Countdown to the Big One Edition>Fri 06.02.20.00 Milan-Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony>Sat 07.02.11.30 Alpine Skiing - M Downhill13.00 Cross-Country Skiing - W 20km Skiathlon18.45 Piggy Jump - HS104>Sun 08.02.11.30 Alpine Skiing - W Downhill12.30 Cross-Country Skiing - M 20km Skiathlon14.05 Biathlon - M+W Mixed RelayPrevious thread: >>153226630
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>>153241500>Sat 07.02.16.00 Speed Skating - W 3000m17.00 Luge - M Singles Run 118.32 Luge - M Singles Run 2>Sun 08.02.16.00 Speed Skating - M 5000m17.00 Luge - M Singles Run 318.34 Luge - M Singles Run 4
3rd for skijumping not being a real and serious sport.
>Rest week
curling mix doubles starts already on the 4th
what olympic sports would my imouto enjoy to watch with me?
>>153241809The Olympics 2026. Still no makula girlfriend.
>>153241816Skeleton
No Russia No Watch
>Cortina 1956, now that was an olympic logo
>>153241988The 90's, now that was an Olympic decade.
>>153241504German anime boys
>>153241988Ah yes, Sochi 2014, which happened between Pyeongchang 2018 and Tokyo 2020
>>153241988>mexicoperro caca
>>153241988London blow job
>>153241635whomst?
>>153241988for me? Lillehammer
>>153241500How to attract tourists: the thread
>>153245848there will be no cooming here
>>153245848
>>153241624Oh god I wish I had a >Rast day
>>153241500You have done a good job selecting non-coomer OP pics. Now you shoud continue by selecting non-olympic pics to keep tourists out.
so when will you guys train ai with minjas voice and start making some asmr erp or do i have to do it myselfgood amount of train data e.g. here https://soundcloud.com/search?q=minja%20korhonen
>>153246531
>>153246531kek
>>153246531about time someone came up with worthwhile use for ai
>Picture of a Women who tried to flee the DDR, ca. 1989
>>153246643I still can't understand why the organisers didn't simply ask FIS, IBU and the other federations for athlete photos. I mean FIS and IBU have those fancy introduction avatars and photos in the start/results lists, and the others must have them simply for accreditation passes. Instead we have mug shots and people taking selfies in some maintenance space.
>>153246666As a former high level athlete myself, it has to do with requirements wrt biometrics and standardization. These are used for badges and such and therefore the dimensions of pics need to be standardized to make processing easier for security and such
>>153245798This isn't your secret club, these "tourists" are also called newcommers (as you were once) in adult language, people who might want to discover new sports and share the rare experience of the Olympic Games with knowledgeable people like some of us. What do you gain from avoiding that ? It's 15 days every 4 years for christ sake, I'm sure this parenthesis is not only bearable but also enjoyable.
>>153245225my man
>>153246686>people who might want to discover new sports and share the rare experience of the Olympic Games with knowledgeable people like some of usWhere do you think you are? The people who come in with an open mind and are trying to engage with the sports are like 5% tops. Rest is mostly retarded shitflinging. I'm not saying that this place is meant for intelligent discourse or anything, but you'll see when the Americans come how bad it can get
>men's hokkei doesn't start until the 11thwtf
>>153246707Aren't the Timezones kinda shit for our murrican friends? Either way, 4chan has slowed down massively and we can always go back to /calle/ if it gets bad.
>>153246725Kc tyre, kys
can't wait for /pol/ and /int/ to come here and share their political opinions that no one asked for
>>153246686Operation /calle/ didn't come out of nowhere. Wait and see when the hordes arrive with little interest in sports
ahem
OH NO, NOT AGAIN
>>153245169
Uh oh https://www.oasport.it/2026/02/rebecca-passler-positiva-ad-un-controllo-anti-doping-comincia-male-lolimpiade-dellitalia/
>>153246855>The substance detected is letrozole, a drug used in the medical field, in particular oncology, but included in the list of banned substances because it can alter the hormonal balance.
