Hockey Night in Canada edition./hoc/vious: >>153226786
happy to see my islanders in the news so much!
>5oilers
/krak/
>>153230319/hoc/'s favorite couple
Jarry status?
maybe this year the kings will beat the oilers
mitch scored :)
OILIES PPI REPEATOILIES PPEVERYONE WAKE UP
soilers get all of the calls thanks to having (((him))) on their team...
>>153230384Took a massive marner earlier desu
>"Jarry gets hurt, the Ebug walks in, says he’s from like San Antonio and hasn’t played since beer league in 2018. He looked scared as shit, but I told him ‘hey kid, don’t worry, Poppa Picks got this.’ Got the W and now I’m taking him out for some clam chowder.” - Calvin Pickard
>>153230409oh you mean you took a massive roy, simple mistake
>foligno falls over skating backwards >throws his hand up like he was trippedGary told them it was their turn, didn't he
>>153230382Kongs won't even make the playoffs.
>>153230429You just LOVE to seethe about all things Minnesota Wild. Rent fucking free.
my oilies have gone soft ever since locker room leaders evander kane and corey perry left
>>153230454and somehow they've become less White.
I forgot to put /hoc/ in the subject of the OP and I'm genuinely sorry. Thought I had my chance to go pro and I fucked it up.
dobes elite
>>153230488
time to call up road hockey champion calvin pickard
>>153230510wtf santa is a soilers fan??
>>153230454ever since conrad mcdingus married he's lost motivation meanwhile his gay lover just collects cheques and locker room smiles
>>153230538>>153230559McAvoy fucked up his shoulder on this hit and missed the rest of the season lmao. He's got those "Hughes" shoulders
where were you when the goal that officially made the cell key trophy worthless was scored?
gary has the stadium jerseys up for presale
Kraken Kaapo Kakko SSSKKKAAAARRRRRSSSS
>>153230710how many times did gary bid on these items to drive the price up?
>>153230632there is nothing wrong with having a lavender marriage with cool girlboss lauren kyle
>hnic comparing the wild to the vikingsIt's over
Stars won :)
>>153230853
>>153230853They're supposed to do that. Like my retarded co-worker who wanted extra special kudos for getting his projected done today.
I was told growing the game would be a good idea
>>153230710the amount of overhandling and micromanagement NHL players deal with must be maddening. >don't forget to hand out pux and stix after warmup>change your jersey, helmet, underwear every single period so it can be swifted into the night and sold to creeps who want game-worn athletic equipment>don't forget to be up at 6am to shoot our day off TikTok, facebook, youtube shorts and reels >and on and on
>>153230903Having more normies in your hobby is never a good idea.
>>153230932Sad
>>153230931They're millionaires. My sympathy is limited.
>>153230931your "boy" kept my picks unheemed tonightI'll cut you some slack
>>153230710>>153230931>>153230903Hockey is becoming so fucking gay bros
>>153230941yeah of course, it's not so much that it's hard work but just endless items. this is why so many of them look dead inside when they're doing fan meets, they're fucking over it all and it's kinda regrettable.>>153230943huh?
>>153230946gary prefers the term "open"
>>153230932>normies>fujoshi femcel twitterThey are the same exact downwardly mobile, angry, mentally ill demographic as us but they are girls
I haven’t watched Heated Rivalry but I’d bet my bottom dollar that Sean Avery is somewhere thinking the show is based on his life.
>>153230958Too bad. They can cry about it in their millions.
BlackhawkiesLevshunov is gonna make it, bros.
>>153230946Thanks Gary
6.
can you pull both goalies
Happy to report I went to a nhl game tonight and heard no dumb bitch referring to the players as a “boy aquarium”
Oilers would be winning this game if they stil had Skinner
Soilers just got raped by fuckin' Pitlick of all players.
>>153231028You’re not require to have a goalie play
>>1532310257.
Thank Jehoshaphat Gary is sparing us Soilers in the finals this season.
>>153231011I would do all that stuff for thousands
>>153231048girls post shit like this and you can find their nudes in a few clicks lol
Primus sucks
Does anyone have more images of Stankoven during and after his splattering by Wilson? The broadcast never actually showed the cut on his face, just the gauze on top of it, and they never cut back to him again to see if he was swelling up.I need to know if it was a clean hit of little consequence or if it actually fucked Stankoven up so I can know whether or not to call the officials hypocrites over the Bryan Rust suspension. >>153230986It's based on Evgeni Malkin. His agent forced him to stop using Twitter because he was caught liking gay porn.
