Gameweek 24 Results and Remaining Fixture:>LEEDS 0 ARSENAL 4WOLVES 0 BOURNEMOUTH 2>BRIGHTON 1 EVERTON 1CHELSEA 3 WEST HAM 2>LIVARPOOL 4 NEWCASTLE 1ASTON VILLA 0 BRENTFORD 1>MAN UNITED 3 FULHAM 1FOREST 1 PALACE 1>CHADSPURS 2 SHITTY 22nd February (20:00)>Sunderland vs Burnley
Im finkin kino ya no
fuck it this is the thread
How did the EPL become so good in the past few weeks wtf
Best league in the world. Continentals could never
>>153239634Couldn't have said it better myself
>>153239648Based European
>>153239644have been a few decent games yeahsick of set plays and corner fc cringe
>>153239684Arteta and Slot play such boring football.
>Arsenal are corners FC>gabriel looks like avon barksdaleCoincidence?
>>153239644
Liversissy is FUMING about this thread klenk. He's samefagging about how spurs are bad in his flop thread.
corr say what you like that was a thing of beauty
>>153239723Cheeky flick
We're already in the real thread>>153239650>>153239650>>153239650>>153239650>>153239650
>>153239714Avon? Mate's mum works there
>>153239730More replies in this so this is the real thread you seething scouse incel
>>153239723power of anime
>>153239730Stay in your containment thread, Liversissy. This was made first.
>>153239730what are you even mad about? you just HAVE to be the OP for some autistic reason?
>>153239741You got the pic of Solanke at the anime movie premiere?
Sex with spurschadsSmall willy arseanal sissies to wear cockcage and watch
>>153239753Mental illness crisis in Liverpool
>>153239756this one?
>>153239760>spurschadsTHAT'S RIGHT
>>153239604>2nd February (20:00)>>Sunderland vs Burnleycorr cant wait for this one
>>153239772Kino. He scored with the power of anime!
You’d have to be insane to think Man Utd are winning the league 12 points behind Arsenal Luckily though most of us here probably qualify
When will refs clamp down on this
>*scoots backwards* what do you call this defensive move?
>>153239723does it touch the city defender before the flick? seems like the city defender gives it all the goalward momentum and solanke was going to miss the flick or put it straight up in the air without that touch
>>153239801The Batty Manoeuvre
>>153239799The Chad Carrick
>>153239782Gonna make me stay up late on a work night this one
>>153239809nah dont think sothe first one was controversial mind
Arsenal have the same points that Liverpool had this time last season
under 24 hours of /trans/ lads 7pm Monday
>>153239836>work>not getting dole + carers allowance + pip for self diagnosed anxiety and adhdLmao I bet you pay tax you idiot
>>153239838Quality finish from my boy SOULanke
>>153239836Hahaha sorry I'm late Mr shekelberg please don't replace me with an Indian Fuck working mate never paid tax
>>153239860How much does that come to every month?
>>153239882I get 32k a year from bennies I used to get 22.5k a year working
>>153239873Based
>>153239714Put the word out on the street, we back up.
transfield
the controversial goalthey said he made contact and it was given to solankecan see it going the other way though honestly
Why does this thread feel so natural while the flop thread feels like its one seething liversissy samefagging? Genuine question...
Comprehensive Dave Victory.
>>153239913MY SIDES
>>153239923he always does thisdunno why he cares so much bit sad suppose its the mocking when his threads flop
>>153239923>the “non-schizo” thread actually has the schizo in it Also funny how the Canadian flag hasn’t appeared in here
>>153239921Not only is that not Solankes goal, it's also a foul as he kicked the defender first
>>153239921Guehi makes the foul imo
>>153239921pretty clear all the momentum comes from the defender's touch>>153239913you've done it again
>>153239956he steps in front of him as hes kicking and his toe touches the ballfeels harsh to not give it as a goal, few enough in this game without not giving that
>>153239944>>153239946I've noticed that certain flags only post in the flop threads...
>>153239978It's a clear free kick he fouls the defender, he's not in control of the ball
>merino injured long term>arsenal expected to make loan to coverWhich Chelsea player are they looking at?
Is West Ham getting relegated?
>>153239984his left foot is 1cm away and his right toe kicks outhow much more in control can you be
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds are fallingggggggg apart agaaain
>>153239998Cucurella
>>153240006How can he be in control when he's not able to reach the ball without kicking the defenders ankle Clearly PGMOLivarpool rigging it for Arsenal
>>153239921Yeah, you can see why it can be disallowed quite easily. I want to say I don't want those to be disallowed but then there are times when a defender makes a tackle and goes through a player to get the ball and those always seem like a foul to me.
>>153240011My favourite Joy Division song
>>1532400016 points off leeds and forest9 points off palace and spursnot guaranteed, think it could be leeds personally
Spurs chads what happened to the 75min walk out?
>>153240027What are the fixtures looking like
>>153240029are solanke with a cheeky flick simple as
State of the samefagging in Liversissy's thread... is he not embarrassed?
>>153240045wet spam have burnley next, obvious must winleeds have forest next, obvious must winbig weekend for both
>>153240048>right come on let’s do the walk out>errr no. We’re drawing
>>153240069Forest can get something from Leeds
Can jump quite high this fella. The look on Mainoo's face kek.
