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The 2026 Winmau World Masters continues with a bumper double session on Saturday as round two takes place at Arena MK.

Jonny Clayton and Gerwyn Price collide in an all-Welsh affair, as two-time World Champion Gary Anderson faces 2014 Masters winner James Wade in another stellar showdown. World Championship runner-up Gian van Veen plays Nathan Aspinall for a place in the quarter-finals, while 2023 Masters champion Chris Dobey meets Australian number one Damon Heta in Saturday’s opening tie.

World Champion Luke Littler and defending champion Luke Humphries will take centre stage on Saturday evening when they face former European Champion Ross Smith and Luke Woodhouse respectively, with 2018 World Champion Rob Cross and Northern Ireland's number one Josh Rock also set to collide. Elsewhere, 2024 Masters winner Stephen Bunting and former UK Open winner Danny Noppert lock horns in a repeat of last year’s quarter-finals.

Coverage starts at 1:00pm UK time on ITV4 with the evening session from 7:00pm on the same channel.

All games today are the best of 7 sets (first to 4, sets best of 3 legs).

>Today's matches (1:00pm start)
Damon Heta v (13) Chris Dobey
(6) Gary Anderson v (11) James Wade
(3) Gian van Veen v (14) Nathan Aspinall
(5) Jonny Clayton v (12) Gerwyn Price

>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start)
Rob Cross v (9) Josh Rock
(7) Stephen Bunting v (10) Danny Noppert
(1) Luke Littler v (16) Ross Smith
(2) Luke Humphries v Luke Woodhouse

>Day 3 roundup
https://www.pdc.tv/news/2026/01/30/littler-and-humphries-triumph-day-two-milton-keynes
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Bunting spouting more bollocks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWWF2Ifc23Y

>"I'm still loved by the crowd which is great. I'm still loved on social media which is unbelievable."

Compare this to a Bunting interview from a few years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6JqU4Nb5o0

Bloke's changed for the absolute worst
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am dey pypos champ, the promoter of scam competition websites
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Good afternoon lads.
>Cock, Dross, Pypochamp, Littlerwinslol, Humph
Now that's a grim evening session if I've ever seen one.

>>153219002
Normally I'd assume he's trolling by now, but sadly he isn't.
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>>153219009
>>153219017
It shows how fucking thick he really is. The downfall will be amazing.
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please knock shittler out already
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>>153219038
Smudger will need to repeat what he did back in November at the Players Champs and just hope Littler isn't arsed.
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Hello, lads!
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Go then lads, post your walk-ons :)
https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
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8am darts
cutting into my KHL time.
Morin'
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Dobey needs to bin Hey Jude and go back to PJ & Duncan
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>>153219275
Maybe some aging PDC commentator didn't like it, so he was told to switch to something more baby/drunkard language compatible. NAAA NAAA NANANANA EEEYSHUUUDE, not many consonants, still works well after 8 pints.
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>Call NOW or these kids DIE!!!!111
These ads get worse and worse.
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got cheers and groans kek
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>>153219321
>Hello, I'd like to donate $50 to getting them all sterilized
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>>153219367
that's one way to address the deano menace
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>>153219352
Classic ITV4.
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>Heta can't take the heat
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>Dopey
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Incredible 139 from Dweeb
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BORING, BORING TABLES
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>that 139
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I don't know whether Hetas handlebars are based or cringe desu
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One of the rare occurences where Damo actually plays well on TV. It felt like every time I saw him in the last months he was shit and went home with a sub-90 average.
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waste of time with the comeback from damo

now time for whining old man versus whining old man
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Hollywood Chris Downie
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>>153219472
>42 is old man

Do zoomshits really?
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>>153219484
I should have whining middle aged man versus whining middle aged man
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>>153219484
If this is 40, 42 must be walker and piss bag.
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baldie deano MC absolutely butchering these today. Please matchroom, cull this one deano for us PLEASE.
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gando messes up his entrance
its over
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Has James Wade ever been good?
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>>153219544
>Wade not taking out 121 with 20 T17 D20
It's an imposter.
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*20 T17 Bull

