Goalie Fight Edition >>153241983
>>153244170based
>>153244170Ned would him both these goofs
blues
>laffs
Go Bruins!
My penguins (:
>>153244183suck
>>153244188we must reverse this threatening momentum
>tfw you're a kid with cancer who could have had your treatments approved and paid for but fucking Rob missed not once, but twice.
should be a swashbuckler of a third period. arrrrr you ready, matey? haha
>Florida turned into the GOAT NHL state>now they have the GOAT outdoor hockey setup norfbros.....we got too cocky
why are they piss yellow?
>>153244199I'm worried :(
gary is going to make tb win isnt he
>>153244236he needs the fans to go home happy
>>153244228Usually, they are marner yellow.
don't watch much Bruins games, how is MIddlestadt looking this year?
>>153244235everytime I tab across to check Game Center it auo-updates and I'm just waiting for it to slip over to 5-5 :[
>>153244228they keep forcing it in boston
>>153244261This period has been much more defensive
>>153244268even the mayor
>>153244301JEN
>>153244290I think they might just be able to run down the clock
knights on soon
oh shit poitras is playing tonight
>>153244343based raw tomorrow
>>153244343an exciting game is coming up
>>153244352true bro!
bilka
>ruin5
>broon5
gary an his gay refs gave tb 20 mins of power play just so they could give tb the win. sway should have had that
>IT WAS 5-2 >IT WAS 5-2 >IT WAS 5-2
>tie gameits over
>It was 5-1>Cirelli injuredLmao
>>153244381your goalie shouldn't have chimped out
>>153244398he's a jew he cant help but dazzle the goyim
>>153244397It's a miracle that the bruins have above 50% win rate
oh fuck my fucking big fucking mouth >>153244327
morgan geekie will score the game winner
>>153244415BASED
>>153244409I told you to pay your witch.
The Florida Lightning
please let the game end soon gary. I need to wage tomorrow
im playing arc raiders after this
>>153244428history is being made tonight
>R>U>I>N>S
>>153244423oh yeah, and I told her to fuck off.>>153244415yes this is going to happen. Geekie can get us out of this.
>>153244444Quints of truth
these sticks break too often
>>153244444digits confirm >ruinslose
All that’s left to see now is the refs scrap, let’s see tha head official throw hands with da linesman
>>153244444>historically scoreful draw in the sunbeltwasted
>>153244444Checked. There's going to be a happening.
you retards know this is scripted, right?
Am I the only one who thinks for outdoor games, the space between the rink and the stands shouldn't just be filled with random junk?If you're not going to put seats, at least put a tarp or something.It looks fucking terrible
they not gonna let this game in front of a crowd of 60k to watch tb blown out so the refs had to call shitload of penaltieas
>>153244472gary would never lie to us
>>153244462>>153244465>>153244469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ
>>153244472Hey, some teams goes against the script. It's like defying fate, you know.
>>153244482That's the spirit :)
two minutes to go it's all on Khusnutdinov
>>153244475kek it matches most front lawns in florida
>it's called a lanai
god I hate overtime
so obviously scripted
>>153244472Not a chance it isn't. The last one was too boring so this one needs to have some drama.Overtime? In MY Garyb Owl? It's more likely than you think.
SSSSSCCCCAAAARRRRRR
>>153244512no fake scar posting allowed in /hoc/
bring back ties, gary
Stadium Gary Time
these people just want to go home
>>153244511checked>>153244512i like how you think>>153244515SCCCCCARRRRRRRR
>>153244505yeah overtime sucks. not as bad as going into shootouts, shootouts literally defeat the entire point of having a 3 hour match. just flip a fucking coin at puckdrop and don't even bother playing the game in the first place if you're gonna end up with a shootout
>>153244534this game should have been held on saturday. doesn't gary know that people have work tomorrow?
>The game is getting out of hand, feed Tampa PPs until they tie it, the advertisers are screaming bloody murder
>tendies with ice creamthanks for bringing progress to our shit planet
3v3 overtime needs to go
Huomenta but the opposite
Rigged
the fix is in
holy shit these fuckin refs
RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wut lol
they can't see the refs
Is Ray Ferarro fucking deaf?
you could hear the whistle is everybody fucking deaf?
