PREVIOUS: >>153236118SEA: The Mariners are close to acquiring Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals, multiple sources told The Athletic’s Katie WooWBC: Austin Wells will play for the Dominican Republic in the WBCFA: Avisaíl García, who hasn’t played since being released by the Marlins in 2024, announced his retirement on MondayCLE: Guardians re-signed LHP Kolby Allard to a minor league contract with an invitation to spring trainingLAA: Angels signed 3B Yoan Moncada to a one-year, $ 4 million dealBAL: Orioles acquired 3B Bryan Ramos from the White Sox for cash considerationsARI: John Gambadoro of 98.7 FM in Phoenix confirms that the Diamondbacks have expressed interest in free agent first baseman Carlos SantanaCIN: Jeff Passan of ESPN reports that the Reds have reached an agreement to reunite with free agent third baseman Eugenio Suárez on a one-year, $15 million contract
doyers
First for Gallen!
>>153251681who wore it better
What goes on in Panama?
>>15325169330 run blowouts
>>153251693tax evasion
>>153251690>>153251681Yankees were infinitely more raped. Jays may have choked but the Yankees didn’t even show up.
>>153251693Transportation
>>153251693some chilean on a flagless board showed everyone this song from panamahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Q17EsvN5M
Jfc end this fucking game already!
>>153251693About tree fiddy! kek.
>>153251693I call it Bananama.
Where is the baybaw link?
Thoughts on the Marlins' chances for next season?
Eyyyy I’m fuckin sex traffickin little girls ova hea
i imagine panama is like the flintstones except everythings made out of coconuts instead of dinosaur bones
I GOT A MULE HER NAME IS SALFORTY MILES ON THE PANAMA CANAL
>>153251693Nothing to see here move along goym
>>153251729mlbwebcast
>>153251742Jews rape kids? wtf since when
>>153251755Oh I was hoping youtube :(
>all these walksat this point, the Mexican team would score runs just standing there in the batter's box
>>153251742looks like he has a clown wig haphazardly glued to his head
>>153251755>>153251769Nevermind, it's on my boomer cable subscription :D
I imagine Panama to be entirely canal with houses built on the edges, everyone has huge container ships sail through their backyards constantly. They survive off scraps thrown overboard by passing sailors.
>>153251748I love American traditional music
>naming your country after a Van Halen song
>>153251781That's how it works, my parents took a cruise there.
>best bunter of a generationI wish that dane was here to see this
>>153251729wait theres baybaw on?
Brendan Donovan is now official, but I accidentally posted in NFL so pretend my post has a pic of him in a Mariners uniform.
>>153251742Steve Cohen named in the files too
>>153251824donovan is a good alabama boy. hes not going to like living in a (((progressive))) city. i expect him to have a down year as he fights those demonic forces
>>153251840He'll fit right in brother -HH
>these are 10/10s in Panama
>>153251828>>153251742oy vey
>>153251874>tee hee we are cute young girls who want to explore this heckin beautiful wor- ARGHGH STOP PELASEHUDH MOMMY PLEASE SAVE MEEANRGHHGHGHGHi don't get it
There's been worse chokes, /mlb/ has short attention spans. Doesn't help this genny hates leafs. Still proud of my team. Gonna run it back and make ya seethe some more. Also Joe is finally getting a statue, so that's pretty cool. >in be4 blow gays kek>in be4 they had it in the bag>in be4 ernieclementenjoyingbaseballbyslidingintohomeplatewhilesmiling.jpg
>>153251907Does it somehow get worse than choking in the bottom of the ninth of game 7 of the World Series? To a guy that hit seven home runs all year and under 60 his entire career?
>>153251907what are you still on about?
>>153251907it wasnt even the worst choke of the playoffs last season
yea Kekering's throw was pretty bad
>>153251907DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153251907No rational person believes Jays Doyers was a choke. Yanks Doggies 5th inning however...
Caribbean baseball is major league. Expect their stats to be incorporated into official MLB stats soon
>it's the baseball episode of ds9fucking based, thank you h and i
>>153252009Barger getting doubled off at second wasn't not a choke
Panama comeback starts now
>>153251907joe carter is a baseball terrorist and I hope you get cancer
>>153252118This but unironically.
can you guys pick me up an o-m-cheese burger? kthxbai
guys we still meeting up for some stickball in the alley after school tomorrow?
blow gays kek
>>153252185i can't, i have to go to the dentist
thought they had it in the bag kek
kek
Nobody’s signing Framber because he is black.