I'm stupid and can't into maths.
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>>153219567
You are Jose de Sousa
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Will Wade shake Gando's hand after the game? I suppose Scotland as a member of Great Britain is acceptable?
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Decent battle this
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>>153219557
About half an hour later, the commentators said that exact phrase. Erie.
Is that a joke?
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>>153219710
Maybe I should hand in my application.
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>Wade starts hitting almost all of his doubles
it's ogre for Anderson
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Based Fartman.
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Haha what a bellend
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>that D8 attempt
Dumb fuck.
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*farts*
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>>153219807
He seems like the kind of lad that would moderate his own fan subreddit
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OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
CUZ IM MR CVCKSIDE
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TIME FOR THE CHUD
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it's over
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speaking of imposters
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>>153220000
at least get the glasses right
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Great match so far
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>Ayy Spinalls a wanker
Why do the fans hate him?
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not looking good for asspain, chudbros we got this
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>that Asp doubling in that session
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>>153220177
>wins the set
>posts on 4chan immediately
>gets digits
based Gian
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>>153220232
Double 7 as well, the double he hit to win the set
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>missed gandi vs wadetism
why even live
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>miss bull on 65
>hit D14 going for S14
Comedy stuff from Cokehead
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>>153219009
im predicting noppert will job on the deciding set and let this fat cunt off the hook
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we are so back
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Time for an ICE raid?
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>6/31 doubling
And that is why you were dropped from the PL you useless cunt
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Can't wait for Jonny to predictably bend over again for Gezzy
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ICE ICE BABY
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Good start from Jonny
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what darts is clayton using? they aren't the 2.0
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high quality from the sheepjobbers so far

>>153220315
chud watches ice raid compilations on tiktok for pre match motivation
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>>153220512
>filename
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>>153220517
kek didn't notice this before
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>Jobby
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>>153220550
>le constantly fling darts into the 5s man
He will lose this because he keeps bottling it. Winner plays Dopey tomorrow.
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That scream is enough to scare the ferret out of your ass.
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>roidlet
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>Gezzy

Missed the walkons, heard a rumour Ice Ice Baby was back. Is it true?
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>stream died on last throw
fuck off
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>>153220721
>Is it true?
yes
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>>153220777
Based, I hope it's for good. Also well played, darts needs a strong Gerwyn Price, and not the whiny twitter posts version with the crappy walkon song.
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>>153220808
At the moment he is the only one who can prevent LITTLERWINSLOL
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>>153220721
>le january comeback
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>>153220844
I still believe it's the year of the Woodlouse, lads. Imagine, so far he's averaging over 108 in 2026.
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>>153220844
>>153220927
lukewinslol holds firm regardless
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>>153220723
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>>153221179
thanks
Wasn't actually the last throw because it was delayed and i misread the score
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Evening session bump
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>>153222121
dope

Will Littlerwinslol meet his master today?
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>>153221356
oh, i record the event stream and play it as it is recording. If you need something cut let me know.
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We need more Luke.
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goofy ahh anime music
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>Cock vs Dross
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What is the point of the inner red circle for a 9 darter when you get the 9 in the corner already.
Surpirsed the legs are not in circles too.
Hopefully that bald cunt explains it to us.
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>>153222770
Chris Mason did on Thursday and he did it in such a condescending manner it was hilarious

Whichever PDC zoomer came up with that entire concept needs binning
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I could not make that chant out… Who is a wanker?
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>>153223043
Maybe Owen Bates.
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Those two darts at D14 to lead the fourth have fucked Dross.
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i am better than both of these guys
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low energy mongpit
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>that final visit from taxdodger
lmao
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Dutch male prositute vs the people's potato
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>le wholesome fatman
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the people's hampion is up
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GOT TO HAVE HIGH HOES FOR A LIVING
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I miss the Surfin Bird era of Bunting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keJphl-ksjo

Also a rare sighting of Jyhan Artut in his last PDC Worlds 10 years ago
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am dey pypos champ
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DIET PROOF, A FEW STONE TO LOSE
TAAAAKEAWAAAY TAAAKEAWAAAY
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>>153223388
kek
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>>153223388
lel'd
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>>153223374
>Jyhan Artut, Andree Welge and Shorty Seyler (RIP) representing Germany at the worlds
Good times, man.