>>153244544okay now I think you're right
fuck gary so much
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KWAB
>a literal aquarium
is everyone deaf? clearly blew the whistle before puck even went to the lightning zone
refpuck
>>153244585>a boy aquarium
SSSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>he scored?>call slashing
thats the gayest penalty in history of ot
>>153244596should've been a major
SCARRRRRRRRRR
>First Florida game is a blowout snoozefest>Second is one of the most rigged games ever put on ice
hilarious non-call on the crosscheck
>>153244604>>153244590>>153244582>>153244583>>153244535>>153244512>>153244604
>Game management
we're growing the game, goy
is this the longest game in history. didnt it start at 6:30
SSSSCCCCCCCAAAAARRR
>ruins
>>153244619no, 7. gary tricked us again.
SSSSSSCCCCAAAAARRREE
tampa deserves to lose because of the way jon cooper is dressed up
this Gary time is zany
>Tampon Gay LGBTQning
not in front of kucherov cove...
swayman read that perfectly
so i don't watch a ton of hockey. swayman has been fucking massive tonight, no?
kek kuch tryin to shoot through the goalie like a beer leaguer
SSSCCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRR
What a save from Swayman
so does this penalty extend into the shootout?like will the first shootout attempt be 2 on 1 ?
can the bruins refrain from chimping out for 5 mintues?
>>153244638except for those 5 goals
>>153244638some key saves but a poor save percentage overall
sssscccaaaaarrrrrrrr>>153244645
>>153244645no
TWOWOOT BENULTIES FOR TAMPAARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL GARY
>>153244638This is why Swayman is going to the Limpicks. goalies are the only exception to the weakest link rule. you can still win games if your team sucks as long as your goalie is league-class
>>153244645don't give gary any ideas
SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>153244645yes the penalty will extend. lightning’s first penalty shot will have two players rushing the net against swayman
>>153244649weren't two of them going to happen no matter what?
Holy fuck I just want to play video games
shootouts are so fucking gay
>>153244645its a flaw in NHL’s rulesyou should ALWAYS take a penalty with less than 30 secs left in your zone. why not?? ensures they dont score and forces a shootout where the penalty doesnt matter
>>153244666
>>153244666thank you gary
>>153244638normal sized
>>153244666cheggged
>maximum advertiser screen time unlocked
>>153244645theyll let the lightning use 2 pucks on one attempt
one of the few kino outdoor games
>>153244675He's a good businessman.
>>153244680SYBAU
>>153244680>He says drooling and clapping like the fucking retard he is
>>153244680this. the last one was a disaster but this has been KINO.
geekie sccccaaaarrrrr
why dont they just have a goalie race to settle this?
>>153244683>>153244684>>153244687bud1
>>153244695interesting go on
I would have better shootout attempts than these
I'm gonna go shit in my own pants. I know what's going to happen.
Easy win. Never any doubt. Next time keep the bruins on a tighter leash.
IT WAS 5-1>IT WAS 5-1
kek they choked this away, absolutely grim
>RUINS
he's gonna wear it again
kek
Ahahahahahahhajahahahahahaa Ruins
i've only watched one hockey game this season but that's the best hockey game i've watched this season
are you upset?
>>153244711clownshow
a Gary masterclass!
>>153244711Spirit halloween ahhh league
I'm a sailor peg!And I lost my leg!Climbing up the top sails!I lost my leg!
shit game gn
>>153244721SEETHEEETHE
gary put in some overtime writing that script
That was the most blatantly fucking rigged game I've ever had the displeasure of watching since the last Stadium Series game.
>>153244711>i told my wife this cannon would pay for itself
in this moment i am euphoric
Emily looking slutty in that leather jacket
>>153244741post screen cap
Did you enjoy that, /hoc/?! I sure did!
why all the mean comments haven't we been through enough
fake league with fixed outcomes, that’s why I only watch the KHL
now we have to wait until october for the next outdoor gary game
>it is rigged when my team loses
>>153244736even casters seemed surprisedlike when kuchie didn't score on the breakaway>>153244749stop using ai
That was fucking awesome.