>>153231033It’s true he made some big saves for my penguins today
>>153231031that shit is so exhausting
How do you lose to Calgary?
>>153231112you sucked harder than them
>>153231031I was yelling in the nosebleeds but you probably didn't hear me
my krakies :)
Fabes
>oi7iesWhy are their goalies so bad
>>153231031I'm one of those and I refer to them as that
>giving a defenseman a breakaway>he scoreslol
gg copey, better luck next time
>>153231139post boobies
>PA announcer still has to announce the soilers goal, despite them giving up a goal in the time in between. kek. cucks.
>>153231139https://youtu.be/5MxXF5_lFqw?si=MMyXHtmDS_Yo5fHY
I'm a Wilds fan now
knights lost again bro's KWAB
>>153231094It's a fad, thankfully.
>>153231138They didn't stick to their game tonight. Couple unlucky bounces, couple bounces don't go our way. But overall I think the effort was there but the other team wanted it more. We're going to go home, get this game behind, play one game at a time, get pucks to the net.
>>153231173recently convicted as a pedophile?
Dud anyone else watch that Sens vs Devils game?
>>153231216Sounds awful
>>153231208>pedophileyou mean cunnychad
>>153231195based
>Wild is now the latest team to have swept all regular season games against another team.Edmonton is drinking heavily tonight.
>>153231208you lost. she lost. get over it.
>>153231233No, it's pedophile.
I was told the oilers were good?
>>153231262you lost. she lost. get over it. 1993. kwab.
>>153231253this is painted on the mild locker room btw
>>153231285>softpusy BOILING over the Wild.kek. It's a good day.
>>153231308>assvs lives rent free in the mildcucks mindYou gonna beg for gay sex again?
>>153231277>The guy spamming crying children is also a pedoThis general has a pedo problem.
>>153231262cunnyCHAD*
>>153231315
>>153231334How does it feel being a sex offender?
>>153231350>How does it feelfucking tight bro, miles better than hag puss
>>153231173that's fine to post on 4chan but don't say it in real life
>>153231362You're not funny.
>>153231382It's funny you think he's joking about being a pedo
>>153231402...wot?
>>153231428He's not joking
Reminder that Kaprishart is going to cost the mild $17 MILLION next season.
>>153231453I was joking about him being a sex offender...
>>153231462>next seasonkek and how long after
>>153231462KWAB
>>153231470It's not a joke
>>153231462is mildenapolis safe for my habs?
anybody ever met an hockey player? was just thinking how fucking cool that would have been as a kid but it never seemed like a remote possibility
>>153231504yo i have my credit card out on the OFFICIAL penguins store websitewhat was the brand with the encased pucks you wanted?
Tristan Jarry now sporting an .870 save percentage in nine games with the Oilers.
>>153231504skinner with a .906
>>153231462tonight he proved he is worth it and better than mcdavid
>>153231526Inglasco 2025-26 game puck but not Pengwynnes>>153231552Noice
>>153231565ah men I'm a little drunkhey send me your adressits yellow and black just like you like them
>>153231578Thanks anon but if you purchase a puck it should be for your own enjoyment. I'll be good :]
time is running out to get bark-dogs jersey brosdo you think if players don't get a single bid on their jerseys they feel sad?
>>153231561KEK you do NOT believe this
i say the wild have a 2 year window to win it. more if quinn can rope his brothers into joining the team and taking paycuts so to be cap compliant. stranger things have happened
>>153231639I bet they do. everyone needs to be loved.
roman won bro's 1
>quick talk with b-getty >suddenly you have the #1 pick locked inThis image alone if put in the right hands could destroy this entire league.
>>153231718who could b-getty possibly be?
>>153231718is this actually from the files?
>>153231774yeah hes fuckin cooked
>>153231718>diddy was also exceptionally excitedmcdavid got bieber'd, didn't he
>>153231807the straighter they are the hardest theyve been
>>153231782proof please
>>153231860>>>/pol/and my dad is friends with william gates
>>153231871>>/pol/>/pol/ cries about the files and wants them released >they're in them Lmao @ those retards, never ever let poltards forget
>>153231890>>/pol/ cries about the files and wants them releasedYou didn't?