>>153223356
kek
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>watching 2026 "P"DC instead of the Royal Rumble
>mfw
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>>153223388
kekked at that one lid
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>>153223440
>not the pre-recorded Modus Royal Rumble from about half a year ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WJ3-xBxhoE
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>>153223440
I would but WWE bores me right now and the female rumble is up first (who cares about women's wrestling)
I'll check what happens in the men's rumble
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>>153223476
>that Richie Burnett chimpout at 6:45
kek
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>"The People's Champion" losing 4 legs in a row and averaging 92
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>>153223440
I guess everyone has an OF now.
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>>153223507
>we missed out on Menzies-Burnett at the Cazoo Worlds
That would have been INCREDIBLE
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""The"" ""People's"" ""Champion""

>is not unique or exceptional in any way
>nobody likes him
>hasn't won anything

what did he mean by this?
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>>153223542
New marketing tactic: Trying to appear relatable by being shit.
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>>153223599
First to show up at an event and the last to leave. This guy is absolutely paranoid about anybody talking behind his back.
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>>153223599
>look like Peter Griffin
>bald and wearing glasses
>5chin
>skinny arms
>only 40y/o
Makes me laugh at least
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>>153223633
This true or just bait? Could imagine him on a schizo melty tbqhwy
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>>153223620
>busting 6 with S17
>lose leg
>lose set
You might be on to something.
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>double uhhhhhhhhhh 17?
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if Bunting is People's Champion, who is the Stone Cold Steve Austin of darts?
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>>153223644
In one of the promo videos where his son was getting bullied, I forget who said it, they said Stephen is undeserving of the hatred because he is the first to arrive in the last to leave. It was around Christmas time.
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Bunting shouldve skipped the arabiattta
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he's on a melty hahahah how long until he starts crying on the oche lads?
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HAHAHAHA FUCK OFF FAT CUNT
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YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
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Why does everyone hate the family guy again?
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The People's Jobber
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>>153223599
Just a family man isnt he lad
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Bobby George at a PDC event Jesus Christ

Shilling the Blade X haha
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Has a darts player ever had a heart attack during a match
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>>153223715
Last to arrive, first to leave more like, the useless fat jobber.
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Tell you what he looks a million bucks for 80 with all the drinking and smoking. What a legend.
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>no "P" for product placement in the bottom right corner
Someone call Ofcom
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>>153223762
Lots of bitter losers the same age out there who are jealous of his success and aura.
Bunting will be back for the prem, doubt him at your peril /180/!
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Made for BBG (Based Bobby George).
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The zoomers think the BBC is Crowning a new King of Kiddie Fiddlers.
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>that Bobby George segment
SOUL
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>happen to tune in just in time for littler
im a proper luke tourist arent, what can i say
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What happens in Milton Keynes?
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>>153223868
>aura
More like odor
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>>153223923
New builds and robot deliveries and absolutely soulless husks of humans
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The fuck? This useless cunt is meant to be in the premier league over Noppert and he loses in straight sets?
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Smith has the best darts shirt currently imo. Very smart.
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>>153223923
you can get your Milton Keyned
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>>153223949
Bunting will repeat his 2025 season and end bottom of the PL. Doubt he'll even win a single night this year.
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>stream froze on this scene
What have I done to deserve this?
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>>153223961
True, better than the yellow scribbles on luke
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>>153223923
Roundabouts and chain restaurants that London got rid of five years prior
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Littler has what I call the "snowman physique"
He is a perfectly round blob with a smaller round blob stuck on top.
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>>153223979
Do you think she's dreaming of another Luke?
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>>153223757
Well said, @_WokeNonsenseFC
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>>153223979
>Visibly disgusted security
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>>153223992
>you now remember Frosty The Throwman
I'm certain he was pissed out his head when he played Gando at the Worlds that one time
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>>153224001
Likely. I mean, who doesn't?

