January transfer window shuts on Monday sub-editionGameweek 24 Fixtures:>Saturday 31st JanuaryBrighton & Hove Albion vs Everton (3:00pm)Leeds United vs Arsenal (3:00pm)Wolverhampton Wanderers vs AFC Bournemouth (3:00pm)Chelsea vs West Ham United (5:30pm)Liverpool vs Newcastle United (8:00pm)>Sunday 1st February Aston Villa vs Brentford (2:00pm)Manchester United vs Fulham (2:00pm)Nottingham Forest vs Crystal Palace (2:00pm)Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester City (4:30pm)>Monday 2nd February Sunderland vs Burnley (8:00pm)
this is the thread
something deeply repulsiv the way arsewogs cry about injuries after spending 800m on "squad" players like no other club gets injuries
>its real
>>153209722their limp-wrists are tied as dave impotently reports posts until the wee hours
>retards would rather watch slopfests like Arsenal vs Inter than classic CL knockout ties like Liverpool vs Chelsea or City vs Spuds
>Morecambe Football Club can confirm that the Club and First Team Manager Ashvir Singh Johal have mutually agreed to part ways with immediate effect.The vitiligo Sikh has been dumped. Fucking useless manager even with the state they were in.
>>153210368DEI going way too far
>>153210361>foreign bandwagoner doesn't understand why people would rather see England v other country than England v England
>>153210406cause they're fucking dumb
>>153209955looks like i've got the angry bitter lad on a string judging on his latest flop of a thread sinking like a stone in the catalogue, truly the Wile E Coyote to my Roadrunner
>yid protest>during the one match they actively celebrate losing not much of a sacrifice
>>153210464
>>153210368as a former Morecambe resident, very pleased to hear this. sacked off a good man to replace him with some no talent nobody just because he shares a faith with the owner
>>153210419>wanting to see something different is dumb>Irish intelligence
>>153210484Do they?
>>153210484Absolutely vile 'army', wouldn't see this anywhere else.
>>153210484Le small club mentality.>I support my team... to LOSE
>>153210556Remember Ange had to stop them from cheering when they were losing?
aw melty in progress
remember when ange won a european trophy?
>>153210709Then was sacked and the Yid 'Army', corrr fink dat includes you, launched no protest yeah? Then praised Arsenal Fan Frank as the best manager available LMAO!
>>153210709finkin i booed our players when that happenedcan't stand them winning matches
holy mother of aw melty
>>153209955DrawArsenal Bournemouth ChelseaDrawVillaUnitedDrawCitySunderland
>>153210522>two English teams playing each other in a CL semi-final is no different to two English teams playing on a random Saturday afternoon in Octoberdurrrr
>>153210758>two teams could potentially play each other 10 times in a single season (2 league, 2 Euro KO stage, 2 LC semis, 1 FA Cup fixture, 1 Community Shield, 1 Super Cup, 1 CWC fixture)>this is somehow not boring in the eyes of a foreign bandwagonerWould you rather face the same team in every single instance or potentially 7 different teams instead?
David's thread flopped kek
>>153210678This picture is Arsenal kryptonite
Is Baku nice?
I fear for Frank if he beats City Might finally get sacked then
>>153210843Not sure it was Dave this time. Someone was deeply upset about an OP suggesting Spurs revive their season against City... I can't fink who.......
>>1532107583 points is 3 points whether in October or MayEvery game can be a title decider anonSort your mentality out
>>153210847I'll get Baku to you on that one.
>Amadou Onana: >“Yes, I think one day I’ll make a transfer to a world-class club. That’s really a career goal. I’m 24 and I feel like I’ve matured. In the past few months, I’ve played my best football ever. Emery helped me progress even further. After my time at Everton, I was already in contact with top clubs. Ultimately, I chose Aston Villa because I thought it was the right move at the time…”
Mad how Real have conveniently been given a do over. Hopefully Mou rapes them again.>Benfica will face Real Madrid in the Champions League play-offs just three weeks after their dramatic league phase encounter.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cgk86k8rllmo
>Jean-Philippe Mateta will not be in Crystal Palace squad this weekend. >Negotiations with AC Milan continue after personal terms agreed.
Do we think Liverpool can beat Newcastle this weekend? I don't want them to lose too many games because they'll sack Slot.
>>153211101maybe try playing a full season before having delusions big man
>>153211140Will Palace be potential relegation candidates if they lose him?
