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>>153239604>>153239604>>153239604Already a thread. MODS OP IS SPAMMING/FLOODING THE CATALOGUE
I love /trans/ lads
>>153248349Erm based I will be using this thank you anon
prefect anon is going to FREAK
>>153248368MODS HE'S SPAMMING THIS GIF
this is the thread>>153248368this anon is OBSESSED with trannies
Totternam are 14th
I miss the old SSN before they started hiring more DEI slagsClub Foot by Kasabian
>>153248411you're here
Someone's vexed
WHAT A FUCKING BORING DEADLINE DAY SOMEONE MAKE SOME FUCKING SIGNINGS
hey i'm new to /epl/
>>153248415I still remember seeing the dildo guy's tweet being retweeted onto my timeline before he did it. Truly a magical time.
>>153248349Thanks for making this thread, OP. Didn't see another one in the catalog.
Gary Cotterill needs to rope
>>153248349>Mateta transfer called off
wat happened to mcneil he was good at bumley
>>153248519>he was good at bumleyHe got 1 G/A in an entire season once
All in here>>153239604>>153239604>>153239604
>>153248415>I miss the old SSN before they started hiring more DEI slags>Club Foot by Kasabianthey used to have that over hyped Kate abdo
>>153248529Yeah but the entire team were shit that season
>>153248538is everything ok pal?
>>153248538Nah we'll stay here and discuss football. You can stick to your characterfaggotry over there x
this thread is dead and will prolly get deleted soon cuz its like a duplicate or whatever anyways move here >>153248538>>153248538>>153248538
>>153248555as has long been established, duplicates don't get deleted anymore.
>>153248553done him
>David spamming his thread here >no new replies in his thread while he's posting hereKek. Glad Tonali didn't go to Arsenal, he wouldn't start and Arsenal don't deserve him
>>153248587tonali is overrated lmao
>ricardo pepi didn't go to fulham
Tonali is shite la
>Done deal: Strand Larsen joins Crystal Palaceif mateta really will be out for months due to required surgery then it makes sense they went ahead with it
>>153248611Is he getting benched for the rest of the season then?
For the good of the integrity of the sport they should stop Serie A players from coming to the prem and lowering the standard
>>153248611Damn that's actually a decent signing
>>153248611so who have wolves got now
dave having another melty about any mention of his threads flopping kek
>>153248549desu you’re legit gay if you wouldn’t
>>153248638Yes
>>153248638they wanted adam armstrong but that was part of a chain of transfers that might not have gone ahead
>>153248641>desu you’re legit gay if you wouldn’tsaying a walled slag is over hyped doesn't mean i wouldn't
>>153248639kek it's just tradition atp
>>153248638They just signed Armstrong from Southampton. Clearly preparing for life in the Champ which 2bh is a pretty smart tactic. Don't wanna end up like Leicester or the other perma-champ teams
£20m for Dwight Mcneil is insane
>>153248675mint thought armstrong was a lot older than 28 desu
>>153248684>dunkingonjanny.jpgBlatant ban evasion
>Chelsea will have completed around 11 deals with Strasbourg by the end of the transfer window.How is this even legal?
>>153248697whoa chill out schizo, stick to your own flopped threads so the non-degenerates can have some peace
>>15324868610 million for him being English 10 million for him being a Prem player0 million for his ability
>>153248706It's a Chelsea and City world
>>153248662So you’re gay then
>Kalvin Phillips is stil a Man City playerWew
>>153248751gay for saying I'd shag Kate abwog? Yeah I guess
>>153248751so you're a simp then
>>153248753https://www.sufc.co.uk/news/2026/february/02/kalvin-phillips-signs/>this has actually happened in the year 2026
ynr when city paid 45mil pounds for kalvin Phillips
>>153248779He's still on Man City's books though. Seems like a lifetime ago he signed.
>>153248781I know, I'm just saying it's remarkable he's gone to Blades.
Palace sign Strand LarsenMateta not going anywhere because of his dodgy knee
>>153248779Xhaka and Phillips will do wonders
>>153248779His stamina must be wrecked
>>153248684KEK David do be brown thoughJust like most manure customers
Why didn't Manchester United get European football this season?
>>153248798>Palace finally have depth for 1 position >Only because Milan found his knee is plastic
>>153248829Because they didn't draw any of the Welsh clubs in the cups.
>>153248829It's okay, a lack of European football will surely help them go on a good cup run.
>>153248829like glastonbury or the ashes, they take a year off sometimes
did palace try selling an old motor to milan knowing that the entire underside is being held together by rust
>>153248840but....