>>153246855Italian Vampire in the Relay!
>>153246788You can block America but you cannot block americhads!
>>153246855That fucking sucks, had big hopes for RebeccaHer career is effectively already over at 24 if she can't put up a good defense in courtSame drug this Italian tennis player got caught using, seems pretty hard to explain why she would be using thathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Errani
>>153246855>aromatase inhibitorthat explains the man jaw
>>153246855olympic hosts always increase athlete funding for olympics which in laymans terms means dopageonly surprising thing is someone got caught
>>153246788>Doesn't block ruZZians
>>153246982they're essentially a nonissue, unlike youlast time I saw a russian flag post was before boris got drafted
>>153246855What the hell, that's it for Paßler's Olympics then. No time to contest the ruling and no telling how long her ban will be.
>>153246855Samuelsson was right...
>>153247018kek
>>153246855>LetrozolWhy an anti-estrogen?You need estrogen for your musclesPing /fit/-anon
>>153247007I dedicate my life to serving and promoting FINLAND and this is the respect I get... Absolutely disrespectful... Ungrateful even... You simply must be a fennoswede... No other possibility...
>>153246855>doping before your home OlympicsAnother reason why I would be too integer to be a pro athlete
>>153247013Tamdrebutt is very cute when you can't see her spergjaw
>>153246853aw :(
>>153247040We haven't heard a retarded apology yet, maybe my Boy Jannik Sinner can help her with that.
>>153247037Not /fit/-anon but doesn't blocking estrogen raise testosterone?
I guess she will have to find another occupation
>>153246979many such cases
>>153247071Hi, how much for 30 minutes?
>>153247065According to google AI it does in menBut i also found this>People using these medications for performance enhancement are trying to achieve an effect referred to as indirect doping. Instead of putting large quantities of synthetic testosterone medication into their systems to achieve drastic increases in total and free testosterone, they’re seeking to drastically suppress estrogen levels to achieve a similar testosterone-heavy hormone profile.So i guess if you have a better hormone profile (more test in your body and lower estrogen) you might get some benefits?
Ripperoni
>>153246978Cyclist Toon Aerts was suspended for 2 years for the same thing.He did manage a comeback though.
When did we last see Jeanne?
>>153246855The dirty grandes just can't help themselves
>>153247121Both Jeanne and Rebecca happened to race in Nove Mesto.
>>153247037>>153247065>>153247092>estrogen blocks testosteroneYes, but you're not completely blocking the enzyme aromatase (converts testosterone to estrogen) when doping with letrozole. You're just decreasing your estrogen level by 10% (?) in order to gain fat loss when building up muscles. Blocking aromatase entirely (99% reduction of estrogen) is only done in breast cancer treatment, where you obviously don't need more muscles.
The Italian antidoping authority has confirmed the bust and Passler has been suspended, no word on the length of suspension as of yet.
>>153246982>muh ebil Putlerback to your containment board poltard
>>153246788nooooo :(
>>153247115yeah doping ban is not a career suicide nowadays
>there are only 29 women in this country who are skilled enough to qualify for the olympics>over half of them are shitters who will need luck to even finish top 20grim, our men will have to hard carry yet again
>>153247281Milla is so extremely butifel and also will win gold
>>153246855F
>>153247281why is it Heidi with by far the most atrocious profile pic?they should have used the one with the chicken hat, it would be less insulting
>>153247281Turns out you can suffer in Norway
>>153247359Heidi is based and autistic Tank is ugly af and worst pic
>>153247444How did she did that?
>>153247444Letting off extra estrogen
>>153246855giacoomer next
>>153247444Competing in the shadow of the Hochfilzen glue factory is a pressure-inducing situation.
