this is the thread. total shrimpdick death
ALLEZ BENOIT
dookie dan never disappoints
let's see how saint denis likes my face to his fist style
first for shittykickboxing
>>153229492cheeky cunt
dookiebros...
>PIGGIES were ADAMANT that Benoid st. POO would beat slamdaddyKEK what a bum
Dookie dan
Dookbrethren?
People actually picked Hooker over BSD lmao
>>153229495>IM BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE VICTOR
Dookster on the mat
JUST BLEEEEED
DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MADAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA>DAN COULDN'T WRESTLE A RAPIST OFF HIS MA
just get up dan
KILL THE ANGLO BENNY
What's a hip bump?
Bro just keep dropping 12-6 elbows and the fight's over...
HEEEM STOPPY
>mfw this fight
Benoit does not beat anyone in the top 5 with this fight style, Ilia Arman Max and Charles kill him
10-7 round 2?
DOOKIE DAN
gotta be 10-8 even if hooker survives
Early stoppage
Yeah...
honestly the fact that he couldn't get that choke was pathetic
another early stoppage from Gamblin' Herb Dean
>>153229535sign her back dana
At least Dan isn’t as ugly as BSD
Early
Zogbot bros...I kneel
Dookie dan lost. Not big surprise.
Australia cards are cursed, BSD loses to anyone in the top 5
Shit stoppage
lol stopped with 25 seconds to go with pitter pat bullshit nice one herb
Cut this doo...
Tuivasa-esque fight IQ by dookie Dan right there
all the aussies losing
why couldn't gamrot do this?
>>153229502everyone laugh at this dumb goatfucker welfare queen
Hooker does not have grappling for shit
A white girl just walked in with a black in my apartment building. She looks like total trash. Is this the best they can do?
Not impressed with Saint Dogshit, Dookoid was peaching him up with the bawldy shots. The zogfrog gets deleted once he fights someone with TDD again like he did against Soirier
Dooker humiliated. He's done. Cut him Dana
Late stoppage unironically
PICKS UN HEEMED!SUCK IT ISLAND PEOPLE
DAN HOOKEREASY MONAY
BSD looked like fucking shit god damnCouldn't finish a fight to save his life
where's the images of guys that look like cute girls
>Attempt a takedown on a grappler while having 0 ground game yourselfStunning fight IQ
NZ Special Forces status?
The Dookster thought he could lock up a gilly and get one over Dustbin.
i dont wanna see dan hooker fight in the UFC again, hes such a retard
hooker should retire
This organization is really starting to regress...
Dan's never been the same since he broke his paw literal punching bag
Is the average Frenchman just Arab looking now?
benoit won against dan the man with a crossface crippler
>>153229586Gamrot doesnt have that type of wrestling
>>153229605
HE'S A MARAUDER
>>153229595he had staph against porier. and he absolutely bullied porier until he lost. did you even watch that fight?
>UHU#GRIUP#VYRGVIUP$@IIUIY
>>153229611emiru ate that ass btw
>>153229595>the zogfrogkek
one last run Dookiebros...
CITY KICK BOX CAN'T GO LIKE THAT
>>153229623Only against Western culture and interests.
Benoit "The Brown White-supremacist" St. DenisBenoit "The Algerian French Nationalist" St. DenisBenoit "The Swarthy Lion of Narbonne" St. DenisBenoit "The Nafri Neo-Nazi" St. Denis
>>153229616He hasn’t been the same since that Poirier fight t b h
>>153229627sauce?
>>153229620he's got a nice dick
>>153229626thats how all white kiwis are,. utterly fucking useless men
This does not bode well for volk...
I had gay sex with Herb Dean in 2009. He’s not hung at all.
>Picks unheemed>Didn't bet
Benoit is delusional if he thinks he beats anyone in the top 5, Ilia slumps him in the first exchange
The days of pure strikers are ogre
BSD does suck and he doesn't ever touch gold, unfortunately for him. Not me. That wasn't impressive. Ilia zeems this frog hopping cunt.
Can someone translate subhuman muslim French?
11 Volkanovskis vs. 8 Lopes
>>153229617always was, French have been swarthy for ages
>>153229620who's she
>>153229643joking or serious? that cant be a man
>>153229648I love volk im from around the corner to him however if he loses I need him to retire and get away from this garbage, hes already won at life hes ultra rich, got a 7m mansion and farm fully paid off in cash, hot wife and great kids
IF ONE MAN CAN HOLD YOU DOWN
benoit vs saint vs denis
Get fucked dookie dan clowns lol
Has hooker turned his last trick?
>>153229659nique ta mère pédale
>>153229652Would you say you smoked the Herb?
Charles and max would actually kill this faggot
Heems intact
>>153229657>be pure striker>try to take down a grapplerI mean....
I hate females
>Sloppy grappling>Sloppy strikingBSD fight style is just drowning his opponent in relentless slop.
>>153229617>now
>>153229620
HAHA HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>>153229481Fuck dana
>Try to take someone down>Forget you have shit for grappling>Get TKO'dThis is one of only two guys to lose to Michael Chandler in the UFC, btw.
>>153229625Fuck up you fat jeet
>>153229617Always has been.
>>153229682A case as old as time, for some reason all strikers try and do this
>>153229614>calling another man "daddy"Muzzies are all low-IQ, inbred faggots with whores for mothers and closeted homos for fathers. KYS.
paddy please save us
aura
>>153229668that's the guy F1nn5ter sucked off on his onlyfans
>>153229675oh i get it ha ha
What the FUCK is going on with DAN? He used to be my favorite fighter. Used to be.
>>153229683Who doesn't?