>>153240079could see west ham on 23 and leeds on 26 not over
All of the comments on this video are Germans congratulating Traore KEK
>>153240116kek rare based germans
>>153240069Would love for Forest to go down, the fat greek bastard deserves it
>>153240102Gonna be tight for the relegation battle. Only guaranteed relegation is Wolves.
>>153240116Joao Pedro shit himself the fanny
>>153240131They sacked Ange months ago ???
>>153240141I would if I had a human bull running at me
>>153240138burnley are done mate come on
>>153240154Enough about what your Mrs gets up to at the weekend
>>153240155I still believe
city fans are already turning on semenyo
>>153240147he's talking about the other fat greek bastard, whom appointed the aforementioned greek bastard(then proceeded to sack him after he lost every game).
>>153240147Kekd>>153240167Oi cheeky bastard
What would you do in this situation?
>>15324004865 mil for that flukey POS?fuck off pal
>>153240178Why? He was their best player today. Looks very strong in challenges. Haaland however hasn't scored in 7 years.
>>153240188Spark the roidhead out cos he's soft as shit
>>153240147yeah sorry I meant the other fat greek bastard
>man>ageBecause we're aging men
>>153240188Turn 360 and run away
>>153240223>rent>boysbecause we're renting boys
I can't stop sucking a fat old man off who lives down the road
>>153240223>bell >endbecause it's the end of a ringing bell
>>153240211Easy mistake >>153240236Mr Epstein?
>>153240223history is ‘his story’
>>153240246Based Liverpool fan
>>153240203loads of posts like this
>>153240250>>153240267Keep em coming kek
>>153240223woah
>>153240278Should've got Harry Kane if they wanted to see dribbling
He's using his Canadian VPN in the flop thread. I honestly feel bad for him.
>>153240188set it as my background
>>153240223Funniest thing is that he gives them LEGO breaks like he's teaching special ed kids
>>153240311How has he managed to flop like a dead fish KLENK
>>153240327nah i get it
>>153240339Thought that was Saka
What’s the verdict on Isak?
>>153240358Big smelly flop. £150M and it's like he's not even playing most games...
>>153240339thats evertons new man
>>153240369Sukayo Baka
>>153240311zesty rage
>>153240369fink they still have a few like him left to play lego at chels
>>153240369This isn’t Saka?Seriously have I become a racist? Looks just like him
>>153240369>>153240339
>>153240392just another england international
>>153240392Probably scores more than saka
This is the thread
>>153240392Even the Chelsea players call him "Evil Saka".
>>153240415does that schizo in the other one think we cant tell he is replying to himself? kek
Casemiro has more EPL goals this season than Saka. Only one of them is considered finished.
>wake up>Villa 0-1 Brentford>United 3-2 Fulham>Tottenham 2-2 CityAre United really going to get top 4?
>>153240431He's genuinely schizo so probably thinks his VPN personalities are real people
>>153240444United are winning the league
>>153240444Possibly 3rd at this point. Top 6 will probably be1. Arsenal2. City3. United 4. Chelsea5. Villa6. Liverpool
>>153240434Are you suggesting Saka is finished? Because I agree. He’s made from rice crispies. Whereas Casemiro is crucial to this United team
>>153240444unless the new manager bounce new manager flops then yeah could dojudging from recent form though we will get a /mug/ or 2 before the end
I've seen enough, stats don't show it yet but Lammens is the best utd signing since Bruno. And it's not just from the contrast of having the two clowns between the sticks before.
>>153240470Gonna be a shame when Anderson replaces him in the summer. Love Uncle Casemiro.
>>153240479Lammens makes good saves every game so far.
>>153240479Mbuemo is clearly their best signing this season. Yes you can argue Lammens but any keeper would be an improvement from Onana/Bayinder
We're all in here>>153239650>>153239650>>153239650>>153239650
>>153240493Mbeumo and Cunha are both coming good and Dorgu was looking VERY promising before his injury. Wish I had the vids of his goals against Newcastle and Arsenal. Lad has a rocket for a foot.
>>153240493Mbuemo wasn't cheap and is in his prime right now. Lammens is young and essentially costed peanuts.
>>153240498No but you're in here.
>>153240493i wonder if they're going to promote vitek into the first team/squad next season, he seems to be doing well in the championship
>>153240498>wereIt’s funny how accurate this is
>>153240526I think Gabriel will be the next 1st team promotion.
>>153240526Didn't he just concede 5 to derby
>we're all in here*links thread with less replies than this one*Liversissy is drunk on cum again
>>153240522You've done him.>>153240498He's done you.
>>153240544Spurschad wins usually do this to him
On a serious note, if Carrick gets 3rd or 4th should he get the job? Im not a United fan but I find his playstyle very entertaining. It reminds me of prime barclays with blooters every week.
>>153240481never happening I'm afraidwill probably end up getting rinsed for a shitter like wharton
>>153240561Did his step dad support spurs or something?
>>153240564IF he can keep them playing entertaining football and get them in the CL, there's no reason to replace him.
>>153240267this was unironically what my history teacher pulled in school
>>153240577Anderson is going to United. Was on the phone with his agent last night.