>>153211244if west ham keep winning then it opens up, but seems unlikely
>>153211140>Mid table/sometimes relegation threatened team slowly builds a really good squad and gets a good manager>naturally develops into a good team>wins a cup and gets into Europe>It all collapses and their best players are poached by the bloated corpses of once good football teams that are now just mega corporations that will never fall no matter how poorly managed they areWhat a shit sport
>>153210430>Dave has mindraped you so badly that you’ve had to switch to an Irish VPNKLENK
>>153211148Liverpool isn't a very good team so I can see them finishing around 10th this season
>cheer your own team losing for seasons on end >get angry when this is pointed out as being deeply, deeply odd >sperg out until the wee small hours You're not busy, learn what self-reflection is
>>153211261what is the alternative, some yank draft system? players are going to go where the money and fans arepalace could try and outbid with bigger contracts but if they cant do that then what do you expect
>>153211287i assume you are replying to something filtered, please keep the reply chain going so you also get filtered instead of this feminine vague refusing to reply thing like anyone cares about a (You)
>>153210430This doubling-down is only telling us that retarded characterfags will switch to VPNposting and hope that nobody realises they're fucking insane.
>>153211307In the last thread he actually legitimately pretended he was going on holiday to convince us he’s actually in Ireland and not using a VPN. He’s one of the most mentally deranged posters on /sp/, hope he gets banned again
>>153210678Images of countless Arsenal fans flashed through Sonny's head in an instant here>Kick it into Ortega.... kick it into his body....
>angry bitter lad cant fathom actually going on a holiday abroad telling
>Qarabag>Chelsea>SpursLads what if Newcastle make it to the CL final?
>>153211357Unheralded levels of seethe
>>153210678>>153211333Just as I posted that:>Nottingham Forest are exploring a deal to sign Stefan Ortega and talks are now underway with #ManCity
>posting here on your "holiday"grim
>Arteta at Arsenal>Carrick at Man Utd>Xabi at Liverpool would this be..kino?
>>153211419just want to keep an eye on any /epl/ news and give the missus a laugh when I show her another one of your threads flopped.
>>153211437Liverpool fans have been especially begging for Alonso since he got sacked. I don't get why, no better than Slot.
arse title charge beings this weekend.
>>153211292there isn't really beyond admitting the game's a bit shit and the experience of supporting a lot of teams is now pretty hollow unless you're actually following them home and away for the hijinks of the days out.
>honestly guys i have a wife and we are on holiday together browsing /eplel/this is getting embarrassing now
>>153211466Genuinely embarrassing that you are still trying to peddle this obvious lie
>>153210368I’m pleased about this because I don’t like muslims
Remember Fitizen in 2014 in the /trans/ threadsHis gimmicks absolutely mog the shite that's posted here now under the guise of it being 'funny' and 'epic'
>his and hers matching 4chan passesI can't breathe.
>>153211579he was also a raging homosexual
>>153211579bog sim his sargon
>Remember Fitizen in 2014 in the /trans/ threadsomds grandadimagine posting here more than ten years ago and remembering itfucking sad cunt
>>153210678corr we garn do it agen diss weekend
>>153211635I remember Manchester and Skrtelpower shitting up the threadsAh a more civilised time
>>153211101You need players with this attitude but it helps if they are smart enough not to say it out loud.
thats tonight's tug sorted
>>153211261Palace were only a “good team” for 1 month
>>153211762>forgetting that run at the end of 2023/24 when Glasner was appointed
me and me bird propa love this thread xx
Just delighted the missus with a candlelit dinner in front of the /epl/ so we can laugh up the posts as they come in!
>>153211918Likewise the Irish with Palestine
>Look darling I replied to dave with a picture of someone dunking a basketball for the hundredth time, aren’t I hilarious?! >You’ve hardly touched your steak tartare dear Klenked himself into a KWAB yet again. Can’t imagine how mental he’s gonna go when Poocastle beat Liverstool
>>153211101>Fake OnanaI sleep
>>153211357chelsea are annoyingly good under that david brent cunt im afraid
OH ELIZABETH PASS ME THE SMELLING SALTS STARBOY HAS POSTED IN /EPL/ AGAIN
Comprehensive Dave Victory.
ELIZABETH OUR STARBOY'S HAMMY'S ARE HANGING OFF THE BLIMMIN' BONE OH MY DAYS
>Alexis macallisters brother is called Kevin
>davethat's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time
Where's Arsenal?
>>153212221My wife loves his posts.
>>153212217Just found out his mum died today too
>>153212265rip and F
>>153212246Old bastard Modric, United, Sandcastle and Palace.. yeah I don't rate this stat
Another Dave thread flopped kekola
Canada is funny, mindbreaks a lot of the troons in hereSlop six customers in tears
>>153212328>>153212339Calm down Canadacuck
>>153212354Not your gay schizofag bf, take your meds
tottenham hotspur football club ladies and gentlemen, tremendous establishment, diehard fans.
>>153211584Kek
we don't normally break ranks like this, but we hope our leader of the Canadian Posting Collective of nine (formerly 10) is enjoying his holiday abroad in Ireland (formerly the UK) and he can take the rest of the week off while the rest of us pick up the slack
>>153212413If they were cheering on this>>153210678then why would things be different when they have nothing to play for
Liversissy has been having a proper melty since the based mods started clamping down on his off topic posting. Can't wait for this weekend of Premier league football. I think the top 3 will all drop points. Nobody looks like they want to win this season.