>>153247496unironically this. whoever thinks this spike in performance is natty right before the home olympics, still thinks that Santa clause brings the Christmas presents
>>153246855KWAB
Post venlas!
blessed venla
>>153247545Giacomel has been really solid for three seasons in a row now, he was top 5 in nine races last seasonThen JTB and Tarjei retired and Sturla fell off so it became easier to climb up the ranksImproved his shooting a lot these past two seasons, from 77% hit rate to 84%, and he's shooting faster than mostHis average ski speed hasn't changed much, there are just two standout races recently where he was significantly faster than usualThose were both races where he was shooting extremely poorly so he had nothing to lose from risking it allHe failed, choked at the range and ended up 10th and 11th in those races
>>153246855What the hell F
asthmabros, when will they come after our medicine?
>american giggastacy moggs scandi berthasHow does biathlon reponde without sounding mad?
Trad
>>153248428Fine, I'll take the blonde
In other news, Pia's oversized load has gotten smaller
>>153248582Hauke's bust was amazing. Caught literally red-handed.
>>153248428>>153248494With some help from my research team I found out that these are actually langrenn skiers! I just assumed they were skaters because flag and pic related
>>153248615Have some (short-track) canuck sneedskaters
>>153248615>I just assumed they were skaters because flagMe too, unknown faces and toothpaste flag
>>153248615>>153248650I thought the Swix branding on the suits made it clear what they were, my bad.
>>153248670My eyes were focused somehere else
>>153248670Do better
German hoodlums stole equipment from the Norwegian team in Willingen.
Czech thiccsliding talent>>153248692Here you go, I added the discipline.
>>153248556nah must be the outfit
>>153248773That's a big talent
>>153248773>Patrícia Tajcnárovávery rude not to share
>>153248556Grim
>>153248556swoboda got outdegenerated?
>>153248876>Swedish-born Slovak immigrant
>>153248773fucking hell
>>153248428ssonja an cute
>>153249150True, also she's a U23 World Champion!
>>153249163also 4th in a world cup sprint last year
>>153248615I didn't know Canadada had xc girls.
>>153248556it was clear last season that she was carrying too much and it was hindering her performance
https://www.expressen.se/sport/langdskidor/svenska-draktkravet-infor-os-vi-vill-inte-ha-det/MENSEXTRA
For me it's Lou
>>153249491Death Stranding reference?
>>153249489if they get their period they havent been training hard enough
No economy class for Jutta
>>153249539Shut up Frida!
>>153249581Repulsive creature
>>153249581How much is Jake Pauls net worth?
>>153249491Dangerously based
>>153241500Who gives a fuck
>>153249701You?
>>153249489They had plain white suits and nobody complained.
Imagine the things this camera has seen
What's up, /sp/? Haven't been back here since the Paris 2024 Olympics.Before the onslaught of what and whereposters inevitably arrive, what's or where's the best place to stream events? I don't want NBC releasing a supercut of the opening ceremony like they did last time (even though it ironically ended up making said ceremony more palatable) or missing out on certain kino events.
>>153250908Assuming you want English, a ton is free-to-air on the BBC so you're sorted with a UK VPN
how do i watch this shit for free online?
>>153252025surely boorishly barging in and asking to be spoonfed will get you the answer to that question in no time at all
>>153247281>>153247359>>153247383luv are based retard
>>153252025There should be some streams posted in the official event threads when they're liveIf not, just use a VPN to access one of the official streams or look for a mirror yourself, there should be a bunch:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/where-to-watch-olympic-games-live
>>153250908You can get Peacock premium for one month and get literally everything, like all 7000 hours of competitions. Then cancel it.NBC Olympic broadcasting used to be by far the worst anything could ever be, but last few Olympics its been decent.Just ignore the USA primetime tape delay highlight faggotry meant for boomers that probably is filled with more sob stories and ads than any actual events.Even if you don't watch stuff live, the on demand for Peacock is pretty good, though I remember some weird delays or changes in video feed for stuff that finished within a few hours sometimes.Having said that, I would still expect NBC to ruin the opening/closing ceremony whether live or on demand.
>>153253113in my country you have to pay to watch, that's why I'm asking
>>153248556Pia is on tv tonight
>>153253156Yeah, but you can use the free official streams of other countries public broadcasters, many of them don't rangeban VPNsI've watched winter sport events that were paywalled here on Swedish, Finnish, Slovenian, Austrian, German, Swiss, Canadian, Polish, Dutch and US channels with a VPN beforeShouldn't be necessary to use VPNs either way, there are always tons of free streams during the Olympics
>>153253199Why is Norway so free?