>>153244756oh good lord its CanadaMania for the next outdoor game
Some guy bet a lot of money on the Bruins and just got fucked in the ass
>>153244756
Thank you Mr Gary for the game. This was the most iconic outdoor game of all time, it was everything
It's too cold here in Tampa
>>153244756>princess auto
>hey florida, see that? see how exciting hockey can be? maybe you should keep watching our (totally not rigged league) once football season ends!absolute marketing masterclass by the bet man
>>153244765reminds me of trb on 04/17/22
>most penalized team in the league shockingly commits penalties>WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S RIGGED SAVE ME GARY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>153244756Lmao its bad enough having to play in Winnipeg and now those players have to play outside in Winnipeg
honestly, everyone LARPing was pretty kino
>>153244758>It's just a total coincidence Tampa started to be fed PPs when they were getting obliterated in their own gay ass pirate themed stadium
>>153244773Not gonna lie. /nfl/ transplant here checking it out cause I've been hearing about it all week Totally worked. I'm getting a Lightning jersey
>>153244783>it’s just a coincidence the most penalized team in the league took some penalties
>>153244785hockey is not for you
>>153244785
>>153244772it's an unusual name for a royal, to be sure
>goalie fightGary made the call, huhHad to make it close, too!Fuck this shit man
>>153244760>stop using ai
>>153244783purely coincidental
8 straight penalties against the Bruins for the rigged comeback. First game I’ve watched all season, and a reminder of why I stopped watching in the first place. Gayest sport on earth. Will not be watching again
>>153244804Kek
>>153244807Feel free to show which one wasn’t a penalty
>>153244789>>153244793Kill yourself, canada. Stop visiting our state we fucking hate you I'm getting a jersey and pissing on the canadian flag in it
>>153244775>>153244783>Second most penalized team stops getting penalties called on them in the second then gets gifted two PPs in OT
>>153244807you have a pretty bad memory if it took until that point for you to remember that you swore off watching hockey in the first place
>>153244821Not a bad thing to give it another chanceGame management ruins the game
>>153244756the ice will be formed naturally as god intended
>>153244820>stopped
>>153244817
>>153244817gonna cry?
>>153244785Welcome football fan! I recommend you watch Heated Rivalry and tell your friends and family all about it too! It's a fantastic introduction for new hockey fans.
>>153244817Buddy, Florida and many other states are desperate for Canadian tourism.
Gary got to the halfway point and decided to make the call
>>153244830>Offsetting callsTampa had 7 consecutive PPs.
>>153244842>it is Tampa's fault Boston couldn't behave themselves
>>153244835I'm getting a jersey. I will wear it to the beach. I cant name a single player on the team and dont know half the penalties. Gary thinks its utterly essential I be catered to as much as you. Are you gonna cry faggot? >>153244839We'll find a way to survive without you retarded assholes driving 50mph on the interstate
>>153244847just asking cuz you seem upset son
knights are down again it's all so tiresome
>>153244632He lost a bet. And has to cosplay Tony Montana. You just mad because you're too fat to pull off a suit.
>>153244847eggball anon, you seem tensedgotta ask, what pants size do you get?
>>153244847>I'm getting a jersey. I will wear it to the beach. I cant name a single player on the team and dont know half the penalties.Gary worked his magic on the mouthbreathing buffoons down in the Sunshine State, I tell you what.
hell yeah we got torts on the panel
>>153244856I think you're the one crying here but I'd advise against it as the tears will likely freeze to your homosexual face
>>153244869i mean you've been assblasted since the moment you got here. might be better for you to stick to football
>>153244866he's buying the jersey from DHGate btw
>>153244866I keep telling you guys, Gary is magical and this is further proof
>>15324486539
has sharter fart been banished to the AHL then?