>>153212529what's it like to impotently report posts for hours on end everyday only to be continually pulled on a string my a man on holiday?
>>153212529Have you bet on the top 3 to drop points or do you recognise your own delusion?
>>153212493Heh got them bubblin with this one
>>153212529Can't wait for you game-raisers to drop points vs Fulham.
>>153211140>>153211244Glasner must be livid
Hasidic David thinks his Manure are gonna win the Prem this season under Carrick, I'm howling
>>153212584The players didn’t force their way out until he got to 6 months left on his deal and wouldn’t renew. It’s his fault.
>>153212529Rattled em
>>153212413Unreal that such a spectacle is allowed to happen with such little scrutiny. Unseen elsewhere in world football. The YA is such an odd fanbase
The mods do be basedExcited to see Manure get thrashed by Marco Silva's Bobb and Wilson this weekend
Why can't teams like Arsenal, City, and Liverpool score kino goals amd llay entertaining football?
the missus thinks i'm bloody Nostradamus, I told her that when his angry bitter thread sank like a stone in the catalague (aka yet another flop), he would be spamming all evening. Anyway she's coming back from powdering up maybe I'll update you lads tomorrow
many of you would benefit from just closing this tab right now
>>153212744No soul like the proper red and blue teams.
>>153212744Arteta is a football terrorist
>>153212782
>>153212744>llayGood morning Rakesh!Why can't bloody United be doing the bitch snubbing to the others football club sarrr
>>153212744stats say it's better to play the ball into the boxblooters are a thing of the past
>>153212744What a fucking goal
>>153212752Kek based
>>153212546That was a very quick holiday, you’ve been there and back in a day?
>>153212752>still pretending to have a wife and be on holiday after being outed as a VPN nonce KLENK
>>153212744who scored that? wirtz?
>>153212992thread's moving at a breakneck speed, guess I can't expect you to have seen every post >>153212493
Liversissy exposed as a samefag and a VPN nonce. Are we Slot in or Slot OUT? I think he's doing a great job at Liverpool honestly. He did factually win the league for the 2nd time in 35 years.
Kino goals should make a comeback
>>153213103Yes I saw the post where you switched your VPN from Ireland to Canada to talk about yourself, again.
>>153212744Screamer >>153212529Worldie >>153213139Decent
Slot IN, he won the league while Massive Man United finished *checks notes* 15th.
>>153213134I'd have to say SlotIN la'. I'd dread to think of what would happen to ar Konate and Isa if he was sacked...
>>153213134>just wanted a 6 in 2024>just wanted a CB in 2025he got neither, has won the league and qualified for the last 16 of the CL and will get top 4 in the PL so no reason to sack him unless there was someone who could clearly do better, which there isn't
Some mad blooters this season
>>153213183He spent £500M in the summer and is on track to qualify for the Europa League
Can we have a top 4 check before gameweek 24 begins?
Dave you're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
>>153213183Carrick is gonna win the league with United so yes there is someone bette.but he's ours. :-)
>>153213201Of course! Here are the best teams in England :)
>>153213187I’m hoping Rogers goes through a rough patch soon so I can start calling him Morgan Todgers
>>153213187I thought Lammens was good?
>>153213212>cutting off 5th to hide Liverpool
>>153212246/epl/ told me Bruno G is just a shinkicker though
>>153213187Villa have scored 13 league blooters
>>153213238Anon...
>>153213235He's the next Peter Schmeichel but he doesn't keep clean sheets
>>153212529Balon Dorgu
liverpool are such an embarrassing little club
>>153213277>the Transpions W- ACK!
>>153213294Little Leicester won the league more recently than United?
>>153213303They also have more legitimate titles than Liverpool
>>153213280how's he supposed to be the next schmaggle
>>153213235Not being watching many games then. He doesn’t have the Onana bozo gene but he’s average.
>>153213294feels mad that chelsea haven't won in that long>Pochettino was manager in 2023-24I literally don't remember this at all
>>153213313More legitimate titles than COVIDpool and Webb United? I guess Leicester aren't so little after all!
>>153213341onana's kept more clean sheets than him, safe to say the next schmeichel is a flop
>>153213339Jesus, that is aggressively mid
Bangers and Mash
>>153210368>piebald pajeet sent packing
do not watch the royal rumble tomorrow, riyadh has notoriously poor handicap accommodations at their arenas and should not get your business
>>153213543Wrestling doesn't have the sovl that it used to when Vince was there and especially during the Attitude Era which was PEAK
>>153212744This is moment that broke Liversissy
>>153213543Watched SmackDown todayShall be watching Bron Breakker enter #1 at the Royal Rumble while the Newcastle match is on
>>153213072>wirtz>scoringUhm
>>153213454call him up
>>153213727Bet you call up a lot of fellas dont you ya little tart
>>153213744Yeah I do, I'm scrolling GRINDR rn in my de Ligt signed shirt
0800-RATTLEDI think Mantroony is vexxed this ebening (reference to football manager Unai Emery)
>>153213820>vexxed
>>153213313Klenk
Four! Four point gap!Ah ah aaaah!