>>153253285I dunno, probably something Guro did to anger God.
>NRK>HBOkek wtf
fastest growing
>>153254001>hagenwinslol
>>153254001IOC destroyed with facts and logic
>>153254001How much of that Growth is attributed to Minja?
>>153254001Skimo is about to grow 1000% when people are reminded of its existence
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/103867benin :DDDDDD
It's snowing hard. I'm going on a 1.7km skiing trip. Wish me luck
>>153254332
>>153254312What does Darcy's cup taste like?
>>153254001They aren't admitting girls NoKo because they're about to boot men's NoKo in 2030 and that's the only reason
>>153254350Stay safe Hun :*
>>153254371you already need a jumping hill and a cross country course, what even is the reasoning for deleting a sport that has been a part of the games since the very beginning? (besides ioc and sports federations mostly being staffed with crusty fun-hating boomers, which to be fair is a pretty solid explanation)
I just dont have the hype for these olympics as I used to :(
>>153251453spinnu
>>153251453part of the game. https://www.instagram.com/juttaleerdam/reel/DTkjaxdjTIo/?hl=en
>>153254410She's disgusting
>>153254424she only needs to pause the lip fillers for a while.
>>153248556look she still thick
>>153254410It's always fun to watch Non-Wintersports Nations (like Germany) fuck around and embarass themselves at certain Events.
>>153254410part of growing up
>>153254589thats racist
>>153254350>1.7kmdid you forget a number or something
>>153254631Maybe he's doing a sprint qualification
https://www.dagbladet.no/sport/kilde-star-over-ol/84183067No Kilde in the Olympics. Don't know about Møller and Sejersted, both and beaten and bruised.
>>153254686blitztrip
>>153254631Most talented future german Biathlete, hope he's at least 30
>>153254631He's probably just that out of shape.Tbh I did 10km yesterday and that was enough for more, but at least it's more than 1.7.
>>153254621
>i goyslided more than you hahaha I'm better!Grow up norway
>>153254424cope
Where can I illegally steal the Olympics video streams (for free)
>>153254899fatty
>>153254967Use VPN to watch some other countries TV broadcast, like your neighbor to the north (CBC)
>>15325498651st state
Pia :)
>No Botn for Mixed Relay>No KildeIt's AamodtoverIt's Botnover0 golds incoming. Oy vey it's another 2006 Torino episode
>>153254371Manifesting a few German golds so this does not happen
>>153254899fatso
>>153255010dutchbro, do AINistan's brave sneedskaters have even a slightest morcel of a chance at a medal? (not sure if short track is a real or serious sport, but i included it just in case)
>>153255050none of these athletes have a realistic chance at a medalthe only russian speedskater who is posting times that can compete internationally is daria kachanova, but she's banned because of her affiliation with CSKA Moscow
Lieke :)
>>153255050>>153255066So you could say medals AIN't happening
>>153255066well at least they allowed us to watch from the cuck chairfrankly pathetic that we couldn't finish the hohols off over an entire olympic cycle, but maybe we'll be truly back next time as attrition becomes more and more unbearable for them
>>153254350Not to brag, but I am bragging, everyday I walk 1,7 km uphill
>>153255050>>153255066Poland's brave Vladimir Semirunniy is going to win a cheeky medal in the 10k just watch
How many this time?
>>153255131all of them
>>153255131Yes
>>153248556pia fast
either she's bullshitting or she's a literal fucking cyborg. either way, will be must see tv
>>153255126I can bring up the ex-Russians if you want.Ekaterina Golubeva: Was really good around 2020 but now kinda mid, represents KazachstanSofia Thorup (Prosvirnova): Was really good in shorttrack, now does well in longtrack. Married a Danish man but in Daneland you don't get citizenship until 11 years of marriage so she cannot go to the OlympicsVladimir Semirunniy: Was training in Poland when the 2022 mobilization happened and he said fuck it not going home. Poland accepted him and now he's winning for them. Has a real shot at a 10k medal.
