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>>153207902He's right, both Lleyton Hewitt and Jim Courier on the Australian coverage said the medical timeout for Alcaraz's cramp was bullshit and should not have been allowed
Zverev forever defeated edition
Predict how many games Djokovic wins cause this will be a brutal slapping. Unfortunate for grug since Binner is 100% killing him in the finals
>>1532079316-46-46-3Sinnman wins
This is not the thread
>>1532079317
>>1532079316:0, 6:1, 6:2 for the dooey cheating drughead sinner. There is a chance NoVaxx might retire because of an (((injury))).
Why didn’t poosetti just do what grug did instead of quitting like a bitch?
>>1532079318 if he doesn't retire
>>153207937
I want to bet on Syringer 3-0 but I lost $600 on Alcatranz 3-0 and I don't have any money left
It's funny how the mental giants are the same people who dominate athletically and never feel fatigue. This isn't only about this match as Zverev is def mentally weak, but he was also losing a step already at the end of set 2, and by midways of set 5 he was completely dead to the point his serve deteriorated massively. When you combine this with Alcaraz and starting to play like it's set 1 (due to a massive dope usage), it doesn't take much mental giantness to turn it around, it's the logical endpoint.You'd imagine that after seeing the same thing happen again and again and again for 21 years through 3 different players, people would learn, but I guess thinking isn't the strong suit of this place.
Novax has already reached the maximum allowed singles slams (24). He will never get to 25 no matter how long he plays.
>>153207960kek why do people gamble
>>153207944You know the answer, you just refuse to acknowledge bc it would be too painful.
>>153207902why does he make trannies seethe so much?
>>153207944he tore his groin, Grug was just cramping
when the fuck is the match starting
>>153207977Because he has it all, the looks and the accomplishments.
>>153207979They showed a replay of when grug got hurt it looked like he hyperextended his knee
Beating Zverev as a top 5 player is mandatory. It's always free money. Sasha made me a wealthy man
>>153207989We had to honor the literally who silent generation player. I was hoping Margaret Court was going to give an anti-LGBT sermon but it looks like we are starting.
This is going to be the saddest loss for Djoko since the Wimby SF last year
I wonder what is is about following sports that makes people refuse to use their brain, but rather let their biases drive them to beliefs that makes them feel good, no. matter how idiotic they are. Is it because the lifes of such a huge majority are miserable, so this offers them comfort and and an escape from it all? Or are human beings just so stupid on average, that any sort of logical thinking is too much for them?Both options are unfortunately terrible.
Girls not allowed btw>>153207902Why new thread? We were only on page 4.
>The Cramping and Injury Open
>>153208050We were at 1100 replies
Zverev probably wants to be known as the best player to never win a slam, instead of being one of many having won a single slam.
>>153207960SOVL
>>153208061So? Don’t crowd the catalog
>>153208064It's definitely more memorable, like no one fucking remembers the random guys who won RG before Rafa
It's over.
>>153208077it would be pretty memorable if zverev won one after so many chokes though
>>153208077Zverev will be forgotten even faster
" It is the king of Melbourne vs the heir apparent "
Already over for NoVaxx.
I can't watch Nole get chewed up and spit out Nolebros. Good night
>>153208064Honestly I think he is just a cuck
I HATE SINNER NIGGERS
>>153208095Sleep well honey
must be depressing to lose to an upgraded version of yourself
>>153208050>Girls not allowed btwOnly WTA uggos
It's Djokovicover
Why was this the night match when it was always going to be the worse of the two?
>2-0 dopinerYup this is going to end in straights, no point in watching. Good night.
This will be quick, I hope Alcaraz is recovering good for Sunday
When does Djok retire
>>153207902anyone gonna make a webm of the guy on the grass outside of the main court who when then tv camera went past him, he pretended to be sucking on a big dickhappened 2 mins ago
>>153208140in about 45 minutes
Djokovic himself said he is okay to be Sinner's bottom bitch after the USO, he will enjoy it as long as it lasts
>>153208128Because boomers and indians somehow still think NoVaxx has a chance. His vulture times are over.
