KO 5:30PM UKChelsea (4-2-3-1): Sánchez; Gusto, Chalobah, Badiashile, Hato; Caicedo, Fernández; Gittens, Palmer, Garnacho; Delap.>Subs: Sharman-Lowe, James, Acheampong, Fofana, Cucurella, Santos, Neto, João Pedro, Guiu.West Ham (4-2-3-1): Areola; Wan-Bissaka, Todibo, Mavropanos, Diouf; Soucek, Fernandes; Bowen, Pablo, Summerville; Castellanos.>Subs: Hermansen, Walker-Peters, Kilman, Scarles, Potts, Magassa, Kanté, Traoré, Wilson.
FUCK anime
Black Rentboy Chelsea with their African customerbase CAM ON WEST AM
2 Chelsea starting players with first and last names ending in 'o'Plus 2 on the bench
Vgh.. Tvdd is sv bvsed.. meeting up with Epstvin to trade blvcks..
Time for a beer. Tonight I will frequent my Belgian beer collection, which i've been chilling since around 10am this morning.
>>153220796five star post
>relegates your clubHeh... nothing personal
bros its the fucking royal rumble today too wohayyy starts in 1 bong
>>153220875Anything beats watching Chelsea
>achimpmongscreaming
Chelsea RULEYou DROOL
#000000 Chelsea
Cam on West Ham
Wait, when did Chelsea bring back the orange and speckled grey kit from the 90s? I've still possibly got that somewhere...
leave it lads don't say anything
>>153221186They launched it this week.
Just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for this bloodbath
>>153221249Neat, the owners actually did something good provided it isn't the 3rd away Champions League kit or some shit
we got this
>refcamKino
>chelsea, 3 out of 11 players are from england>west ham: only 1 is from englandwhy is this allowed?
ere we go90 mins of your lot chants about spursobsesed
>>153220875>in 1 bongsurely a lot later than that? its normally in the small hours is it not?
Fuck sake
>lelsea
>>153221304globalists
Chelsea are fucking hilarious
chelshit Chelshit CHELSHIT
BOWEN
Saw a disgusting amount of Sanchez defenders over the last few weeks, maybe now people will remember that this guy is fucking awful.
proper onana goalkeepery there
are lelsea seriously rotating for the carabao cup?
chelsea are still gonna win this
>>153220796
>>153221382He was average at Brighton as well, people just think he's good because he's at Chelsea
spend £800m on 2 new playersortake the yidpill and cheer a goal going in against you
>>153221357It's in Riyadh this year
>>153221382>player plays well>people defend himWeird, innit
>>1532213972nd stupid team selection in a week. Everyone's expecting Chelsea to fail to beat Arsenal, the league is more important, as is actually creating a stable first choice team.
>>153221418why am i not surprised kekare the yanks happy with this happening so early? its like 10am on the west coast
>>153221409He's always been shit.
c palmz masterlcass incoming don't worry
Want West Ham to win as it makes the relegation battle interesting
>>153221425>player plays well for 3 matches after 2 years of being consistently terrible>"people" pretend he's always been good and anyone criticizing him is just a haterEvery time
>>153221447want spurs dragged into it but also want city to lose
>>153221436nobody cares about wrestling in 2026
>>153221447Nah I want West Ham to go down.
so this is the power of roseniorball...
love the refcam rig PoV
>>153221506A new team every week! It's a surprise to everyone! Especially those on the pitch.
Jesus Christ Garnacho is shit
>>153221539Johnny Minerals says he has a source in the club that said they use AI to pick the lineupI'm inclined to believe him
Why is Pedro on the bench
he's definitely ageing men right now, ageing the fans! haha
>>153221600i actually like you you should namefag so i can tell that other blind irish plastic scouse prick to fuck off and kill himself
>>153221624aha that's a good one anon!
Maybe Chelsea should have started the game with 11 players.
SAME OLD CHELSEA, ALWAYS LOSING
>>153221624woah...