>>153229694we don't have jeets where I live like in bogland you pakijeet
>dookie Dan got humiliated againKeeeeek
>>153229701bobby visualizing the heem
Is this the thread?
>DC sets you up for a call out >"I would just like a belt please"Bro call ANYONE out.
Volk vs Lopes 2 is such a meaningless fight. Because what could happen here? Either a repeat of the first fight or Diego gets lucky and finishes it.
Volky pls win and retire
>>153229710>What the FUCK is going on with DANWhat are you getting at? He was always bad
Main card has been immensely underwhelming so far, how were prelims? I was out
>>153229627post it
>>153229688stop spamming every board with your sam hyde slop
>>153229701whittaker is an extremely smart good talker im glad they put the cunt on the telly
LETS GO BRAXICAN BROSSSSSSI'M NERVEOUSAAAI AI AI AIII MIRAAA MUCHACHO
>>153229694funniest follow up shot of all time kek i laugh every time
>>153229710He's washed because hes an edge lord faggot woth zero ground skills. Get over it . He just go humiliated by the worst takedown shots in the sport
>olives vs maxanother unc fightwhere are the young prospects
>>153229694Are you ok bonger bro?
what a weird segment
volk is getting heemed in rd 1 or 2
SOMEBODY HEEM ME PLEASESOMEBODY HEEM ME PLEASEI'M ON MY KNEES, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASEHEEEEEEEM MEEEEEI WANT TO DIEEEEEE!!!!!!! PUT A SPINNING BACK KICK IN MY HE-E-E-E-E-EAD
>>153229727SO ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>>153229695Bro pls give the sauce for that one webm you posted earlier with the two japanese girls rubbing their giant titties
>>153229710you fell for white kiwis, they are the most pathetic people on the planet
>>153229715Fuck off. Bloke isn't from Birmingham. Post your hand you fag
HelloI hate the paramount eraThank you
>>153229625Staph being a hindrance has been debunked
>>153229617Anime distorted your view of french ethnicity. A good chunk of ethnic french always looked like that. And he doesn't look arab at all.
>>153229710each tattoo he gets makes him more retarded
>>153229721You just know the chestlet is seething
>>153229748Mate you aren't even 50% white
>>153229710He wore toe nail polish.He's a faggot and I want even more humiliating losses for him.
TEOKINO SOON
>>153229739we love mid white women and fat bitches
why the dookmeister take himself down when he was peaching him?
I love dan hooker. But I have rarely seen a fighter with such a gift for getting into horrible positions and taking an absolutely brutal beating. Those elbows were hard to watch
>>153229750I've been lied to
Angie blesses this fight
Hooker got fucked
charles oliveira is such a man of god that he spends millions upon millions of dollars on tacky gold jewelry to wear in front of dirt poor favela children, and bets on horse racing.
God poor volk. He's so fucked...
How heemed are everyones's picks?
>>153229679Charles couldn't fight off a cold this day and age, bappa.
>>153229768if you have kids that are girls you'd understand that its not gay you retard my girls paint my toes all the time i look like a faggot in public but who gives a fuck, they love it and i love them
>>153229726This is why there are so few stars left. Chael Sonnen explained it perfectly; If you don't care who your next fight is then nobody else will give a fuck about your next fight either.
>>153229747Young kids are all queers and fucking suck. The sport is dead in less than a year
>>153229776DAN HOOKER DAN HOOKER HE'S A BUM
Sant Reddit unironically gets heemed by Paddy
>>153229755> show handjust called ICE on you brownshit. stay the fuck away from my catalytic converter.
>rarely seen a fighter with such a gift for getting into horrible positions and taking an absolutely brutal beatingbrian ortega would be close but at least he has some wins
>>153229785absolutely saved volk gang
Hard to get hype about this. It should have been Evloev or Murphy if Evloev was too injured to fight. This is blatant UFC favouritism trying to get a Mexican(actually Brazilian) champion
>>153229772this user has never had sex. he will die an unloved incel. like his pathetic cuckold "father" lmao. you mad? you revved up? ofc you are, sexless dry dick somalian.
>>153229757There's something about her eyes I have never liked, and I love all cute Japs so that's saying something.
How fucked is Volk here?
>>153229782Fighters are not, as a rule, good people. Look at Khabib's repeated NFT scams, and terrorism connections. Conor wasn't wrong; he just presented facts like a cokehead.
>>153229747Zoomers are unathletic pussies and cry about CTE as an excuse
>>153229785I bet on the guy skallkild beat to win kek
>>153229790>i look like a faggot in public but who gives a fuckClearly you because you got defensive over nothing
>>153229792its dead because jews bought it and dont give a fuck about it and dana clearly doesnt give a fuck about any of it
>>153229678Yes. After we started kissing a little bit he wasn’t that into it but he liked that I have a squishy butt and can dirty talk well. He came kinda quick which I take as a compliment.
>>153229790He doesnt have nail polish because hes a dad. He has nail polish because hes a total fag you total fag
>>153229805cry spic. ICE is going to eradicate your worthless beaner family and kill you and all other LATINX 40 IQ TRANIMALS
>>1532297853/4 so far, got Ruffy/Fiziev wrong
Wahey look at him go
Can old man Volk fend this dana white privilege shitter off one more time? Or is his chin too dusted? This shitstain does NOT deserve to be champion
whats fishtank?
>>153229747the "bmf" title is literally just unc fighting
Volk is getting brutally heemed
>>153229813YOU TRY TO MARKET MUSLIMS AND SPICS
Post the heem
My gf has gotten so fucking fat in the last two years. It's depressing.Anyways Volk about to heem this favela monkey
>Mexican jumping bean music Kek
Which country breeds the best fighters?
