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this shit isn't a fart it's straight up diarrhea
>>153263823kill yourself you fucking retard
You need to calm down
>>153263939>tfw a bostero gets near meyuck! someone stomp his head! quickly!
>>153263988crazy how he mogged those cops
>>153263988remember goomba from the hit 1985 videogame super mario bros?this is him now, feel old yet?
>>153263988Medio boludo el disca
>>153264019kek
>*charanga sounds intensify*Y DALE DALE BOOOOOY DALE DALE DALE BOOOOOOOO
^ela tem, don't even bother
>>153263988They just be doing anything in argentina
>>153264077what a headache, just open rojadirecta or sumthin
>>153264077I've never heard of fanatiz
>>153263823Kek
Bucht Ist Die WeltDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
2 de mayo will demolish alianza
>>1532645162 de mayo has got to be the craziest club ever
One of the best threads ever
Rowing plays its first home match today
Not many yellow flags to say something that bold
From gunther schweizerTo jeffrey epsteinIf people knew what really happened at the 1998 wc, they would be disgusted
mengao v binterbragas v minas geraisremos v girassolneymar gordo v san pablosindicato v fogaopalmeras v victoria
>>153264839>yellow flagsand who would that be? Brunei? Vatican? Bhutan? Spain:
Flamiengo Atletico de las minasBotinefuegoAssociacionÁrboles
>>153263988basado
Rapid eye movement x look at at the sun
>>153265010>Rapid eye movementidgi
>>153264936Junior red, white and blue
>>153265015R.e.m.o.https://www.tuasaude.com/sono-rem/
Business idea: a game like elifoot but for escolas de samba
>>153265064are you carioca? I just wanna test something
On a second thought i think someone already gave this idea here once
>>153265078answer my question
>>153264936Ecuador venezuela and colombia we already talked about this but you guys never learn
>>153265070Nope
Gran Colombia would be a great national team desu
Do not answer his question.
so Uruguay is white flag?
Cop30 cup
>>153265134wtf, they got the mbl logo on the middle
Let’s go REMO
>>153265156El Punhetaço
bet all you have on interi'm dead serious
>>153265227But i have nothing
Onde assistir o jogo do menguinho?
bruh wtf is this
We r emo
>>153265301flamengo.com
>>153265105>Venezuelainsólito
>>153265301Totally organic
>>153265301embarrassing
Can Inter commit the crime?
>os caras putos pq flamenguistas gostam de um cria do flamengo????antiflamenguismo é doença mental pprt
>>153263823
^kys
Fear
Vamos falar a verdade, se o Calleri fosse moreninho com sotaque a lá Romário vcs iriam puxar saco delevcs sao meio racistas tbm nao podem acusar os outros
>>153265433Nah, if he was a brazilian hablante he would be treated as a bum
>>153265433Cajeri**fix'd for you
>>153265448cashéri, refix bro
now that endrick is atropellating bagettes, is brazil NT back?
APUPOS no maracanã
>>153265433>puxar sacoThis means exactly what you think
He can't defendHe can't attackEmerson Royal is our wingback
I put my rent money on flamengo scoring first @ 2 odds, let's gooooo
>>153265511I know your heart is impure and you have malicious intentions, but yes, you're right.
Paraguay u20 women 3x0 chile u20 "women" so far
>paqueBET yellow carded at 3'someone check money transactions in Ilha de Paquetá, Rio de Janeiro
why cooling break when the stadium looks like this?
You dare to question minuto aguinha?
dump it.
>>153265627>as punishment, you will coach your team at a much better view
>>153265646on paper, you can't communicate with the team in any way, but we all know nothing ever happens
>>153265627OS CRIA TÁ DE RADINHOOQUEIMANDO UM FININHOSEJA PELA PISTA OU PELO MORRO
>>153265671Morro garcia ...:(
bragantino 1 - 0 galo
>>153265595
>>153265627el preparador fisico
I feel like this is going to be another one of those years for Internacional
>flabunda
yep, rent is gone
olha o que ele fez, olha o que ele fez, olha o que ele fez
flamengo 0 - 1 internacional
>>153263823who is that girl?also Am I missing something because I dont understand why is funny.
>>153265574
>>153265775it's not.
>>153265769chegou ano de copa o maluco virou o falcão garcía
>>153265627
VAIAS no marcanã
>>153265775copalib hasn't been funny in years, we just hatewatch palmengo and shittalk nordeschinos
>>153265788Based
O seu time não é o Internacional :)
>>153265796I try, but you guys have too much hate in your hearts
stop zicating, dogs
The people in the Remo crowd look surprisingly indigenous. Most of them would pass as locals in Mexico or Ecuador.