>>153213820Yup>>153213928Kekkkk
>>153213928>THE WHAT AND POTATOES???
>What cannot be disputed is that we're in the era of Toxic Tottenham. An era of a broken relationship between club and fans. Indeed, Daily Mail Sport understands it has deteriorated to such an extent that at recent away matches, senior officials have been intentionally kept away from fans on their way in and out amid a heightened security operation. It really is that bad. >At a home fixture with Aston Villa in October, two fans traded punches in the stands. After the home loss to West Ham, there was the unlikely sight of Oxford United legend Steve Perryman acting as peacemaker when an angry supporter confronted Vivienne Lewis in a corporate area, telling her to sack Frank and ‘sell-up’. HOWLING how the media sat on this for months on end for their beloved little Y-d FC
>>153212744Kino
If you’re booing your team off after a narrow defeat when they are top of the league, your fans are clearly a joke. Disgusting behaviour from l'Arse.
>>153214100>Vivienne Lewisdint know who dat isshes the product of joe lewis semen
>>153214315MtF?
>>153214315Corr are Abi is officially a Premier League las
>>153214315luverly as always are abi is, shes going to the moon! xx
>>153214315rancid thots
>>153209955>SATURDAYBrighton & Hove Albion 1-0 EvertonChelsea 1-1 West Ham UnitedLeeds United 2-0 ArsenalLiverpool 2-1 Newcastle UnitedWolverhampton Wanderers 1-3 Bournemouth>SUNDAYAston Villa 0-1 BrentfordManchester United 3-0 FulhamNottingham Forest 0-1 Crystal PalaceTottenham Hotspur 2-6 Manchester City>MONDAYSunderland 4-2 Burnley
>>153214315Is Abi an official pundit for the Premier League now? Or just the club?
Did he learn everything he knows about team talks from six years of being coached by Moyes?
>>153214574All wrong btw
>>153214624>Edison invented the lightbulbfucking iberian berk get out of my club
>>153214667>AS I TOLD YE BEFORE WATFORD AWAY IN 2005 IT WAS ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL YE BASQUE BASTID
>>153214667>Edison invented the lightbulbAlso not a fan of that myth
>>153214667>>153214694we won get over it
>>153214601Built for Dorgu
>>153214601humina humina
>he didn't check Trivago
>hebrew david posts his bbc fantasy and it killed the general Grim Hope Brighton get turned over tomorrow, 3-2 I reckon
>be me>liverpool fc lifelong >see this >shit my knickersThey're back...
>>153211559>sikh>muslim
>>153213339amorim's fault
>>153216112You wear knickers Dave? Always knew you were a bit off
>>153216112Liversissy do be like that
>>153214315Christ what a fivehead on the one on the leftanyway COYS and FRANK OUT
Not a fan of the blatant ban evasion itt. The jannies should do something about it.
well said pep
I had a dream that white people and scouse people could live in harmony
No need for that to be deleted, it was a relevant image of a /sp/orting individual
>>153216965well since you're jewish david, why don't you ring up your uncles and ask them if the WEF can sort your dreams out yeah? big win for aston villa fc
>another sunday match for man united
Is Mateta good? +30m for a 28yo sounds like a scam
>>153216804can't wait to see simon jordan and jim white reflect on this.i believe they will use passive aggressive language for 12 minutes about how we should keep politics out of football
>>153216804look at him in his gay little libtard scarf
somehow it doesn't appear in his twitter and the athletic webpagefuck this the system keeps saying the facebook link is a spam but it's true
> BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein set up two business meetings with Todd Boehly in 2011 — almost three years after the financier had been imprisoned in a Florida jail for sex offences. There is no suggestion in the emails that Boehly’s engagements with Epstein extended beyond business and no suggestion of any involvement by Boehly with any of Epstein’s sex-related crimes or activities.
>>153218297>dear jeffrey, do you like black men
>>153218297its always the people (and the club) you most expect
>>153218297Nonce club rent boys
No lunch time kick-off? Uhh
>>153218440Should have been Liverpool v Newcastle, but had to be pushed back because the Premier League says you cannot have two games within 60 hours of each other (Liverpool & Newcastle played on Wednesday).
>>153218471Bollocks. They did it all the time with Kloppo.
>>153218583Different rules now.
Why no midday game? What am I supposed to do with time
>>153218654jorkin it
>>153218654have a nap
>Stefan Ortega to Nottingham Forest, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for the goalkeeper.
