Elena :) edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennislivesport.com/en/tennis>AO schedulehttps://ausopen.com/schedule>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1.pk/wtatennis.com/scores (w125s)itftennis.com/en/world-tennis-tour-livevideo.worldtennistourjuniors.comvkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport>Calendarwtatennis.com/tournamentsatptour.com/en/tournamentsitftennis.com/en/tournament-calendar/womens-world-tennis-tour-calendaritf-entries.netlify.appPrevious: >>153217942
>8 years ago today, 18-year-old Elena ranked 450 in the world and coming back from a hand injury, beat Caro, who was ranked 7th to reach her first-ever WTA quarter-final.
>>153218878
the new thread captchas suck!
We need to go back to the 80s when AIDSbakina would've been banned from playing
if Lena wins Roland Garros, she would have the best chance of getting the career slam out of the current WTA players
Might have one of them wanks where I pour a rum and start playing a porn game, then fall asleep with my dick in my hand and come to at 2am being all shamed-filled like "awhh... guess I'll go to bed", and then go to bed without brushing my teeth
>>153218909:/
>>153218878Amazing edition!
>>153218835>>153218855*waves*
>>153218909Depressingly detailed.
>>153218878why can't she smile normally
No alcohol day here so can't go drinking. My farts are wild from the yakisoba. What to do tonight
>>153218878they already had the madam tussauds model of her win prepared?
Let's get this shit startedElena :)
Based thread and results todayAlena and Jana winLena slays the beastAnd Vendula is aheadToday was a good day
Vendy :)Laura :(
Vendy :)
this is the year vendy establishes herself on the tour
>>>/wsg/6083659Vendula :)hope Laura is okay tho
>volynets v bratfu
>>153218920Feeling good, Germbro?
>fruity brenda possibly vs vendy
>>>/wsg/6083660angelic voice :3
>>153218970Damn thats gonna be a difficult one to choose who to fap for
where did you watch vendy
>>153218974Very much :3
>>153218976would love to see that (not only because of free ranking points for vendy)>>153218982freestreams, low res fixed cam only because qualies
>>153218979Lovely voice
>>153218989heh my expectations are low for fruity Brenda but my hopes are high
>>153218956you forgot about ksenia
>>153218884I never bake threads I'm scared of being judged ;_;
>>153218956For me it's Cami winning in the Philippines
>>153219006Sorry i did. Apologies.In my defence (weak i know) the final hasnt been played yet :)
>>153218901Aryna, go to bed
>>153219011>tfYou'll be judged either way
exclusive lena video from jana
>>153219011;;
>>>/wsg/6083674:3
>>153219036Wow!
vendy vs gabby tomorrow>>153218956very. honestly far better than i've imaginedwas only really sure about jana and alena
>>153219049>whata walk where are we going?cute :3
>>153218897>Laura trying to intimidate Vendy with her boobsyeah that was never going to work
>>153219070Fucking kek
vendula :)
Someone find a 15 minute radius around the arena so we can. Locate vendulas house and do wholesome things to her
>>153219268Me as the trophy
>>153218927>Thailand>No alcohol dayI'm guessing they're done with tourism then
alex found my goon cave :S
Why didn't Rybankina do the 'fall on the floor in tears' celebration when she won?
>>153219372She might be a sperg
So, like, are Kazakhs slavs? I don't get it
well, when will emma win her 2nd slam?
>>153219372Her celebration when she won Wimby consisted of walking to the net. I love her for it desu, the whole Ice Maiden persona works for her. She looks like her heart rate is about 35 when she's facing match point.
igor is a fraud
>>153219423God I wish the word filter on t b h would fuck off, if I want to post like a weeb I'll do it myself.
>>1532194246 slamsSame as sabalenka+rybakinaShe is younger than them as well.
>>153219438Lena had at least a year stolen from her by that bitch Pam Shriver
comfy thunderstorm rolling garn go cuddle with my doll in bedngiht
>>153219444Never heard of him
>>153219495Night anon. Unless you are the fat cunt eating all the pizza. In which cause i wish you constipation
>>153219529Former female tennis player who fucked her 50yo coach when she was 17. She decided that her experience gave her the authority to police current WTA players and call for their coaches to be banned, she spearheaded the effort to ban Vukov
>>153219401There are lots of ruZchweine in the north of Kazakhstan.
>>153219325They do it on Buddha days and election days, of which tomorrow is the latter. Same with next Sunday
>>153219391If she's not on the spectrum literally nobody is.
evahaters... you're not gonna like this...