>>153255147
>>153255126i like polacks even if they mostly don't like us back, will be pulling for him
>>153255147>>153255180sniffa
>>153255165>Semirunniyimagine if he'd commit to it
suz's portrait got updated
>>153255308>I showed you my bunda, please respond
>tfw no party ROC in the Olympics anymore
>>153255308Man face
>>153255306>>153250697>>153249543>>153248625>>153248428TikTok is cancer on our society holy fuck
>>153255396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl9JbrtC4L4Prefer our daily TeamNL vlogs
>>153255436Now THAT is quality content.
>>153255396here's another one just for you
>>153255525also fucking hell that suit is ugly
Miho Takagi in the Netherlandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpD0mwHZ8rEWill she finally get the 1500m gold?
>>153255547The fate of the Asian sneedskater is to be eternally mogged by tall blonde Frisian women
>>153255547It would be fateful if she gets kwabbed by a dutchie AGAIN in the 1500I think her odds went up when Joy failed to qualify, but the 3 that beat Joy can all beat Miho on a good day
explain difference between shorttrack and longtrack
>>153255609One wears helmets, the other doesn't
>>153255609longtrack = F1shortrack = bumper cars
>>153255609longtrack: 400m oval track, 2 skaters in the race, mostly a time trialshorttrack: 111m oval track, 4-8 skaters in the race, first over the line wins
>>153255609longtrack = solo time trialshorttrack = 800/1500m t&f with much more contacts
>>153255609Both are reddit and gay anything dutch "people" excel at is inevitably shit and gay
"It's giving" only child
>>153255609longtrack = stock carsshorttrack = sprint cars
>>153255436Didn't know they made cake in Kazakhstan
>>153255731first?? isn't she like 50?
>>153254621Europe vs US Cricket superpowers thank to new trade deals with India and their mobility clause :)
>>153255732Russian fleeing Russia to KAZ
Jeanne in the ibu cup mixed relay tomorrow, Amandine in the single mixed.
Calle will win the same number of Golds as Frida
>>153257783Well Frida will win at least the relay gold, so he better step up his game fast.
In other non-olympic news, Emily Schumann participated in her first races since her injury, starting at the Deutschlandpokal. Also, Lukas Tannheimer is just as fast as his sister.
Tomorrow it begins with the real and serious sport CURLING
>>153255120>thinking that would get you ostracized less, not moreEven by rusmongol standards, you are very stupid
>>153257887I was always a fan of her talent.
No Almida in womens team! Why
>>153257887
>>153257990>>153258052
>>153257410Thanks, the world goes on outside the olympics, thumbs up for the evil and the sami
Just not the same without her...
>>153250908Wow, Pekka really made a tourist magnet OP
>>153258165yeah, he should have known what happens
>>153246788Switzerland is a bit rude given their alpine relevance and GROND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlwcQlTWfCU
>>153258275
>>153248582Whatever happened to him?
>>153258743Got banned for four years and retired
>>153241500are there any black people in the winter olympics?
>>153255010>suit struggles
>>153258298I thought shitalians were s'poz to have taste
>calle
Lindsey Vonn had an ACL rupture in the Crans-Montana wipeout but she's still planning to start in the Olympics downhill.
>>153260867built different
>This is gonna be the 5th Winter Oly I'm spending shitposting on /sp/Not today, rope
>>153260898She has the burning Moltzan spirit.
>>153260867The clones are always on standby.
>>153255162>>153260867>believing even a single word coming from that lying coalburner mouthlmao even
>>153260688I fingered minja in a wien nightclub last month
>>153261129
>>153259850the wall is closing in
alpine training started
the chase drones sound quite annoying on broadcast
potential dislocated shoulder
>>153261462>MoellerDamn, the Norwegian speed team is really getting hammered. He just got injured in Val Gardena in December.