>>153221600AI would tend towards previously tried lineups
>>153221661I get what Rosenior was trying to say here but fuck me he made an arse of it
55m well spent on this young english talent who set the die bundesliga alight
>>153221675literally who
thank god shittal palace decided to liquidate their entire team
delap would be good at literally any club other than chelsea
>>153221675nobody in my chelsea-supporting country knows who this is
chelsea hc zesty as a mf
they're playing like aged men at the minute
>>153221683Can't you read the image? That's Sky
>>153221665not if it's programmed to manage game time and prevent injuries like journalists have said previously https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37902496/chelsea-medical-head-maresca-reminder-letter/>>153221632can't lower myself to that but keep telling the other lad he's a retard because I agree
>>153221673every rosenior has its thorn
imagine spending as much money as chelsea have just for your wingers to be garnacho and gittens and neto
>>153221600I watched johnny minerals as per your recommendation but i think it was the wrong video he kept repeating clownlake and calling everyone clowns but he didnt make many actual coherent points. Which vid was i supposed to watch.
diouf is a funny looking fella
>Wank Bissaka There's a name I haven't heard in a while
kekklonkklenk
>lelsea x2
LMAOOOOOOOO
LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT LIAM OUT
>KWABsea
>West Ham still unable to score through actual strikersIs the club cursed since Dean Ashton got killed
state of these retards
ro junior...
LMFAO
Rosenior is a hack faggot that got hired only to be the boards yes-man.
This Crysencio lad can't stop scoring
always rated him
mutt david brent is finally exposed. too long enough.
How do you say "it's over" in posh west london?
summerville is a sterling regen
Chelsea have come back from 2 down a few times this season
Next weekend>Leeds v Forest>Burnley v West Ham>Man Utd v Spurs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i actually genuinely fucking hate pedro neto
"Crysencio Summerville"
>>153221787Err, I think you'll find he is holding a pen which makes him a sophistimucated interrlectual manager.
THE GREAT ESCAPE
>>153221737he usually lays out the chelsea model when he's talking to rivals so maybe this one with dan potts and LB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQbfzOjPkEI enjoy the ranting and parody songs which is what most of his livestreams consist of but I can see why it'd be confusing for a first time viewerfound him because I saw a clip of him fuming about chelsea selling haavertz to arsenal and thought it was hilarious so I kept watching and put his livestreams on when I'm going to bed so I've learned a lot in bits and pieces but he rarely lays it out without going on a tangential rant
this is hilarious
what is he thinking
How is Balmer doing?
>>153221849>"maybe i aged these men too much"
>>153221829>he is holding a pen which makes him a sophistimucated interrlectual manager.
Delap going wildly overlooked as an atrocious signing. Palmer's poor form also not getting enough abuse
>>153221849"losing... it's when you sing lo"
>>153221862based incey tbfhe's one of us
MOST DANGEROUS
>>153221849>thinking>thin king
>>153221857he can't do anything with wingers like this
>>153221886kek
this ref keeps looking at player's chests and crotches, zesty baldy
man united should've signed mateus fernandes last summer. it was so obvious he has all the tools to become a top 5 midfielders itw
>>153221887the real problem is he is a winger himself and they're forcing him in the 10 so they can put their dozen shitty signings on the pitch to advertise them
>losing >at home >to west ham>2-0>they are doing tricks n shit fuck me
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GARNACHO
palmer should've been booked for that shove
West Ham are all over them LOL
>Garbage-o
fucking hell garnacho
>>153221904>advertising who the fuck is going to buy any of these shitters
can you lot stop using stupid gay zoomer phrases like zesty for fucks sake
total comedy
I should have just watched Gladiators.
2nd half will be Chelsea turning it around again. You heard it first.
>>153221938Fuck off frogposter
I truly don't understand how you could play this sport your entire life to they point where global markets put your value in the 10's of millions of dollars and then you can't even put a FK on frame, just bizarre to me.
>>153221938nice incel avatar
>>153221950u fuckin' wot m9
the only people who hate frogposting are animefags because everyone on /sp/ loves frogs and hates anime
>>153221937arsenal bought maduekebayern bought jacksonif they look good in a shit team somebody will buy them for at least what chelsea paid for them and they're all locked into 6+ year contracts on low wages so they'll go anywhere
Where did they get that Gusto bum from, another sport?
seems like the men need more aging.
>loss-senior
frogposts would heem every zoomer ITT
west ham getting reballed but still winning 2-0 away to lelsea
>>153221965>my frog jpgs are my friends!!!Cringe
sir crocked farmer
>>153221950
booooooooooo-urns
>>153221967the mystery is neither of those looked remotely good and it still worked
ay yo it's halftime
>>153221993247 pls fren
Booooooo
>>153221950...
