SERIE A ROUND 23 >Friday, 30th January 2026 20:45 S.S. Lazio 3-2 FC Genoa >Saturday, 31st January 2026 15:00 Pisa 1-3 US Sassuolo 18:00 Napoli 2-1 Fiorentina 20:45 Cagliari 4-0 Hellas Verona FC >Sunday, 1st February 2026 12:30 Torino 1-0 Lecce 15:00 Como 0-0 Atalanta 18:00 Cremonese 0-2 Inter *20:45 Parma - Juventus >Monday, 2nd February 2026 20:45 Udinese - AS Roma >Tuesday, 3rd February 2026 20:45 Bologna - AC Milan Reminder to keep it comfy, drink water, and eat some muffins
negru
nihao
The most powerful man in the world was an InterGOD? Keeeeek bbilanisti humiliated once again
Ahhhhh shit I got got by this glowie edition >>153238363
cant blame audero too much for the gole. was a cheeky shot that went right and then turned left. wicked swerve
>>153238383Lol sure they can have him. A criminal for a criminal club
>>153238422Mhm? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trials_and_allegations_involving_Silvio_Berlusconi#Allegations
Allegrations
>>153238345I thought he was a Juve fan
>>153238451kek
Here for your scheduled twinkazzo melty>>153238363
>>153238484No >we just funded his island project so >we could blackmail every billionaire and politician and have >us sign SMS for free in 2026
>>153238435All allegations so yeah nice try I guess?
>>153238525Literally the case for Epstein too though
holy shid
>>153238537Here is your (You)
>>153238597Shouldn't you have given him a fire extinguisher? I assume you'd have plenty just in case a fire breaks out
fireworks
>sfinter fans trying to kill AuderoWow ban them
What happened? I was rummaging through the Transfermarkt free transfer bin list for my club
>>153238643a swiss bottle girl had seen enough of audero
>>153238643inter fans threw fireworks at audero and esploded on him almost.
>>153238676What if it was milan fans trying to get inter fans banned and get points deducted
>>153238689sounds like swiss commie behaviour for sure
Normally this should result in stopping the match and a forfeit loss for inter
>>153238676I'm sure the ref will write every detail of the happening in his report so that Inter can face consequences of the deliberate act
>>153238710No those are expert into getting people killed in a fire
>>153238713And then, if the rules were enforced, how would the negrazzurri paupers be able to repay their billion debt?
ynr darmian
>>153238791he been permaded so long
The more things change, the more they stay the same
>>153238735Earning it on the pitch as Milan does every week
>serie-a.ru
Just like you swiss (kosovar) twinkazzo, there are russian Serie Ass fans too
>>153238889calm your glowie titsthere was a time, back when your kosovar ancestors still lived in trees, when russia was part of the world and happened to like our football league.
Seems like I hit a nerve there
>>153238912But Serie A didn't exist in the 19th century?
They're getting banned, right?
>>153239085Who?
>>153239098The criminals who just assaulted a goalkeeper. The society who allowed them to attend the game should also get a points deduction.
>>153239098Crans-Montana fireposters, a 41st victim has been claimed today, have some respect ffs
>>153239085mistakes were clearly made but no one is at fault
>Gosens to Nottingham Sborrest
Nabule got some huezilian cp transfer
>>153239259Based Jeffrinho
You now remember Gio
>>153239114That is what is supposed to happen according to the rules and the law. Similar things have happened in Italy in the past with no consequence for anyone, though.
Just been reminded that Locatelli still is a Jj player
New Grimolli is up and he's looking more and move like the devil
>>153239324Wait we're playing tonight? lmao
>>153239336Some say the greatest teams play on sundays
tikus shoulda scored that bastoni cross earlier. zerbi quite the blooter on post
>>153239297What 6 months of polsci does to a person
forza inder
>>153239373I daren't imagine the demented mind of someone that completes an entire degree
Calcio implications of trump not liking queenz
>>153239373Being smart, looking good and enjoying life
>>153239297how many more exams for the classic "I have to get a buzzcut even though I am an emancipated woman" episode?
*lands*
>>153239455
>smartThe fact that it's unable to read or write like an educated human being begs to differ>looking goodLole>enjoying lifeThe amount of complaining and taking out its frustrations on others paints a different picture
>Frattesi had given the green light to Lazio, who had worked with his agent Riso to reach an agreement on the contractual terms. It was Inter who blocked the deal, preferring to sell him elsewhere, namely to the Premier League, for purely financial reasons.why would the marmott do this to >us?
>>153239531How many snots did Lazio offer?
HERE WE GO STREFEZZA TO PARMA transition to the big leagues proved to much for the diminutive inverted winger
>Beppe RisoWho can stop him?
