhhhhhh avies!!! reeeeeee le mild n stufffssss!!!!!kek raped canacuck bitch.
>losing a shootout to an injured goalie
Ty Emberson needs to get one in
>looking at the scores>Shorks beating Soilers 3-0
>>153205196lower your tone
>>153205185It's taking a long overdue vacation from Singhmonton (i'm not coming back life is enjoyable here)
>>153205187same thing
>>153205157is that the guy that diddled those players or the guy that hired a hitman to kill the guy the diddled those players
>>153205181gary activated the magnets
Could the next thread be flames themed please? We almost won, we tried our best :)
>>153205212are you on the coast, in the jungle or in the mountains?
>>153205204The $17M man
>>153205196Who is this even addressed to?
darnell nurse hat trick to tie the game?
>>153205211blow me bitch. do it right now.
>>153205066Only the Central division leaders are worthy of playoffs in the west. None of the other teams make the playoffs in the East. The pacific is weak as fuck
>>153205220it should be PWHL themed
>>153205220There's two other threads we have to recycle through first.>>153203348>>153203313
>>153205235present them
>>153205228They know who they are.
>>153205241also i requested an Our Sennies thread
>>153205235Why do you always ask other guys to have sex with you?
>>153205239Whoa, the conference that has way more travel doesn't look as good in a season with a condensed schedule?
>>153205248raped bitch
>>153205252to shame them.
I went to the movies cause I thought the habs would get spanked again (and the ball and chain made me)
>>153205262
>>153205244Your /hoc/ rival doesn't even post here anymore
>>153205263>anon, who are you chatting with this late?
I don't care what you guys say, I know my flames rule
>>153205253The pacific division has been historically the weakest division of the NHL. All teams have shitty travelling to do.
>>153205262You want to have sex with other men for the shame? Odd strategy for bants, but you do you.
My wings earned that garypoint
>>153205272Don't care.
>>153205290You wouldn't get it.
Yeah this thread is cooked I’m spending my night in /mu/ instead.
>>153205312You're right. I don't get begging for gay sex from other anons on /hoc/.
This goddamn PENNSYLVANIAN is scoring GOALS on DEFENSE, you lousy PRICKS!
>panties
>>153205315>currently 7 /kpop/ threads in the catalog
>shitties
mein snugger :)
>>153205329I love kpop.
>>153205224North coast, in my hometown which is similar to YEG in size and population, i hate huge citiesSpent my best years there until covid came, saw everything deteriorate at record speed, realized the government only wanted indians and not people like me, so i left last year and found my country richer and devoid of lunacy in comparisonI still love Berta, my school my old job and my friends, but i want to have a big family and a big housenand that's simply not possible for me there
>>153205339kys
>>153205329Where do you think he's going
lmao its jeet night in Edmonton. they are celebrating them just for being jeets
>florida lost in regulationbased blues
>>153205348/wpop/
>>153205320Not gay if dick is in their mouths.
/hoc/ is more active than /mu/
>>153205315>/mu/ a bit gay, but i don't judgefor me it's /ck/
The Panthers choked with 7 seconds left kek
>>153205349what is the problem here?
>>153205377gross
GARY YOU FUCKING RATWhere are the power plays? My daddy is going to send you a nasty email!
>>153205377Time to goon
>>153205385why not have a diwali night instead?
>>153205377>/ck/I'm about to try out the new Ultimate Garlic Parm Doritos while watching some hockey.
>>153205385Their continued existence
>>153205402that is vancouver's gimmick
Honestly the flames are better than their record shows
>>153205424how so?
>>153205429Wolf is costing them wins
>>153205429When you put it that way my Canucks are honestly better than their record shows.
Nobody really told this bitch that a flaming horse is Calgary's thing?>diversity>Hongcouver
if the Oilers can get two more they can get this game tied up
>KKKolesarlol what the fuck
>>153205415i miss the jinder mahal and bollywood boys angle desu
>>153205377I can see why she doesn't have a boyfriend
>>153205502she overcooks the shrimps
>>153205506Plus it looks disgusting and the taste would be horrendous.
>>153205506And also has no idea how to actually make a good sandwich. Who the fuck wants a steak and shrimp between a hamburger bun?