>laffs
>>153231908They imported flames culture
>>153231902Just don't care about tbqh
>>153231902remember when they released the jfk files and nothing happened as usual. lmao.
>>153231929good morning chomo
>>153231871okay so it's made up then
Lol the Sharks lost against both Alberta teams
>>153231957No, you retard. The files were posted by the government. Do you not fuckong pay attention?
>>153231942Good morning/night, I don't know what chomo means
>>153231963>snes lost against both quebec teams
>>153231967do you think slaf is involved in that worldwide elite p*do ring?we cant have this right nowdobson is probably part of it
>>153231966then link that file referencing the oilers and mcdavid from the gov website
>>153231718That same month McDavid got really into feminine penises Coincidence?
Moot is in the files
SEEMS EVERY STATIONON THE TVIS SELLING SOMETHINGNO ONE CAN BE
>>153232012>16+what, was there gratuitous blood and gore and risque imagery in NHL 07?
1s up
>>153232034probably more related to the complexity of the gameplay. nothing more disappointing than giving a kid a toy they can't enjoy because it's too advanced for them
Bedard will never live up to the hype
>>153232052NHL07 was infact the first 'Chel game that introduced the Skill stick which sets it apart big time from NHL06 and the old timey arcade controls
>>153232012unc...
>>153232009lol
>>153231996i think they're talking about how /pol/ was at the island all along and didn't notice.
I find all this Œpstein nonsense very upsetting
>>153231976Not him in particular but wouldn't surprise if some rich tards were Why would Dobson be part of it though
>>153232121>jlmi
https://voca.ro/1hnZEz44qIEH
>what was the consensus reached? the consensus reached, spudhead, was that there's no fucking way we'd put a fucking asian on the roster. I wouldn't even care if he has 60 goals right now, it's just not. ever. going. to happen. next question.
fugg raygun won't be at the 'lypics
here's the updated wild card standings for your viewing pleasure
>>153232321I believe
>>153232362
>>153232321my nuckies can still get there
>>153232406
yoooooooo wtf who let my dead wings get raped so hard
>>153232668>raped so hardreminds me of trb
Big trades coming tomorrow
>>153233181>evander kane traded to the oilers for Future Considerations
just made a fuckload of spaghetti in honour of the nhl players about to perform in the italian winter olympics bros
I once ask you again where will Panarin end up.
>>153233622He'll be a shark by wednesday
>>153233142>when you nut be she keep suckin'
>>153233622It's gonna be Panarin, Braden Schneider, and either Gabe Perrault or Will Cuylle for Michael Misa, Shakir Mukhamadullin, and Adam Gaudette. I'm sure there will be various pieces of garbage picks going back and forth too.
>>153233818
>>153233837You'll be sorry
>>153233847i'll drink toilet water if they trade misa
>>153230361handsome squidward lookin-ass on the right
>>153233818The team would not be able to handle the eldritch fujos who will descend upon the shark tank if one of smitty's ex-boyfriends joins. But they're not going to do that. Forwards aren't their main problem.
How come Wild plays in North Stars while Avalanche plays in Nordiques. Doesn't make much sense does it
>>153234002its not about making senseits about making money
Womens hockey starts thursday
>>153234146
>>153234166the only gimmickcoin this season worth investing in
>>153230931It's also funny how the players are the most boring people on the planet but the league has to pretend they're not
>>153232321The Jackies are on fire with Bowness
>>153232321Go Flames go!
>>153234146when is the opening ceremony?
>>153230672he missed the season because canadian doctors injected him with sewage and he got sepsis
ouch!
>>153234002I was thinking about this and since Dallas Stars legally owns the rights to and history of the North Stars does that mean the Wild had to ask the Stars for permission to wear North Stars throwbacks?
>>153235263They probably just have to ask Gary.
B U S T T H E W Z
>>153235339Marner baby
listening to laffs radio and they think they can rebuild by trading bob mcmann at the deadline, kek these dorks are clueless
>>153235514Surely they could get a decent player with their 2027 first round pick?
>>153235321This man fears Belarus
early in the first period and marner already has a hat-trick. i shouldn't have had meatlovers right before bed
>>153235538is that the pick they got back for Fraser minten (more goals than matthew knies btw)?