>>153252187love that throw to third
>>153251907
>>153252147I went to applebee's for lunch the other day and saw this monstrosity on the menu. the burger already has cheese on it. why is it sitting in a pool of more cheese?
O CAN'T WIN NADA
>>153252260Same reason why you get both shredded cheese and queso sauce on your burrito. Cheese good.
>>153252260if you're a fucking communist faggot just say so
there they go again
>>153252250Can't trust a bean bandit named Framber, simple as.
>MLB teams flee cash-strapped FanDuel Sports Network for MLB’s broadcast group>At least six baseball clubs that were partnered with Main Street last year — the Cincinnati Reds, Kansas City Royals, Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers, and St. Louis Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays — announced Monday that they will let MLB itself oversee production and distribution of their telecasts.https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7010724/2026/02/02/mlb-broadcast-fanduel-sports-network-exodus/RIP in pieces, RSNs
>>153252147Americans eat out of troughs
all it takes is one single leaf post and the same drooling autists start sperging out every single time
>>153252323Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>153252269>>153252271there's such a thing as too much cheese on a burger.
>>153252323>no more bally barthank fuck
>>153252346
>>153252351this is scientifically true (if you are a homosexual)
>>153252323Do MLB broadcasts display odds like Bally did?
>>153252323Good, fuck gambling. I hope crypto goes to 0 just to watch these sites burn to the ground.
>>153252351>cameraman recoils in horrorkek
>>153252368based
>>153252371he got 6th and 7th degree burns
cheese?
tillamook's
Proud Dominicano :)
>>153252444pepperchecked
>>153252147i imagine they advertise it like>THEY PUT THE BURGER ON THE CHEESE RIGHT WHEN THEY BRING IT OUT TO YOU
>>153252445lel wut
>>153252445Does he even speak Spanish?
>>153252494i know beaner-looking mexicans who can't speak a lick of it. it's funny
Panama is making a comeback.
11-4better luck next time panama
Stanton elbows
>>153252568oh how the mighty have fallen
>>153252445He was one of the only fucking players on the RailRiders who didn't have a reggaeton walk up song and then I come to learn that he's Dominican too
Imagine hating the WBCThe B stands for Based
>>153252466it's worse than you could imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojCUpnvdJfg
>>153252568volpebros... I dont feel too good....
>>153252620they even say it in the ad...>too much cheese
>>153252147
>>153252670>One ejaculating burger please
>>153252730i'm right here, what's up?
>>153252741holy shit, a talking cheeseburger
>>153252693I hate how every food advertisement has to have 15 shots of people cramming it down their throats. It's disgusting.
>>153252787How would you know they're enjoying it if you didn't see it?
>>153252787We need that webm.You know the one.
cram this bussy
>>153252865*crams ya*
everyone have sex with me RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>153252945source?
>>153252947source this bussy
Muncy is the glue guy of this Dodgers baseball era. I really hope they renew him so he can retire in LA.
>>153252620KEK KEKKUMS
I really wanna have sex with that girl that was knitting at the Red Sox game I bet she has a hairy pussy and would let me cum inside
>>153252568Buncha bums right here
>>153252787that webm had like two shots. i saw it
gn, I need to sleep on this trade I think I'll like it in the morning
I finished making all the MLB teams in Super Mega Baseball. I'm playing Blue Jays vs Mets right now. Can't wait for spring training.
>>153253190Kisses you goodnight
>>153253227blue jays vs mets would be a pretty fun WS
>>153253237*crams ya*
>>153253449…
>>153252261He's one of the reasons I'm glad the Blow Gays lost. It was some real cornball shit.
Anyway, gm Mariners nation.
>>153253722it's 2 am on a tuesday dawg
>>153253733Exactly, gm.
>>153252670I am vomit
>>153253778I hope you murder the blue jays if you ever play them again gn
>>153253733chewsday innit?
>>153253818Based. Me too.
mister!ownie!where's the fa signee we were promised?peffter!grifter!promised only nonroster invitees!
Thread is too slow we need nu
Good morning all.
>SEA: The Mariners are close to acquiring Brendan Donovan from the Cardinals, multiple sources told The Athletic’s Katie WooDonovan to Seattle for three lottery tickets. It's gonna be a loooooooong season.