sunbelt OUT
Why is cooper dressed like a pimp?https://x.com/EddieInTheYard/status/2018165347015127281?s=20
>>15324486532 + 6 inches for your mom >>153244866I think you're upset that the team I've adopted as of 10 minutes ago is superior to yours and will be winning the "Stanley cup">>153244878I think I might stick around, actually.
why is xhe rb larping as a new fan from the sunbelt
>>153244842And yet the game tying goal was 5 on 5
Why didn't Gary help the Panthers like he did here?Is he back in his Tampon phase? Does he hate Boston for being too far north?
trouba the tuba
>>153244783The stadium is already pirate themed numb nuts. It's where the buccaneers play. Been there, it's not great but it's better than most stadiums ive been to.
sunbelt IN
based floridian drive-by shitposting our resident faggots into a tizzykeep it up soldierthis general needs an enema
knights off to a rough start to the .
>Get fucked in the stadium game>Start to stumble during the homestretch >Get bounced out of the playoff race at hour 11You did this last year Gary.
>>153244926I'll do my best, anon. I even do AI slop. These niggas have no idea who they are fucking with.
>>153244756>they've had 2025 of these
>>153244839He's not your buddy, guy. Also, no. We are absolutely not. We have plenty of tourists without Canada. Aren't yall supposed to be crying and boycotting tourism to the U.S anyway? Stay gay leaf.
>shootoutah so the entire game was for nothing and they could have just had a shootout from the start and saved everybody 4 fuckin hours cool sport gary great format EVERYONE deserves a point
>>153244913>Yeah the officiating might have just gifted Tampa 20 minutes of momentum but the gtg was 5 on 5
>>153244947Feel free to point out which penalty called on Boston wasn’t a penalty
>My ducks styling on vegasFeels good bros
it's just not their knight toknight
>>153244940so tuff burger san
>>153244966are u throbbin as hard as i do?
CAN EVERYONE KEEP IT DOWN FFS EN0UGH IS ENOUGH
>and here's Jackson LaCombe on the powerplay with teammates Jason LaBrushe and Robertson LaHairdryere
our mitchie :)
>>153244982go back to work dingo san/hoc/ no worth it
I have no regrets paying $300 to be at that game
A real Mitch Marner bounce for the Ducks resulting in a Mitch Marner goal
>>153244996You're alive?
i survived /sp/artan and the sharty i could easily /heem/ 100 average sized burger bullies
>>153245004I’ve never been more alive my entire life my brother GO BOLTS
They call it the sunbelt cause they put belt to ass on the northern teams
>>153245007how did you survive the piratical activity
if you play soccer or boreballlower your tone when you speak to me
>>153245018Motherfucker with the indians you import your number one sport is about to be cricket And with the chinese you import it might be eating crickets
*slurping cat stew* if you play soccer or boreball lower your tone when you speak to me
>that goal just injected lice into the golden knights
>>153245024qué
>>153245028trb ahh post
>>153245018*Raises tone from the cup belt*
>>153245012It’s been a crazy 48 hours. I have 4 bottles of gatorlyte I have to pound before my 8:30AM flight in the morning
>>153245036so you're saying that you went from beeeeeeeeeeep to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>153245040What am I a dump truck?
>>153245045well it depends on if it has tonal capability
>mad at the sun
>>153244984Rekt.
.
>>153245045size 39 dump for sure couldn't see the puck if it hot you in the face
>>153245054whys that mufugga gotta be so bright
>>153245058jej
>>153244996Bro how did you peel your frozen cheeks from the seat? I would've pussied out to the Kia club. Not built for this gay ass cold.
>>153245061You're just jelly of my massive dumpy but your mom doesnt complain.>>153245048Maybe if theres like a "just backing up alarm" and a " MOVE YOU DUMB ASSHOLE" alarm
>>153245057the people that want you to hate china are in the epstein files.
my golden knights fucking suck
>>153245086Andersson sucks
>>153245083The Chinese weren't invited to the island cause they dicks too small
why didnt the bruins just kill the penalties?
can't believe some idiot is going to spend over 2k just so they can smell what hagel's sweat smells like and then reinvigorate it and drink it
>>153244805from another point of view, boston is the team most victimised by ref conspiracies.