>>153218654do several large poos
>>153218654there are plenty of midday games outside your shitty league mate talking of which where is the early EFL thread
>>153218837Make it yourself m8
>>153218837>>153218846Looks like you just did, well done on taking responsibility for once
>>153218471>>153218610and nobody notified the broadcasters when they were making the fixtures?
how many posts does an EFL 12.30 matches thread get on this dead board
>>153218869Fuck all. But that sperg has tantrums every weekend if the thread is not made.
>>153218869maybe 20 or 30 if they're lucky https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/k_Zz0_Gu2mNEvnpdjv8hvw/
>>153218861I don't see why they wouldn't have done.
what's an EFL?
>>153218892Fuck's sake, that's the leaf on his shit proxy.
>>153218904eire fags LEAVE
>>153218917kek done him>>153218904been done
>>153218859i dont have time to make threadsglad someone cares though
When was the last time city won away at spurs? Weren't they on a 5 loss streak or something even when ange was there
>>153218931>i dont have time to make threadsyou made that one though so you're just lying as usual
>>153218932are we going to hear endless conspiracies when arsenal bottle it to city by a couple of points is that it
>There was a heated clash in the dressing room after the loss to Bournemouth involving Virgil van Dijk and Curtis Jones with Arne Slot.>Curtis and Virgil questioned the tactics and effort. While Van Dijk stayed calm, Curtis lost his temper, which did not go down well with the manager.>As a result, Curtis Jones was dropped from the squad against Qarabag and is now linked with a loan move to Inter.>This isn’t the first incident either — Robertson, Mac Allister and Salah have also had bust-ups with Slot this season.
>>153218938I think spurs will win so no
>>153218934I don't make threads, kid. Take your meds and have a nice day
>>153218951Sure you don'tKeep on gaslighting
>>153218945If this happens I will officially be done with that bald fraud taking credit for lucking the league with Klopp's team
My spurs…
>Such was Paqueta's desire to rejoin his boyhood club that he claims he brushed aside the advances for two Premier League big beasts, telling Flamengo TV on Thursday: "Tottenham called, Chelsea called" ChelSNUB confirmed and yet another snubbing of Spurs too!
>>153219010bold move desu since he's still in his prime, but then again brazil NT doesnt mind to call up the players from their local league even though that league is proper shit.
>>153218912kek false but I understand the confusion
>>153218985>captain in terrible form who is also stinking up the place acting like a child complaining in front of the team>transfer committee giving up once Guehi didn’t sign the problems aren’t all on Slot
>>153217113David doesn't like girls in bikinis
Women on Football Twitter
>>153219553True. He can only get off from liversissy in one and vice versa
>>153219564Don’t mind it when they’re attractive like Abi but she’s blocked me now
>>153219585what did you do?
>>153219588nosey
Aged 27 years and 17 days, Declan Rice is the fifth youngest player to reach 300 Premier League appearances after Wayne Rooney (26y 58d), James Milner (26y 117d), Gareth Barry (26y 247d) and Raheem Sterling (26y 348d).
>>153219638Congrats to him joining such an elite statistic among extremely successful players winning many trophies
We're all watching Everton right lads?
>>153219638Interesting that they are all english/irish even though academies are filled to the brim with JF's, does this mean that british players are still given priority treatment in terms of getting opportunities
>>153219739puzzling post.
>>153219739The JFs usually retire early because of questionable birth dates
>>153219739throw another waffle on the barbie lad
>>153219638Kane couldn't handle the league any further
I guess ibp is on holiday
Arsenal are just too good
THese bastards keep cheating on their corners
frank out on his ars if spurs win tomoz
transfer window so silent no one complains why there's barely anything done even though the window will be closed in 2 days
an 8pm saturday kick off is infinitely better than the 12.30 time slot
>>153219135>in his primeHe's been shit and injured for a bit now and the gambling problems dont help.>proper shitThe few Brasileirao players that went have been decent and better than most of the EPL players they bring over. The Newcastle duo and Martinelli have been ass, the only ones who delivered so far have been Estevao and maybe Cunha.Flamengo is also just spending money for the sake of spending money.
>>153220217Seething
there are literally 6 teams on 33pts right now
>>153218654Hope you used your wank time productively
>>153220708figuratively speaking, of course
>>1532207208th to 13th all on 33pts
>>153220767figuratively true
>>153220780literally true
>>153220797figuratively speaking
>>153220217no need for all that seeth hans, not good for ya
>homo albionwew laddy
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>153220556now imagine the juxtaposition of a 7:30am kickoff and a comfy /3pm/ kickoff
death stranding larsen is really gonna get relegated lmao
City lost tomorrow and its over
Finkin Frank's team talk tomorrow vs Man City should be "lads its Tottenham".