>>153251693Anal stuff
>>153254128Sorry, meant canal stuff
>black catchers
I’ve had it with these mother f#$&!n birds, on this mother f#$&!n bat!
Give us nu
They have nu they just don’t want US tonhave nu
OH WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE SIGN FRAMBER VALDEZ?
>>153254134Yes?
>>153254265No cripples
why does mexico have 2 teams in the caribbean series
rockies
>>153254283One is Team USA.
>>153254283Because Venezuela backed out of the the tournament last minute, so 2nd Mexican team are taking their spot for being hosts.
Dominicanos fear the mexichads
>DominicANOs
I can smell the bean farts starting
>>153254676keep us posted
>>153254676How can you smelt it before you have dealt it?
Give us P. Ness
>>153251874Are these the Dutch women that went missing years ago? The theory is that they got lost, dehydrated, and were eaten by wild animals.
>>153252009I'm not a Doyerpaco, but the Jays choked the entire World Series away. How many opportunities throughout the entire series they had to put the Dodgers away? Like several times.
>>153252445This is why the WBC is more of a joke than international soccer because every team is full of mercenaries.
>>153254745he's not good enough to even be on usa's bench, so he has to play somewhere
>>153254734Idk why but I read a bunch of stuff about famous animal attacks the other night before bed. Like the dingo baby case, and some kid who was allegedly attacked by a mountain lion but people believe he was actually kidnapped and killed, and that tiger that ate that Mexican guy and attacked those two jeets at the San Fransisco zoo. They made a shit load of money off that and one of them died at age 24 kek. Can you imagine surviving a tiger attack at age 20 and then being dead four years later?
the reason the WBC has become a joke is because American insurance companies have put their thumbs on the scale because winning a meme tournament has become just that important for national pride
>>153254734Yeah, given how their bones turned up. There's also another theory that they were killed by a tour guide and the police helped cover it up.
>>153254745baseball is too hard and too little countries play it. The talent pool just isn't big enough.
>>153254745>because every team is full of mercenaries.
>>153254806This post speaks volumes about whatever country this is supposed to be
thoughts?
>>153254827>thoughts?I was just thinking what if his name was Derek Jeeter and instead of being the hall of fame shortstop for the New York Yankees he was some kinda Indian guy?
>>153254827I;m thinking about thos beans
>>153254827if anyone bets on the dodgers missing the playoffs they might make a shitload of money just saying
>>153254734Their camera was recovered and extra pictures were taken of the jungle about a week after they went missing. It's pretty creepy
>>153254881>going hiking into a jungle these europeans have no comprehension of how untouched and vast our wilderness is. the amount of predatory animals that will just slaughter you is unmatched.
>>153254827sneks gonna sneak up on ya
gmfull time colt/cole with brendan flyover for ben who I liked and jurrange/tai who I am not attached to and some comp draft picks.... it's a fine trade and the team is probably better than last year now.
>>153254912Gay mets lad
>>153254827poodres kek
>>15325482728 soon.
>>153254827This is fake af they don’t even add up to 100%
>>153254745WBC is reddit
>>153255129So it’s based?
This just in, soulless husk proclaims everything he dislikes as reddit. We will keep you updated as the story breaks. Back to you Rob.
We ALL love Reddit!!
>>153255167this but unironically
>>153255129Don’t do a balk please!
>>153255129disliking the wbc is reddit
>the first wbc game is canada losing to itselfkino, reminds me of when the maple leafs lost to their own zamboni driver
The WBC is ebaumsworld.
WBC is a myth.
>>153255240>laffs
>>153254827my pirates :)
WBC has its kino moments like when Canada beat the shit out of Mexico
>>153254827>3 of the top 4 teams in the NLE uhh NL Comedy Central bros i dont feel so good..
>>153254827Why are people predicting the Barves to be so good? Positive regression? How often does that pan out? They didnt make major additions or anything.
>>153255544a full season of acuna adds 30 wins
>acunangl forgot about this lil nigga
OUR DIVISION IS GOODDONT LOOK AT THE RESULTS LOOK AT THE ODDS
Uhhh NL Least bros? How should we spin this
embiggen deez nutz
>ben rortvedt dfa'd by the resd to make room for genohope he lands somewhere and gets some playing time. he was surprisingly clutch for us in September and early October.