>>153224010
kek, now that you say it...
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>>153223979
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>>153223757
TRVKE
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Shittler is so annoying. I can't even respect his darts ability because he's such an annoying cunt.
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>>153223979
>>153224010
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>be on a 9 darter
>lose leg because you bust 59
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>>153224058
Luke Littler
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>when shittler is winning
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>>153224109
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>beer llamas tatanka
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This is annihilation
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>bludger
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>>153224164
And Smith isn't even playing badly
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got a fucking PETA advert on the German stream i'm watching on

even though i saw half of it and i didn't understand what they were saying, it was basically a family playing a board game and their 9 yr old daughter going on a very long tangent about something.
The parents look like they've been shot down by whatever she was lecturing them about
Then the dad looks at some meat on a plate from the fridge and then throws it away or something

>>153224164
>119 avg
blimey
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>171 setup to leave a double
I will never hate this regardless of who does it
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>>153224174
Honey, if we don't eat this that animal died for no reason
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>>153224174
It’s on itv4 you mong, why are you using a German stream?
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>not getting a shot for the match on 85
>shittler
Silly cunt
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Why does littler always look like he's about to burst into laughter about something? It's weird as fuck. The only time he doesn't do it is when he's losing and looks like he's about to throw a tantrum.
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>t1
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>>153224223
Laziness and habit.
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>>153224174
Many such cases. Laughed my ass off recently at a Volkswagen (I think) ad, where the "cool" 10 year old daughter hears shit background music in the supermarket, goes to the supermarket loudspeaker system and blasts rock from her own player, then she explains to her parents
>those guys needed some rock and roll
You can tell those ads are targeted at 60yo boomers, because no one else would fall for this retard shit. And no one else would get a Volkswagen either. Generally, the funny smart kid who shows thw grown ups how it is done is a very annoying trope.
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corr, love a sideways view shanghai

>>153224252
I think most people by now are fully conditioned to just how fucking awful car adverts are.
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>those kids 6-7ing in the crowd
That's your Littler Effect
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Thanks for nothing, Ross.
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who wil be the new Luke division champ?
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>>153224343
the little lah squad making /180/ SEETHE
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there seems to be more people in Milton Keynes than in the saudi rumble
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Bracket as it stands:

>Littler v Rock
>Dobey v Price

>Humphries/Woodhouse v Noppert
>van Veen v Wade
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>another different PETA vegan app advert
i miss dazn :(
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>>153224384
Are there any Arabs heels in wrestling?
Need the Iron Sheik to humble some bitches
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>>153224384
who is rumbling
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>>153224374
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>>153224402
my stomach
>>153224401
not that I'm aware of, miss Sheiky Baby like you wouldn't believe
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There's literally no point watching darts while this fat prick is present. Just put him in front of a board and have him throw on his own for a couple of hours and be done with it.
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time to suck off shittler for a few mins
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>>153224431
exceptional screencap
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Rock vs Littler will be another notallypally CLASSIC
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>>153224431
Looks like a bowls player
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Sounds like some of you lads are quite bothered.
Not me though, I’m honestly not bothered.
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WOODY TIME!

>>153224431
>>153224543
kek nice
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>>153224384
>jericho returning to this
oof
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>>153224578
My blood pressure is slowly returning to baseline now that littler is no longer on my screen and I won't have to see him again until tomorrow.
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I PREDICT A KWAB
I PREDICT A KWAB
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damn, that crowd is WILD
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NINE
I
N
E
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PERFECTION FROM SNORETISM
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9 SHARTER
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NEIN NEIN NEIN
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BASED 9 DARTER
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9 DARTER
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JAAAAAAAAA
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THE MOST BORING NINE!