>>153239531Lotirchio is openly against Gravina, who is Team Marotta all the wayYou do the math
>>153239571is there light in his eyes, or is it just void?
>>153239587I'm afeared he has been diagnosed with the PolSci stare...
>>153239571Link up with Nicolo Fagioli when?
Como against Atalanta today:>Highest single-match xG by one team without scoring across Europe's top 5 leagues over the last four seasons (5.24)>Most big chances by one team without scoring in a single match across Europe's top 5 leagues in our entire database (11)>Most shots attempted by one team without scoring in a single Serie A match over the last four seasons (28)
Told by the letter to phone the jury duty service tonight. I phone them tonight and the pre-recorded message says they might phone me tomorrow to confirm/reject.WHY IS IT SO COMPLICATED JUST LET ME KNOW FFS AS SOON AS I SEE A BROWN OR BLACK THEY’LL BE FACING THE NOOSE GUILTY OR NOT (good evening sirs, I’ve had a good weekend despite being quite ill)
>Fun and games re Mateta Milan deal. As reported on @talkSPORT sources in Italy suggesting they are carrying out extra medical checks on his knee. Others saying they may not proceed as Nkunku is staying. CPFC seem relaxed about the situation.
>iCarlyDidn’t Sballet strip his captaincy away because he was cancering? I can’t imagine that would go well
>>153239633what's the easiest way to be rejected as a member of the jury in the yookay? openly declare that you have always been a fan of sunny weather?
>>153239161He looks amused
I haven't checked lately but surely milik should be about ready to return, so need to worry about grimolli failing to sign any striker, milik is basically a new signing
>>153239571Irene and her saffron
>>153239445his center forward can't get past their two fullback or something like that
David hasn't hit the target in any of his warm-up shots, not looking gud
>Juventus Head of Football Giorgio Chiellini denies links with Mauro Icardi: “It was just an idea, the deal will not happen”. Icardi was offered to Juventus but no bid, talks or anything advanced.
Warm-up snots on target
xWUPSoT
I thought it was a shitpost but we're actually playing
>Both Huijsen and Muharemovic are in Poorma tonight for KenanCute
>>153239911Can't believe Grimtoli split them up, blud should be locked in jail
I now remember the unmemorable Monaco game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Concord-esque finish
>wasting two great chances like thatKill me
Already two Concordeao moments
40m for this midget btw
The midget is starting to piss me off honestly
It's not his height, it's the net that isn't PlayMobil-friendly
Excuse my Italian eh but gesù cristaccio stiamo facendo di tutto per non segnare
surely zhingarova will get some minutes against mighty parma tonight
You just know Twinkazzo grew up playing with PlayMobil instead of Lego
Is Terry Boga on the bench or he couldn't be called up?
Opinions on sofia isella?
Gleigol
*brems*
>>153240084
I'm always happy when he scores a header. It feels like hope is back on the menu, idk It'll be short-lived I'm sure but Juventus is back at least for now
Holy header
going to sleep
>>153240084I'm more of a Efisia Calabrone appreciator
Holy fuck a corner gole, based Bremer
>>153240135Sleep tight fra
Now imagine just imagine how many headers Icardi is going to score from corners for >us haha
>Cambiaso gifting it to PoormaKill himRape himEdit the Epstein files to put his name on them
>Al Ittihad in talks to sign Youssef En-Nesyri
>>153240146taxpayer money paid for this
Who scores is gay
WHY
>>153239701Not pledge allegiance to the grand mufti Sadiq Khan
Lock-down-telli
Anything but playing Zingarova
>>153240139>https://youtu.be/5tQxB-ojgLw?t=2m39s
Pledge allegiance to THIS
the AIA hitman has started its job
>>153240240He spams tackles so much every single match lmao, no wonder he's topping this stat
What the fuck are these yellow cards lmfao
tackletelli
>stream dying right before the VAR checkwtf what are they hiding
>>153240306The hitman in the yellow shirt came with a specific mission tonight
Mandala keita
Calcio.
nicoclussi
I'd like a second goal if possible. It's okay if we can't have one but at least let's defend the door keeping it unviolated
>>153240416:)
MUTTUIDI
>>153240422I asked, I received!
book this second goal piece of shit AIA negru
Holy fuck, what a gole, I kneel
1 Muttuidi extension please
Sballet please ask to statpad
Renewed + armband + he makes the signings + picks the lineup
Oh right, we got David up there
Jjust shitalian players must hate DiGreg for some reason
Invite Huijsen and Muharemovic more often lol
This Mandela giganegru is gonna be a fucking pain to play against
>Yildiz has the shits and asked to get subbed in the 2nd half
Being able to type out "Muharemovic" without typos is a red flag and should put you on a watchlist tbqh
Conceicao should look at *any* direction before passing
Deynis Huseinbasić and Diedrik Meijerhuisen
>>153240438Dildiz wants to be part of the black posse so much.