>>153208143I mean from the sport
>>153208128So Melbournians can wake up early on the sabbath tomorrow
Guys, i just woke up. How was the Alcaraz - Zverev match?Scoreline looks insane
>>153208149in about 45 minutes
>go to bed before the Zverev-Alcaraz game, knowing full well Zverev will lose as always>check the results in the morning, see it was very close>now I am disappointedAt this point, is he the „most accomplished“ player to never win a slam?
>>153208153last set was pure kinowill be better than anything in this match
>>153208132German friend, is Sinner supported quite a bit there?
John macenroe getting dark on the commentary
>>153208145>Fraud fan still trying to push his pajeet agenda against the Balkan god
>>153208165Other anon, but what makes you think that?
>>153208168Elaborate please
>>153208168i don't know how anyone can still listen to him, he's more washed than novak
Joke-a-vich should’ve retired when he was on top like Federer did. Now he just looks like a silly old man drifting into irrelevance, and that’s how he’ll be remembered
>wake up>another zverev choke>got broken while serving out the set twice I expected ut but still I am dissapointed, this guy will never win a slam
>asterisk slam if Novak wins (due to convenient Musetti retirement)>asterisk slam if Jannik wins (due to convenient roof closure)>asterisk slam if Carlos wins (due to convenient cramps MTO)
>>153208175retiring is lame it's great that he keeps going
Djokovid must delay the end of the match. Sinner will get worse as time goes by, eventually even gased.
>>153208175Roger, it’s time to let go
>>153208170Saar he's the goat saar please support india saar.
>>153208175he's just farming that sf dosh. the sad thing is that there's no one on tour capable of knocking him before the sf
#5 basically all but confirmed for dopinner, he'll cruise though on straights against this fossil and then style on a tired grug
>goat but can't even smash
>>153208175That’s like saying Michael Jordan will be remembered for his time with the Washington Wizards at the tail end of his career.
reckon these guys should play table tennis instead
>>153208203Exactly. And the fact you know about that proves my point.
>>153208173He was just saying it must be depressing for Novak to be facing a mirror version of himself in many ways while he’s old & deteriorating
>>153208171Since he's from a German speaking family and there aren't many players from Germany anyway
tennis is a dead sport
>>153208211Except Michael Jordan won’t be remembered for what he did for Washington so your point is still retarded
>>153208153Zverev the eternal cuck, did Zverev thingsCasuals got crazy, believed he would beat Alcaraz and left with the tail between their legs.
>>153208211>ExactlySo you're saying he'll be remembered as the goat just like MJ, but with a bumpy ending? Cool, I don't see a problem with that.
Italians and 1/64th wogs in new world countries on normie social media get VERY upset when you point out how Austrian Sinner is.
>>153208211kek
>>153208232He’s not full Austrian though, and you can tell that. I’d say he’s Austristic.
>>153208212he read my post and said it right after, fuck him
>>153208165In the south they support him more than Zverev, his German is better than Zverev's as well
>>153208203Didn't he only play for one team? In the looney toon movie he was with the Wizards too, if I remember correctly
>Boris Becker: "It's normal for the favorites to have more chances to say things at a tournament. This doesn't mean they get preferential treatment."Lmao even his compatriots cuck zverev.
its just wild to me that zoomers have gotten so intensely unlikeable that djokovic has become a pseudo federer in the modern game
>>153208175People say shit like this while he's ranked #4 and playing in the grand slam semifinal kek
>>153208256>djokovic has become a pseudo federer in the modern gamePlease stop. NoVaxx will never have anything that could make him anything like federer. He's on of the most unfair players that ever plsyed tennis.
>>153208254Becker always trolls Sascha, when he isn't busy doing tax fraud or banging a chocolady
>>153208242Would Musetti/Mensik vs Sinner have been such a better semi-finals though?>>153208242Where in Germany are you from?
>>153208203>>153208251Won 6 titles with the BullsThen he retired for 3 years, came back and played with the Wizards for 2 seasons, he was 40 at that time
>>153208175Federer played for over a decade without being able to make five semis in a row.
>>153208064>best player to never win a slamthat would always be Nalbandian for defeating big 3 when they were ranked top 3 in a single tournament
>>153207902Truly the worst era of tennis. Nothing likeable about grug or panik pisser.
