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Teds Edition
>>153203313
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>laffs
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First
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>rolls into thread
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>>153215233
Cmon teds, scar some fucking goals!
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>>153215236
sorry dingo-anon, i forgot
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>>153215247
kwab
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Game 7 is tomorrow, what are you playing on the locker room AUX and what are you telling the boys?
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>>153215247
Canada stays winning
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>>153215251
pens are very much dead
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CHOOSE
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>>153215270
ovi ez
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For me it's always been, and always will be the Scotiabank C Of Red Dustin Wolf Fire Nation Red Army Flames Wolfpack (in red)
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>>153215270
Ovi
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i can either get bedard and a junior chicken or suter and no junior chicken, based on my budget currently
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>8:30 pee emm
>still no hoc being played
Fuck Gary desu
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>>153215292
bedard is a bust. don't buy him
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>>153215295
gary is OOO. The interns are scrambling to pick up the pace
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>>153215251
>randycanes
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back in black
i hit the sack
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anthem singer has a real powerful pair of lungs I tell ya
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>>153215283
that's not too expensive, bruce
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>Levshunov had a -5 game against the Pens
No wonder he was scratched today.
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>>153215262
1993
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>>153215315
It's sake. You're welcome.
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>>153215318
eh yeah but the one I want doesn't ship to Aus. it looks like it does but when I get to the checkout and try to purchase it pops up with "please choose an address in our delivery area" or something. it's bullshit.
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>>153215322
We don't post our STD count here on /hoc/.
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>>153215330
that sucks. I'd offer to hold onto the puck for you but I don't know your address
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>>153215287
I'm going to run you next shift.
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board battles? more like the BORED battles desu
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>>153215334
42 Wallaby Way
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>>153215332
that implies that /hoc/ has premarital sex
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>>153215330
seriously go to the ruins reddit, get in touch with mods and they'll find someone to ship it to you
reddit is a much friendlier community
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>>153215346
hoc posters don't tie the knot
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>>153215259
we are charlie kirk
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>>153215356
but how else will we marry and reproduce?
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Holy fuck only 15 hours until the real games start
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>>153215251
wait till you learn the penguins have the biggest fujo ship of them all
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>>153215369
we reproduce asexually via osmosis and mitosis, it's the only way hoc posters can be born
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>>153215313
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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>>153215407
even the gym tvs were showing last night's highlights
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>>153215352
I could probably have family forward it to me but the costs will just keep adding up with all that extra shipping and whatnot. Thanks anon but when I finally make up my mind I can probably manage
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I kinda miss /sp/artan and the sharty
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>>153215407
>1 win in their past 20 years of conference final elimination games
>peak performance
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>>153215377
explains why /hoc/ posters have the same personality
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>>153215270
i'd buy the cheaper one
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>>153215424
>laffs
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>>153215377
I only produce marners
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>rick bowness has fathered 5 sons and one nephew currently on the ice
wow
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>>153215448
I wish I could have 5 sons
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>>153215448
How did he father a nephew?
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>>153215445
somebody was trying to tell me we call those cutter gauthiers now
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>>153215454
He fucked his sister.
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>>153215454
he had sex with his sister
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>>153215460
>>153215461
maybe he's actually a /hoc/ poster
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I don't have a sister
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>Nothing but shitposting
No post about the game itself
Grim.
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>>153215499
>nobody is watching the one (1) shit game on tonight
shocking
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The post just made the CarShield Stop of the Game!
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>>153215507
NOT buying your car parts and accessories Gary
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>>153215504
I'm watching. The Blue Jackets are a neat up and coming team.
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How about you call the cross check to the head you fucking pencil neck
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>>153215520
They aren't. They were neet and up and coming 2 seasons ago. Now they are just shit again. This current crop of kids will bolt in free agency or get traded before that and the cycle will start anew.
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SCAR!
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JACKIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Coyle!
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Spencer Knight? You're now demoted to Spencer Squire.