Jjvengers.png
Salvinibros...
They tried to kill him because of his DNA...
But let's tune in to the referees' room at the Tardini stadium
>>153240704He survived because of his DNA :)
It seems that the doj hired polsci students/graduates to redact the files
OOOOO WESTON MCKENNIE
>>153240602Id smash her head with a hammer
>>153240741sadly it will not help to make her face 3D
KELLY INTERVIEW IS UP
Cambiaso has to be stopped honestlyHonestly
Oh god, I'm gonna kurp...
Cambiaso found in the files 37437732289 times
kek
Roundhouse kick Cambiaso
crookednosebiaso
>CumbiasoPossibly the worst player of all time
How will this affect his Man City transfer
Is he gonna allow it?
BREMERZINHOOOOO
Meme match lmaoKill Cumbiaso btw
Punished "Jonathan" DavidAn iceman denied of his goal
Cue eight minutes to find the right frame in order to disallow it
What the fuck were they checking for lmao
1 hattrick please!
Imagine if Bremer out of all players becomes the one to score a Jj hattie in Serie Ass after all these years
any good RWs on the market haha (no)
>>153240957Imagine if openda could do that
>>153240957heel goal, the goalkeeper loses five pointsla tedesca starts again from midfield
UOMO DI GHIACCIO
Stellar-cold CALCIO.
ALIENS BTFOICEMAN ICEMAN ICEMAN
Iceman with a gole and an assist
Why didn't Cuesta park the bus this match lolNot that I'm complaining of course
>>153241073His daddy Mikel would have spanked him if he did
>>153241073Parma should be 12th minimum with this squad lel, he’s a terrible coach
If Locatelli were even slightly intelligent, he would get himself booked now so that he could serve his suspension against Lazio
>>153241094I'd say Mikel would spank him for not parking it, it's literally >our main weakness Park the bus, let Pellegrino do some runs and that's it, at worst you come out with 1 point
>>153241073spanish coaches are useless.just because they throw their young lads into eighteen possession drills a week with plasma transfusions, they think they can apply this mentality wherever they go and style on everybody with muh 70% possession ratings.
>>153241166Anon Cuesta is literally the opposite of such Spanish mentality, he's a terrorist through and through. That's why this match feels so odd, he went full retard against a team that is good at dealing against high pressing
Openda's highlight so far has been getting a new haircut
Finally I can tell Openda and Muttuidi apart
refund policy on opendass?
Imagine scoring five goals in the same match
I would've screamed if he scored that
>>153241183>Cuesta favours structured ball possession, utilizing all 11 players including the goalkeeper to create numerical advantages, with technical full-backs capable of moving centrally during attacking transitions, rapid advances up the pitch and organised pressing>The Spaniard's preferred formations are 4-3-3, 4-3-2-1 and 3-4-3. The presence of wingers and wide players (who can also operate as attacking midfielders) is therefore essential>His teams are always looking to apply high pressing and immediate recovery, to try and recover the ball quickly after losing it, applying coordinated pressure, plus building from the back play which always starts with the defenders, through short passes and movements designed to avoid the opposition's pressing>He has had the opportunity to observe Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta closely, with whom he has established an excellent relationshipeven discarding tonight's game, he doesn't sound too different from the rest to me
>no zingaro 2 againhe can't be THAT bad
>>153241342I think we bought an impressive package lolI'm expecting Comolli to spend the entire summer trying to offload it
>>153241342If he's still not properly matchfit after all these months, idk how much Overwatch 2 he has been playing in his spare time but it's way too much
PANDA PANDA PANDA
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>gets the ICE approved haircut>scores:)
Five goals scored by the same team huh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Goal called off because his big brain was offside
3 points as per usual, thank you very much!
BANG BANG BANG, PULL MY POINTS GAINER
Oh well, still a very good performance
>>153241422still waiting for the other belgio to find someone to kurp though
>>153241421Subhuman but it's about Andrea Cambiaso
Kurp the changeling
>>153241517As I stare into the eyes of the own goleFIGC, I see them reaching for my soulI cannot erupt, I must concedeI cannot erupt, I must fuck up
What a difference a fit and playing Bremer makes
Business idea: good players
McKennie: “Spalletti is one of a kind. I've never had a coach like him in my career. Incredibly strong. I'm happy, even Bremer is happy. Everyone is happy to work with him.”Kalulu : “Spalletti is unique? Who said this? Bremer and McKennie? Wow. True that we play well, especially the results are going well too. Playing well and that's it isn't enough at this club. We're very happy, we have fun on the field"POSITION AS A FREE FULL-BACK - "I like that the choice is mine. Obviously I have directives, but then it depends on me, when I want to stay low and when instead high. This makes you think at every moment of the game. I like this freedom a lot, then at a defensive level I do my part too. The more you play, the better you feel"IN WHAT SPALLETTI HAS BEEN BETTER - "On the field we're all at ease, we can give our best. We're in the positions that let us express our football the best"
Did you know that cambiaso was in Bridger-Teton National forest on the 27th of August of 2021
Spalletti: “ We don’t want Icardi!”