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
>>153229790Normalfaggots like you are just fag enablers and you need to kill yourself.Every excuse for faggotry that flows from your "I got kids, man" rotted mind is poison.
>>153229812please learn to read retard bongif men paint their nails they are a faggotbut when the mans girls paint his nails its all lovely and who gives a FUCK what anyone else thinksi know bongs education has been in the shitter for 30 years and simple comprension of the english language has been lost but please pay attention or stfu
gilroy mentioned
why is this chinese guy wearing a cowboy hat?
>>153229747Skallkid just fought on this card and he's 26.
>>153229620No way that's a man
>>153229832
>>153229785Unheemed because I have the power of vtubers on my side.
I want to fuck the tattooed camera lady.
>>153229747Not getting fights because uncs are sitting on rank
Diego is a Brazilian. Is he going all in on the Mexican viewership?
UFC banking on a lopes win SO BAD
I watched volk narrowly escape being heemed about 30 times by literally millimeters in the first fight.
>>153229819he took his little girl to fight week with him and to everything, so try again FAGGOT
See how Islam easily dispatched Hooker in two minutes without getting touched, compared to how BSD went life and death for an entire round and struggled to finish him. This was a litmus test and BSD came up short. A championship level fighter should be able to get Hooker out of there in less than a round.
>>153229792It's more that if you're remotely athletic, there are things that will pay more with less risk of CTE. It's why the sport is all brazzas and browns now.We'd need an 08 level economic collapse for Dana's shit pay to get actually athletic Americans. If you're a good wrestler, it's probably better to try WWE first and leave MMA as the last resort. Especially with how much American wrestling has been exposed in modern MMA.
>>153229834still kinda cute and a lot of it went into her honkers at least
I invented Tran Denise
I think bolk gets heemy here. you just can't fight old age
>>153229767You’re Indian or Jamaican
Baby face mullet twink femboy about to get heemed
>>153229772Yeah it's just a bit gay b. Maybe it's a cultural norm from Pakistan. It's like if you threaten to heem someone in public for messing with you, then you immediately start sucking your bro's cock. That's how the rest of the world sees you when you start calling other men your "daddy" and fantasizing gay sex here. Your ops go from fearing you to laughing at you.. Sadly..
>>153229864Hooker took that fight on short notice thoughbeit
>>153229785i would totally do sex to her i do sex all the time to women and they love the way i do it
>>153229829the statistical chance of her being raped by a bunch of blacks before is around 95% being a saffer hopefully she ends up like Reva Steenkamp
>>153229840>more blogpostingWhat is it about having daughters that just turns men into massive faggots? I never hear fathers with sons making gay posts like this.
>>153229710never learned how to defend a takedown to save his life. there's a reason why arman handpicked dookie for his layup fight
>>153229862Why are you saving pics of another man's kids pedo
>throat touching already
>>153229862You are an assblasted FAGGOT hahahaha
What does daner do if Volk beats his faggot prawlject again? Book the trilogy fight, just keep booking rematches until father time finally chins Volk?
>>153229821Denounce the Quran Muhammad
>>153229821Any beaner would beat the shit out of you and your weak muzzie family. You keep attacking with insults aimed at them thinking that you're better, but you're entire bloodline is not worth the taco shits on their boxers. lmfao
every time i see lopes it looks like he has the deadest look in his eyes
NO MAMES GUEY!
Anyone got the footage of Sean Shelby grabbing Diego cock?
>>153229862I WOULD HEEM DAN AND HIS DAUGHTER
>>153229481You guys try the Muilty view option yet?
>they keep talking about Volk being the greatest FW when Ilia knocked him and his greatest rival out cold
>>153229834with tits like that, you should have known it was coming
>>153229862Again the fact that he has a daughter isnt why paints his nails.... its because hes a fag. I know aussie education has gone in the shitter so please pay attention or stfu
corny song
>>153229894Cursed are all the children of Abraham. Hail, Satan!!
>Commentators frantically talking a mile a minute trying to explain why Diego getting a second title shot after winning one fight over Murphy or Movsar is justified
Agarthan Volk
TRAVELLING IN A FRIED OUT KOMBI
>>153229904I still remember the caption >We still BUCK
>>153229839if you have girls, they love doing this to their fathers its absolutely normal>>153229883i have a boy and girl and the girl finds it extremely funny to do it to me when im drunk and asleep on the lounge. I do not care what other people think, if my little girl thinks its great, THEN SO DO Iincel losers would never understand
Just got home. Took the wife on a date night. Dinner at Lazy Dog. Then I wanted to twalk around the mall a little bit. Got a custard from Shake Shack in the food court. Stopped at Dollar Tree on the way home and grabbed a few things.
>>153229785Irredeemably heemed because I can’t let go of 2020 ufc.
>>153229898>but you're entire bloodline retarded ESL low IQ beaner shitskin moment. KYS juan
>>153229762>AnimeI don’t watch anime>he doesn’t look Arab at all
Is diego considered White in Brazil? How does it work?
AGARTHA
>>153229890>What does daner do if Volk beats his faggot prawlject againAssassinate Volk obviously and pry the belt from his corpse
>>153229858He lives in Mexico since 2015, really likes the place
>>153229907Yeah, i wish it was 4 angles of the fight instead of 2 of them being the corners.
ausbros RISE
Diego gonna enter agartha after sleeping volk
>>153229800Good point, ortega's face gets turned into horsemeat on a regular basis. Joe benavidez also took some crazy shots and walked out of the cage looking like he kicked a beehive
Fuck I hope this flushed little midge manages to escape death again bros. LETS GO VOOOOOOOOOOOOOLK
>>153229904I hate that nig so much, glad he's gone.