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>half time whistle>commentator suddenly cuts off and audio turned right down for the wall of boos
>>153221993812 please
>>153221997id lick their boot if you know what i mean
>>153221942based
>>153221993she was moaning that night I spent with her however
>>153221992maybe it's a stats thing rather than the eyeball testthey score a lot of goals (4th or 5th the last 3 seasons)
thoughts on the news of /ourguy/ getting banned from Xbox Live for "harrassment, threats, and/or abuse"?
moist dangerous
>>153222032wonder what games he was playing in 2013
>>153222000
>>153222032got catfished by prepubescent boy 100%
>>153222044cute good taste
love the footy me
>>153222012
>ynr poborsky
>>153222057what is the right move in this situation
>>153222081how goes it, bermuda chelshit supporterseems like united did well to bin kwabnacho
>>153222093
>>153222109kek
>>153222102appropriate weather for this match desu. fucking dreadful
>$1.5 billion to play garnacho at leftback
garnacho getting the sterling treatment from chelsea fans
>>153222102>>153222129>there are two bermudan anonscrazy
>>153222081ty
mandatory (p)ernandez incoming
>Post yfw we stay up
>>153222180LMAO
coach primate
>>153222203HALLF TIME IS OVERSTOP WITH THE SLAGS
>Garnacho offThat was the kind of performance that can end a career
>>153222222if case you wondered
>>153222179there was even a livershit one at one point
IGNORE THIS POSTER HE IS A SHILL FOR THE GAY LOBBY>>153222225
chelsea have a lot of unlikeable players but fofana is definitely the worst
Fofana is retarded
HISTORY MAKER New Chelsea boss Liam Rosenior hailed for ‘breaking down barriers’ as first black British boss of Big Six club
>>153222180Thoroughly enjoyed this
LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOWEN
a west ham third to get the chelsea fans really riled would be comfy right now
>>153222278>they had to specify black britishgullit already managed chelsea in 1996who cares
>decrap
do i not like that
MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS MOST DANGEROUS
>west ham should be 4-0 up >lose kek its happening
what a manager, this rosenior. he brought joao pedro on and then he scores
/chug/ bros... we might starve tonight
If the league was just the period from 45 to 60 minutes then Chelsea would be winning
>>153222353are girls as soft as they look?
Nunoball>dominate first half>take lead by half time>park the bus second half>concedeYOU ARE HERE>concede again>lose
>>153222334need some woke PR to protect him from all the justifiable criticism of a blueco puppet
>out of the last 12 chelsea goals, 11 were scored by South AmericansGrim
>>153222353Who?
>>153222353how do i become a masseuse specifically for women?
>ynr lucas paqueta
wet sham shitting the bed
Fuck CucurellaAll my niggas hate Cucurella
>go to take a poopy>chelsea scoreyou’re welcome
>>153222429DO IT AGAIN
>>153222429it was actually because of me going to make a white hot chocolate
>ref apologizing to chelsearig
UFFFF
>Kilman coming onNUNO'S BOTTLING IT
>>153222203She looks like a hag without the filters
did i see a cute girl on the chelsea benchwho was that
i made Balmer my FPL captain instead of JP
gay
>wet spam
CUCUGOL
CUCURELLA
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA>wet spam
>wet sham>can't defend>decide to sit in for 30mins>lose
OK NUNO IT'S 2-2 CAN WE START ATTACKING AGAIN NOW
Most Dangerous Lead: Completed
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
this is classic west ham
>>153222529This happens so often it’s kinda shocking
if they disallow this i'm gonna kill myself
grim
black managers are incredible
Mavropanos laying on the ground like a retard
CU CU CUCURELLAsomethingsomethingPAELLA
>>153222466
west ham crumbling
>>153222553HE EATS PAELLA HE DRINKS ESTRELLA HIS HAIRS FUCKING MASSIVE
>West Sham
cucurella's brother spotted
Never in doubt
teams can only go on these attacking flurries if you set up to let themnuno is terrible
Rosenior has had a good start but he really needs to get it through his skull that you're not going to win with the nitwits in your team. Gittens, Garbacho, Delap are all Leverkusen/Fulham bound players.