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>>153215530
Kent Johnson was a boyhood Canucks fan, isn't that exciting?
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Oh no
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>>153215541
he can't save a shit team
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SCAAAAAAAR
EAT SHIT REFFIES
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>>153215547
this is why he left the panthers
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>>153215547
hawks got potential. ‘nuff said
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>>153215559
potential to put bedard in a psychward
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>tfw you score in the last 3 seconds of the 1st to tie it up
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>>153215562
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>>153215560
Rome wasn’t built in a day
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>Artyom Levshunov out of Blackhawks' lineup while coaches work to reset 'foundational' skills

My Belarusy :(
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did anybody else notice this goofy looking motherfucker?
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man i haven't had gay sex in MONTHS
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>>153215581
Waluigi
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>>153215583
want to have a sauna session tomorrow night?
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>>153215581
Tony Khan's dad
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>>153215581
Carlton? What are doing in Chicago?
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Huomenta but the opposite
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it's fascinating
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>>153215530
The Florida Panthers were like that for two decades before it all suddenly clicked.
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>>153215606
its just a mustache
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>>153215606
i like his pickle
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>>153215627
ehhh
fleecing treliving isnt exactly black magic
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>>153215647
Cope, Flames won the trade. All the Calgary reporters said so in September 2022
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>>153215633
is it kosher
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>>153215653
hoob went from a p/gp+ to 1/2p/gp
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>>153215667
Would YOU be motivated to try your best on the Calgary Lames
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he's got good lips
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Coyle again!
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>>153215674
for ten milly a year, yes
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I think my Dad knows I post on /hoc/ kek
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Who are the good guys in this game?
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Spencer Squire? You're now demoted to Spencer Page.
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>>153215683
What if I told you that you got paid the full amount regardless?
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Good thing anon's Dad is a hockey fan
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Noone knows I root through his mail
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>>153215689
Columbus
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Coyle finna boutta get a hatty
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Burakovsky is so fucking bad. He’s been directly at fault for so many goals the past month. By far my least favorite Hawk
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>>153215581
looks straight out of the 90s
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>>153215690
The way the game is going we're going to have Spencer Peasant by the end of it.
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Coyle'd a 3 foot Marner last intermission
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>>153215704
Kek
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>>153215424
>in their past 20 years
they won a cup in 2006, dumbass
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>>153215705
Perhaps even Spencer Churl... but hopefully not
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My penguins (:
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>>153215711
>2006 was 20 years ago
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A lacrosse-style goal was scored today
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>>153215728
they're called "Michigans" you fucking casual
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Jackies :)
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>>153215728
Can't believe they named a team in honor of 1967, that's crazy.
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>>153215728
Sweet. I love those things.
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>>153215738
Not anymore up here.
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>>153215738
I know but I like saying "lacrosse-style goal" because it's a real mouthful
And if there's one thing I like, it's mouthfuls
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>>153215747
much like samir
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bilka is literally perfect
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>>153215758
got any vids of her pissing and/or shitting?
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>>153215738
Sorry, they're called "cradle goals"

Official shot types according to the NHL

>Wrist
>Snap
>Slap
>Backhand
>Tip
>Deflection
>Wrap Around
>Poke
>Cradle
>Between the Legs
>Batted
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Shoresy fucking sucks
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>>153215783
for me it's the poke-shot
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>>153215783
since when does the nhl allow use of the stick above the crossbar
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mcdavid sure does like taking money from gambling apps to shill their products
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Post more hokkei qts
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>>153215758
why is her torso so small?
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>>153215801
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>>153215793
McDavid is the player credited with the most pokeshots in history

>>153215799
Never but since a cradle does not require you to play the puck above the crossbar, they account for it
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>>153215801
im busy watching videos of drug addicts fighting
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>>153215728
cringe
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>>153215814
Not surprised at all
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Who is it likely to be?