>>153240564It doesn’t matter when sir Jim and glazers loom over the club ready to cut further job losses. Shit trickles down from top in any organisation imo
>>153240557He's been done.>>153240582I agree but I've seen some online saying he shouldn't get the job no matter the results. Seems odd to me because why replace something that works?
Liversissy has ran out of ideas to samefag his flop thread. You just KNOW his breathe reeks of shit.
>>153240606replacing Casemiro and potentially also Bruno will be a bigger issue
>>153240611+ the £500M they spent. You would think they Improve NOT get worse...
>>153240622Fernandes is staying. United makes decisions based on what gets the most engagement on socials and Fernnades is guaranteed (you)s.
>>153240597Ferguson managed it
Why can't we just clone Sir Alex like dolly the sheep
>>153240619Embarrassing little scrote he is
>>153240646If not for Amorim he would’ve left in the summer btw
>>153240675What if he's born as an 80 year old man
>>153240685Nah he'd stay. Told me.
>>153240691One season would do
>>153240712Sir Michael Carrick will get the job done. He's already bodied Arteta and Pep.
>>153239684Seethe. Cope and dilate you miserable twat.
this israeli shlag abbi is obnoxious and annoying. unfortunate she doesn't get beat up by the husband everytime the national team loses
>>153240742Is she Israeli fuck I thought she was just an English slag wanked a few loads to her
>>153240742Who
>>153240606They probably expressed that opinion as soon as he was announced and are too dumb to back down.
>>153240752too late for ya now, the mossad got your sperm in their bank. the world's most powerful dark magick rituals are done with semen
>>153240842Frustrating when an idiot doubles down instead of admitting theyre wrong
Mad how there's more replies ITT despite liverschizo samefagging with a VPN in the flop thread
>>153240851Wish they'd send me a big tit jewess with a hairy minge I'd join their side
>>153240851Source
>>153239717>you might not like this
>>153240868The quality of that thread is horrendous. I took a peak and all the posts are cringe gimmicks with the canadian vpn replying some generic phrase to bump.Suprised they haven't been rang banned yet given that they blatantly ban evade.
HOW does Thomas Frenk still have a job?
>>153240920I just wait for the mong to stop at night so I can alert the mods to their off topic posting and other offences such as racsim and trolling. Proper rattles the canuck. Thank GOD for on topic football discussions threads like this one. Hoping West Ham go down.
>>153240950He's chill like that
>>153240887nut on abbi sommers and see the disasters that ensue upon ye
>>153240980I just cant take women's opinions on football seriously
1. Arsenal2. United3. City4. Chelsea5. Liverpool6. Brentford7. Villat. ball knower, screencap this
>>153240995He ain't asking you to take her opinions seriously just her Yiddish pussy magic
>>153241021Screen capping rn
>>153241053She's not my type. More of a Stuntpegg guy.
>>153241132Thank you for your sacrifice
Dominic Solanke back in 2024: "The Arsenal shirt was the first football shirt I ever got." "My dad was an Arsenal fan, so I used to follow them. I went to a few Emirates Cups back in the day"
>>153240593It will be Baleba and he will be utter shit
>>153241169Its mostly a gay liverpool fan who reports all of these btw
>>153241152David reported that
>>153241219Looted their own
kill Canadians, behead Canadians, roundhouse kick Canadians into the concrete, slam dunk a Canadian baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Canadians, defecate into Canadians food, launch Canadians into the sun, stir fry Canadians in a wok, toss Canadians into active volcanoes, urinate into Canadian’s gas tank, Judo throw Canadians into a wood chipper, twist Canadians heads off, report Canadians to the IRS, karate chop Canadians in half, curb stomp pregnant Canadians, trap Canadians in quicksand, Crush Canadians in the trash compactor, liquify Canadians in a vat of acid, eat Canadians, dissect Canadians, stomp Canadian skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Canadians in the oven, lobotomize Canadians, mandatory abortions for Canadians, grind Canadian fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Canadians in fried chicken grease, vaporize Canadians with a raygun, kick old Canadians down the stairs, feed Canadians to alligators, slice Canadians with a katana.
Hoggers has been going hog wild all weekend
>>153239913
60m for a 20 year old that comes in the summeris he that good or is this another wirtz/isak case os having to massively overpay
>>153242084Is Isa Slot the recruitment manager by any chance
>>153242084>team rebuildthey literally just spent 500m last summer and are having to rebuild already. Liverpool are staffed by trannies, top to bottom.
>>153242084Chelsea have been SNUBBEDI repeat chelsea have been SNUBBED Do not let them memory hole this
>>153242311Chequebook Slot cant win without £500M more
>>153242385Chelsea is above Liverpool in the table mate
>>153242378he does meet the description of every chelsea signing kek
Liverpool evidently have money to blow but they're all unusual signings. It seems like they have more money than brains desu. Why didn't they get Andrea Berta?
city and spurs :)
What, no /mug/ today?
Can't wait to see what the 5am bandit will cook up tonight.
>Fulham have agreed €37m package with PSV Eindhoven for Ricardo Pepi!>All agreed also on personal terms. >Final step needed: PSV looking for replacement on the market.a fucking yank
>Aston Villa lost 1-0 at home against 10-man Brentfordmight need to watch motd for once
>>153242597no refunds
>>153242643when you google search him the first image is him spittingwhich is what i want to do when i see a yank in my /epl/ *spits*
>>153242574NEVER EVER
offside?