>>153205506how long do i cook shrimps for?
>>153205520until you can play table hockey with it
>>153205080imagine if they had an award for the player with the most points instead of having to use the mvp award as a dubious substitute...
>>1532055201. don't buy shrimps2. if you get your hands on high quality shrimps boil them in flavourful liquid for 5-8 minutes or grill them for 1-2 minutes per side
KRAKEN SSKKKAAARRRRRR!!!! Look at that trade value /hoc/!!
>l2ffsand while I was typing this>laff3
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
dylan is winning
And another!!! Kraken going full Monty!!!
one time i worked at a bar/restaurant and the black guy kept saying skrimps
>monty mentioned
>>153205559based
>>153205566If I was the quirky black side character I would work in a shramp
>>153205571wrong monty
Finished drinking my beer from the budwieser goal light glass but neither team scored yet so I can't get the light going.
>>153205586>4-0 after 12 minutessomething something gary bettman something something
Leafs bros...are we really about to waste another year of the Matthews era?
Should the Canucks trade for Shane Wright?
>>153205604Montour got his first hat trick that game, final score 8-2. Next match-up Montour got the league scored of fastest OT goal; 3 seconds.
David "Mein" Kampf
>>153205563>Going Full MontyI didn't need the image of them stripping everything like that British movie.
>>153205377It's 100% her boyfriend who's filming. This is just to get simps to follow her social media.
>>153205615The guys on the radio tried to entertain that idea by trading away EP40 but couldn't convince themselves that any GM would be retarded enough to take on that contract without significant retention.
>>153205615For who? Pettershit? Judy Garland?
cool it with the>anti semitism>homophobiaand>antileafobia/hoc/ is for everyone
>>153205635chytil
>>153205645/krak/ doesn't anymore centers, that's been a big problem with wright
I'm laffing my ass off tonight
BOOOOOOUCH BOMBMY FUCKING OILIES
>shorks
>>153205641Nice.
Draisaitl's ability to look like a retard for an entire game except for 3 plays that end up in the back of the net is insane.
I truly find 0-0 games thrilling. Like someone has to score, who is it gonna be?
>it was 3-0
>>153205701And he is /our retard/
oh i've seen enough the oilers are the greatest sports franchise of all time
>>153205668You're like three days too late. The Leafs season ended against Buffalo.
>McDraichard drag the Oilels to another undeserved victorySick of this shit Gary, at least you're making the East interesting this year, the West is boring as hell.
>>153205703Probably not the Leafs desu
>>153205703>someone has to scoreNot in the regular season
SHORKSSHORKSSHORKS
>>153205712The West has been boring for a decadeThe East isn't much better, been basically the same teams in the playoffs for a long time
>>153205716While it may not count as a goal for the scorer, it is still equally degrading for the goalie.
>>153205403I made borger, toasted italian bread with butter instead of bun and homemade big mac sauce>>153205588Whats thatGo Ducks
lmao veGAYs BTFO
what the fuck was that
>SHORKS>IT WAS 3-0HOOOOOOOY LMAOOOOO
>>153205725Like getting a blow job from your sister
OILERS ARE THE HOCKEY GODS
HYMEN
>>153205738some bullshit
PLAY THE TAPEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok
>>153205724Buffalo, Detroit, and Montreal are blowing through the Atlantic and the Metro is a giant retard slapfight. That's better than lol Oilerswin and lol Dallas/Mild/Avswin.
That probably should be goalie interference
SHORKS HYMEN STATUS:BROKEN AND POUNDED TO DUST
HYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153205741hot
>>153205731I ordered pizza. Shit is so cash
Remove McDrai and Celebrini and the Sharks win 2-0 so I'm taking this as a moral victory.
That should put an end to all Celebrini for the Hart discussion.
>>153205741I wish I had a sister who I could have experimented with desu
>>153205738>shorks
Hahahahahahahaha
>>153205760Delicious cope bud
>>153205759That penne pizza slice looks crazy.
>>153205759>yo man what kinda pizza you want>"rigatoni my dude"
>>153205741you shouldn't talk be so sex negative leaf, your sister gives very dignified blowies
>>153205759Did you ask them to just put whatever leftovers they had on it?