YES, I COULD ONLY POST THIS NOW BECAUSE MY CAPTCHA LOADS 30 MINUTES AND MY STREAM IS THREE LIGHT YEARS BEHIND!
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>>153224747
And it could only have been achieved thanks to Luke Woodhouse's innate ability to turn his pants the colour of wood any time he plays a better player.
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>Woodhouse averaging almost a ton
>It's not very effective

>>153224779
>Luke Woodhouse's innate ability to turn his pants the colour of wood
Can't learn these things, either you have them or not.
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>>153224779
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Are we a poor website?
I could do a better job drawing this 9 darter.
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>>153224543
heh
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>>153224747
NINE!!!! (i missed it)
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>Luke Woodhouse does not call himself "The Shed"
This is how you know he's boring
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Ok luke endi this before the UFC starts
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>>153224953
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>just hit more 9 darters bro
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>>153225004
Woodhouse playing his usual part well as the third wheel but enjoying the moment
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>>153225008
Humphries was that elite early doors I didn't realise how well Woody's playing. Surely he finally wins a title of SOME kind this year.

>>153225025
Kek.
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>>153225008
I have questions...
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>leaving 80 off 122
>not even getting a dart at double on 80
That was more like it from Woodlouse.
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The only match of the evening session to go longer than 5 sets. And it probably shouldn't have done.
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well well well, the comeback is on
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THE WOODBACK IS ON!
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>>153224986
The Shithouse would be better
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Luke may miss and Luke may hit
I CAN'T SPAKE
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saving the kino to the end
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>>153224986
it would be one of those names for players only mardle uses annoyingly all the time
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Classic shed
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>1
Wut House
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CAMON LUKE
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woodhouse's bird is fit
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this luke littlewoodhousemanphries looks like a promising player
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Kwaboty
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whew what a finish
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No problem Woody, you will always be my favourite Luke.
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Woodstonks feeling bearish
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Smile through the pain.
wouldn't have thought it would end as close as it did
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I swear at one point comms said
>Lewd Woodhouse
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>>153225244
>>153225247
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>>153225244
The Luke hierarchy remains in place... for now.

>>153225263
lmao fuck i can't unsee it now
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>>153220000
nice quads
The chud army grows in number by the day.
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>>153225263
kek, it's true! Like I said before: If there was a darts video game with a player creation option, he'd looks like the default character. The Shepard of darts if you will.
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>>153225275
>woodshed
All went well for Woody, but then he shed the bed.
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Three upsets today but the match of the day was undoubtedly the boring Lukes derby that had almost everything.

Early on it looked like a routine Humphries hammering as Cool Hand broke Woodhouse to win set 1, and then broke again in the first leg of set 2 before the first televised perfect leg of the year: 180 - 180 - T20-T19-D12 for 2-0 and no dramas. Woody got on the board by hitting a 13 and an 11 to bring the score back to 2-1, but lost the fourth set in 26 darts and it looked over.

Enter the Woodhouse from Round 1: a huge 114 to break at the start of set 5 and then a match dart survived for 4-1 with a DD19 attempt from the reigning champion before making it 3-2 with a vital last dart D8. A Woody 17 darter to begin set 6 was then followed by remarkable scoring to leave 46 after 9 for a level game, but incredibly Humphries hit a DD19 to finish 96, only for the #2 seed to watch helplessly as his opponent hit D2 for a 14 darter for 3-3. Cool Hand held with a 14 in the decider, but then missed 3 more match darts as Woodhouse sent it to sudden death with a last dart D10. Luke W. left himself 170 against the darts after 9, but a colossal 180 on 234 from Luke H. put all the pressure on his lesser opponent, who failed to finish the max and watched on as Cool Hand hit D10 last dart in hand for victory with an average of 105 dead. Woodhouse averaged close to 103 with 47% on doubles: 2026 is surely the year Woody does SOMETHING in the game.

The three upsets saw James Wade defeat Gary Anderson from 0-2 in a typical topsy-turvy battle between the veterans, Jonny Clayton threw away a 2-0 lead to yet again lose to his Welsh rugger chum Gerwyn Price on TV, and the funniest result of the day was Stephen Bunting being humiliated to the extent he won just one leg against Danny Noppert. A truly deserved PL spot for Cunting.

These quarter-finals are tomorrow:

>Chris Dobey v Gerwyn Price
>Luke Littler v Josh Rock
>Gian van Veen v James Wade
>Luke Humphries v Danny Noppert
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>>153225465
Tybop
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>>153225465
TYBOP!
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>romanwinslol
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>>153225465
tybop



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