>>153208192thisif you can make it to the semis for an easy x mil every slam why not keep going a bit longer
>>153208267calm down roger
>>153208271Sindelfingen
>>153208282>>153208192But he shouldn’t actually be in this game. It was only because that Giuseppe guy retired injured
fluke set, novak in 4
In my eyes NoVaxx is already overperforming.
I like how panik pisser has been caught cheating multiple times and only got a slap on the wrist. Zverev is right, that the popes boy toy gets a free pass.
>>153208300based Fed
>>153208289Nicht witzig. Where are you really from?
>>153208300Definitely, I half expected him to get bagelled after those first 3 games
I can’t watch the game live.Can you describe the game in three words?
>>153207968He's still the GOAT though because 1 men's slam is worth at least 5 women's slams.
>>153208332Total boomer humiliation.
>>153208332Djokovic chases Jannik
>>153208332Djokovic. Should. Retire.
>>153208332Coked up 24 year old beats up old man.
This looks a lot classier and more technical than the Grug-Womenabuser one.
Based Jannik will save us from the Grug MTO menace in the fresh cool conditions on Sunday. No excuses
>>153208342That’s like nein words, not drei words
>first game in the second set and NoVaxx id already tiredLmao vulture this old man.
Even if Djok got 25 there's no way he could catch up to Shingo Kunieda who has 28 slams (plus four gold medals)
just a few more games until sinner starts feeling mysteriously unwell
>>153208332sinner djokovic sinner
>>153208371This lmao.
2 Time caught ped absuer breaks 40 year vegan old man over his knee. Super surprising outcome!
he's sweating like he played 5 sets during the day
olympics looms after thislooking forward to seeing more europeans throwing themselves down a mountain for my entertainment
>>153208371What if he switches to wheelchair tennis and wins 5 slams
>>153208332first break wins
another 0-15sinner is starting to crumble
>>153208392will Jannik ski there?
>>153208410Don't worry he will miracilously recover after a quick bathroom break.
Imagine mocking Zverev today. You people deserve another fifteen years of the same 2-3 players winning everything whilst shouting 'GOAT this, GOAT that' like the retard meme-spouters you are.
>>153208420Yeah lets ignore NoVaxx and his little magic potions he always took when he was loosing.
>>153208426we're supposed to watch that and not have fun with it?
What is Sinner doing? All he needs to do is smash groundstrokes into the corners and Djokovic can't respond to that anymore
starting to think Sinner will get the calendar slam
>>153208426keep crying creatura
>>153208413I'm sure we can find an event for him
Lol sinner plays with him now. Give up old man.
>>1532084282 time tested cheater for PEDs vs novaxx. I wonder who is more likely to be cheating!
>>153208436Do you think at some point he'll start beating Alcaraz every time? Like having 12 wins in a row in h2h or sth?
>letting old man Djokovic break youSinner is fucking done lads
we have the moral victory already bros
...
what's up now motherfuckers
>binner
uh oh stinky
We're Noback
Novakbros we are so fucking BACK
Sinner is finished, 11 slams tops
>double faultMental midget lol.
>>153208451not that extreme, but I reckon Sinner will dominate the h2h for a period.
>>153208466>We're Noback>0-30 on his serve
>>153208472We'll see, he better win Sunday
BIGHOLD
>Zverev was asked about Carlos Alcaraz’s medical time out while cramping during their match at the Australian Open>Zverev: “He was cramping. Normally you can't take a medical timeout for cramping. But what can I do? It's not my decision. I didn't like it, but it's not my decision.""We heard you speaking in German when it was first happening and he was taking the MTO.. what were you saying?">Zverev: "I just said it was bullshit basically.""About them being protected?">Zverev: “To be honest it was 17 hours ago. I don’t quite remember. I’m sure somebody has it on video and you can check. But to be honest I don’t want to talk about this right now. I think this is one of the best battles there ever was in Australia. It doesn’t deserve to be the topic.”
WHAT NOW
BIG BRAINBIG HEARTBIG BALLS
>>153208501He handles it well, I'd be more frustrated and be calling it out non-stop. He probably knows that'd be viewed as seething with no outcome though
>>153208426kwab
>>153208471how do you type this thinking you'll get away with it after like 15 years of this fuckery
breakback soonnothing ever happens
Truly the Novak Djokovic of tennis
>>153208472You have to remember Carlos does the ear thing to the crowd at every point which definitely plays a part
>>153208519you just know it will happen
>>153208522I hate that shit, so obnoxious. Have some class.