INTERVALO | Bayern Mulambique 0-1 INTER
São Paulo va santos. Fake game
>>153265835uh... that place is literally at AMAZONIA, broI know you're not actual american, don't pretend to be stupid
>>153264040
>>153265835Because Belém do Pará is a city in the Amazon.
Gremio I don't like you , and you don't like me but we need to beat a major evil tonight.
>>153265843>São Paulo va santosis that a rerun? he just had that game last saturday
>>153265835>Most of them would pass as locals anywhere from la patagonia to alaska FIFY
>>153265870this is the non-rigged version
>>153265812>jews are sickos>jewess are whores
>>153265877amazonians are ethnically different from andeans
>>153265870>>153265879Why isn’t nerman playing
>>153265897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS_-t9TBoqs
Monkeyzillians have kidnapped our girl over a silly gesture, very insecure “people”.We demand her safe return, unraped and unbeaned.
>>153265952Kkkkkk
>>153265769Golazo
>>153265956she'll return gaped, don't worry
aqui é framengo
Why are argies so racist?
Remo 1 - 0 Mirassol
Entreguem a taça logo, carajo
>>153265775It was very contextualNow it is just ragebait
>>153266023O meu negão arias will make it possible
Carbonero is on fireClank!
>>153265853Yes but Belem is still a big coastal city. I expected more indio blood in the rural interior.
>>153266046Put the meat on the asador then
>>153266052>SampaoliKWAB
I have a dream....
I'm not watching the Flamengo game, how is Paqueta playing?
Ok but where's Neymar
>>153266090la bombomental
>o maior time na terraVery cocky for a relegated team
>>153266090The new cancha of Barracas after Boca's downfall
>>153266090You may say I hate riverBut I am not the only one
>>153266090>half of a B why?
>>153266104He's in Santa Teresa for Céu na Terra this weekend
>>153266090
Struggling to compete with Internacional, Flamengo decide for the nuclear option: bring in the Colombian
>>153266176Kek
>>153265769I like when football players remember the basic that they can actually intercept plays and dont need to passively watch the opponent pass the ball
Why can't Palmeiras play in its own stadium?
>>153266204https://youtu.be/rMUj4O09tjg
sem meu penalti eu não consigo
>>153266068No thr entire north is like that
meu pênalti, minha vida
>>153266090In a perfect world these and the bimbomnera would combine into one
Caggrsrrgsrrgrsascal ou Agrsgrrgrsrarascaeta
Why do I always pick semen slurpers. I really love this sport to watch this crap
Flamengo 1 - 1 Internacional
>>153266290>penaltyof course
>>153266290VARmengoTime lixo da Globe
mirassolbros... was it a fluke year?
Não que eu ligue mas esse time do Santos é uma merda
Remo 2 - 0 Mirassol
>>153266354mirassol vs a big team>3-2 win kino gamemirassol vs a shit team>loses 2-0
>>153266354Latereio
>>153266354>REMOWARkek
i'm NOT watching 90 min of Abel Lixeira ball
why is his first name not capitalized?
Vamos Vitoria!
Isabel will fuck tonight
Santos 1 - 0 São Paulo
>>153266503nice goleiro
>até o flamengo virarThey started early this year
>>153266503bateu roupa
>>153266464slit your wrists and die
>
they'll activate the var protocol earlier this year
>153266574lmao absolutely seething and forever rent free in your head animetroon
eu não aguento mais esse bernabei, que anão nojento, sempre entregando
When will he be healthy again?
>>153266663no, thanks to you colombiansyou owe us an hexa
a good thing about pezzolano is that he knows how to protect the goalyou can see players like victor gabriel, bernabei and aguirre are retards, they don't really think about what they're doing, if it wasn't for the anão maldito we could've memed a win
Anyone else here never kissed a girl?
you can't convince me you're an incel in fucking brazil out of all places
Lots of incels in Brazil, especially brown boys. Blacks and alemaos seem to do alright.
>>153266706I am
if you're brown you can just shape yourself into mc livinho, it's not hard
I haven't kissed in 4 weeks, I'm practically a virgin again
Only favelados get pussy easily in Brazil. Normal men get nothing.
Vai começar o jogo do maior do país
>go to the gym>bitches squatting in skin tight short in front of you>go to the church>brothers trie to get you into a relationship>go to work>40 yo married coworker throws herself at youyou need to make a massive effort to NOT have sex in Brazil
>>153266777TRIPS CHECKED
sagging
Based Pikachu, that's my goat coming in right now
>>153266821DisgustingThats the type of 40yo woman who throws herself at >>153266803
>Mirassol already getting btfo and Libertadores isn't even on yetfunniest thing, São Paulo got half of their players and both teams will be relegated
>>153266821compare that dog to the statuesque male physique - bulging abs, firm pecs - of the mirassol player to her leftwhy did we call them the 'fair sex'?