Will arselel be held accountable for their crimes against football
>>153243135You need more immigration so should’ve held accountable for your crimes against the EU.
>>153240444we;re going 2nd m8
>20>black>another sarr yeah im thinking chels are back
>>153243169they took Anselmino away from his original loan club (Dirtmund) only to spit him to Strasbourg btw
var checks the ball going out at the opposite side of the pitch before a goal? seems mental no
yo they changed the title 'Amorim: Unemployed' to this
>>153243248If it's part of the same passage of play then I think it always gets checked?
>>153243275what counts as a passage of play though
>>153243279I think it's when the ball is actively in play without changing possession but I might be wrong about that. So if it goes out or there's a free kick or the other team gets it, I think that ends that passage of play. But then again a team can just kick the ball about for like 50 passes against some shit team so I don't know if there's a limit to it or what
>>153243323just feels wrong when the ball literally couldnt be further from where the goal took place why not do the same for corners that were given incorrectly that resulted in a goal
Liversissy had a mad one earlier lmao. 240 samefagged replies. That's a new record.Anyway, Arsenal are running away with the league and it looks like United and Chelsea can climb higher.
>>153243384dunno why jannies dont do anything about thread splitting like thatboard is already dead and they just fuck it up further
>>153243384Chelsea only played frauds under the 'man age' man (Pafos, Conte's Napoli in CL, Wet Sham, downtrodden Palace) meanwhile United under Carrick have beat Pep, Arteta and Fulham which is the 2nd most in-form team for the last 8 league matches.
>>153243383>why not do the same for corners that were given incorrectly that resulted in a goalThey're going to do that in the WC, aren't they? Not if they score but just in general I think. And the reason why they're not being given right now is probably because it's a different passage of play since the ball would have had to go out of play for it to be a corner in the first place. So passage of play has ended and a new one starts when the corner is taken. Again, I'm not 100% on the actual rules though
>>153243419its almost 1am aw what is wrong with your head and life
Mantroony is a United and Spurs supporter kek, can't make this shit up
>>153243415Nobody compares to Chadrrick
>>153242084Who knows. Buying defenders, especially young and from foreign leagues always take time to develop. If I had to guess konate is still leaving, just not to Madrid. Plus they still have that Italian kid they bought last summer they have to figure out was worth the money.
>>153243047you know it wasnt mbeumo because then it would have been on 100%
>>153243523kek
>>153243419We don't use offensive slurs here
>>153243398Liversissy keeps evading the bans. That's why you see Canadian flags in all of his threads. Btw Jamie Carragher just said that the football HAS NOT left Casemiro.
>fenerbahce canceled Jhon Duran loan and will be sent to zenit instead. Dude only wants money and goals
will pep survive beyond the season? city probably prefers to keep him but it's like he's given everything he can to the club
what is blud looking at?
>>153243714Saw Liversissy in the crowd and immediately thought of battering him
Uncle Casemiro winning the EPL this season before retiring is objectively the best ending
How long is his hair going to get before Man United wins 5 in a row?
>>1532451072 weeks
carrick needs to only win 1 game against tottenham to have a better record vs tottenham than amorim ever diddude's fucking cancerous
Big fan of Amad Diallo. Every video I see of him on TikTok is him trolling his teammates.
just try and score
>the new liverpool cb is called jack it
do you like some turgid footie that at least can make you safe from lots of shots but still make you unable to win games?
>>153245972>The team was losing lots of games and playing awful to watch football but it was really great because the theory underpinning WHY they were playing that badly was solid>The team is winning lots of games and playing entertaining to watch football but it is really awful because the theory underpinning WHY they are playing so well is unsoundThese faggots would have been completely unable to comprehend Fergieball, all they can comprehend is dots being moved on a magnetic board.
>>153245949kek, what are the french like
>>153245972>>153245980I question if these sorts of people even understand the concept of enjoyment.>Founder/CEO of MOJO-CX, AI-powered B2B SaaS for Contact Centres. £6.5m raised. Performance analytics. Football insight. All I have is correct opinions…Ah. That explains it.
like a bit of transfer deadline day me
>>153243419>>153245901kwabtake a hint aw, not welcome you freak
>>153245836Will be funny when van Dijk starts having a tantrum as he's slowly phased out of the team.
>2 /epl/ threads upwhy do you assholes allow this?
>>153246165if you look at the other thread the first 100 posts are just samefaggingwhat can you do against that level of mental illness when jannies dont just delete it
>>153246170>first 100 posts are just samefaggingreally? fuck this gay shit
Arsenal just bought tonali i think
>>153245949eh jack it lit?
>>153246198doubt newcastle would let him go unless he forces it
>>153246165It's fucking cancer and has completely ruined the general.
new rule: anyone makes a thread before 500, tell them to fuck off and die. then the first thread linked after 500 is the new official thread, provided it doesn't have 200 posts already i.e. it is a general splitting thread
>>153246202They just refused to sell 6th choice midfielder Joe Willock, they aren't selling Tonali.
why does Ole get mocked more than any other Man Utd manager? nigga got a 2nd and a 3rd in two consecutive seasons. name another manager that had done that since Fergie. pro-tip: you can't
>>153246198he signed a new contract less than a week ago
https://x.com/GeronimoMorgans/status/2018068344067514651?s=20will the PGMOL do anything about this raging roidhead(who also takes thyroxine) or do city get favorable treatment once again?i imagine if anyone else said what rodri have said here they will get instantly punished and banished beyond the shadow realm.