>>153235573Same, but mine also are semi-violent, pray to God to never Marner again
kek now they're talking about the 'haul' they'll get for Scott Laughton at the deadline, they have the minds of children!
>>153235574>more goals than matthew knies btwso they should have traded knies??
>>153235560also speed limits and rehab
>>153235652they are spouting whatever laffer losers like you will listen to
>>153235703case in point, this sounds like it was written by a child (laffs fan unfortunately)
kek trying to have a discourse with a leafs fan is like throwing a ball against a curtain
>>153235713not a laffer retardkeep "hate listening" to laffer radio
>>153235733kek of course you're just an interested third party kwab
Kwab things are such a disaster in laffland their 'fans' are now denying any affiliation with the team. Typical plastic bozos, they deserve what's coming
>>153235784what would you like to see, me pissing on a maple leaf?sorry i dont find you 3rd hand play by play of laffer radio to be entertaining
>>153235800ive always maintained that im not a laffer, retardcause im not
Sharp as bowling ball this laffs fan is
>>153235820another indirect reply cause you are too scared to reply like a man>you're a laffer cause you just have to bewhat kind of cope is this
> Please redeem our laffs for reasons of Stanley metal award thank you saar
>laffs fans can't even tell when it's a new person making posts
Samir bailing on laffs and going camo stealth kwab
YES I'M JUST A NOSY THIRD PARTY SPERGING ABOUT THE LAFFS BECAUSE YOU DARE TO WATCH OVERDRIVE
imagine saying 'laffer' kwab
>>153235879>get accused of being a laffer>sperg outyep sounds about right
please everyone just allow anon to hate watch overdrive in peace with chat commentary
>>153235937I watch Heated Rivalry not as a fan but because I hate gays
JOMBOYONBOY
LISTEN GUYS I HATE THE LEAFS AS MUCH AS ANYONE, BUT I'LL BE GOD DAMNED IF I DON'T IMMEDIATELY AND REPEATEDLY INSERT MYSELF INTO ANY AND EVERY CONVERSATION MOCKING THEM
>>153236061>laffs
>>153236061>mocking a laffer for posting about the laffs is outlawed around these parts>laffs
>>153236061This but unironically
>>153236076you're suppose to allow him to post his anti-laff bait in peace while he fervently listens to laffer radio (while not being a laffs fan btw)
/p-playoffsbound/..right bros?
Since we are discussing them, Dangle said the laffs were a potential landing spot for Panarin and gave some scenarios for how they acquire capspace for him. Wouldn't Panarin be a lateral Marner but for a lot more assets?
>>153236112They fell off a fucking cliff. Keefe has to be out soon.
do people hate listen to >rags morning radio?
>>153236162Why? Are they particularly obnoxious?
>>153235005Friday, will be around afternoon in America
>>153236174im sure they have bad ideas to make the team better
>>153236162I like listening to the call in show people usually post after the >rags are eliminated from the playoffs. The callers are always delusional they'll acquire every superstar or make a phenomenal trade because other teams can't resist their players (Rempe and a first for Kaprisov).
>>153236017Same. What are you wearing?
>>153236246Tight tshirt and just my undergarmenta. Usually have a glass of Rosé because I get a little too dizzy after two drinks and make bad decisions.
>Heated Rivalry>PWHL is a huge success>growing popularity in east Asia, India, Australia etc.I think this Olympics is going to be historic, the one that makes hockey great again
just took a massive marner, yesterday's mcdonald's definitely went out with a bang
It's quiet today in the NHL, only three games.And no real NFL football.
>>153236336its ok, im expecting more overdrive chat commentary from non-laffer anon to keep the thread moving
>>153236336roman won
>>153236336Quiet before the storm. Good day to speculate about trades and who wins the Panarin sweepstakes.
>>153236347Worst rumble
>>153236336
>>153236369it was awful. the only thing i liked was brock/oba.
>>153236369>>153236398ya seethin'
>>153236336Average Sunday schedule of college and minor league games If you're into that thing
>>153236380
>>153236441Looks like Canada sent a card to Roman, that's nice.