>Craig on Novak's sideThe fix is in
>let's listen in to the coaches>let's-a-go!>forza!
>>153208501>Normally you can't take a medical timeout for crampingIt's permitted when it's heat related, he should read the rules, oh I forgot he left school at 15, the cuck can't even read
How does Head allow Binner to continue using the paintjob 2 generations old? It's almost like he's telling Head's R&D and Marketing teams that they're absolutely shit at their jobs. He's meant to endorse the newest Speed and he's still using the 2022 version, albeit it is the nicest one compared to the ugly shit they've put out the last couple of years
>>153208522What's Carlos IQ? Because he looks retarded af
Sinner is actually so fucking good, it's crazy. I was of the opinion that he was still below prime Fed/Nadal/Joko but I think he's on par now. But then again, 60yo Djokovic is about to take a set off him rn so I dunno
It's over for NoVaxx.
Oldmanovic is doing his best Monfils impression
That was fucking sick
Sinner is so fucking shit man, that's two return games in a row he should have won and bottled both
>>153208546Baseline babby, when they inevitably speed up the courts again he'll get exposed soon enough, he won't transition as well slow to fast as the Big 3 did with the fast to slow. Alcaraz, Shelton would absolutely cuck him if courts were a tad quicker
>>153208543at least 70
>>153208543Higher than Zverev's, lower than Sinner's
Djokobot level service game that
People complaining about Zverev but let's remember, that Zverev was diagnosed with Diabetes at 4 years old.Today at 28, he's World No.3 and just played a 5 hour close epic match...He's an Example for every Diabetic child. He also runs a foundation for Diabetic Children
>>153208571>Wall of textIn one word he's a subhuman
>that>wall of textfucking kek germs have a sense of humour after all
>>153208546He's not as relentless as Novak and Nadal on defense. He also hasn't been punched in the mouth in his prime yet. Don't think his mental game is as strong as Nadal or djokovic.
>>153208571>muh insulinKWAB
THEGREATEST
boomerbros, are we back?
turned into a fucking servebot lmao
>>153208571it's diabetes not aids relax
LET’S GOOOO
b a s e d
>>153208562>Baseline babby, when they inevitably speed up the courts again he'll get exposed soon enough>t. guy in the 2000s talking about Djokovic
Sinnshit ahah, losing against a 39year old.Another transition era player, Alcatraz will sadly clean up from here
Grandpa still got it
Novak might as well go aggressive on second serves because Sinner is winning the majority of points on his second serve anyway
LET'S FUCKING GO NOVAX
>Albo also at this matchKek he's been at the tennis all day and soon to be night
How is Novax doing this at 43?
cucked by unc
>>153208074>Don’t crowd the catalogIronic from the faggot thread splitter
Did taxpayer money fund albos tickets for both semis today?
>>153208600Federer had to also because of his loss of athleticism. What's crazy is Nadal lasted as long as he did on smashing alone. Well, not that crazy with the massive doping.
>>153208612tennis heritage
Why didn't Murray stay on as his coach?
Someone post the clip of Albo doing the impressed "ohoho" face at the tenny
Nolebros...we can hold our head up high now when we lose. No other ATG has been able to do this ever. I'm proud to be a fan
novax biggest chud in tennis
>>153208620Nadal's last slam was at 36.0 years old. He didn't last that long. And won 14 of his 22 before 30yo
Crazy how much Sinner has regressed since winning wimbledon, unc is not even playing well and got a set off him. Well congratz to Alcaraz on the career grand slam tho
He's taking sets off superior players decade plus younger than him LMAO.
If Novax wins this tournament it puts a huge permanent dent on the state of modern tennis. Federer easily put a stop the 90s boomer greats like Sampras and Agassi when he started hitting his prime. Sincaraz allowing a 39 year old would be a disgrace
Ken Rosewall looks like a WW2 vet
Is Nole the undisputed goat now?
Sinner is failing. Djokovic will win.