>>153246259the irony is he should have been off but got away with 2 clear second yellows before the ref let pep sub him
>>153246259Kicking Guehi's leg is a foul
>>153246257really? on transfermarkt it doesn't say that. just says his contract expires in 2028 and that he signed in 2023
>>153246259The other week when Pep was calling out the referees, he was literally being praised for "creating an us vs them mentality". Don't bother trying to make sense of any of it.
>>153246273i don't believe it's enough for a foul for me, it's really a call that can go either waybut even if you were to suggest it should be a foul, guehi stamps on solanke's foot before he shoots, which should be a pen
>>153246273think youre in a small minority with that opinionall the ex players and pundits have been saying it wasnt
CONFIRMED: Sandro Tonali's agent is pushing for an Arsenal move.— @indykaila
>>153246275It expires in 2029
>>153246292corr you know its heating up as a sure thing when indy comes in
>>153246259thyroxine is legal
where is he going
>>153246316palace or west ham
>>153246291At least on MOTD, they seem to think that it may technically be a foul by the modern standards of refereeing, but common sense has prevailed in this particular case and allowed the goal to stand. A bit like how there was no irrefutable evidence for the ball going out of play during the Villa goal, but the refs used their common sense to say it did go out.
>>153246333to me both should be goalsthe villa one went from the opposite side of the pitch, several passes, a shot, a save, and then a goaljust ridiculous that it matters if it was out by 1mm all that time earlier if it wasn't seen no need for var there
Merse and Morrison baffled by Jacquet summer arrival at Liverpool
>>153246302even if you don't have hypothyrodism?
>>153246361Rennes will be laughing
>>153246376it's pretty useless as it is since all it does is increase the t4 production and you still need to convert all those t4 into t3, now if he's taking something like cynomel or other active t3 drugs then it's a different story
Still can't get over the fact that Dango Watara is not a Japanese name.
>>153246412why would it be useless?thyroxine increases metabolism, mentation, heart rate and enhances fat burning and muscle formation. thyroid hormone is essential for all kinds of bodily activities.anyhow, ofc i don't have any personal confirmation whether he does or does not take thyroid homrones, but the hair loss of the outer thirds of eyebrows is a telltale sign of thyroid dysfunction. specially with all the dodgy rumors that have been out about pep and his "doctors" in barcelona and bayern.
>>153246361e-jacquet-lit?
fock itreportin any post about spursyestday was as bad ass it gets
>>153246361probably because he's played about 10 games in his entire career
>>15324645186 according to Wiki with 37 of them at a top flight level
he can't be expected to play under these conditions
>>153246469>by BEN WILLCOCKS intersting name
it went well
just over 7 hours until /trans/ get the rope /terf/ bros
>>153246361Another £60m player I've never heard of
LOCK IN my fellow Jews we WILL lose our next game I promise you this
>>153246661>not going to post with a funny team name>but will post in the split thread posted after/epl/ is hopeless at this point
>EXCL: Arsenal open discussions with Hearts FC on Scottish talent James Wilson, 18 year old striker already capped for the National Team.>Initial loan deal being discussed club to club.why are arsenal helping rangers/celtic
>>153240223chelseac we're almost in hell, see
>>153242084>jeremy jacket
Simon Jordan RIPS into Rodri and calls him a MOANING FAGGOT, calls for his deportation back to spain IMMEDIATELY.
>>153246803Save it for your containment thread aw
>Simon Adingra to AS Monaco, here we go! Verbal agreement done with Sunderland.>Understand it’s a deal worth €1m with €17m buy option clause. Visa being sorted and medical next.
>>153247009replacement for Akliouche
>>1532470093rd club in 6 months?
>>153247009replaced with this lad apparently who seems a bit if an unknown
>Jérémy Jacquet chose Liverpool over Chelsea in the last 48 hours after learning that Mamadou Sarr may be returning and with Chelsea turning down offers to sell Josh Acheampong.players and agents starting to realise what their business model is? kek
>Sheffield United reach full agreement with Manchester City to sign Kalvin Phillips. Deal in place between clubs for straight loan until end of season - no buy option. 30yo #MCFC midfielder undergoing medical before completing #SUFC switch
some reports that mateta failed the medical to milan with a dodgy knee and they wont go for it
>Xabi Alonso expected to be on three-man shortlist to succeed Pep Guardiola>Exclusive: Enzo Maresca also among contenders to replace current manager with Cesc Fabregas gaining admirers across Europe
>>153247070wonder if forest will try againpalace just seems like a sinking ship everyone wants out of
>>153247076read somewhere Leicester are trying to get Maresca back kek
>>153247039WHO>>153247048WHO>>153247009WHO
Surely some PL club must want Saint-MaximinSeems like a Fulham player
>>153247070yeah sky are reporting it now
>>153247105the lad who left his club for racism? kek
>>153247107>milan sent an italian doctor who told them to not go aheaditalian racism by the sounds of it
>>153247076Would this count as another snub for Liverpool if Xabi takes the City job?