>>153236465haha whoa epic
>>153236503Thanks ;) , going to post some more zingers in the discord
>scorefull draw in Moscow
>>153236441im happy roman won1
No, I'm not a maple leafs fan. Yes, I will fight you for hours online if you mock the leafs, don't worry why ok just fuck off
>>153236580thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>153236617I wouldn't challenge that anymore than I would question why the wind blows natural order of things
>>153236617why are you listening to tsn overdrive if you arent a leaf fan?
>get called a laffer>make seething indirect replies for the rest of the day pottery
>>153236336Gary wants to believe that everyone will watch the stadium game
This is retarded.
>>153236724What's the weather forecast? Overcast or sunny out?>>153236731No, u
>>153236724Last years one between teds and wongs was pretty good. Liked the red versus blue dynamic. Too bad that's the only outdoor game teds will ever have and the old central division with the teds, chicongo, wongs, perds, and bloos was eliminated.
>>153236760
>>153236731I like the pirate theme but hockey does not belong in the sunbelt
>>153236684because ODog is the man?
>>153236731Gary, you outdid yourself again. Looks like a game of Land and Sea.
>>153236816It looks like a special NHL brand edition of Risk™>this is now a business idea for Gary
>>153236810>worshiping a former laffertotally not laff fan behaviour
>>153236731Gary is obsessed with palm trees
i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
>>153236862They remind him of his mansion in the Cayman Islands
>>153236859you're arguing with yourself gramps
>>153236888Checked
>>153236731>>153236862>>153236888>>153236914
Because Bud1, ya raped bitch
>>153231348If you cannot pirate adobe photoshop you don't deserve to make AI slop shit like this
Test
This is a community that prides itself on its relentless lampooning of Gary Bruce Bettman, the Man, the Myth, the Corporate Executive Officer >
Yes, I listen to leaf radio on my weekends. No, I am not a leafs fan. How dare you accuse me of being one and you must be one yourself for measuring such an accusation.
>>153237056never drew a dime
the post that mogged the great north american continent
>>153236940>>153237061Faggot
>>153237077>shit relentlessly on the laffs>HAHA YOU MUST BE A LAFFS FANhow does a mouth breather like you even reconcile this in your mind? This is my last response to you because you must be working a 14 hour shift in a Bangladesh call centre paid 10 cents an hour to pollute threads
>>153237122im shitting on the laffs, yet you believe im a lafferwhat are you confused about?
>>153237102
the laffs are the worst team in the nhl and havent won since 1967fuck faggot laff fans who push laffer discussion
If the playoffs started today, the penguins and Islanders would be locked into a 2v3 seed matchup in the metroIn the old format (1v8), the penguins would be playing Montreal, and the Islanders would be playing Tampa BayPlease talk to me like I'm a retard why this retarded wild card format makes sense at all
>>1532371506.2%That's beautiful but it can go lower.
>>153237157>Please talk to me like I'm a retard
>itt: anons go irate after getting falsely accused of being leaf fans
>>153237150Leafs can still do it
>Last time, on /hoc/...
>>153237157
>>153237259It's never happened to me so I don't know what they are doing wrong.
>>153237150imagine if the kitties miss playoffs
Women
>>153237390yeah? they've played the most hockey since the 2022-2023 season. They have been exhausted, without barkov, without a proper lineup or defense, and without Tkachuk.
My penguins (:
>>153237390Imagine the Sunbelt going to sleep, like a slumbering giant>big eeby sleeby
>>153237414I can't remember the last time a team won the cup and then proceeded to miss playoffs
>>153237390They won last season and Marchand got his second cup so it's not the end of the world. The 8 fans and two finns who follow Florida hockey may be devastated though.
>>1532374562015 LAK
>>153237491I completely forgot about them
>>153237449>wonderboy's pongs playoff contenders>tree's laffs deadline sellersWonderboy won and I have no idea how.
LOL I SAID EIGHT FANS AND FLORIDA I'M FUNNY GIVE ME REDDIT UPVOTES LOL
>>153237583Yeah
>>153237549Trust the process
Yeah
My Oilies will likely finish 2nd in the division with 93 points
>>153237746Why the oilers?
>>153237746The West is such a fucking joke, meanwhile every team in the Atlantic save for the >laffs make the best Western teams their bitch.