>>153219785Thats one lucky chad
Elena :)Camilla :)Vendy!!! :)All ostrava smile posts will include !!!. That is all.
Eva should be flayed and quartered the hypocritical bitch
>>153220226for what?
>>153220273She engages cuz she likes the attention the lying whore
>>153220281she's being coquettish
Should have punched Eva when I saw her but can't afford prison time :/
what is she looking at
>>153220344*blocks your path*>you'll have to get past me first!
>>153220354lewd slut noticed some boner her dick thirsty mouth imitates sucking it
>>153220564what you think of oleksandra olynykova? tennis player that crowdfunds FPV drones for the military?>>153218903
Just a reminder that the Aussie fun doesn't end tomorrow because Jonesy is playing back-to-back 75s in Brisbane over the next two weeks
>>153220599i lookedso did you
>>153219785>>153220273>>153220296The most insignificant woman alive rnRussia is right to want to conquer and purify her shithole
>>153220586>crowdfunds FPV drones for the militarybright gentle lady with pure intentions
>>153220610I did.
>>153220734my thoughts exactly!
>>153218878Doper trash
>>153221367Not only is she a doped up subhuman trash heap, but she is infuriatingly ugly. Fucking blank, mental invalid insect face, retarded expression Absolutely disgusting translucent trash whore
Lena :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlK3RJI0Q_I
>>153221574Cheers!
>>153221574in truth at 0-3 i also thought it was overbravo lena <3
>>153218970PHWOAAAARhope diss in the backlogsteins
>>153221702She proved us all wrong
>>153219438nah brolike nadalclayratdont count
>>153219785corr would eviscerate dias whores asshole then shun her coz she isnt /tennis/
>>153221434wowAWFUL take
>>153221736so that's where >>153218890 came from :3
phwoarfinally lena dolun itwon anudda slamsabalenka is such a fucking choker kek3 last 4 slam finals + wta final losefuck dat bitchlena absolutely pooed on her face
>>153221799>lena absolutely pooed on her faceme next am i right kittington
>>153218890kek
>>153219407somehow, despite how long it's been, this one never gets old
LMAOwtf thats not normalvukov given a trophy in the ceremony after troonomdz keklmaothats actually mentalis thar like the wta apology?i imagine maybe like lena threatened to not do ceremony if they didnt award vukov if win or summatmental
>>153219407>>153221831
>>153221834Nah it's normal, Jana + Alenas mother/coach also got a trophy because they won
fink it does settle it thovukov best coach in womens tennisfinkin emma and mirra should try procure him if they want successbut i fear if they did they would be too bratty to actually take it all in and utilize himspoiled bratslena isnt spoiledshe is serene
>>153221850nah nah nahi have never seen in a slam final ceremonythe coachpersonally called up his name announced outloudto collect a trophytroons coach didnt collect no second place trophy
>>153219785slut
>>153221851u fink?
>>153221834i think they do that with all the coaches nowthey realized that the vukov ban failed because they had 0 proof beyond rumors and could get into legal troublesthen they got to the point where they had to publicly honor him lmao, it's not as good as a Russian born player winning Wimbledon the year Russians were banned, but it's still a good case of karma being a bitch
post /tennis/ related webms.Good plays or humorous ones, no pedo shit
also was garn rant about diss if lena lost but she didntI FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCHWHEN SOMEONE IS SERVIN SECOND AND THEY GET BROKEN ON THE LAST SERVICE GAME OF THE SETITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING
>>153222003Are you rooting for Carlos or Novak tomorrow, Portujinx?
>>153222067Has to be Carlos :)
kek alsotook me to recognize diss tnt commentator coco vandeweghe (i fink thats who it is but not sure) talks exactly like ivato realizemaybe californians actually have distincy accents keki dunnoor maybe they talk the same by coincidencehmm confusing actually coz raised in new york until 9 but then in socalwho knowswho knowsso much ambiguitydont even know if ita actually herdoes tnt lady and iva have same speaking manner coz shes from soufern californiaor do they bpth just have a general american accentwhy am i spotting dissthats my questionwho knowswho knows
>>153221757Oh really?? What a weird coincidence it's all eastern European soviet whores with serves that are more powerful than most men in every finalDumpster corrupt shit hole countries that have literally nothing else going for them except state backed cheating in sports
roidalenka :)walled elena :)
>>153222107nibba you gay
>>153222003
>>153221962what? did they do it at us open.