Source: Keith Hernandez has agreed to a new contract with SNY.>t. Bunbunmaru Sports
>>153255879Marlins and Nats holding us down
Keith coming back to SNY
>>153255879Gay Barves injuries
>>153255983>>153255943>having to have MLB broadcast your games cuz your broadcasts are so unprofitable
Jackson Kowar, RHP, claimed off waivers by the Minnesota Twins.>t. Me, I'm reporting this one
>>153255879FAGGets kek!
>>153254077Some good names on this one
>>153255879you are an FAGGet kek!!
>>153256109>>153256285You rang?
>>153256352kek...KEK!!!
Fuck
ok, this is epic
>>153256352KEK
>>153256566bro took a dna test and flunked it lmao
>>153256352>faggett>mobile gaybears I'm starting to think there might be a higher power pulling the strings here
>>153255939PLEASE PICK HIM UP AGAIN, DOGGIE DOOSt. MY FEELINGS
>>153256352FAGget kekaroo!!!
>>153256611I hope Hal does Uma Musume night.
kekiniarooodini!!!
Panama sucks bros, Mexico is beating them again after just a few hours sleep.
Hall of Fame Mets Legend Carlos Beltran
Kyle Tucker's bussy is wider than Phil Cuzzi's strike zone, IYKWIM
>>153257063They're erecting a statue of him at Citi Field taking thay Wainright slop for strike 3.
That was then and this is now
Call me Kekina now...
It's cold. It's dark. The snow is frozen solid and has been here for years and years, it seems. And there's no baseball.
hahahahaha!!!! Kek!!! LOL LULZ!!!!
>>153257220it's almost 80 degrees here in february
the lean roberts era has begun
>>153257495graterol says he lost 15 pounds
>>153257516it's over
>>153257495he gave tucker 60M while being sober???
>>153257495He’s got black man AIDS lol
>>153257684HELLLL YEAH
>>153257495>still black
>>153257381Kino sovl.
>>153257495he got AIDS from mookie
>>153254827>Twins over the TigersThat seems weird.
my barber fucked up my cut and I look like a busta it’s so over for me
>Former MLB pitcher Pat Mahomes has been arrested for parole violation.I hope he can clean up his act, for the sake of his kids.
>>153257935Manfred and Goodell should blacklist Patrick, who is obviously enabling his father.
>>153257935He’s a fag for backing out of the John Rocker fight that buck is scared of getting broken.
>>153254827Think it’s time to put a cheeky fiver on the fish
>>153254827Brendan Flyover gonna put my M's on top!
aroldis chapman is NOT BRITISHsanity has prevailed
>>153254827Don't know how the Jints are above the Pads, but SF being in the playoffs would be good for baseball.
>>153258058Onna chewsday innit?
So what’s the date that the qualifying offer penalty no longer applies? Feb 15? That’s the day someone signs Framber, don’t think anyone wants to give up the draft pick if they don’t have to.
>>153258089their starting pitching is better
Seattle is flyover
>>153258154Gallen will be signed on Gallentines Day btw
>>153258169They’re only known for suicides lol. Complete irrelevant to the culture and history of America. Spiritual black hole
>>153258169Agreed
Why are expansion teams, like the Mariners, so soulless?
>>153258169BREAKING Bunbunmaru Sports can share exclusively this photo clearly showing an aircraft on the ground. Seattle is not flyover.
>>153257495based teetotaler
>>153257978That was fake
>>153258262My 3.5 bros will not stand for this
>birthplace of Boeing>flyover
>>153258303Not my heckin wholesome arms manufacturino ;-;
It doesn’t even register to most baseball fans that the Mariners have never won a pennant let alone World Series. They don’t get trolled for their futility because it’s not on anyone’s radar. They have to make up rivalries out of thin air because of how shallow and fleeting support for their team is. Completely and totally irrelevant, just like the city of Seattle
>>153258334Ohtani is on the board of several arms companies and nobody bothers him about it.
Bro is workshopping his essay about hating Seattle on /mlb/ and I bet he’s never even been there kek
>>153258403hes not in the epstein files so hes one of the good guys
Cubbies :)
>>153258507You sick sonofabitch
>>153258507Delete this
>>153251742>randy levine>>153251828>steve cohenWhat dirty birds (((they))) are.