>>153237848Also >rags. Teds are having a drive to the playoff line thay started with a three game winning streak over pootah, my Flames, and cantpucks
ive decided to stop being gay anymore. so , in short, i'm leaving this board and never coming back
>>153237942Cya in a few hours
>>153237942can you cure my homosexuality as well?
>>153237942See you in the Olympic threads
>>153237970how's /hoc/ going to operate for the 2-3 week olympic break? will we have separate threads for the games?
Three weeks until the gold medal game
>>153238026Eurofags will make Olympic threads for the games but /hoc/ will still be here and lost in both probably.
Anyone else excited for the 2026 Navy Federal Credit Union NHL Stadium Series?
will you be watching my Bolts play outdoors in the frozen tundra of Tampa, FL tonight?
>>153238040we can discuss collegepuck and the other minor leagues
>two intern posts back to back>>153238026You are allowed to post in the euro thread. We'll be discussing /offseason/ topics.
>>153238199so /hoc/ will be blogposting this month
>>153238237Only this month
hyped to watch raw bro's
>>153231718
My Stars played a pretty good game. More shots, more hits, best faceoff percentage... A sweep 3-game road trip.Like I said just get a .500+ in a brutal month like it has been January (7-6-2), rest whoever can in Olympics, bring a good winger and I think this team can even be first in the division.
>>153238445
>>153238626
>>153238626>>153238674word on the street is that epstein was aware of mcdavid
trump said china is taking over canada and the first they're gonna do is end ice hockey
>>153238712Who's street?
>>153238563shut up dylan you retard
>>153238356Based.
>>153238106No
>>153238181Maybe if your gay
>>153238904that describes most of /hoc/
>>153238922Just like my islanders
big dawg: wondilly: has no milly
>>153238979>wonmuch like bud
>>153238979liv won
we DO luv liv here
ded threadded sport ded Swedes
>>1532393931/3 isn't bad
>>153238771My dad is Maga and wants Trump to take over Sweden
>>153238771>ice hockeykwab you skin is the color of poo
>>153239393>go to my teams reddit to pull seethe and cope>make a an off hand comment about the team>it gets a bunch of upvotes>nobody calls me raped bitch>nobody calls me samir>nobody spams 1993 in response>my comment started a genuine discussion about an aspect of the team that /hoc/ wouldnt have a clue aboutThat's how I started posting on reddit instead of here.
>>153239457stay safe petal
>>153239457you should stay there trb
>>153239457you telling me all the blue haired ghouls from the 'cord are driving traffic to plebbit? mad that
>>153239512many are saying dilly found /hoc/ on the 'cord ghoul highway
>>153239457I think it's funny that any intense discussion ends up with 1993 vs 1980 with no compromise in sight
Gary used his weather modification machine to make it cold in Tampa for the stadium series game
he's still mad that bud1
>>153239457Lol
>>153239457I haven't read a single decent post from you here about your team.
>>153239539When 1980 ends in a few weeks it will be even funnier.
>>153239457For me it's the PWHL subreddits
>>153239592based
>>153239566>When 1980 endsnothing personnel kid
>>153239605>Miller's wife took her ex husband's last name but not his
>>153239592They want to slam clams, not bananas
>>153239542he can't stop winning
>>153239637>he can't stop winningmuch like bud
>>153239592"Tradcath PWHL player" is like an infinite jest side character it's so funny that she is real
>>153239687What the fuck are you talking about?
>>153239702Britta Curl Salemme is the Matthew Tkachud of the PWHL
>>153239605>2010 olympics>mfw will never watch another kino hockey games with my dad while he yells at the players on the tvcan we go back pls
>The #Oilers have placed goaltender Calvin Pickard on waivers.https://x.com/EdmontonOilers/status/2018035873410138361No fucking way after last nights performance by their other shit goalies.Headass team desu
>>153239835>16gp, 5 wins, 3.68GAA, .871%Can't imagine why
>>153239894This season has been a wash overall for them, definitely a weaker team overall, mostly on the defensive side, some offence, but Captain Pickard always delivered in the ploffs.
>>153239918I thought Skinny was the playoff hero and Pickard was the liability in the playoffs. I don't know much about Ingram but it looks like he is the planned heir apparent.