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>>153215834
anything is better than tonights garyslop
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>>153215835
jagr
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>>153215835
joe momma
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>>153215835
That guy who fucked Ukrainian hooker s
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>>153215835
Lemieux, zero doubt
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>>153215835
Johnny Hockey
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>>153215866
wait... so you're saying... that sean higgins is actually a hero???
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>>153215835
thornton
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>Beanpot starts on Monday
sweet
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>>153215835
>Joe
uh oh
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>>153215874
always was
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miz chads we're on /smack/
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>>153215936
Shut the fuck up
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>>153215939
hampage got cancelled
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>>153215936
awwwwwwwesome
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Jarry status?
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Shut up and talk about ice hockey or just shut up
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>>153215803
same reason as ur dik
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Wrestlefags begone
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>>153215683
>>153215692
Exactly, he will never have to work a day in his life regardless of the effort he puts in, has to be just good enough to not get waived
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Royal Rumble tomorrow
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>>153215957
the royal rumble is tomorrow, bro
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don't forget it's an early start bro's
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Gary should be the wrestling commissioner too
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>>153215975
Gary wants you to eat shit, and do it somewhere else
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>>153215975
then it could lose out to lady wrestling in viewership just like us!
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>>153215975
wrestlemania 46: boca raton
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While we're on the subject, I'm coninced that the set for the outdoor game in tampa is just the set from the covid wrestlemania in 2020. The pirate ship is the same.
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>>153216008
Gary doesn't pay for new shit when someone else already has one built
>for reasons
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>>153216017
Maybe the stadium owns the pirate ship, or the wwe sold it to them after the show
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hopefully gary loads the pirate ship with booty
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>a fourfull draw
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>>153216033
I hear brandon bussi will be a swabbir
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>>153216017
gary subsidized hockey in arizona for over a decade
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>>153216046
Gary says, "It's a new fucking era, Goyim!!" and we should forget about Phoenix altogether
>and I'm prone to take Gary's advice over yours, I apologize, but them's the breaks
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HIGH STICK FUCKHEAD
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>hits opponent in the face with his own helmet
based
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>>153216066
hey anon, I got a question for you
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>Hey, Anonymous, I have a setup for a stupid joke I wanna tell
>>153216078
go right ahead, miss
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>>153216046
>>153216066
Hockey belongs in the desert
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>>153216091
Why do you greentext like a retard?
>like this?
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Go Sabies!
Fuck the nucks
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'eads
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>>153216097
tradtion
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>>153216110
Any other raped bitch traditions?
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>>153216098
>the fuck you say about my reptile farm?
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horseshit
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ffs, Henderson
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Gary Time or no Gary Time, /hoc/?
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no time for gary is what I say
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>>153216166
yes. bedard ties it up and then scores in OT for the hatty
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>>153216178
>t. bill daly after he's had a few
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olympics can't come soon enough
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>>153216192

Amen to that
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>>153216124
Reptile owners are all screwballs
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>>153216198
very true
>t. have known several
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gg, Cedar Park...
>image is unrelated
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>>153216195
i hope it is can - usa final because it will be very fiery
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FUCKIN HELL bedard how did you miss that
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>>153216207
I'm looking forward to seeing how some of these underdog national teams do
always enjoy watching amateurs try to play pros at the Olys, a hilarious quadrennial delight
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>Gary Time slipping through our fingers
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Coyle hat trick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gary activated the magnets here is why it missed
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>>153216237
CORRECTION!!!

GARY TIME WAS NEVER AN ACHIEVABLE OBJECTIVE, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Columbusian men are just superior
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>>153216261
>Columbunite
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Is Bowness going to take the teds to the playoffs?
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lmao git fukt shitcongo
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Congrats refs!