*cracks White Monster*
>>153229908I'm not feeling good about this for Old Volk desu>>153229881I believe Deerlong is a literal prostitute out of Bangkok
Lt fucking DAN
>>153229912your corny
>>153229902Buried i fear.
Everyone holding their phones like NPC fags.
what a shit crowdthey should be screaming this fucking song
>>153229935NO AGENTS
alexander volkanovski is 4'11 and 53 years old
This level of kino walkout, just to get knocked out by Diego in round 2... I'm glad he at least went out on a high note.
>>153229898This is what you look like, 5'4 obese pudgy spicoid.
THE LAND DOWN UNDER
>>153229730I would eat her asshole as she stands....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
awwwwww yea
Protect my parlay Volk you beauty
>>153229947Are they..
lopes in 1 round
did volk get veneers
The UFC should play the winner's walkout song when they win.
>>153229840Youre still under the crown. We still own you
BRUH DROPPED HIS FLAG LMAO
Volk is getting slept early like he did against the jizzlamster isnt he........
>>153229959>this land was stolen>you are invaders>im not an invader i arrived last week im just as australian as anyone and only whites are invadersthats how indians and chinese think
>>153229963yup
Volk looks relaxed as fuck holy shit
>>153229966Peak flushed behaviour
>>153229967It's a walkOUT song. Not a walkOFF song.
>>153229879Be honest, even if he had a full camp, would that make a huge difference? Having a full camp would probably give him another minute at most to survive. Outcome would basically be the same.
All these idiots on their phones, instead of watching the show with their own eyes. Why do people do this? Do you actually go home and replay what you recorded? Honest question.
Lets go volk!
they're eulogizing volk...
>>153229958Imagine sucking all the pus out of the pimples on his tits lad.
>>153229883>What is it about having daughters>I never hear fathers with sons making gay posts
>>153229924Don't you need to worry about defending yourself from muslims with zero guns instead of watching men's sports, cuckboy?
you better run, you better take cover
>>153229958Gore, moooooooooooooooods
I thought maybe someone would mention that shooting that happened in Australia a month ago but I guess not? Thought that was national tragedy.
>>153229978He just beat this shitter decisively less than a year ago.
>>153229969>Youre still under the crown. We still own youim half caste, I have english citizenship and australian citizenshipI can shit on MY royals and bongs as much as I want
>>153229963Woman (female), surprisingly. I saw her in a nightclub where they check women's IDs to make sure they aren't women (male).
aussies give land back to abo
>>153229921>I don't care>keeps replyingSo low-T you are functionally a woman
>>153229987Felt similar to the last Lopes fight, they definitely have favorite/to promote fighters to push a narrative. Hard to hype up a immediate rematch.
This Indian Canadian is really losing his mind itt
>>153229977Crazy how my erection depended on this answer
why would they make this fight?
>>153229935Katter is Lebanese lmao
>>153229976they don't actually believe that, dummy. they just say it because it allows them to get one over on usvolk is going to heem btw
Be sure to drink a Tranny Light! The official beer of UFC!
Dead Wog walking
>the usurper featherweight "champ"Sure is gay down unda
>>153229959HEAD FULL OF ZOMBIE
DIEGOBROS WE RISE ROUND 1 KO INCOMING
Volk has the same calm flushed acceptance that Stipe had before his second Ngannou fight. It's over. He's accepted his own mortality.
>keep calling Lopez a kid>he's 31Kek
>>153229984All these idiots posting reflexively contrarian takes on 4chan, instead of making posts with their own brain. Why do people do this? Do you actually go home and re-read what you posted? Honest question.
>>153229998it was a false flag done by two jeets who larped as muslims they actually want to allow IDF soldiers into Sydney to protect jewish interests thats where we are at and allow them to be armed
Land Down Under is an all-time great walkout
... AND STILLLLLLL
>>153229993nah, it's Iceposeidon's henchman, Mexican Andy. Hilariously he's neither Mexican, and his name isn't Andy. They just called him that.
>>153229992holy shit where was this filmed??
>>153230022izzy?
>>153229976>completely obsessed with indians>Implying Indians care about abosU wot, stop lurking pol - also fuck white cunts.
Where is the land down under?
>>153229966white mouthguard
>>153230003Let them compromise and just acknowledge the land was stolen and that they're sorry at every sporting event.
Shes blocked me lads. didn't even do anything. time to move on
>>153230009do you have a link to that with audio lmao
volk went life n death with an out of prime chad mendes on his way up
>>153230033Canada, for tax purposes
I love Volk so much it's fucking unreal. Please win Alex.
>>153230027Dana does the same thing to his 40yo fighters
>>153230027That's young in this dogshit promotion, however.
post your main event face!
>>153230013could they be distantly related to calvin kattar?
>>153229984they are pushing some AR shit for the in fight experience since the cage makes viewership assit's jumbotron or your phone if you want to see anything there's a reason rings are goated
>>153230044Mendes is the best 145er to never win the belt though
>>153229998IIIIIIIIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
>>153230037where do i have to move to find women like this? you wouldnt believe the ugly skanks tht surround me (im decent looking and in good shape)
i invented australia
>>153230014im from volks home town nigga i love volkthey renamed the local pub the Volkanovski Hotel before and even gave him the key to the city by the mayorzero controversies, married high school sweetheart, bought a 7m AUD mansion and farm, retired his parents and moved them into a house on the farm, has a bunch of great kids and infinite money
>>153230053
>>153230001We still own your country. Im a proud Briton. You should feel the same
I fear it may by Volkanover...
