2 - 0 on aggregate
anime
The English gave us Warhammer and we gave them concepts like oral health and cooking food properly. Fair trade, I reckon.
asggregate
>>153262408>leaves fish in a pile of salt or just rotting on the side until it putrifies>cooking food properly
>>153262422Fuck you
>>153262386just hope the winner goes on to beat the flat earthers at cringe fc
who cares
>EFL Cupwhy are PL teams in this? they're not part of the EFL? they should create their own PL cup instead1st roundbottom 8 in PL play, 4 eliminated2nd round16 teams play remaining playquarter final2 legged tiessemi final2 legged tiesfinalplayed at wembley
>>153262751that sounds gay as fuck
>>153262832no it sounds elite as fucknobody cares about the efl cup till the later rounds. it's all about the pl teams, baby
Now drive we soon
COULD be an exciting match if Newcastle score first
mate just make the threads when line ups are announced so you can put the line ups in the original post, it's not that fucking hard.
>>153263336why do you care about the line up being in the OP?do you only have 1 internet tab and cant open another
>>153262422we do this as well in middle east. believe all people near a body of water have discovered this method sometime in their history
An OP that is consistent with formatting appears more thoughtful and serious, which encourages higher quality replies. No wonder this place is going to shit.
Manchester City: Trafford, Nunes, Khusanov, Ake, Ait-Nouri, Gonzalez, Reijnders, O’Reilly, Semenyo, Foden, Marmoush.>Subs: Donnarumma, Dias, Haaland, Cherki, Rodri, Nypan, McAidoo, Alleyne, Lewis.Newcastle United: Ramsdale, Trippier, Botman, Thiaw, Burn, Hall, Tonali, Willock, Ramsey, Gordon, Woltemade.>Subs: Pope, Wissa, Barnes, Osula, Elanga, J Murphy, A Murphy, Shahar, Neave.
Do Newcastle even stand a chance?
>>153263508for me its more fun replies :)
>line ups half way down the pagegrim
>>153263539yeah city arent very good at the moment 1 win in 5
>>153263527Howe the type of nigga to play a back 5 and two man midfield just to fit in Dan Burn
>>153263561Classic Eddie Meme
>Newcastle's last goal at Manchester City was scored by DeAndre Yedlin in September 2018wew lad
>>153263063Who’s he? The newcastle’s dsl/120kg?
>>153263827That was when Rafa was still in charge
>newcastle going to away fixture of a second leg with a goal deficient by playing a back fiveeddie meme watched rosenoir last night and thought that was a good idea
>>153263967my favourite ninja turtle
>>153262400fpbp
your prediction?
Status?
hot
Laaland benched so shitty might actually play good.
>no minute's silence for john virgodisgusting
marmoush looked well good before he came to england
Are we still saying klenk by the way? Just need to know in case something funny happens in this match
>>153264127many such cases
>>153264127another bundesliga fraud
SHITTY vs. POOCASTLEEl Scatico
>>153264114>No silence for Manchester United fan John VirgoJust because one team contains Manchester and the other contains United doesn't make it appropriate
is Eddie Meme parking the bus at 2-0 down?
>referee looks like andy burnham
is there an oldcastle
bit late to the partywhat did I miss?
>>153264131YES WE ARE, WHAT A KLENKFEST
lmao its already over
see you lot at the weekend
shant be apologising for this post >>153264127 before you get any ideas
>>153264150national treasure shouldn't matter what team he supports
>>153264184This particular match was over 3 weeks ago
>>153262386over
barnes would have buried that chance
Striker's finish that la
"semen" and "yo", so you're saying yo to semen
>swathes of empty seats againkek
cant score
>>153263847Yesbox
you know how in ufc they say HEEEM when theres a heem, what does one say for football there isnt really the same thinggoooal just aint it
What is this?
El Cashico II.
did nothing wrong tbqh
>>153264258Neuralink
>>153264258been scratching again
newcastle look SHIT
>>153264258cum stains
>>153264292they did just get battered 4-1
>>153264258Bald spot
cant again
>>153263847she got caught with a dismembered body and admitted to the dismemberment but NOT the murder. he is in jail awaiting trialhttps://omni.se/andersson-nekar-till-mord-erkanner-gravfridsbrott/a/JOoGwX
> suicide notes
being a poocastle fan must be such pain if you are sober
where is bro going
>>153264378>Dear diary, ..
>poocastle
Erling Whomst?
>arsenal v cityboring
I love the city, Newcastle is a top night out, but much like Manchester, the inhabitants of both these fine cities are massive bell-ends.
bit boringly one sided but still less boring than yesterdays slop
>>153264388>poocastle fan>sobergood one
alright I'm tapping out, who the fuck would watch the rest of this? good luck to you guys.
trippy
>>153264341yesssss niggobulo kicked the ball to the corner so ndongo could get a free goal on the 20th line maybe now the blue shirts will win the league cup against the black shirts and I get so excited that I scream and jump and and down because I decided that I like the blue shirt team man I love sportsballdid some papers get released or something? I don't know what people are talking about I need to watch the spanish division and the premier championship I like the red shirts too I hope they win over the yellow shirts
Based op, if you know you know
>>153264438
3-0 lmao
>>153264426How? 2 best teams in England on neutral ground, arsenal would destroy newcancer if they qualified
Total Geordie death.
>>153264365The virgin "we won't name him until found guilty in a court of law" vs the chad "yeah he probably did it"
wow this is embarrassing
lol sometimes a battering is a bit of a laugh
>>153264378Someone post the screenshot of Newcastle record at city.