>>153247128mateta sounds italian tho
>>153247100>WHOand yet one of those is a 60m signing
>>153247128cant be doing that in black history monthdoc will be lucky to get out of the yookay without a word from the police
>>153245836Who
finkin i might put a £5 on romano tweeting about ornstein
The united fan transitioned
>>153247206>finally get 5 wins>lad gets a bob
>AC Milan pull out of Jean-Philippe Mateta transfer from Crystal Palace - the Athletic
>>153247214coming out and saying he failed the medical toowho is going to want him at that point
Almost brought Mateta into my FPL. Glad to have avoided this mess.
>>153247222should reduce his fpl price if he has a bad knee tbqh
>>153247064apparently city will pay his wages still its just to get him minutes
>>153247064>Rodwell>PhillipsBamford getting the band back together kek
>>153247242Yeah but he wont play kek
>Sandro Tonali was offered to Arsenal by his representatives — but no talks took place with Newcastle United, and nothing will develop before Monday’s deadline.>Tonali’s agent made contact with Arsenal sporting director Andrea Berta, a player long admired by the club. >However, with Newcastle unwilling to sell at this stage and the asking price far beyond Arsenal’s reach, the situation will not progress. Tonali is set to remain at St James’ Park.
>Cristiano Ronaldo's contract in Saudi Arabia includes a clause allowing him to leave Al-Nassr in June 2026 >There are European and American clubs interested in signing him.>(Source: RECORD) >REMINDER: Ronaldo is a major investor in Cofina Media, a prominent Portuguese media group that owns the sports daily newspaper Record. corr you dont fink...
Jeremy Jacket? I swear to fucking god, they're just making up players at this point
ACUN HAD A DREAM
>>153247637dunno what youre talking about m8 60m well spent on a legend
>>153247644you reckon they make the players and coaches do the tiger claw thing in training to practice
>Dean Henderson on the bad form: “To be quite honest with you, inside the building we know exactly why that is and it’s not to be spoken about outside.”
>>153247621bit embarrassing that for newcastle, imagine one of your "adored' players contacts another premier league club in the january window asking to leave.shambolic from the toon army
fanks for the yiddo-frendly threads ladsthe other one corrr made me furyus
>United appeared for a last minute SNUBOh no no no
>>153247691deary me
>>153247644Hope Hull City get promoted
>>153247688me kickin out the aw's from /epl/ visualised
How many for Big Ben next game?
>>153247691Ohhhh the SNUBbing
>>1532477105 bongs coming up for big ben in a few minutes if i recall correctly ladshall be outside counting them myself
fock sake still fewmin
>Celtic have rejected Nottingham Forest’s third bid worth £25m bid for Arne Engelslearn the pecking order forest you aint bigger than celtic boy
>>153247629>Cristiano Ronaldo is not in Al Nassr's squad today amid reports in Portugal that he has gone on strike
>>153247802people hyping up Villa in the last two months in the MUD.
>The Frenchman will need knee surgery to fully recover and would be out for 3 to 4 months.cheeky fuckers thinking they can sell him in that state in the winter
>>153247833LOLCrystal palace collapsing
>Tottenham are set to sign Hearts teenage striker James Wilson on an initial loan deal. Arsenal were in talks with Hearts over a move for the 18-year-old in a deal that was effectively a six-month trial. But Wilson has agreed to join Spurs in a deal that includes an option to buy at the end of the season.SNUBsenal!
>>153247900>James Wilsonsounds too white for the arse
saving face or did someone make it up
>>153247986Just looking at that picture of his agent, you can tell he's a bullshitter.
>Newcastle United are to take action after a young club mascot was left alone in the middle of the pitch before Saturday's defeat at Liverpool.>The girl walked out with the players prior to the 4-1 loss at Anfield and lined up alongside the visitors as they shook hands with Arne Slot's side.>But footage from TikTok user @doubleh8596 captures Newcastle's sole mascot being left on her own as the players then rush off to the touchline to hand over their track jackets pre-match.what the fuck is newcastle's problem
>>153248013never trust a giuseppenot racist just how it is
>>153248025Saw this earlier, fucking baffling how she was abandoned.
>>153248025its bad the players dont take responsibility and let the kiddies down but at the end of the day they have a lot theyre thinking aboutclubs should have some tarts making sure it goes smoothly by the pitch
>Fulham have reportedly rejected an offer from Everton for midfielder Harry Wilson.>Mateta set to stay at Palaceexciting times, transfer window its heating up
bit of an antisemetic goal
>>153247833Steve Parish had the pliers out
1 hour to go
>>153248104Easily the most boring January transfer deadline day since the Covid season.