Shorks c'mon man
Any other team it would have been 4-0 sharks. But Mcavi fellated the refs. And here we are. This is like the 1939-1941 in ww2. you know that in the end hitler will blow his head off in a bunker, but god this sucks right now.
This is all on Ingram btw, bro stopped EVERY shot that wasnt a retarded rebound or defender gift
>>153205795Ingram/Jarry might be the ticket, but they still really need to tighten up defensively and have more production from anyone who isn't McDrai
>>153205759fugggi would wear 39 sized pants if i had the freedom to live in burgerzuela
Lmao refs gave the Sharks a freebie when Celebrini said he didnt get high sticked
They had that coming having not lost in garytime for three months.
>>153205775duuuuude
>>153205774>>153205775It's quite good
>>153205808>Ingram/Jarry might be the ticketFucking listen to yourself man. Actually consider what you just typed seriously.
>>153205826i look like that and cry when confetti is dropped on me like that
>>153205826Yuuuup
>>153205783No, I ordered a random selection of menu items
A Nazi, the Hollow Man, and a cross-eyed retard are DRAGGING LOSERS to CUP FINALS and basically you are fucking stupid. Click here to be filled with false hope FOR FREE.
>>153205809It's unfair how many more options they have compared to us.
On a positive note maybe that was the loss that will really fire this team up.I got shit in the gdt for saying they never close but if you watch these games, most of the wins during that streak have been incredibly lucky. They’ve had like a 9 game or streak which also helps, but most of those games they let the other team claw their way back, even forcing or.To me that’s not closing a fucking game just because they’ve managed to string a bunch of those wins together. Again, they’re really good in it when they don’t throw out fucking Ferraro and lil to start it. But allowing teams to come back time and again is not closing a game.They need to figure it out. Even the Canucks game, if you actually watched it they didn’t look great in the third. Had a great cushion and all, but the Canucks very well could have gotten within a goal and then pulled their goalie in that one too.It really feels like the majority of the games they’ve had where they built a comfy 2+ goal lead it’s been a grind to finish instead of continuing to control the puck well and threaten on offense.
Oilers finally won 3 in a row
I don't watch either of these teams, who is this chick?
>>153205826Vintage 2017 memes
good guys won tonight
>>153205885didnt they do that in a final recently
copeysisters...
They're doing it again
>>153205904yea its another thing the mild have never done
>>153205890She'd be hotter with a penis
>>153205936many are saying this
>>153205936heated
>>153205890The only white person left in detroit
people booed adin hill at t-mobile
>>153205975They'll still manage to lose in OT
>>153205983dude looks drunk in the creaseconstantly trying to flex, clearly still hurt
>>153205975lol
rest in peace my granney she got hit by a BOUCH-ZOOKA
>now we got a goalO'Connor with the scar!
>l4ffshehe
>>153205974You could cut the irony in this post with a knife
SEATTLEKRAKENSSSSSKKKKKKKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>sir a second Wright SSSKKKAAARRR has hit the laffs net
i want the xheattle trannies to leave
How are we losing to this ass team that is tanking
>>153206029too bad fagtard
my canesies :)
>>153206029I don't mind Seattle fans. Being gifted a shit team to start builds stronger character than whatever Vegas fans have become.
>>153206035You are 16-22 in regulation. You are an ass team
>>153206014Why don't teams always simply hurl other players at the goalie so they can score unopposed?
>>153205827Mad your shorks lost, I understand
bros whats happening
The Shorks might have shorked but the Krakheads and Nuckers are still carrying the Aquatic Alliance to a victory tonight.
>>153206035Theyre goalieOur injuriesTheyre refs
How is this the 10th best powerplay in the league? How small are other teams PPs?
>>153206074based
>>153206074nuckbros doing their best to get the other 3 into playoff spots
>>153206080Most pps in the league are limp and small, maybe pks are simply too good desu
>4:20 to go in the 3rd period and the Canucks up 1 to nothing.
>>153206051they're /our/ shit team and /our/ retarded management and ownership group
This loss and the vegas loss really hurt the most this year. Vegas because obviously it’s vegas and I want to defeat evil.But this one is painful because we had this. It wasn’t one of these games where we lose but it felt deserved or we take a beating and it’s just fun.Warso needs to wake up and really reflect about the poor coaching decisions of the last period and OT.We need to address the defence situation. Like Klingberg was truly having one of his Klingberg game. It was terrible.I don’t know why, but this is really a sour loss for me
mountain gang ride up!