>Maybe you shouldn't be two at the back with a massive gap to midfield hmmmEddie Howe tactics
HAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN EDDIE HOWE
Its over over, what other footie is on?
>>153264456just feels inevitable like who else is getting to a final this season. fa cup final will probably be the same.you watch cups you want something unexpected to happen.
what will woltemade do about this?
>>153264378He knows he's getting the Khashoggi treatment when he finishes 9th this season
WELCOME TO __________
>>153264481Copa del Rey.
Eddie Howe is he still in the job.
>>153264495>make runs? vi don't do zat in germany
>>153264500england after the world cup (england do shit as always)
>>153264388Nukey Brown exists for a reason, mate.
Eddie, How?
>>153264493For something to be unexpected the expected needs to happen more
Eddie Howler
this newcastle defence genuinely awful
>tune in cause nothing else is on>tune out cause its no longer competitive>tune in again cause one side is getting raped and its hilariousit's a fine balance
>>153264501Guess I will give it a go
>>153262386jover
>>153264526Maybe you shouldn't play three at the back when you have fucking Trippier as a wingback
Literally everything that is making city good today isn't replicable with Haaland in the team lol
>>153264438can /sp/ recover?
why is the etihad so quiet right now man shitty is 3 nil up
>>153264536Why does ramsdale come out there
>>153264536>Dan Boo-urn>Malick Ciao>Sven Buttman
>>153264521Man City win trophies all the fucking time
>>153264551they should be whistling for 90 minutes
>>153262386
They must have abandoned another mascot again
>Ham(string)thony Gordon
yikes
Despise geordies
>
I'm sorry, but did Newcastle already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's not even half time. Does not having the lead before half time warning count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Newcastle are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the North East for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst City teams in yeara who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Wednesday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Newcastle are one of the best fucking teams in England, they won the EFL cup last year. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Newcastle wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Newcastle topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>153264178me
>>153264597
emptyhad
>Let's rely on Kieran Trippier and Lewis Hall to cover the entire wingsSorry for harping on this but wtf did you expect
putting on nu arctic monkeys music for halftimeyeah England has lost its music taste
2nd half will be a training ground 45 mins. Post Asian women instead
Give me one reason why Newcastle shouldn't sack Howe and his fraudulent assistant
>>153264500The whorehouse
MENA braap
do you like pajeetas spee??
>>153264700You know it smell crazy there
>>153264691that material looks pretty comfy
>>153264706>streamersvery cringe
>>153264717like cinnamon >>153264721very
english rose Millie
halftime sloots are overback to the match
is it possible to find korean women in Manchester
>>153264733>cinnamonI was thinking cumin-laced sweat and diarrhea but yeah
>>153264772No, they're all mancunian you fucking chud
>*saves you from drowning*
How has Newcastle spent £200 million on 4 or 5 players and none of them have improved the squad?
>>153264809Made for BBC news
era
>>153264913Literally gives him a reach-around
Its amazing to me that a big club like Newcastle has only won 1 (one) trophy
corr decent goal
most dangerous lead
>>153264913AHHHH MY BBC, REF!!!
The comeback for the ages begins
>THIS is Newcastles first goal on the Etihad since 2018grim that
just 4 more
whewremontada is on
am NOT re opening the stream until it is at LEAST 5-3 on aggregate.
>>153264957the first of many
>>1532623864 to go
>>153264876Well Woltemade was a replacement for Isak, not the same level but young with potentialElanga is not all that but young with potential (he just scored kek)Wissa to replace Callum Wilson (I guess)Jacob Ramsey is 24 but not great imoMalick Thiaw is solid I guess but early days stillThese five add up to nearly €275m
>getting outsung by the away fans when you're 4 goals up and going to a cup finalSomehow Newcastle aren't the most embarrassing team on the pitch tonight
isn't it 2 more or do away goals not count anymore?
>>153264980where was this throughout the season from him
>>153264992away goals count double
>>153264986>5-1 up>9.30 on a cold winters week day>small cup compared to what they've won recentlyblimey why arent they losing their minds
>>153264992Don't count anymore
>wissa
>>153264980Thanks for the webms, hoholbro.
kwab
business idea: flip a coin at half time and the winner gets to decide if away goals count double or not over the two legs
Holy shit lmao
this atmosphere is genuinely embarrassing.truly an emptyhad
KWABANGA
>>153265005Stop the count.
>£50m
>kwabnanga
When did Kolo Toure become a 4th official?
kidnap anime girls
>>153265076Okay, now turn the filters off and reverse the plastic surgeries
gn frens
>elelnga
should have gotten a couple more back
howe many chances are they going to piss away?
I CANT SCOOOOOORE
>NEWCASTLE?! NO GIVE ME LUTON!
Isn’t the Carabao Cup the oldest cup in England Why are the semifinal threads so dead?
>>153265187This game was over before it began
>>153265187The FA Cup is the oldest cup anywhere.League Cup was invented to take advantage of fancy new floodlights.
>>153265187im surprised this slop will get 200 posts
>>153265187Honestly if you finish top 6 you shouldn't be invited to this cup
>>153265187The FA Cup is the oldest cup competition (1871 - oldest national competition in all of football). The League Cup was invented in the 1960s to take advantage of the fact that clubs had fitted floodlights to their stadium and could now hold midweek evening matches.
>>153265225Conguito (blanco).
>>153265225>ynr Haaland willingly let his gf tell the world she preferred his friend until he got rich and famous
thank god thats over
what next for him
>>153265298England manager
>>153265302> England manager