>>153248845Do they not understand that Serie A clubs do exactly this all the time. They can smell the scam a mile away because they are the masters of it
>>153248852>Discarding the FA cupABU
From the Sheff Utd website:>In recent seasons Phillips, nicknamed the Yorkshire Pirlo, has enjoyed loan spells in the Premier League at West Ham United and Ipswich Town.Did Pirlo get signed by Juventus and sat on the bench there for four years?
>>153248845that's not nice to say about french people
>>153248866I'm tired and unironically read that as "The Yorkshire Pudding"
Lily Phillips can sit on my sofa
>>153248874that would probably be a better nickname after four years of sitting about.
>>153248866The yorkshire pirlo? first time hearing that, must be a Leeds name
someone just made a /comfy/ + /epl/ thread
>>153248891more like /autism/ + /autism/
looking forward to seeing him play against arsenal tomorrow
>>153248891I made it. Not a competitor to /epl/. Just wanted a place to have a slower moving chat with anons about epl.
>>153248888>>153248888>>153248888>>153248888based comfy quads
>>153248908take your fucking meds
>>153248891fair enough this place is full of weird baiting schizo freakazoids anyways, i might just go there instead
>>153248902Anon.....
I completely forgot Burnley exists
>>153248890it was
>>153248866 He's not even the half cast Perillo
Why are you shitting up the comfy thread? I stated clearly that it's not a replacement for this thread
>>153248908sinking like a stone in a catalogue near you
Other thread is filled with anime and schizo posting. This is the thread.
the "comfy" thread seems to be a containment thread for the biggest schizos
6 /epl/s lads that's insane
dave there have to be better ways to spend 14 hours in your cramped bangladeshi call centre than bumping your threads until all hours of the night (stop only to impotently report posts and roll over to masturbate (he calls it gooning))
>>153248965hasidic david has a desperate need to be OP. he made the last thread after manure were getting the piss taken out of them
>>153248971fucking hell that's hilarious
>>153248971KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I'M HOWLING
>Done deal: Sheffield Wednesday have signed Zimbabwean midfielder, Marvelous Nakamba, on a free transfer, a deal until the end of the season after he departed Luton Town.I think they should wait until he's good enough to lift Wednesday off the bottom of the table before they start praising him.
going to watch sunderland burnley?
>>153248993Kek. Incredible he was once on the books of Villa.
>>153248474>>153248467>>153248411Kwab
fair price for these 3?
>>153248995>watching parkerballmight go for a nice long hot bath
>>153249021Slowly getting whiter, palace bros...
>For his similar style of play, Phillips was given the nickname "Yorkshire Pirlo" by Leeds fans in homage to Andrea Pirlo.[103][104] Pirlo himself has labelled Phillips a "bit of a regista",[105]Why don't they nickname him the "bit of a regista" instead? The Italian Phillips said so.
>>153249021100m seems reasonable
>>153249018dave is going to be vexxxed by this, you know he planned his evening around reporting posts til the wee hours
any reason to watch sunderland or bumley?burnley arent interesting anymore to me
>>153249051tighten up the relegation battle innit
>>153249057Ok guess i will watch to see Scott Parker get kwabbed
it's >our time now
>>153249051>anymoreThey haven't been interesting for many years. Only thing of any note will be Scott Parker lasting the season.
Shay Lacey 2 goals vs West Brom u21sBright futures for the Young Devils!
>>153249047kirdblt
Shay Lacey gets his hattrick! 3-1
Okonkwo (OG)
>>153249457you what
>>153248753>>153248781Daily reminder he's on £150k/pw and still has 3 years left on his deal with City
BREAKING: Foreign owned megacorp interested in signing random foreigner
Did I miss any late /trans/ madness?
>>153250090Yes. I took her home late at night and didn't find out until one of us whipped a cock out and it wasn't me.
No new CM for my United :(Ugarkek sub for the rest of the season it is
Not a fan of this baggie jeans trend
>Dwight McNeil move from Everton to Crystal Palace off. Deal sheet submitted in time + 26yo #EFC winger completed medical. But after Mateta sale collapsed #CPFC changed terms from £20m purchase to loan with buy obligation & then pulled out
>>153250185They tried to scam TWO clubs in one day?
>>153250162these niggas looking like me when i was 9 years old and decided to try on my dad's trousers
OI LIVERSISSY NO! PACK IT IN!
>>153249773Yeah and what
>>153249773Random foreigner don't go
>>153250185lel what the fuck is parish doing
Good window lads. Dare I say it, a cheeky play-offs appearance?
Did the disasi deal collapse or is it still being negotiated somehow?