>>153239650everyone in here till we hit bump limit since that's the thread with the most replies. then we can come back in here and only go into the new thread when we've hit 500 in here
>>153248128>move to a 450 post /epl/ threadthats usually when the new gets made kekshant be doing that
>>153248144yeah probably you make it before 500 to be a cunt and ruin the general, fuck off and dieeveryone in the other thread and we'll jump back in here at bump limit
>>153248168i havent made any threads you weird sperg
>>153248168this one was made first
>>153248168>everyone in the other thread and we'll jump back in here at bump limitbecause you said so? are you the thread prefect kek
>>153248025Trippier forgot he was captain
>the way he's gone about trying to get out of Selhurst Park has left a bit of a sour taste in supporters' mouthCan't blame him for trying to force a move to Milan from fucking Palace
>>153248179i agree with that. i said it here>>153248205i would just make an exception for this time. do you agree with my other rules? if so, please encourage others to follow them>>153248180it's a lot simpler if you just follow what i said so we're all in the same thread. it doesn't have to be a huge discussion
>>153248232mate youre literally not a prefect stop this autism and just post in the first thread
>>153248241i already said to post in the first thread in my rules that i linked to in the other thread.i accept the rule we all post in the first made thread so there is no split. i think we all need to make our voices clear though whenever there's a 2nd threadthis thread splitting needs to stop now
Man United's fight for top4 is more entertaining than Arsenal's fight for the league.There. I said it.
>>153248068Good goal
>>153248269No-one gives a shit about Manchester United getting the opportunity to embarrass themselves in Europe next season when they have to play more than one game a season.
>Here we go: Peter Mandelson to HMP Belmarsh. Terms agreed subject to final paperwork. Belmarsh fought off interest from Pentonville and Wandsworth to sign the much sought-after prolific wrongun.
>>153248285Wrong. They're the biggest club and get the most viewers every week.
>>153248291How long is the contract
corr 30 minutes anything could happen
>>153248325I'm hearing rumblings coming from Everton
>>153248291Labour fc got a few more that could be snapped up. Prison fc will be better for it.
>>153239720WHOS THIS ABSOLUTE WANKER IN A LIVERPOOL SHIRT
>>153248338thats just scousers wailing and wallowing in abject misery
cam on someone give us a big surprise
>>153248325nothing ever happens
>>153248347Ive got a big suprise :)
>>153248357What is it?
>>153248368who the fook is this gay CUNT in a Liverpool FC jacket
>>153248377KLENK
>>153248363Will be telling at 7pm
>Engels to Forest from Celtic - Rejected>Wilson to Tottenham from Hearts - Here we goWhen is the last time a transfer from the premiership resulted in a superstar or even a good consistent performer (to the prem)? O Riley was good and he got immediately booted to Marseille where he did not get consistent time. Is Jota still injured?
Liversissy is going to waste his limited time on earth spamming his thread to feign popularity So sad
which of these happen then
2bh, if we create a bunch of new threads that shit up the catalog it might make the mods take noticewe don't have to use them of course
>>153248392Can’t wait :D
>>153248399Is Wilson good?
>>153248422Jeremy Faguet and Larsen are confirmed i think
>>153248382gay name must be a right BENDER
get this, Wirtz has a dog named Zoomer
>>153248423Nobody uses Liversissy threads anyway he just replies to himself all night klenk
>>153248441alright thats pretty funny, he can ghost for the rest of the season
>>15324842412 minutes to go!
>>153248449idk, man. i counted 4 replies with 2 mins. there has to be other people in there
>Seny Dieng has failed a medical at Feyenoord. >Middlesbrough had bought a replacement, meaning they’re now left with four goalkeepers in their first team squad.
Manure got SNUBBED KEK
>>153248457A VPN nonce sadly...His main alter ego is a canadian who is known for having breathe that REEKS of shit.
So does Tottenham just got lot injury? Yeh? or bad like just?
>>153248457I posted in there just to spice things up a bit sorry
>strand larsen>mateta with a broken kneepalace are BACK
>>153248440He certainly is>>153248482Spurs is fucked brev... dem man had their legs put in a spliff
>>153248478>breatheYou're an Indian mantroony, your shit club got gazumpedLearn English
>>153248487same just wanted to wind up the prefect a little hehe
>>153248495Off topic post. This thread is for football discussion.
Just saw this in /arse/
>Crystal Palace reach agreement with Everton over potential deal for Dwight McNeil. Fee ~£20m in place & 26yo #EFC winger undergoing medical before proposed #CPFC move. Race against time to complete + not guaranteed; may require deal sheet
>>153248489Apparently they needed to offload Mateta to help the finances
Why do Sky Sports even bother with deadline day coverage anymore? Clubs are run by professionals who mostly prefer to do their business early and in the summer now. They're not run by dodgy wheeler dealers taking bungs and trafficking players against their wills anymore.
>>153248462Can never have too many goalkeepers - Southgate
>>153248510Good buy
>Arsenal no go sign anybody on Deadline Day o! >Sky Sports' Gary Cotterill dey yan from Emirates say:>"E be like say Arsenal no go sign any player for this Deadline Day.">"So, who dem been dey yarn with for the past few hours? We know say e no be Tonali for sure.">"As e be, na so e still dey for Arsenal. Mikel [Arteta] no fit find person wey go replace Mikel [Merino]."
is this the dave samefagging 400 posts thread? shame he can't spend that energy being a plastic supporter for his fave corporation i mean football club
>>153248536actually i'm here and i haven't posted in atleast a month or two.
>>153248520The relegation clubs usually offload players in January
this lad called harry wilson that plays for fulham, he's honestly a really good player, why is there no apparent interest in him?think my dear arsenal should buy him once trossard runs his contract down, he also plays as a versatile winger me thinks?
>>153248536I posted ITT and I just got back from a 2 month holiday so...