>>153222106the socal accent has spread a lot in the reality tv - internet - social media age i think. kardashianification of the english language
>>153222003vague requestbecause the AO just ended I'll post an Azarenka webm in her honor, I don't think she officially announced her retirement yet but the end draws nearThis one is from her 2016 sunshine double, which i think is harder than winning a slam
>>153222128is moonballing considered bad sportsmanship, or is it a fair tactic to unsettle your opponent and goad them into an unforced error?
>>153222003What about female juniors making good or humorous plays?
>>153222267disgusting orc
>>153222223>one off Frenchbro I'm so sorry, you almost had itWatching this webm, I miss Angie so much, 2016 was such a cool year for her that I will never forget :3
>>153222223same year in the indian wells final against a nobodyi think vika's strength was counter punching and this is a nice example
>>153222362i like Kerber too but because the request was so vague I had to pick something, sorry germanbro
>>153222060>I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH>WHEN SOMEONE IS SERVIN SECOND AND THEY GET BROKEN ON THE LAST SERVICE GAME OF THE SETwhy?isn't that part of the game?good servers like saba or lena pick serve first in the hope of doing that i think, they wanna put pressure on the opponent, i don't see the issue
>>153222238Rec shitters get salty about it because they don't have the skill to stop it. Pro women on rare occasion do rallies like that because they're trying to get a better angle for a winner and they suck just enough for this to be relatively safe. Men don't because they will get punished instantly.
>>153219353>...And here's my collection of hideous art
Changing my sleeping pattern from Australia time to European time never felt so good
>>153222520because its such a cheap way to lose a set
>>153222238>is moonballing considered bad sportsmanship, or is it a fair tactic to unsettle your opponent and goad them into an unforced error?I hear this shit all the time and i don't get itthis i just like underarm serve : if you can't deal with it you're not good enough, this has nothing to do with sportsmanshipmoonballing is a valid strategy to reset the point, if the ball is deep enough on the opponent's backhand it's super hard to deal with
>>153222238it makes people seethe which is coolto me it just looks like a complete "nothing" shot that doesn't improve your position in the rallyso when two players keep hitting it back and forth like that its a waste of timelike in boxing when two fighters are afraid to throw punches
what are your top-5 1000+ level events on the calendar ? for me it's:indian wellsromawimbledonmiamius open
>>153222060Based. We call that 7-5 merchanting around here. Although it’s not a good name because it can happen at 6-4.
>>153222669Slams above all Favourite masters Monte Carlo, Madrid, Rome (I am NOT a claycel I think they’re just associated in my mind with the coming of summertime, and all the hard court masters are identically meaningless to me)
>>153222669wimbledonus openroland garosindian wellsthen a pretty sizable gapaus open
>>153222669RGAOWIWStuttgart is an honorary GSUSO
>>153222727stuttgart is high effort, low reward: the tournament
>>153222736I just hope Lena doesn't skip it this year....
>>153222669RGWimbledonUS/AustralianMadrid
>>153222669Roland GarrosUS/AustralianMadridCinconatti
i need to go to a tournament in person this year, never been beforenottingslam perhaps...
>>153222777Digits confirm
>>153222777Do itIt's probably just boomers and a few people your age, but it will be worth it!
>>153222802i'll do it! tickets go on sale next week!
>>153222669>what are your top-5 1000+ level events on the calendar ?weird questions because the slams are so far above the restI'll be an idiot and give the best non slams events instead1- Olympics2- wta finals3- Rome4- Indian Wells5- Madrid
>>153222961Thank you for manifesting it since the strat Israelibro...
>>153219268so many bad picsthis is a good onebeauty
>>153221736cute dork
>>153222961holy cute
>>153223015i like this one too >>153219011
dead thread?
*livens up the thread*
>>153223919>dead thread?why?This was a good Australian swing despite the not so good first half of the second weekYoungsters such as Jovic are showing promises, the women final was badass, saba being good but rybakino being better, and the middle east swing is looking goodMeanwhile 38 yo joker defeated one of the best players ever against all odds in a legendary battle.Explain to me why tennis, or this thread, is dead.
>>153224133les miches de la boulangèrevive les gros nichons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5JsnXPIoBw
>>153220734Won't the Russians be able to find your unit via your phone's GPS???
>>153221434Robo-kina is kino. She's only blank due to autism.
>>153224188>Explain to me why tennis, or this thread, is dead.because no one's posting juniors, probably
>>153224588>because no one's posting juniors, probablyfair enough, i kneelsomeone post a random junior pantsu pls