Cristiano Ronaldo's Juventus stint has to be the most underrated version of any player ever, he was 36 here
>>153213606The coffin dance meme surpasses everything he did at Real and ManU
That goal is cooler than any little faggy dance dribble drabble Pissi has ever done and only ever could do as he is a midget and opposite players aren't allowed to touch him. Unlike Antonella, or course, who gets touched by everybody on the planet besides Cuckitini. And by touched I mean assfucked. And by assfucked I mean penisses entering her anus.
The only thing people remember about Penaldo's Juve stint were those two times where his team conceded free kick goals because he refused to jump properly as part of the wall.
He was the sole reason they didn't win the tenth title in a row. He made the team worse just like he's made all of his teams worse since then, including the goat fuck team.
>>153213682Someone post the chikaner vpn webm
>>153213682>And by touched I mean assfucked. And by assfucked I mean penisses entering her anusCan you elaborate further? Your precise meaning is a little lost on me
>>153213690I dunno, I also remember him crying after he got sent off in his CL debut there
>>153213740You see, the (predominantly but not exclusively) black men seeking to engage with Antonella in such a way will usually have her suck on their penis first. Once an erection is achieved, they will proceed to penetrate Antonella's anus with their phallus, usually without any sort of lubrication. The moment maximum depth is reached, they pull it out almost entirely again, only to the thrust once more. This movement is then repeated in a rhymtic fashion with ever increasing intensity until eventually the stimulation leads them to ejaculate (that is, release their semen) into Antonella's anus. Once that is done, the next gentleman will immediately follow up in the exact same manner. It basically never ends. Note that while all of this is happening, her husband, the infamous garden gnome rigger Pissi Cuckitini, sits in a corner of the room and watches the spectacle unfold while spastically clapping his hands and making seal noises.
>>153213690>football player is scared of the ballThis is nuts. Proof that magnets were used on all of his goals.
>>153213682>>153213797Based
>>153213682this is nuts
>>153214528at the end of the day, when they went head-to-head, messi was the winner and cristina was the loser in a CL final
He bankrupted Jewve and restored the balance at Serie A, based!
Losing 2 CL finals there was a bad look.
>>153214603>when they went head-to-head, messi was the winner>n-no not those times, not like that!
>>153213708>cristiano made Al Nasr (3 titles in 30 years and canonically the 3rd strongest team) worse by not winning a titleyou are mentally ill.
>>153214804Ronnie’s biggest achievement for saving calcio but he’ll never get the credit for it
>>153214889i'm talking about CL finals.were those CL finals?
>>153215314they were for penaldo
>loses against Ajax, Lyon and Portoso underrated
Pissi Cuckitini could suck my dick und leicht zu reinigen ist ein Problem Antonellas BUTTHOLE und Antonella the WHORE OF MY LIFE MY love I will never forget you again and I will never forget you again again again and I will be happy to be with you forever and forever forever forever and ever again forever WITH YOUR BUTTHOLE ANTONELLA
If football wasn't completely taken over by money and dominated by SOVL, Sampdoria would win the Serie A now and then
>>153218899it's funny because Sampdoria was one of the oil teams of Serie A
>>153213731I couldn't find it so have this instead
>>153219084Pissi could never
>>153213690All in all he was just another prick on the wall
I know this was already posted but I am posting it again this was BEAUTIFUL!
Penaldo's bigges achievement in Italy was becoming the worst FK taker in Serie A history. That and destroying Juventus so much they lost the league title.
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