>>153245089trading a shitload for him and not using him in PP is so fucking retarded
>>153245103he's a big nfl fan
>>153245058these screencaps aren't even funny anymore
>>153245112Gallant wasnt the problem in vegas
>>153245125I'm sorry the Bruins lost little buddy, better luck next time!
>>153245083I hate everyone. No offense, im sure you're just swell. And i don't like any country, especially yours. And I hardly like mine.
My ruins :c
>>153245129No he was fucking awful for the Knights because his tenure wears thin after years.
turns out that nicholas roy was the reason for the knights success after all
>>153245122I think you're just mad I'm winning the auction
the niggerkike mods locked /nfl/ so you can't even post on it unless you're from a hypergoygigadoxxed ip address. has this ever happened on /hoc/?
My bolties c:
>>153245164It isnt locked? What are you talking about?
>>153245086Just like my islanders
>>153244170I like hockey as a sport but I don't really like how the results feel very random to me. I know there's skill involved but it also just feels like there's a huge luck component and teams just get randomed out.In most of the other major sports, a conference or division leader is very, very unlikely to lose to someone at the bottom of the division or conference. In hockey, it basically feels like 50/50 no matter who is facing off in the regular season. If the Avalanche faced off against the Flames tomorrow, it wouldn't even be surprising if the Flames won the game.
>>153244839What sort of cope is this? Canada only has 40 million people and a quarter of them are immigrants, most of which are 'recent immigrants' (read: brownoids).
>>153245206the nhl has lots of parity nowadays so the best teams are something like only 25-40% better than the worst teams and when the worst teams get lucky enough they can win
>>153245164Not sure what you're talking about since I'm not blocked, but /nfl/ has two serious chronic problem posters that the mods hate. One is a New Zealand poster who has been banned for like 5 years and he just ban evades/uses proxy sites/resets his phone to ban evade. He mostly stays on topic but the mods hate him and try to do ban wars with him every few days but he keeps coming back.The other guy just posts nonstop porn. It feels like the mods have largely given up trying to moderate the /nfl/ general and now people just post whatever in there. Porn will just stay up undeleted for days at this point.4chan mods don't really have the tools to moderate the website and we're at a point where the trolls and malicious actors have better tools at their disposal than the moderators do. I'm actually pretty worried this site will become unusable very soon if a handful of destructive people decide to ruin it. Mods are slowly losing control of this website so it wouldn't surprise me if they're resorting to desperate measures to try and prevent complete collapse.Go Sens.
>>153245237wow that's a lotta words
my duckies about to choke and donate the golden showers another garypoint
i forgot the olympics is soon
>>153245237dang /nfl/ seems like a pretty nigger gennyworld champions ah ah ab
>>153245249Thank you. I type fast. About 136WPM.
The absolute fucking state of the Bombston Ruins.
>>153245237>I'm actually pretty worried this site will become unusableThis has been the case for years for large swathes of the site. You may not have noticed since by and large third-worlders don't care about Burger sports.
>>153245103>Worn during the first periodEvery player gets three jerseys in the game which are then sold to creeps online.Grim
>>153245310/sp/ died with generals
>>15324525910 days till puck drop! We'll get a good game between Finland and Slovakia and a blowout between Sweden and Italy. Should be fun
>>153245338If I buy all three jerseys I can combine their power...
>We are he best team in the West>.....>Loses 5 fucking games in a row
oh cool copey can go fuck himself with a cactus
>>153245259I forgot to build the arena
copey is the mayor of /hoc/ despite his abhorrent choice of fandom
>nords feat latins passion
shots fired, fine incoming
Quack quackitty quack quack quack
cope the knights play very hard in the third period and the third period only.
>>153245450cope the Oilers play the Leafs next and WILL WIN and WILL pass the Knights in points and in the standings. KWAB!!!!!
well that was needlessly stressful
I feel better now. I decided to control the pain.
>>153245468fuck off with the AI slop
>>153245472snot AI, there are all manners of pepes that have been drawn over the years if you just search for them. pepe cutting himself is particularly prolific.