Lole
>>153241880Cheerleading moment
Roma are interested in Ronaldo he might terminates his contract with al nassr
>Hiljemark will be Pisa's next coachWtf
>>153241947i cant see gasperseethi going along with that
>Jjust will attempt to sign Sorlotht.Di Marziuani
>>153242047Bullshit but I believe it
Snorloth edit already in the works
Alexander Slakoth
Renault Kangoo would be so good under Spalletti
>>153242072Yeah sounds like a Dimarziata but I rate him, Sborroth - Nico Nico Douga swap mkay
Moussa diaby to inter here we seethe
>Luciano Spalletti to Sky: “You need a player with certain characteristics like Kolo Muani to raise the level”.Funniest bit ever, he already did it for Hojlund and Balogun, he’s 100% gone in the summer if the clowns don’t find a striker in the next 24 hrs
Well well well, would you look at thatParliamentary inquiry + CODACONS investigation when?
>>153242043I don’t think Ronaldo would want to play for roma it will be harder to reach 1000 goals maybe he goes to turkey or moves to another club here we will see rn he’s seething and wants to terminate his contract
>>153242122The funny thing is how Kolo Muani wants to come too, PissG are literally just blocking the deal since the summer
Predict where exactly Bremer’s knees will explode
>>153238345
>>153242163It’s actually Spuds, PSG is ok with it
>>153242173My king, I wish I could go back time and visit your island
Randal & Jj - A forbidden love
>>153242116spuds just jumped in with a huge offer
Little saint james = mottiano plebZorro Ranch = Alegriano patrician
>Jeremy Jacquet to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for June 2026, as revealed. Understand fee is €60m plus €10m add-ons to Rennes. Jeremy has agreed personal terms with #LFC. Agreement done for summer 2026 for one of the most talented CBs in the world.How are players that aren't even known enough to be on La Liste going for €60m lmao
Jeremy Jacquet Cravatta
>>153242274>One season in Ligue 2 on loan, six months in Ligue 1 at Rennes, and he cost €60 million (potentially €70 million).Everything's fine.
Take off your pants and Jacquet
sky calcio clebbe - il senza jacquet
>>153242274as things stand, the world of football burns through talent on an annual basis with ever-worsening momentum
Jeremy Jacket & Pierre Pants
What happens if Kalulu gets [redacted]?
>The 8 matches with Tudor on the bench: 12 points (average 1.50) and 9 goals scored (average 1.12)>The 14 matches with Spalletti on the bench: 30 points (average 2.14) and 27 goals scored (average 1.92)4 of those 12 goals scored by Tudor's Jjust were against Inter btw, hope he never gets to coach >us again
>>153243178umm but dildiz gols o algo
Oh on no no no
>>153243311As if more proof was need that money, or a PolSci education, can't lead to good taste
>>153243388regardless of money, the faggot has never been capable of leading anyway
>>153243603Who is the Saar Lewis of Calcio?
>>153243613Paolo Montero
Amplifico mufa
/OurGirl/ cooked
>>153245261looks like pressure clamps, not piercings, she was in pain every second she wore that 'dress', reminds me of pic related thoughhad to cook all afternoon and missed the game, but it seems the lads adapted to buciano, good things to come
Do NOT look up where chappelle Roan when to summer camp and who donated a lot of money to that institution
With Milan hardly buying anyone, all the strikers injured and Shitlegri planning to play RLC as striker vs Bologna I think we will probably lose to either Bologna or the match after that and we will go down on the table
Good morning!>Mateta update: Crystal Palace are also waiting for news. As of now, they have not yet received any feedback from Milan. Strand Larsen is also on standby at the moment it’s a domino deal, and Palace are waiting for answers. Let’s see what happens.Magnus Dalpiez has arrived in Milano in order to complete his move from FC Bayern to AC Milan on loan with option to buy.>Milan, the future of the spear: Gimenez will start in the summer, Füllkrug in suspense. The investment for Gimenez has not been repaid and the club is oriented towards evaluating possible future offers. Füllkrug at 5M could be a deal, maybe as an escort bomberAlso business idea: Askatasuna but for /seriea/nons in bologna or napoli
Mat & ETA secret nationalistic polsci movement
Andrea Cambiaso is Jeffrey Epstein's illegitimate son
Facundo Pablo Expósito