>>153208641yes, this set specifically made him the goat
>>153208641The undisputed goat is Shingo Kunieda
>>153208641>now
>>153208631to be fair Nadal was injured like twice as much as the other two, his style of play was never gonna survive as long as Fed's tendency to S+V and Djokovic being a pusher
>>153208641Yes (Margaret Court is the women's GOAT)
>>153208217We are not allowed to support ethnic Germans. Saying Sinner is basically German is a social taboo because it implies there is a state of being German beyond holding the passport of the Federal Republic of Germany. But yes, personally, I consider him German in that sense and therefore kind of like him
>>153208641Sinner is currently disputing it
>>153208632Whoever wins right wins the tournament. Alcaraz got softened up against Manure and will be weary after playing 5.50 hours. Alcaraz not big enough on serve to survive Sunday.
>>153208651Lol cmon, Serena is a bigger GOAT than novak is.
Binner literally ran off court to dope. Fuck this shit.
>>153208641That would be Serena, being as dominant as her while simultaneously dealing with all the racism she's had to endure as a POC adds another 10 slams to her in my book
>>153208671Cheaters gonna cheat.
>>153208641No, only 3 Slams before Federer turned 30 isn't enough. If he beats Sinner maybe, but it won't happen
novak is getting into his autistic rage modehe's winning this shit
>>153208676Different sports. Novak plays tennis. Serena played women's tennis.
Djokovic v alcaraz final is the worst possible outcome
>>153208683He looks the better player
You guys see they have these "self checkout" things at the supermarket now? Basically you pay for and bag your own groceries without the need of a cashier.
>>153208676Save the woke shit for /tennis/.
>>153208693Agreed, but it will happen.Sinner looks like shit.
>>153208697What do you mean by now?They have been around for 10/15 years.
finally a good fucking match
>>153208700Djokovic needs to stop looking like a grandpa on returns for me to believe he can win this match.
loool sinner is such a weak faggot
>>153208708Just needs to wait for the Sinnman's double faults now that he lost faith
where the fuck did this prime Djokobot serving game come from?
If he defeats both binner and grug in succession will this still be an asterix slam?
Sinner in 4
>>153208711Slighly better Medvedev.Zero big titles on clay, even the Ruskie got one
Why is Novax just ace-ing Sinner? He can barely hit 200 now.
why are ballboys allowed isnt it child labor
Musetti would have heemed both these bots
>>153208719hes a gayer, uglier medvedev and if I was in the same room as him I'd kill him
>>153208692Yes, Serena plays women's tennis therefore has to deal with PMS which male players never have to, another reason why she's the GOAT, I'm glad we agree on this
>>153208717confetti kwab'd
https://store.steampowered.com/app/760640/Tennis_Elbow_4/Yay or nay? I miss a good tennis videogame, and we'll never get another Top Spin...
So rage mode Musetti is better than regular Sinner?
>>153208733Sinner is a shell of himself right now
>name is literally Sinner>wants us to think he’s not the villain
old man busting a lung only to lose in straights to grug on sunday
just me or was zverev playing better than both of these guys rn
Just how bad newgen players are, geriatric patient are beating them in their supposed primeNot to talk about mental midgets Zverev, Tsitsipas and Medvedev that were supposed to be the "next Big3"Jannik and Carlos would be Hewitt tier in prime OG Big3 era
>>153208697I steal all my food that way, more money for hookers
Zverev beats women
>>153208733Rage mode musetti can only last two sets so not a threat in a grand slam.
>>153208722They won the great linesman ballkid court war
>>153208746and women beat sinner
>>153207931You can't delete this
>>153208737take my upvote good sir for the extremely reddit greentext
>>153208746did he really or did they just want money?
>>153208746>he posted, hatefully
>>153208697what backwater shithole you live in mate? Palantir has been integrated with Coles for like 2 years now
>>153208738Djokovic has a winning record and owns Carlos at the AO.
The sinnoid meltdown when he loses this will be incredible
Wait, why did the Sinman apologize lol
>>153208754Checked
NoVaxx is tired and giving up.
australian commentators are such retarded faggots lmaonobody needs your dollar store armchair takes >LE PLAYER HERE NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF MENTAL RESILIENCE CRICKEY IF HE HAD HIT THE BALL BETTER HE WOULDVE WON
>>153208764he is the beta reddit onions bugman doormat personified
unc is cooked
Here comes the fake djoker 'im injured' mindfuck
they brought out the heart attack gun
The only scenario where Novak wins is if he manage to hypnotize Jannik
>"Novak doesn't look great">wins the next 3 pointsI've seen this episode before
what a grim top 10>Greatest Choker OAT>never won anything relevant, last title won was a 250 in fucking 2022>le 4 (four) total sets won 0-18 H2H vs Sincaraz man>Shitz>small title vulture>Sheldon>small title vulture
Zinner got his little bathroom boost.