>>153245481>>153245468
>>153245438Oh fuck off, stop pussyfooting around it and call it what it was, straight up rigging. I hate when players act all coy and passive aggressive about shit officiating but they need to because if they actually call them out they will blatantly target the team because there is zero fucking oversight in a multi-billion dollar machine with direct ties to multi-billion dollar gambling conglomerates.Tampa was getting swirlied on home ice during their big gay swashbuckling jamboree so the NHL jammed it up Boston's ass so we wouldn't end up with another rags/kitties. There is clearly bullshittery going on in these big outdoor games, Detroit got fucked when Edvinsson got smashed in the face with a stick with the ref looking directly at him but it was Poolumbuses Cinderella story season because a player that spent the majority of his career in Calgary died while under contract there so they couldn't ruin that for all 30 people that give a fuck about the Teds.Yeah I'm fucking seething, kiss my ass. I'm sick of this sunbelt shit, they've been getting carted to the finals for 7 straight fucking years. Vegas gets gifted a cup because God forbid they end up like a typical expansion team in Money City, Tampa gets back2back bubble bullshit cups because they can't actually play a full season without running Vasy into the fucking ground, and Florida concussed their way to back2back cups and the gayest fucking sunbeltastic final Gary could have possible dreamed of.
>>153245521>I'm sick of this sunbelt shit, they've been getting carted to the finals for 7 straight fucking years. Vegas gets gifted a cup because God forbid they end up like a typical expansion team in Money City, Tampa gets back2back bubble bullshit cups because they can't actually play a full season without running Vasy into the fucking ground, and Florida concussed their way to back2back cups and the gayest fucking sunbeltastic final Gary could have possible dreamed of.the NHL should force owners to give a shit then in the north because every owner in the north is retarded. muh sunbelt shit dies real quick when you realize the teams down south want to WIN more than the fucking teams in Canada and northern america.
>>153245525it's true, teams in hockey markets don't need to win to sell tickets so why bother investing the time and money in developing and maintaining talent? i mean the canucks don't even have a practice arena whereas utah has one from the space age
>>153245521>oilers vs shorks>celebrini dodges a high stick>ref decides to call it a penalty>celebrini says it wasn't a penalty>ref ignores him>shorks get absolutely refpucked against Calgary in their next game
>>153245537>They literally don't give a fuck if something actually happened or not.. they just want to call penaltiesWhy are they so evil?
>>153245551Because it makes them feel powerful.
>>153245521based knower
>>153245536But also look at how many teams just flat out do not give a shit about the idea of prospect development, or fan engagement or what actually matters. Its why free agency and any sort of idea of hope is retarded. Look at the Caps this season, turns out everything was running on an insane heater and they look mediocre. Do the owners care? nah, they get to sell more Ovi shit to fans.
>>153245525>teams down south want to WIN more than the fucking teams in Canada and northern america.Florida just wanted to win so bad they willed the DOPS into being lobotomized.
>>153245554
>>153245560Okay and Florida still was the team to beat these past three years. the DoPS is retarded but its always been retarded. What is a penalty? What is goalie interference? What is the rulebook? Even if we want to argue about the Campbell bullshit, the NHL has a referee integrity issue
If the Canucks aren't here to win, are they here to make friends?
The real reason Canada doesn't win the cup is the 7 teams refuse to trade with each other unless it is minor/inconsequential shit. >but Calgary traded with hongcouver a couple years agoA) That helped them have their best year since 2011B) They did so specifically to spite Edmonton, also trading Tanev to Dallas for fuck allMeanwhile sunbelt teams have no fear of trading amongst themselves. If every Canadian team will only trade south while southern teams are willing to trade with anyone, this results in the talent overwhelmingly concentrating in the south.>>153245551They're failed hockey players. Imagine wanting to be an NHLer so bad but you suck so much that you can't even be a tweener or career AHLer. They cope and become refs but they're constantly reminded of their failure by all the people around them being elite NHLers.
>>153245558That doesn't really apply there because the Caps have one of the better prospect pools and two of the best developmental teams in the country.
>>153245558They made a pretty good trade for Sourdif.