>
MITCH MARNER SCAAAAAAAAAAR>Also fuck this captcha
>>153206106nice little hill you got there
>>153206106you're only allowed because of symmetry and also we're all too lazy to make a new picture
Stars really fell apart in the 3rd period
mitch mitch mitch
HOLY DUCK THE DALLASS FRAUDS HAVE SOMEHOW LET THE VEGASS FRAUDS COME BACKWHAT THE FUCK
>>153206122just like my shorks
>>153206116>>153206121i mean its downtown habsland
>McCann empty netter>laff5
it's actually pronounced mount retard
What the DUCK
I'M BLUEGH DA BU DI DA BU DAI
>THEY MAY NEVER WIN AGAIN
>>153206107samoa joe
>>153206129It's literally just a hill
its like playoff laffs finally leaked into the regular season
Rick Dhaliwal said Nikita Tolopilo was the Canucks goalie of the future and now the rest of the league gets to see it.
>>153206121replace it with LA
>>153206142brrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr brrrr brrrr brrrrrrrrrr
Common Otter implosion
gg laffs, got worried there for a second
>>153206154Montreal is culturally more of a mountain town than LA.
I dont want to live on this planet any more.
>>153206146What if I roll down the large hill and generate an impressive amount of speed
>>153206167
>>153206168I would be impressed
>gary out to end the nightGuess he wanted to put a sour taste in my mouth before I see tomorrows schedule.
What's with all the multi-goal comebacks tonight
>>153206181>before I see tomorrows schedule.oh wow. Incredibly grim.
>>153206168ezfrom the top of the mountain to the river you could just coast your way downwhatever the retards say you get dizzy headed on top of it because of the altitude
>ShootoutVegas is finished
>>153206106Bro do you live in those snowden high rises next to St Joseph's oratory? My buddy used to live in that building
okay seriously though is Jason Robertson Chinese or Japanese I don't actually know
>>153206206Filipino
>>153206197>adin hill in a shootout*flops*
YEEEEEEHAW
>>153206202nah but my brother used to live in one of themim a weirdo that frequents the mountain at night
Cant way to read on basedbin dot vegas why this isnt hills fault
oh yeah, another discount code for my /hoc/ frens
>>153206238I'd rather go full price canada than discount alaska
WHOAAAAAAAAAA FAT COPEYBAM BA LAMWHOAAAAAAAAAA FAT COPEYBAM BA LAMFAT COPEY HAD A CHILDBAM BA LAMDOESN'T HAVE FULL VISITATION BAM BA LAM
stars win :]
>>153206245don't blame you tbdesu fampai
donde esta el copamente
>>153206238getting litty on the one way deportation flight to columbus
>>153206265EN FRANÇAIS
>>153206249based
>>153206271People are moving there
>>153206226I used to go up there with my ex. Now I also venture alone
>>153206218YOU KNOW I LIKE MY CHICKEN FRIED
>>153206276ou est le batard du vegasou est la bete meprisable
>>153206314>où>bâtard>bête>méprisablehave some standards anon
Business Idea: 2 points for a win and 0 points for a loss, no exceptions. Why keep wins at 2 when there are no other ways to gain points? Because bigger numbers look more impressive, simple as.
>>153206335make losses -3 points
>>153206335Throw out all regular season record keeping. Teams play games, my favorite hockey writers vote for which teams makes the playoffs.
hey stars thank you for your absolute ineptitude for the point bro's kek no milly
>>153206349>make every division like the pacific
heated rivalry isn't that bad
>>153206386Retard
>>153206349Toronto makes an unprecedented run of 234 consecutive years of playoff appearances with an equally unprecedented run of 234 consecutive first round exits.
>>153206396Just like my islanders
>>153206333I don't have a baguette keyboard, and I'm not gonna cheat by looking up and copying the proper accents (even though I knew 3/4) because then what's the point of being retarded on purpose
hello /hoc/please state your favourite teamand a thank you to mr gareth bettman about allowing nhl players to play in the ozempics
>>153206456>alt codes
might go to bed
>>153206480I just cracked a bo'le'o'wine to end my perfect day. But it is only 17:40. Maybe a good bed time for you.
computers r 4 pussies kwab
Morning /hoc/ wow what a comeback. Oil country this is the year!!