Pressure back on City/Villa
>Newcastle bottom half and below Sunderland soonKWAB
Osama Bin Arteta with another one
The massive protest (over 30 people have expressed an interest in attending) tomorrow will give Spurs the boost it needs to lose to City
Liversissy FUMING because Arsenal won again
Arsenal winning the league is the best thing to happen in a long time.
>>153221015next we need Newcastle, Villa, Tottenham or Man Utd to win it
imagine gooning this hard over a leeds win kek
up the cherries
Don't celebrate wins!!! Celebrate losses and get your manager furious at you for doing so!
Four goals, Arsenal? Four? That's insane.
>>153221015>Arsenal winning the leaguekek
Jamie O'Hara on talkSPORT from 5:30 most probably a few of his kind calling in begging to lose tomorrow
>>1532210261 win in 4 what do you expect
>>153219638>3 of them were completely finished by 30
>>1532210457pts clear and City are away to Tottnum
BREAKING: Alexander Isak is reportedly reconsidering his future and now wants to leave Newcastle this summer. His preferred destination is Arsenal, where he believes Mikel Arteta’s ambition aligns more closely with his own — something he reportedly feels is lacking under Arne Slot.Arsenal are also said to be exploring a swap deal involving Leandro Trossard and Rio Ngumoha.Meanwhile, reports from Spain claim Andrea Berta has played a key role in convincing Vinícius Jr. to join the North London club this summer, while also securing a pre-agreement with Julián Álvarez.(Source: Fichajes)
>>153221062just Rooney and Sterlel
>>153221063>7pts clearMAJOR KEK
>hasidic david is aw KEK I'm HOWLING, red clubs are banter clubs
Is the Finker really calling others Jews?
>>153221081Yeah probably wasnt sure on Barry
>>153221063In January
>>153221093yeah i'm laughing at shitty too
Really though it is mental that there's a club called Tottenham Hotspur which actively wishes to lose multple matches throughout every season
>>153221058>Jamie O'Hara on talkSPORT from 5:30oh ni-->and Rory Jenningsfuck sake
>>153210678this image is just too powerfulit has been causing seethe for DAYS lmao
>>153221111does it matter? we're gonna gonna get Europe next season unless we win the CL so we might as well just flop against City
Where are the highlights? Is there some stupid rule about 3pm blackout for highlights too?
Choking? In Jan we played 9, won 6, drew 2 and lost 1. Doesn't feel like it to me
Mick having another melty?
german ref just proposed to his boyfriend on the side of the pitch before a game lol
>>153221196unironically disgusting
the Y** army greatest celebrations coincide with tottenham losing football matches, really gets the noggin joggin when you THINK about it
EHHHHYYUHHHH WEEEAVBWUHH MAEHHHUNIIII TEH TED TED MEHHHUNITED ALOEEENE
collective gooner melty over a picture posted days ago
>>153221115Cundy never does it if Chelsea are playing, in fact he often doesn't go in at all if Chelsea have played that day
leeds beat chelsea and drew to liverpool at elland road btw
/epl/ is now arab gooners complaining about imaginary jewsmental
>>153221274>drew to liverpool at elland roadThis match was hilarious2-0 Liverpool until the 72nd minute, completely ballsed it up
>sp*rs would rather lose than win Absolutely pathetic club and supporters
>>153221075Daily Mail had an article yesterday plainly stating it as the worst move in PL history, regrets on all sides including Newcastle's (but mainly Liverpool's)
might need to post that picture every thread its power is insane it just does them
>>153221284This comment came from someone who’s on the Epstein list
>>153221284david isn't imaginary
>>153221321corr really, is it jay z, elon musk or bill gates?
>state simple facts that can be supported by retrospective evidence>get uppity and seeth about arsenal non stopkek, sad institution.
Coventry are slipping. Fat Frank is exposed. It's over.
is there are more dweeby manager in the prem than rosenior
>>153221332Prince Andrew
Chelsea LOLLLLL
Window's still open, Chelsea clearly need some signings
I don't go to Spurs games and I don't care if they win or not, does that make me the 2026 Spurs Fan of the Year by default?
>aw trying to get in early that spurs are going to "throw the match" to help cityabsolutely fucking tragic
>melty all thread Lol
who is this castellanos dude
>>153221441
>>153221453gooners are just mentally ill, its only a few pixels how can you cry for days over this? >>153210678
>doubling down on his melty Lol
>>153221345iraqi dog
>>153221471they just have no responseit destroys them completely
Chelshit
hello chelsea are playing (and losing)arsenal already played
>>153221514We don’t talk about chelsea here
>>153221534only cause we're not allowed to. we can break the rules. live a little.
Is Rosenior reallly prioritizing the cup?
>Tottenham 5 points off relegation as it stands can they do it ?
How do you get fired by the miami dolphins and jump right into being the manager at chelsea?
Hello, is anyone selling shit players?