>>153245585they also traded a 2nd for Sourdif, so they had to be nails on that. The issue is their goaltending has been shit and has (predictably) regressed. >>153245582do they? because its been forever since Lapierre was drafted and he's still looking awful
>>153245594I get why the ref didn't see him coming but the can guy has no excuse
>>153245595They had the second or third most players playing in the WJC this year and I think last and all the other teams around them were bottom feeders that have been drafting high for years.And of course they are going to look mediocre this season, Ovi is checked out. They've been running the team directly through him for 20 years, when he's playing like shit, they play like shit. They are probably going to be shit next year too when he's gone because they are going to need to redraw the entire structure of the team.
>>153245600he was performing a public service
>>153245600ummmm FUCK THE REFS
>Navy Federal Credit Union Stadium Series
Can’t wait to see lame Hutson jumped in the playoffs, him being alive in a “contact” sport at 5’9 160 makes hockey look like a joke
just ordered two records.
Well?
>>153245103*STAR WARS MEME TEMPLATE*>The money is going to charity, right Gary?>Right Gary?
>>153245766post link to discogs collection
>>153245817i'm not that autistic. my collection is pretty small right now, it used to be thousands though.
>>153245830sorry fren but the bruins had their time in the sun, now it is time for their years of darkness.
knights are bad bros but not as bad as the laffs
>>153245919it's not over yet but that was the most Boston thing I've seen in awhile
>>153245925>this shit is less shit than that other shit, because this shit has corn in it
>>153245951we call that roy now
>>153245951sounds just like my e-slop
>>153245965>this marner is less marner than that other marner, because this marner has roy in it
>>153245974what
had to splash out 400 dollars for a plumber to fix, my fat friend was over watching the leafs with me and he took an insane matthews apparently
>>153245985grim i went into the bathroom after a cute girl the other day at work and she blew it up
but which player is vomit
>>153245992we call that a jamie benn
craziest marner ever caught on film
>2 goalie fights in a yearBecoming too common
Body woke me up at 3am to take a screaming marner
>>153245999brutal roy
>roy>pronounced "wah"
>>153245999we call those cooleys now
Somebody tried to tell me that we call them "Cutter Gauthiers" now
we actually call em swaymans now
>>153245999Checked also I had to ask myself if this was ai or not. But this is something they totally do in the animal kingdom to survive. Just SHIT
>>153246025that is absolutely AI but even as a fiction it is funny
>>153246037I got fooled
>and in other news, Gary Bettman is awarded an $800,000 bonus!
I'm so bored already just get to the playoffs
>>153246141it's olympic time buddy :)
>>153246141but anon you should enjoy the ride, it's exciting
ten garycoins deposited into your account
>>153246141There should be 56 games a season. 1 game against every team. 2 against every team in your division. And 3 against every team in your conference.
ten midweek 3pm games between flyover sunbelts deposited into your ESPN+ account
>>153246187I like the idea. We can spruce it up even further by making it so you get:2 point for a win against every team outside of your division and conference3 points for a win against every team outside of your division4 points for a win against your divisional opponents
>>153246208*3 points for a win against conference opponents
>>153246141You didn't enjoy the spectacle yesterday goyim?
>>153246208no. Every game should be worth 1 point. you either win or you dont.
wins are worth 5 points and losses minus 3 points
How about this: if you lose 10 in a row that means you forfeit your 1st round draft pick to whoever the 10th team that beat you was
How about this: the team with the highest jersey sales gets the first overall
>>153246341hello garydo you think you'll be named in the next batch of epstein files?
>>153246350thoughts on your loss to bud?
The Joe in the files, who do you think it is chat? Pavelski? Thornton? Sakic?
>>153246375Joe Mama
>>153246377FUCK YOU TOO MY MANG!
>>153246377Classic
>>153246395You know what isn't classic for your country?
>>153246375Mullen.
>>153246525texan bbq
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>153246600Good morning. I hear the rags are making a trade today. Not Panarin, but they are making a trade. Drury has been working the phones all weekend, and now that it's monday, the other gm's will check their messages.