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Eating a banana ATM brehs
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>>153216298
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>>153216218
Based
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I've never been able to get a banana out of an ATM, just money... sometimes a receipt
I'm impressed
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guys refs are human
they make mistakes too
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>>153216218
coca cola early script called for dablin to be injured early
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>>153216320
Zebras know the hazards they undertake when they put on the "colors" and probably even have some kind of support therapy number for refs that just took too much shit one night and needs to unload before it's too late
>and if not, we should make one, that sounds awesome, Gary, might be a money maker
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I refuse to go full doomer on that. The Bedard/Nazar line is really gelling, the last minute of that PP looked competent, our giant man d line looked good and I feel like Rinzel looked great for his first game back
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>>153216348
bud raped you
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>>153216270
it's anyones wild card spot at this point
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>>153216192
which do you think it was?
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>>153216375
Joey Daccord
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>>153216348
don't call them zebras
use officer/reffie/lines person
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>>153216372
Anyone's except Toronto's
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>>153216372
Such parity in the east, how's the west looking?
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>>153216375
probably joe veleno, italians are deviant af
at least it wasnt a french canadian because joe/joseph is not a popular first name
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>>153216375
Joe Colborne
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>>153216389
>Hippotigris
it's not an epithet, it's an occupational nickname
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>>153216372
i hate the ruins
i hate australia
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>>153216375
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I fuckin love Australia
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>>153216375
joe juneau is an engineer
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>>153216375
>April 2011

If it's a big name it's either Sakic or Nieuwendyk. I'm leaning to Nieuwendyk since he was teammates with Gilmour. Thornton was playing in the playoffs during that week.
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>>153216404
the west blows
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go SLC
go Grizzelbies
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>>153216467
I don’t root against them at all but it’s so blackpilling that the sharks are significantly better than the hawks in their rebuild given when and where each team started
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The Atlanta Spirit Group
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>>153216492
>two of three are entering rebuilds
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>>153216467
Only 11 points back, Flamesbros. Couple collapses and we back
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>>153216492
North Amerifats going to sports "events" to buy food, alcohol, soda and snacks and sit on their asses for 4 hours watching commercials on big screens and pretending to watch handegg, boreball and apehoop.
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>>153216585
Oh please, I've watched enough faggot Euro league games to know 80% of the people that show up to games are too busy waving flags, smashing drums, and screaming chants to actually watch it.
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>>153216585
I'm so fuckin grateful i dont come from a /soc/ country
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>>153216492
>not shown at the number 21 spot: the texan houstons
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>>153216615
this is the worst looking map of north america I have ever seen
drawn from memory lookin-ass map
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>>153216598
Then you haven't watched closely enough. If you had you'd be aware that the standing sections where the flags, drums and chants are, is between 10-20% of the arenas and the chants always dip in volume when a goal chance comes, which means that these sections have full focus on the games. Just because North Amerifats can't do two so wildly different things as watch and sing at the same times doesn't mean the rest of world are so incapable.
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>>153216615
I'm pretty sure the south is filled with more football fans.
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Why don't they sell hockey is for no one merch
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/krak/
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>>153216642
that would be a slanderous lie anon
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>>153216675
Gay
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>>153216656
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>>153216635
same difference
if you can score with a kicking motion
lower your tone when you speak to me
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>>153216688
>same difference
Football and soccer play nothing alike.
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>>153216704
>both played on grass
pinkos
>both kicking motion
gay
>both not canadian
pathetic
>both relying on one superstar player nit team effort
weak
>both best enjoyed by melatonin rich folks
not very fair
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>>153216727
>>both not canadian
>pathetic
Lol, seething leaf fag.
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A peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for
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>>153216675
all stupid reasons, there are actual good reasons
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>>153216812
the butts?
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>>153216736
vpn off
or get out of the country
go on, git
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rick roll'd by Gary
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>>153216872
This is the only place I've seen that constantly seethes about vpns.
No one else cares that much about vpns other than you faggots.
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>>153216884
then leave, bitch
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>>153216881
I chuckled then sharted and now I need new team sweatpants. Thank you, Gary.
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>>153216894
Gary has stocks in the laundry industry so it was all apart of the Plan
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>>153216892
????
Faggot, you people do this all the time
>Someone says something controversial about Canada
>T-T-T-TURN OFF YOUR VPN!!!!!