>>153248456Go on then bud
>>153248552
nothing ever happens
>>153248561GF TO ANON FC! HERE. WE. GO. Deal agreed on last night. All documents signed.
>>153248557Please don't joke about this just because i myself haven't posted since last yearIt devalues my own personal truths
>>153248552Should try buying a striker that isn’t complete shit first
>>153248552They will buy sorloth
>>153248536Just remind him of his most recent ban. He pisses himself knowing he can get got. As a matter of fact in the other thread there’s already five of his posts that are considered spammy ;)
>>153248575LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO. Anon FC get their man!
Very bitter and cold out today, hope the lads playing in the Sunderland vs Bumley match got some gloves on
>>153248591kek
>>153248590Fair enough. Not all of us are terminally online. Not pointing fingers, don't really care desu
>>153248552he's currently leaving fulham on a free in June, no need to move now
>boring transfer windowsurely sunderland vs burnley will save monday night football
>>153248592Small club with a big dream!
NEXT>>153248349>>153248349>>153248349
Will Wilson go back to Liverpool then for salad
>>153248646>50 posts early Kys
>>153248646link it again at 500
>>153248646Nobody's in there mate
>>153248646You're killing the board with this faggotry
Everytime I watch footy with my dog my team wins
So are wolves already get relegated then or is there still a statistical chance?Not been following that end of the table much recently
I prefer this thread because it isnt getting spammed with random shit. Its just a few lads actually talking about football.
>>153248688hes a good boy
>>153248688I hope your dog gets cancer mantroony you hasidic mongoloid, guess you don't watch much with your mutt since your shit club manchester dilated lost a lot of football matches this season
>>15324870714 games left they could still get 50 points and end mid table
>>153248721Kek
>>153248721based BTFO him
>>153248707Too far gone for a comeback imo>>153248712This is the comfy thread>>153248720The best >>153248721Kys. 10,000 of you is worth less than 1 dog.
Link our suggestions lads.I'll send the best 3 to the FA
>>153248725what are the odds on that? my wolfies and wet spammies are due for a revival before the end of the season
>>153239723Kino tbf
>>153248740Why does /fa/ have its own trophy
>>153248738>10,000Make that 96(,000)
>>153248721thats not very nice
>>153248742close to 0leeds are probably catchable by west ham
>>153248580vikor gyokeres just needs more time, he will soon remind them......>>153248627well i had no idea about that, devastating for fulham i think, could have easily fetched a 60m fee or something similar for him.
>>153239723When the fuck was conor gallagher at spuds? Grim, coming from Madrid.
>>153239850Nobody cares about Liverpool.
>>153248752Kekd and Jotad
boy oh boy did dave's brother do a number on him. YIKES!
>>153239838Why is such a robust creative attacker at totternumb of all places? Atleast he gets champions league
>>153248765you constantly post about them so yes you care about liversnub, you mention them more than your transchester dilated
>>153248765I care about them getting conference league football next season.
hate to admit it, but dave has liversissy on the ropes right now
>>153248777Checked. He will be at a big club in 2 years.
new thread>>153248349
>>153248777>>153248555I got trips in both threads, i am the master of /epl/ and i've only been back for an hour
Oh shit is this where the characterhilarity is happening? Haha love this shit! Literally never gets old haha!Guys! Guys! DAVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH. OH WAIT NO NO NO! TEH LIVERSISSY HAHAHAHAHAHAH TEH LIVERSISSSY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HEY GUYS! TEH ENIC PROTEST!!! TEH ENIC PROTEST HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO FUNNY AND NEVER GETS BORING!!!! :D
>>15324878915 posts early
>>153248789>Football discussionFuck off mate I'm not interestedREMEMBER GEORDIE BASTARD (SCOT) HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!! :D
>>153248793Based
>>153248800Boringnonce melty
>>153248786He's having a proper melty itt
>>153248800rare good post reminds me i need a few more filters
>>153248800This, but unironically.
>Oh shit is this where the characterhilarity is happening? Haha love this shit! Literally never gets old haha!>Guys! Guys! DAVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH. OH WAIT NO NO NO! TEH LIVERSISSY HAHAHAHAHAHAH TEH LIVERSISSSY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA>HEY GUYS! TEH ENIC PROTEST!!! TEH ENIC PROTEST HAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO FUNNY AND NEVER GETS BORING!!!! :D
I reckon we make a new thread when this one reaches bump
>>153248814>>153248829the lad is baiting desperately so /epl/ chads come back to his dead thread LOL
>>153248740Die MeisterDie BestenLes grandes équipesThe FA Cup!
>>153248740Stormzy mixtape
>>153248835Im thinking of making a /comfyepl/ thread
which thread is the successor to this one? really don't want to go back to these schizo posters
NEW THREAD >>153248349>>153248349>>153248349>>153248349>>153248349
>>153248861There will be a new thread up soon i think, someone else is making it though
>>153248861if there are enough not schizo posters, the thread won't be schizo
just post in the new thread even if it was made early by a schizoschizos will follow /epl/ around regardless splitting is just annoying
>>153248880>>153248880>>153248880Comfy epl thread. Not to be confused with /epl/.
>>153248885>normal title>normal picrel>normal text >no tranny references or clubbaiting
>>153248888Fuck off Liversissy
>>153248888based