Something something le vax xddd
>heart attackI thought he was unvaxxed?
>>153208767he's doing the classic unc tricks of taking an eternity to serve to regain breath
>>153208774Alcorizz got a medical time out for a cramp. Djoko gonna take a nap after this set
3-66-36-26-1Djoko masterclass
>>153208775They used the blood glucose gun in the last set of the other semi
Djokovic is tired, the old man needs to sleep
He's sweating like a pig. Give up old man.
Roids and Covid finally catching up
>>153208787that only works on nephews, surely Sinner isn't going to get nep'd by Djoker
im 3738 is youngyou young bucks dont even realize
>>153208802Can't compete with a 24 year old meth head when you are a 40 year old vegan staying up past your bed time.
gettin' a bit embarrasing sinner mate. Finish this geezer quick or I'm going to sleep.
Might be the worst I've ever seen Sinner play. Djoko is literally dying and he's still struggling to finish points
>>153208809okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
>>153208784AAACK
Giannik Sinnitini is NOT my goat
Djokovic being too performative with these ‘pains’ we know your tricks old man
Looks like Sinner is due for a MTO
>>153208809
>>153208808>that only works on nephewsThis is the post. New thread pls
Can djoko do it?
this was the game to break him. now it's over
>>153208815was looking alright first set, pretty average since
Wait djokovid is actually dying in the bench, never saw him like that
>>153208819You sure he's not german?What with that self fisting maneuvering
Novak should simply retire, he suffers with zoomies
Nole's totally busted lmao, he's playing for life
I have to poop
Is sinner taking a bit off the serve? It’s been shit.
Two passing shots back to back
Retire old man.
Zinner wanking the pope off after winning every simple rally.
>>153208817>>153208823get the fuck out of here you filthy rats
Literally the face of death
Why does Nole persevere so? You're the goat man. You made your money, you've left a legacy, so retire and enjoy life. Eat some chocolate.
The Long Covid...... activate it.
I guess rod laver arena is a fitting place for him to go into cardiac arrest and die doing what you love
>>153208837novak too
>>153208840He can retire the GOAT whenever he wants. He can play on his terms for now.
>>153208809I'm 46 and fuck every week a whore. My endurance is still top tier and the cock hard as a rock
>>153208849BECAUSE ZOOMERS DESERVE TO DIE
>>15320884925-6 is much better than 24-7.He's thinking ahead
Time for zinners 5th meth hit of the night.
>>153208819>grabs his own ass
>>153208856
>get gassed out>starts playing goodhow does this happen?
>>153208865Damn kids and their adhd meds
think he just swallowed some vomit
>>153208871Second wind.
>>153208871haha
This is an ugly matchup. Bring Tsonga
TOTAL ZOOMER GENOCIDE
.
Did Sinner forget he wants to win this match
Sinner looks shit.
Sinner's forehand is looking shit
we need to break here
Why is Djokovic hitting with more power than Sinner. Why is sinner resorting to drop shots?
What the FUCK is binner doing
Never been more blatent dopers than these two
Who is the crowd backing?
>>153208890Yeah wtf there’s nothing on it
>>153208903DjokovicThey cheered way louder when he entered
NoVaxx made the sign to take drugs.
Sinner seems immune to lobs
>>153208880Dont worry the PEDs win over veganism.
>>153208911I saw it too, pretty fucked up.They don't even hide it nowadays
>>153208903Federer fans have given up on him beng GOAT so they are rooting for under dog Djoker.
>>153208911Anyone remember that time he put a towel for his head and popped something in his mouth? I always found it weird how that was memory holed
>>153208849Because he chooses to
Djokovic signalling to Albo he's ready to take the vax to play in the GF and to not be deported
>>153208921Federer is the peak goat though
potion - ingestedsurely we're winning the set now
>Zinner gets slap on wrist for PEDs, not once but twice. >Novaxx is taking drugs guys!KEK
local boomer too angry to retire
>>153208774>>153208777the injured limping serbian = the drunk monk. unc knows all the tricks
hmmm tourist here so /tennis/ has been hijacked by WTAoids?