>>153230037I'd punch her so many times
>>153230032I meant that the pic is so disgusting it should be considered gore and gore isn't allowed on this board
>>153230030Honestly needs to be retired for a while whenever Volk decides to leave, no other active Aussie has done near enough
I'm scared Volkbros...
Fellow Aussies, is the sound on the broadcast constantly changing levels? Fucking infuriating
>>153230003they already have more than 50% under native title
>>153230053Hoping for a Lopes win
>>153230055I was actually at the Tokyo Grand Slam for Judo, and mats make the viewing experience so much better. I think the Karate Combat pit is probably the best compromise.
Let’s go VOLK
>>153230063>We still own your country. Im a proud Briton. You should feel the sameim from both countries you fucking spastic
ONE LAST WIN VOLKBROS LETS FUCKING GO
Volks dick looks massive in those shorts
>>153230074paypigs
>>153230073he tanked that shit
Four feet six inches tall
>>153230061Why do you keep telling everyone how much Volk's farm costs
washednovski
>dream believe and make it happenwill he, bros?
LETS GET IT ON!!!!
>>153230078the pit seems cool as shit but never seen it live
>>153230077ugly looking bug eyed freak
I sacrificed a goat and chicken for a lopes win tonight. You're welcome.
best crowd ever man ;(
VOLKWILLHEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>153229969the crown isn't Britain
>Bruce not calling Volk the one and only
Wingdang? I thought Volk was from Wollongong?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
>>153230074Yeah, whenever it gets too loud in the arena or on commentary, the audio softens.
what happened to golden glvoes meme
mulletbros...
HOLY SHIT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>153230107how did canada lose its leaf
HES HUUUUUUUUUUURTHES HUUUUUUUUUUURTHES HUUUUUUUUUUURTHES HUUUUUUUUUUURT
I hope Volk heems and goes to Agartha.
>>153230101i'd coom
>>153230116Llama ate it.
I FICONG5FELL ASLEEP AND MISSED THE WHOLE CARD
HEEEEEEEM
Brazilian dude looks more australian with his retarded mullet than the baldie
>>153230074istreameast dot app
Is having to swing lower to have to hit a shorter guy a disadvantage
HOLY FUIKKKKKK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>it's a DC commentary episode
Lopes wins via his corner distracting the ref while Dana slides a steel chair into the ring
>>153230080Alright mate, ill give you that since im the same. Born in England and have an American mother
>>153230131No, because you are assisted by gravity.
>>153230131statistics says its an advantage
>>153230088cause its fucking gigantic have a look at it on his youtube channelhe absolutely won at lifehes got a motorcross track on it, a full sized football field with goal posts just for fun, etc
>>153230138What a whore.
>>153230134Better than Rogan
1-0 Volk
If Lopes shakes his head after Volk lands, it is by definition NOT a significant strike.
>>153230152>you're just tired
no way this is going to be just the first fight again right?
>>153230148Disagree. Rogan understands the scoring better than DC.
Volk is circling to Diego's power side instead of his weak side this time. He's playing a mind game I think
1-0 Volk, Diego is stuck watching
TOTAL MANLET SUPREMACY
Another Volk point fighting decision ... yawn ...
paramountcels on skates
what is diego's gameplan? i don't get it...
what was the point of this rematch exactly? why is featherweight always so shallow?
>>153230131It gives you a lot better leverage on uppercuts, front kicks
>>153230059Miami, South florida. I'm serious
Diego lost his last fight because of inactivity. This Brazilian nigger better not make the same mistake
BEST BASE FOR MMA
>>153230159sauce?
>>153230145I dont talk to her anymore. Absolute piece of shite
>>153230159This broad makes a compelling argument.
>>153230168dreambelievemake it happen
>>153230163He was constantly circling to his right the first fight. Diego is pretty garb at footwork. Jack Slack vid pointed it out
I'm always scared for Volk now that he's been KO'd twice, he still looks really clean but you just feel like he could get caught at any time
Why do people meme about Volk being a grandpa? He's only 37
>>153230160If Lopes doesn't try new shit, or randomly catch Volk with a big hit, yeah it looks like a repeat. Volk out cardios him, gets volume strikes and wins in exchanges, decision win. Lopes is fighting just the exact same way as before.
Volk looking slickk
>>153230168Conceive, believe, achieve
>>153230166>wahhha my boy crush is losing i better yawn casually to hide my rageLoser
>Diego trying to match technique with Volk againJust go forward and try your best to heem retard
>>153230168Losing until he wins
Trust the plan. Third round heem incoming.
this fight doesnt feel high stakes. it doesnt feel like a title fight at all
>>153230168Lopes is bigger, more powerful and more durable. Lopes is going to walk Volk down by the end (or just catch him and flash KO him)
Shut the fuck up Din Thomas
>>153230059She's dancing samba so I guess Brasil
>5'6
>making fun of volk being shortgo to hell you fat bastard
Volk's got a big nose.
>>153230196I don't understand that webm. How is she twice?
>>153230177Donna Lemonwww.lemonparty.org
>>153230209Be nice
We need a heemy
heeminder porrier killed this nigga dead
>>153230036imagine being a such a worthless shitskin that you have to move to a country White people built.I bet it makes you feel insecure that you're loser parents had to move to Australia. Lmao you abandoned you homeland to live amongst White people.Your mother craves White cock
>>153230211
Uh oh, unc melty
why is diego throwing nothing if silva didnt ko him why the respect to ol unc volk
lopes fought this guy for 25 minutes and has made zero adjustments
Bisping and DC's CTE causes delayed reactions. They're always too slow on the mic.
Dominic Cruz was right about DC's commentary. Has anyone in the history of the sport been more validated?
volk piecing
>>153230217That's odd, because I just saw him win.