>>153206473>just memorize a bunch of French accent codesno
The Oilers are probably the luckiest team in pro sports the past 6 years. Them and KC Chiefs are on another level. Either refs or lucky bounces, never have to deal with controversial calls going their way
>>153206555>never have to deal with controversial calls NOT going their way
The Mammoths epic collapse. What the fuck happened?
>>153206540how did they do it every game I saw this year they were suckulent
>>153206592climate change iirc
>>153206466>please state your favourite teamWhoever is playing Can'tnada
My knighties arent even trying but they're STILL top of the pacific division (the best division). Its all over for the rest of these shit teams when they start trying
>>153206555This just in
>>153206555>luckiest team>lost back to back cupslol
I saw Bouchard doing Bouchbombs in Bakersfield and man those things were insane to see in person
>>153206617based
>>153206682If the Kings weren't complete KWABs the Oilers would have been eliminated in the first round. The playoffs last season Edmonton had no business getting out of the first round but the Kings folded completely. Byfield's stupid ass made a monumental mistake not knowing how to clear the fucking puck with 30 secs left
>>153206622Kek
>>153206686I think I've figured out his secret weapon
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>>153206700>If the team was better they would have wonStunning insight
Whatever you do, do NOT address Calvin Pickard by his initials
Lmao it was 3-0
dad opened my damn package
>>153206884a parcel addressed to you or your package
>>153206884
>>153205761Celebrini didn't play in OT moron. The fucktard coach lost that game
>>153206773The Kings were the better team, it's just they folded under pressure when faced with any adversity. The Oilers had a LOT of luck go their way in that series and if you can't recognize that then you are not worth my time
>>153206935>The kings were the better team except for when they weren't which is why they lostOkay
>>153206917sharks don't have the ability to play hoki
>>153206884HEATED cussin
>>153207067that will be $5,000 thank you
>>153206975Thanks for recognizing I was correct
The Kalogeras sister won this game for the Oilers
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>>153207132huge downgrade desu
>>153206972
Wild win, all the other, faggot-ass bitch, teams lose. kek.
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>>153207219stars won retard
>>153207149Not for me lol I'm not gay.
>>153207230>scoring more garyout goals is winningkek. RETARD. good goy. keep comsoooming.
>a-asstards won r-rreeeeetardddd!!!!!kwab
>>153207240we don't sign our posts here
>>153207247No one asked you, redditor. kys and fucking drown your family.
>>153207255oopsie poopsie, I made the mildcuck mad, wonder when he's gonna beg for gay sex again
>>153206917dafuq? why not start celelbrini?
wild fans are weird. sure dilly and samir get mad when you say no milly but the wild have literally never won anything KWAB
>>153207296Minnesota sports teams in general seem to be complete ass with incredibly obnoxious fans
>>153207296lmao they've never even been to the final
>>153207296They'll win one before any of the 7 KWABnadian teams do
>>153207293coach was obviously trying some kind of defensive opener that would switch to offence when the opportunity presented itself, but you've still got to put the best player out there when the other team is doing that.
I'm so glad the Bruins aren't playing the Bolts at Benchmark Arena on sundee with that insidious mind control device they have. It's like a twisted 1960s Soviet experiment.
>>153207293"Defense" and Macklin was gassed because Warso rolls 2-3 lines
>>153207398kek
Since when is it not called amalie ???
>>153207424Of course that's no excuse not to use Misa, Smith, or Dickinson. Our coach just blows
>>153207433for me it's the st. pete times forum
>>153207424was he, though? he's been playing more minutes than almost everyone in the league all season, but they actually dialed that back a bit in the last couple weeks.
I enjoy watching the Avs lose
you know i gotcha.. yea...BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
The Shark..for such a vicious predator, you'd expect it not to get stuck in a little...Oil. Hehe
>>153207317They’ve played two finals.
>>153207816work on your delivery bud
>>153207840Bud delivered on 04/17/22
>>153207849kek true
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