No one with a two-handed backhand can be the GOAT.
I hate sinner so much
Camera permanently on novaxx during breaks, no camera time for zinners coke breaks.
>>153208935based crafty vet
>eating food prepared by Vic jeetsplayed yourself Novak
>actively showing djoker popping the pillserm did nobody tell the tv guys that looks really bad for the sport?
>>153208950they're his estrogen, chud.
thank you for showing us carlos walking out of the building in his wide pants for the second time
Djokovic in 4 break here
>>153208931>minor residual substance in his system from injury sprays>unexplained power boost during match after consuming sus shit (+convenient MTOs)
NoVaxx is done. He already gave up mentally. Retire old man.
this is what strongmind looks like you useless zoomer shitheads
Novak looking half-dead over there.Monfils-like
We all know that even if Nole gets another set, Sinner will turn up the heat and take it in the end. Get some sleep lads.
he's not breaking him, gonna have to do it in the tb
>>153208968*retires in your path*
>>153208936Yes
hurry up and win this set so I can go to bed binner
Zinner must have stretched his anus good for the pope to not have been banned from the sport after testing for PEDs not once but TWICE.
I no longer need to poop
>>153208953oh so that's why his breasts are larger than binners? the more you know
>>153208929Funny how Federer's peak coincides with Roddick's peak and only Roddick's peak.
Novaxx GenocidovicNoKosovo Isn'tSerbiaovic
Remember him?
gotovo je
Camera ALWAYS on novaxx during breaks never on Zinner.Nothing suspicious at all.
Looks like novax caught the choking disease from the z man
>>153208996You get some privileges when u win 24 majors
ffuuuu
Go home old man lmao. NoVaxx more like NoChance or NoPoints.
>>153208937Only time a livestock raping peewee has ever posted something agreeable
Nole is finished
is it ogre
Der böömer ist nicht güt
Is Sinner really going to bottle another 0-40
It's Djover
Nov-ACK
Italians provoking Serbs in the crowd.This could get ugly fast
mmmm
breasts
>>153208996It's called being the main character
It's over, Sinner beats his ass again
NoChance DropASetOffAShitHit-ovic
>>153209007I literally just said this to my sister
The Sinner C game is enough to beat the best Djokovic can bring. How depressing.
AI is kind of retarded at the moment
Novax has always been a total shitter on easy shots for some bizarre reason. Always decides to do something absolutely retarded
>>153209017Do they know he is a beady eyed german or no?
>>153209022It's bo5, Novak's expertise>>153209022
>ITT: Novak haters hating>IRL: Novak playing top level tennis
in Grug we trust
>>153209024is she hot?
>>153208991legend
>>153209028What.
>>153209028He’s a counterpuncher at heart and shit off the neutral ball
>>153209017And plus the Russians and Germans with Zverev. This could turn into World War Z.
4 consecutive slam finals between the same duo.They will tie Djokodal's record. Draper better step up at the French
>>153209026THINK OF THE POLAR BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it's over. Tennis will be sinner, alcaraz and a bunch of cans. Dogshit era
>>153209028Nah, that's a fed thing
Z
>>153209032Lol no.
>>153209051alcaraz is 10000000000x better than sinner
>>153209031I'd believe this 2 years ago but he's too old now for that
>>153209051Rune would've saved us :'(
>>153209051don't forget korda
/tennis/ fedposting vs /pol/ fedposting
I want Sinner to demolish the Murcian.I demand a6-46-36-1
Prime Djoker dominates Sinner like he did Murray. Prime Djoker would lose some slams early on to Alcaraz but would eventually figure out he's all power and no brains and mind break him.
Sinner is playing like complete shit
Tbh you’d be completely fucked if you paid to watch both matches, I was asleep for the first two sets of the other semi & I already feel fucked
>>153209024Bäsed und rothpilled. Gröse minden think alikën.
>>153208980coomers are invincible indeed
>>153209047WW Z was in Israel though
aus open ballboys are jewish
>>153209066>mind break h-hot
>>153209056?