>>153266716I have the feeling this post wast carefully crafted to make trikaschizo seethe.
so that's why brazil loves soccer so much
>>153266690When I visited France my mom forced me to kiss the airbnb host's daughter as a greeting because that's French culture or something. But that's it.
PALMEEEEEEEEIRAAAAAAASSSFIU FIU FIU
https://youtu.be/6op9Eotp3Uw?si=EEvY1sPFjIEF_A1A
>>153267007ele é geladu
>>153266925This fucking team can only score headers
fucking hell i was hoping for remo
Mirassol ties the game
Acho que o Bostafogo leva esse Brasileiro. Como o Palmeiras vai levar esse campeonato jogando desse jeito contra um time merdestino?
>>153267092wtf is that goalkeeping lmaooooo
>>153267095nice jinx, faglard
Good bye
>>153267095goalshut up
>>153267095
Please guys, not another 8x0
Alianza Lima player dead
Just a reminder that Pavmeiras has more victories against its main 4 rivals. We're literally the father of Corinthians, São Paulo and Santos. Not to mention that we're the biggest team in Brazil with the most titles.
so desperate for white people points kek
Palmerda
>>153267016bro, Keir Starmer is about to resign
PAL COLOSSAL
Golazo atras de golazo by Putfire
fuck a.nal and fuck zoomers
E Grêmio, hein?Se fode aí, bostafogo. Time de macacos.
>>153267275Dare I say... based?
>10th in Série A
>>153267201Not to mention being 2 times relegated and with not a single mundial
>>153267328Meaningless metrics.
>muh moondials
la INTENSIDAD del Grêmio de Luis CastroInsólito
>>153266913say WHAAAT
>>153267385My team would never ever ever ever score that
perder na corrida de arthur cabral 120kgs = justa causa
https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/2019182897484149053Ander Herrera injured as wellkek
>>153267385
would it be racist to nickname him Blanka?
End this fucking match
sadly this game activated the automatic extension for abel now his contract goes up to 2032
não tem jeito quando o VERDAZZO decide praticar o futebol arte ninguém segura
>>153267455>Jacaréverton
>>153267504>sadlyYou're not palmeirense, right?Also, winning against a merdestinian team is obrigation. Humiliating a merdestinian team is a bonus.
if I died today I wouldn't have to give this fucking presentation
>>153267472Hes not green or electric (i think)
>>153267465https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/2019214737322492397>9 injured playersesto eh boca
Saudades de quando o Grêmio era grande
do not caredid not askdied in madrid btw
>larps as italian>cucked into speaking moortugeselel
>>153267588You weren't born back then
>>153267593She was so hot in Poor Things
the last great grêmio teamEvaldirFumacinha - Gerson - Meia-noiteAldair - Valdemir Pato BrancoAlírio - Pitón - Valdecir - NegreteMazaroppi
Palmeiras is being robated. Id be mad if this wasn't ganho already
>>153267472he looks more like Dee Jay
O palmeiras construiu incríveis 1.88 gols esperados em um único tempo contra o VitóriaA melhor marca jogando em Barueri em noites de Lua Cheia
>>153267395it was just on her cheek. it was kinda awkward but at least I can say i've kissed a girl who was my age, cya later virgins
>vitoria>loses
>Pavón in 2026It has been literal 10 years since he debuted with a pibe and a team still believes in him kekBeing a gringo in a brazil is the easiest job in the world
>>153267691you did it wrong and probably creeped her out, a cheek kiss has no lip touching
>>153267691you're not supposed to actually kiss wtf weirdo
Imagine tomar gol do Vitória...Kek. Que vergonha
We are going for the tie
another Alianza Lima player died
Who can stop Carlos Vinícius?
>>153267732>>153267746I didn't full blown kiss but I probably did touch with lips, was just trying to get it over with. Idk how medpipo culture works ok my niggas, I'm just an autist German-American forced to engage in their culture, forgive me.
Que golaço da porra. Alguém aí posta o video do gol do Allan do Palmeiras
>>153267865you literally raped her
>>153267595We all consider ourselves trad caths and sucessors to the roman empire
A third Alianza Lima player died
É O MAIOR DO MUNDO NAO TEM JEITO
gremio 4 - botafogo 2 so far
>>153267948Bostafogo*
just shoot you geriatric piece of shit, of course he's going to catch up to you
we are so back
There is a Vitoria player called CantalapiedraWhy are spics named like this?
>>153268005I miss Veiga so badly, bro. I feel like crying
>>153268014can't be worse than Gluedick (colapinto)
>>153268014sounds like he would evolve into Sinisterra
>>153268014sigh, you wouldn’t get it