>>153258504ohtani's name was redacted
>>153258529>What dirty birds (((they))) are.Don't forget NY Giants co-owner (((Steve Tisch))) was also mentioned several times in the Epstein letters. NY is overrun with (((them))).
>>153258507um... mods?
Is (((>>>/pol/))) leaking again? Been a rough couple days for them.
>>153258609why? did something happen?
>>153258654revealed that /pol/ was reinstated on 4ch after moot met with epstein
>>153258708thanks m8. i wasn't being sarcastic at all
>>153258719Apparently Epstein also pushed for activision to put micro transactions in black ops 2 in an email with the ceo of activision. Wtf even is this gay earth anymore?
>>153258719:(
>>153258782Meant for >>153258708
>>153258719we use s/ round these parts
Get ‘im RC
>>153258812but he wasnt being sarcastic so I think the correct nomenclature would be =/= /s
Would you rather:Make 1m a year pitching in the KBO for a 10 year career and having sex with Korean girls but you never make the major leagues ORMake 50k a year for 9 years grinding through the minors to get one cup of coffee due to injury at 32 years old and then immediately wash out of the sport the next season. You’re poor and spent your entire life in small minor league towns riding the bus, but at least you can tell your grandkids about the two weeks and 5 innings you spent in the majors. Also in this scenario your wife is fat, you met her at the Waffle House near the motel.
>>153258873I choose bbw sex always
>>153258873I would pick KBO just to get fat off their fried chicken and be the token fat white monkey player
>>153258873no bugs plz
>>153258873
>>153258873A
>>153258873aanyong hasayo
It would be funny if the Yankees fired Randy Levine for being in the Epstein files. But it's jew york city. The Yankees fired Ronan Tynan for making one little harmless joke about jewish women ----- "The real estate agent said to the tenor, "Don't worry they are not Red Sox fans," according to the apartment-hunter, Dr. Gabrielle Gold-von Simson.--- To which Tynan replied, "I don't care about that, as long as they are not Jewish," Gabrielle Gold-von Simson told NBC New York.--- "Why is that?" asked a flabbergasted Gold-von Simson of the singer.--- Tynan replied that Jewish ladies had been looking at the apartment before and they were "scary," according to Gold-von Simson.But jews are a protected class in NYC. The jew Randy Levine will not get fired for being a pedophile. But Ronan Tynan can get fired for making a little harmless joke about jewish women.
>>153259004and das a good ting, mane
>>153259004
Bro is mad that the Jewish president of the New York Yankees might not be fired or charged while the gentile actual president of the United States is laughing in his face about it all
baybaw
Extremely boring Offseason.....
>>153259092you fagitthis girl has more testosterone flowing in her veins than yousurrender your testicles as you no longer need them
>>153259124i would strike you out on two pitches you little bitch baby
>>153259124bunt homer
>>153259197has this been confirmed?
dwight's ox
>>153259212Oh we up bayin our baws winky
>>153259252bro put your balls away this is a family board
>>153259256Please accept my dearest baybawligies
it's "beisbol"
>>153259212yes mexico is playing puerto rico right now
>>153259291beised
USA will never win a WBC title any time, any where, any place.being the "inventors" of the sport doesn't mean that baseball is coming home.
fagama kek
>>153259354it ain't gonna be some latin country
Bet my 401k on Djibouti winning it all in 2026
>>153259423shut up, faggot
>>153259449We don’t sign our posts here
I'm gay.
>>153259518we all are, buddy
Gonna be a fun 90 loss season for the White Sox this year.Signed,White Sox fan
>Venezuela won't play for obvious reasons>Puerto Rico losing players because of insurance bullshit>Japan loses Roki and Ohtani won't pitch>US has basically all of the MVPs, All-Star and CY winners on their rosterSomething tells me this WBC isn't going to be as kino as the last one
>>153259525dwight's ox makin' moves
>>153259563DR is really good too
>>153259577the showboats will get knocked out by a meme team like netherlands or korea
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VALDEZ OR GALLON SIGNING ELIAS DON'T FUCK US GIOLITO WILL NOT PUT US OVER THE EDGE TO COMPETE
>>153259602Remember when the Korean team was somewhat good and nearly won 2009>get buck broken by Ichiro and never recover
>>153259602I’m sorry do the jappyknees and Americans not showboat? Or did you arrive to this general from 1952?