>>153250523>… and Axel Disasi’s move from Chelsea to West Ham is belatedly confirmed. It’s a loan deal for the 27-year-old French centre-back, which was widely expected to go through today, and it has. The London Stadium fax machine (or modern equivalent) is in perfect working order.
>>1532490212 pakis and a fatty, ffs palace have some respect
>>153250557glad to see >we left the most important business right to the last second and got the unwanted cutoffs from local rivals
Get rid of the January transfer window.
>>153250557Dude should be rusty as fuck
>>153250818>rusty as fuckperfect for The Irons™
wtf i forgot chelsea actually released sterling
Hugo is the new Romariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FN4AGq2VA0
>>153250835End of an era
>>153250257English teams used to have English players in them
my boy sanchy isn't in epstein files :D
that's an expensive jacket
>>153253400that's weird. was just on my spanish duolingo and that was one of the sentences
Why are there 9 epl threads in the catalog?
>>153253859There's 5, you missed the slashes. To answer your actual question: severe autism.
>From embarrassing tifos to the groundbreaking AFTV, Arsenal’s supporters are increasingly regarded as undignified weirdos
>>153253859Someone once posted "Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney", and a certain someone has never recovered from it.
>Harvey Elliott is expected to stay at Aston Villa for the remainder of the campaign after failing to find an agreement on a return to Liverpool.>Club sources say there had been no progress or recent discussions on the removal of the 10-game obligation that exists in the deal for Elliott, which indicates that Villa need to pay a permanent fee between £30-35m to sign the 22-year-old permanently.>If Villa wished to end the agreement they would have to pay to a termination fee, while Liverpool did not want to recall Elliott. As it stands, the situation remains the same, with Elliott staying until the end of the campaign.
>>153253859it needs to be more so we can get the mods' attention to start banning duplicate threads. assuming the mods even exist on this godforsaken outer-board anymore, that is
>>153253887>football's flat eartherskek pretty accurate, imagine what they will come out with if they bottle it again
Is this actually embarrassing for Arsenal? Come on!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gU277dBf8I
>>153253936disaster all round
>>153253887ya the biggest embarrassment is Starmer
>>153253887Bizarre article. Football is an emotional game, every football fan overcelebrates their team winning and has a meltdown when their team loses. Then usually you get on with your life for the rest of the week until the next match, but of course you're not going to see that if you're only looking at online fan forums and Youtube channels which are specifically made to discuss football and nothing else.
>>153254002it accurately describes how arsenal customers are seen nothing bizarre about itthey are called cringe fc for a reason maybe it hit too close to home for you?
>>153253887https://archive.is/pGsZh>Arteta is the LinkedIn manager, like a more handsome Spanish version of Jake Humphrey. At the Emirates there is psychobabble in big letters along the corridors: “This is our time.” On another wall is written: “Our non-negotiables: discipline, leadership, dominate, compete.”lmao spot on
>>153253887This applies to every club in the top 6
>>153254049>top 6Slop 6*
>>153254013It's no different to any other fanbase. Liverpool were running away with the league last season and you could still see online posts saying Van Dijk and Salah were finished or that Konate was dogshit. Then you have a club like Real Madrid, who are objectively the most successful football club in history, and their fans still think there are conspiracies against their team.Plus the whole "I'm an X fan, but I'm definitely not like all those other X fans" is an embarrassing position to take in general. It's just pure clout chasing. Most people who aren't idiots recognise that you don't tar entire groups with the same brush.
>>153253887>Fans of other clubs looked on with derision as Arsenal appropriated tifos (their reputation has barely recovered from the shame of the little cannon unveiled for the Champions League semi-final against Paris St-Germain last season), the brass band and the anthem North London Forever, which was adopted way back in the mists of time in, er, 2022. The “Ashburton Ultras” try to bring a European flavour to the Emirates. It feels inauthentic because it is. The sad thing is that Arsenal has a history of its own, but acts as if it wants somebody else’s.lmao brutal but accurate
>>153254060just because other clubs have cringe youtubers or will moan about refs having it out for them doesn't stop cringe fc being exceptionally cringeyou are comparing clubs with a limp to a club without any legs
>>153254065>(their reputation has barely recovered from the shame of the little cannon unveiled for the Champions League semi-final against Paris St-Germain last season)I'd forgotten how bad that was. I don't like the Holmesdale Fanatics whatsoever but at least their tifos have effort put into them.