>he cums harder Nice
>>153230211I'm 27 years old anon, last time I fell for that was like 12 years ago
I wish Volk was a finisher.Love the guy, but his fights are borderline wmma tier
Tom Delong lookin stronk
>>153230185Athletes retire young compared to normal careers so its funny to pretend that a man in early middle age is a decrepit old man.
>>153230226Because Silva took risks, Volk is too slick to be caught right now
>>153230218I just love trolling faggots like you who can't help but show off their own insecurities :^)
volk looks a bit... shitdidn't he used to be like... goat material?
It hasn't been long enough for Lopes to get better after the first fight. This is purely the UFC just hoping Father Time heems Volk
1-1. Lopes won that round with the takedown.
Solid Volk 2-0
20-18 VolkanGOATski
>jumping the gilly in 2026
pisslam took his soul
this is obviously a retirement fight for volk
>>153230252Doubt it. These judges have already shown they don't care about takedowns tonight.
2-0 Volk
Looking like a Volk masterclass
Volk is getting lit up, but he's bald so you can't see his hair whipping around like Lopes.
DC and Rogan shouldn't even have a commentary job after Merab-Yan but...who nose
>>153230252Cope
>tfw jumping the gilly doesn't work
>>153230229Tbf Diego didn't even fight that bad last fight vs Volk. Didnt really need to change anything
volk 2 . 0 lopez
>>153230211Ain't that nigga in jail rn?
volk sucks
>>153230138whore mother>>153230145all american women are>>153230178yeah she was a whore and fucked an english traveller lmao
>>153230252>takedown that led to nothingWorth nothing, especially the position Volk was in.
he knows its over..
>>153230259weak bait or stupid
>>153230218just post the salkilld webm bro
These are close rounds but I think Volk is squeaking it.
>>1532301964 o clock in Straya, crowd isn’t drunk enough
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM please
>>153230272No.
volks gonna get chinned
post some more porn u fucking pussies
Sad. Volk and Djokovic will be getting retired by young bucks within 6 hours from each other.
The rematch we needed, not the rematch we deserved.
Lopes needs to do something
>>153230272arrested and executed by real patriots
>>153230273What is this?
>>153230269If your entire gameplan is "I didn't hit him hard and accurate before, so now I will" your fucked. He basically is setting himself up just to lose and hoping for a r5 KOwatch the head kick volk
latrinas make me ill
volk is done
Anyone else watch Jack Slack? He pointed out how Volk always circled to his right the first fight. This is the opposite
Did Lopes just make no adjustments? Heem his ass, Volk
incredible matchthese are two of the best fighters in the world right now
Diego is such a retarded brazilian faggot
HIGH KICK NIGGA
Is Volkanovski the Floyd Mayweather of ufc?
>>153230274That's a crazy take mate. Horrible woman, but my father is solid.
>>153230301This webm is all out of order....
Who is winning?
>>153230313Volk is the example of when a real athlete comes to MMA
Volk wanted to steal the round kek
HIPS!HIPS!
lopes simply doesn't have that dog in him
>>153230313Short King isn't enough he is Short God
it's kind of insane how long volk has stayed at this level
HE'S ROCKED
volks almond is activating
Only chance of Lopes winning now is a ko I think
Diego eating flush heemers
>that's when diego's most dangerous - when he's just been punched clean in the facenot sure about that piece of analysis
>>153230282this bitch is perfect
Volk looking better this time around, he knows Lopes has nothing for him
Lopes is genuinely 75 IQ
>>153230307Lopes unironically fell for the "I just have to heem him this time" talk everyone's parroting
lopez fags in trouble. Volk getting more scored strikes. Decision goes to the champs eating good tonight
I wish Dana would give free paramount to all the millions of shitskins that make every stream lag
>>153230331He's a real athlete, and a lot of MMA guys simply aren't. If they were athletic, they would have done something else that makes more money and doesn't cause brain damage.
never give lopes a title shot again
3-0 Volk
>>153230350took me ages to find one that didn’t stutter
topuria was on his way to getting divorced by his cuban wife by the third round against volk lopes fucking sucks
It didnt even look like Lopez hit him he just lost his footing.
>..."what did he hit him with!?">..."idk">...it happened so fastfire them all, fuck this podcast
Volk dropped like a toddler
volk is -240 live wtf
Diego is mental midgeting
2-1 volk?
kek it's literally the same fight as the first
Silva zeems Lopes in the hematch
Is Lopes retarded? Like not just low fight IQ but actually couldn't pass high school?
Volk has had a long reign purely due to having an IQ of 100. UFC fighters are so fucking retarded
>>153230339MMA Che and Dominic Cruz stay vindicated.
2-1 maybe 3-0 it's over for dago
>>153230364He definitely slipped, if Lopes actually dropped him he would have swarmed
>>153230350https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-54934-ufc-325-volkanovski-vs-lopes-2I'm on streamcorner, it's smooth
lopez is fucking dogshit
>>153230369volk 3 - 0 lopezI don't know if it was a slip-up or not, but Volk has a bad habit of getting knocked down for a microsecond in rounds where he dominates.
Why does she do shit like this but won’t do OF?
>>153230342Who does she want to win?
>>153230374He's Brazillian
>>153230369I think so.
>>1532303693-0 Volk, that KD was barely anything and it was the only good shot Diego has landed
>>153230367He's outclassing Diego. DIego has to get lucky with a KO shot
>>153230195Liar
Just cut the cage bro
yeah you'd probably slip over too if a professional fighter punched you in the jaw
Any other racist guys who like black girls here?
Why doesnt Volk throw headkicks?