Like jfc, Canada hate isn't a psyop as much as you dumb fucks tell yourselves.
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>>153216908
god you're dumb. it's because you have a leaf flag as well but you speak to other leaf flags as if you are not also a leaf. just leave please, go talk about /hoc/ somewhere else if you must.
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>>153216821
high performing individuals have grit, commitment, and proven dedication. also to be in the NHL you have to demonstrate impeccable teamwork and maintain good character, and be someone the team wants around. these are all good qualities that point toward strong character. nobody's perfect and this wouldn't be universal but I think if you're looking for integrity, the NHL wouldn't be a terrible place to start.
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>>153216908
turn it off
vpn use is frowned upon here
vpn allows you to watch out of market games
which is bad for the sport
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>>153216923
>good chatacter
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>>153216925
gary knows when you've been sleeping
gary knows when you're awake

gary knows if you've been watching games without a subscription to one of his many partnered streaming services so give him your shekels for goodness sake
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>>153216917
It's funny you think I'm not self aware enough to realize that
>>153216925
Cope and seethe, you Gary obsessed faggot.
If Canadian teams actually won cups after he came into power, none of you fuck would care about all the shit he does.
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>>153216929
just in a general sense anon, obviously they're borderline murderers, but you'll be fine if you're on the right side of them
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>>153216923
and it doesn't hurt to have a good butt either.
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>>153216942
everybody likes good butts and nobody likes bat butts so it should all go without saying
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do kangaroos wven participate in winter ozempics?
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>>153216936
>If Canadian teams actually won cups after he came into power, none of you fuck would care about all the shit he does.
you say you're self-aware but you don't realize that everybody here memes about gary 99.99% of the time he is posted about
you are genuinely low iq you know
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>>153216972
rags being so highly valued is always surprising to me
where do they get all this money from, i can count the amount of rags fans i've met on half a hand
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>>153216995
it's a north people thing, you wouldn't understand florida man
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>>153216995
probably lots of rich rag fan boomers who remember and yearn for the glory days. I've also heard people talk about how going to MSG is also a "status" thing so people who don't even like hockey will do it for the 'gram
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>>153216995
If I had to guess, it's because New York is a Global City and anything big enough that can plant it's roots in it is destined for financial success
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my sabres
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>>153217020
their meteoric rise from the ashes will be studied by future /hoc/ historians and wavering nhl teams alike
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>>153217020
Go Sabres
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>>153217028
we just need to stick to the plan but fire the gm and hire a finnish guy who also sucks
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bill gates got an STD from a russian hooker and asked epistein for stealth antibiotics to give melinda
kwab go flames
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>>153217014
>anything big enough that can plant it's roots in it
...trees?
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>>153217067
global trees
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>>153216995
Isn't 80% of their value derived from the land MSG sits on?
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>>153217053
dabres have a lot of picks, they could be buyers at the deadline
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hasbs @ dabs today
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>>153216986
>memes about gary 99.99% of the time
And 100% of the time it's not even funny
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>>153217092
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>please mr gary dont hurt me
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>>153217092
Good. Gary is no joke.
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>>153217099
FUCK YOUUUUUU JEANS CLAUDE
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>the future of the Canucks
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>>153217099
This needs to be rebooted with Dwayne The Rock and Leon Draisaitl
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>>153217104
>dad! it's luc robitaille
>ouais on va les enculer !!1!
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The NCAA must be worse than Canadian Major Junior. Goalies like this shouldn't get pass U15.
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gary is growing the game to basketball people
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>>153217110
at the beginning of the movie jcvd character asks luc robitaille in french if they're gonna win
luc robitaille, a quebecker, answers in french-of-france slang "yeah we're gonna butt fuck them"
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>>153217122
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The secondary Olympic arena looks nice
Ice rink without any ad in sight is pure sexo
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>>153217139
Just you wait until they add in digital board, glass, and ice ads.