>>153209057Sinner is Intelligence while Grug is strength/agility hero
ffs sinner, I was gonna sleep
What a lucky game for NoVaxx. Just give up you're too tired old man.
>>153209078they DO call them ball boys and not skin heads
Sinner now playing his D game
Alcaraz and Sinner than the BIG THREE back in their prime?HELL NO
Sinner?More like shitter
>>153209065Doesn't look like it though.This is 90%Sinner, which makes him only a Berdych
>>153209085Where is the top lvl tennis exactly? It's all luck nothing else.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>Slam finally takes place in Aus-friendly time zone>Still can't sleep
that vomit helped him, he's back imo
>>153209092t.warinka
>>153209113What's that in your head
Tennis is the biggest joke of a sport considering they let cheaters compete with no punishment.
money to be made on sinner to win the 4th
>>153209103First time watching tennis, Xherdan?
>>153209113>vomitJannik vomited? Damn I probably missed some kino while walking thr doggo
>>153209103See>>153209032
How is sniffer losing now.
>>153209122Never been more convinced we’re going 5
>>153209124>player a plays bad - player b doesn't play well but normalWow top tennis here. Thanks saar for explaining it to me saar.
>>153209121What are you talking about? They didnt let djokovic play without taxing the vaxx. They have standards.
>>153209132Novak vomited into his towel
Got to love the southern Italians rooting for Sinner. KOEK!
baking
I want to eat Djokovic's ass so badly
>>153209139novak doesn't have it in him for 5
unc coasting up a break, it's ogre
that vomit mightve sobered novak up a bit
>>153209149He will if sinner keeps up the error rate
Don’t remember the last match I saw Rod laver watching in person, he must be on the way out
Dopey cheating drug head sinner is back.
>>153209148Sinner is currently doing that.
>>153209144Italian mate of mine at work said Sinner isnt Italian, he's "more german". Kek
This reminds me of 2022 Sinner
>>153209078Never forget Bondi Beach massacre#AustralianMassacres #NeverAgain
>>153209143Ewww
>>153209159they show him every year what are you on about
surely the ball kids start making mistakes after midnight
>>153209172Thought he stopped coming last few years
>>153209169#neveragain #in2026
the feeling of railing your doubles partner after a tournament win must be insane
>>153209167Was thinking the same
>>153209179nah we joke about how dead he looks every year
>>153209164>Mother tongue is german.>Grew up in Austrian town but technically Italy cause muh borders.>Last name sinner How is this even a debate.
>>153209175At least they get paid extra after mid-ACK!
>>153209175yeah, probably when their carriage turns back into a pumpkin and someone loses a shoe
Alcaraz is going to flame out when he turns 25 and Sinner will win about 11 slams. Neither will reach 20 slams. Need a freakish Asian kid with rage in him to match Djokovic's autism powers, but with more discipline.
NOVAK NOVAK NOVAK
>Two 5-set semis after complaints of a serious lack of competitive and quality matches in this years AO....
>>153209190>Asian kid>autism powersNaaah
>>153209198It's all scripted.
>>153209198literally just had the same thought
Not in the mood for another 5 setter jannik hurry up
>>153209198did you actually watch the first semi
major story loss for sinner
novak will still lose, maybe even in 4, but he's still a king
Win or lose sinner should retire. Playing like a mug.
I'm just here to appreciate Djokovic one last time. It's been a helluva run.
>>153209203it was competitive tbf, even if the reason isn't zverev's tennis ability
>Wins set, gets tired, loses set, quick dope in the bathroom, wins set, loses set, quick dope in bathroom for 5th set.Wow nice and unpredictable script.
>>153209209last?Hwe wants to play and be competitive until 2028' Olympic games.It's his dream to win a gold medal in his home country
>>153209164I mean just look at him. Musetti, Spizziri, KWABoli and Darderi, now that's some real Italians
>>153209220I thought Darderi was Argentinian until this year's AO
>>153209207He had to change his cylce. Give him time. As soon as he finds the right spot he'll dominate again. NoVaxx on the otherhand is lucky and plays extremely bad. He should retire.
>>153209185Yeah well im ESL, grew up in a suburb of immigrants, last name is not Smith and im 100% Australian.
If sinner plays like this on Sunday then he'll need Alcaraz to get cramps and diabetes to win the final.
kino