>>153261480he got a helicoptered
HBO Max or pirate?The Russian and Brazilian in me says pirate...Will you guys paypig or pirate?
>>153261827You mean the Olympics? It's all free here
>>153261844Yea, the Olympics I asked AI and some of the Olympics are on Eurosport and HBO Max here in Germoney
>>153261847If you have a VPN just set your country to UK and watch the BBC streams, it should be all there
>>153261856That's a good idea. I already have a VPN
>>153261847>I asked AI
>>153261867It's better than Googling imo
Jeanne and Amandine win their respective ibu cup mixed relays!
>>153261847>some of the Olympics are on Eurosport and HBO Max here in GermoneyAny particular events? All major competitions should be on ARD/ZDF
>>153261880I would put them in the Olympic team right away!
>>153261310rude
>>153261874AI = Jeannefinding it out yourself = Makula
>>153261881You can watch it all on ARD/ZDFJust additional content is on Eurosport/ HBO according to AI
>>153261844Yeah, but if there is eg. multiple curling matches simultaneously then Yle will show only one of them. You need HBO Max if you want to choose which one to watch.
>>153261847>>153261894>I asked AIaccording to AIKindly neck yourself you fucking mongrel.
>>153261934Based mountainjew!>>153261925Yle is amazeballs and based (like everything that is purely Finnish :DDD)
>>153261880Austria stronk
svennes have a tranny lolhttps://www.expressen.se/sport/os/elis-lundholm-identifierar-sig-som-kille-tavlar-i-damklassen-pa-os/identiferar om kille but still competes in womens
>>153262113>PuckelpistSweden
>>153262113>woman pretending to be a man>still has to compete with the womenSeems fine sporting wise at least, unless she's taking performance enhancers under the guise of transition and shit
>>153261925I don't even want to choose
>>153262113IS THAT A WOMAN COMPETING WITH WOMEN????IM SHOCKED>He has not undergone any gender confirmation treatment.So its a larp?
>>153261880Austria 2nd in both relays
>>153262431wtf is this real?!
>>153262431
>>153262524>no naisu>no almida
>>153262529Seriously imagine jojo in gymnastics
>>153262529Chat is this real???
>>153262529The chipmunk has the moves.
Any streams to watch the events?
>>153262683No, Italy has geoblocked all video broadcasts, you have to travel there and buy a ticket to watch the events
>>153262683Yeah, I'm watching now
Curling in an hour or so
>>153262431Real???
>>153262709the fuck is that gif
>>153262709Flat chests = best chests!
Czechcasting legend Charvatova to carry the flag at the opening ceremony
>>153262683dude you are burger just turn on NBC and have all the events there its not like eurosport buying what they can in europe.
>>153262716What?>>153262724She's one of the more developed girls in her class though.
>>153262729
>>153262736They not showing the events live here I believe.
animepedofaggots get the rope
>>153262753Ida is my queen
>>153262729Leon Draisaitl and Katharina Schmid will do it for Germany
>>153262816
>>153262854This is literally me on the right
>>153262854that's problematic
>>153262902i have no problem with it at all, let the girls do what they want do!
>>153262816Very brushable
post kråkstad spraypainting her rifle
>>153262775this is not /pol/, keep a civil tone
>>153263025Tell that to the newfangled austrian autist
which curling match should i watch? which team has the cutest girl?
>>153263034Watch sweden
>>153263033>jt >new
>>153263034
So it begins.
>>153263025>this is not /pol/exactly. no pedos allowed
Which country do i cheer for today?
>>153246855>lolimpiade
The spirit of /biathlon/ is no politics, no pedos and/or figureskaters and no americans
>>153263072
>>153263034I'm watching Norge vs. GB as it's the only one on the BBC.
>italian organization
Italy pls restore power.
>>153263096me>>153263102good post
kek power outage right away
>10 minutes into the olympics and they've already fucked up italy is embarrassing
Luigi organization
>lolimpiade
They've poured all their money into tennis.
who are /ourguys/?
Estonian a cute
> europoors salty at americhads Sad, pathetic.