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>>153217143
thanks gareth
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>>153217143
They can't, but maybe they will for NA broadcasts jej
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>Swedish goaltending
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I heard Joe Thornton is in the Epstein files
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I wasn't invited to epsteins Island
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wow that sucks
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>>153217230
Yeah he likes smashing his big butt into young guy's faces
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>>153217260
hot
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>>153217260
This has to be the most humiliating way to get heemed
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too soon
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>buy a current players jersey
>they immediately get traded
>buy a retired players jersey
>they get accused of rape by 14 women
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>>153217346
>buy a [...] jersey
found the problem
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>>153217260
T.J. Oshie is a First Peoples Native American Indigenous Oppressed Person of Colour
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10 hours until the Rumble
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>>153217385
>second paragraph
fucking lol
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>>153217392
Didn’t ask
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39 hours till the Tampa Bay Stadium Series
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>>153217414
gary has an in with the jewish weather satellites, there's no other way to explain this
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>>153217424
I know right. There was of course some concern about the integrity of the top layers of the ice, but now it's going to be colder than it is inside the Garden
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>>153217409
I'm going in blind. I don't even know who the champs are.
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>>153215606
He was going for mouth-to-mouth
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>>153217424
gary can control the weather with his mind
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>>153215780
Girls don't take shits
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>>153217468
they do, it just takes nine months to prepare
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>>153217385
You now remember Americans can't legally drink alcohol before the age of 21
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>>153217537
yes we can
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We don't lie here
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i lie here all the time
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I just took a huge marner
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>>153217975
you either don't, or you don't
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>>153217975
I don't believe you
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i have faith in binnington for the olympics. idc how shit he is in the regular season he preforms when if matters. our eli manning.
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>>153218239
I think Team Canada is so stacked, the goaltending will be mostly irrelevant.
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>>153218414
famous last words
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>>153218439
That only makes sense if I'm a canadian saying that.
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>>153218445
I think any team can win, because chance and chaos are a big part of this whole thing. But not team should sleep at night if they don't feel like they have the best goalie their country can produce. I fucking love seeing a team win when they've had 10 SOG while the losers have 30 SOG. Goalies are weirdly over- and under-appreciated at the same time
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>>153218472
Sure, that is fun to watch. It's just that with the talent Team Canada has, they won't need to to rely on goaltending as much as us or other countries. If it means anything, I agree with the leaf that Binnington will show up, just like he did at 4nations. I just think that they won't need to rely on him as much.
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>>153218472
Only if they're high scoring opportunity shits and not carolina hurricanes shots
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>>153218519
But you never know anon, sometimes the line has a bad day and flunks it. Maybe not, but maybe!
>>153218520
I guess so
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>>153218614
Sure! It's called The Miracle on Ice for a reason, but sure!
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>>153218614
You don't have to respond to everyone bud
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>>153218698
it feels polite to do so, but good point I guess
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>>153218751
australia turned you into a pussy
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>>153218759
HARDLY
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>>153218766
watch this
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>>153218769
...okay I'm watching
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6 hours until puck drop
6.5 hours until bell time
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team italy will cooka da meatball
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>>153218972
those men have very meaty breasts
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Habs/dabres tonite :)
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>>153219107
kino
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crazy how every Canadian has a backyard rink
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>>153219238
any surface can be skated on if you're brave enough
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>>153218813
B U S T T H E W S
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Excellent news bros I checked and am happy to report back that there are still ZERO results for Gary Bettman in the Epstein files. We have the best scandal free commissioner in all of professional sports. Good Guy Gary.
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>>153219393
gary's not in the epstein files
but we are.
damn...
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>>153219393
Married to the same mediocre woman for 50 years should tell you everything. He's just a good old conservative New Yorker jew who is passionate about hockey
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>>153219393
gary obviously has a codename in the Files, he's too smart to use his own
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should be a doozy
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>>153219436
yeah, sure. i remember gare 10 years ago saying he oppose sports betting on the grounds of his orthodox jewish religion. also, pretty sure moses wouldn't binge heated rivalry.