>>153221603They deserve it for the way they treated LevyAnd the way they celebrate losses
>>153221708>its another seethe post about that one picturedoes its power know no bounds?
its not true that they cheered losing to citywhy you lot keep lying i dno
Chelsea are fucking terrible
>>153221603I know every Spurs fan will be rooting for them to lose every game from here!
Anyway enough about the loser Yid Army and how they cheer on their shit little club losing. Chelsea are DOGSHIT!
>replying to himself Sad!
>>153221803>another oneTOO MUCHPOWER
rosenior it's time to goooooo
who would have thought a team of misfits and mercenaries wouldn't implode at some point
guess who
This PL season:12 — Arsenal clean sheets7 — Tottenham wins
half-time birthday cards so rosenoir can age his men
>>153221847As the toppest finker in this general, that is 7 too many.
>>153221847Spurs are absolutely in a relegation fight. West Ham will finish above them.
remember Chelsea’s one week long title challenge ?
>Brighton bring on Milner right at the end of the game for no discernible reason>Everton equalise in the extra timeLOL
do the gooners not realise that son missing that goal not only cucked them out of the league but also put spurs in the europe league which they won...
Maybe they shouldn’t have sacked Maresca
MEN = AGED
>>153222365he just needs a therapist
Will it be West Ham or Forest that gets relegated? Leeds look okay I think and I can't see Palace or Spurs getting relegated either.
The funniest part is the Yid arrogance that they can beat City if they want to. They're fucking shit and the EFL will shove them down to League One
finkin spurs will be first team to win 2 European championships in a row and finishing 17th both seasonspropa good disswe need to lose to cityfrank needs to gobring back angehe take us to ucl champion win
>>153222438umm obvi its not so clear now coz team changed so much via ngubuficationbut we regularly beat cityand city arent as good diss year as have been in pastso its kinda reasonable to fink we can win
uh oh chelsea doubters
the fuck, andy king???
>>153222651He's on a mission to bring Leicester down to the fourth tier so he can win the only other remaining league title.
west ham please hold, i need my united to stay competitive for CL place
West Ham are pathetic
now that the dust has settled, is rosenior the best english manager?
2-0 AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
Just relegate wolves and west ham already
>>153222851they doubted him at first but he's come out smelling like a rosenior
Fucking hell West Ham. Win a corner and all of a sudden you're looking at like 2 instant red cards
>>153222899
fuck chelshit
>sirs its time to sub out that argie
From the match thread. What a mess.
quality player that garnacho to be fair
>>153223142Fuck Cucurella
>>153223142Cucurella should be booked for that handball tbf
>>153223142Look how Pedro backs off lol
chelsea is by far the most based english cluball the big legacy clubs can't stand them (Man utd, Liverpool, Arsenal)all the little shit clubs can't stand them (relegation fodder)all the inferior London-based teams can't stand them (west ham, CP, Brentford)all the "non-bandwagon" bandwagon "pick me i'm so unique" American fans hate them too (aston villa, spurs, everton)they win all sorts of trophies and infuriate everyone>john terry>fat frank>david luiz>cucurella>ashley cole>drogba>diego costa>moubut then also have extremely likable historical players like Zola, Kante, Matathey are just the perfect club for a neutral
>If Michael Carrick is retained as Manchester United’s head coach beyond this season, then he would like to bring Marcus Rashford BACK! >@JBurtTelegraph
>>153223142Traore advances towards him like a toad coming out of the gym.
>>153223182I would have punched his fucking lights out
>>153223187People hate Chelsea because Abramovich paved the way for other foreign billionaires to just buy success. The have probably caused the most damage to football than any other club in history.
>>153223187you are literally a yank
>>153223206hey may have been foreign but he actually cared about the club and made investments at his own personal lossI'd much prefer that over my countrymen who come in and look at the club like a piggy bank
they couldnt.... could they?
>>153223221that's why i said "as a neutral"they are the most entertaining, soulful clubfun to watch from afar, they cause incredible amounts of seethe
>>153223243... but youre a yank
The Vincibles
>>153223238No one wants Wredditham to pl
>>153223338They are on course for the worst second-tier season in the 24-team era
>>153223366why
How many for pool
>>153223366They would get smashed at least.
>Get pushed in your chest>Hit the deck and grab your throatThis is why people don't like South Americans
>>153223396I'm already thinking of "Mark Hughes at QPR".>BREAKING: Wrexham sign Jesse Lingard on one-year deal
LOLverpool
Now now GB, isn't our fault is it.
>>153223911>if this result holds, Newcastle will have dropped 50 POINTS from winning positions against Liverpool in the PL era
>>153223796Well well well
>>153223924This could be the worst case. Newcastle were all over them then just gave up after the goal
I only watch Liverpool matches for the comms cope when they go behind and/or act like any pass they make or shot they take is the most incredible thing they've ever seen.