Isabella a cute
>tfw no power
Good start
I love shitaly
>two days until figure skating Uhh based?
off to a great start
which sports will you watch bruhs?
>>153263167should've been a month
>>153263181All of the real and serious ones :)
>>153263181As many as the BBC will show, which won't be as much as it used to be.
ENEL is the worst eletrical company in the world holy fuck
>>153263181The only one that matters.
>>153263181as many as I can catch but I'll be there for luge and skeleton regardless of what I need to do
>The British skeleton team - among Team GB's best hopes for medals at the Winter Olympics - have been told their helmets do not meet safety standards only days out from the competition starting.Of course continentals will try everything within their power to stop GB.
>>153263201I don't think it's the utilities company that's fucked up here
asked the people in the office if they'd be watching the curling tonight and they looked at me like I asked them if they fuck kidswhy isn't winter oly respected?
>>153263209tell that to my icecream i had to throw out because i was out of power for 5 days
>>153263181All of them. Probably most interested in Figure skating, speed skating, freestyle, alpine and sledding. Montaineering might be cool.
>>153249620He earned $92 million just for the privilege of getting his jaw smashed by Anthony Joshua 2 months ago.
>non european flags everywhere
Which Red Bull™ athlete will you be supporting fellow Austrian bros?
when the olympics start for real, can we get a /biathlon/ only thread?
>Canada>Norway>SwitzerlandHusband/Wife team (30% of all mixed doubles teams)>SwedenBrother/Sister teamwhy does this sport make people so horny
>>153263261There will probably be a proper winter olympics thread anyway.
>>153263261These sports aren't popular enough to have their own thread.Non-white countries don't even know this olympics exists
>>153263266Lots of shouting hard and vigorous thrusting of brooms.
>>153263261Saturday. Friday's the opening ceremony.
>called winter sports general >Coomer regulars complain when people come and post about winter sports
>>153263095>no pedos allowed>in /fsathlon/
>>153263296kill yourself
>>153263227>São Paulomy condolences dude
>>153263298easy or you get an asthma attack again
>>153263282there are still events on Friday THOUGH
Get the measuring tape out.
>>153263282gotcha, I luv you like Tiril loves every good thread, finbro
>>153263266>he didn't get a curlgf at the curling rink
holy fuck
Curlingsisters... We are so back!
>>153263316Yes, but they start FOR REAL only after the ceremony.
>>153263346Whatever happened to viveca lindfors?
>>153263316no medal decisions thoughbeitever
what the worst sport in the lineup?
>>153263359>viveca lindforsRetirement due to back injuries apparently.
>the autistic screeching from the other teamsgod I love curling
>>153263377Short-track speed skating, aka refskate.
>>153263377I don't think there's anything outright bad. Cross-country might be pretty boring to a lot of people and some people can't stand judged sports. No idea about mountaineering since it's new.>>153263386I love the chaos of speed skating but I get the sentiment.
>>153263377Skijumping
>>153263377Stonerboard and freestyle skiing
>>153263377>parallel snowboard (boring as fuck)>womens ice hockey (play worse than me)>nordic combination (retarded)>shorttrack (who cares?)
>>153263377Figure skating
what the fuck was that last curl, norway
>>153263422
>shorttrackWhat about shortstack?
>>153263426Trust the plan.
>>153263377everything with """"judges""""
>>153263444Based
I was watching t&f (touching and fingerin)
>>153263444Good post!
>>153263499What the fuck.
>>153263499When will /t&f/ threads resume approximately?
>>153263550Diamond League starts back up in May.
>>153262724if she retires she can make money by knee to the groin experience
>>153263499literally nothing to grab here
>>153263595How to get swoboda gf?
>>153263550You are free to make one! 6-11 Feb would be a good time, three gold events, if only there weren't some olympis grabbing everyones attention.Indoor World Champs 20-22 March will surely have threads.
>>153263523The tight trousers are one reason to watch curling.
>>153263660have you tried being attractive and good looking?