>>153254112i turned to my wife when i saw that 'tifo' and said "no way these cunts are winning this tie now" and she nodded her head in agreement
>>153254075Even if we accept that Arsenal have the worst fanbase in football, context is just as important as content when it comes to media literacy. Why do you think this article was released now? Arsenal have had a good weekend in terms of results, it looks like they're champions elect and they are in a strong position for the other 3 competitions too. Some football fans of other clubs are struggling to come to terms with the fact that Arsenal will win the league, I would assume a lot of these are Man U fans who are coming to the realisation that soon they will be the new big club with an embarrassing title drought that everyone laughs at. Many of these fans would have been those that jumped on the bandwagon during the Fergie/Wenger days, so Arsenal in particular are a source of their hatred (over Man U's traditional rivals like Liverpool, City or Leeds).And articles like this are just profiting off traffic from people who like to spend their free time seething about Arsenal, not really any different from the reactionary youtube content they are trying to mock. You'd expect this content from a random fan rambling online, but not an established media outlet like the Telegraph. Ultimately you have to accept that this is the state of modern "journalism", but it's still sad.
Insipid pet peeve of mine is when people use the term “big” or “small” to describe a club specifically when arguing about which club is “bigger”. Such an abstract descriptor are you talking about achievements or popularity or arbitrarily ascribing a weighed value to both of the former in an attempt to mathematize statements. Like you’re an adult find more accurate words to explain what you’re thinking. It always reminds me of that creepy or wet gym copypasta in how nonsensical those adjectives are.
Don't celebrate goalsDon't get upset over lossesIt's weird
>>153254156>they will be the new big club with an embarrassing title drought that everyone laughs at.This incorrectly assumes that isn't already the case.
>>153254156>media literacydoes your boyfriend know you're on 4chan?
Meanwhile mention the actually-embarrassing state of the Yid Army and get bannedProtected species even on 4chan
>>153254176cool it with the antisemitism
>>153254176I hit the button every time you type the word solely to make you seethe.
>>153254216based shit stirrer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNmxddPMU8Y
>>153253887>‘I married into the Jewish community – there are certain doors I can't follow my children through’George Chesterton is content to be the outsider in his familyright so he's a not so secret yid then
>>153254040>undignified weirdos>football's flat earthersis the article writing about aw?
>>153254168It also incorrectly assumes that Arsenal are a big club.
>>153254326>flagevery time
>>153254216dave how does it feel impotently reporting posts all day for weeks on end? fulfilling i'm sure
>>153253887Arsenal fans are probably the most passive I've ever met. They are rarely serious people. Chelsea, Villa, and especially Liverpool and United fans are way too serious will probably throttle you if you mention haysel or moyes or something.
>>153253859there should be some built in mechanic on 4chan where if you create ten flopped threads in a row you are prevented from making a new thread. It turns the board into a clutter, it kills an existing thread just so a new flop can sink like a stone in the catalogue
ordered some Christmas decorations 80% off, just a short ten month wait to put them up!
Arsenal have won the PL this season so feel free to type whatever bile you wish about us.
>>153253887That tifo wasn't even from the fans, was it? I think the fans had something else but the club blocked it and came up with that one themselves?
>>153254457yes it's just bile from fans of loser clubs
looks like his dubbed anime has unlocked the word 'bile'
>>153254476Well, no. It's from your own club. But the fans aren't to blame for it. Or maybe they are because I don't know what the original was supposed to be and why it was blocked in the first place.
>>153254484yes and you've got how much more bile to spread about Arsenal?
Which one of you was this
>cheeky bit of banter in the newspapers (from one of their own no less) calling them flat earthers >the lads have a giggle>better reply to everyone with the word bile to show how not bothered i am
Not being funny but if Arsenal are flat-earthers, why do they refuse to play the ball on the ground?
If you think bile is an uncommon or unusual word then you are thick as pigshit and your opinions are worthless.
I haven't seen the word "pigshit" for many years. Or "bile".
you haven't seen a vagina for years either, pussy
>>153254542what other words and phrases do you think we say?
>>153253952God only knows
>more talking about Arsenali'm okay with that since we've won the Premier this season
just counting my chickens ladswhy no they haven't hatched yet, why do you ask?
how about you count all the PLs your team is gonna win this season? oh wait, i'll do it for you. ZERO
>"Thought of Tonali doing the same as Isak was enough for Howe to meet with him. He admitted that he cannot commit his long term future to the club. Arsenal,despite making no attempt to sign him in January, have already indicated he would be a potential player of interest" -Luke Edwards>Cuckcastle
>>153254691>trusting anything Luke Edwards says after the summer shitshow
>>153254679we don't sign our posts here
Arseanal love getting cucked and fucked by Manchester United. It's in their genes.
>>153254499That's Pearsey for you
>>153253887>Arteta is the LinkedIn manager, like a more handsome Spanish version of Jake Humphrey.kek mad accurate