>royal rumble is starting see you later FUCK HEADS
Delap is actually shocking.
do grown men really watch wrestling
>callum wilsonuh oh
>>153222603bye 12 year old
Once Pedro Neto learns how to dribble, win 50/50s weight passes, make better decisions, and finish he’s gonna be a top player
BUBBLES?
>Traore IMAGINEIFWECARED
i forgot traore existed
traore looking kinda mbeumoish
wow. did you see that miss
>>153222415>masseuseit's masseur if you're a man
i'm going to cry if we lose this man c'mon
poor steward lol
FUG
do grown men actually watch football
>>153222796No we're all pretending
ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO ENZO
GRIM
Wow man that goal was impressive I thought Joao should have shot
ITSALLSOTIRESOME
I told ya
Fucking West Ham
the aged of men
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH/WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/ /WUG/
LMAO
FUCK WET SPAM AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
another Enzo racist leak just dropped, someone found this on his old facebook
>nunoyes
FUCKING HELLTHE SUFFERING WILL NEVER END
>WET SPAMWhat will happen when they get relegated?
>they should have been winning like 4 or 5 nil
>>153222739
>>153222379WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOUI CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THE DAY WE GET RELEGATED AND NUNO FUCKS OFF
Pizzas on me lads, what you want
This feels rigged
Palmer xD
>palmer
>>153222859If you're ordering pepperoni or meat feast/meateor then I'd like a slice please.
kino chimpout
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
wtf was Joao thinking there
kek holy chimpout
CHIMPOUT
handbags!
CHIMPING
kek love to see it
traore acting like he did nothing
>>153222897Nvm I didn’t see Adama start it all. What a chimpy
no place for this in our game, nobody wants to see this
Oh great we some violent ape with the touch of a child predator
Chelsea is shit. Fighting with the refs. kek
ABCs cucked yet again
I bet you chuds would like to beat up black people
Psycho eyes from that lad kek
Yjk west ham are gonna equalize on this
>>153222887>men: aged
guilty
why are spaniars like this?
>>153222940imagine my shock
SEND OFF THE BLACK GUY
why do some people find it so hard NOT to chimp out?
2 reds for wet spam incoming
this is fucking kino now
>game ends with 3 west ham reds by VAR
>>153222940that nog stare in his eyecomplete red mist, they can't control themselves.... ape brain
surely todibo and mavropanos should both be off
>>153222964Fuck you. You are racist scum that has no place in football
>>153222940lol
your chimp out, sir
he looks like a fucking mentalist bros
>>153222964
>>153222978ultra based João Pedro
/nug/
>>153222978>no red for this???
>>153222978Wouldn't want Adama rushing towards me like that kek
not a surprising from one of those..."frenchmen"
>>153222978that was kinda funny
>>153222978Why does this nig play football. look how easy he threw cuck down. more suited for rugby
>>153222978what was traore's problem
>>153222978Why is this rugby player playing the wrong sport lel
GET FUCKED AHAHAHAHA3-2
>>153222978>sign Adama>he does this on first appearancelmao
>>153223005'ates manlets, simple as
>>153222978lel what is pedro doing pushing that beast
fucking hate chelsea
>>153222964I’m black and this is straight up facts. Whites are better than us
>>153222940>Bongs have to pirate a USA network streamgrim
The racism in this thread is outrageous. I'm out of this shit.
>>153222978Love seeing Cucurella get hurt
ChelseaChads, we eating good tonight
>>153223035latino hands typed this post
>>153222978he can't keep getting away with it
Thank you big bro Chelsea <3 We are staying up because of you <3
>>153222978almost threw that rat runt into the stands
>>153223032he's got 10 other dudes there to back him up
>>153223055*latinx
Cucurella winds people up so easily
>>153223037>paying to watch footycouldn't be me
>>153222978need to see a clip of Palmer, if he's sitting down in backplay this would be perfect
>Kilman comes on>lose the game>Todibo chimping out means Kilman starts next gamehow about kill me
>>153223172kilman is just so bad man. i don't know why we even bought him from wolves.
>>153223265To try and relegate them
>>153222978>throws Cucu like he's a piece of paper>Pedro gets scared the moment he starts going after him>Chelsea players only get the bravado when other West Ham players get in between themlmao
>>153222978handball from sideshow bob there
>>153222978How did he not get a red for hands on the linesman like that?