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>>153219393
He's just like Elon he begged for a spot. The only reason he's not in the files is because he doesn't know how to send emails and none of his jewish cabal would vouch for him
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gary is epstein
you heard it here first
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No, this can't be. Jack Hughes injured? Incredible. Who could've thought?
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>>153219593
Careful you might be committing suicide soon if you keep making these kinds of posts
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>>153219526
habs win or season's over
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>>153219596
the metro division is so bad
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>>153219653
it truly is all on the line
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What is your favorite hockey player?
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>>153219741
to watch? kucherov
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I will be buying junk food and watch hockey for 12 hours while stuffing my fat face
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>>153219596
broken bussy
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>>153219526
>>153219653
pls go to OT to kept the panties down
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Jackies play again tonight
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Hey oh, here I am (do this with me)
And here we go, life's waiting to begin (do this with me)
Hey oh, here I am (do this with me)
And here we go, life's waiting to begin
Life's waiting to begin
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/ouryear/
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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This morning's FLOHockey repast;

Sexy Hockey League with Stockholm and the Redhawks
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>laffs
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>>153220289
you might be right tbqh
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uh oh, Linköping
uh oh
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Remember when McKenna ended the WJC run by insulting the refs and then refusing to come onto the ice to shake hands
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gg, Linköping
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>>153219393
He is, but redacted
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Fan Duel is going bankrupt and NHL games will go over the air next.

Then we take down the towers and Gary will be on his begging hoc to save him.
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>>153220658
Gary wouldn't go to China only Nixon can go to China
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Devils owner Josh Harris is in the files
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>>153220701
Cope he was growing the game
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my feet smell so bad
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>Avs-Wings in like an hour to foreshadow this years SCF
Kino
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you now remember when mike richards got caught with pills at the border and had his contract terminated kwab
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>>153220717
Someone ought to compile a list, and you don't sound like you're busy
>waiting on you, dude
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It would be cool if the Lightning or Panthers had a game literally on the beach. Build the rink on the sand and have the ocean as the backdrop.
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>>153220744
Was that before or after the laugh factory?
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>>153220717
As long as my boy Charlie Wang isn't there
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>>153220762
after
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>>153220757
No, too much glare from the sun, high winds, and breakers and spray from the surf
Too much of a logistical nightmare for the broadcast crew, the players would hate it as well
> Maybe put some black screens in the place of the glass on the starboard side of the rink, maybe? OH, give all the players and zebras sunvisors to wear, that might work
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>>153220757
>>153220830
I think it's cool when the players wear eyeblack for the outdoor games.
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>>153220830
Counter point: it would be aesthetic as fuck

>the sun
Overcast days are common in Florida this time of year. No different than the other outdoor games the NHL has already played.
>high winds
Not necessarily a problem.
>breakers and spray
I did not say literally next to the ocean. Some Florida beaches have several hundred feet between the beach and the shore
>players would hate it
They'd like the novelty
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they're losing it
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>>153220939
Would /hoc/ wear the same colors as our National Soccer Team, or would /hoc/ insist on "being different" and choosing our own flag and colors?
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good knews bro's rumble and knights today :)
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>>153221020
We should include all colors like a rainbow
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>>153217385
Keeway Gabagoo?
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BUSINESS IDEA:
>a game of ice hockey played on the surface of the Sun
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>saudi's built a stadium on a parking lot within a month
what's italy's excuse?
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>>153221073
No slave labor
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>Business Idea
>Winter Olys in Riyadh
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>>153221073
By the time the games start people will conveniently forget they spent the past months falling for outrage news about the arena
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I fell for anti-Italian misinformation, I am not ashamed, and I will do it again
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>>153221095
you've got a point, it IS riyadh season
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>minn game is at 10

why live
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where is everyone
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business idea: a summer classic
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>they made the girls wear those hoods
KWAB
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Kangz or flylels?