>>153259124sawfbaw
>>153259648you'll remember my post when I'm right
>>153259741You didn’t answer the question
>>153259525>90 lossStill missing another starterReunion with Bassitt?
>>153259765I wasn't alive in 1952
>>153259563We (Mexico) will win it
GU? (gallen update)
>>153259806As long as the US loses I’ll be happy
>>153259806>>153259816are any of your doyers playing for mexico?
>>153259824I’m not a dodgers fan and I’m not mexican
I made really good enchiladas to celebrate the official end of stove season for my Mariners.
The postseason really IS a crapshoot. Look at The Dodgers. Back-to-back WS losses to back-to-back WS wins.Just make it to the playoffs and you’ll win eventually.
>>153259872>Just make it to the playoffs and you’ll win eventually.
>>153259924Some crapshoots or crappier than others
>>153259924I have a good feeling about next time.
>>153259924At least you made it to the world series...
>>153259950I wanna fuck that mouse. Have its eyes bulge and pop out of its skull
>>15325992450 top keks!!!
Since when was contact a key part of winning a championship? I thought it was all run prevention (pitching + fielding).
>>153259968
>>153260007do you guys know every state by shape?
>>153260007kek lol oh no!!
>>153260048of course. don't you?
>>153259950I do this.
>>153260061Make it to the World Series? No you don’t!
>>153259972>put the ball in play and watch the Yankees beat themselves
>>153260066Jamie, pull up game 5 inning 5 again
Why do ppl hate Michael Rubin so much
>>153260070Cole is still pointing to this day. >>153260064Yankees legend Javier Vazquez mentioned.
embiggen this bussy
I’m Jewish
>>153258873I hate Koreans and would not have sex with them even if it were my only option.
For me, it's Sandy Koufax
>>153260115Is 4chan just one big mossad operation? Be honest for once
>>153260048Yes unless it's the rectangles Colorado or Wyoming but nobody lives in Wyoming
>>153259872>anno domimi 2026>believing that load of bullshit"The postseason is le crapshoot" is a loser's lament. The best built team wins.The problem is that too many general managers build numbers on paper when they should be building from instinct.
>>153260113cromulent post this
>>153260199no.
Why is it called baseball the bases aren’t even the most important thing in the sport it’s the ball. It should be called ballball.
>>153260263sloppy job mossad
Is Vinnie our guy? Haha weed number haha sex number.
>>153260291I call it homeplateball
>>153260318Nice.
>>153260327Nice.
>>153260318Nice
I’m dyingThis is one of the funniest graphics I’ve ever seen
>>153259467that's not how you sign anything, faggot
>>153257220>It's cold. It's dark. The snow is frozen solid and has been here for years and years, it seems.When winter first begins to biteand stones crack in the frosty night,when pools are black and trees are bare,'tis evil in the Wild to fare.[
>>153260335Bullshit he’s directly descended from King Arthur. His great great great great great grandpa fought at Agincourt, his grandpa died at Dunkirk. I’ve seen Aroldis down the local chippy on the regular when living in London, what a lad! So British he shits the queen. This is bullshit.
>>153260341You gotta let Recker into your heart an shole
>>153260458lmao what a faggot
doyerabomino gonna have a melty
February is the least kino/sovl month but then you have March which is one of the kinest months
when is nu tho
>>153260554It’s on the horizon
>>153260554February is the worst month for sports. No baseball. One football game, the Super Bowl, which is usually anticlimactic and more about the commercials and food than the game. Mid-season NBA, which is the worst time of the season, you’re already a couple months in so everyone knows the good teams already and the players already stopped caring until the playoffs. It’s when you realize 82 games is entirely too long for a basketball season.And NHL which is a completely dead sport with absolutely no aura.
People actually watch the NBA?
>>153260609Two Americas as they say
>>153260583Go Sabres
>>153260511why are they like this?
>be me>sitting at desk poastan >feel fart coming on >stand up>pull pants down >squat down >cup hand>put cupped hand over asshole>le fart.gif>bring and to face and take a big whiff >smells like shit >mfw
>>153260661People actually wear pants?
>>153260661we call that an autobuttercup
>>153260583I was going to call you a retard but after I thought on it I just want to say I’m incredibly thankful that you don’t watch hockey
Anthony
Banda
FREAKIN’
no… NO!!!!
lauren shehadi
yea… YEA!!!
>>153260661I've never cupcaked myself