>>153263731No
>>153263660You don't get her, she gets you.
>wife ruins everything
>>153263741ohhave you tried average looking and very rich?
>>153263660Just be yourself
>>153263762this isnt reddit, woman
>>153263749Sounds like my honeymoon
why didn't they just let the Koreans finish the game, weird
FUCK me that british curler woman is so thick i might fuck up my nofap
>>153263788koreans gave up
>>153263790post her for your friends who are working
>>153263852Looks like a dude
>>153263931worst damage trannies have done is to male looking girls (not saying she is a girl, who tf knows nowadays)
Operation /calle/ is a go or no?
Done well to beat Norge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dr1pK98g7I
>>153263961>>153263961>Le ebun segrid glub xDDDPathetic lel
>>153264049E B B ABBA
>NRK shows some clips from ye olde biathlon>large caliber rifles, 150m ranges>glass targets was a new innovation>before that it took hours to get the results because some guy had to go around the range and manually count the hits: 1m penalty for miss, 2 min penalty for a bad miss
>>153264191I posted this in some previous thread, see the target at 0:08, black target is shot to pieces revealing red behind it
>>153264191>>153264296Looks cool. I think this might have still been called "partiohiihto", or patrol skiing, around here at that point.
>>153264191>>before that it took hours to get the results because some guy had to go around the range and manually count the hitsWhy not just use binoculars?
>>153264338I guess since they had the system for different penalties depending on how big the miss, they had to count the hits more carefully
oplumpics are plump
>>153264389only in tubesliding
>>153264191>large caliber rifleswhat was it?
>>153264312The black&white parts are probably partiohiihto, but the color parts with tv-graphics are definitely proper biathlon, just with battle rifles not .22lr
>>153264363yes, that makes sense
>>153264442I'm sure there were limitations put on place but the Wikipedia article seems to imply that that each country/competitor could choose a suitable rifle and calibre for himself.>From the start of the modern biathlon in 1958 until 1965, international competitions were held exclusively using high power centerfire cartridges (such as the .30-06 and 7.62 NATO). Fullbore biathlon was part of the Winter Olympic Games in 1960, 1964, 1968, 1972 and 1976.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biathlon_rifle
>>153264600soul
She will redeem herself
>>153264005All episodes are here:https://www.biathlonworld.com/news/ski-fast-shoot-clean-the-biathlon-documentary/5yXebjprzZ8VAFFBsmQxsp
>>153264609In general the world keeps becoming more and more standardized and sanitized as times go by. This used to be in the Olympics.
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS (SvtPlay)>>153263961now i remember that from last winter olympics
>>153264005>Doro: "there are two kinds of people, haters and non-haters"
>>153264799Is Slutta a hater or a non-hater?
>>153264694keki can see why that got changed
>>153264893I dont think I've ever seen someone be so either pretty or ugly. in like half the pictures she's beautiful, and then in the other half she's some sort of forest creature
>be excited to olympigs>it starts with curling
>>153263961
>>153264966I think she usually looks cute, don't know where you've seen her as ugly.
>>153263961he has lots of potential :)
>>153264694very exciting to watch!
>>153263961Too early now. After the opening ceremony.
Northug reunites with Calle and rizz up his mom
>>153265014it happens more than I'd like
>>153264966I thought the same.. I think her complexion makes her look a bit ghoulish in certain light conditions and fine in others
>>153263695i never bake im a freeloader
>>153264966it's the colour of the eyes, light blue looks off on some people
>>153265363maybe>>153265505no, it's the face
>>153265591yeah something like that
>>153255162How is it her decision to race? Cant her federation nominate someone else who has a legitimate chance at competing?
This tread is already a fucking mess. Good job gays.
>>153265625>alreadywell, we're over the limit
>>153265625
>>153265669>calle
>>153265625yeah, there is no way to save this thread after bump limit, but there is one hero we need but don't deserve
>>153265712The good old hero!>calle
>>153265712Always in awe how he perfectly cuts off Klæbo's head and positions himself directly behind it
>>153265712who the fuck is norway?