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>>153221187
We're here
Do you need something specific? cause it's kinda the weekend, so
>yeah
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>>153221240
i meant everyone but you trb
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>>153221187
I'm eating lunch and then I'm going to the library
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>>153221242
Fine with me
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11 days until the Olympics bros.
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How are the oily boys doing?
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>Ullmark returns tonight
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>>153221246
Leafs play in Vancouver, so you'll have the whole arena to yourself.
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>>153221311
Getting belt-to-ass from Wild tonight.
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For me it's the LA Kings - Los Angeles being the wealthiest metropolis on the planet
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>>153221311
knights play the kraken
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>>153221136
that phx player is doing the right thing by trying to keep his skates away from that other guys head, good on him
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>>153221400
I'm going to my local library :)
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rumble soon bro's
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Oilers finna crash out tonight
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>>153221455
please stop using the library computers to goon
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>>153216585
There are more hockey teams than baseball teams on that list.
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>>153221204
This is the major mid-season event of my proposed NHL roller hockey summer season.
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>>153221457
got the pre show up while i'm doing some work
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>>153221519
Would be kino
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>>153221489
I used their wired ethernet connection to re-install Windows on my laptop once and the zoomer library worker observed me like I was some kind of dangerous hacker
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>>153221489
I'm going to check out a book
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our pens :)
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>>153221556
Why aren't you purchasing two copies of that book from the publisher's amazon store?
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>butterfly in the sky
>I can fly twice as high
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Jarry status?
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>the city of Philthy
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>>153221609
It's free at the library
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oof flyers taking spanking
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big e coined the term for oba femi fans: oba feminists
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>>153221556
don't limit yourself to one, friend :)
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>>153221681
What language is this?
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my avies :)
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>>153221701
stroke
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>>153221690
You can borrow friends at the library?
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is kane best ever american born player?
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>>153221762
that would be tony amonte
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>>153221728
Yes, but you gotta return them in a week
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> Breaking down what ‘sell mode’ should look like for Maple Leafs
Gas chamber. Oven. Done.
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>>153221802
I don't think that rebuild worked out in the end
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>>153221762
yeah probably
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I slept with Bonhomme at the CBC
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>>153221801
Do they require dry cleaning or something?
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>>153221843
hot sauna is enough
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Hey first time viewer here, any tips for following the puck?
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OK the Wings are on and you must shut the FUCK up now.
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>>153221843
just hose them down at the end
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>>153221858
turn 360 degrees and turn on lazor puck mode
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>>153221858
put your tv on puck mode
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>** HKY SATURDAY **
>and not
>** HKY STRDY **
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>>153221858
close your eyes and visualize the puck. follow it with your third eye
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>>153221910
kek based
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cm punk just made a joke about the >laffs
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>>153221927
Neat, who's that?
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>>153221949
centimeter punk
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>>153221957
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>>153221949
Known wrestlefag
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my avies! :)
burns!
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>>153221908
hky turdy
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I met a dude with a Knights beanie who's in town with his daughter for her hockey tourney.
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>>153222010
what can i possibly do with this information
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>>153222010
i hope you described your morning marner to him
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>>153221971
cope cm punk rules and used to bang half the womens locker room prolly still does
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i met a dude who didn't ask
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>>153222020
>>153222022
>>153222028
She is a defenseman (i asked)
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Small pp
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>>153222034
kane better prove hes bestest and tie this facking game
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> "I cried because I can't get no, until I met a man who had no, no, no..."
>"Hey, hey, hey...""
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well that was a wicked shot
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>>153215233
In Bowness we trust.
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my avies!! :))
mackinnon!
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Imagine that, pucks go in the goal when Nichushkin screens, who could have known? Now if only Bednar and Hakstol understood that for the PP.
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Cuck you should make a thread that ties this game up.
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>>153222092
kek you are fighting a losing battle, every game you harping on Bednar and nothing changes
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Where’s the audience?
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>>153222156



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