>>153239951Skinner sucked ass most of the last two playoffs, Pickard had a 6 game win streak last year, or something ridiculous like that
>>153239835Jarry isn't bad, Wild was just too good. Every one of their shots were incredible
>>153239962Just looked back at that final series to refresh my memory. He was ass game 5 but Skinner wasn't much better Game 6. My only guess is they want to make Jarry their number one with no pressure to share the crease with Pickard and hope he improves as the season winds down since there is no real danger in the Pacific.
https://x.com/IslandersHKY/status/2017772295905820984is anyone here a canes maniac?
>>153240056shut the fuck up nerd
>>153240073You shut the fuck up
>>153240083hampage got cancelled
>>153240096I don't know what that is
>>153240110neither did anyone else kwab
Gordie Howe hat trick for Helenius
>>153240127JEN
>>153239434it's literally the words trump said you imbecile
Oilers has no defense but let's bully the goalie for another season and let them continue allowing breakaways and being outplayed in their own zone
>>153240232worked fine for my grant fuhr
>>153240232but they have darnell "conehead" nurse and evan doucheshart that's like a combined 20% of their cap hit right there, you mean to tell me they are bad
>>153240232Bet they thought that would change with Bowman. Stastney and Walman can't fix a rotting Nurse.
swedish goaltending
>experts predict many trades before the olympic break>hype it up as a 2nd trade deadline>nothing happens
my canesies! :)staal!
>>153240418>.gif>is a jay-peg
>>153240418pANarIn sweEpSTaKEs
>>153240440Biggest meme "sweepstakes" in a while.
>>153240473>would you rather play 6v4 or 6v5
Kings - Canes broadcast in my cable tv lol.
>>153240542damn those euro rinks are wide
kempe ded
queens dropping like flies
Swedes in suicide watch.
>>153240594around finns the ice is thin
>>153240607Day ending in y
samir is on suicide watch too
>>153240628Did finns build the Olympic arena?
I'm a caniac and it's Bo time
>>153240750See>>153240635
>>153233740>"Gary is a political idealist, not a murderer."
The 3 US players with most goals are not going with USA. Caufield, Robertson, DeBrincat.
Flyers have been in the abyss for far too long
yeah if one more star player is injured I'm not even watching the olympics
I'm neet so I will be watching the olympics all day and all night long
>>153232058Hopefully he'll play for Canada in the Olympics, it'd be interesting to see how he does with actually good teammates, he's had a better season than guys like Brayden Point who might still be injured by then.
>>153240967Based>>153240944Do it for Sweden
>>153240967I’m employed so you’ll be enjoying your neetbucks with my tax dollars
>>153240922Any team that has won a cup no matter how long ago is spoiled.
>>153241005We arent the same country yet
>>153241005No subsidizing Canadians until they buy our milk
>>153240967italian moment
>>153240944nigga you're still finishing top 4 even if your next best 5 players get injured before the start
Did Kings forget how to shoot?
*drinks water* Stay hydrated bros!
>>153241047If Finland finishes above us I’m done with this board forever.
>>153241096
>>153241116>ifok lilla bror
>>153240919>Jason Robertson>Cole Caufield>Alex DeBrincat>Adam Fox>Lane Hutson>Alex TuchThey also passed on great defensive players.
>>153241116I don't mind Finland finishing above me if you catch my drift
Kongs are retards
>>153241174Wow I never knew the Kalmar Union was that kind of union
someone needs to step in and stop this
>>153241215Humiliation ritual
>>153241212its in their nature
>>153231718Turns out Oilers and their fans were the child fucking pedophiles all along. Now I get the smear campaign against the Flames.
>>153241170when caufield scored in Minnesota I wanted him to flip off fig fat bloated billy guerin in the press box
>>153241215>>153241224It's the Buccaneers 50th Anniversary you uncultured shits. Baker and Tristian lead the team in the front wearing lightning jerseys
>>153241327
Repeat after meTampa Florida is a Hockey City
>>153241270Me on the left
>>153241336It's still a bit crindge but this extra context does make it a bit more endearing and not just one step up from a drag show
What happened to /key/
>>153241157Yeah that’s what the finnshits do. Defeat Sweden to ensure a final (4 Nations) is USA-Canada
>>153241361The other option was they all dress like Pirates since its Gasparilla (Big pirate parade in Tampa)
>>153241352my momz is in palm city and says it was freezing today
>>153241380oh yeah I saw all the pirate decor all around the stadium and was wondering what the deal was. eh, I'm indifferent
>>153241352No>>153241386Your Mother is a lying whore
>>153241353you will never be finnish
>>153241362AI. Jersey has the Fanatics crest but somehow also the Adidas shoulder dimples. The back clearly is customized with a player number but there are no numbers on the sleeves.