>wasted 100whatever million on isak when they already had ekitike
>germans
>>153223974To this day I don't understand the Scouse theory that they bought Ekitike to force Newcastle to sell Isak Course, they deny they ever said this now but we all remember it
>>153223974if Newcastle still had Isak they'd be 3 up
What do we do with Isak now? Horse glue factory?
Why aren't you at the pub?https://youtu.be/1TifRUV4GKQ
>>153224056sell for a loss and buy center backs
>>153224092i was last night cant go everyday
David just roped
Statues should be build of Wirtz
>>153224490>should be build
build the future around wirtz ekitike and szoboszlai
>>153224506't
>>153224514no
Salah needs to fuck off to Saudi
Statues should be built at Tottenham's ground because there won't be any fans there to support the team (at least 30 of them) tomorrow.
>>153224533Remember that every single fan in attendance will also be walking out early to send ENIC a message!
wolves burnley and who lads
anything will set aw off kek
>>153224563had to google geistesblitz, cool etymology, ghost? + lightning i guess. i knew the words separately but not that word
>>153224564palace
>>153224592Geist in this case = mind
>>153224633so geist is ghost mind and apparently spirit too? i can see ghost and spirit but mind seems different
>>153224653why are you discussing the german languageFOY>>153224633FOK
>>153224666im sorry mr. satan.
>>153224677FOY
>>153224622>>153224633>>153224666>>153224677
>>153224686no! you're gonna need to learn to be more polite cause i'm here to stay :^)
When Newcastle sell Bruno in the summer the project is over
Looks like Wirtz just had his best game for Liverpool
Geordies embarrassed themselves yet again!
why is that african bloke having a cry
>>153224878His dad just died.
>>153224888gang related?
did a bit of a cry when ibou scored lads
Newcastle are SHIT. Qarabag will pump them
>first win of the yeargrim
GEORDIES IN THE MUD!GB DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
our aliour szoboour ibouour virgour milosour macour gravour floour moour codyour heki
>>153224878His wife Isa just gave birth
>>153224930>>153224937Shame your shit team couldn’t beat them when it actually mattered (in a final)
Dave is malding
>>153225116I know, they're going to talk about it for the next 70 years
>2-0 down at the Ethiad in the league cup>Away at Villa Park in the FA cup>Have to go to Azerbaijan just to get knocked out of the champions league by Barca>Finished in the league>Sunderland will finish above them Total Geordie defeat
Forgot that winning the poverty cup meant so much to them lol
>>153225138Dave doesnt support Newcastle
>>153225176his mental health is dependent on if pool win or lose though.
>>153225176Dave is a freak. He's been stalking a gay Liverpool supporter for weeks.
Beheddie Howe will have the balls to cry about PSR again this week I'm sure, meanwhile let's look at how he's spent the past two season:>Woltemade - 75m - Decent but massive overpay>Elanga - 62m - Bad>Wissa - 58m - Bad>Ramsey - 45m - Bad>Thiaw - 35m - Good>Lewis Hall - 33m - Good>Vlachodimos - 24m - Literally motherfucking who? Has this guy even made an appearence for them? He's so shit they had to loan him and then pay even more money to loan in Ramsdale as their backup>Osula - 12m - Bad>Ramsdale - 5m loan fee - Bad
>>153225240>>153225251The only confirmed schizo we have in /epl/ is the Liverpool fan who was caught redhanded changing his VPN by using images with the same filenames.
>>153225170I seem to remember you abandoning the thread for a week after it happened
>>153225259Vladymandias was PSR shenanigans if I recall
>>153225259is kinda funny in hindsight when the saudis took over everyone was like oh man newcastle gonna be the new city within 5 years. i thought they'd improve massively too. city got lucky they did their shit before all these new PSR FFP rules or whatever the fuck, newcastle got screwed.
>>153225464ask /int/ or /ck/ off topic kraut
>>153225383The rules were brought in basically as the takeover happened to make sure they couldn’t do a City.
>>153225568yeah, unlucky for newcastle. i mean i guess they still won a trophy even though it was the energy drink cup and theyve got some CL football and all that but they're nowhere close to doing a chelsea or city
>motd announcing Lord Jewberg of kikesville died>passionate supporter of womens football>advocate against racism in football Its all so tiresome
>>153225116kek.. the mighty carabao cup
>>153221111Realistically they're the only club who achieve their goals though. Possibly Bournemouth who have the goal of staying up and having fun
>>153225259Refused £20m for Willock this window too
>>153225695he necked himself after that pic of him mounting a minor on Epstein's island dropped then?
Fucking listen to this absolute gold from Ian Hollloway lmaohttps://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2017713489062576133
>>153226023>>153226023new
>On the bottom of your shoecastle
>>153224979cringe, fags like you make me embarrassed to support liverpool, kys alongside dave
>>153226014Just listening to this now. What a fucking clown.
>>153224930>>153224937>>153225170Holy seethe!