GO FOR IT DUDE THIS IS YOUR SHOT
volk is fading2-1 lopes
>trash commentary>decisions>rogue refs>bought judges>city of cansufc is still a bad product
>Cut Volk open in R2>Knocked Volk down in R3The judges could robbery this for Lopes if they really wanted to
>>153230389idk man
>>153230391Do you think I have a chance?
>>153230342>>153230391criminally sad tits when she's not wearing a pushup bra
>>153230402post more black qveens
>>153230402>tfw only gross Sudanese here not based Africans like this
>>153230402i thought all racist white guys like the black kweens
>>153230408What's the alternative? Rizin?
I can't believe silva lost to this guy
>>153230404his legs are too short
FInally somebody noticed he's circling LEFTTHANK FUCKING CHRIST
>outclassing>gets droppedVolkfags really cheering on this point merchant who is barely edging him out. Hope Lopes sleeps him or robs him
>Lose first fight due to timidity>Fight the exact same wayNever give him another shot against anyone
Diego does a great job of hitting volks fist with his face.
Alright I'm going to bed, fuck this
Bros im worried volk walking back with the hands down
>>153230418She got a boobjob recently
Volk and Yan seem like the only guys that can adapt and stick to gameplan consistently.
>>153230404he’s a striker
>>153230437dropped
another 50-45 volk masterpiece nobody will ever rewatch or talk about again
>that fucking spot on Volk's left legOh shit I can see Diego winning in the final round, dude is compromised
Heem dicky
>>153230433Diego is too afraid to risk the embarrassment of being heemed by a manlet
>>153230451That's a tattoo.
Diego's corner needs to punch the guy in the fucking liver 12 times in a row
lopes 4-1
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTYY VET SHOT
whats an unofficial time out?
zzzzzzzzzzz
>>153230418>>153230391based
cock heem
HEEM BALLS
>>153230455it's better than being stonewalled by one, twice
>DUDE isn't VOLK such a great guy after KICKING Lopes in the TESTICLES!the glazing is ridiculous
Dick heemed
It's a little crazy, but I think Lopez is fighting better in the rematch than he did in the first fight. But at the same time, Lopez was causing more damage and trouble in the first fight.
>>153230460I think it means a timeout called by the official (ie. the ref). ?
bet Grasso felt that groinkick
>>153230470standard vet move and he plays it like he's genuinely sorry well
landdownunder
He really heemed Jean Silva to fight like THIS?
4-0 volk
4-0 Volk but he's about to get robbed so they can have a messican (hue) champ
>>153230460wmma
>>153230474He's not, at least he rocked Volk a couple of times before. Now he's throwing nothing and getting pieced up.
that shit was DELIBERATE
3-1 Lopes. Close rounds, but Volk now needs a finish.
>>153230476
VIVA MEXICO*flashes sweaty pit*
>>153230466heem dicky>>153230470It's a solid 4-1 Volk thougbeit
Assblasted Diego fans angry because volk is winning by points. We'll your boy isnt winning by anything so..... maybe if been were better he'd be winning by points
>>153230315all english are sound m8being a half caste myself I feel you
>R5 VolkIT'S OVER
Diego needs better tard wranglers
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
>>153230492Imagine the taste
>>153230492SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
4-0 volk>>153230487I think he should mix it up with his wrestling. He actually managed to take down Volk.
lopes fucking sucks dude smiling and shaking his head like a tard instead of fighting
Pfffthahaha that was pathetic
>>153230492computer, shrink me to 3 inches tall and let me live in grasso's hamper
>>153230501Do any of these lateeeenks fighters show the ability to stick to gameplans between and within fights?
Holy fuck i though we on R4
Great defensive maneuvering, easy shots against a slower opponent, and just rack up decision points.
surely a broken foot will help Diego's footwork
has there ever been an exciting ufc fight?
>>153230509>like a tardI mean, he is one, so...
>>153230519Yes
>>153230519Yes, but not since the PEDs got banned.
Dude just how bad is every featherweight
>>153230519the main event last week
>>153230462Based izzyfren
lopez got more takedowns49-48 lopes
>>153230515Nigga you drunk
When was the last time a gilly actually did anything?
Diego should have done that before, winning one round won't make a difference now
>stalling with a TD attemptNegative IQ on display from Lopes
lopes is awful
>>153230534Brady Peon?
CRAFTY STALING
A 38 year old boomer Aussie is stronger than the strongest mexican....
Defense wins championships
lopez stop wrestling and go for the fucking ko
How can one spic be so fucking stupid?
Maybe this fart huffing sport isn't for me guys
BRAAAPPPPPPPP
this is gay, people watch two men hug each other for 30 minutes?
Why do you fags post softcore porn during UFC events? The last thing I need is getting my dick hard when watching this shit.
Is this Karma Sutra?
Volk facesitting him, kek
Theo Von vs. Volk
WHAT IN THE GAY?
BRAP ON THAT CUNT
kek
FART ON HIM
DIEGO IS EATING VOLK'S ASS WTF IS THIS SHIT
I'm glad GODpuria heem'd this pitter patter bald cuck
how strong are australians?
>>153230555retard
SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLY
ahahahahah
this position is the perfect encapsulation of this stinky ass fight
volk flies through lopes5-0
paramount paid billions for this
braaaaaaaaap
Jesus Christ that's gay as fuck
"that is deep"right before they easily escapeevery time
humiliated
It's literally 4-1 Lopes? What the fuck are these commentators talking about?
Humiliation ritual
AUSSIEAUSSIEAUSSIE
VOLK SAT ON HIS FACE TEABAGGING THAT FAGGOT
ufc noche is cancelled
what kind of kamasutra mma is this
>>153230554whats the problem?