>>153241399Temp is gonna start dropping again when the sun starts to set. It will be around 30 at puck drop We hockey city now
>>153241215
>>153241411Lightning really should have dressed like Pirates
>>153241336I don't care about your faggot football team
Canes are not good putting pucks inside the net.
>>153241426I don't care about your faggot country, yet here you are
What’s up with NHL players and costumes, they are obsessed with it
Best save of the season kek.
>>153241435Oh yes you do. You eat the shit straight out of Garys ass for stanley cups. You love this nations sport and come for Garys shit smears every Tampa Bay game
more "fights" than goals
>>153241409>suns sets about two hours after puck dropYou're at the moron shopYou're at fuck up storeYou're at the combination moron shop and fuck up store >get me a six pack and some cotton candy while you're there
>>153241404hmm
The LA Queens are so shit and deserve as much hate as the >rags and >laffs
>>153241474>subtle imperfectionsHOW FUCKING DARE HE!!!!!
>>153241465Puck drops at 6:30 doesn't it?Buddy I think you run that store. You're the general manager of the fuck up store due to your stunning over-qualification
>>153241474Huh. Guess it's just a cheap knockoff jersey then. That says enough to me about her personality.
>>153241497https://youtu.be/-j-SWKtWEcU
i hope this means he's getting traded
>>153241463Settle down, Samir.
>>153241362>>153241404>>153241474what's with the Carolina Hurricanes and other non-descript team logos doing up in the rafters? what's with the gatorade bottles in the boards? that shit is clearly ai and your detection bot sucks fucking shit
>>153241524Puck drops 6:30 ET Sun sets at 6:10 ETKeep digging.
If you can’t spot it’s AI you’re retarded
>gaslighting>it only smells a bit of petrol in herehave fun at freshmen's prom, everyone
>>153241411They all look ridiculous except Geekie seems to be pulling it off.
Bolts fans getting ready for some binocularslop
>>153241639"Funny" how they make European players dress up in "le ancient cultural clothes" when those very same clothes are probably hundreds of years younger than the house Pastrnak was born in. Just saying.
>>153241645
>>153241362that's crazy, the canes haven't won anything since 1568
>>153241676I don't think anyone is claiming these to be ancient anything, just clothes of colonial Boston
>>153241362janny was acting up, caught a ban fr fr
>i don't wanna lose your love toniiiiiiiiiiiight
>>153241411this. is. race. ist.
>>153241525Fat chance
>>153241765
>>153241789
>>153241789based 'fraid so!
rod told rantanen to go fuck ahos wife and he refused and thats why he's not a carolina hurricane
Why NA hockey fans are so lame? Why sport culture in NA is so soulless? Fuck You.
>>153241801honestly surprised the USA doesnt have over 5 million gays
>>153241830cool it with the antisemitism
>>153241830You fags are actually shit at the sport though. Thats why you can't win anything ever. Only the one off here and there when a couple of homo autists on the same team can band together and suck eachothers dicks in sauna to pre-game
>>153241838Great, now I've been offended twice gret work, team
>>153241845
>leaf calling others fag
Man LA is bad...
>>153241765Fun Fax: Massachusetts outlawed slavery in 1783 and they are dressed as the political figures who put an end to it
>>153241849thats cause you're a betamale
Next thread better be outdoor game themed
oilers cant do anything right
>you have to sing along to white stripes or else its soullesswhy are eurosissies like this?
whats the solution for the furry problem?
>>153241909>>153241863
Problem?
>>153241908They know how to cum in little kids pretty good.
Over
my canesies!! :)nikishin!
>>153241927
>>153241955CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!still a slim chance
It’s clear that they played yesterday because the performance displayed is pathetic.
>>153241958>The surname Nikishin is a Russian patronymic name derived from the colloquial form of the Greek-rooted baptismal name Nikita, which means "victor" or "winner"
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>>153240166
>>153241932go sing along when gary tells you to like a good choir boy