Absolute gayest shit I’ve ever seen.
kek wtf
UFC IS SO FUCKING GAY
its really badufc always poo nowadays
This semen slurping sport....
Paramount in shambles
shit fight
Ahahahahahshshs BRAPPP on the BRAPZILLIAN
That was gay.
Embarrassing. Absolutely humiliating.
come on, if someones rubbing his anus in your face why cant you give him an oil check, thats just not fair
is this legal
Easy money
Get red of this division too actually
This gay as hell
Daner's prawlject refuted AGAIN kek
what do you call this sex position?
LANKLET SISTERS?????? HOW EMBARRASSING
im more mad because of how boring it was than because i lost my bet
>>153230613jiu jitsu
many people who don't actually understand MMA don't realize Diego was actually in dominant position there
volk literally could have popped that boy's head off with his asscheeks. levels.
>>153230613Thats a pile driver.
Poopescels...
250 iq gameplan from diego. inspiring.
sigh
volk 5 - 0 lopezLopez's performance was disappointing. He did much worse than in the first fight.
>>153230589Diego going for the fart sniff submission
Too easy. Should have been Evloev or Murphy.
why did i watch this
>>153230613The Down Under
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE BASED SHIT POSTER VOLK AHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE CUNTS
>>153230613Mantis Toboggan
Volk is simply the P4P king and would heem every single 6 plus tall anon here. simple as.
>>153230598Might as well just sat on him.
>>153230598just how good is Poolk?
Lopes should be cut, fucking trash
>>153230613The Great
>>153230558KWABCunt status: brapped>>153230581It's so dogshit
>>153230437>>153230437yucki just like her because shes alwqays got a landing strip
PICKS SAVED1ST TIME EVERSUCK MY DICK TRANNY POSTERS
>paramount execs seething after that faggot shit
>>153230621yeah but people who understand gay sex know that volk was dominating
>>153230617>Betting on Low IQ LopesWhy?
>>153230613One legged kangaroo
THE SHORT KING MARCHES ON
>>15323061367
>>153230594>heavyweight coconuts laying down cuddling>yugo and brazilian face sittingYeah it ain’t beating the allegations today
>>153230616kek the best part is that the panel is from an MMA manga and the context is two guys practicing grappling.
raise your hand if you are undefeated in main event picks this year
>>153230630because
Volk by TKO (teabag ko)
Nice work Volk. Im gunna go creampie an asian see you lads next time
>50-45Kill the judges
robbery
ULTIMATE ASS EATING
RETIRE NOW VOLK
>>153230613The down under
We're making it to Agartha with this one
FEATHERWEIGHT UNC MANLET LOL
Atleast this fight shows the Lerrone of Mosvar will tear right thru old Volk.
kek no refunds paramount
jab jab leg kick circle
>>153230666wtf did lopes do to swing a round in his favor? he just walked forward and got popped
beautiful gameplan Diego
>>153230458Nigga you blind
pick a post heem fetish for me lads
>>153230670HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I don't ever want to see that shit again, please retire and fuck off forever now Volk
it's over...
>>153230670COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
50-45 is retarded
>>153230680What happened to the UFC man?
FEATHERWEIGHT UNC MILLENNIAL MANLET
Diego is trash. Volk is Trash. The UFC is trash
>>153230670HES OUT HES OUT. STOP THE FIGHT!!!
Volk got caught. Diego got DOMINATED.
>>153230693GET ASS TO MOUTH SUBHUMAN SCUM, TASTING THE FOUR AND TWENTY MEATPIE STRAIGHT FROM THE GAS TANK
>>153230691Asian
drink up volkbros, it enhances the victory
11 winnersPeruMoroccoIrelandAustralia x2USA x3UKCanadaRomania
anyone associated with epstein should just be barred from society
>>153230691Facesitting seems relevant
>>153230726
even australians can't deny this was boring as shit, lopes doesn't have boring fights with anyone else
>>153230726ez
how is that dude 126lbs? aint no way. diego looks at least 155-160
>>153230734Still can't believe moot got groomed
>>153230741Most of Volks fights are boring because most people can't shut him down, blame Lopes for not taking more risks
>>153230726I did it again. Better luck next week, lads.
>>153230741it's still based Volk won
>he makey and a lot of thingsy
>>153230753moot was always a gaycunt tho
Manletbros... WE CELEBRATE TONIGHT
LOST TO A MANLET UNC MILLENNIAL WHO WEIGHS 126LBS - HOW
>>153230613the vince mcmahon
>>153230762why
>>153230767we manlets dont celebrate bro. we call peeps out
>>153230772> HOWMexicant couldn’t handle the gas mask
>>153230766I guess I thought it was him being ironic, so I didn't expect him to get turned into a literal fuccboi for degenerate billionaires.
HE’S JUSTFUCKING BETTER
no UFC event for all of February? Kidding me faggot?
>>153230753He was always a fag and comped tho, we knew this circa 2014
>>153230796the manlet ass? i guess. never should have gotten that far
>Sheridan slop
>>153230726ez was pure luck for 1st fight
Same energy.
>>153230804Strickland - Hernandez has a live audienceSo does Moreno - Almabeyev
>>153230757letting him off the hook but ok, lopes didn't take any damage
>>153230726I got all 5 haha I'm the best
>>153230753moot censored and hated his own users to protect his gawker girlfriend who cucked him and alraedy had a boyfriend anywaymoot isnt a good man, hes a fucking pathetic jew faggot
>>153230834>can we practice that hold you had me in that one time? I'd like to know how escape that one haha
>>153230839Still couldn't beat a 40 year old man
